Oh shit nigger, you're a bunch of skeletons working for the supervillain Greg the Necromancer.
Currently you're raiding the HQ of a rival villain and is battling an army of robot skeletons. What do you do?
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>>334903185
punch self in the face and proclaim mass produced bots being a shit like they are
>>334903185
EAT YOURSEEEEEEEEEEEELF
>>334903185
have someone reprogram the robots
>>334903185
punch self in face
Report the thread since attention whoring CYOA artists have no business on /v/
>>334903414
hack into their main computer
>>334903414
Montage of skeletons killing robots
>>334903463
"Right, now who amongst us knows how to hack things"
>>334903185
Not videogames.
Also racist.
>>334903584
surprisinglyFag Enabler
>>334903584
Jojo hacks with fist
>>334903584
horsefucker
>>334903584
KNEECHAN
>>334903584
Texas does
>>334903584
All robot skeletons raise their hands
>>334903629
"Please, he's not even part of the team. Plus he's not here"
>>334903798
then Kneechan
>>334903798
horsefucker fucks a hourse nearby tho
says hi
>>334903798
Claim that the robot skeletons are ripoffs of the Necrons, suing them
>>334903798
Nobody knows how to hack. Damn.
>>334903798
Phone a friend for advice on hacking.
>>334903867
"No we're not"
"Yeah, we don't have green particle effects"
*robo wink*
>>334904053
just flood the room with water
>>334904053
Toss a glass of water in their face.
>>334904053
enough talking just fuck their shit up
>>334904053
mass produced trash
>>334904053
In the time they were processing this information, the gang snuck past them
>>334904053
Several hours and many robot deaths later, the effects of exhaustion begins to kick in on the skeletons
>>334904138
" 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 "
>>334904283
Now build a house out of them.
>>334904283
Simon explains
"and that's why mass produced suits are shit. I mean they don't even have V-fins"
>>334904283
Send in the dogs
Again
>>334904283
Build a sweet moped
>>334904480
Meanwhile
>>334904480
for everyone
and add v-fin on simons
>>334904480
Suddenly, a gang of skeleton robots appears out of nowhere which are totally different from robot skeletons I swear
>>334904480
Everyone pile on!
We're storming further in on this kickass bike.
>>334904659
Now burst through the wall doing mad wheelies
>>334904659
Moeaagaaare moeaagarree gandamuuuuu
>>334904659
Moped robot battle action
>>334904659
WITH GUNS
>>334904659
Now sell em at Simon's Moped Emporium! These deals are bone-chilling!
>>334904729
"Simon's sperging out again"
>>334904932
start a bike gang "White Devil"
>>334904932
Where's lolisniffer?
>>334904932
Fug built a moped as well
>>334904932
Jojo asks her brother why he's a dick
>>334904932
you guys are no fun
>>334905145
The gang rolls out
>>334905145
Shadowboss Jr doesn't know what the deal with Fug is
"I didn't cause this shit"
>>334905145
ROLL OUT
>>334905196
Turns out he was jsut really allergic to that milkshake he drank
>>334905346
Suplex Fug into the car wash. Maybe that washes away the allergy
>>334905346
Shadowboss Jr. Wants to harness this power. He gives him more milkshakes to up his powerlevel.
>>334905346
Jojo punches her brother in the dick
>>334905604
The skeletons are too busy driving around on mopeds to notice
>>334905604
Shadowboss becomes an Outer God
>>334905604
Unleash fug on the skellies.
Give him another shake to go just in case.
>>334905669
MEANWHILE, IN HELL
"See ya nerds, heading out to the Outher Realm to becomne a god"
>>334905904
Fug wakes up inside and harnesses his dark energy to help fight shadowboss jr
>>334905904
fug attack
>>334905904
Jojo confronts her brother with various questions
"Why are you a dick?"
"Why did you never tell me you existed?"
"Blah blah blah?"
>>334905904
god is not pleased
>>334905952
MEANWHILE, INSIDE FUG
"SHOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE."
>>334906121
press ctrl+A then ctrl+shift+I
>>334906121
Tell him that the Shadowboss is about to fuck some shit up in the outer realm.
>>334906121
Eat the darkness
>>334906178
"NIGGA I DONT HAVE ANY HANDS TO PRESS KEYS RIGHT NOW"
>>334906309
TURN ON THE FLASHLIGHT EMBEDDED INSIDE YOUR SKULL
>>334906309
Consume the darkness, with the destruction of the dark Fug shall become a paragon of light
>>334906309
use teeth, crybaby
>>334906309
The darkness tries to tempt fug
>>334906309
SUBMIT
>>334906338
"Why are there chomping sounds coming from his skull"
>>334906530
The darkness bites back
>>334906530
Spray him with white paint
>>334906530
Wake up
>>334906530
whitewash him
>>334906530
Remember that shadowboss jr was actually a woman
>>334906627
"OH SHIT IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!"
