Save the princess
Continuing from >>334498613
>>334516139
real pic is too lewd for an OP
>>334516203
You become a horrifying and incomprehensible eldritch abomination (with no actual tentacles).
are we continuing off the face sit post or are we just restarting from here?
>>334516203
lood
>>334516227
we ayylmao now?
>>334516227
that was fast
>>334516203
As it turns out, there's still some transformation left in her.
MORE TITS, ASS, HIPS, AND THICK AS FUCK THIGHS.
I CAST FIST
>>334516203
and then she farted
>>334516248
>>334516203
-oop
Alright then, Hero pushes her off, tears her clothes off and /ss/ begins
>>334516227
Fuck.
Just.
Fuck.
I don't care anymore.
>>334516227
You cancel that transformation with the power of protagonist.
(A ancient evil awakens).
Adam Sandler, High Vizier of Sand comes to kill everyone.
>>334516203
time to reveal that we were a cute futa girl all along
>>334516203
>stilettos
why
>>334516227
>>334516203
suddenly SPACE PIRATES
they gon REMODEL SOME SHITHOLES
>>334516227
First post worst post
>>334516203
Princess also sits on face and makes out with horror lady
>>334516227
Fuck me and fuck you.
>>334516389
an 8 and a 9
Requesting the demon gain a bit more of an hourglass figure, don't know about your fucks but I for one don't find fat thighs and chubby legs to be hot
>>334516227
>with no actual tentacles
THEN WHAT'S THE PURPOSE
FUCK
>>334516635
This
The stupid thicc meme has completely ruined /v/, THAT'S NOT THICK YOU DIPSHITS, IT'S FAT. LEARN THE DIFFERENCE
>>334516227
FAPFAGS KEKED AGAIN
I LOVE IT
>>334516709
Speeding things up.
>>334516227
We /eldritch/ now.
>>334516635
>>334516796
Well I don't know about you fucks but I don't give a shit. Go get free lewds somewhere else you faggots.
>>334516796
If you're so smart then be a dear and show us all a visual representation of 'Thicc' vs 'Fat'.
There's literally no difference.
Fuck off.
>>334516796
No that's thicc you gaywad
>>334516227
>people wouldnt fuck an eldritch abomination/xeno
where do you think we are?
There's no better feeling than cucking porn fags.
They got cucked hardcore in the gamestop threads, hopefully they do here too.
Ryan Styles appears to help you save the princess.
>>334516796
Thicc is fat.
Thick is big ass, relatively normal upper body with or without big tits.
>it's a "one drawfag takes requests and turns the threads into shitty fetish adventures rather than anon's solving the problem of saving the princess" thread
why are these all like this now
>>334516849
You have really really naughty sex with the all three girls and using your newly grown tentacles
>>334517096
Because /v/ is boring
>>334517104
are you actually illiterate
>>334517153
>>334517096
You're even worse.
You obviously don't get the point of a CYOA
>>334517096
We all worked out that fapping to custom porn is way better than some faggy adventure. We have notapaladin for that anyways
>>334517096
fad
>>334517104
Shit reroll
>>334517183
He grows tentacles anyways because fuck not having any tentacles.
>>334517096
>>334517096
>>334517096
Fucking this.
At least the anon who wanted farts wanted fun, these faggots just want to see porn.
>>334517096
the princess is doing fine
>>334517264
This. The plot is led by the people.
If you want a quality story, GET THE GET.
>>334517281
That's not the drawfag you fagfag
>>334517096
This
I wish, just once, we could have an adventure where we set off to save her, shit goes down, antagonist shows up, we fight, we free princess and get our victory kiss
That's all I want, but every thread is always just "OOOH ooh, fuck that, fuck that"
>>334517430
That's why I like the Gamestop threads. Pornfags are getting cucked hard in those.
>>334517430
Get the GETs then.
>>334516139
>the ancient evil gains 100 lbs as she squashes
>>334517430
Get good. You have every opportunity to get the reply that has what you want, if you keep an eye on when an image comes up and you know how to time your posts it's easy to get over 50% of the instructions.
>>334517264
But all you sperglords do is spam muh fetishes and ruin the point of it.
Back when these threads started, it was really great and creative, and sure you can add a couple sexual stuff, but you're all overdoing it.
