Is he the next Phil Fish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRR-qRGhaRU
Phill Fish atleast released his game
>>334434265
He kinda took the work of others and put his name under it.
Didn't Phil Fish make a decent game, at least that's what i've heard.
Literally who
>>334433997
in terms of faggotry? if so, He's about par for the course when it comes to the indy scene.
The indie scene is 99% Phil Fish
Everyone is a fucking hipster
>>334434405
Falco Girgis.
>>334434405
>>334434171
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1945059142/elysian-shadows-next-gen-2d-rpg
Jesus christ this looks bad
>iPhojmne earphones
>gay bracelet
>cigar
dear god this faggotry is overwhelming
>>334434547
HAHAHAHAHA
>>334434359
He owns the property, therefore it's his unless anybody wants to take up the matter in court.
And it got released.
>>334434369
He was an actor hired by microsoft to promote fez. Reason he had a tantrum and quit making games was because his contract was over.
>>334434689
jesus christ he's a wreck
Nah, even Phil Fish got some awards and public recognition for Fez.
In the other hand, this annoying bald fuck still haven't finished his game.
>>334434689
>>334434547
>>334433997
>>334434171
>dreamcast
>ouya
>been in development for 10 years
>got owned by murder miners devs
>literally a problem classes betacuck numale
Holy fuck
>>334434171
>a giant fungal infection eating away at my asshole
>>334434927
>>got owned by murder miners devs
I HAVE A NEED FOR THIS INFORMATION
nope, this guy is a literally who only known somewhat on /v/ because of how vocal he's been with his fuckups
there are lots of kickstarter games in development hell but you don't hear about them because the devs just go dark, That Which Sleeps for example.
>>334434927
Owned by Murder Miners? First I hear of this, how?
>>334434927
>ignoring/missing the Ayn Rand shirt
Come on nigga.
>developing for Dreamcast
Wait what the fuck
Friendly reminder that he drugged and raped a girl.Don't tell tumblr.
>>334435072
Look up Gyrovorbis vs Jfail on youtube
He used to make fun of Jforce for not knowing what they're doing, for being too interested in money, and also made fun of one of the guys for being bald... Then a few years later, Falco is balding and is getting a hair transplant this month, is already months past the Kickstarter due date for his game with no progress in sight, and is clearly only in it for the money
He got fucking wrecked by JForce.
>>334435072
>>334435117
>>334435248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRC5NNv5L8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmnM47R1h4Y
>>334435176
>I figured at least the sexual activity would keep her CNS from shutting down
>>334435248
How long is the devtime thus far? How many people are working on it? Most importantly, what is this guy? Coder? Designer? Because from what I see of screenshots there can't be any actual artists.
>>334435176
Wow that's turbo fucked up
>>334433997
Phil released a mediocre/crap game he at least made without taking a bunch of shmucks money beforehand
>>334435517
10+ years
2, he has had something like 40 members over the years
He is the coder
The only other member is the artist
Most recent person he hired was his best friend Coleman who made this music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3JuZvrNMKk
>>334434689
>This culture is full of self-important arrogant man-children
The ironing!
>>334435750
That's why untalented people shouldn't make games
indie games was a mistake
>>334435750
Holy shit that music, what the fuck
>those horribly out of place 808 snares and terrible horns
Also 10 years and 40 team members for an RPGMaker game? Jesus Christ
He's worse. At least phil fish has a game to his name.
>>334435176
what the fuck
>>334433997
No because his game is literally never going to come out and make millions of dollars
>>334435660
wasn't his game state funded tho? but yeah at least he delivered
>>334434171
How old is this child?
>>334434573
I'd like to see what you look like you fucktard
>>334434880
Do you even have a CLUE what level of stress I am under?
>>334435081
Or maybe people know who me and my project are because we had a HIGHLY successful kickstarter, we have a full engine and toolkit, a game, a well respected game development youtube series, and you're a fucking pussy.
>>334435750
More like eight years to learn to program, develop a cross-platform multimedia framework, engine, and SDK along with a game all while producing a documentary-style video series on the side.
>>334436328
26 years young.
Here's the link to the elysian shadows fan chatroom on skype if anybody wants to do some subtle trolling: https://join.skype.com/tFp83ikScDdh
>>334435176
I'm just as mad about the fact that he publicly talks about this online, what an idiot
>>334436509
Holy hell, he's 26? That hairline makes him look about 40
>>334436509
You're not even funny.
