Midnight tonight uk time 4craft autismblocks will be back online for some fun, IP is 4chab.ddns.net
Remember to re-download minecraft and get ready for the launch
Server version is 1.8.8
Pirate friendly
>>334392773
Steam group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/implyingyourgroupisbetter
Wiki
http://4craft.wikia.com/wiki/4craft_Wiki
>>334392773
The good news is: I want to play.
The bad news is: I got into the Overwatch Beta.
Sorry.
Server starts midnight UK time
23:00 GMT
>>334392978
Server will probably die after two weeks, in the mean time just join anytime
I'm just going to link this because I ain't retyping it here:
>>>/r9k/27885339
In summary: it's gonna be shit
>>334394210
>wah someone beat me to the punch
Fuck off.
>>334394210
>faggot who got cutout and is buttmad
>>334394325
>>334394347
That ain't the issue. If it was good I'd have no problem with it.
>>334394621
It's not even out yet. Let it happen and then make your /v/erdict.
>>334394685
Already expanding my Paul folder in preparation.
The post mortem will be entertaining for sure.
>>334394210
You sure that we want r9k on the server?
>>334395080
It's all of 4chan you cuck
>>334394935
And that's fine, but being this much of a Nazi before it's out is a bit... pre-emptive.
You can say "I told you so" and shit later, though.
4 hours from now and then experience for a few and then call it shit.
Board factions only?
Mandatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDJUTYDiq8
If any of you want to shitpost in our threads feel free
>>>/r9k/27882659
>>>/pol/71040880
>>334395276
Doubt it, otherwise it'd be a massive clusterfuck.
Or at least, even more of a clusterfuck.
>>334395276
>>334395358
It IS board factions only, although you can join other boards the factions are basically centered around the boards, you can splinter but be prepared for the admin to delete your faction
Best option is go an obscure board no one else has created
>>334394935
when 4chab is successful you have my permission to die
Has this been shilled in the /trash/can yet?
>>334395509
>you can splinter but be prepared for the admin to delete your faction
I had hopes for this right up until this moment.
>>334395509
What? I haven't heard of any prohibition like that. Board factions are the intention, but I know the admins said that you don't have to join a faction
>>334395636
Don't think so, you should make a thread then link back here.
Pirate friendly?
>>334395636
>inviting the furries
Please no
>Another server where /a/ and/or /mlp/ are gonna win again
yeah okay
it isn't pirate friendly you liars!!!1
>>334392773
No mods?
Massive autismforts aren't as fun if you don't have a "moat" of tainted magical death, killer golems and tactical glider insertions to provide coordinates for a missile barrage
>>334395912
>he doesn't post on and/or
Maybe just join the winning team, faggot.
>>334396040
Axis vs. /a/ was fun as shit though
>>334395871
You forgot the scalies, bug-fuckers, Xenos, plant-fuckers, ERP fags, and Italians.
>>334396283
at least they stay in their board.
>>334395912
Only the most autistic boards win at autism blocks.
>>334396283
Bronies, diaperfags, robot fuckers, etc.
>no mods
>>334396628
Steven Universe in there too.
Now THAT is a scary thought.
>>334395912
Has /co/ ever given a good showing?I have a feeling like I'm going to be the only /co/mrade representing
>>334396694
>/co/
This image is strangely relevant now.
>>334396694
in v5 they built a giant floating Mogo and got killed by /a/
>>334396281
>Axis vs. /a/
Haha holy shit I remember that.
I'll never forget that disappointing 4 hours of running out of resources in the end and failing the raid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2nQoNuT6eA
Hopefully we'll get something as good if this year's 4craft takes off
>>334396634
It's the authentic 4chan experience
>>334397092
I may or may not be joining my 2 /k/ friends. If I do, expect beaches and deserts with no sand, dark room mob grinders, and nuke lattices over bases, ending in a great crescendo of hundreds of TNT descending upon the enemy.Not kidding, building and defending block limit high platforms is fucking easy. Just drop a TNT on anyone who tries to pillar up. And they can't snipe you down, cause they'll just hit a TNT and if it's a Flame arrow, drop the TNT on them.
>>334392773
/pol/ will be STRONK!!
>>334397474
>Not /pol/ynesia
>>334397525
Is it up yet?
>>334397474
nice south america / africa fgt
>>334397609
>Territory is good enough to start off with, further away from other islands
>Able to expand territory across the north when strong enough
>Ally self with /int/ and /k/ and get even more support so we can control the whole middle area
>Have ENTIRE access to overseas
>Easier to expand into the west until we begin to dominate
Why is is that every time 4chan attempts to make a minecraft server it fails miserably?
>>334397474
The robots are considering taking the virgin islands below you, for obvious reasons.
>>334397951
Admin Abuse (always) or not enough spamming on every board
>>334397951
They base it off of a romantic idea rather than something that would actually work from a game design point of view
>Lemonshot
can't wait for /int/ and /a/ to spreg again
>>334397951
Besides the fact that we are all raging autists, it's difficult to coordinate big groups
Does ASF still run around in this?
