Why are Skeletons the best enemy type and the most badass thing possible in video games?
>>334764123
you could relate to them
>>334764123
They truly are top tier enemies, thank god they don't actually exist
>>334764123
We see ourselves in them.
>>334764495
Maybe they see themselves in us.
They're only badass after watching Army of Darkness.
>>334764123
They're basically naked zombies. Any form of undead is unnatural and creepy.
>>334764492
>he doesn't know
they can be portrayed as anything from horrifying to humorous
>>334764123
That skeleton looks like Jim Carrey.
I need to sleep.
Best protagonists, even.
>>334764584
skeletons are smarter than zombies 100% of the time
NYEH HEH HEH
How can they move without muscle?
>>334764557
don't even suggest such a thing
>>334764952
skeletons that have consumed enough calcium have no need more muscles anymore
>>334764776
>humorous
are you fucking serious.
What kind of god damn skeleton misses an oppurtunity like that. Get the fuck out of here.
>>334764776
One job. One fucking job.
>>334764123
The ultimate blank slate.
Spooky skeleton? Possible.
Funny skeleton? Possible?
Want a pirate? Slap a hat on that skelly and give him a sword.
Want a knight? Slap a helmet on that skelly and give him a sword?
Want a human? Slap some flesh and skin on that bad boy, no one will know.
>>334765072
is this real
>>334764952
I always chalked it up to dark magic shenanigans.
>>334765189
Its a guiness record for smallest waist I believe.
>>334764123
They're awfully scary at times, it seems like nothing gets under their skin
You can see right through em' if you ask me
>>334765368
what game is this
can i fuck the skeleton girl
>>334765075
>Slap some flesh and skin on that bad boy, no one will know.
Jesus fucking Christ, anon, are you suggesting there are secret skeletons out there somewhere?
>>334765189
No its all CGI
>>334764952
Skeletons aren't just skeletons.
Skeletons are spirits/ghosts possessing bones and animating them.
So it's like when a spirit can move an object around, they're moving a bunch of bones around.
This is also why they'll get back up often after being blown apart, as essentially all you've done is knock the spirit away from the bones temporarily.
>>334765471
Monster Girl Gamu, only a demo right now but you do get a shot of her undead ass
>>334765661
P I C T U R E S
Skeletons are dumb.
>>334764803
oh shit, it does
>>334765762
then explained how you typed that shitpost without using one.
>>334765730
FIIIINE
>>334765523
It's true. I was talking to a friend once and he mentioned he broke his leg one time and the bone was sticking out. Didn't even try to hide it.
>>334765960
how does this even work
>>334765960
N A M E O F G A M E
>>334764803
well I'll be.
>>334765962
Your friend is a secret skeleton, anon.
You know what you must do.
>>334766036
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>>334766159
i thought you were joking with the name anon
can you really blame me
What does it feel like to get a handjob from a skeleton? What would bones feel like against a dick anyway?
>>334765962
>Skeleton rips open a dudes leg in an attempt to escape
holy fuck.
>>334764952
Magic. Reminder that the portrayal of skeletons in video games is very limiting.
>>334766281
Havefun, some anons said there's gonna be a new demo around Halloween so we might be able to fuck the skeleton
>>334766616
> Dark souls has cartwheeling skeletons, quadrupedal skeletons, skeletons in wheels and now balls of skeletons, skeleton sorcerers and ninja skeletons
> No skeleton helicopters
>>334764584
Zombies have stopped being scary with how normalized they've become in media. Even so, they're just regular humans but with dull skin and wounds. Skeletons, on the other hand, have an unnatural look to them, even desite being human-shaped.
>>334764123
skeletons are the most cliche enemies in history, top tier my ass.
>le spooky scary skelelton x-dd
fuck all of you autists I'm going t
There is a skeleton inside you right now
Skeletons are also insanely sexy
>>334767147
The most cliche enemy in game history would be the rat.
>>334767147
Anon?
>>334765072
did she died?
>>334767147
Oh really, enlighten me on what you thi
>>334767183
no anon I don't think you understand. Your brain, the very culmination of all thought and feeling, is surrounded by your skull. The skeleton may be inside you, but in turn....YOU ARE INSIDE THE SKELETON
>>334767147
>not giant rats
>not goblins
>>334767147
THE SKELETONS GOT HIM
>>334767534
You don't control the skeleton, your muscles do, it's kept in its fleshy shackles, one day it will be released.
Speaking of, are there any games where we fight enemies that are only muscles, no bones, no skin.
>>334767534
>you co-exist with the skeleton, using its power to live your life while nurturing it, allowing it to grow.
>your death allows the skeleton to emerge and live, stronger than before
It is only common courtesy that you die with strong bones, none of this frail old shit
>>334764123they reflect our inner selves
>>334766034
dont worry about it
>>334765959
>>334766159
>Cow girl
I'm sold.
>>334771975
cow girls black
failure
>>334766159
>mfw the full version won't be out for about 5-20 years
>>334772295
who cares cow girls black.
Ruined
>>334766676
>That picture
Dropped.
>>334772810
>not wanting a chocolate milkshake with your hamburger
>>334764123
Quick reminder that our brain and nervous system are inside the skull and spine and it is us who are controlling the skeleton
>>334774987
you expect me to believe that?
>>334774987
Looks like "your" skelleton knows more than you think, he even made you type that to spread the lies.
>>334766501
I didn't play this game much but how could they kill off one of their best looking characters
