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Console-tan Tuesday.
wah
>>334843096
THAT
CAT
This ain't video games.
Reposting pastebin for greentexts
http://pastebin.com/JUh3sxNC
Critique highly desired for delivery next week.hello g me to stop is also accepted as criticism
>>334843096
If I see that fucking cat one more time...Jizz in my pants.
>>334841052
Bumping this i guess. I know there's a lot of writefags so i really want to know if you guys would read the shit before start writing
Requesting PC and Xbone enjoying Dark Souls 3 and PS4 being butthurt people aren't interested in Bloodborne any more.
steam group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/consoletan
SDTans:
http://imgur.com/a/RuU9p
>>334843394
Toasty and madcatz most perfect partnership
>>334843512
With PS4 huge cock flopping out of her pants
>>334840661
>hitting mitts
it's a boxing/striking exercise.
And thanks, I really wanna crank this one out, so I can get to the one I wrote thats a little more industry (vidya) related.
>>334840674
I'm glad you like it anon. I've got another planned for the future, but make it more vidya related.
>>334841292
I didn't, but someone else may have, Like I said, this is my first time in these threads in a little over a year, I think.
Howdy, /ctt/, are you ready to READ?!
Xbone/PS4
http://pastebin.com/Xkf4n5JP
>Contains: Hypnotism/Mind-control, feet licking/worshipping, Xbone without helmet
>1645 words, 14 paragraphs
Mobile-tan
http://pastebin.com/ya7TFm7J
>Contains: Breast/thigh expansion, fuckable nipples, multiple pairs of breasts, pregnancy, lactation, partial mind-break, multiple uses of a thesaurus
>2108 words, 17 paragraphs
Shield/Wii-U/Neo-Geo *OLD*
http://pastebin.com/d2LzZTKE
>Contains: /ss/, straight trap/crossdress, thigh-fucking, rimjobs, girls kissing
>3883 words, 24 paragraphs
If any draw friends wish to use these as inspiration forporn, feel free to do so! Much thanks to >>334820418 for their awesome job of drawing a few pages from the Shield smut!
>>334843512
Will xbone be enjoying it in 900p?
>>334843642
jeeeeesus those hips!
Sum up the different tans personalities in one word
>>334843697
good luck with that
>>334843609
Was going to do toaster and ouya next actually.
>>334843691
Oi m8 can you do me a solid and critique the third one on this pastebin? >>334843394
>>334843642
hnnng
>>334843642
Gunna post the rest of my console-tan wips, and dip. Hope I can get some stuff done with these shakey paws.
>>334843869
2DS - Retarded
3DS - Normal
Wii U - Classy
Vita - /v/irgin
PS4 - Haughty
Xbone - Naive
PC - Perfectly Imperfectcan't think of a single word
>>334843691
very nice, keep up the good work
Here, deep in the amazons of /v/.
The search for video games continues.
>>334844329
Next after these will be 3DS, and 2DS then the playstation girls, and so on and so forth. I really wanna make some funny convo's with these, eventually. Hope they go along well.
>>334844268 (You)
>>334844458
I sometimes wonder if PC would be a bro or an egotistical dick if you hung out with him
>>334844458
PC = Hubris.
>>334844230
shit there's gonna be a vn?
>>334844230
>>334844329
>>334844667
it feels like watching ace attorney investigations sprite animatios
>>334843890
>I have to read
NOOOOOOOOOOOO--
I'm just kidding, yeah, I'll go ahead and read the whole thing. I'll do my best to write up a critique, haven't had to do that in a long time.I have a backlog of pastebins to read because I pushed off reading two from last week.
>>334844230
>>334844329
NICE. That body-hugging dress looks delicious.
>>334844527
Thanks, anon. Hope you enjoy them.
>>334843512
I'm surprised theres no tan version of chosen undead
>>334828042
>>334827875
Well it took 9 posts to have a fetish reply.
>>334844871
We need to go bigger
>>334844871
>Is this a trojan?
Sensible chuckle.
Make PC suplex GC.
>>334844871
Gamecube begs PC to revert his modification, which he does.
>>334844871
Dance party
>>334844230
>>334844329
>the vaginabones make her look naked
>>334844798
Thanks. Appreciate it.
I failed my English classes every year but just passed enough to not repeat. I don't read much either so anything I type i really like to hear about in any way.I'm still debating on NTR just to rile up a couple anons but that can wait
>>334843096
who is this?
>>334844871
Pull out GCs memory cards to reduce storage, thus reducing her breast size to normal.
>>334844871
I just wanna know if I can commission you and what your prices are.
>>334845073
Atari Jaguar
>>334844763
I would totally play a console-tan VN.
>>334844764
>>334844794
Well I did draw inspiration from exactly those. I thought they we're charming.
>>334844763
I dont know about that. Just wanted to make cool vidya related stuff with them, and make something fun.
Here's a jag sketch
>>334845026
Yaaay
>>334845073
Atari Jaguar.
>>334843691the cell-tan is spectacular. Thanks so much for all your time!
>>334844871
>People are only going to want to reduce GC's breasts
Anyway, PC finds GC's Xbox Cosplay and miniture city diorama
>>334845026
Nice
>>334845242
Unf.
>>334845242
That's a whole lot of pussy.
Help
I'm in love with xbone
>>334845242
You taking requests, boss?
Cuz I'd love to see Jag in a bunnysuit, fishnets and all.
Especially with bunny ears and her complaining that they're kinda redundant.
>>334843691
Are you taking requests for your next week's lewdbins?
Post more cute
>>334844871
PC helps GC come to terms with her newly modified body, with sexy results!
>>334845242
This one is in super WIP form. But I like the idea. SNES taking a ride with Genesis on her Sega Nomad. through the rain or something will definitely finish this when I get the chance.
>>334845481
> love to see Jag in a bunnysuit, fishnets and all.
Especially with bunny ears and her complaining that they're kinda redundant.