Man I always decide not to play when these pop up. Maybe I will this time. How long do they usually last? Is it full of drama? I hope so, I fucking love 4chan drama. I guess it couldn't hurt right? How many hours from now is midnight uk time?
>>334398283
2-3 weeks
Yes
4 hours
>>334398013
Tell the robots that we can work together to establish an alliance.
>>334398283
>How long do they usually last?
Usually a couple weeks of keks are available.
>Is it full of drama?
More drama than a soap.
>How many hours from now is midnight uk time?
>>334398337
Fuck it, I'll join up. Are the other boards in? Thanks.
>>334398283
3 and 1/2 hours
>>334398423
We and our waifus will be ready for an alliance with you guys.
So how does this usually work, there's a faction for every board and we just go to war with each other?
are normies allowed to play aka /sp/ /int/ /tv/ etc?
>>334398441
I've played V5 and every board had at least 1 person in it, at most almost a hundred
/out/ had like 5 people /lit/ 2 people if I recall
If this gets shilled enough I'm pretty sure there will be other boards
>>334398659
Build defenses and equipment / raid other factions until there's an unstoppable board / alliance decides to fuck everyone's shit up and everyone starts complaining
>>334398671
Yep, casuals welcome
>>334398769
Will there be shops? Can I be a war jew?
>>334398891
No
Pure vanilla
>>334398891
>>334398941
Yes, but you'll have to be a protective super-Nazi or somehow make pacts.
The timing is pretty bad. DaS3 just released and /v/ will be playing it for a few weeks.
>>334398769
>I've played V5 and every board had at least 1 person in it, at most almost a hundred
I was there and there were definitely a few unclaimed boards like /cgl/ and /ck/
But you're right when you say some had nearly a hundred. That edition was crazy
Where my /diy/ or /out/ bros at?
>>334399629
On /diy/ and /out/.
>>334397951
A combination of >>334398014 and >>334398051, with a little bit of the definition of failure meaning different things for different people.
People are also a lot less reluctant to rebuild after getting nuked. So after they get blown up a couple times, they just call it quits.
>>334395147
yeah but r9k.
>>334399124
why the fuck would /pol/ want to be friends with cucks?
>>334400254
it's their secret cuck fetish
Factions plugin right? Who do I bother to join the /pol/ faction?
>>334397951
/v/ gets bored fast
What are the chances I can build myself a house and some farmland and just ride out the war? Maybe provide some shelter and respite for the wary?
>>334400832
Your house will get burnt to the ground and your farm salted
>>334400832
The house will be salted, the farmland raped, and the women burned.
THREE HOURS
>>334400832
Pretty high if you stay out of the way of major boards that populate the land.
Like on one of those islands on the edge, or the chain in the middle.
You don't need mods for this right? if so can someone provide a list?
>>334400128
Nice argument
>>334400832
A board actually did this for a while, but refuges raped the chests and land, even taking down the walls and stealing them
>>334401340
>/pol/topia is always right
>>334401160
No mods, vanilla 1.8.8
>>334400832
>laying the foundation for a settlement at a popular crossroad
>beholden to no faction, just a place to rest, relax, and trade
>tfw it will never last
>>334400832
My name is Mohammed and I come from war torn Syria, please help me and my 100 families settle in your lands, I promise no jihad :^)
this is going to fail, just like every other 4craft, and just like /int/craft (it's run by the same people who made /int/craft). it'll be an unfun circlejerk within a week
>>334401557
>it'll be an unfun circlejerk within a week
So just enjoy it while it lasts then
>>334401428
I'm not even lying either, i got kicked out of my faction and joined them and cunts would come and go taking things as they left in the middle of the night
/pol/s base is going to be a Trump tower isn't it?
>>334401851
if so, then I'm joining them
>>334401851
/a/ will be a super-protection obsidian autismcube with water on the outside, as always
>>334401851
Yes, and it will be surrounded by cucksheds and statues of kek. desu I'm going to join them just for the memes
>>334401851
>Not just a 400 block thick wall across the entire map
Pleb, we must separate the cancer from the memes.
>>334401557
fuck off thor you money-robbing nigger
Is /co/ involved I wanna join them,
Is there anything I need to know for my first time?Be gentle /v/
>>334402316
I'll be there. I don't know how many others. There was a thread up for a while, but it got axed
Is this the same as civCraft?
what was the last iteration?
>>334402373
can we just work with another board then
So can I just join a faction and do my own thing if it contributes to the war effort? Defense building and what not.
>>334402328
First day go mine and let your faction leaders handle politics
Second day build your fort/faction base
Third day you will probably go raiding with your factions members
>>334402445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XgGcwKzbjk
>>334402459
Yes, but you will probably be asked to fight but you don't HAVE to, but you will probably get kicked from the faction if you piss the faction leaders off enough
>>334402604
I don't suppose you can climb up the political ladder can you?
>>334402812
Obviously, nothing is set in stone senpai
I'm interested. Are there any particular mods or plugins that I'll need? where will there be threads to keep up with what's happening?
>>334403056
I am sure they will make a general.
>>334403056
8ch Autism Blocks, pure vanilla, you can have a minimap mod if you want.
i guess xray is ok
Can I claim a space for /po/?