>>334435750
>40 members in and out
No fucking wonder.
>>334436784
>yfw he is engaged to a tranny who is used goods
Somebody should post this shit on /pol/, /r/gamerghazi, and /r/gamergate just so we can get some more of his meltdown videos when he can't handle anything outside of his hugbox
>>334434689
>25
Jesus, I guess I must be some complete fuccboi because this guy looks early-thirties at least compared to me.
Why the fuck is he developing for the Dreamcast?
>>334436784
He really looks unhealthy for someone that young. It isn't just his hair, his whole face looks a decade older than it should. He really must have been taking all those drugs he talked about.
>>334437263
More like mid 30s. And stress will do it to you. Is he in denial, or is he merely delusional about his games progress?
This is literally a picture to "show progress" from the last kickstarter update in december of last year
You can't make this shit up.
>>334437409
I think he started developing this game before the dreamcast was shitcanned
>>334435176
How is he even still in business after posting stuff like that? This shit is career/social suicide worthy.
>>334437614
>he started developing this game before the dreamcast was shitcanned
Holy shit. That's like 15 years.
>>334437702
making a kickstarter campaign doesn't mean you're 'in business'
>>334437702
>>334437841
and iirc his only "employees" are his friends
>>334437759
This guy is dreaming if he thinks he'll be able to finish it.
Could this ironically be a masterpiece given how shit it is?
>>334435750
>10+ years
All the money is long gone then.
It has to have been used up in the first four years. By now I don't even know what they'd be living on.
>>334437934
He only has one employee, some goobergater artist who has also never made a game
>>334433997
>Falcoed
>>334434689
>Verbally annihilate you
FUS RO DAH
>>334437841
What I meant is I don't understand how people still support him or would accept to review/market his ""game"".
>>334437992
The kickstarter was about 2 years ago
They are supposed to get 150,000 from OUYA but they were bought by Razer so he said he's waiting to get money from them but has to have a "running demo" first
He is also getting bought out by Watermelon, who are joining the team to finish the game
So he probably has some money, but he's too retarded to ever actually make anything, especially since if you read what he promised in interviews and the kickstarter page, it's basically "THIS GAME HAS EVERY FEATURE KNOWN TO MAN"
>>334437995
he also has one of his shitty friends doing music for him >>334435750
I'm starting to think Phil is the one making these threads. Falco is a terrible person but nobody will ever be quite as evil as Phil.
phil fish actually released a game
>>334438189
Nah he said in the chat >>334436684 that they had to fire him
Good thing they payed the dude for half a year to make those shitty chiptunes though
>>334436509
>Do you even have a CLUE what level of stress I am under?
why did you start a kickstarter for a game when you couldn't deliever? when you have no experience? you're totally responsible for all your own stress.
>>334438202
Give Falco more time.
Just wait until his kickstarter backers see some of the pics posted in this thread, and start demanding refunds.
>>334438291
half a year to make that? holy shit this keeps getting better and better
>>334438140
>I don't understand how people still support him or would accept to review/market his ""game"".
what makes you think they do
>>334438173
If the KS was only two years ago that's a lot better, but still bad. 185,000 is a tiny budget for a game, even some little rpg thing, and depending on where he lives that money may already be almost gone. If he's in San Fran he's utterly fucked.
>>334438569
Even without being in San Fran he's fucked, it sounds like he buys a shitload of drugs
he looks like a douchebag
>>334438479
I assumed that he had some support considering somebody made a stupid article about him with the "struggle of development after kickstarter" but I guess you're right.
>>334433997
It took him 5 years but Phil Fish actually finished the game he was working on.
There's a very strong chance this guy won't.
>>334437605
this is so fucking unnatural looking. Why is the roof of that building made out of the same heavy as shit stone as the ground at street level?
>>334438659
He brags about his amphetamine use in kickstarter updates, and if you watch adventures in game development you will see them drinking booze and doing drugs quite a bit
Strong chance he dies by his own hand before this game is finished
>>334434689
>>334438838
we can only hope
>>334438752
>He brags about his amphetamine use in kickstarter updates
This is probably why he looks 35 and is balding.