Hnnnnnnng. Dont make me wanna. I already have a huge workload as it is.
still requesting wii-U as spider girl and/orspiders crawling out of her orifices/neck.
>>334845809
Seconding this.
I may not be arachnophobic, but I want this fear boner.
>>334843691
Thank you based Writefriend
>>334845242
>those thighs
I want to tickle this kitty
SNES and Genesis go to the Park, I finished it last week.
http://pastebin.com/Ynq6Up0P
I've begun writing the next bit.
>>334845743
Looks really cute so far.
>>334845743
And I think thats it for all work in progress console-tan stuff. Here's a page that was supposed to release with Gencon Impact updates this week but bot my assistant and I caught a virus, Have a great Tuesday, folks.
>>334845242
requesting :3 faces be replaced with main face and vice versa.
>>334845743
You know bunny jag would be adorable as hell.
Please?
>>334845062
I didn't do as well as I could have in high-school English because I was lazy and didn't want to do my work.Please don't start a shitstorm with NTR, anon.
>>334845264
You're welcome. I pushed it off with so little written the entire week, and last night I spent five straight hours just hammering it out while listening to the MGR:R OST.
>>334845575
Pic related is the request log I have, but feel free to pitch me something, cute, lewd, romantic, whatever, and I can add it on thereif it doesn't involve one of the few fetishes I'm unwilling to work with.I'm really excited to start the Vita/PS4 one, not only because my dick demands that I write it but also because I've got some good ideas for it.
>>334846027
Thanku~
Thanku~
>>334845743
Please, go on, this peaks my interest
>>334846505
>please do t start a shitstorm with NTR
If I do it will be for humor. There's only 3 tans that can work with this and that's why I'm still deciding on the matter.
>didn't want to do my work
Fucking this. One reason I did so poorly in my classes was due to me never doing the homework. I walked din, aced tests, did the classwork, but homework? Nigga naw.
Any complaints thus far on what you read? I'm only really concerned for the third one.
>>334845242
Meme lingerie, but nice regardless. Jag gets a lot more lewd stuff than she does otherwise, it seems.
>>334845743
Please do finish it,it looks nice just imagining it already.Best ship.
>>334846092
Cute as heck man
Keep it up
we need more sad and ouya bullying. anyone up for making a comic about ouya being abused by her parent company and then passed around from one foster company to the next and so on?
>>334847005
>Jag gets a lot more lewd stuff than she does otherwise, it seems
Sounds about right for a catgirl.
What is the relationship between the console-tans of different generations? Is say, everyone from NES thru WiiU are Nintendo's daughters, or is every console generation a family generation, so NES is WiiU's great-great grandmother?
>>334847124
yes.
>>334847124
It varies from person to person.
>>334847124
nothing is solid canon here, so you decide anon
>>334847124
Only confirmed is ps2 is ps3's mom
What tan deserves lewds that don't usually get them?
>>334847353
ps1
>>334847353
The On-Topic Tan
>>334847413
This.
>>334847353
N3ds
>>334843512
Shitty doodle
>>334847030
Don't bully Ouya
>>334847353
CDi
Specifically the one with the tooth gap and paddleball
I fucking love paddleball
>>334847538
Cute
>>334846813
I realized part way through that I already read the first two last week, oops. I'll start the third one.I had to step away to say goodbye to my cat, that kinda took priority for a few minutes.
>>334847654
Do not lewd the CD-i
>>334847538
Kyoooot
>>334847654
>>334847817
>
More of this
>>334843096
>That cat
SO THAT'S WHAT THE FAG FROM THE OTHER DAY WAS EMULATING. FUCK.
>>334847353
3DS has surprisingly few lewds.
>>334847817
Is she the simple Jack to 2ds forrest Gump?
>>334847702
>spoilers
I'm here for you anon. Lost a couple pets along the way over the years. I know exactly how bad it can be.just stay happy and that's all I care for.I don't like dogs and I'm waiting for the family one to die. They can't accept it but I can and it doesn't have much longer
Shit i was gonna upload an animation i did on my 3ds and now neither my computer or my 3ds recognize it
Is there any way to save my files?please?
Really too bad these tans aren't relevant anymore, I love them.
>Lewd-fics.
You guys have finally degenerated to /ksg/ levels of faggotry.
http://i.imgur.com/68YioBg.png
>>334848389
I believe the OS-tans are like PC's children.
Or infinite number of adoptive parents.
Whichever is funnier at the time.
>>334848389
I remember the old old OLD consolewar comics back on /v/ years ago with DS vs PSP and shit.
>Tfw being an idort.
>>334848589
>linking to an image on an imageboard
>>334848503
>anon's and drawfags who actually draw the vidya and industry related stuff have all but gone, only leaving people to milk the characters for lewd in these threads.
Truly, sad.
>>334848589
>http://i.imgur.com/68YioBg.png
Would Wii fit be a foot fag?
>>334847817
THIGHS
http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
getting lewd here again
>>334848615
>DS v. PSP
Eventually, they kissed, made up, and had a kid named DSP.
>>334848687
http://i.imgur.com/kQjtsyv.png
The reason is a mystery.
>>334848859
Wow, how was I supposed to know that?
We need Tans having be deal with being played by DSP
>>334844871
Dead?
>>334847353ps2
>>334848950You couldn't.
>>334848947
Is that Wii U?
>>334848967
>Phil grabs 360's ass
>She slaps him
>"Wooooooooooow"
>>334849235
Most likely yes.
>>334847353
360
>>334849328
I am liking this idea more and more the more I read it.
>>334843096Where are the lewds, you damn pussy?Chances are we're not getting another 'Save the Princess' thread today or ever again.
So just do it already.I'm begging you.
>>334849492
Just give it a day or two before the next STP thread you goon.
>>334848691
Basically this.
Shit even comics back then had some type of underlying 'theme' from reality.
This is just taking the consoles and straight up turning them into kantai-esque shit with no real connection to reality anymore.
>We will never have people like Bromont or greater than blue make OC for us ever again.
