You've got 10 seconds to explain why you aren't serving her.
She's going to nurse you after tough battles, you know.
>>334432309
She is not nursing another being there.
That fleshy mass is growing out of her backside.
>>334432590
Upper body is still up and runnig properly.
>>334432654
As far as you know. Might just be more of the maggot ass hidden under the dress.
Watchdogs or bust faggots.
>>334433176
>this
>>334433176
>>334433386
I bet you got doge as wallpaper.
>>334432309
What's the closest covenant to Chaos Servant in this game?
>>334433176
My muh'fukin nigga
The best covenant is darkmoon because it actually has a character and you're not praying to some stone, abomination or corpse.
>>334433556
She's a real qt but the covenant is kinda useless because it's the same as bluefags.
>>334433649
To be fair they're all pretty useless since none of them work 90% of the time.
Is that that makes you less visible even worth wearing?
>>334433817
Yes.
>>334433817
No.
I like mound-makers, but I feel like a big opportunity was missed. They would be waaaay better if the mad phantom randomly got either an objective to kill the host/phantom or the world boss, and the host didn't know which it was.
>>334432590
>/v/ isn't into massive asses
>/v/ isn't into thick
>/v/ isn't into cancer
>>334433176
>my host always dies before i reach him
it sucks
>>334432309
What covenant is this for?
>>334433496
Mound makers.
Only covenant that gives you Pyromancy spells.
Well. spell.
All other spells are available via Spell books given to the two Pyromancy teachers or boss souls.
>>334434013
I ain't into Woman who are giant maggots from the Shoulders down.
>>334434127
Is its covenant leader a q
>>334433989
WHY summon them? There are a billion signs in front of each boss.
>>334434231
Qt.
>>334434218
dem tiddies though
>>334433834
>>334433983
Thanks!
Man, I regret taking the Arty greatsword. Should've gone with the Farron instead.
I ended keeping my Hollowslayer as my main due to weight issues and the Dex scaling.
By any chance, anyone wanna like, trade, if at all possible? You can do that right? I think? Like meeting up and dropping shit.
>>334432590
Well, some people who want to use their waifu's butt as pillow.
This woman has a butt that can serve as a bed.
Are the darkmoon and blue sentinels the exact same thing?
Like there's no blue eye orb or anything?
If so that's pretty fucking dumb.
>>334434259
People are fucking stupid man.
I just got mound makers and have just been chilling in the undead settlement dropping summon signs and the longest I've had to wait is literally 30 seconds. Why would you summon a purple? You know they're just going to try and kill you.
>>334435161
I think so.
>>334433176
>not Aldrich faithful
Do you have any taste?
>>334435161
afaik the darkmoon covenant is the predecessor to the sentinels. they have a different color but otherwise are the same.
>>334435334
You get summoned almost too much for this, you literally can't remove the covenant item because as soon as you're back in your own world you are being summoned again
>>334432309
Because I don't want to fail Sirris's questline.
I need the darkmoon blade. What's the fastest way to farm the items?
>>334435501
Sounds great. What's the downside?
I'm too busy Grape Apeing around the Christmas tree.
Can grapes join boss areas?
>>334432309
Because I don't know what covenant it is.
>>334435594
The covenant rewards are shit
>>334435501
That's the best part
>Not going purple
>Not pretending to coop
>Not turning on the host like a madman as soon as any invader arrives
>Not making mounds out of vertebrae
You all sicken me.
>>334435872
Anyone with a brain doesn't summon them.
>>334435795
Like what? And who has the best?
>>334435991
That's the fun part.
As a grape it is our duty to enforce the honorable duel if the dark phantoms are looking for it. Shred all looking to go for the unfair gank against an honorable red phantom. Leave the host alive but slay any phantoms looking to dishonor the code. Same goes for multiple red phantoms looking to dishonor us.
>>334435264
If they try to fight me, I fight. If they just go on like they don't know any better, I'll help them.
One dude I joined at the entrance of the settlement. We made it to the second bonfire, he bowed, then jumped off a cliff.
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>>334432309
>thing she is touching look like a skull
>normal feet
It's coming out of her ass or isn't even part of her
>>334435264
This is literally the most shallow way to play the covenant. Just go invade if that is all you want to do. The Grape Apes are a fantastic opportunity to fuck with people of all covenants.
