This is the Estus flask that comes with the Dark Souls 3 $129.99 Estus edition
Did anyone buy this? Jesus Fucking Christ.
>>334797743
That looks like something designed to go up someone's ass.
>>334797743
Anyone who spends $129.99 on a game deserves to be cucked like this.
You got a free butt plug without the need of embarrassing yourself by going to a sex shop,I don't see anything wrong with it
>>334797826
They know their player base well it seems.
![266px-ToddHoward2010sm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7FrVpEh.jpg "266px-ToddHoward2010sm[1].jpg")
>>334797743
I'm a long Souls series fan and I'd gladly put it in my ass. I think everyone who loves the series should try doing it sometime. Also vote Hillary please
>>334797743
I can't stop laughing
Someone actually approved that
This is worse than the failing projects of a high school art class
>I know, I'll make another thread about this month's meme game
>>334797743
Why green?
I guess it looks kinda green when it's empty...
>>334797826
>>334797913
who buys that shit tho
>>334798212
I'd buy two. For me and my wifes son, we're both Souls fans
>>334798170
It's described as an "emerald flask" in game.
>>334797743
Holy fuck what were they thinking?
That came with the prima guide, not the game.
>>334798212
Redditor millennials with more disposable income than sense.
>>334797743
I'm glad
All buyfaggots who order $130 editions of video games just for the ebin gamer cred paperweights to put on their shelves and never look at again smear video games in general
How did a series known for being a throwback to old school gaming become so fucked by merchandising and meme marketing? Is nothing sacred in this era?
Looks like a shitty buttpluh
>>334798373
120 dollars for a guide and some plastic piece of shit? lol
>>334798392
It's not even a $130 game, it's a $130 strategy guide
>>334798373
>buying a guide when there's a wiki half-finished before the game is even released
>buying a guide for a Souls game
I got so excited for Dark Souls 2 when it came out that I bought the collector's edtion.
Now I have a plastic statue that sits in a drawer. Buyer's remorse general.
>>334798414
Because it makes the publisher some extra dosh and 99% of the gaming market doesn't care about this shit. The few lost sales from people who won't buy a product because of this is miniscule compared to the profits from the millions who pick up the season pass.
>>334798563
>statue
it's a blob anon, a plastic blob
>>334798562
>>334797743
i bet it's not even real emerald
>>334798628
It's fucking polystyrene or something dude. Enlarge the OP pic.
>>334798563
>tfw almost bought MGSV collector's edition
Good thing they were all sold out withing minutes and I wasn't able to get one.
God what a disappointment that game was
>>334797743
This is a close up pic of a monopoly pawn
>>334798562
i bet it's not even a real sword
>>334798562
Even in the promo image it looks like a piece of shit. Why would you guys get a collector's edition that doesn't include A. A hardcover 100 page concept art book and B. A ____ figure ? If not these than at least something substantial instead of a shitty bookmark, diary, and buttplug.
Can you even put anything in it, or is it just an inert, hollow lump of green?
Not a whole lot of good giving someone a FLASK if you can't drink out of it.
>>334798562
i bought it
its plastic
i alredy broke off the top part
>>334798715
It is not hollow.
>>334798723
why tho
They couldnt even make it out of cheap green glass like a beer bottle?
http://www.thejimquisition.com/primas-dark-souls-iii-estus-flask-edition-guide-is-an-estus-farce/
Crap. Pure, unabashed crap.
The hollow lump is made from cheap green plastic that doesn’t even come close to the shade featured in promotional photography. Upon closer inspection, I’m fairly certain the official image doesn’t even display a physical flask – it looks like they’ve substituted an artist’s rendition rather than the real product.
>>334798735
So it's just a plastic blob that does nothing and looks like a green mushroom.
>>334798829
The fuck type of mushrooms do you buy?
>>334798562
>emerald estus flask
Try "regular estus except we didn't even try painting it so here's a solid green color" flask
>>334798851
The good kind
>>334797861
Internet shopping exists, dildos delivered directly to your door.
>>334798851
I don't because mushrooms are nasty, I meant if you stood it on its top it looks like a weird mushroom.