>>334403690
All claims are informal until the game actually begins
>>334403773
danks mate
>>334403690
Actually, see that red little island to right?
We've decided to take harbor there, on redpill island.
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/71050536/4craft-v75-aka-4chab-discussion#top
>>334403509
bumb
>>334403985
I said /po/ not /pol/ ^.^
So where is /v/ going and what are we calling it?
>>334403985
>The siege of Redpill Island is coming
Oh boy, man. You're suicidal setting up on a Hell Island (Biome is set to Hell, so Ghasts, Pigmen, Blazes, Lava Slimes, and Wither Skeletons galore.)
And everyone else, after a day and a half, is going to want it and take it from you by force.
You also can't sleep there.
>>334404309
>Sleeping in multiplayer
>Not getting the best grinding/xp
Repill island.
I'm getting excited. I'm sure like every other time I'll boot up the game and get bored after 10 minutes though.
>>334404467
The point is, set spawn (no command for it), if you die, you'll spawn randomly anywhere on the map.
>>334404526
There will be factions homes
IE: /f home
>>334404839
>That
>Worst part of Factioning
And there goes my interest.
Maybe I'll hijack a Hell island and cover it in beds, rename it "Comfy" island.
>>334404948
Someone talking about comfy?
Why no /co/mfy island?
Why no /comfy/?
>>334404948
How is it that the worst part of factions?
>>334404948
>And there goes my interest.
Kek, it's not fun walking 10 minutes to get home
>>334405047The joke is the island is cozy, a wool fortress in the hell stones, but the whole thing will be obliterated if you fall asleep.
>>334392773
>You aren't whitelisted
Then what the fuck?
/v/ land?
>>334404948
>he enjoys trekking across the entire map every time he dies
>>334402459
Honestly, that sounds like a thing.
If you suck at pvp but are great at building (either morale-helping awesome builds, actual defenses, or siege machines ie TNT cannons), go ahead and be a builder.
If you're great at managing farms, help with the food effort.
If you're the kind of guy who likes to slave away in the mines and caves, be a miner.
If you're the kind of guy who's good at enchanting and potions, be a wizard.
Depending on the faction, it's all important.
Also, /vp/ checking in, who's in with me? (Those who aren't busy playing Pixelmon, at least). Let us build Cinnabar Island or something- I'm spying that volcanic island over there in the top right.
>>334405159
come back in 4 hours.
Serb up in 2 hours, 5 minutes.
I can't wait to build the Kojima shrine again
>>334405359
already /pol/s clay
>>334405546
I am ready and waiting.
>>334392773
>pirate friendly
Meaning you can just change your nick in the pirated launcher and can log into the server as someone else.
Yeah, no. I've played on such servers before and i know how it ends.
>>334405272
I want /v/ island to be mostly desert with a small green area. We can call that area "Port Dorito" and the sandy part "Ani ta'vagine" and we can all have turbans and scimitars.
>>334405868
Cunt read what i said in the other thread, there is a password assigned to your account, plus you can only have one name per IP
>>334392773
and here i thought /v/ was done with that cringey, embarrassing chapter of autism in its history. nope, you're bringing it back.
kill yourself, and anyone else who plays minecraft should follow suit.
>mfw set up forge, optifine, resource pack, shader pack, and minimap for this
better not disappoint
>>334406046
cuck
>>334405739
>>334405359
All right, here's /vp/'s claim then.
How good of an internet connection do I need for this?
>>334406120
kill yourself you cringey autistic 12 year old
>>334406158
If you can load 4chan, you can play
>>334406158
I've heard that the server's possibly in australia or israel, so probably.
>>334406135
Oh my god I'm an idiot
>>334406021
I did. Still skeptical.
And
>one name per IP
because changing your IP is so hard.
>My minecraft username is my real name
yeah fuck this i'm not joining. Pity though, I'd have claimed that red island for /tg/ and went full Imperial Fists on the creation of defenses.
>>334392773
is there a way to optimize minecraft for toaster computers?
i'm getting a lot of lagspikes
>>334406332
If you want to shit it up this badly go ahead, but remember most people don't know how
>>334406338
download pirated shit so you can use a different name
>>334406338
You do know you can change your username now, right?
>>334406443
just get optifine, and turn everything down to low I guess.
>>334406443
optifine, it requires a bit of mod installing
Haven't played memecraft in nearly 5 years now. I'm afraid I'll be lost.
>>334406476
>most people don't know how
That's how i always wanted to play minecraft. Too bad i'm tired of this game.
>>334406716
>resetting your router changes your IP
How's the third world?
>>334406789
>having a dynamic IP by default makes you a third world country
wew lad
>>334402316
i'm going /co/
the fire rises
>>334406098
Alright., how did yo uset it up.
how do i install optifine in pirate launcher?
I want to live on a comfy snow island
>>334406098
Enjoying that 4 FPS?
>>334406212
My internet speed is 1000 kpbs, are you sure about that?
why exactly 1.8.8?
why not 1.9?
>>334407157
1.9 is garbage.
