Oh shit nigger, you're Greg the Necromancer.
Currently you're raiding the HQ of a rival villain and is battling his strongest weapon: a robot skeleton. What do you do?
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
>>334790813
Let go
>>334790848
Let go of what?
>>334790813
>>334790848
...of your inhibitions and punch self in foot
Self in face punch
>>334790883
Life
>>334790883
install windows 10 on it
>>334791050
pick it back up and draw for your property card
>>334791050
Open up combo list
>>334791086
Drawing property card
>>334791229
Call your big bro over
>>334791229
Now activate polymerization
>>334791229
now read your card
>>334791229
punch card in the face
>>334791229
Open up combo list
>>334791229
Draw your trap card
>>334791229
store marker in eye socket
>>334791296
Yep, that's a list
>>334791403
bot punches you thru that list in the face
>>334791403
wait what's that on the back
>>334791403
Do the "Flaming Bullet Punch" combo
>>334791403
Eat it
>>334791403
Now realise the robot is made of steel beams and douse him in jet fuel
>>334791685
Followed by super cobra twister
>>334791685
now install windows 10 on it.
>>334791685
alright check the list again
>>334791685
Use the Holy greatshield of the divine fist to crush him
>>334791749
You attack with a twister of cobras
>>334791952
Mk2 parries it
>>334791952
He counters with mongoose twister
>>334792095
Lay down some beats with your Jpop collection while sparkling
>>334792095
Meanwhile Femskellies are doing girl stuff like raiding a fashion shop
>>334792095
Greg unleashes the dogs
>>334792095
Turn into your true form
>>334792378
Everbody stops fighting to watch the Hero League TV channel. They're about to crown the new Heroboss
Who's it gonna be???
>>334792378
SIC EM
>>334792378
Dog smells bones and chases it.
>>334792441
And the winner is...
>>334792841
This adventure is seriously lacking in the Hebrew departmentgoys
>>334792841
Wondermutt, the Superhero Dog!
>>334792841
NUMBER 2, WITH 4 IN SECOND PLACE SO HE BECOMES A SIDEKICK.
>>334792841
Ass rape man
>>334792841
underdog guy
>>334792895
Jewman pls leave, you're already eliminated in the registration round
>>334792997
Winner is the d
>>334792997
Anus Man of upper left wins
>>334792997
Winner is Murderhobo
>>334792997
cuts to slice of life of those watching
>>334793056
You eman the guy who's an underdog or Underdog Guy, guy who dresses up like a dog
>>334793229
The dog guy who's a guy dog
>>334793229
He decides to arrest Greg
>>334793229
Rainbowman takes it
>>334793229
Underdog Guy steals the show and our hearts
>>334793229
Guy-Guy in the bottom left, he wins.
>>334793318
In a surprising turn of events, Rainbowman is crowned the new Heroboss
>>334793536
Call him a cuck
>>334793536
"I'd like to thank myself"
"That is all."
>>334793536
Turn off the TV, bills are expensive as shit
>>334793536
Gay
>>334793536
He still is a cuck
>>334793585
>implying villains don't steal cable.
>>334793536
greg uses this surprise to his advantage
>>334793585
We now return to our regular programming
>>334793536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTswFDgOqso
this is rainbow mans personality
>>334793731
Spray MK2 with salt water
Shits lethal against electronics
>>334793731
Use bowling powers to strike him
>>334793731
where's skellie doggo in all this
>>334793897
Should've used a bigger ball
>>334793897
MK2 turns around and shoots Jojo in the back for no reason
>>334793897
Shoot him with baneposting magic, Fag Enabler
>>334793897
Summon Aurox
>>334793897
Nah fuck this f a m
>>334793969
"Why would I do that"
>>334794072
jojo powers up
>>334794072
Because Jojo will kick you now
>>334794072
Because Fug's smoke corrupted your programming to be eviler
>>334794072
"ALERT ALERT
INCOMING HERO SQUAD
EVACUATE EVIL BASE
ALERT ALERT"
INCOMING HERO SQUAD"
>>334794072
To protect her from harm, you must remove her from all harm...permanently.
>>334794072
Stab him with a gunsword
>>334794129
"Why would they be coming here?! How did they even find this place?"
>>334794318
A glass of water begins to ripple as giant footsteps can be heard in the distant
>>334794318
it's only bat man from the early adventures
hes mad some guy named metal bat stole his theme
>>334794318
God isnt being merciful today
>>334794318
They put a tracking device on one of you
>>334794318
Call Rainbow man a cuck
>>334794318
The giant explosions?
