>you know what would make smash bros much greater? X rays from MK
Conversation I over hear at the cafeteria
Why do college cafeterias always attract the neets?
>>334836071
Post more snek.
>>334836539
ok, but the elderssss are getting sssssussssspissssshhiousssss
But ssssserioulsssssly, wasss thisssss how human collegessss alwaysss like thisss?
Getting the feeling that you guyssss are only interesssted in my ssssneksssss
REMOVE ADVENT
TAKBIR
>>334837619
I wasssss recently acquired by xcom. . . ssssstrange how their ballisssstic weaponssss are better than my old energy bassssed weaopnssss
>>334836071
>don't care for Xcom
>but miss snayyk threads
>>334837805
I'm alwayssss here for you, anon
>you will never have your own snek to hug
>>334837984
I would offer but I'm already taken
>came back home just in time for snek
yisssss
>>334839020
Welcome home
Wassss your day ok?
I hope everyonesss day wassss ok, I'll be here if you want to talk
Damn XCOM terrorists upseting my snek waifu.
Was this thread even supposed to be at videogames at some point?
>>334840147
Do you not sssssee ussss having a dissscusssion about Xcom, anon?
>>334837797
You can get Ayys on your team?
>>334836071
How can somebody be a NEET while attending college?
>>334840576
>College
>Education
>>334840702
Listen, guy.
>>334840576
Maybe they just walked in.
>>334840427
Yessss, let ssssnek guide you to the mod
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=644076161
>>334840761
I'm not your guy, buddy
In all honesty, what language would a snek speak?
>>334841105
Ussssually we jussst hisss at one another in different pitchessss and tonesss, but we were forsssssed to learn englissssssh for the Terra deployment
>>334841105
The shrieks of devoured vermin
>>334839945
SNEKS GO HOMU
>>334841380
I'm gonna sssssstop you right there
>>334840919
>Mod lets you have ayys in XCOM
>There's also a mod that let XCOM agents have kids
Fuck, I have never loathed my toaster as much as I do now, I want to have little hybrid kids with my snek wife, damn it.
I want to hug snek.
Lewdly.
>>334841685
the chidlren mod issss weird
ssssshen goes to future to get the child and bring him/her back in time
>>334841794
A-anon pleassse
mod where allied viper can store multiple human units inside her during the ride over when?
>>334836071
And now I find morbidly curious as to what an X-ray of characters like Kirby and Jigglypuff would look like.
>>334842156
n-no. . .
I want to wake up with my snekwaifu coiled around me!
>>334842286
Well, Kirby isn't a person, or a thing, it's an insatiable void, a hole in reality aching to be filled but cursed to never find contentment
Now, Jigglypuff on the other hand would look really weird
>>334842437
that sssoundsss ssssweet
>>334841842
>Not wanting to be elite interracial family kicking alien ass
Imagine the possibilities, you bring your kid from the future to fight with you, and one a mission he gets killed. That was your kid they murdered, and you feel nothing but rage and goes berserk on their assand get thr redy of the family and squad killed because rushing will do that to you in XCOM
>>334842437
You're more likely to wake up in her coils
>>334839850
How much can you stretch your jaw?
>>334842325
but from a tactical view, its woth it, because you could easily bring around two other recruits into the mission without needing more space in transport.
Of course, poor snek, you might not be accustomed to the skinsuit wearing bodies shifting around in your expansive gut to become more comfortable, and they might accidentally push against sensitive areas. But it'd be worth it
What are baby sneks like?
>>334843235
An odd quesssstion.. . .around half a meter
>>334843297
>>334843516
woow what a casual
>>334843491
Ssssmaller ssssneks
>>334841105
10 points for Slytherin speak
>come into this thread expecting snake art and xcom mods
>get a giant faggot roleplaying as a snake
stop
>>334843912
well it's a nice snek art dump if you ignore the faggot
>>334843912
>>334844015
this is literally the third time this picture is posted in 30 minutes
>>334843617
alright thenwhat would you do with a tiny, shrunken person?since you'd be too squeemish to keep them inside you, maybe you could let them play around on your scales?
Greedo appreciation thread?
>>334843617
Oh please, like you've never eaten something your size
>>334844270
I haven't
>>334844251
. . .pleassse sssseek help
>>334842286
No.
>>334836071
>Neet
>Colleg
Why are sneks so perfect?
>>334844381
but im too embarrassed to talk about my size difference fetishes with people face to face
>>334844679
The only snek i like desu
>>334845442
>>334845273
Fuckin' Tuki man, I swear
smug snek