>>334849726
>http://princessbooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=657
I GOTCHU SENPAI
http://imgur.com/wmoGBqz
http://imgur.com/XRD61JQ
>>334849698
PC and Toasty comics usually have an element of 'reality' and humor to them but nobody draw's them anymore.
>>334849890
There was one just last week.
Chillax.
>>334849880
>>334849726
You're fucked now, I told you about the lewds.
Prepare your assholes, you're getting banned.
Fuckers.
>>334849880
>femanon
now this i can get into.
http://i.imgur.com/ex3seVo.png
>>334849492
That's not even the same cat.
>>334747889
>>334850156
But it is done by the same guy, he confirmed it earlier when another Anon made the same request.
Can Intellivision's voice sound like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUuaxv7Xhko
Sound is in 0:24 There is more but its hard to find them
>>334850142
http://i.imgur.com/JdjT4cc.png
>>334850318
Ah. My bad.
Ok, I've begun the next part of the SNESxGenesis story.
http://pastebin.com/dd4cRBW6
The combined intelligence of our people
>>334849698
Damn that comic is still great
>>334850365
More of her voice in 2:02
>>334844871
Fucking blueballing us on the dance party
>>334850806
>wang waxer
>not wang washer
Come on, now.
>>334847030
don't do that
>>334845026
>>334851732
Do the dinosaur
>>334851732
Let's have her boobs keep growing slowly over the rest of the adventure
>>334851853
I support this statement considerably, make it so.
>>334847972
I'm use to it and learned to distance myself, it's sad and all to see her go but I'll live.It just sucks that I had to dig her grave and will need to bury her within the hour.
Had to step away for a few minutes once again, but I'm finished now. Critique time.
You had some humorous parts like with the flagpole, /vr/, and Mobile-tan.
>”Darling you should make your way home soon.”
>Vita doesn't respond with "Y-you too..."
One part that I want to bring up:
>The show begins
to
>Song ends
Alright, perfect example of getting descriptive. It's a greentext story, yeah, but this could have done better with more descriptions of what's going on in the scene. Tell the reader about the dancers swinging around, describe their bodies and how their sweat glistened in the neon lights and stuff. Descriptive stuff it what makes things interesting to read, it gives the mind more of an image to work with and imagine.
>She pulls the strong at her waist
Not sure if typo or what, but I assumed you either meant "string art her waist" or "pulled strongly at her waist".
There were a few other minor hick-ups, but otherwise it was a nice read. I love exhibitionism and I feel that the lewd stuff could still be expanded upon, but maybe that'll come with part two. It was enjoyable, though.
>>334852568
we gotta get the get then fampai, help me out?
>>334852635
No.
>>334852635
Are you daft?
Get was gotten already.
>>334851834
Seems kinda slow, did everyone die or are there just not a lot of anons ITT today?
>>334852761
for the next image dingus
>>334846505
How about more illegal modding with Cell-tan, except she gets some new mods and brings in jaguar-tan along for the ride, ending with them both as super sluts ready for use for the public, exactly what the dealer had in mind from the first place?
If that'd be cool of course.
Fetishes would be hourglass expansion, Bimbo-fication, Succubus transformation, dick growth, tentacles, oviposition, ahegao, and like, one of the previous fetishes of your pick?
>>334852795
It's a slow day.
I'm just here for the porn, so I'm not gonna bring that much to the thread.
>>334843096
Someone should really color this.
The art is already great, but it really would benefit from not being b/w.
>>334851732
suddenly cease and desist for copyrighted music
>>334852941
>I'm just here for the porn
You're the reason these threads are declining in quality.
>>334853246
Porn keeps the industry alive, I originally came for the porn, now I come here every tuesday for non-lewds
>>334852795
It's getting late in other side of the world.
0:51 in Finland, reporting for sleep.
>>334853246
Now now, we're all here for something and one facet of these threads aren't any better than another. I'm here for everything but I understand that not everyone has the same interests.
>>334852904
I can toss it on, sure. The other three will get done first, so I may not (probably won't) have it done by next week. Mobile-tan just can't escape /d/, it seems.I'm wondering if anyone's caught on to who the shady dealer is supposed to be. I tried to stay subtle with hinting who he was.
>>334851732
What >>334851853 said
>>334853618
Whenever it's done I'll be happy, so take your time!
Same email as last week, so whenever it gets done I'd love to see it.maybe whoever one of the girls gets pregnant with will end up the steam machine-tan?
>>334843374
Did somebody mention THAT CAT?
>>334843096
I recognize that cat!
>>334853786
You really like Mobile-tan, huh anon?
>>334846256
HER CIGARETTE IS THE FUCKING STYLUS HOW HAVE I BEEN SO BLIND
>>334854221
She and jag are the best, after all.for porn at least.
>>334854379
So where's all the Jag porn, then?
>>334847548
>don't buy ouya
Ftfy, amigo.
>>334851834
>>334854507
Now thriller!
>>334854507
help is sent
>>334854507
Let's have her boobs keep growing slowly over the rest of the adventure
>>334854507
PS2 comes to the rescue!
someone give me an idea to draw once i get home
>>334854698
cd-i tan lewd
>>334854698
SNES, Genesis, and Jaguar getting drunk together.
>>334854698
Nothing lewd, just cutesy stuff.
>>334854753
>>334854779
Why is it always lewd with you guys.
AAAAAWWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YO HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEEEELLLL THE POOOOOOOWWWWWUUUUUHHHHH!
IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
>>334854698
Xbox 360 RROD's for the last time, Xbone breaking down in tears at 360's bedside as PC attempts to comfort her
>>334854379
Do not sexualize the cat.
>>334854753
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE RETARDS.
/r/ing pregnant console-tans
>>334854867
Nothing lewd about having a drink.
>>334854867
criminally underrepresented tan + lewd is always good
>>334854698
Tan slumber party.
>>334854864
Well Nvidia is a good emulation console right?
Maybe SNES teaching Invidia how to play an obscure SNES game?
>>334852626
I couldn't type that part up. I lack the actual ability to.