>>334406516
Not that guy but how? Mine is pretty autistic
>>334407123
1mbs is good enough my friend
>>334406957
From the short thread we had on /co/ yesterday, we were gravitating to someplace on the eastern continent, like the circled area or immediately north of it. We don't have any real organization going in though
WHERE
IS
/V/
ISLAND
WHAT BIOME
THIS IS IMPORTANT PEOPLE
>>334406098
>he needs a minimap
>>334407231
I actually forget, Google it.
>>334406245
/vp/ and /po/ can be best friends!
>>334407231
Merge your mc account with a mojang account. Under account options you can change it.
What happened to the /pol/ threads?
>>334407434
deleted because shitposting
Ah, last year I teamed up with /vp/, but it seems that's going to be once again futile due to low turn out.
That being said, out of /pol/ and /tg/, which has more power and is in active need of a builder/stay-at-home-farmer.
Also, here's a screenshot from the server's map.
>>334407082
I only use shaders that keep me at a minimum of 60 at all times. There are shaders which look slightly better, but can give me drops to 50s. Specs are pic related
>>334407042
32X faithful is the resource pack, those shaders are MrMeepz 0.5 ultra, and the minimap is Xaero's Minimap.
>>334407332
No reason not to if it's allowed.
>>334407527
It looks like candy
>>334407324
See this island chain? The /v/irgin Islands.
That one really round island towards the lower middle of the chain?
That island is Gabe Newell, we're putting a shrine to him atop it.
>>334407527
which island is that?
how long until it begins?
>>334407663
1 hour, 38 minutes.
>>334392773
In yesterday thread, we agreed that ths should be /v/ territory, and some anons sugested on calling itDreamland.
Who is in favor of this?
>>334407647
Perfect
>>334407737
Eh. sure why not.
Does /v/ have it's own faction? I see a lot of people saying they're joining other boards.
I volunteer to me a slave miner for the /v/ war effort if we have one.
>>334407647
The virgin islands have already been claimed by the robots.
>>334407649
I would guess this
>>334407882
Then
>>334407737
looks good to me.
The orange one, not the red one.
Are /a/ playing?
How do I change my skin on a pirated copy?
>>334407949
I don't mean that the islands have been claimed, but the name has been.
>>334407270
R-really?
>>334407649
Not sure, but have another one!
>>334407281
/g/ is taking the island to the east, take whatever to the west.
>>334408105
Yes, i look forward to seeing you on there so i can lynch you
Fuck, seeing this makes me want to play MC againbut then, I don't know where to find a pirate copy
>>334403690
>>334407403
I wouldn't mind that at all.
Paper Pokemon alliance ho!
>>334407737
This looks like the best for us, and I am ok with the red part, after all, we are like on the top 3 of the boards with the most posters, right? And we could get some other boards to join our lands or faction. The game should not have more than 16 factions, unless a lot of them are small neutral ones for trading or something.And I really love the idea of having something with a Kirby related name. Can we stay with Dreamland please?
>>334408292
From the /pol/ thread
http://pastebin.com/QkL7ZTZy
Why doesnt v go for /v/vardenfell?
>>334395871
>not wanting to exterminate furry camps
>>334408482
Is that a volcano in the center? If so that should be our main base.
I look forward to making a secret cliff house and riding out the war cozy as fuck.
>>334408410
I'm happy with Dreamland if everyone else is.
>>334408482
Might be small. I think we can expect a good amount of people from /v/ to join up.
OUR FIRST OBJECTIVE: CRUSH /POL/
AS SOON AS WE HAVE DESTROYED POL THE MRA SHITTING, GOOBYGATTER AND TRUMP BULLSHIT WILL DIE OFF ON THIS BOARD
PLUS WE'LL HAVE THE PLEASUER OF SEEING POL BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!
WHO'LL MATCH ME!!!!
>>334396628
>robot fuckers
not wanting to take on this
>>334408807
>Being a liberal
>>334408807
YOU HAVE MY WAIFU
>>334408807
/pol/ is dead anyways,there threads get deleted everytime
>>334407737
I say to stay with this.
>Corner of the map
>Greenland, easy to grow crops
>Only one direct access from land, the rest is just sea
And specially if we call it Dreamland.
>>334408807
Fuck off SJ nigger, pol have always been allies here. And they are always right.
Do I have to join a faction, or could I just join the server and claim a small piece of land for myself?
I'm sure I'll just get rekt, but I'd like to give it a go anyway if it's possible.
>>334409212
Yeah you can do what you want, but most of the fun is joining a faction board
>>334396283
>Italians
truly a disgusting place
>>334409092
>>334408914
>being a fascist
>>334409212
Then why wouldn't you just make a single player world instead?
>>334409379
Go join /soc/
What's the comfiest board? I usually go to /vp/ because its nice, small, and interjoined with other small boards, but we always end up getting our shit pushed in.
>>334408482
We also go for the /v/olcano faggot
>>334409379
>being a communist
>>334400254
>/pol/
>not all cucks themselves
>>334409379
>Not being a facist
>>334409442
We gonna have a /vp/ and /po/ alliance
>>334409467
Actually, that little island to the far right is redpill island. Property of /pol/.
Where will we spawn when this shit unleashes?
