Give me your funniest video game jokes
Show me that you have a good sense of humor
The Nintendo WiiU
The Playstation 4
$599 US dollars
The Xbox One
>>334584345
>>334584364
good start
pc fatzo goes to the pc store
just kidding, he orders his parts online like the fat lazy useless greasy disgusting vomit-inducing lardy unkempt revolting torpid humongous fuck he is
Video games are the joke these days.
Nigger
the cake is a lie
Final Fantasy XV
Worry no more, I got you covered!
Dorkly writes, not their jokes, them
Where do Shadows do their Christmas shopping?
Tart "aR" Us!
>>334584945
Jesus, not even Tim Buckley omes up with that
>>334584945
how the fuck are any of these fucking jokes?
They aren't even fucking puns!
>>334584945
These are beyond awful and it has nothing to do with the fact they are fucking minecraft jokes.
>>334584945
You started this thread just to post that, didn't you?
Still, Jesus El fucking Christ.
>>334584945
But in the stoneage is a better joke than all of these
You know those MMORPGs that let you group up for dungeons?
Why are there so many female characters?Because people play female characters.
What did zelda say to link when he couldn't unlock the door?triforce
>>334584945
Uh, I guess the bar is pretty low already, let me try
What did the Nameless One say in the modern remake of Planescape:Torment?Updated my livejournal
>>334584945
These are literally on the level of "Hey did you hear about the guy who fell of the roof? He died!" but it's Minecraft related so it's okay apparently.
How did the scarecrow win the award?He was outstanding in his field
What do you get if you give an indie game developer a budget of millions?
Nothing!
Why are kirby games so fucking shit?
They suck
Why are Amricans terrible at DOTA 2?Because they're terrible at defending towers
>>334584945
>What happened to the player who tried to tackle the enderdragon with a pickaxe?
>He was burnt to a crisp!
These are not jokes. How anyone in the world could possible consider these to be jokes confounds me. This is literally what 3 year old consider to be "funny jokes"
>>334585428
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>>334585663
Hue
>>334585428
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAH
fucking great david
>>334584303
>pack-a-punch
>more like punch-a-nigger-in-the-face-till-it-bleeds machine
>>334585663
Why was the Lord of Avernus kicked out of the mob?
He was a bad don.
If your mom was a Dota 2 hero, that'd make Pudge the second fattest hooker in the game.
Why cant Ganon surf the internet?
Because there are too many Links
>>334585663
Checked
>>334584945
Hm. Okay.
Man, I'm oblivious with women. I am. I miss so many social cues, if Widowmaker took all her clothes off and said to me, "I want you," I'd be like...
*turns head backwards*
Sorry, there's no one behind me; I think you're mistaken. Then she'd leave all disappointed, and I'd be standing there thinking, "wow, what a bitch. I was so nice to her and she didn't have sex with me."
*waits for laughter*
But, seriously. I miss so many cues... I miss so many Q's, you might as well call me Tracer.
>>334586330
What the fuck am I reading here?
>>334586330
You guys ever think about how hilarious it would be if Kratos caught syphilis, or something, along his way? Dude is fucking 10 chicks per game. He's going through them like they were about to come off sale. But, imagine it if he was about to fight Zeus, but all of a sudden he's like... "hold on, nigga. I gotta apply this shit to my dick."
>>334585663
>>334587017
kratos would apply zeus' face to his dick
>>334586330
>>334587017
I cringed.
What if Doomguy was at a party and some one said "whast your name"? haha
>>334584945
I laughed at the sheer stupidity.
>>334587017
And you see how real anime characters are getting? Final Fantasy is getting so real they're hiring actual hairdressers, clothing companies, and all that crazy shit. And they STILL look awkward. Like, I've never seen a boyband camping out before, but I'm sure it would look less retarded in real life.
>>334584303
my shitty meme
>>334584303
My daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.especially there such good size 'n all
I have a good oneEvolve
>>334587743
eh fuck you too
>>334584945
Why in the fuck do you even have that thing?
That's what I'm interested in.
>>334588497
Google minecraft jokes, it's not his and got posted on /v/ a bunch of times already.
>>334588416
>tfw actually bought the game when it launched
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWQXzGTzM1g
>>334588416
DO NOT BULLY EVOLVE
I WAS VICTIM OF 2K GAMES
Fallout 4