>>334435991
Not that guy but I get summons all day long as a purple and most hosts cant tell the difference between my white stone and my purp stone. And hell, apprently lots of purps are helping people because a lot of them dont even look at me funny they just expect me to help out
Kinda feel like im making purps look bad when I behave like a red
>>334435264
>get summoned as a mound maker
>right after I join host gets invaded by a red
>we all meet up at the same time
>good, the bad, and the ugly standoff where we all just stand there waiting for someone to make the first move
>walk towards host like i'm going to kill him
>red thinks we're teaming up and goes with me
>backstab his ass and kill him
>take my vertebra and wave to the host as I leave
>>334435334
>Literal poogoo servant
>>334436349
You're a mad phantom. Do weird shit before you betray them. Or kill a white phantom and act like it didn't happen. I have so much fun fucking with people and being nuts. The grapes alone make this game worth playing for a long ass time.
>>334436043
Sun: Sacred oath and great lightning spear
Watchdogs: Curved wolf sword, wolf ring (raises poise) and artorias shield
Darkmoon/sentinels: Darkmoon seance ring (2 more magic slots), darkmoon blade
Mound makers: bloodlust (katana), warmth
Aldrich: deep soul, arch deacons staff
Fingers: obscuring ring (makes you invisible at a certain distance) and man grub staff
>>334435459
What is even the point of two functionally identical covenants? Jesus, Fromsoft.
>>334436870
One is edgy, the other is edgier. Is this your fist souls game, faggot?
>>334436591
Thanks anon
>>334434339
Sure those are tiddies and not just maggots.
>>334436149
>trying to force "muh honour" on INVASIONS
Can you faggots just fuck off? Maybe in your shitty duel bridge clubhouse but not for world invasions.
>>334437271
Speaking of maggots, why are all rosarias followers turning into fucking maggots? You find jeremiah as a fucking maggot if you follow leonhards quest
>>334433513
>literary never able to invade
>>334437371
Dude, we're Grapes. We do whatever we want and then go completely against that other times. Go back to you one dimensional covenants.
>Killed Greatwood before joining Mound Makers
>Joined Rosaria's Fingers and turned Sirris hostile
>Can't join Mound Makers
>>334432309
Bitch probably has herpes.
>>334435459
>>334436870
They're not "the same" though, it's just that darkmoon blades go after sinners and that tends to overlap with blue sentinels a bit.
>use unupgraded posion dagger
>Literally 600 posion damage
Think I may try a posion run one of these days
>>334437478
>never able to invade
I invaded twice but it was made random. I was just playing alone and then the next thing I know, Ihad to invade someone
>>334437536
Can you fucking read? The point of grapes is to be the wild card, not having some sissy "b-bow p-please t-then buffs and and n-no backstabs!" honour bullshit.
>>334437408
>jeremiah
Who
>>334437773
Different grape here. I sit out fair fights and make myself the mediator. First person to heal gets graped
>>334434218
>>334437715
All darkmoons do is what blues are doing too, no? Both just help blue pussies out.
>>334437904
He can't read. I told him we do what we want and then completely go against it other times. Grapes follow all and no rules.
Your way is fine as well. No It's not. It might be.
>>334438086
>>334438078
Grape Apes can technically do that too, so they are the same.
I find the most fun as a grape to attack literally whoever happens to be closest at the time. phantoms, invaders, the host, other grapes, doesn't matter.
Do Fingersfags get tongues if they summon a grape and kill it?
>>334432309
Roll roll attack
You can see her legs, she is not a monster! She is holding one!
>>334438171
Yeah, you got it now. We're all just neck breathers making macros.
Judging by this thread grapes are pure cancer.
>>334438086
Ech, I don't follow the whole insane motiff that was presented in the village. Grapes, lore wise, look more like the designated covenant for people who went hollow
>>334438206
I like to just enter world's and walk around some times. It really is the best.
>>334438313
Aren't they Mad Phantoms?
>>334438301
Anyone attracted to that type of faction is naturally a faggot.
Never summon grapes.
>>334438301
Good stay out.
>>334438392
>host summons a grape
>immediately gangbang him while he's waving
Thanks for the free Estus charge, faggots.
what's the difference between watchdog and blue sentinel?
>>334438301
As opposed to what? Reds who whine that invasions are unfair? Blues who never actually get summoned? Sunbros who can do literally everything?