As for the typo - string at her waist was what I was trying to type. I don't notice issues with grammar half the time and need to change my settings to account for this.
As for my humor, I feel it's good enough but I need to make sure I don't overdo it
Who is responsible for this?
>>334855312
What is this?
>>334854698
me and you hugging because its been a long day and i could really use one right now
>>334855372
It's an ERP profile on F-List.
>>334855312
DELETE THIS
>>334854461
Please give Ouya some love
Fuck
My computer has been broken all week so I've lost all of my WIPs
I tried plugging my tablet into my laptop but it felt weird and I couldn't get into the groove
Sorry guys. I was really excited to post some requests.
On a related note.
If I do get it working I could post what I've done and take requests.
Is anyone here good at computers?
If so could you help me?
Ive asked tech support websites and chat rooms but it still doesn't work.
I'm scared my computer is fucked.
That PS4k-tan is even more /fit/ than regular PS4-tan.
http://i.imgur.com/SjhM7x2.png
Oh dear
>>334855248
>I lack the actual ability to.
Then acquire skill. I don't mean that as a shitty way of saying "git gud", I mean read some things online or experiment, try writing in ways you haven't tried or reference other writefags for how they write their work. With some practice, I'm sure you can get the hang of it. Just think of the moment you're wanting to portray, visualize the actions of each character and what happens, and then try to think of how you can describe those actions to the reader. I'm not gonna lie, I have a talent for writing so this kind of stuff comes easily for me, but that doesn't mean it's impossible for you to get better at writing.Don't take this as me being angry, by the way, I hope I'm not sounding too harsh.
The humor is good, though. As long as you don't try to throw a bad joke in the middle of a lewd moment or something, I think you'll be fine.
>>334855528
Bring it in, anon, it's gonna be a tough day for me too.
>Finally organized my /ctt/ folder
Feels so good.
>>334856536
Hey, me too.
>>334856536
>Other
You got lazy.
>>334856536
>famicom-tan
truely an underrated tan
I wish we had more of her
She's so cute
>>334856637
>Having a million folders for tans with only one image
I bet that Tennis for Two folder's seen a hell of a lot use today, hasn't it?
>>334856536
>Famicom in "Other Tans"
>not including her in the "Nintendo" folder
>>334856536
UPLOAD
P
L
O
A
D
>>334856637
"Other" is for tans that I only have one or two images of, it's kind of a misc. folder for obscure tans. I don't make a folder for a specific tan unless I have about five images of them to make a folder for.
>>334856792
This is for you.
>>334856875
Requesting more Tennis for Two.
I'm trying to find the GBC, Virtual Boy, PC shota cyoa but the only image is GBC tan from the beginning of it. And before you say it, I'm looking on the fucking booru
>>334857063
Click Child Posts.
>>334856536
You better fucking dump that lewd folder somewhere.
You fag.
>>334857118
I want to stick my dick in that cleavage.
>>334855996
Basically what happened was I tried replacing my two sticks of 2gb of ram with a new single 8gb of ram.
I took out the 2x2gbs and put in the 8gb (foolish, I know) and booted my computer up again. I was greeted with no input in my monitor and my PC shut itself off again. I tried again and my board beeped 4 times. I tried resetting my CMOS through the jumper but either I'm not doing it right or it's just not working.
I then tried to just revert back to my 2x2gbs of RAM just to get my PC working but I was met with 3 beeps.
To someone's suggestion, I reset my CMOS and then tried a 2gb stick in a port, and then to reset, rinse and repeat with one stick in each RAM port.
I was still met with 3 beeps.
I can't remove the Mobo battery because it's tucked behind my graphics card.
I've tried everything, even Reddit,
Please /ctt/ are there any tech gurus
Save my PC-tanso I can draw lewds
I can provide more info if needed
>>334857118
>>334857337
Needs more tits.
And more cleavage.
>>334856903
Hm, I guess you've got a point. The Nintendo folder was mainly for Wii-U, SNES, and 3/2DS.
>>334856926
>>334857187
Sure, I can upload the whole thing to whatever filesharing site you guys recommend.However that may have to wait for another 30-60 mins, I think in a few minutes I'm about to be AFK to bury my cat. ;_;
>>334857546
We need more console-tanunderboob.
>>334857563
>LEWDER
oh boy
>>334857563
>Lewder
>Firefox logo
FIREFOX CONFIRMED LEWD
>>334857563
>censoring GBA
It's okay, she's clothed.
>>334857563
Sorry to hear about your cat anon
>>334856410
Thanks my dude.
I'll keep at it and see what I get to. I can imagine so much, draw like shit, and can't convey the message or images through words. Goddamn the amount of shot I could be making would spice these threads up too muchI'm not gonna fix the ones I've already typed up.
>>334857740
He also forgot to censor the armpit and the muscles. Hell, I think the glasses might even arouse some people here.
>>334857563
>LEWDER.
OH FUCK, NIGGA.
>>334857563
>The Anon from yesterday who had to dig a grave for his cat in the rain cause mud slides
Fuck. Still sad to hear that.
>>334855996
>>334857529
I'm afraid I don't know shit about computers. Hopefully someone here can help you.
>>334857529
Ask /g/
>>334858101
I've been reluctant to ask them because last time I got tricked by them and had to buy a new keyboard because I followed some anons steps
Alsoidontwannagetbullied
>>334857982
Thanks
I'll continue trying things out.
>>334857915
I'll show you lewd
>>334858431
MOOOOODS
>>334858349
Well if nothing works, try there and see if they can help you
You can do it, anon
Hello
how do I drawshotas and shota cock
>>334844871
the growth continues with PC trying to stop it, but awkwardly failing. Misunderstandings endue.
>>334858636
>First one
Draw a short girl. Call it a boy.
>2nd one
Same as normal.
>>334857698
>>334857915
That folder is for anything with dicks in the image, futa included. I'm legit kinda OCD so I organize as best as I can, though I need to make sub-folders for the Nintendo folder.
