ITT: We come up with absurd ideas for video games that no one would ever play.
>Waiting In Line At The Registry of Motor Vehicles Simulator 2016
>>334567476
you literally have to design your own weapon
>what its made out of
>its physical shape
>joints/rope/chain is any
>how to hold
>how to swing
All in physics based combat
>>334568102
This is a thread about stuff people wouldn't want to play.
>>334568157
it's beyond levels of toribash level complexity
not to mention no one would ever make it and if they did it would lag to shit
>>334568102
thats playable
>>334568268
Some people would play it simply out of curiosity regardless. Like how people play Big Rigs, it's absolute shit, but some people need to experience it for themselves.
>>334567476
VR automotive mechanic game, set in a REALLY shitty repair shop in Kentucky. You only get to service old Buick LeSabres, Fieros, and F150s.
>>334568482
That kinda gets me thinking. Why haven't we tapped into educational games for the VR meme yet?
You must type words and draw things to those words, the system will arbitrarily decide (randomly) if you won or lost the game. Losing the game causes epilepsy-triggering flashes and nausea-triggering rotations
It's a V.R. only game, yet it works with no motion controllers, or any controllers, for that matter.
>>334568558
normies don't want anything but FPS and meme games
you could make over $10000 if you made a game in unity where you press a button and the doge face pops up, with oculus rift support
Cute girls MadWorld
It's exactly like MadWorld except all the bosses and yourself are incredibly cute "I want to protect that smile" tier Lolis.
Until you brutally dismember every single one of them.
>>334567476
>Registry
Hello Massachusetts
Bioshock Infinite 2
>>334567476
OP clearly never played Bureaucracy
NEET simulator 2016 where you just sit on your computer and watch porn, fap and eat junk foodSomeone will make this and it's going to be memegame, and makes millions
>>334568663
But there's so much more to society VR can help with.
You could run accurate surgery simulations with just monitors and programming.
You could learn how to fix a car.
Practically every service-related job could save millions on equipment for training in exchange for a few VR headsets.
>>334567476
A game that downloads more and more child porn the farther you get.
>>334568829
Dastardly
>>334568946
trust me man i love the idea too, but the market share isn't there to get a dev team to make these sorts of games and turn a profit for their time and effort
>>334567476
Dog walking simulator
>>334569030
That's practically >>334568883
>>334569030
sad satan already did this to some degree
>Working at McDonald's simulator
>at a location in the inner cities
>you have to work full shifts in-game every session or you get fired and can't play the game any more
>>334569051
Fuck me I know what I'm doing with my life then.
Fucking cockbites only care about memes.
We can make a goddamn difference in the world with these stupid headsets and all people care about is let's plays and reddit.
>>334569212
>get the new bernie dlc
>get paid 15 an hour
>get instantly fired unless you take two shifts + overtime.
>if someone else plays more than you then you get fired instead.
A game where you try to fight off the school bullies, except you can't win.
>>334567476
BBC simulator.
simulate what its like for your girlfriend to fuck a BBC while you watch.
>>334568737
fags that like lolis are probably all fags that like guro, so this seems like something that would have a pretty big fanbase
>>334567476
4chan simulator.
its actual good discussion, no memes, no images.
I don't know about you guys but I actually really like thinking about traditionally stupid ideas for games and wondering if there was some way, with enough creativity, to make it fun and stay true to the concept. I like thinking of the most mundane IRL situations as possible.
>Volunteer crossing guard game
Having to multitask between 4 streets, the cars in them and pedestrians walking, deep brooding story involving romance options and endings depending on your performance. Last boss/stage is something like during a hurricane.
>>334569412
Actually most Lolicon prefer just cute stuff with their Lolis.
But like every other fetish bracket there are lolicons with less than vanilla tastes.My personal favorite is lolidom just due to how entertaining a concept of a little girl Domming the shit out of someone is
>>334569454
firewatch is already taking steps in that direction
It's a shooting game that simulates real gunshot sounds. If you play without hearing protection you'll get TIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>334569061
That shit sells, look at Nintendogs
>>334569638
Sounds like Ben Kuchera's nightmare.
>>334569539
I seriously don't get it, man. Kids are gross and under-developed.
>>334569638
>>334569638
Oh shit son tie with what
>>334570023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tekhh7Iy-sM
>>334568482
>implying that couldn't make a great premise for a mystery game
>learn more about the various plot threads by the shit left in people's cars
>strike up conversation before and after repairs to learn more about the customers
checkers
>>334567476
We're in the age of Steam and mobile, market a game the right way and there's literally nothing people won't buy.
>>334570835
Do you think that bubble will pop eventually? What do you think will take it's place?
>Accountant game
I think if done too literally it would just be a way more boring "Papers Please" but if you took a number crunching theme and made a puzzle game with it maybe something could happen.
One of those bizzaro dentist flash games for Disney characters.
>>334567476
You joke, but I'd probably like that game
This is coming from the same person who was addicted to Papers Please's endless mode
>>334569930
That's why I find it funny.
And honestly you try to explain why you have your fetishes.
We can wait.
Most the time it's just what you find attractive. Not the lolicon's fault that's just how they think.http://exhentai.org/g/823908/03fc0bcecb/
A VR game that is just basically flashing lights that hurt your brain with DLC of flashing lights of other colors out of the ass
this
>>334567476
A brutal, adult version of Pokemon where you train them like in dog fights and they rip open each other's throats in the fight.
>>334572212
Sponsored by PETA and will be buggy as fuck and only exist to make a statement with Ronald McDonald as the final boss
>>334571017
as disturbing as they were, look at the amount of people on /v/ alone who played them. morbid curiosity.
A military game so realistic that if you violate the code of military justice or any legal conventions that would be considered viable grounds for court-martial, your computer kills itself. Overheat the CPU, spin hard drive extremely fast, full voltage on everything.
Office Simulator 2017
A game where you work an enrty-level 9-5 office shift in real time, where 1 hour of it is boring paperwork/accounting/database entry, another hour is your lunch break, and the rest is idly occupying your own time trying to look busy because there's fuck-all actual work that needs to be done and you were only hired to meet your department's employee quota.
Successfully playing it requires you to put in the full 8 hours of playtime every day. Not being active and at your desk when the boss checks in is a strike, and too many strikes will get you fired. Making a mistake on your paperwork will get you fired. Not leaving a consistent record of your "working" activities will get you fired. A co-worker filing harassment against you will get you fired. When you get fired, you have to submit applications for a new job in real time which have a 1/2048 chance of being open, each with a 1/2048 chance of hiring you.
The game has a happiness meter that starts off pretty low, and you can make minor choices such as choosing where to go to eat, choosing which co-worker to talk to, etc. None of your choices have any effect on your happiness. Only little bursts of luck have any effect on happiness (finding a dollar outside, kind of tripping in the hallway, etc.), and the effect only lasts for 3 seconds before it reverts back to its original state.
rush-hour traffic simulator
sleep simulator
its just a black screen
>>334573282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toqIM2dAuQo
>>334569061
I remember playing that an arcade once. You had to steer the dog while powering it by walking on the treadmill. If you didn't walk hard enough you'd lose since you'd run out of time
>>334575157
>killing yourself is the good ending
>>334575157
tell me more about you're life