Best part of being a grape is that one desperate host getting bodied with no summons. He pokes my sign in a moment of weakness and I save his ass.
>>334438492
You're welcome.
>not invading as a Warrior of Sunlight
>>334438570
The best thing about the covenant is that we all hold some sort of prejudice towards each other like this. Dark Souls really is great.
>>334438086
Edgy.
Who /wayofblue/ here?
Don't give a shit what you call me. I usually don't even have to do a thing.
I think on average bluebros > redmemers.
>>334438724
Thanks.
Is it possible to build a decent str/faith hybrid on DS3?
They should have made mound makers able to fight bosses to get rewarded, and able to be summoned while the summoner is hollow.
There is NO reason to trust a grape ape, which sucks because the idea of the covenant is awesome.
>not getting summoned for any covenant stuff
>instantly summoned for any coop sign i put down
sadness
Been Aldrich for the past couple of hours, has been pretty hectic. Decided to give being a Grape a try.
I'm sorry Reynauld. You had a good fight club going while I was curled up in the corner, but alas it was time to end and I didn't feel like fighting those reds.
>>334438873
Aren't you rewarded for them just getting to the boss fog?
>>334438814
>find STR weapon
>get bare stats to use it
>turn it Raw or blessed or lightning or whatever
>put rest in faith and whatever else
>???
>profit
>Go Blue Sentinel
>1 summon per hour.
>Go Wolf
>1 summon per hour.
>Go Darkmoon
>1 summon per hour.
And this is at the height of player numbers. Fuck.
>>334433176
Fucking represent. I'm gonna get those covy rewards SO HARD.
>>334439012
Go Aldrich, I could barely take the covenant off because you get summoned that much.
>>334439012
Shouldn't all the gankers be going blue as to have one more person ganking red phantoms?
>>334439012
Head to Anor Lando is you're looking for pvp. Drop your sign down or join Aldrich if you're a big enough guy to take two wolves on at once
>>334439012
Go aldrich faithful
One summon per second
>>334439012
Same. No matter what covenant I go I cant get summoned to help. I can get summoned for PvP if I put my sign down or coop, but nothing covenant based.
Even Aldrich doesnt give me a single summon.
>>334433513
Who is that puper??
>>334433176
How does it works? do you have to be in Farron?
>>334438963
yes but it still is not worth fucking touching grapes as a host, there are trillions of real summon signs that can actually help without the high likelihood of getting assfucked.
>>334439247
All the Good Grapes helping pave the way for all the fucked up ones. It's great and a fun way to play the game by taking your chances on them. Someone should do a no death run with only summoning Grapes.
>>334439247
Its a trade off and a risk. Your white phantom will help you out to be sure. But he will typically be of a lower skill level compared to a grape and will gets absolutely raped in pvp. On the other hand, he's completely safe and you don't have to worry about getting a sour grape
>>334439510
>But he will typically be of a lower skill level compared to a grape and will gets absolutely raped in pvp
What an absolute load of horseshit
are there any catalists that let me casts faith and int like in DS2? trying to math out a hex build
>>334432309
>not going sunbro
>not invading as a sunbro and helping other invaders remove shitters
What's wrong with you?
>>334439598
Grapes are more used to pvp than whites usually. Goes hand in hand with the covenant after all. Besides, the odds of finding a shit grape are lower than the other phantoms because a poor player will hate mound makers since he won't win many fights.
>>334439598
Sorry but its true. Whites are just in it for the pve. Grapes are PVP machines. Your odds of getting a shitter as a white phantom are drastically higher than getting one as a grape. As scary as the thought of your Grape turning on you is- the grape has to deal with world masters turning on him.
>>334439897
This desu
>>334439897
I got invaded by a sunbro once.
He was the biggest chugger I've come across yet.
>>334440009
>>334440016
I get it, you like being purple.
Dont pretend that being purple is somehow making you a better player though.
>>334440259
You're missing the point. We're not saying that being purple makes you better, we're saying that most shitters will logically stay away from purple.
>>334440207
Is it acceptable to chug only after the other does
>mfw coming across this thread
Lol when getting that dank medal for the jolly cooperation. so sick
Also fuck!! invaders.
>>334440379
And you're missing the point if you think that.
>>334440379
>We're not saying that being purple makes you better
>>But he will typically be of a lower skill level compared to a grape
Yes you are.