>>334857820
>>334857926
Thanks for the condolences, and yeah, I'm that same anon. I had to dig three separate holes because two of them were located over pipes, but burying her shouldn't take too long. I'll be back in a while and I can upload the folder. What site do y'all recommend I upload it to?
>>334858989
Mega.co.nz is a good place, or maybe mediafire if that place is still alive?
>>334854574
>>334854604
I want to see PS4K-tan as a tall and thicc version of her, with Chun-Li thighs, toned girl abs and GBA-tan-like guns.and a cock drawn by JADF
>>334859251
Let's have her boobs keep growing slowly over the rest of the adventure
>>334858989
I mean
Everything in your folders
Are more than likely on the booru
Why is everyone so excited about it
>>334859251
She tries to resist but she's forced to join in.
>>334859346
This shit is getting jiggy with it.
>>334859251
PC turns into a Shota and they gang up on him
Remind you of anything?
>>334859432
>Shota PC
That's like Virgin Unicorns
>>334859502
Wouldn't a virgin unicorn be pretty common? I mean, they're so rare they probably don't see one another either.
>>334858989
Do you have any suggestions for what I should type?
Pass me some fetishes so I can avoid NTRtwo holes? Damn dude.I miss my cats. They were great but nothing could be done.
>>334859502
>Unicorns, a symbol of purity for as long as they have existed, aren't virgins
Excuse me?
That fucking flock mod... Why did someone draw an angry beaver?
>>334858762
ah yes, the Shinji Ikari approach to drawing shota's.
>>334859779
>not drawing Daggett and Norbert
>>334859676
Oi, I've been trying to print her out but her hair is like, showing up as open and Simplify isn't slicing it right. Same for her handle.
>>334859676
wasnt someone supposed to upload some 3d models?
>>334859779
That guy ruined everything
>>334859676
>>334860305
Think you may need some support material there too
>>334860305
Fug. I never got around to really optimizing it for printing either. The handle is just a floating object in the hat, but there it looks like there's reversed normals too.
>>334860609
>>334860305
SpoSATA, you're a girl right?
How would you like to VA a lewd animation that I may or may not do?
>>334860756
Sucky thing is, even if I could get it to work, I have a large order that's gonna take 10+hours. The software can't get it on its own despite having the option to flip/fix normals because it's detecting the models intersecting.
>>334860781
Ehh.. who's in it? I've never done VA work before.
>>334860471
At least he's not the one drawing penises everywhere.
>>334861021
Cute.
>>334860305
Fixing the normals might help. In blender, select the hair/hat/offending piece, go into edit mode, select all, then recalculate normals with ctrl-n.
>>334861021
Why is Xbone-tan so lovable?
>>334860781
>this entire post
I'm not sure how to feel about this... Oh lawd.
>>334861125
Intersecting models... it doesn't auto-boolean everything? What would it take to get around that?
>>334861021
Cute
But how about more upskirts?
>>334861402
Yeah, but it can't quite correct it on its own. I'll try the fix you suggested but I need to take a quick nap for work.
>>334859743
>has a GIANT PHALLIC SYMBOL attached to its head
>purity
nigga...
>>334861125
how good are you at making it sound like you're taking a dick in the ass? it may or may not be relevant/necessary
>>334861904
>a spear head
That's manly as fuck.
>>334854932
seconded
>>334862029she's not as straight as you think anon...not like that can't change but I'm just sayin
>>334862081
People on this planet still believe Narwhals don't exist. Blows my fucking mind.
>>334861904
Doesn't change the fact that said horn has incredible medicinal properties, and the only way to lure a unicorn into a trap is to use a pure virgin maiden as bait.
/r/equesting a 2DS so cute that it gives the thread diabetes for how sweet it is
And here's a Vita. Guess I could try and take a request.Non-lewd request, please.
>>334862029
bluhh, I'm not good at exaggeration.. I'd rather you add me on skype or something. This is making me feel embarrassed.nikalakitty
>>334862462
cd-i tan doing anything really
>>334862462
A Vita in a pretty dress that she's reluctantly wearing.
>>334862462
scanner or phone?
>>334862029
there's spaces in there I forgotNika La Kitty
>>334862804
Don't have a scanner.Lighting's also pretty dim, so I use a flashlight.
>>334862532
I really like how Shield has really grown as a character these past weeks.
We went from "Ninja that has a crush on PC" to "jaded shota who's sick of MILFs and christmas cake, yet couldn't get away from them if his life depended on it".
>>334843096
>posting anything other than Arcade-tan
>>334862630
>>334862531
I'll try and get these done by next week.
>>334862502
Could you post some lewd moans onthat one voice uploading website I can't remember the name of
>>334857118
4 K
K
>>334863238
vocaroo
>>334863238
you mean vocaroo right?
>>334857118
POTIONAHOLIC YOU BASED MOTHERFUCKER
>>334863302
>>334863325
That's it.
hallo, shadowbug here again.
man, why do I had to do lot of things?
why today?
anyway, what's up?
>>334863434
I'm already pushing my luck since I need to leave in less than two hours. Just skype me and I'll talk about it when I get up.
>>334859346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
>>334863751
Let's have her boobs keep growing slowly over the rest of the adventure
come on my man
>>334863751
PC turns into a shota and they gang up on him
>>334863841
will you fuck off already.
>>/h/ if you want boobs so badly. Jesus christ grow up you 13 year old horn dog
>>334863751
Then it turns into a threesome.
>>334863751
The music comes to a stop with a dramatic record scratch.
>>334863715
I wasn't the animation anon.
I just want to hear you moan.
>>334863856
SHEEEEEEEEIIIT
>>334863856
already done
>>334863751
Then they beat the hell out of PC after the music suddenly stops
>>334863751
Send more help now
>>334863856
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>334863751
Call toasty with his anti-virus
>>334863751
Toasty will save the day!
>>334863751
Gamecube boobs stop growing and stay at that side permanently.