>>334408482
Where is /a/ going?
>>334409818
hell
>>334409626
We had that last time and still ended up dying a horrible death.
Would all the "v" boards be willing to join up in one force? We could be distanced from each other, but all be in it together.
>>334409818
Usually the shitty islands
>>334408612
I vote for Dreamland too.
>>334409379
>Being a frogposter
>Being a libertard
>>334409905
Don't know.
>>334409212
Supposedly the admin will delete your faction if you're not with a board.
Might want to clarify that at some point.
>>334409915
I'm assuming hell is the red shit.
Which one though? The random volcano or the big one?
>>334409602
>>334409516
>hurf durf communism is bad
sharing things to help others is bad, says the basement dwellers who live off their parents money
>>334410120
because we can dwell in basements and live off our parents money without working
>>334410061
>sarcasm
>>334410120
>says the projecting faggot who doges taxes.
Stop trying to project.
>>334410264
>poe's law
I suggest that /v/ all have some sort of identifying characteristic on their skins. Maybe a red headband or something.
>>334410738
Last time you saw green names above same factions members, purple for allied factions members, white for non-faction and neutral and red for enemy
>>334410884
Oh, then I guess it's fine then. Who here /stock Steve/?
>mfw i thought 4craft would be warcraft and not minecraft
sad
>>334411085
i'm on pirate,i can't have skins
sorry guys
It's 1 hour till start, right?
>>334411085
I have a bane skin complete with mask
>>334411264
Is /tv/ playing?
>>334411260
59 minutes
>>334392773
well??
we are waiting!
>>334411354
Not sure, i assume so but we will only know once the server has been up for a while, since that's when most of the board recruitment spamming happens
Is /a/ playing?
>>334411528
help the thread lads
>>>/a/140183573
>>334401993
>/a/ will be a super-protection obsidian autismcube with water on the outside, as always
That is the inherent flaw in a Minecraft war. It has no style because the mechanics can be exploited to make ridiculous things.
A ground level war with forts and deep defense and trenches and towers would be cool but the autismo ruins it.
It's been a while since I've messed with minecraft. Do I need to have a profile downgraded to 1.8.8, or will a 1.9.2 profile downgrade automatically when I join the server?
>>334411570
Fuck /a/.
>>334411648
You simply need to select the version in the launcher
>>334411675
No fun without a autistic super enemy
>>334411675
Fuck you too, baka.
we need a song
a war songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxKhhMdbU5I
we also need a name
a good military namediamond memes
>>334411998
>/v/
>war song
could there be any other?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I
>>334411998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk
>tfw scrambling to get minecraft installed on my computer through remote desktop connection from my phone while on the bus so everything's ready when i get home
>>334412275
at least the name is good.right?gunbuster march is really fucking awesome though
>>334406572
>Haven't played memecraft in nearly 5 years now. I'm afraid I'll be lost.
Quite a bit has been added. Browse the wiki to familiarize yourself.
>>334412371
actually I thought the name was shit. "Add memes on to the end of diamond dogs". It should at least be some form of pun or something.Militaires Sans Front/v/ières
>>334412279
This is the only answer.
>>334411998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXJwllEL7Sg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZuI3ZkCHfs
This game only really is popular on /v/ anyway.
>>334412275
>a /tv/ meme
No.
who /jihad/ here
>>334409379
>>being a fascist
Fascism
>nationalist
>authoritarian
>expansionist
>corporatism
>making society stronger
You're going to play Minecraft on a server where the tenets of Fascism are natural law. Try not getting owned playing by your limp wristed liberal ideals. You'll get wrecked.
>>334413035
we should make a 4craft terrorist group
I hopeBroBuzzleads /vg/ this time.
>>334412974
>trap music
>>334411998
I think this would make for a good war song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joO3jyU67TI
>Fags posting the wrong music for our sideways warsong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgHu_WAyspI
>tfw remembering /r9k/'s island on v6
>an empty shithole with nobody living there anymore
>ton of clay and weird colored sand
So have we even decided where to set up shop? The map is xboxhueg, so we need some form of plan.
Is there a version of the Shader mod that works with 1.8.8? I forgot how much of a cluster-fuck Minecraft modding is.
>>334413750
>he doesn't listen to nasheeds when jihading
fucking nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyRhn0qqQsY
How long until we're live?
Should I download any mods before it goes live? I know the server is vanilla but I know there's shit like minimaps or whatever. I haven't done this in a very long time
>>334414378
25 minutes I think
>>334414378
25 min
WHO /MU/ HERE
>>334414435
I'm trying to get the shader mod. Maybe I'll get a minimap and NEI
Can I run a shop? Help with the war effort through capitalism!
>>334414595
can you give me a link? I have no idea where to look for Minecraft mods.
Is the server up? Whats the I.P?
>>334414654
Yes, but you'll probably get raided.
>>334414654
jew
How long will the server last?
>>334414724
http://minecraftsix.com/glsl-shaders-mod/
This is what I'm trying. Be warned, finding minecraft mods is an absolute clusterfuck.
who /sp/?
I want to build a wall on anyone of the borders
>>334414787
Raided as in every sale will be a manual trade or raided as in my chest shops will be burnt and my bagels raped?