>>334434689
I love in his rant he says he is going to humiliate you with his breakfast cereal.
fk ya d00d drink and c0de
you can't make a worthwhile game on 185k.
there's nothing left after the costs of artists, sound, etc.
even if you did EVERYTHING yourself, you would be holed up in a room for at LEAST two years if you forfeit a social life and want to put out a polished product.
this guy seems like a narcissistic personality disorder so he probably has already performed the mental gymnastics necessary to feel no guilt about not living up to his word.
When does this game come out so I can just download the iso and burn it to a cd-r to play in my dreamcast like every other fucking dreamcast game ever.
This guy is a fucking joke
>>334434689
That 'fuck VIDEO GAMES' picture is so perfect.
>>334439251
December 2015aka never
>>334435750
>That soundtrack
Holy shit my sides
>>334434420
this, the 'indie game dev' scene is littered with self-absorbed cunts like this guy, he's just the frontrunner atm; once he's forgotten another will take his place and the cycle will continue.
>>334437263
>>334434689
it's a small comfort knowing I've got 4 years on this guy and never finished high school yet not as big a fuckup as he is.
>yfw falco's masters degree was this game engine
>>334434456
Better than the AAA scene
>>334439913
when i was in the indie game dev scene 10 years ago there were a million falcos, just nowhere for them to be heard by the general public because indie games weren't popular
I'm surprised there aren't more of them around now
>>334440318
>>334439913
What pisses me off is that good indie games get overshadowed because of pretentious twats like this guy.
>hurr durr your game has a small budget?
>durr it's another Fez/Undertale
Yeah, nevermind the good titles that come out.
>>334433997
I didn't know it was possible to make a cigar look gay, and yet he found a way to do it
neat
>>334439139
how much was undertale made on?
>>334440389
if games are really good they'd be noticed by people, if not everyone will just continue to laugh at the fuckups
i dont think you can ever really say they're stealing attention away from decent games
>>334440389
what are some indie games that you feel have been overshadowed?
Meanwhile a game like FORCED SHOWDOWN is getting ignored when it's polished and did it without kickstarter. Hard life
>>334440551
>if games are really good they'd be noticed by people
That would imply that people don't enjoy the same rehashed trash every day. Look at COD's daily numbers.
Serious question guys:
Why was the Elysian Shadows kickstarter so succesful? $185,322 is a lot of money.
>>334440596
Steel Strider for instance. My goty of 2015.
>>334440653
never heard of it, shill it for me
>>334441235
never heard of it, shill it for me
>>334433997
He looks so much like Ari Gold it's uncanny.
>>334441179
because he hung out with SJWs.
>>334441292
It's like contra, but it's got a sleek 16 bit style. Also, cool robots. My favorite point is that it has almost no story, so you won't be buying a walking simulator or a privilege checking simulator.
>>334441179
1) It's a nostalgic throwback game
2) Falco truly believes he's the best game developer ever and can sell himself
3) People have no fucking clue what a competent game developer looks like
>>334441453
But here's the thing: There are way better looking games in crowdfunding that don't get a tenth of what that guy made. Is it really all out of nostalgia and charisma? Why do other more nostalgic and quirkier projects fail crowdfunding, but this asshole doesn't?
>>334435750
HOLY SHIT IT TRULY IS THE NEXT GENERATION
>>334441439
ah I see, was never a big fan of Contra and I find a story quite important to enjoying a game
oh well
>>334441790
>story in a video game is important
>>334441179
>>334441693
http://www.kicktraq.com/projects/1945059142/elysian-shadows-next-gen-2d-rpg/
Something is fishy
>>334441693
>Is it really all out of nostalgia and charisma
Yes
Believing you're the hottest shit on the planet really goes a long way to selling yourself to clueless idiots
>>334435750
>that music
bauhahahaha
holy shit
10 years of his life down the drain
and this is all that he has to show for it?!
>>334442028
>implying big cash infusions into indie clique shit is strange
>>334437605
It looks like my 9 year old autistic brother drew this in paint
>>334442009
but it is...to me
you may find this hard to believe anon, but different people have different tastes
I've always been able to excuse a game with weak gameplay if the writing is good enough to cover for it. Expeditions Conquistador for example. I had so much fun with that game, even though the exploration was complete ass and the combat was pretty mediocre. (although one shotting native civilians by blasting them at point blank range with my arquebus for an automatic crit never got old)
>>334433997
Man, chemo hit total biscuit hard.