I already have my own estus flask.
![InkCaps167[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l51UYwl.jpg "InkCaps167[1].jpg")
>>334798851
The poisonous kind.
>>334798583
>millions
>>334797826
How come I wasn't the only one that thought of this?
OP, stick it up your butt.
>>334798138
Here's your (you)
The guide, "flask," little notebook, and mini Artorias sword all came together. It was $75 on amazon, not this $129.99 AMERICAN MONEY meme shit.
The flask is very disappointing but the guide is great and beautiful as usual, the notebook is super nice and handy, the sword is cool but obviously novel, and surpsingly the box it all came in is 10/10.
http://strawpoll.me/7414905
>>334799054
Marketer
>>334798954
That's way better, though a bit small.
Only reason I can think of for the flask being a piece of shit is that it's not easily broken a nd can be brought along with oyu without fear of shards in your mouth.
But that's still fucking stupid.
>>334799054
It's still not worth that kind of money though
>>334798769
>those people in the comments section trying to sell their "flasks"
>that random silver painted jug that looks nothing like an actual flask being sold off as an estus flask
fucking kek
>>334799094
I literally said the flask is disappointing you retarded faggot
>>334799173
Oh I guess that completely changes things then.
>>334797743
>Estus flask
So this is a fancy way to say dildo now?
>>334798557
>buying a collectors edition for a guide
>>334799148
worst part about that was the chick was saying it was green
>>334799135
While I do regret the purchase a bit, worth it or not is entirely subjective.
I'm just sick of people making it seem like they charged $130 for the little flask thing alone because they're shitposters.
>>334798756
It's easier to stick it up my ass
>>334799054
You can get the guide and journal on its own. I got it for 13 quid.
Literally not worth paying an extra 50 for some tat.
>>334799249
I guess so
But the guidebook is like 25 euros alone so why not just buy the guidebook only
>>334797743
holy fucking kek
>>334798267
>You got a free butt plug without the need of embarrassing yourself by going to a sex shop,I don't see anything wrong with it
so you can stick one up your ass and one up his
you fucking faggot
>>334799223
You don't get the game with the guide.
Shouldn't it be made of glass or something?
>>334797743
Cancelled my preorder when i learned i couldn't drink out of it.
Seems like i made the right call
When ps2 starting selling the tin case editions i was like 17 and had my first job with disposable income out the ass so would buy all my games like that.
>tfw now i have my own house and the game storage units arent wode enough for that extra half inch.
Fuck my life.
>>334797743
I got it for 60 bucks, the guide is shit, I got it to see the npc interactions and weapon upgrade stats and it doesn't even have that. shitty estus that doesn't even have an opening. the only good thing was honestly the sword bookmark
>>334799419
Congratulations anon. You got the joke.
I never realized how amazing the previous guides were until Prima made theirs for 3
>>334799217
Rectus Flask.
>>334799512
I got the dark souls guide.
It was only good for the weapons/items/armour section qhere i could get all the 'lore without having to xollect everything in game.
>tfw my guide was outdated after 2 fucking patches.
I wonder how useless it is now theyve gimped ALL THE WEAPONS
The only value you would get from any special edition of any kind is the art book or a book with detail pieces of lore. But you don't pay $100+ for that shit.
>>334799629
I really wanted to see what the weapon stats would be for each upgrade and their scaling, the previous guide had it and this one doesn't
>>334799421
You misunderstand me, i know that.
I think it's silly to buy a collectors edition centered around a guide
>>334797743
estus flask in pooper
>>334797743
This is the reason why isis wants to bomb us and i cant blame them
Looks fine to me, OP
>>334798954
>Dark Souls 2 pre release event in Japan, only 200 people get invited. Get a free estus flask and early try at the game while mingling with devs.
>actually get a ticket
>mix up which day it is and miss it
I still want to kill myself when I remember it
Collectors Editions are a rip off. I can see why Publishers love them these days. Fanboys have too much money to throw away.
>>334798562
That wood box better be beast to make up for all this bullshitery
>Dark Souls 3 $129.99 Estus edition
The funny part is everyone shitting on From Software for this and it wasn't even their fault.