>>334516227
I'm going to have to reduce your base charisma points.
>>334517430I mean, I could writefag that later tonight if Anons want.
>Semi-railroaded choices with write-in, first to 3
>>334517096
Yes.
>>334517501
Fuck off.
>>334517430
>>334517306
>>334517096
Fucking pussies.
Fuck off and make your own shit if this triggers you that much.
>>334517430
Stop being butthurt, the people have spoken and found your ideas shit.
>>334517562
And then you turn back to normal. The dark goddess farts on your face, making you cum so hard you die.
RESET
>>334517562
Can the bear trap just turn into a trap herself with a whole gimmick of bear trap clothing or some shit by the power of the protag's farts?
>>334517562
She farts on you and turns you into a pretty demon girl
>>334517562
quickly, enter her ass
>>334517562
Aaaaand I'm out.
>>334517562
Fight the demon in your new form.
>>334517562
Revert to normal and expand dong
>>334517562
You're in the process of turning into PC-tan and then fuck the ancient evil.
>>334517639
Well, fuck.
>
>>334517639
Fuck it all.
>>334517562
WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
>>334517639
Burn all trap fags, fart tier fetish
>>334517562
What the fuck?!!! NO NO mom uses magic to heal you, apparently you shouldn't touch the butt of the demon
For the love of god can we all agree to undo >>334517562
For the next get?
remember me
>>334517639
>That wording
We're getting a reverse-trap that wears a bear trap and nothing else, WOO!
>>334517639
WHY ARE OUR FARTS SO MAGICAL
>>334517569
Writefag I need your assistance.
It's for/ctt/
What's the fastest way to contact you?
>>334517562
Succumom and the ancient evil settle it it a purely pugilistic manner.
>>334517821
don't twist my words fuccboi, i want a trap not a reverse trap
>>334517562
you unleash the mean meme beam
Why the fuck are there so many CYOAs threads on /v/ now? This is even less vidya than LOL threads.
Fuck off to /tg/, they have like 20 ongoing CYOAs at any given time
>>334517569
Sucumom forcing princess to lose her virginity to get son
Sucumom gets in there too
Billy Mays soars in on an attack helicopter made of freshly pressed hamburgers. After taking a large chug of Oxyclean, he drops nuclear bombs on everything. The scenario ends. The princess was not rescued.
>>334517562
You rub your ''arms'' all over that demon's ass
>>334517891
Because unlike the rest of them this is fun and more active than /tg/
>>334517897
nice
>>334517891
It was originally based on original video game related ways to do things, but then it got more sexual, and it turned to CYOA, and everything turned to shit.
>>334517562
You hide inside the dress of the princes and you lick her butt
>>334517801
Yes, but what the fuck.
>2 eyes floating between neck and arms
>an ear on each arm
>A random hole in torso with a line in it
>>334517856
Gimme a link and if I can do things, I may pop in.
>>334517895
Naw dawg, if we go, we go on a new plot. I don't hijack except for one-offs.And I'm not a good smut writer.
>>334517891
They're better than at least half the shit on /v/. I'll take these over e-celeb and console war faggotry anyday.
>>334517562
Invert the colors of the world with your new found powers.
>>334518030
Sure go for it, a real adventure this time.
>>334518030
>Gimme a link
I got an email that okay?[email protected]
I'm stuck onwriting 5 roller skating stripteases at the same time and I cant figure out how to fucking describe this shit because I never thought I'd get to this point.green text formatting
Colin Mochrie makes a cameo appearance.
>>334517562
You fart harder until you are covered with your farts, suddenly you are back to normal, with a boner
>not referring to traps as her
bunch of homsexausl thea lot of you
>>334517562
these threads are the best thing to happen to /v/ in a long time
>>334517897
good end
>le fart fart, fuck the princess
>mmmm oh god, this shitty mspaint futa gets me so hard fap with me /v/ no homo
These threads are shit.
>>334518383
you're shit
>>334518241
>Roller skating striptease
You're suicidal.
Cop out or go nuts. You'll find your audience doesn't much mind weak writing.I found that out after a number of threads on /tg/. They want something they can enjoy and they fill in the blanks themselves.