>>334442542
You're more than welcome to want more story. But you can just read a book for that. I like video games because of the gameplay. IF the gameplay is weak, nothing can excuse it.
>It's another Literally Who thread
When will it stop?
>>334442746
when your mom stops blowing homeless guys in the alley.
>>334434689
>doing ecstasy alone
what's the fucking point??
you might as well do meth in that case
>>334434547
>combining the power of pixel art with [things that have been in 3D games since forever]!
Who the fuck gave this man money? Never mind that he can't take a single photo without looking like a scumsucker, this idea is fucking bottom of the barrel.
>>334442878
FUCKING REKT WHAT AN EPIC BURN U MAD BRO?
Wow someone posted a pic from /v/ on their facebook page and the dude made a 5 posts of replies ranting about it, and barely making a convincing case that what was in the pics was "false"
You'd think if he posted all this shit so publicly he'd at least not spaz out when it gets noticed
>>334442631
I do read books, but would you argue that film and television shouldn't have a primary interest in telling a story and should just focus on visuals alone? You use the strengths of a medium as your method of telling a story in a new way, for games that's a greater ability to self insert as the protagonist and understand their struggles/perspective through the gameplay.
There are limits of course, I didn't make it through Hard West even though I enjoyed the story, but I find that a strong story can often excuse weak gameplay. Guess we'll have to agree to disagree.
>>334441179
Consider that this one was one of the first Kickstarter games crowdfunded, the kickstarter hype was at maximun and everyone believed Mighty No 9 was the best.
>>334443130
>I do read books, but would you argue that film and television shouldn't have a primary interest in telling a story and should just focus on visuals alone?
Those mediums are different ways of storytelling. Video games are different. They're about gameplay. If you have a story, it should be told through the gameplay, the strength of the medium.
>>334434171
>wearing an Atlas Shrugged shirt while chimping out at his benefactors
Pottery is too small a word.
>>334435176
Wait, what? How is this NOT already ALL OVER TUMBLR? You know what we should do? Put it all over tumblr.
>>334443421
Let's do it
>>334443421
>>334443462
Let's go for it boys.
He thinks the hate comes from Reddit so he made a video about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut-uXjdR_Ns
I dont know whether to laugh or cringe
>>334444005
Let's post these around as well, and use goobergate, dreamcast, gamedev and sjw hashtags
>>334435248
>>334434689
>>334444005
Yeah let's do it.
>>334435750
Holy mother of Christ, that music.
>>334444067
Jesus christ. Human consciousness was a mistake.
>>334443421
>>334443462
>>334444005
>>334444189
Yeah! I'm totally down, man. Totally down.
We're totally gonna do it.
>>334437459
Nah, just bad genes. I'm 26, play video games like 20 hours a day, have a fucked diet and still people think I look 18-19.
>>334444131
Are you ready, guy? Are you really really ready?
We got this. We WILL put this up on Tumblr.
>>334434689
>first time I ever tried ecstasy
>dumb enough to do E more than once
>>334435750
Just when you think it can't get funnier the soundtrack continues.
Did they really only make 11 minutes of music for this game?
>>334444359
oh fuck off god
>>334435750
Why does it all sound the same?
>>334435750
I know everyone's already crossed the "that music" bridge, but that music is worse than fucking Sonic Chronicles holy shit
They don't even have any instrumentals or NES-esque chiptune or anything. It's just MIDI beeping
>>334435750
>"Music"
>>334442009
>>334442542
>>334442631
>>334443130
>>334443241
Story is important in a game if the developer chooses it to be to appeal to different demographics.
>>334435750
This is like something the CIA would play to stop their interrogation subjects from sleeping
>>334435750
that music is horrendous.
>>334446387
what do you mean?
>>334435750
>1:45
>>334446387
If it's an excuse for the weak gameplay, then it's important in showing how bad it is for the game.
>>334437984
I guess that's why he's developing it on DREAMCAST then?
>>334434573
>not using the ones that came with it when your somewhere you dont want to bring your good headphones.
>>334446663
>>334446880
Let me try an example.
Silent Hill has poor movement and overall combat but this is done to emphasize on the environment. You play Silent Hill not because you give a shit about puzzles or hitting body horrors but because you want to feel scared and progress through the world that is Silent Hill. The focus is the place Silent Hill, not the gameplay.
