Which one is worse?
Lol what if Slippy fucked Ashley
>>334650236
I can't look up Slippy's skirt.Doesn't stop me from fapping, though.
Slippy BY FAR. Dumb nigger makes it hard to get medals for having your whole crew survive. Ashley can fight back and I honestly can't remember a single instance where she died or caused me to die trying to save her.
>>334650236
>bitch button
>bad
ayy lmao
>>334650236
AAaah! Leon Help me!
>>334650546
well, ashley can't analyze enemy shields
Oh man, I'm gonna have to jack off!
>>334652180
well ashley can become litterally unkillable if whe wears a suit of armor? can slippy do that?
no, slippy would still be a retarded ass space frog just that this time hes wearing an armor
>>334652314
ashley doesn't know how to fly an arwing so she'd be even worse than slippy, and if slippy were in a zombie invasion he'd just jump to a safe place
>>334652802
>jump
you mean waddle
if ahsley was in space with her suit of armor shed still be unkillable
checkmate slippynieggers
>>334652873
I doubt that armor is space proof
Because Ashley has a vagina and you faggots make anything with a bloody slit a waifu, I pick her.
Slippy is based.
>>334650236
I can tell ashley to wait in the dumpster, she knows she`s useless, and she plays shit as safely as possible, compare slippy who keeps getting into aerial combat even though he`s a terrible pilot.
>>334652802
>Slippy
>immediately trying to get to a safe place
>implying he wouldn't be a cocky dumbass and bumrush himself into the middle of the biggest mob armed only with a screwdriver
I'd play still play it.
>>334653335
this
>>334650438
also this
OP is a fag
>>334653270
>LITTERALLY UNKILLABLE
>>334653335
>bitch is useless
>hides
LITTERALLY TRASH
>Slippy sucks
>still pilot
>put his teamates in danger cause they gotta bail his ass out
BUT HES TRYING
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slippy is hotter tho
>>334650438
Slippy
At least Ashley's role was clear
Slippy us supposed to be a decent pilot at worst
Slippy is literally the only team member actually worth keeping around from a gameplay standpoint.
From a story standpoint, Slippy is a fucking genius who built almost everything that Star Fox uses.
Literally the only thing wrong about Slippy is his VA's shitty directionI would say shitty VA, but they did pretty well during Slippy's SSBB cameo.
>>334654406
maybe
but hes still a green turd in my book
>>334654201
this
too bad he gets almost no r34 due to the whole "SLIPPY'S ANNOYING BECAUSE OF HIS VOICE" meme
it's like the fucking water temple at this point
![11f0c45d7c7aa69544a2e822a8e8626b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3OOSsWJ.jpg "11f0c45d7c7aa69544a2e822a8e8626b[1].jpg")
>>334651139
Fuck off.
>>334650236
Ashley has them big titties so I guess the Frog is worse
>>334654406
>but they did pretty well during Slippy's SSBB cameo
My nigga.
https://youtu.be/yNNvvymdceU?t=17m56s
>>334650236
Peppy, at least Ashley's fuckable.
>>334652314
>suit of armor
>not putting her on her "popstar" outfit and start jacking off furiously to her tits instead
Slippy has no sex appeal.
Don't you say I'm wrong, furries.
>>334654817
>not wanting an unkillable knight waifu
Fucking pleb
>>334654951
you can't fap to that
>>334654819
Neither does Ashley, faggot.
>>334655110
Not with that attitude
>>334655123
fite me
they're both cute in different ways
>>334655123
LIES
Slippy is way worst, since he's suppose to have training
Ashley is just a civilian
>Be me
>Play Star Fox SNES
>Make it to Venom 3 and get to those walls that move depending on what direction the arrow is facing
>Shoot it so it won't
>Slippy comes in and shoots it
>I die.
At least later versions gave Ashley that suit of armor so she's invulnerable and she never tried to kill me
>>334650236
I have a thing for short skirts.
>>334655723
Unkillable waifu best waifu amirite?
>>334656093
But that way you won't see her panties. I'd rather take the risk
>>334656380
>I want to see panties
How does it feel to be 17 years old anon?
Real men enjoy all panties, even if they dont see it. I dont need to see it to know it exist and I only need to know it exist to know what lies behind. The armor is like an extra layer that protects her pure body. It simply adds to the image of the pure maiden that lies inside.
Shes pure and that makes my dick diamonds. When I see her panties, the mystery disapears.
git gud
Hey slippy, I need you to help me with something, uh... ignore these cameras
>>334656997
slippy would do it cause hes a fuckign faggot