I main /a/ and /fa/ equally. Which one do I choose to rep?
>>334414910
>Raping a perfectly good bagel
Monsters
>>334414910
Both
>>334414981
Act as a beacon of peace. Marry the trap princess of /a/ and breed. Usher in a new era of weebs dressed like even bigger faggots than they were before. A golden age of slim fit trench coats and stupid hats.
how to change skin in piratedcraft
>>334415227you don't
10 min.
>>334415185
I like the way you think. Cya on the server senpai. :)
>>334415824
POST THE I.P FAGLORD.
>>334415924
read the OP numbnuts.
>>334415924
What IP?
>>334415924
Its literally in the OP you stupid fuck.
>>334415924
DUMB
DUUUUUUMB
>>334415478
>>334415478
but I want to
All this ever is is /v/ and /mlp/ leveling the small boards and everyone using wallhacks.
The last time I played my board had full diamond sets within an hour of launch. Broken ass game.
Invalid maximum heap size: -Xmx8G
The specified size exceeds the maximum representable size.
Someone please help my retarded faggot ass.
>>334412974
>Server was up on a whitelist before
>now it's completely down with 8mins to go
>>334416009
>>334416017
>>334416028
>>334416049
He gets the point.
>>334416089
Get proper java version.
>>334416101
Doing last minute touch ups most likely.
wont there be chaos if everyone can just pvp each other
so what happens when we all spawn on the farthest points possible from where our board factions will be? Just kill ourselves over and over till we get the right spawn?
>>334416101
Lizard Squad just tweeted this out.
I'm brain dead when it comes to minecraft versions, do I have to downgrade my client to 1.8.8 and if so how?
>>334416246
Yes
5 minutes
QUICK
POST THE SKIN YOU'RE USING
>>334416329
click "Edit profile" and change the version number
So does anyone want to stream this event on Twitch/Yoututbe/Hitbox?
>>334416329
on launcher
edit profile>use version (dropdown)
not hard senpai
>>334416438
Why not join?
>>334416302
>check
>it's real
oh shit
>>334416475
>>334416409
Thanks lads.
Which boards are actually participating in this?
>>334416526
/pol/,/r9k/,/v/,/vg/,/tv/,/co/,/po/ and /tg/ afaik
>>334416480
I'm joining I mean like is someone going to stream their adventure. I might stream mine.
>>334416621
I represent /g/. We are part of this too.
>>334416650
Oh yeah sure go Ahead. If you put the stream on youtube i'll watch it later.
SERVERS DOWN
WHO GOT IN?!?!
>>334416843
Me!
So I'm version 1.9.2
Someone said you could pick the lower versions in the launcher but I don't see an option. What do I need to do to play?
ITS TIME
>>334416302
They also said this
>>334416873
>>334416329
Get MultiMC you faggots.
>invalid session
is it cause im using pirated
i lost my legit account
>>334416621
I represent the forebodden /mlp/.
>>334416843
I'm in.
>not pirate friendly
u failed me v
how do you join a board's group? I only know extremely basic minecraft shit
Is /trash/ participating?
/erp/ would love to get in on this.
DED
>>334417117
>/erp/ and /hg/ joining forces on /trash/
god no
SHUD IT DOWN
>so many people
WAKE ME UP
>KICKED OUT
yay this is fun.
>255 people joined
>server cant handle it
>its down
LOL
>>334416843
I did
anyone /mu/ here
IT'S BEEN SHUT DOWN. WE KNEW TOO MUCH
>SHUT IT DOWN
>SHUT IT DOWN
>got in
>a few trees around me, rubberbanding like hell, world wasn't generating
>disconnect after 4 mins
BRAVO
Whats a good minimap for 1.8.8?
Well that worked out about as well as I imagined.
ANNNNNNNNNNNNND THAT'S A WRAP FOLKS
SEE YOU NEXT MONTH, HOPE YOU HAD FUN
well it's been fun lads, see y'all next year
>255 actually bought minecraft
wew lads explain yourselves
Can't connect.
they probably wanted to shut it down so they could make it pirate friendly as intended
>>334417282
getting an account for free is really easy if you know where to look.
I love you james! <3
>Already down in the first 5 minutes
Yep, sounds like a 4craft server.
>>334417282
minecraft wasn't taboo back in 2010/2011
2% DOWNLOAD
>>334417282
>>255 actually bought minecraft
>wew lads explain yourselves
I bought it in early beta phase. Before biomes, leaves disappearing, shears, any of that.
If you took the wood from a tree the leaves stayed there forever unless you broke them all away by hand. You couldn't even burn them because the flint and steel wasn't put in yet.
I've been stuck on this for a while, what is it?
SEND HELP
>>334417361
>if you know where to look
where do i look
>mfw downloading the resource pack with Welsh countryside internet
This resource pack sure is taking it's time.
Invalid session
What the fuck mods
>>334417392
>minecraft wasn't taboo back in 2010/2011
Back then the kids hadn't largely got into it yet. It was just a game with a unique and novel world generation, plus graphics/models/enemies that were charming because they were unabashedly retarded.