>>334906853
Fug eats better.
>>334906853
slap him
>>334906853
While the skeletons deal with the darkness, Jojo deals with her brother
>>334907096
now slap other cheekbone
>>334907096
Look at his hand, he's not a complete nigger
Try to wash him
>>334907338
force feed him milk
cause that's the cure for all skelly illness
>>334907338
fug comes to his senses and joins our side againbut he is permanently black now
>>334907338
god purify him
cause of slap code
>>334907338
Call him a nigger
>>334907521
Jojo confronts her brother
>>334907604
actually...last thread revealed he is her sister
>>334907707
he gets better
>>334907707
OH NO
IT'S ZERO FAT MILK
>>334907707
Yum
>>334907707
plot twist: its soya milk
>>334907769
"hmm, tasty"
>>334907841
he becomes shiny and chrome from all that calcium
>>334907841
The milk makes his bone shiny as gold and strong as diamond
>>334907841
When's the last time you had a shower, Fug?
>>334907841
Jojo confronts her brother/sister
>>334907841
does it work?
>>334907909
"I dunno, last year or something"
>>334907974
Plot happens
>>334907974
hose Fug down
like shit, no wonder he smells like shit
>>334907974
A guy busts in though the wall and asks Fug where da hood at
>>334908009
MEANWHILE, Jojo is still being shocked at the reveal that Shadowboss Jr is her brother, and then immediately reveal that it was infact her sister
>>334908278
"Hello?"
>>334908278
Shadowboss Jr explores the legitimacy of this so-called "sister" claim
>>334908278
RULES OF NATURE
>>334908329
"Ey, you still there? Hello?"
>>334908523
She's dead
>>334908523
Now it's time for >>334908354
JoJo is revealed to be a cyborg ninja.
>>334908523
Now back to skellies
>>334908523
She faints.
>>334908625
"...and that's how I met your mother"
>>334908735
whoa
>>334908735
With Mk2 destroyed, and his army of robots beyond useless, there is only one more strategy Shadowboss Jr can use to kill the skeletons:
Kill them himself
>>334908735
Yep, she still faints.
>>334908792
"I'm gonna have nightmares about that for the rest of my unlife"
>>334908959
How did Shadowsis never realized she had no penis her entire life?
>>334908959
Check leg status.
>>334908998
"I guess I never checked"
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>>334909167
I guess flatness runs in the family?
>>334909167
The skeletons, heroes and Shadowboss Jr stand around awkwardly for a little while
>>334909186
wow rude
>>334909324
So uh, do you still want to kill us?
>>334909376
"Of course. WHy wouldn't I?"
>>334909423
Why would you?
>>334909423
"Why?" asks Greg
>>334909423
>>334909457
greg is teleported behind her
>>334909423
because you love us
>>334909423
Fug has an existential crisis and abandons his current life to exist in a higher plane, free of the struggles of modern society
>>334909457
"Oh I dunno. Maybe because of you my sister died once and in turn also lead to our father's death? Yeah, that"
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>>334909658
"And also because of the massive bounties on your heads"
>>334909658
summon Shadowboss from hell using Greg's powers
I mean if that works
>>334909658
Fag Enforcer doesnt care
>>334909658
Yeah but shes alive now and hes ascended to godhood, shits fine
>>334909715
"WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?" asked Fag Enabler
>>334909823
no one
now get the groceries you useless fuck
>>334909823
>>334909848
don't forget pickles
>>334909823
>>334909874
>>334909823
Get some more mayo as well
>>334909823
Switch to Fug
He has made friends with his inner darkness.
>>334909848
"I JUST WANNA BE RELEVANT" cried Fag Enabler
"Welcome to the club" said the forgottern side skeletons
>>334910073
Death comes along and reveals that Fug has actually become a demon skeleton hybrid thing
>>334910073
"SIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEERRRRR" - Jojo
>>334910073
Shadowboss Jr says "ENOUGH CHARADES" and gets into a battle stance
>>334910098
"Wow, thanks, Death"
"No problem! Time to go back to my job of reaping souls and molesting demons!"
>>334910259
Also enough of Fug's smoke has blown out the window to cover the whole town in it converting everybody into Shadowboss minions
>>334910259
Death molests Fug
>>334910324
"...and since Fug is now a demon skeleton..."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>334910396
Suddenly Death gets a call about a bus full of children that got killed and has to leave
>>334910396
rat-a-tat
would you look at that
it's something to laugh at
that chest so flat
hey I think I'm good at this
>>334910396
again?
