How many people did he kill again?
>>334504721
Is that Agent Seeley Booth?
Over 50 confirmed kills
Drake dindu nuffin he a good boy
>>334505464
Y'all putting the fatman down
>>334505828
This is one of the stupidest fucking Reddit-tier complaints ever brought up with a video game.
>hurr lyke why do u kill so many bad guys in an Indiana Jones-inspired Hollywood blockbuster action game lyke wtf u guise this is so wrong ;_;
>>334508415
UC4 confirmed for shit
three, soon to be four shitty games worth.
>>334505380
Bones confirmed for best Crime drama
OVER 9000 SHOOP DA WOOPS FTW IN MY ROTFCOPTER IN MY LOLERSKATES
Will Drake ever pay for his many crimes?
>>334504721
Going for a stealth play through, killing as little enemies as possible.
Redemption Drake.
>>334509387
Wasn't this addressed in UC3 by basically saying Drake is a homicidal maniac?
>>334510086
(You)
In Tomb Raider 3 Lara kills
>a whole tribe in the Pacific
>a bunch of museum guards in London
>every single serviceman in Area 51, after she was caught trespassing
And I don't remember people calling her a sociopath. Only complaints about killing endangered species.
>>334512438
>statutory rape
Is there anything I don't know about ole Sally?
Everything was in self-defense. If he tried to talk things out, he WOULD BE KILLED.
>>334508415
>matured beyond that
On the Uncharted collection they've added new trophies for playing as donut drake. Did they grow out of it in the past 3 months?
>>334512886
Isn't Lara a straight up criminal?
>>334504721
>Brown
>People
Try harder next time.
>>334508415
oy vey
>>334513009
Barmaids, I'm guessing. They talk about "young" ones in the first game. First time playing that and even this time a bit, I got such a strong vibe that he was going to betray you.
![130621_keyboardgeniuses_goombastomp[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FCzJomw.jpg "130621_keyboardgeniuses_goombastomp[1].jpg")
>>334504721
How many goombas did Mario curbstomp? How many koopas did he kill with their own shells.
All while screaming "yahoo!" or "Yippee!".
Are you scared when you hear, "It's a me, Mario!"?
>>334513121
literally everything she does is illegal so yeah i would call her a criminal.
it's tomb RAIDER not tomb licensed explorer who proceeds to put things in museums
what kind of music do you guys think nathan drake likes
>>334513717
Normie shit
MUH LEWDO-NARRATION DISTANCE
>>334513889
PENTATONIX AWAYYY
>>334513717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BngxKer9ROc
>>334504721
How many loaves of bread have you eaten?
>>334513620
Koopas and Goombas are not people
>>334512886
Which is why Tomb Raider Angel of Darkness being a sequel to 1-5 is hilarious.
>oh no, I'm being framed for the death of my mentor, such injustice
Yeah, but you still killed countless innocents, Lara.
>>334514004
he probably has the 3rd strike ost on repeat
>>334514096
Mario game portray them as intelligent and sentient beings.
>>334512886
Big titties Anon
>>334514319
ps4 looks better tbqh
>>334513104
>>334508415
>PR
>not lying
Pick one.
>>334514096
Most serial killers start out by killing animals before they move up to bigger things.
>>334512181
/Thread
>>334511886
>Bones confirmed for best Crime drama
>NOT pic related
Why live?
>>334513620
Naw. They just get knocked out. he jumps on them or knocks them off screen and they make funny noises and then they wake up and go back to their wife and kids for the evening.
>>334514651
What about Yoshi eating them?
>>334514686
Haha
>>334504721
Most of them were English people, pirates, or hispanics so it's okay.
This is a video game, not pixar movie.. woah
>>334512438
It would've been interesting if UC4 introduced a Zenigata type character who's been investigating Drake's "work" for years.
DRAAAAAAAKE
If people were shooting at you would you shoot back?
>>334514686
Then they get murdered.
Unless you follow the idea that all the characters are just "in a play" or whatever. Then I guess they just walk off screen.
So really just how little did /v/ care about Doughnut Drake until he was removed and could be used for shitposting?
>>334514759
>Naughty Dog makes cinematic games
>Insomniac gets a movie based on their property first
>>334514906
He was fun to replay a chapter in.
That's about it.
Really, though - has anyone ever counted up how many people minimum he needs to kill in each game? It's got to have breached 600, maybe a thousand by now.
>>334514906
I've played all 3 and didn't know he was in it until he was removed.
>>334514837
this nigga got cucked real hard at the end of the Uncharted 2.
>>334514906
Same way I cared about fish bladder being part of my Guinness.
>>334504721
why does he look so goddamn different
>>334512181
Oi Vey
>>334512886
All women are crazy.
>>334513717
Shitty dad rock.
>>334513661
It belongs in a museum!
>>334518796
found the /mu/ underage
>>334512886
I'd like to play a game where you should capture her.
New drake is so sexy
>>334504721
Thousands. It was a bit funny how in the first mission of Uncharted 2 he strongly objected to murdering people even though he killed many hundreds of people in the previous game, and then he goes and kills many, many hundreds more.
>>334505828
>>334508415
rip any and all hype for this game
another great company gone to shit
>>334504721
Nobody cares because he's a qt
>>334511886
Is this bait? Shows that are in such a league ahead of Bones they're not even in the same universe:
>The Sopranos (the best television show ever made)
>The Wire
>The Shield
>True Detective season 1
>Breaking Bad
>>334521414
good taste, but Seinfeld is the greatest TV program ever put on a Television Screen.
>>334521791
>Seinfeld is the greatest TV program ever put on a Television Screen.
>>334522434
simplicity is a virtue. literally anyone can sit down and enjoy Seinfeld's timeless humor.
Sopranos is 2nd best for me.
>>334504721
How will /v/ react when UC4 gets a 95 metascore?