>>334863751
PS1 is revealed as the DJ
>>334863751
>you still use that
>>334864126
YES
>>334864126
aw yiss
>>334863968
I feel sorry for you, man
Why do you subject yourself to this pain?
>>334863968
Thank you for having standards.
>>334864126
probably he will come with some useless shit like AVG, avast or nod32
>>334864203
>>334864226
I don't mind to draw that, but is the exact same scenario than last week
>>334863896
my fetish is quickly drawn black and white images, what can i say
>>334864369
all the tans known tans come in and dance
>>334864415
There is seriously something about the black and white binary brush that gets me even harder
>cyoa quickly devolves into lewd
Please no
>>334864369
just do the toasty one man, this get should help you decide
If the CYOA goes lewd I'll nuke the entire thread.
>>334864631
In that case, end the dance party with an awesome pose.More tits, tho.
>>334864631
PC turns into a shota and they gang up on him
>>334864631
yeah, bigger tits for all
>>334864631
Somehow, dancing produced a clean closet.
Except... it's totally empty and all of GC-Tan's shit is gone.
>>334864687
I swear if this got the get again
>>334864631
Toaster comes in for the fix
>>334864631
PC starts sucking PS2's futa cock
>>334864806
FUKKEN SAVED
>>334864806
just fucking do the toasty one already, this is the third time now
>>334864806
Yay
>>334864631
that's not me. Don't believe anyone who don't attach a pic
Also once the 3D models are done I might pose them as pic related and do some 3D printing myself
>>334864806
>>334864126
confirmed toasty!
>>334864919
That's not me either. come on guys be cool.
>>334864931
Who's the artist?
It looks real nice
>>334864919
wait, your last post with an image was, the one where the shota won.
fuck
Oh christ I don't like what this is turning into, I just want toaster to help win for once man
>>334864985
>>334864919
>>334864631
You guys are all douchebags
Why do you have to pose as the draw anon?
Aaand thread ruined.
>>334864931
>we will have high-quality Console-Tan figurines in our lifetime
>>334865020
Artist is Potionaholic.
>>334865275
GODDAMN ITS POTIONAHOLIC AGAIN
HES TRUELY THE BEST ARTIST
>>334865180
Welcome to the first CTT since dark souls 3 launched, where every redditfag comes crawling out of the woodwork to tell each other to git gud and fuck over every thread that isn't dark souls.
>>334864931
Make it so 3DS has a hole in the hand so it can actually hold styluses.
I'm doing the toasty with the antivirus one, so don't expect my posting until I deliver that. Want more proofs?
[spoilers]you didn't even notice loss in the las pic[/spoiler]
>>334865437
Toasty's antivirus just makes it worse and infects PS2 as well
>>334865362
>And fuck over every thread that isn't dark souls.
I have noticed a large, and I mean LARGE, number of shitposters in threads they don't normally pop up in, here, Princess, fucking /v/ingo and Jeopardy.
I don't remember it being this bad with DS2.
>>334865437
there was no fucking way anyone would notice without pointing!
>>334865437
Nice spoiler tag, nerd-o.
>>334865437
PC turns into a shota and they gang up on him
>>334865783
stop
>>334865578
I had a thread just the other day that got fucking drowned out because the topic was tangentially related to dark souls (weapons in Vidya) and it broke topic to talk about nothing but fucking dark souls.
Like goddamn CHRIST chill the fuck out people.
>>334865437
Seconding >>334865510
>>334865510
>He's using literally Mcaffee
I third this motion.
>>334865437
>>334865510
His antivirus is one of those shitty trial versions that only detected threats
>>334865510
>>334865437
rerolling
>back from work and ready to shill
As soon as I finished the last Xbone/PC piece, I wanted to start off on this one. So, I got a new fic here that I think you guys might enjoy. Strap in and strap on. Motherfucker.
Taking What You Want (Genesis/SNES)
http://pastebin.com/78tfnqDt
>contains Yuri, Sub/Dom, exhibitionism, public sex, mild sado/maso and 7,794 words to choke the most B^U of all the Buckleys.
I'm open to both critique and suggestions. Call me a cancerous lazy faggot for writefagging lewd shit, or just make a request. You could do both.
This thread was quite the disappointment
>>334866892
Winrar?
>>334859161
Alright, I'll get around to uploading in a few minutes.
>>334859335
There may be a few things that aren't on the booru, and people that may not have as big folders or as well organized get a free ticket, so to speak.Burying took longer than I expected, it drizzled a bit and I went to shower afterwords.
>>334867370
This week was a disappointment in general.
Honestly I feel like moving to /vg/ or /trash/ would be nice.
>>334867636
>/vg/
we tried that once and no one liked it so we stayed here
>/trash/
what fucking for? thats like saying we should move to /b/
>>334864126
>>334854932
Drawbros plox do this
>>334867935
The antivirus works.
>>334854932
I grant your wish on a monkey's paw
It would seem that paw can't draw
>>334867935
it's pikachu
>>334867556you in the Houston area?
>>334867636
There was too many shit posters this week for some reason.
First thread had people arguing about why we have console-tans
And this thread the only thing we had going on was the CYOA which sorry to sayis quite boring
Last week we had so much going on
We had so many lewds
We had that one flash
The CYOA was fun/lewd
We had rich anoni was able to draw
We had the write fag and everything was exciting
I think today's highlight was the doujin someone drew last thread
>>334868034
>>334868056
honestly I'm fine with either of these
>>334868156
>I was able to draw
Who were you anon?
>>334847961
Never go full retard moe.
>>334868054
MY EYES THEY BURN
>>334867078not bad anon
>>334868263
Guy with PC problems earlier in the threadalso the guy who made mobile-tan and a couple other lewds
>>334868470
Nice, you sorted that shit or are your wips dead still?
If yes would you be up for doing some cd-i tan in the meantime? Preferably not lewd
>>334868269
Brilliant!
>>334857740
Is that artist here?
>>334868170
Avast can't possibly works fine, so go with pikachu.
>>334868635
He's the guy doing the CYOA, so yeah.