You are wrong.
End of discussion.
>>334440259
I understand what they are trying to say. I think because you're more likely to get someone grinding soul levels or running through the area their first time as a white phantom. Purples have a higher chance of a history of PvP and area knowledge. They can be shitters as well.
>>334440404
>>334440207
Fuck your gay meta
what's the best covenant for the most fun multiplayer experience?
>>334440697
Anything that isnt invading others to ruin their day.
So, blue covenants.
What soul level/weapon level should I be for Aldrich Faithful invasions? I'm about 42 right now with a +4 weapon, Should I level up more or will that ruin my matchmaking?
>>334440752
Faggot
>>334440631
Do you really not understand how being put into pvp situations would force a player to acquire a higher skill level than people who only play to fight bosses?
No one is saying being purple makes you better. Their saying being pvp experienced makes you better so yes, reds, purps and blues will all be of a higher skill level than whites
>>334440697
Aldrich
>>334440697
Probably purple since you're not stuck doing one thing.
>>334440404
If I invade and there's a phantom or 2 I'm chugging. I don't give a shit. I'm there to kill the host.
If the host is alone and bows and shit I'll hold off unless he does it first. Not out of honor or anything I just want to git gud.
Seriously if you're not at a PvP hotspot looking for duels honor is retarded and will get you killed by a clever host.
>>334440752
What a faggot, lol look at this fucking faggot and laugh boys lol
i bet he sucks the phantoms COCK when hes done clearing the shitty mobs before the boss and after he lets him stick it deep in his ass while using estus as lube. you fucking faggot
>>334440808
I completely understand what you are saying.
You are simply wrong.
>>334440761
Bruh I'm level 60 with a +7 weapon and I just got to Anal Rodeo.
>>334440932
Somebody call the fire brigade because that was one sick burn
>>334440942
Prove it faggit
>>334440795
>>334440932
Ooo, the edge
>>334440951
wait you go back to anal rodeo in this game?
>>334432309
IS THAT THE FUCKING TITY MONSTER
>>334441039
You're the one making the claim that purples = better players, you prove it.
A good player is a good player, what covenants they play in is literally irrelevant.
Inb4 you pretend like you were not saying purples are better than other players
>>334434218
>monster girls quest
>>334440631
He is not even remotely wrong. Mad Phantoms will almost always be more skilled than many other kinds of player who don't engage in PvP. Summoning a Mad Phantom carries a stronger likelihood of a skilled ally. His point is completely accurate and you're an overdefensive shitter.
>>334440808
He's a fucking moron. Ignore him.
I'd say based on my own anecdotal experiences that Purples are more skilled than Reds but likely less skilled than Blues. None of this matters though. It's irrelevant.
>>334440457
>not jolly co-invading
Pussy
>r1 spam
>guy roll through it
>try to do the same
>get hit
Dark hand drain hp his time right? It seems really useful
>>334440808
>blues
>higher skill level
Please. Someone who's gone blue their whole time is no better than your average white. It's literally the same situation, they fight only with an overwhelming advantage.
>>334441116
It could be, although without a doubt they're related somehow because Rosaria's items mention the princess of sunlight
>>334441224
how do you co-invade?
>summon friend?
>Use red orb?
>>334432590
That's really hot
>>334432309
is there an item description or something that explains the bukkake shit going on with her hair?
>>334441136
He's saying people in covenants based in PvP are LIKELY to be more skilled than those without. He not saying it's an absolute, just likely. Which makes sense. Most invading or counter invading is extracurricular to the main game. So those people are going out of their way to spend more time than just running through the game.
>>334441289
I've still found them to be more capable duelists than reds throughout all the games.
>>334441336
Sunbros who use the red-eye orb are more likely to invade a world already invaded.
>>334441149
>He is not even remotely wrong
He is entirely wrong
This is how wrong you are
>This fantastic player who only plays as [not purple] is actually shit, because he is not purple
That is your ENTIRE logic, you're a moron.
>>334438078
Incorrect.
Blue Sentinels now function mostly for getting summoned in to help Way of Blue. They don't need to invade.
Darkmoons are the invasion oriented group.
Does killing red phantoms as a purple count as fulfillment of the objective?
>>334441336
Red orb
Sunbros have priority to join as a 2nd invader when possible
>>334441507
Only if you kill 3.