If going for sensual, focus on the women. If going for sexual, quick and dirty, talk about them striping out on tricks and shit.
>>334518224
Kay, lemme put some shit together. I'll be up in like 2-3 hours.
>>334518383
I was disappointed in the THICK tonight
Wasn't as hot as I was hoping
>>334518383
LE TRAP
>>334517975
There really should be a /cyoa/ board for all the CYOAs, roll games, etc..
>>334518160
>I'd rather do this than talk about video games
Then why the fuck are you on /v/
>>334518383
you forgot
>THICK
>now it's a trap lol
>>334518383
than either leave or roll better digits to change it
>>334518383
>le
All that greentext yet your post contained no substance.
Whatever gets anonymous street cred these days I suppose.
all of this fetish shit is trash
where the video games
>>334518631
Man, you sure burned that anonymous memer on 4chan tonight
Gonna brag to your waifu when you get home from a long day of posting Pepes?
>>334518607
A bear trap is getting turned into an actual trap, stop being such a whiny little bitch, you sound gayer than them.
>>334518493
>You're suicidal.
I'm writing this because I roller skate a lot and fuck me I just don't know how to fucking handle describing it.
I have pretty much everything I need BUT describing the striptease. I can't do that slow shitI made some great jokes though.was this or NTR and I decided not to piss off anons
>>334518702
Then yeah, you made the 100% right choice, albeit much harder. Good luck.
>>334518493
What's the deal, Writefag?
What're you gonna do, just type the story or something?
Are there gonna be images to go along with it?
Will this even be CYOA or just straight up read-this-adventure?
Let's have one where the princess is the one saving the warrior.
>>334517639
1 princess, 1 milf, 1 thick, 1 trap, 0 functional genitalia
>>334518779
>Good luck
I'm at war with my dick already
Thanks Writefagif i turned on my trip this thread would be derailed to no end.
>>334518962
How's about ya make your own thread
>>334519001
assimilate the trap
>>334518493
Where ya gonna post it, here or another board?
>>334519001
Trump drops the nuke. Everyone dies. Scenario ends.
>>334519001
The Princess is so sick of this fucking shit that she breaks herself out and decides that she's had enough of anyone's bullshit.
So she takes Sucumom and they go have hot lesbian sex on a nearby castle while the Dark Godess turns you back into a regular human and cuts your dick off.
>>334518962
Let's have one where you start your ownthread, shit head.
>>334518962
Haha
While we're at, let's make /v/ the villian
Get with the times, grandpa
>>334519001
And then the dark goddess farted, killing everyone.
Mission failed.
>What will you do?
>Something fetish related happens to the girl
>Now what?
>Something happens so you can't fuck her
>Something fixes it
>Something messes it up again
>An hour later here's the imgur link because blue board
Can we just skip to the single image porn?
>>334519001
hug the trap
>>334518879
It's gonna be pure text, artists can input if they feel like it.
It's gonna be a set few options with first to 3 votes, write-ins accepted.
I'm curious to see how long we can keep it going too.
>>334519018
Oh no
>>334519001
Turn back into a human and start this orgy.
>>334519018
I SUPPORT THIS
>>334519001
Eldridge/hero turns into a thicc woman
Princess, Sucumom, demon, and hero gang up on the unsuspecting trap.
>>334519039
Trump doesn't exist in this adventure, post discarded.
>>334519018
>>334519018
damn son
>>334517801
Oh god more please!!
>>334519008
>derailed over a trip
That narrows it down to like 3 people... what the fuck.
>>334519024
On /v/, and there's going to be vidya premise.
Turning off trip, fading until 2 hours from now or so.
>>334519053
>let's make /v/ the villain
DON'T EVER, EVER, BRING THAT UP AGAIN
>>334519018
At least our dong will expand
>>334519018
I hate my life
>>334519018
>>334519243
Just show the Trap riding our new Shoggoth nightmare form.
>>334519243
but all /v/ love you, c´mon
>>334519018
Yes
>>334519039
Too fucking close
>>334519018
Abandon thread.
>>334519243
You brought this on yourself
The word assimilate is flexible.
>>334519018
so does that mean we become a shota?