>>334868646
I'm not the artist i'm this guy
>>334868619
>>334868602
Haha, still clunked.
It's been this way all week.
My laptop is waaaay to difficult to draw on. My tablet is acting extremely weird on it.
This is shit.
>>334867078
just as a tip.
if some one wants their fapfict drawn. the best wqay to make drawfags interested is limit your stories to 500 words at maximum
>>334868986
What can you do with 500 words though?
>>334862973
Agreed, he's become more relevant through the power of pornography.Similar with Jaguar as well, though she also had that sweet CYOA.
>>334868156I'm further south on the gulf-coast, near Corpus. Good guess, though.I'm saving some new files and gonna organize Nintendo a bit before I upload.
>>334868985
what specifically does it do when you try to boot it up?
Also have you tried /g/?
I did one more update to "SNES takes care of Genesis" for the night.
http://pastebin.com/WjSYkyh4
Any feedback is appreciated.
>>334869073
yes...
>x-tan and x-tan meet for some reason
>they talk about games
>lewd happens
something like that but more detailed.
my problem as a drawfag is that im too lazy
too read text walls.
Zone said he hasn't received the payment yet, despite me sending it awhile ago.
I'm gonna wait a little bit more, and if he doesn't have it yet. Then I'll contact paypal.
>>334869181
http://youtu.be/uKfvXcKg5Ok
If that helps any.
I'll try /g/ eventually but I'm scared that they'll feed me false info and I'll fuck up my PC further
>>334869709
Pic of payment sent.
>>334868386
thanks friendo
>>334868986
Yeah, I can understand that. World building and character development for already developed characters and worlds are kind of a weak point of mine. If you cut out the extraneous bullshit, I could probably pare these down to a quarter of their size. I've just always liked going all out on the detail, but I supposed that's Buckley's Original Sin, too. Thanks for the tip.
>>334868054
OR here,
its not too bad, I could somehow rub one out still
>>334869829
I'm pretty sure it was posted last week
>>334869892
It was but I want to see a new pic
>>334869779
Weew, shits fucked my man. I got nothin
I want to give Ouya 5 bucks for a footjob!
I tried something awhile ago and think it's pretty interesting.Make a trip with thisisallaruse
>>334869851
DON'T BULLY
>>334870072
You could easily reduce that to about $2.
>>334870098
Testan
>>334862312
comfy a best
>>334869779
>three long beeps and a pause when trying to POST
It's probably a RAM issue. Test the sticks in another computer to see if it's the RAM itself or the contacts on the RAM slots. Clean out the contacts.
If your RAM is fine, try flashing the BIOS by taking the CMOS battery out of your motherboard and waiting for about half an hour. Plug it back in and see if it works then.
>>334869853
I appreciate your dick's tepid approval
>you will never NTR vita-tan
why even live
>>334868034
>>334868056
fucking end
I'm a Tan-Man.
>>334870208
It sure is friend
>>334870449
Oh god......
>RichAnon confirmed lying piece of shitCalled it.
>>334870449
And we never did get the cleaning finished
Well that went as good as I thought, good job Toasty you saved the day kind of
>>334870267
Sadly I don't have another PC to test them in.
The battery is Unreachable due to the mobas design.
It's behind the graphics card which is far too difficult to take out. I mean, I could remove the g.card and then the battery but I'm quite afraid of ruining more things.
I really appreciate the help, dude
>>334870449
I just wanna know where to commission you at, drawfag.
I really would like some Jaguar stuff.
>>334870449
>good end for Gamecube
All's well in the world.
>>334870769
sadly, i dont do comissions
>>334870449are you taking drawing requests
>>334870449
HAHAHA holy shit
>NICE GYNO, FAG
>>334843096
Fucking smug piece of shit.
>>334870989
LEWDS WHEN?!
>>334870449
Hey, a pretty funny one that didn't go very fetishy, not bad drawfriend
>>334870164
try and stop me
>>334870743
Not a problem, Anon. Fucking around with your hardware is scary shit if you're not sure what you're doing. Don't forget that you can always get a specialist to help you and it's on them if something breaks, but you're going to have to pay a pretty penny for insurance and what might be a simple fix. But we've all been there. I paid a guy fifty bucks to put my first build together and it took him about half an hour. Don't screw around with anything if you're not confident.
>>334870850
what about just requests?
Or a blog?
>>334871134
Where do I go for a specialist
A friend said to use geeksquad as a last resort
Are they any good?
Are they even the right people for this?
>>334869112
Give upload
>>334870901
its time for lewds, but im gonna take a little break
>>334870989
>>334871081
I'm preparing something your dick probably couldn't handle for the next stp thread
>>334871493
goona request3DS and Genesis-tan as futas engaging inhigh impact sexual violence
>>334871081
Literally here: >>334849880
>>334870449
Thanks anon. PC in the Mary Poppins dress is the greatest thing ever.
>>334871493
I just want jaguar getting tentacled.with ovipos.
>>334871342
Beats me. Most places around you that sell computer parts individually are likely gonna have someone working in there who'd be able to give you a hand. Keep an eye out for any stores with the name "computer" in them or a local joint that advertises repairs. You may have to dig a bit for this, which is why it's really inconvenient.
Geek Squad should absolutely be your last resort. And I mean dead last. Ask a friend. Ask a stranger. Ask fucking anybody else first. They will gut you for cash and probably do a shit job. They'll offer to tack on a bunch of fees like they're FUCKING GAMESTOP and they'll find a way to turn a thirty minute repair into a weeklong fuckfest. They should be who you go to if you have literally no other choice.
Local joints and small franchises are probably gonna be the best places you could go. After that, think about asking any friends. If they can't help, consider doing it yourself again. If you're still really not sure, then you should go to Geek Squad.
>>334871671
didn't you request once that but with ps2 instead of 3ds?because is a wip
>>334871786
Ask Dogyd.
>>334871971
who?