>>334441507
Killing any phantom is an objective. Doesn't matter the color or covenant.
>>334441470
>That is your ENTIRE logic
No. That's your idiotic and warped misunderstanding of my logic.
Get fucked by a cactus.
>>334441507
Killing ANY player works.
>>334432309
Moundmakers are completely superior to Fingers
>>334438748
>female back hairpost more please
>>334441470
>That strawman
>Claiming someone is wrong but neither countering their argument nor providing one of your own.
>>334441409
Which again, is completely false and totally baseless.
>>334434513
I did the same shit senpai
I finally beat the game, i gotta go fix my mistake
Where do I get the Greatsword that has a pike you stick in the ground to swing it around in circles?
>>334441583
>>334441507
>>334441556
>>334441564
As a Mad Phantom you have the objective to kill the host or a certain number of phantoms. I've had the number be as big as 3 and as small as 1. I think you either have to kill as many phantoms as there were in their world when you arrived. You can target anybody including fellow moundmakers.
>>334441625
It's not baseless. I have you the base to my claims.
>>334441602
Do you have your own waifu? No shut up!
>>334441582
That is your entire argument, relying on ad hominems just proves it even more.
Stop getting so salty that people dont think you're a good player because you are purple.
>>334441624
You cant counter an argument that is illogical. There is no basis for claiming someone is a better player than all others because they are purple.
>>334441689
Made from abyss watchers soul
>>334441313
>princess ring said she became a wife and mother that had a lot of god spawn children
>walk into Rosarias room, filled with cribs that lead up to a motherly woman lying down on a couch
If this turns out to be legit it will be sad as fuck. No one makes it out not fucked up in the souls series.
>>334441725
>You cant counter an argument that is illogical. There is no basis for claiming someone is a better player than all others because they are purple.
This argument was never once made. The argument was that players who see pvp more frequently are likely more skilled than those who do not. Stop strawmaning
post yfw Siegward vs Yhorm!
I invade as a Grape because it's much more likely to win compared to invading as a Red
Couldn't give a fuck about madman summon sign shenanigans
>>334441421
Probably because you fight them when they have an overwhelming advantage, either gangbanging you with the host, being more powerful, or in 3, showing up typically after a couple of Estus have been used with a fresh supply of it themselves. In almost every game the Blues invade down, whereas Reds invade up.
I'd say your experiences fall under confirmation bias, but mine might, too. It would be cool if we could get more concrete information. Some sort of a round robin tournament maybe. You pledge to one of the covenants and then everyone who participates fights everyone else, and whoever wins earns a point for their covenant.
>>334440016
>>334440009
>players
>harder than bosses
The best players are the ones who coop fanatically. There is absolutely nothing a player can bring to the table that is harder than fighting most Souls bosses.
>>334441725
>That is your entire argument
No it's not.
>Stop getting so salty
I'm not salty. You're just a retard. Anybody who plays a covenant where you have fight 1 versus 2 or more is going to be more skilled. Shitters will lose often and probably give up. End of story. Most Purples and Reds are more skilled than Blues or anybody else who fights 2 or more versus 1.
>>334441848
He's winding us up my man. Just stop posting. we made our point.
>>334441806
Oh cool, thanks.
>>334441882
post yfw when you realize you missed his quest line
>>334441915
>much more likely to win
How do you figure? You're still up against host + 2 phantoms almost every time.
>>334441984
rip
>>334441848
>The argument was that players who see pvp more frequently are likely more skilled than those who do not
By that logic red invaders are the best players, not purple.
So thank you for backtracking and destroying your own "argument"
>>334441952
>No it's not.
Yes it is, you made a stupid claim and I proved you wrong.
>Anybody who plays a covenant where you have fight 1 versus 2 or more is going to be more skilled.
See above, more backtracking to save face. Being purple doesnt make you a better player, get over it.
God damnit. I killed the tree before I realized how to join the mound makers and I really wanted to be a grape phantom. Is there any other way to join or do I have to just wait for ng+?
>>334442085
Complete the darkmoon fellow quest line and you will have another chance to join grape. But don't join red before you do her quest line.
>>334441989
You only have to kill the host or a couple of phantoms. You can win by just killing whoever the host summons to protect him. It's pretty cool actually.
>>334441989
Because I can kill phantoms to win as well, not just the host.