>>334519243
by "assimilate" he means hop on her head and turn into a functional and stylish hat
>>334519219banana
>>334519193
>That narrows it down to like 3 people... what the fuck.
Yeah, I know. Either way I'll be here shitting up threads and arguing. That or data stuff for vidya or typing
>>334519243
Welcome to the club
>>334519306
>all /v/ love you
That's like a limbless, disease-ridden animal licking your hand
>>334516139
>>334516203
holy crap who is that semon demon!?
>>334518962
she is going to cuck the warrior with the black knight isn't she?
>>334519018
We aldrich now
>>334519018
What did he mean by this?
>>334519219
Can someone explain
>>334519410
An ancient evil
>>334517096
>>334517430
Just go to notapaladins threads, they're the one that don't at least become fuck this and fuck that level.
>>334519295
> not showing hero as a cute shota now that he absorbed the trap
/ss/
/SS/
>>334519437
We turn into the trap. Most likely serious /ss/ shenanigans ensue.
>>334519481
Actually yeah..
>>334519243
We're a 3 headed trap with bad skin and 3 arms. There.
>/ss/
>/ss/
>/ss/
Why is the hero canonically a little boy?
>>334519529
Yes this
>>334519617
because we're allmanchildren
>>334519617
>>334519617
So we can relate to him easier.
>>334519310
Where you at doc
We need him now more than ever
Have your apprentice save you
>>334519617
Because /v/ is full of virgin neckbeards wishing to experience something they missed out on due to their crippling social autism and lack of friends with hot moms
>>334519710
This
We are all little boys here anon
>>334519825
In other words, fun things are not fun.
>>334519863
Maybe I should have worded it differently to not trigger the autistically defensive
>>334519825
U mad you didn't get to drink with your normie buddies, faggot?
>>334519018
>make an overcomplicated eldritch design
I can only blame myself.
>>334519243
that wasn't me, don't force me to be a tripfag
>>334519981
The Princess is so sick of this fucking shit that she breaks herself out and decides that she's had enough of anyone's bullshit.
So she takes Sucumom and they go have hot lesbian sex on a nearby castle while the Dark Godess turns you back into a regular human and cuts your dick off.
>>334519981
now woo the villain
>>334519981
Split yourself into 4 beings, 2 girls, a trap, and a regular guy.
>>334519981
Fuck succumom
>>334519981
SUCCUMOM PURIFIES US AND TURNS US INTO A CUTE HALF-TRAP SHOTA
>>334519981
IT MAKES YOU TURN INTO THE TRAP
>>334519981
Split up and become TWO traps
>>334519997
wew lad
>>334519981
Explode
>>334519981
use your eldritch powers to become a dreamboat and then do this >>334520029
>>334519997
I...
I give up.
>>334520047
This please
>>334519995
>Copy pasting
Let it go anon
>>334519997
>>334519998
>>334520029
>>334520047
2 of these are good, 2 are bad.
AND THEY'RE ALL WITHIN 30 SECONDS.
FUCK.
>>334519997
>>334519998
>>334520047
>>334519997
>>334519981
make it a four way with the villian, succumom, and the princess
>>334519997
>>334519998
>>334520029
789
789
789
DRAWFAG, PLEASE
>>334519981
realize that you have had enough silly shenanigans and actually get back to work saving princess
can we all agree to just to turn into fucking normal
>>334519997
>>334519998
>>334520029
>>334520047
Do all of these at once
>>334519981
This all was just a bad dream and you are at home sleeping
>>334520245
Get 7-9 if you want things to change, kiddo.
>>334519825
>>>334519617
>Because /v/ is full of virgin neckbeards wishing to experience something they missed out on due to their cripplin social autism and lack of friends with hot moms
>missed out on
Nice projecting
20s is still youth, especially for men. Stop freaking out because you had limited experiences in high school. That's not uncommon.
>>334518962
[Glass breaks]
Princess reveals she is rule 63 stone cold Steve Austin.
Goatee and all.
>>334519997
>>334519998
>>334520029
>>334520047
i think im gonna go lie down
>>334519960
Do you need a hug? You are being autistically aggressive.
>>334520324having sexual experiences before you're 18 (or at least 16) is traumatic as fuck. /ss/ is pure fantasy anyway
>>334519981
Everyone is unhappy
That makes me happy.