>>334799893
It's cardboard.
>>334799943
yes
i'm sure fromsoft had no say in the quality of the product they were selling
>>334799893
>>334799990
it's pretty nice though desu, easily one of the best items that came with it
>>334799775
I used to buy them, but figure quality is usually poor unless it's some nendoroid and some even only give digital rewards, so i stopped
>>334799054
That's $30 more than what I payed for the fucking game.
>>334800006
they weren't selling it tho, it was prima
>>334800006
hahahahahahaha, Thanks for proving my point.
>>334800063
Nowadays even prize figs you can get for $15 (including shipping) are way higher quality than shit you get as collector's edition items for anything.
>>334800063
The Fate/Extra CCC collector's edition came with a Figma, shit's probably worth way more than the price of the collector's edition on its own now.
>>334800063
Right. The good merchandise will cost you big bucks anyways. Anything they pack with the game won't be worth it. Well, except SE's FFXV ultimate whatever. That's actually one of their toy line figures.
>>334800006
It wasn't from selling it
>say it comes with a emerald flask
>its not a flask
>its not emerald
>>334800006
Fromsoft makes them game, Bamco sells it.
Blame Bamco.
>>334798557
>guide is worthless after a patch
>>334800136
>Play-Arts Kai
>worth it
>>334799671
Wait, the guide doeant have basic info like weapon stats?
Why is prima even getting work?
Also, i got fucked by the mgsv guide.
>this guide is incomplete because we sont want to spoil the game.
Mate, i bought a guide, i already spoiled it.
>>334800006
nigga.. this limited edition doesn't even include the fucking game. It's a over glorified strategy guide made by Prima.
At most, FromSoftware/bamco gave them the license and permission to make a collector's edition strategy guide. And that's it.
>>334799217
>>334799628
>estrus flask
funny part is it's probably green because that's the cheapest material of that color they could find, and they just decided to call it "emerald"
Looks like an oversized board game piece.
>>334800221
I didn't say they were worth it!
>>334800136
Play-Arts are some of the worst things made in the entire figure industry and it's history. They aren't worth 5 dollars, let alone more than that. They look fucking horrendous, let alone incredibly inaccurate. Also good merchandise isn't that expensive.
>>334800234
It did have weapons stats.
Weapons stats are almost entirely what each of the ten or so patches each game fucks with.
>>334800259
Estus flask is green, you dummy
>>334800273
You said "maybe," that's close enough.
Everyone who buys strategy guides are retards. They totally deserve to be fucked over like this.
Strategy guides have been irrelevant since the internet was born. Just check gamefaqs if you ever need to know anything.
>>334800234
it has weapon stats but it doesn't have super in depth stats like the previous guides
>>334800259
As far as I remember, that's actually the color emerald green. Slightly bluish dark green.
![BloodRageMiniatures2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jJBUgYq.jpg "BloodRageMiniatures2[1].jpg")
>>334800270
/tg/ here, our game pieces have to be better than that to justify the current cost of board games.
>>334800126
>tfw Fate/Extra CCC translation never
>>334800312
For reference here is the empty flask
>>334800340
Please tell me how you're supposed to get a realistic bend in the elbow or leg without fucking destroying the figurine by gouging out a big lump of plastic.
>>334800445
>Xseed is skipping a vital game again by picking up Extella and not CCC
rip
>>334800458
It's called a figma
>>334800234
what are you talking about the mgsv guide was neat, the only thing they don't show you was the truth missuon and that's just the fucking intro
>>334800494
Figma are fucking terrible too, both of you should stop pretending action figures are something that you should be buying or that you could ever defend visually. Stop playing with kid toys and buy actual figures for fucks sake.
Ordered my XXXL estus flask
>>334800583
If you think Figmas are terrible then you just have garbage taste. Especially if you're uniroincally comparing them to exploding knees. Even the shittiest Figmas end up looking twice as good as PAK.
>>334797940
Give me a turn pops! I would love to shove this Estus flask up my ass as well!
>>334799123
The real one appears to be very thick, handblown glass.