When I invade as a red I can just get attritioned down while the host keeps summoning more phantoms, I'd have to beeline for the host and wait for him to drink all his 10+ estus charges.
>>334441984
>save him after beating Yorm
Still got the slab at least
Thiefbro still disappeared after beating Pontiff, why, Patches never asked about him
>>334442064
>By that logic red invaders are the best players, not purple.
yes sir, reds are indeed a high skill player base. I absolutely agree with that
>>334442064
Like that anon had said, any of the covenant based phantoms are going to be more skilled than whites. So, yes, reds are likely to be highly skilled since they are always at least against one person. This isn't absolute, just likely to be more skilled than the average white phantom.
>>334441952
>I'm not salty.
Says the purple who claimed purples are better than all other players and then went on a rant when people said 'no'
>>334442245
>yes sir, reds are indeed a high skill player base
And therefore you disprove your own point. Thank you and goodnight.
>>334442281
>Like that anon had said, any of the covenant based phantoms are going to be more skilled than whites.
Backtracking wont save you. You claimed purples are better players than all others, you were wrong.
>just likely to be more skilled than the average white phantom.
Oh boy, more totally baseless 'arguments'
>>334442293
His argument was that purples were more likely to be more skilled than whites.
>>334442401
>And therefore you disprove your own point. Thank you and goodnight.
Nah man, I never made that point. No one did. Not sure where this is coming from.
>>334442401
It's not backtracking when it was already said multiple times in the thread by myself and other anons.
>>334441669
Dunno m8. I went with farron but its kinda meh. It's really heavy, slow as hell, has better dex scaling, and the only defensive move is a parry.
>>334442408
Equally stupid. There isn't a high PvP skill ceiling, in fact its low as shit. You either suck at souls PvP or are good at souls PvP, playing more wont help you in PvP.
How many disconnects before I get banned?
Does anyone know? I don't know why but my computer will sometimes crash during invasions, I don't know if it's Dark Souls or my machine but I'm kind of scared since I don't want to be banned
>>334442690
It was at the game in general. The entire argument started from him stating that purples have potential to be a better summoning partner than whites.
>>334441984
Missed it because this game has shit "point of no return" NPC quests where simply walking too far down a road can invalidate your progress and end the storyline.
>>334442553
You can pretend all you want but you are not fooling anyone, you claimed purples are better than all other factions and were wrong. The end.
>>334442580
Pfthah, yeah fucking right. You said same as above and backtracked to
>n-no I mean playing as any faction with pvp makes you better!
To save face. Doesnt change the fact you said something stupid and got proven wrong.
>>334442806
Link me to the post.
>>334442801
>The entire argument started from him stating that purples have potential to be a better summoning partner than whites.
Even more retarded. Whites are safe, purples are not. The moment you have a summon helping the entire game is a joke anyway.
So where's the fight club this time?
Also, invaders summoned though red soap can attack other invaders, right?
>>334442875
>>334440009 >>334440016
>Grapes are more used to pvp than whites usually
False bullshit.
>Whites are just in it for the pve. Grapes are PVP machines
False bullshit.
Inb4 you claim you are not either of these.
>>334438078
Isn't the way it works is that one helps people getting their asses pushed in by invaders and the other invades the invader's asshole
>>334432309
She's got a giant worm for an anus. I don't want to be anywhere near her, let alone have her nurse me.
>>334442951
You aren't wrong. But he was saying that covenant phantoms are more likely to make it all the way through level due to them possibly having more experience the game as they chose to go beyond just the base game.
I enjoy dueling as a grape
How do I transpose souls? I'm apparently supposed to talk to someone in Firelink but I can't find anyone.
>>334442806
>Purples are more likely to be good players than whites on average due to PVP exposure
>HEY THIS GUY MUST BE SAYING PURPLES ARE BETTER THAN *EVERYONE*
>OH BOY IT'S TIME TO TAKE A SHIT, BETTER PUT ON MY BIG BOY HELMET IN CASE I FALL ON MY HEAD WHILE TRYING TO WIPE MY OWN ASS.
>>334443090
>But he was saying that covenant phantoms are more likely to make it all the way through level due to them possibly having more experience the game as they chose to go beyond just the base game.
So some random fucktard puts down a purple who has only PvPed once, or dies all the time, and hes suddenly good, but the sun guy who puts down his sign, but PvPs all the time, is suddenly shit? Stupid logic, stupid argument. Stupid stupid stupid.