>>334392773
>""""""""""""""""Pirate friendly"""""""""""""""""""""
This is the start of a beautiful, laggy thing.
>5%
At least I have this nice music to listen to.
>>334417519
What is with the terrain?
>>334417716
Hey im in that pic.
Also what's the name of /v/s faction so i can join?
How do I use faction chat?
I literally can not play this. Will they fix it?
>Invalid session (Try restarting your game)
What the fuck is this? I had to pirate it because my old account isn't working anymore and fucking mojang won't send me a recovery.
is /s4s/ in on this?
I'm alone in a forest at night. What now?
>>334417892
in the same boat, mojang customer support sucks as well
I can't collect any blocks.
How do i join the /v/ group?
How the fuck do i join a faction
How do you join a faction? I've never played multiplayer Minecraft before.
Dank memes big dreams guys. Don't let log break you.
Failed to connect to the server.
Why?
>>334418110
BREAK LOG
R
E
A
K
L
O
G
I'm scared. I don't want to be called underage for my name i made when i was 12 of something.
Which version(s) are required to join?
how to suicide
>>334417984
Didn't work for me. Says there's no faction.
>>334418259
You can change you username.
JOIN vidya FAGS
Can't even break anything
What boards are in on this?
I just want to join whoever just digs themself in and waits it out.
How do you make a faction open to all?
This is unplayable
INVALID SESSION
INVALID SESSION
INVALID SESSION
Pirate friendly my ass.
>>334417892
getting the same
wew lad
Just weather the storm, people.
>>334418349
IT REQUIRES AN INVITE
>>334418349
It's invite only, gaylord.
how do I join?
>>334418319
link to that minimap, please?
>>334417881
P
L
S
Is /v/ setting up in a frozen wasteland?
>>334417881
>>334418518
type /sf, you autistic faggot
>>334418514
Sure friend.
http://journeymap.info/Home
They really didnt think this through again did they
>>334418556
>>334418349
>>334417990
Which version(s) are required to join?
So where on the minimap is the spawn point if you die?
I want to get exploring asap.
SOMEONE BUY ME AN ACCOUNT CUZ THIS SHIT AINT PIRATE FRIENDLY
>current year
>unironically using shitty faction plugin when the objectively superior citadel exists
>creating a faction also requires you to be a fucking faction master of sorts
fuck this shit
Do I need to have 1.8.8?
I'm not buying this shit
>>334418556
That does fucking nothing
>>334418776
Sorry, looks like it was for faction admins only. I am the autistic fag today. I will proceed to shoot myself now.
Why the fuck do we not have a faction yet?
Blunder of the century worst launch than dark souls
how do you use teamchat?
Whichever asshole set up vidya, you made it invite only.
>>334418945
Because I'm pretty sure I'm the only person on the server with a crafting table. This lag anon.
>>334418556
no its /f c f
>inb4 somebody names their weapon "Nigerian Child Army"
>Player killed you with Nigerian Child Army
>get timed out
>can't rejoin because too many people logging in
fuck this
>>334418376
iktfb
>>334419095
how the fuck did that nigger get anything
>>334419134
Try in like 2 hours, it'll probably be cooled down by then. Just play Dark Souls 3 for a bit.
>invalid session
>invalid session
>invalid session
Fucking retarded admins.
>only 200 people allowed on at a time
pathetic
>>334419269
not him but that's literally what I'm doing
Alright faggots let's coordinate this shit.
If anyone can figure out where on the map in the OP the spawn is, we can just organize a trip to our homeland from there.
Is there a way to teleport to people, or am I just stuck wandering in the Forest of Eternal Night?
Anyone have something like a voxelmap?
So from what I understand, its like a war between boards? How do you decide who wins? And most importantly what will /v/'s unofficial theme song be?
>>334419417
you're at the top right of the map on the large circular island
>>334392773
Never played minecraft before, can I get a pirated 1.8.4 and update it?
>remembering how cocky and positive the admins were about the servers having no problems with lag
Alright I'm fucking confused. This server isnt run by the guys that have done it before and are clueless as to how its supposed to be run?
Is that the jist of it? If so, when is the real server coming, the one post said a few months?
Whats the name fo /v/'s faction?
I give up
See you guys in the morning
>incapable of breaking blocks
I don't know how any of this is going to work if the lag doesn't get any better, hopefully that's just caused by the many people downloading the resource pack.
>>334419560
Stop a Gaben.
>>334419574
Alright, did we stake a claim yet on a part of the land yet?
We gotta organize.
>>334419604
this server is a beast, wtf r u smokin
Alright, people who are getting "invalid session" shit, change your name to something longer and less shitty. Went from "cgf" to something longer and it stopped the error.
But now I'm getting connection timed out errors, so this server is still shit.
Where is the server based?
Connected fine but this shit is far too laggy for anything
>>334419876
your mums cunt hairs
>whitelist
>whitelist only
h*ck
Who wants me on their team?
They whitelisted the server again.
>Back to whitelisted
Why doesn't an admin just tp themselves to 0,0 and set that as spawn?