>>334437605
>roof is made out of pavement
I hate his personality, but watching his dev videos is actually kinda comfy. Part of me wishes I could just quit my enterprise development job and go live with other game devs and make a Dreamcast game.
>>334434791
ok phil
>>334447917
>make a Dreamcast game.
it's more like 95% posturing and 5% making a dreamcast game
>>334447917
You need higher standers
>>334447917
Why not just do the not retarded thing and not make useless alternate code for a console that's been dead for a decade and a half.
You need money to make games unless the games you want to make are played with pieces of garbage and dog turds.
>>334435176
you faggots dont realise she was fully consenting to this drugged up sex romp lol
>>334448882
>not just do the not retarded thing and not
Jesus.
>>334449106
t. Falco Girgis
>>334440302
Nope
>>334449106
Anybody have the pics of him drinking with zoe Quinn? Maybe she's the girl
>>334449490
>she
>>334449113
Eat me, I'm tired and getting assraped by flu, if you wanted verbosity on a taiwanese meme board then go to /lit/
>>334449490
>she
>>334434689
>for dreamcast and OUYA
wait what
What
Was every backer just going to buy a Dreamcast or OUYA just to play this shit?
>>334440253
faggot are you aware of the intricacies of the engine? the software is 100% proprietary and could easily pass for degree level work
you faggots know nothing about development or this project
>>334450018
it's an rpg maker game so it would be on steam. Would be if he ever actually intended to finish it.
I'm going to make an RPG maker game called Falco's Revenge.
>>334444531
you all sound like you're circlejerking eachother
>>334450071
When it's released and critically acclaimed then I'll listen. Until then it's vapor ware and every screens hot made with it looks like shit you faggot
>>334448882
hey faggot you know that libGyro, the rendering engine falco wrote runs on dreamcast, pc, mac, linux, ios, android, psp and ouya?
>>334450284
Where he releases a better game then murder miners and gets back at jforce?
>>334450302
excuse me faggot, but this software had to be vetted by someone at his university like all other masters projects. we're not talking about the game here, we're talking about the engine
>>334450432
Hey faggot did you know that I can claim to have made some amazing engine too but it doesn't mean shit if it isn't out, especially after a fucking decade. Sjw valley was made in 4 years by one dude from scratch whereas this balding faggot can't even make just the engine in a decade
>>334434791
choke on it
>>334450547
>>334450571
>>334450571
the engine has been complete for a while, its creating the game thats taking time. do you faggots not know the difference? do you faggots not realise that having half your team quit with the money and take your development infrastructure puts you back?
>>334433997
>Posing with a cigar indoors
Yeah, nah
The only time you have a cigar indoors is if you're in an actual smoking lounge
Also
>Holding the cigar like actual cigarette instead of between the thumb and index finger like you're supposed to
Fuck head probably lights it with a cheapo lighter
>>334444531
I've never been on tumbler, but someone should.
>>334450735
Why hasn't he released the engine then?
Why are all the latest Facebook updates screens hots if him working on engine code?
Why are you defending this kebab so much?
>>334450797
>>334444531
>>334443421
>>334443462
>>334444005
>>334444189
implying it was ever rape. she drugged herself and she begged for sex in that state - girls WILL get like that and WILL want you to fuck them. he was probably off his tits also, but its not rape lmao
>>334450914
>5 (You)s
noice
>>334450735
>creating the game takes time
>10 years
Well you're right about something
>>334438126
This motherfucker...
>>334450778
Ok, I see the problem with everything except with
>Fuck head probably lights it with a cheapo lighter
How the fuck does that even matter? You need fancy fire or some shit?
>>334444531
so one of you fags fucking do it or just give it to /pol/ or /b/
>>334450896
>>334450896
game code != engine code. libGyro is the engine, estk is the toolkit and elysian shadows is the game
why hasnt he released it? why has udk not gone open source? you dont put something public just because for the most part its complete for your needs... we're not all linus
you cucks dont seem to have ever developed or released a game yourselves either
>>334434689
>have 180k of free money
>went on rampage
Meh i have been on worse situation. The guy got 2nd chance and went on ruin it.