Goddamit
why death won't molest rainbow man or something
>>334910396
fug goes back to being a vegetable again
>>334910396
Truly this is a terrible day for all skeletons
>>334910479
Truly, as accross town skeletons are being bullied by paladins
>>334910634
Shadowboss Jr decides to take matters into her own hands and challenges the skeletons to a fight to the death
>>334910634
oh right rainbowman and the heroes, what about them
>>334910634
meanwhile Zebra is molesting a zebra
>>334910634
THIS MUST BE STOPPED
SKELETEAM, ROLL OUTtrips plz
>>334910718
nigga the post count was in the 700s when you posted that
trips occur in the 900 range
>>334910634
CALL THE SKELQUISTION
>>334910689
"You're the only one for me now..."
>>334910807
Shadowsis prepares for attack
>>334910807
Shadowboss Jr vs Skeletons
Final battle
>>334910807
horsefucker steals zebras zebra
>>334910828
"Shit, how did we miss that?"
"Well, it's been going on for 2 threads already"
>>334910986
Shadowboss Jr pretends this was all part of her plan
>>334910986
but it rains
>>334910986
Shadowboss summons a minor Eldritch skeletal abomination and cackles
>>334910986
Shadowboss Jr kicks Lolisniffer out of the window and into a horde of Shadowboss Minions
>>334910986
All according to keikaku
>>334910986
Jojo casts fist out of frustration into the floor
>>334911006
"wow, even some dramatic rain too"
>>334911132
it washes everything away
yay
>>334911132
come up with antidot
>>334911159
By everything he means Noah's Ark shit.
>>334911159
"Yeaaahhh.....oh wait no it doesn't"
>>334911249
Jojo casts fist onto her face koing herself out
>>334911269
"Fuck"
>>334911390
dramatic falling scene
>>334911390
god thinks about interventing
>>334911390
The violence of the following scenes is too much for our youger audience to handle.
>>334911617
do a flip
>>334911617
He lands in mud...monster
>>334911617
Lolisniffer falls into a crowd of eager Shadowboss Minions, his screams echoing across the city
>>334911617
dance in the rain
>>334911617
Fag Enabler saves you with LeekSpin from the grocery store
>>334911617
he suddenly falls up
>>334911729
"HEY GUYS! SORRY I'M LATE! BUT IT'S COOL, I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU! WHAT DID I MISS?"
>>334911863
Despite them being her minions, Shadowboss Jr has no control over them. She discovers this after a group of them pull her out of the window
>>334911863
Everyone stares at him disapprovingly
>>334911863
He leads minions inside
>>334911994
suddenly a paladin rwecking ball
>>334911994
Lolisniffer lands in a crowd of minions and starts fighting
>>334911994
At least he saved lollisniffer
>>334911994
We noir now
>>334912015
She now joins Lolisniffer in the huge fight below
>>334912152
They still hate skeletons though
>>334912152
Everything floods outside
>>334912152
Bat Guy and Kangaroo Fornicator use Shadowboss Jr's terminal to contact Rainbowman, who is currently on the planet "jksdkjnl"
>>334912152
Fag enabler rides Fuck Yea Seaking into battle
>>334912152
>>334912098
Noir style battle commences
>>334912175
"Rainbowman! Where are you?"
"I'm on a mission on planet "jksdkjnl""
"Wow that's ahard to pronounce"
"Yeah, aliens are weird like that, anyway, what's the problem?"
>>334912375
WE'RE OUT OF POTATO CHIPS
>>334912375
I got scabs in my ass?
>>334912375
"Black people"
>>334912375
Shadow minions! And memes!
>>334912375
everyone is evil
>>334912375
There are too many skeletons, we need you to come and take a few away so the plot gets a bit clearer!
>>334912417
"Oh, then you should go get that checked out, Kangaroo Fornicator"
"Oh and the entire city is now filled with Shadow Minions who turned on Shadowboss Jr"
"huh"
"And Lolisniffer's fighting them too. Should we join in? On one hand it's our mission to destroy him. On the other we also have a duty to protect the city"
>>334912593
Nah, let them fuck themselves over lol
>>334912593
ask if he can save the game
>>334912593
"Do both"
>>334912593
Let's go get ice cream instead
>>334912665
"Alright"
And then they jump down into the battle too
>>334912848
Simon, Texas, Jojo, Greg and Fug play cards while they wait for this to blow over
>>334912848
Shadowboss grows tired of this shit and summons a skeletal shadow dragon
>>334912848
"well, everybody else is doing it"
simon and texas jump out the window too
>>334912848
They leave the terminal on by mistake.
"Hello?"
>>334912848
noir theme plays
>>334912947
"Oh hey, smooth jazz outta nowhere"
>>334913106
shadowboss jr is a girl!?
>>334913106
Lolisniffer, Bat Guy, Kangaroo Fornicator and Shadowboss Jr stand back to back as they repel the advancing horde of shadow minions
