>that one kid who killed patches
nigga tried to kill me
got his just desserts
I've killed him on every playthrough of DS1, sorry.
>>334738724
>>334738754
vengeful cucks baka desu
>He doesn't kill Patches immediately in every Souls game
Patches was made for violent murder.
Where is patches In ds3 I know he's at cathedral wearing onionbro set but where exactly
>>334738971
>allow someone who tried to kill you live free
>someone I'm the cuck
Why would you not kill patches?
Especially with how From presented him in DS3, going all "Oooohh everyone loves this character don't you love him yeah you love him you bitch, we're so smart and hilarious reusing the same trick every game huuurrr". Yeah ok, From, please don't speak too much you might swallow your tongue
>mfw I kicked this bitch off the ledge at Firelink
>>334739001
You can't kill patches, he's eternal, the god of mischief
>>334741101
If he's god of mischief how come he can only make up a single trick which everyone figured out long ago and just kill him on sight?
>mfw he magically appeared in firelink and gave me his gesture even though I didn't find him at the cathedral
the absolute mad man
>>334741316
>killing him on sight
>not letting him live long enough to find out what dumb shit he's gonna pull this time
Gets me the crescent axe early. He doesn't sell anything I really want.
>>334741316
Except he still got you in DS3
>>334741586
No he didn't? It was extremely obvious
>>334741530
He's gonna tell you there's some treasures but he can't get them for reasons he can't even make up because he's an idiot, and then he's gonna kick you off. It's same every single time
Greirat>>>>>>>>Patches
>mfw hanging out with Patches in Dark Souls 3.
>Played Dark Souls 1 before Demon's souls since I didn't have a PS3 at the time
>Run into Patches, fall for it, I ain't mad
>Eventually get Demon's Souls
>Run into Patches, I'm wary this time but still fall for it, ain't even mad
>Dark Souls 3, I don't end up finding him at the cathedral but he traps me behind the gate in the tower behind shrine
>Homeward bone out of there
>Ain't even mad
>Bloodborne
>Running around the lecture hall
>Run into a room
>"Oh fuck, that spider looks weird"
>Kill it
>"Oh..."
Sorry, Patches.
>>334738724
>he can't handle the banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKvhdRqhXSg
>killing your only friend in this lonely existence
What a bunch of edgelords
>>334741736
>No he didn't?
Seeing how the only way to get him to appear is to have been tricked by him, I say you're full of shit, semperfam
>>334743065
>Seeing how the only way to get him to appear is to have been tricked by him
What the fuck are you talking about
He's right there in the cathedral trying to make you walk across the bridge
I check what he sells online before killing him and every other NPC in every game ever.
>>334738426
He tries to kill you, kills Onion bro and the thief bro if you let him.
Deserves death the most brutal way possible
>>334743065
I didn't see him in the cathedral but he did show up to lock me up in the tower outside firelink.
I really liked him in DS1.
Then I played DeS and every other Soulborne game.
Fuck his faggot ass.
>>334738426
>just met this shitface in the Cathedral
>he somehow levels down the platform just as I am crossing it and talk shit about how the giants will kill me
>he then realizes I have already killed both giants so I'm free to come after him
>get to him again and the fucker pretends to be someone else, and that the Catarina armor made him crazy
>lol no prepare to die faggot
>about to kill the bastard when he mentions that he is a merchant
>the motherfucker is selling item discovery coins and the dark pesin
Please someone tell me that another merchant will sell this shit later in the game so I can kill this faggot...
>>334738426
>not killing him at the start of DkS1 as a faith character for that delicious Crescent Axe
>>334743568
He drops his ash that tries to shame you for doing what you should. I imagine giving it to shrine maiden will make her sell his shit
>>334743568
You'll get his ashes, hand them to maiden and she'll have his items in store
>>334741736
> not subjecting yourself to his ruse on the offchance the result might be different for once in the series
>>334738426
Why would anyone kill patches?
He was a great summon to have with me when I fought Gwyn in DaS1.
>>334743796
But what's the point if you know that it won't? They're like dads that saw a meme on the internet or made up a joke once and won't stop repeating it ad nausium. They won't mix it up
any hotkey for hiding UI for screenshots?
>>334743716
>>334743695
my fuckin sides
Thats perfect!
I just hope the fucker is still there when I load up the game again.
>get out of pit
>+14 zweihander jump attack followed by standard r2
>died before he even got up
>>334738426
Oh no, I didn't kill him
gravity did
>>334743568
how do you get up there?
i'm clearly a fucking idiot must have spent an hour looking for the lever before giving up
>tfw patches will never be a boss
Who is this guy and why does he appear in every title despite diferent universes and very long time periods passed
>>334744741
Did you open the shortcut back to the main bonfire that has an elevator that puts you right next to some crossbow guy? There's a ladder tucked around the corner up that that leads to the rooftops, and eventually a spot you can drop to with Patches and a covenant.
>>334744912
ah I know where you mean only went up there once
thanks
>>334738426
I killed him but I honor him by doing the squat gesture every time I kill an invader.
>>334738426
what gane is this?
>inb4 battletoads
>>334744881
>why does he appear in every title despite diferent universes and very long time periods passed
Because From loves making references for the sake of making references
JUST A PRANK BRO
>>334739616
His Cathedral stunt was very well done, I didn't expect it, to say the least.
>>334746301
>I didn't expect it
I guess you're pretty dumb then
>>334746553
>I have never played a souls game that had two onion knights in it
Gotcha famperpai.
>>334746963
>tells you about a treasure that he doesn't get for some reason
>which also happens to be across a rickety-ass bridge
>doesn't name himself
>sounds exactly like patches
Nope, not suspicious at all
>>334747152
>across a rickety-ass bridge
Yeah that solidly made gate to block off giant slaves was rickety as fuck. You can just admit your too over-heated for falling for it.
>>334747930
>still assumes i fell for it
I'm sorry, anon, not everyone is as big of an idiot as you are
>>334747152
>helped Siegward fight flame minotaur
>good friends, drink alcohol together
>see him in Cathedral
>"hey bro, there's some treasure over there if you want it"
>"mm...mmh..." just like onionbro
>nice, I'll go get it
>PATCHES
>>334748823
He sounds completely different from Siegward though. Also he behaves as if you just met
>>334749013
At the time I was speaking with him he had a pretty good Siegward impression, or atleast was smart enough to hide his own accent.
>>334749152
>he had a pretty good Siegward impression
You mean he said "mmmm" and "pickle" once. Although it's not your fault From likes writing one-note characters
>>334743065
Appeared in firelink on the upper floor without ever seeing him once before.
>>334738426
>Patches's ashes descrption
