>Stop jacking off and go awaken the crystals, faggot
>You'll never fuck a fairy
Why live?
>>334802403
That would be extremely painful.
>>334802540
ForYew
Well Tiz, I guess I just have to Bravely Default:Airy lies
So, do you prefer Airy or Anne?
Well gee miss fairy, I guess you'll have to finish jacking me off so I can start on those crystals.
>>334802403
>>334803894
Anne because sexy high heel boots.
Maybe if I wasn't blinded by sandworms I could, Jesus Christ
I'll awaken the crystals when you stop being fucking 3DS exclusive whore.
>>334802403
You could always move to San Francisco
>>334805047
Isn't San Francisco the SJW hipster indie trash central of the world?
>BS fixes a lot of shit from BD
>still manages to be worse
how can this be?
>>334802340
>>Stop jacking off
NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW
IT'S TOO LATE OP, THE WORLD WILL BE COVERED IN MY SEMEN IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES, UNLESS YOU CAN KILL ME FIRST
>>334805347
No Ringabell as a party member and every second bit of dialogue is about food
Also I miss the fighting 4 bosses at once, only having two vs my party of 4 isn't as fun
>>334802340
But, I_AM_awakening a crystal... My J.O. crystal, that is!
>>334805347
I thought I heard the guy doing the music wasn't back fot BS.
That would be a huge downside for me
>>334802340
>nearing end of the game
>we all know awakening the crystals is bad and airy is doing something bad
>sick of her shit
>attempt to break a crystal by over praying
>it fucking works
>get to go down the chasm and push her shit in
man I was happy
>>334805646
until you realized that doing that only gets you the normal ending and the best ending is going along with it?
>>334805619
thats true, and its a shame since some of the best tracks from BD get reused in BS, which only goes to show how weak BS's score is compared to BD's
>>334805696
nah, because it was before I got to the boss rush at central command and i really enjoyed that, and then got to push her shit in again in the true ending
>>334802340
>tfw when no porn
fuck yourself, little featureless-faced fairy bitch
I detest these games' artstyles and every time you wankers post anything related to them I pray for your death
>>334805696
Fuck me, right?
>>334806463
>hating based Yoshida
You got a serious case of the shit tastes son
>>334806345
Search better.
>>334808693
I love Yoshida but 4HoL looks like diarrhea.
Of course part of the fault lies in the DS shit hardware.
>>334809028
I thought it looked kinda neat aside from the battles.
>>334805047
That's the joke
>>334809584
The towns looked terrible.
>>334802403
>you will never grab a fairy around the waist with one hand and use her as an onahole
JUST
Fuckingflying fairy
>>334809938
For curiosity's sake, which hole would you use?
>>334810570
Her urethra, ofc
>>334805205
No, that would be Portland Oregon.
>>334810570
>>334809938
How would something like this actually work? Would it hurt the fairy? I mean a human is obviously not a size they are made to take.
>>334811875
Just have the fairy sit on your dick. Even without going in the force will shoot sperm way up inside
>>334805347
The same way Lords of Shadow 2 was worse than the first game, despite fixing a lot of it's issues.
>>334802340
You're cruising for a butt-fucking from a cock five times larger than your body you snarky little cunt. Bend the fuck over, slut.
>>334812734
Why is this the best FF game of the decade?
All these people talking about fucking a fairy like it's possible.
You gotta have a micro dick for that.Otherwise she'll just have to hump your cock and slather her juices all over you. Maybe she could stick her arm in you pee hole while she's at it.
>>334814152
>You gotta have a micro dick for that
I'm set then.
>>334814152
She could also give your balls one hell of a massage.
>>334805347
Plot doesn't really flow together with what happened in BD, main characters are even more sterotyped than before and the giant mess of stuff that happens right at the end is even more nonsensical than anything in BD.
But to be fair rather than be upset or anything at the final revelation I was just laughing at how silly it was.Especially when it fakes trying to delete your save files.
>>334805619
Correct. The guy behind BS soundtrack is ryo from supercell, and the audio quality is fucking abysmal, like it wasn't great in BD either but BS manages to be even worse.
And the only real memorable new track is the final boss which is still inferior to what BD had.
>>334814092
Because it's an actual turn based RPG with likable characters and a nice story and world.
How can a girl be so perfect?
>>334815058
They can't. She's fictional.