>>334794318
maybe it's the SMOKE BILLOWING OUT OF THE BUILDING
>>334794369
"Weren't you dead?"
"Superheroes rarely die permanently"
>>334794532
Escape while they're both distracted
>>334794532
Shadowboss jr goes back to worshipping at his JoJo shrine
>>334794532
Batguy forgot his bat
>>334794532
FOOT
>>334794532
Oh no its Kangaroo fornicator
Why is he here
How old is Jojo, OP?
>>334794608
"Too destriy evil and fornicate kangaroos! And I don't see no kangaroos around here!"
>>334794664
I dunno, how old are teenagers
>>334794797
Australian Trickster throws sticks of dynamite around the place
>>334794797
Can we leave already?
>>334794797
Doesn't matter as long as the make jokes about once mother.
Who invited all these heroes?
>>334795019
you did
>>334794906
Shadowboss Jr is now confused due to not understanding what the fuck you jsut said
>>334795058
bling borg zoomy woot
>>334795058
Meanwhile, the fight between Mk2 and Greg intensifies
>>334794797
heheheh, noted, op...
>>334795119
"Ooh, i did!" claims Fag Enabler
>>334795254
Fag Enabler is executed
>>334795254
group face punch
>>334795254
Fuck off Fag
>>334795254
MKII eats Fag Enabler.
>>334795440
MKII bonds with his enemies by punching himself.
>>334795440
AUSSIE SHITPOSTER COMES IN
>>334795440
Mk2 gets beaten to death by a group of heroes
>>334795440
Punch each other's punches
>>334795509
"You'd like that, wouldn't you. Too bad"
>>334795630
A group of heroes get beaten to death by Mk2
>>334795630
knee-chan backknifes him
>>334795630
Says you, you big asshole
>>334795630
greg replies
>>334795630
Then they flip his switch.
Yes, that one.
>>334795676
"That's for later. Destroying you comes first"
>>334795841
Greg took this time to prepare a cannon built out of Texas to fire at MK2 and fires
>>334795841
Prove it
>>334795841
ponder about (un)life
>>334795841
Snack break!
>>334795841
But first it's time for his union mandated morning break.
>>334795841
Villianist scum, how come heroes have their priorities first?
>>334795879
At which point it shoots an energy beam at you. Dealing damage and breaking the fusion between you and your skeletons
>>334796117
scan for weakness
>>334796117
This WAS PLANNED
they follow up with a triple skeleton punch
>>334796117
It juggles Greg by firing more energy beams at him
>>334796117
TRIANGLE FORMATION
>>334796117
Give up
>>334796264
offer bot a milkshake
with his favorite flavour
oranges
>>334796264
all these lasers need a power source
>>334796264
Villain docking
>>334796264
Greg falls down on Mk2
>>334796264
The heroes join the battle
>>334796264
he fires the finnishing blow at Gregjojo jumps in the way at the last second sacrificing herself to save him
>>334796264
All the skeletons join Greg in getting juggled
>>334796264
Summon a demon to distract Mk2 while you regroup and combine
>>334796264
Greg deploys skeleton wings
>>334796329
>>334796329
>not remembering the 100 threads thing
>>334796403
Jojo fags BTFO.
>>334796446
you know its actually possible that it has been 100 threads since then.
In fact it is more than likely is my estimation is correct
>>334796554
then it begins once more
>>334796329
ktonk
I mean, the last time this happened was when she was still a kid. Levelling up happened since then.
>>334796659
CAST
F I S T
>>334796659
LAUGH AT FACE OF DEATH
>>334796659
>>334796679
milkshake fist
>>334796659
Jojo why are you here, go back home
>>334796659
Raughs
>>334796659
>>334796679
based
>>334796659
jojo min maxed str and vit didn't she
>>334796659
WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY ABOUT HER HAIR
>>334796849
>>334796983
DORAORAORAORAORA
>>334796983
now laugh at this anon in his face
>>334796329
>>334796983
The heroes add their strength to Jojo's
>>334796983
fist wizard cries in the distance
>>334796983
Simon follows up with drill
Texas follows up the follow up by shooting a really big gun
Lolisniffer follows up Texas's follow up by ORAORAing fist with Jojo
>>334796983
Mk2 Surrenders
>>334797375
robot enters its second form
>>334797375
Summon Anthony from Hell. He'll know what to do.