>white list
I'm no nigger
>33 minutes
reeeeeeeeeREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How the fuck do I get whitelisted? My nick is DanielPlainview
>Failed to connect to the server
>You aren't whitelisted
Well what the fuck?
>>334419947
This guy is amazing. Whoever gets him, your team will surely win, or survive the first few raids from /a/.
>>334419947
get in my oven, jammku you autistic jew
>>334419947
Maybe if you could break a fucking block then, yes.
Guess they're sorting their shit out.
>>334419947
>hes in a minecraft pro competitive team
>>334419995
>>334419986
Admins don't want anyone connecting. They're probably changing some server settings.
>>334419995
Hosts are shitting themselves after they over-shilled.
ATTENTION
The server is being rebooted. Please do not be alarmed.
ATTENTION
>>334419947
Maximum autism
The chat room has been set to officers-only chat by Archevei.
Archevei: REMINDER
Archevei: E
Archevei: M
Archevei: I
Archevei: N
Archevei: D
Archevei: E
Archevei: R
Archevei: >8 0 0
int: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
int: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
int: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
Coty: SHOULD HAVE PLAYED RUST
Archevei: brought this upon yourselves by buying onto the hype train by a bunch of nobodies and by listening to the amount of "slots"
Archevei: slots are relative
xXPvP_Lemon_ShotXx: GONNA BOOT IT UP LADS
xXPvP_Lemon_ShotXx: SOON
int: 4 hours confirmed
Archevei: you could have a box that could support three people and have it listed as 99999 slots
int: gg
Archevei: don't listen to his lies :^).
The chat room has been set to all-users chat by Archevei.
Is anyone interested in joining /p/?
>>334420083
>>334420096
So now is a good time to learn to play in single player mode?
>>334420140
How do you create a faction in the first place?
>>334420140
I am
>>334420104
#TRIGGERED
I AM ALARMED AND YOU CANNOT STOP ME
>Joined before
>Server goes down
>Now it won't let me on because not 1.8.8
How do I downgrade?
who /tg/ here
Let's create another dorf fortress in a mountain lads.
>>334420218
/f join photo
I just want to join into a chill faction and being comfy.
>>334420104
Is this why it's complaining of "outdated server" every time I try to connect now?
>>334419947
join /vp/
was in a few minutes ago, timed out, now it's telling me outdated server.
wat do?
>>334420269
If you have a legit version just go in "Edit Profile" on the launcher
>kicked for flying
what the fuck
I'm back in and it seems to be smoother.
>>334409092
>Allies
>He doesn't remember the winterball
>>334420378
thanks
>>334419947
Literally how? Just raiding dumb people for hours and getting lucky?
>>334392773
says outdated server i'am on 1.8.8 what the fuck ?
>LITERALLY 200 player server cap
LMFAO
>>334420378
Thanks anon
>Server is full
/v/ island should be called Wildstar in honor of this launch
>missed the join window
shit
>>334420514
It's necessary for now.
I'll start playing around 9-10 when everything dies down.
>>334420280
faction requires invite. IGN is sentenal01
ill be streaming the fuckery here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHrPWxvh9bU
Ill try to be interesting. And I'm still doing some last moment set ups so please hold up a sec.kill me
>>334420620
name doesnt exist
>>334420765
nigger
>"Proof 4chab server is a beast (Stable with 800+ players)!!!!!!"
>200 player cap
Fucking end yourselves, you worthless faggots.
>>334420765
fuckoff nigger
>>334420835
fucking pathetic
Fucking 200 player cap dude
How the fuck do you join /v/
What the fuck?! The server could handle 300 people at least??
>>334421236
I'm having fun :^)
now that the dust has settled can we agree this was a failure
>>334420765
Holy shit it's you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_07gB8uAnaQ
wewlads
What happened to "600 PLAYERS AT ONCE! NO ISSUSES!"
>>334421402
is that the server pack
didnt dl for me
Is there a server TS/Skype/Discord?
>>334421553
No it's my texture pack.
>our server can handle 800 people no problem!
>capped to 200
The server is full, try again later
>>334421427
Yep.
>>334421715
I've been refreshing constantly for the past 10 minutes and no fucking dice.
haha holy shit i was banned for flying because i moved my mouse too much
>>334421653
Where do I download it sir?
Welp, its constantly full.
It's MGSV all over again
the hype didn't live up to it
this shits gonna die in a week max if you only have a fucking 200 limit
>>334421402
Eww that looks so ugly.
>>334421837
http://mods.curse.com/texture-packs/minecraft/220720-invictus-vanilla
Make sure you download the 1.8 version because that's what the server is running and 1.9 changes the inventory UI.
>>334421979
I like it.
FACTION FUCKING WHEN?
>tfw you randomly get in
Also new thread where
How the fuck do I get rid of this?
>whoever simulated 800 bots locally and never even once gave a single thought to network load, is a humongous chucklefuck and should be forced to uninstall gentoo
As meme faggotry as this is, it made me chuckle. These admins are retarded as fuck.
>>334422317
I thought the server was vanilla?
RAISE THE CAP
NECK YOURSELVES
RAISE THE CAP
NECK YOURSELVES
RAISE THE CAP
NECK YOURSELVES