>>334450778
>being a smoker
for what purpose
>>334450914
>this faggot is literally in this thread right now
>>334450914
>intoxication implies consent
wew lad
Easy way to get yourself in deep shit if the woman decides you're not worth her time anymore
>>334446387
http://store.steampowered.com/app/459940/
i hate different demographics
>>334451123
I meant release it like so other developers could use it and he can make money you faggot
It's funny you keep saying other people have never made a game when THE GUY YOU'RE DEFENDING HASN'T EITHER
>>334451002
go watch the first adventures in game development video to the most recent, then you will see why it takes a long time. and its not like he did the KS 10 years ago and is still taking his merry time. the game, engine and toolkit have gone through re-developments as the team and their respective skills changed. infact, the current version of the game has only been in development for 3-4 years. they took a long hiatus for school and shit, and decided to get back to the project fulltime
>>334451123
Falco is in full damage control now
>>334435750
I'm pretty sure I made music like this when I was a retarded 14 year old
I mean it really sounds like the shit you and your friends would come up with then your black friend would try free styling over it
>>334451171
she consented before the intoxication what is so hard to understand about that. they were both intoxicated, lad
ive had girls near passing out begging me to fuck them. why? fuck knows, bitches are insane
>>334451359
Point me in the dire ton of a single other game that has been in development for a decade, has had the funding that this has had, and is still in an equally as pathetic situation as this faggot and his game. Bet you can't. Know why? Because you're defending the biggest loser in the world
>>334433997
Not at all
At least Phil Fish made something
>>334451325
>>334451325
thing is, he has made a game and has given the public alot of insight into development. the simple answer is, maybe he doesnt want other people using his hard work
if youre seriously suggesting to license software in todays world, well - thats stupid. rpg maker already exists for the faggots that cant code
>>334451457
Are you the faggot in the fanchat with the sonic icon
>>334451579
Good job avoiding the fact that your insult applies to the guy you're still defending. Does he pay you sweet kickstarter money to defend him?
>>334451457
>she consented before the intoxication what is so hard to understand about that
>she drugged herself and she begged for sex in that state
Something is off about this order of operations friendo
>making moves on intoxicated people because lol why not
Later they decide they weren't capable of giving consent and press charges
>>334451529
>>334451529
implying its had funding all of its lifetime.. jesus you guys cant even put 2 and 2 together when its staring you in the face
btw... Duke Nukem Forever, was in development hell for 14 years: from 1997 with a much bigger budget and was a massive flop
>>334450370
why is this man constantly flipping me off? albeit there are repeats, but in browsing this thread I have been flipped off more than I have in my entire life.
>>334451683
>>334451683
what insult? i wouldnt personally want other people using my code to make their own money whether they pay me or not
>Cool Name
>Decently Good Looking
>Fairly in shape
>Can code
>Has degree
>has to beg for money and make indy games
Guy is clearly doing it wrong from the get go
>>334451731
>>334451731
heres a hypothetical, friendo
my girlfriend and i go out drinking, she tells me before she even drinks thats shes extremely horny and wants to let me fuck her in the ass tonight. while we're out drinking, she gets near blackout drunk and we go home. shes still all over me, stumbling around but trying to get me into bed and begging me to still fuck her
you telling me there is no consent there?
>>334451123
actually I have made a game, it's called murder miners. Fuck off.
>>334451067
Lighter fluid messes with the taste
You should use a butane lighter since it's tasteless and odorless
Alternatively you use matches.
A decent number of cigars come with a sheet of Cedar wrapped around them so you can light the Cedar and then use it to light the cigar to affect the taste
>>334451139
Tastes gud man
Feels gud man
If it wasn't for how great some cigars taste with some scotch's I'd be less inclined
That and despite the oral cancer risk you're not going to fuck up your lungs smoking cigars unless you're doing it indoors like a halfwit
>>334433997
you can tell the game is literal excrement
>>334451929
if you think investments are begging you need to get out. every single game is pitched to somebody for money, public or private. crowdfunding is nothing new
>>334451984
Oh wow, I never knew there was such faggotry in just smoking a fucking cigar
>>334451761
Using duke as an example doesn't bode well for who you're defending. Shadows will probably be worse (if it ever releases)
Why do you defend this game so much?
>>334451965
of course j-force are behind the pr scandal, shame your game never raised 200k ooooo
btw, your game graphics look worse than the screens posted of ES - minecraft meets unity asset store
>>334452115
this roleplay is embarrassing
>>334434689
Is... is he really bringing daddy issues to his kickstarter?
>>334451984
>you're not going to fuck up your lungs smoking cigars
yes I'm sure inhaling carcinegous gasses is just great for your lungs
>>334451817
He's like a phil fish on steroids.