>>334797375
"THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM"
>>334797375
Mk2 dies and the base explodes
>>334797375
bot offers a milkshake
>>334797398
"Wait, should we?"
"Yeah, I mean, they're still villains"
>>334797567
Here's 10 bucks.
Get in there.
>>334797567
Well are you going to stand around and do nothing then
Why did you even come
>>334797567
They don't
Mk2 enters second form
>>334797567
I recall the saying going something like
>The enemy of my enemy is a huge asshole and should get his shit kicked in cause he's trying to steal our thunder
>>334797567
Mk2 shoots them
>>334797626
"Eh, makes sense to me"
"Let's help them destroy this thing then we can beat them up and arrest them ourselves"
>>334797887
Second form
>>334797887
FINARU FORMU
>>334797887
Jokes on you, we're not villains anymore
>>334797887
JoJo is 2OP and thus the robot was dead from the first hit and we've just been juggling his ass this whole time
>>334797887
CRITICAL MISS
>>334797887
BEES
>>334798229
meanwhile greg
>>334798229
which exhausts his power source
>>334798229
"Jojo hitting restrictions: disabled"
>>334798229
Peasant Satan shows up.
>>334798269
God damn it.
>>334798229
Slap him so that he can never fully transform
>>334798229
Giant fuck huge creature comes out of nowhere and stomps him to death
>>334798269
"A nice delusion"
>>334798406
shadowboss jr tells him to power down
>>334798406
suddenly, bees
>>334798406
Hero team punches out and goes to lunch.
>>334798406
There's a red dot in your eye, you okay man?
>>334798406
dip him in water
>>334798406
TEAM, TIME TO UNITE UP
>>334798406
PEASANT SATAN
>>334798406
>>334798494
Not everything is undertale, fag
>>334798469
"WIIU GAMES ARE SHIT" exclaimed Texas in response
>>334798578
KNEECHAN SHOWS UP
>>334798578
YOUR TASTE IN VIDEO GAMES IS SHIT
>>334798578
FUCK YOU TEXAS PS4 HAS NOGAMES
>>334798578
Texas fucked up the sync with his comment.
Skellies argue amongst themselves which platform is best for gaming.
>>334798578
FUCKING PLEB
>>334798578
MKII's opinion on superior video games?
>>334798629
>texas
>ps4
>>334798629
"WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE PS4 YOU FUCKING WEEB"
"THEN GO BACK TO YOUR XBONE, WHICH ALSO HAS NO GAMES YOU FAG"
"FUCK YOU, IT TOTALLY HAS GAMES, BETTER THAN YOUR KIDDY SHIT AND WEEB SHIT"
"YOU BOTH ARE FAGS, PC MASTER RACE"
>>334798886
fug's essence tries to vouch for the ouya
>>334798886
Post a message on /v/
>>334798886
Jojo slaps everyone and dissapears
>>334798886
Greg summons aFemsuper skelly from hell
>>334798886
CONSOLE WARS
>>334798886
milkshake bot likes OUYA
>>334798886
Lolisniffer reveals himself to be an Idort
>>334798886
Punch others in face for their failure to cooperate.
>>334798929
"What about the OUYA, guys? I think it's gonna be a real big game changer!"
Everyone just looks at him with pity
>>334799138
greg in his 2nd level rage form dropkicks MKII
I seem to have missed quite a few threads
last thread I saw the fem-skelly-clones were just about to get their asses kicked and simon n that were still traumatised
>>334799138
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CONSOLE WAR CIRCLEJERKING HORSESHIT?
GET TO FIGHTING
>>334799138
Everyone tries talking Fug down.
>>334799138
Simon screams in agony for Persona 5
>>334799138
Everyone gets into one of those cartoon scuffles
Wat da fug
>>334799219
"So why don't you join in the pointless arguing?"
"I just use everything"
"Wouldn't that mean you're letting the jews win?"
"That's why I steal everything I play"
>>334799476
LADS WE GOT A FILTHY PIRATE IN OUR MIDST
>>334799476
Jojo dissapears
>>334799476
SUDDENLY
BEES
>>334799476
Hey MKII, wanna join us? We could always use another skeleton
>>334799476
more heroes show up
>>334799528
"What. Why did you do that"
"I dunno, for some backup maybe?"
>>334799476
The cloud gets bigger as more people fight over video games
>>334799694
It allies itself with Mk2
>>334799694
Super Skelly stops and stares at Fem Skelly.Suddenly it falls in love
>>334799694
she starts raping MK2
>>334799694
AND THEN THEY KISS