Ideally you would want something sturdier like MonHun potion bottles, where it has iron/steel banding and framework to protect the bottle during combat
In universe it's probably some sorr of crystalline substance thats super tough, but not entirely unbreakable as you can find shards of them everywhere.
>>334800453
I dont think youre getting the point
>>334800583
it depends what character but figma is usually the best for figures, the berserk figures are fucking awesome
used mine in my gf vagina
>>334800703
he isn't
>>334800629
You're right, figma look so good compared to not-kid-toy figures. Especially the chests!
Sorry for being able to afford something more than 12 dollars, don't pretend buying kid's toys instead of real merchandise makes you have "better taste" though.
>>334797743
Is that the new Bad Dragon model?
>>334797859
>not buying the collector's edition and re-selling it at a higher price to get the game for free
>>334800830
As someone who often displays behavior which 4chan would derisively call "normie:"
Figs are for manchildren.
>>334800830
>K-On
fucking K-Ys faggot
>>334800830
That thing looks like shit the head is way too big for the body, what was your point?
>>334800925
And so are literal action figures - which is all figma are, and don't tell me "n-no those are more acceptable to normal people ;)" because they aren't.
>>334800758
same
your gf vagina is really loose though
>>334798562
ALLAHU AKBAR anon.
>>334800758
How? There's no hole in it.
>>334800954
>That figure actually looks like the design in the show instead of like a real human being! This makes the FIGURE bad, not the art style not to my liking ;)
wew lad
You're the type to call a movie shit for adapting a book perfectly when all you really disliked was the writing which is 1:1 to the novel.
>>334800954
so it's proper anime proportions then?
>>334800830
That looks way better than almost all other figures, anon
>>334797743
What makes me laugh is I remember a /v/irgin bragging about having both this and the game on pre-order and having a, "real sippy". Wonder if he killed himself yet?
>>334801020
>>334801007
Theres a difference between anime style and making the head huge, keep trying to justify your shit purchase.
>>334797743
My Estus flask came with lime juice in it
>>334797859
I did. The CE looks glorious as fuck. Mine will be kept sealed since I got the game digitally on the X1 anyway.
>>334801071
>lime juice
>not sunny d
>>334801071
thanks obama
>>334798562
This only comes with the guide. You need to be a fuckwad to buy this instead of the actual CE.
>>334797743
Is that a buttplug
>>334801071
I should have resized that really
The best thing about Figma is when they make some insanely out of the ballpark choice of which character actually gets a Figma.
>>334801071
can you use that as lube?
>>334801071
Please tag your murderous child-killing grenades, people might get triggered by your insensitivity.
>>334801056
>muh sippy :^)
I hope he did
>>334800830
But I buy both, because both look good. I dont' buy shit figmas like the one you posted though. Just like shitty statues existing doesn't make all statues look terrible.
>>334801069
I didn't buy it, I hate K-ON but it does look just like the character f@m
>>334801184
>can you use that as lube?
Might make your ass pucker a bit
>>334797826
MORE LIKE ASSTUS FLASK
>>334800830
>action figure
>falls apart when you touch it
okay
I guess this figure is a children's toy too.
>>334800956
No, I'm just making the point from an outside perspective that both that shit is childish and literally no one but figure/statuette collectors care about the difference.
>>334798562
I guess people assumed they could drink from it since it said 'flask', not an actual butt plug
>>334798562
This can't be fucking real.
It looks really fucking bad even in that photoshop picture.
>>334801076
>buying a game
>then buying a very expensive collectors edition, keeping it sealed
Brilliant.
Look at all these fucking drones defending this shit.
I legitimately believe this is the most retarded fanbase in recorded history.
>Tfw just want the cloth map and maybe the art book (there is bound to be a ds3 design works so that kind of nullifies that)
>They only come with the super expensive collecter's edition which has another shit plastic statue, a lame looking metal case, OST and FUCKING PATCHES
Here's hoping the map isn't too expensive on ebay.
>>334801003
Dig one
>>334801337
Naw, Nintendo fans are still worse. This is getting up there, though.
>>334801380
The only thing I ever want from these is the artbook.