>>334452115
we've sold over 300k copies on steam alone, we're doing fine.
>>334452084
>>334452084
why does it not bode well? you have yet to tell me why a game being in development for a long time is a bad thing? id be on your side if he raised money 10 years ago and didnt release shit, but thats not the case.
you know, he has more now than most funded KS projects have in terms of a working product. most KS's that get funded do it on concept art and hypothetical animations
>>334452065
It's almost like people enjoy things
>>334452190
Except you don't inhale when you smoke a cigar
Cigar smoke is more alkali than cigarette smoke, meaning it's more readily absorbed into the mouth
You can inhale but most people don't since there's no point in doing it.
>>334450018
It's ironic.
Like, high level ironic.
>>334452257
Seriously do you sick his dick? Are you Patrick?
>>334452190
you dont inhale cigar smoke all the way into your lungs like with cigarrettes
>>334452251
>>334452251
lol at 1.59 each for a half assed shitty unoriginal game kk
>>334452331
Then please do explain why you should hold the cigar on thumb and index and not like a cigarrete?
>>334452190
to be fair, not everyone actually inhales cigars.
You can still get mouth cancer, though
>>334452368
>>334452368
once more a non argument, are you a creationist too?
>>334452331
>Cigars aren't as bad as cigarettes so it's okay.
>>334452426
Because they're four to eight times larger than a cigarette
I've tried holding mine like a cigarette, and it's just not comfortable
That and you don't sit and constantly puff on it like a cigarette, you take a few puffs a minute at best since most cigars last a fuckin' hour anyway
>>334452528
>>334452528
smoke weed everyday
>>334452257
How do you know this? He hasn't updated since 2015, and he has never posted anything more than still images that look like placeholder art. I'm going to assume you're one of the team members if you know how far along it is. Falco? Patrick? Coleman? One of the Watermelon guys that Patrick said they are being acquired by?
>>334452619
feels good man. also helped me stave off cigs. went from 4 a day down to 1.
>>334452528
>You refuted my point so I'll backpedal
I'm not saying it's harmless, because it's not
I'm saying it's a hell of a lot less harmful than cigarettes, because that's prove able
Shit, the mortality rate for someone who smokes a cigar a day is only 2% higher than average
All you have to look out for is oral and Laryngeal cancer, and oral cancer isn't even a big deal since screening for it takes 5 minutes so you can catch it early
>>334452503
A non argument, just like you saying someone shitting on this game must have never made a game, despite the murder miners dev being in this thread apparently?
What game have you made?
>>334446429
You know, that would be extremely painful
>>334452703
>and he has never posted anything more than still images that look like placeholder art
have you not seen his YT channel? theres so much more than placeholder art and still screenshots... you really have no clue faggot
>>334452767
>>334452767
i never said someone shitting on this game must make a game
>>334452848
i've been following them since they made the jfail video about us, i've never seen anything more then the single forest level (just trees) and some cave level. that's it. and walking up down left right. nothing more.
seriously, you're making it sound like they're almost done but it doesn't even look like anything is done
>>334451067
>>334452974
>>334452974
so you havent been following them properly, ive been wtching AiGD for about 8 years - way before the whole jforce and their xbox game crap was going on. although i have to say, i did enjoy that time - it was hilarious on both sides
so you havent seen the videos of the combat system, parties, magic, storyline development, bosses, npc interaction, basics of "ai"? then you aint keeping upto speed
>>334452739
http://cancercontrol.cancer.gov/tcrb/monographs/9/m9_1.PDF
And here's the study I mentioned
>>334453170
>>334453170
>start citicising developer
>worried developer will get cancer
what has 4chan become
>>334453139
How about this. If you're right, the game will release before 2018. I'll give you an extra year.
If not, you kill yourself.
Deal?
>>334453139
btw tell falco i said hi, and that im enjoying watching him fail while partying off my millions from murder miners
>>334453228
>what has 4chan become
Cancer
>>334433997
AMERICAN KAMIYA
>>334453236
>>334453236
deal. heres the thing though, would you rather a dev took their time to deliver something great or rushed it?
phil came under the same scrutiny, now its all like - oh but atleast he released a good game
>>334453325
lmao murder miners isnt making millions, even with the figures of "300k sales"
>>334453358
touche