>>334519981
>>334520415
>/ss/ is pure fantasy anywayhttp://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/ontario-teacher-accused-of-36-sex-crimes-making-pornography-involving-youths-aged-12-to-15
A Nuke appears.
ASSIMILATE.
>>334520402
You're being a passive aggressive fuckwad like him.
>lol u 2
I'm being explicitly aggressive.
>>334519997
>>334519998
>>334520029
>>334520047
Yeaaaaah next time keep it to one number
I wish we had more farts.
HOLY SHIT
CAN WE JUST RESTART OR SOMETHING?
THIS THREAD IS SO FUCKED RIGHT NOW, IT'D BE A GODSEND IF THE MODS DELETED IT
>>334519998
Fuck me.
Literally one second off.
>>334520415
>having sexual experiences before you're 18 (or at least 16) is traumatic as fuck.
I had sex at 17 and it wasn't traumatic at all. I mean, there was a lot of blood, and she didn't enjoy it, but it wasn't traumatic.
But yeah, shit has nothing on late 20's sex. Light years better. The only difficult thing is finding hot women now.
>>334520534
Who are you quoting? :^)
Evil bitch casts a spell and nobody can fart anymore.
>>334519981
>become real
>be assimilated straightaway
>>334519997
>>334519998
>>334520029
>>334520047
When did it everything go batshit insane
All I wanted is a fuckable trap.
>>334520415
I first had sex at 13. Shit was cash.
>>334520715
U can be ;)
>>334520715
Serves you right, fag.
A STAND ARROW PIERCES YOUR GODLY FORM.
Quick, name your new stand ability!
Did anyone else think the ending to ERASED was shit?
Specifically the last two episodes.
>>334520823
Shut the fuck up, mom.
>>334520817
I don't want to be one, I want to fuck one.
>>334520863
I'll suggest in the next CYOA since I didn't get what I want so get fucked.
>>334520882
[BRICK IN ZA WALL]Does anyone have that Trump Stand pic/webm
>>334520882
The ability to gain strength from breastmilk!
>>334520930
Why not be the trap AND fuck a trap?
>>334520882
[Glory Hammer]
>>334520978
I'm too manly to be one.
>>334520882
Our stand BITES ZA DUSTO back to the beginning of this shitshow.
>>334520930
>implying I won't unchange it so your gay shit won't exist
Just like in real life, fag.
>>334520882
「Read the Manga」
>This thread
>>334521074
I'd like to see you try, you insecure faggot.
Bet you really would enjoy getting your ass railed like the little whiny bitch you are.
>>334520882
「IT AIN'T ME」
>>334521303
assimilate everything
>OP said fuck it and left
GG no re
>>334521303
And then the dark goddess turned into a giantess!
Uh oh, I think she has to fart...
>>334521303
Succumom uses her stand powers, undoes the eldritch transformation and doubles all the girls' bust size
>>334521303
With all of this happening, the Princess breaks out of her bonds and leaps into the air, ripping off her dress to revealSHE WAS INFACT A GREY KNIGHT READY TO PURGE THE DAEMONs AND MUTANTs>>334521303
WHERE'S THE VIDYA?
>>334521303
Succumom and Dark Goddess heal us into a cute half-trap.
>This thread
>>334521303
Better than anything I could have imagined.
10/10
>>334521329
Fuck.
You.
And everything else too.
I'm done.
>>334521329
>>334521329
god
fucking
damn it
>>334521337
>about to complain about fetish shit
>then realize that it's my fetish
hmm
>>334521229
>literal faggot projects gay fantasy onto someone else as either a shit attempt at an insult or a shit attempt at being funny
>or both
What a surprise.
>>334521329
holee FUCK
>>334521329
GODDAMMIT FUCK THIS SHIT
>>334521303
She transforms character into human again and pleases him
>>334520663
This.
Having sex as a teenager is a great moral booster, but don't freak out if it takes you a but longer. As long as you're experienced by your mid twenties then you have enough time to make up for it.
That's why wizard status starts at 30. It's the point at which you're literally too old to make up for what you missed out on.
>>334521329
NOOOOO. NOOO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I'M OUT.
>>334521337
Best result fucked by >>334521329