>>334801337
I think you may have accidentally ingested those mushrooms someone posted earilier if you think anyone is defending that garbage.
Thems trippin' words.
>>334798562
Where's the jacket
>>334798267
>wifes son
Dw anon i saw it heres your you
DRAGON DILDO
>>334801380
>patches
Why? It's almost as bad as wearing those lolgamer shirts.
>>334801412
I already own the design works for DaS1 and 2 + Bloodborne Official Artworks, so I'd rather just wait for Design Works 3 which is bound to have more DaS3 artwork than the CE one.
Only idiots buy the collectors editions, Enjoy your pointless toys and trinkets.
>>334801435
Okay you got me. I didn't really read this thread but since I've seen other threads with the fanbase defending it prior to this one I assumed this was no different.
In any case, point still stands.
>>334801390
In the vagina?
>>334801495
N7 shirt was ok
>>334798562
That's just awful. Doesn't even have a game or a statue? A cardboard box, a cheap pottery vase & a flimsy plastic sword like you'd get for 100 tickets at an arcade?
I mean, sure the statue isn't that big, but the detail on it is pretty good for the price, plus the game and the map.
>>334799123
/v/ is scared of drinking from glass?
Is the average age here literally 10 years old?
>>334801495
They're a fine stash of treasures if you ask me
>>334797743
http://www.thejimquisition.com/primas-dark-souls-iii-estus-flask-edition-guide-is-an-estus-farce/
>>334798562
Who would be stupid enough to buy this?
>>334801561
In the dick
>>334801641
OH you bastard.
>>334797743
I'm almost tempted to take glass blowing classes and make my own
>>334801390
dig gud
>>334798679
>monopoly token
>green
are you retarded?
>>334800830
Figures are shit merch and basically garbage, posters are okay, plushes and beanies are god tier.
>>334801184
That would be extremely painful.
>>334801495
I got a diamond dog patch and sew it onto my coat. constantly get nerds asking me here I got my metal gear jacket from
>>334799123
It could've been a transparent plastic bottle shaped like an estus flask, but instead they went for the big, ugly green piece of shit that isn't even a container.
>>334801410
>b-b-but ninetndo
every time
>>334801787
>diamond dog
>>>/mlp/
>>334798678
I got the Collector's edition for $80, sold the arm for $75, sold the bonus content disc with the hard case for $30.
I've made money on every collector's edition I've bought so far.
>>334801797
If it were a clear glass with included orange concentrate that'd instantly raise the whole thing to "funny but I still would never buy it."
>>334801827
Takes one to know one, follow me.
>>334801827
What does Diamond Dog have to do with mlp?
>>334801797
honest to god it would have been better if it was just what you said but with a dark green tint to it
>>334801867
>If it were a clear glass with included orange concentrate that'd instantly raise the whole thing to "funny but I still would never buy it."
Point is that they could've made something that looked better, was cheaper and could actually be used instead of the "emerald estus" shitheap they packaged.
I wouldn't mind a realistic looking Estus Flask I could drink out of.
Not some shitty stage prop that isn't even the right color.
>>334800647
my dad can beat up ur loser dad junior! nobody even likes his games haha!
>>334801709
I preordered it first, but…well, we're friends now. I'll let you order the last copy!
In any case, take the plunge, I'll shill you blind!
Heh heh heh…
>>334799746
epic post /b/ro gonna share that on facebook
>>334798562
This was better.
>>334802317
Too bad the game wasn't
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SPEND $129.99 ON A GAME, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT CAME WITH A DILDO?
>>334802317
Looks like someone skipped leg day.
>>334797743
This shit is hilarious. It's like that mockup of that faggot who ordered the Witcher 2 collectors edition of E-bay and got a shitty cracked clay head, only this is legitimately what came with the DS3 CE.
Fucking toppest of keks, From, you crazy cunts. I can just imagine all the Fromsoft employees sitting around laughing their ass off at this.
>Stupid round eyes
>>334802382
>WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SPEND $129.99 ON A GAME, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT CAME WITH A DILDO?