>>334443168
There is a nigga on one of the thrones
>>334443178
>>Purples are more likely
>more likely
>changing what you say so blatantly
Pfthahah. Nice fucking try. But that backpedaling still wont save you.
>>334443168
Talk to the manlet sitting on one of the thrones. You have to beat the tree and give him the item it drops first.
>guardbreak a nigga
>riposte for the kill
>he's fading out
>his phantom is running toward me trying to get a few swings in to vent his feelings of inferiority
>suddenly the phantom starts gliding along locked in his last animation
>"Connection error, returning to your world..."
Is there any better feeling than making someone ragequit?
>>334432309
Why is there semen in her hair?
>>334443249
Well this was fun. You've obviously given up on holding a reasonable argument.
>>334443262
>>334443347
Oh ok found him, thanks anons
>>334443249
You clearly don't understand statistics, friend. Stop trying, you'll only hurt yourself.
>>334443249
Holy shit you're literally retarded. Good to know.
>>334443384
>DaSI
>Sen's Fortress
>SL50
>Dark Silver Tracer
>Chamelon
>Slumbering Dragoncrest
Tailing a guy who has two phantoms halfway through Sen's to one-hit backstab was as close to an orgasm outside of jerking off that I've ever gotten.
>>334435334
This. Gotta get dat dork majick
>No Dragon covenant
>No Gravelord/Ratlord covenant
S H I T G A M E
>>334443457
>>334443487
>>334443617
>I pvp therefore I am good!
>This random fucktard is [color], he must be good!
No.
>>334443709
Just find the dragon pieces and you can turn into one.
>>334443043
dude, you don't have to flaunt your autism online. Take a chill pill
>>334443891
>Ad hominem
Well done, very creative.
Why is she so ugly compared to Priscilla
>tentacles coming out of her neck
Come on
>be grape, invade some dumbshit
>see white phantom
>wait rs actually a grape disguised
>grape waves at me
>kill the fucker
>find host
>annihilate host
Killing other grapes is a good feeling.
>tfw leveled myself out of finding anyone to kill in the forrest
FUCK
>>334441882
>yfw Siegward was the dear friend Yhorm gave the other Storm Ruler to
>yfw this jolly rotund motherfucker routinely got drunk and hung out with the king of fucking giants
>>334441882
It's nice to know giants actually have eyes and aren't just an empty face!
>>334439138
You just need to run by them and join the cov, you get i-frames
>>334443709
Friendly reminder that Aldrich ate your meme skeleton dad
>>334443943
They look to be gills, not tentacles. Like what axolotls have.
If Pris is her mom, maybe her dad was some kind of water dragon? Or Kevin Costner from Waterworld.
>>334443943
She's an abomination, not you're waifu. I bet Miyazaki did the same with Priscilla.
MY FUCKING FACE WHEN YOU LEARNAldritch fucking ATE Gwyndolin
>>334444605
Hot
>>334444605
The trapfag tears were sweet that day.
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>>334444605
Trapfags were the worst.
>>334439212
Nah, works exactly like Park Rangers.
Does hollowing limit your summons or is that in certain areas?
>>334444950
Key word being were.
Oh well, at least they got to keep his ring after Aldrich shat it out.
Compared to first and second game, DaS3 really sucks when it comes to armors. Too many making comeback/full of badly looking torn rags
Rather disappointing
>>334445248
I'm quite content with the selection.
You have paladin surcoats, arabic stuff, swag ass capes, and the same old generic mix and match knight stuff.
My only complaint is the Xanthous set isn't obnoxiously yellow.
>3 katanafags
Easiest invasion of my life
>>334445482
So is fallen knight the new elite knight set? I see it pretty much everywhere.
>>334445647
nah, Elite Knight is in the game too
>>334445482
>estoc
And people complain against my darksword
>>334445248
I just wish they toned down the cloth physics on some of the older sets. Tooling around in Elite Knight or Farams makes you feel like you're running around in a dress with how much they flap all over the place.
Cleric would probably be the best bet for helping people in the sun covenant right?
>get summoned as a Grape Ape
>if the host and his phantoms aren't dicks, I help them out.
>but the moment they show weakness or, or do something really stupid or look ugly it's stabby stabby time.
Of course, invading phantoms take precedence over hosts.