>>334871929
its either another anon or a Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde scenario
>>334871479
It just finished, didn't know I'd need an account to share the file. The link is in a pastebin so the system doesn't throw a fit.
http://pastebin.com/dHktu73RI left a surprise deep in the lewd folder for everyone.
Sorry that took so damn long.
>>334871879
Thanks man.
Again, I appreciate the help.
>>334872145
The time of the delivery matters less than the fact that you delivered at all. Thanks, anon.
>>334872145
Thank you anon-sama
Now I have an actual organised collection
>>334872280
Not a problem, my man. Good luck fixing your comp.
>>334871141
I have a tumblr http://mario-grant.tumblr.com/
but I only use it to upload stuff. make your requests here.
>>334872145
>\Console-tans\Lewd\Lewder\Lewdest\MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE\PS4+Vita+Wii-U+Xbone Orgy.webm
>>334872574
All of your artwork is based
>>334872145
are those all the current fapfics?
>>334869851
sometimes I feel so bad
>Please do not actually buy an Ouya.
>>334872639
Mother Fucker
GODDAMIT, I MISS THE THREAD
>>334870164
I want to rub Ouya-tans belly
>>334873397
Relax, /ctt/ after dark is about to start.
>>334873578
>wanting to rub a belly full of the semen of countless men
That's kinda gay.
>>334873578
I bought an Ouya for my brother. He gave it back.
Do I get to request Lewdor cute and comfy, and happy she has a homeOuya?
>>334873667
Isn't that the shittiest time for /ctt/?
>>334873779
No?
>>334873838
Oh.
>>334872354
>>334872474
I don't have every single /ctt/ image possible saved, so you may want to transfer your own folder in as well so you'll have the images you have that I don't.
And no problem. Glad I can help people be organizedand expand their lewds.
>>334872639
>>334873335
>Mfw
I apologize for that, except not really.
>>334873578
Strangely arising
>>334874059
*arousing
>>334873976
You did good.
If I wasn't banned right now is draw something that would make you upset.
That would teach you
>>334873684
thats even more arousing
>>334874169
>>334874059
because bloated stomachs are fucking hot
>>334874767
Banned from what, your tablet?
>>334872552
Hey if you're still here.
I managed to remove my graphics card to reach the CMOS battery and then I removed the battery.
After I wait 30+ mins and put everything back together
Should I try out my old 2x2gbs of RAM or should I use my new 8gbs of RAM?sorry this probably isn't the place for it but I've gotten the most genuine help here
>>334874920
every fucking time I see this thumbnail I think that's her ass
>>334859253
>"thicc"on another note OH SHIT I MISSED THE CYOA
>>334874920
Little much 2bh
>>334875073
same
>>334874920
Flea is not a girl, though.
>>334875272
Just pretend
>>334872847
The smut isn't in there. I was thinking that maybe we should find a way to collect all of the fanfics and smut together for easy access, maybe like a pastebin with links that gets updated each week or something.
>>334874767
I'm not sure what you could possibly draw that would make me upset.
>>334874920
What the actual fuck is this?
>>334874993
4chan.
On mobile til im done :^)
>>334875321are you upset with NTR?
/r/-ing sad console-tans. any -tan at all, so long as there's significant emotional devastation.
not sad AND lewd though, that probably wouldnt be right.
>>334875038
Sorry, I've just been jotting some shit down.
Put everything back together and try it out to see if it works. If you've still got nothing by that point, test your RAM out. You can use either of them as long as you suspect that they work. The 8 GB stick is probably going to be the most convenient if it works and you don't want to take it out, so you might want to try that first. You can test out the 2x2 sticks if it fails. If you clean your contacts and it's still borked, I'll try and come up with something else.
>>334875645
>not sad AND lewd though
/r/ing Ouya sobbing as she masturbates
>>334875753
but anon, that's just funny
>>334875740
Thanks dude!
>>334875558
Put it in your Dropbox and upload it from there
And then choose file>dropbox
That's what I've been doing
>>334875558No_Try again.
>>334875753
Kek. Seconding.
>>334875740
>that picture
>>334875645
Making it sad and lewd though seems like more of a challenge then just sad. Filled with grief but also a boner isn't a sensation that comes around often.
>>334875321
We could try that out, but I'm pretty sure that's what finally killed off /utg/ and /ksg/. I'd be willing to test it out, but making an opening copypasta kinda hurts the whole shebang, you know?
>>334875953
Again, no worries. I'm invested in this shit now.
new thread when?
>>334876298
Soon.
super
cute
>>334875953
Eh not into going to that effort. I can wait til next week
>>334876001
Are you from /d/?
>>334876182
Let's not worry about it for now, then. I can just post all my smut each thread or make a pastebin with all the links.Speaking of which, time to shill in the new thread.
>>334847030
>>334870072
>>334875753
>>334873578
That reminds me of this gem from the last thread
>/r/ing Ouya on the streets with guysfilming her fucking dogs.
>Because that's the only way she can make money.
all the tans pertain to a certain fettish
So why isn't there one that pertains to /beast/
>Let's make that request better
>Ouya being with a tail butt plug, fake dog ears, and a collar
>Being treated like a dog
> being filmed getting eaten out by a dog or railed by a dogi feel disgusting
>>334876516
>Time to shill in the new threadditto
>>334876820
>>334876820
>>334876820
>>334867078
I started reading this a few minutes ago, I'm enjoying it so far.
>>334876515Yes, I originated from /d/. I'm the anon that wrote all the /d/-tier smut. Futa rape is up next on the list.
>>334876686
Pls no, stop this.
>>334876952
Well then I guess there's just one thing that can anger you.just you wait til next week. You're gonna hate it
>>334877189
I have yet to disclose the fetishes I refuse to work with, so unless you get lucky or can read minds I'm not sure what you'll think will work.Try me.
>>334844329
>>334844230
>>334843642
Oh, hey Zero
>>334877304
Its not that I can read mindsits that I know from experience
>>334877663
What do you have up your sleeves, anon?What it is?
>>334877845fuck you I'm delivering next week. Quote me on this if you must