They know their fanbase are closet homos but are too beta to order a dildo from a sex shop so they packaged in a butt plug with dark souls 3.Notice how the game is the best selling FromSoft game
>>334802102
Too bad your mom and beloved franchise enjoyed both me and my Dad pounding both of them from front to back.
Your dad is a cuck and so are you faggot, now go buy Doom and make sure to buy the season pass too like a good little whore.
>>334798723
Is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWdyMycK_0
>>334802518
>FromSoft
that name is so obvious now
>>334801607
What vase?
>>334802601
The schadenfreude is fucking delicious. Oh my god. Holy fuck I'm dying.
>>334802523
Not gonna happen Todd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
never gonna happen
> E3 will soon arrive
> Toddposting will once more be a thing
The future looks bright.
oh god im in the middle of my literature class
I have to contain my laughter for this autistic sex-addicted fanbase!
>>334802857
>Who's laughing now?
>that immediate look of self-regret and that awkward laugh
Oh Toodles, you poor bastard.
>>334802601
>sniffs it
>"smells like shit"
SOULSDRONES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>334802601
>sniffs estus flask
>"It smells like shit. I'll probably throw it at something."
>attempts to straighten bent sword
>snaps
>"O-oh... well. That was worth it."
Holy fuck I'm dying.
>>334802601
>talking about reading the guide for builds and shit
Do soulsfags actually do this? Do they look up guides on weapons and builds and so on to """"git gud""""
>>334797743
what did people expect?
>All these mongoloids who don't bother reading the thread
The Estus Flask Edition isn't for the game, it's for the strategy guide and it isn't published by Bamco or From but Prima Games.
>>334803384
who cares? this is hilarious nonetheless
>>334803342
I'm in treats. holy shit
>>334802857
>>334797743
did they used the cheapest material on earth?
>>334802857
>>334803620
>>334798557
the guide literally tells you to go watch streamers or youtube videos for boss strats.
Don't remind me of the time I got the DSII Tower Knight edition.
>>334802601
watching soulsfags eat shit is my fetish
>>334802857
>>334803620
>>334803687
REEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME YOUR MONNNEEEEEYY
>ENB doesn't help with the guide.
>It's shit
VERY GOOD
>>334803384
>b-but it's not official guys!
they allow their brand name to be soiled
>>334798557
just to say, i got a series of guides along with every release of gta to sort of go with the collection and because they all have sick artwork and pullouts
maybe its the same for souls?
>Pay extra for an estus flask
>Looks like shit
>Smells like shit
>Can't even drink from it
>>334803959
Truly how will the Dark Souls™ brand ever recover after this TRAVESTY of an strategy guide collector's edition which is marketed towards manchildren who like little plastic toys meant for actual children! BAMCO AND FROMSOFT ARE FINISHED, THE AGE OF DARK SOULS™ BRAND HAS BURNED IT'S LAST EMBERS!
>>334797743
Interesting buttplug.
>>334802601
>that pause when he breaks it
Fucking kek
>>334804293
>looks like shit
>smells like shit
>drones would still use it to drink from
>>334804492
>>334804293
It's probably so cheaply made that the plastic its made from is unsafe to drink from, enjoy your cancer water ds3fags.
>>334804325
calm down soulssperg
>>334797743
Looks like a cheap buttplug
>>334804536
git gud
>>334802601
fucking kek
what a piece of shit buy
>>334803384
B-but it doesn't matter! Shills, drones, shills, drones, stop thinking for yourself!
>>334800690
Estus Flask description in DS1 states it's "an emerald flask". So apparently it's just a hugeass gemstone roughly cut to resemble a container.
>>334797743
This is something EA/Bioware would do. Not surprising though, FROM was always like EA, Activision and Ubisoft in terms or jewness.
what makes me laugh even harder is that for 30 euros you could have a real glass artisan to create a decorated estus flask
>>334800830
Gunpla are the only figs worth their money tbqbwyf
>>334797743
looks close enough, imo
You people don't understand. It is SUPPOSED to look like shit. It is a worn-down flask made of an unknown material that probably gets dinged every time the undead spastically rolls around. The visible melted weld on the side is only a indication of its poor but functional manufacture in a dying world.
