Literally impossible
>>334383006
If it's impossible how come people beat it?
>>334383006
Wandered in with 25,000 souls and panic killed it in my first try
>>334383006
I got rekt until I equip the east-west shield then it became easy
OP, you remind me of that kid who always lost and blamed the controller, a bug or anything but his own level
>>334383006
I couldn't do this without a summon, felt bad but at least I kept progressing
Just finished and I must say I enjoyed the late game bosses very much
I hope this doesn't become a meme.
>Kill Sage first try, have no clue how people consider it difficult
>Get fucking trashed all damn day by Abyss Walkers
f u c k
>>334383006
Literally easiest boss
I took him down in like a minute. He barely has any health, I seriously expected there to be a second phase to the fight where he got his health back, but nothing happened. Just target the one with the purple casts when he multiplies himself and go all out on him while 2 handing your weapon. The later bosses are going to eat you alive if you can't beat this guy.
>>334383745
That's Yhorm though.
I didn't even get hit by crystal sage my first time. All it did was teleport and it was really fucking easy.
>>334383420
What's the benefit of using east west over the knight shield?
The regular enemy crystal sage you find in the grand archives is harder than the boss fight version.
>>334383656
This is so weird
I died to Crystal Sage about 3 times, all of them because of stunlock by 2nd phase
Yet I first-try beat Abyss Walkers. No parry-spam bullshit, even.
I thought Aldritch was one of the easiest bosses but it appears lots of people think he's the hardest? I also found the Crystal Sage really tough, all his second summons would fuck me while I focused on hitting the main dude
The only attack of Aldritch that was much of a threat was the fire imbued arrows, but even they took about two tries to work out how to dodge
>>334383968
I'm pretty sure the knight shield doesn't have as much magic resistance
>>334384136
Aldritch is a joke because he doesn't combo and has ridiculous delay between his attacks. I literally mashed R1 like a mongoloid and just hit estus after he attacked me. Didn't bother dodging at all. He might be hard if you're a mage or something
>>334383656
>>334384047
Abyss Walkers are easy with a melee build, especially with fast weapons. The 2nd phase is literally hell for casters, (until you figure you can stunlock them with a short sword).
>>334383125
There's a bug with the fight where it spawns an immortal clone, and the real one doesn't show up again.
>>334384136
Aldrich obliterated me the first time around, I haven't gone back to fight him yet but Crystal Sage and the Abyss Walkers were piss easy with a pure melee build. It helps that no one knows how to deal with a fucking greatshield.
>fight Yhorm
>deal ~70dmg with my Zweihander
>pick up and equip storm ruler
>activate sword art
>attack
>40dmg
how is this supposed to worK?
>>334384437
Charge it
took me like 7 tries to beat before i realized that i only have o hit the purple magic one.
>>334384437
You hold L2 for about 7 seconds and then the sword goes mega and you next weapon art makes the fight trivial
>>334384523
>>334384552
oh, thanks
>>334384437
You need the four giant souls found in the toxic swamp below the profaned capital in order to lower his defense stat
>>334384551
First time playing a video game?
>>334383745
>>334383854
You niggas are misspelling Deacons of the deep
>>334384349
That is a screen shot of the real one.
>>334383006
Just whomp on him before he can get any spells off. He's super easy if you have fire orb to help close the gap.
>it's a "door you can't open from this side located near a bonfire" episode
I think Two Princes first stage would have been my favourite boss fight if he had a more varied moveset that made more use of the teleporting, could have been some sweet shit like the Monsoon boss fight in MGR
>>334383006
I got the knight set with that hooded knight helm, the knight starting shield and that greatwood spear at about 28SL.
Killed it on 3rd try
Git gud scrub
How much Vigor and Attunment should I aim for with my pyromancer build? Currently sitting on 26 int/fth after rushing the pyromancer gear in smoldering lake. About to go fuck shit up in cathedral of the deep with chaos fire orb.
>>334383006
>Crystal Sage
>Giant fucking hat
So, it's Big Hat Logan?
>>334383006
When he starts using the clones hide in cover and use a bow to pick them off. It only takes one arrow.
>>334384878
>nearly every door in this game can't be opened from this side or needs a key from an area that is 2 hours away from the area you're currently in
>>334384878
>implying those are bad
Knowing that you'll eventually hit a shortcut so close to the bonfire is great.
>>334384981
One of his apprentices
>>334384785
>tfw I haven't found pyromancer yet.
I already killed spooky skeletor skull, but I have 0 pyromancies
>>334384981
The hat description actually mentions that the sage followed his teachings.
I love how everyone has trouble with different shit, I died a couple of times to the tutorial boss and didn't to crystal sage.
Pontiff All Business All The Time is currently pushing my shit in.
>>334383006
Fools idol 2.0, walkers and sully have been pushing my shit in, but so far I'm fine.
>>334384136
Aldritch even has an attack where he falls to the ground and writhes around doing nothing for 30 years. How can people honestly find that hard?
>>334384785
>He's super easy if you have fire orb
I got my ass kicked trying to fight him with pyromancies, than I just ran in and kept hitting him and it was piss easy.
>>334385121
>Pontiff All Business All The Time
I used a Sacrifice Ring to nip out with the 40k souls I wandered in there with.
That fight is a bit too real right now.
>>334385023
It's pretty fucking awful when you hit a point where you just assume that every single door near a bonfire is the obligatory shortcut and you end up being right 90% of the time.
Not to mention it results in there only ever being one fucking direction to travel in more often than not.
>>334384301
It just seemed pretty random to me when Abyss would flinch or when he would tank through it and combo your ass if you tried to keep hitting him
The most I could ever get was two consecutive hits before he either normal rolls away, does the dodge into dagger lunge attack that cannot be interrupted/traded, or just decides to shrug off the flinch and start comboing you.
I always wanted to just be super aggressive instead of waiting for the others to spawn so I could fish for easy backstabs. His gigantic AOE in second phase punishes aggressive rolls pretty hard combined with his poise, and the flame aftereffect making you flinch also fucked up my aggression.
It just seems like he was designed to shit on my playstyle which is why he gave me so much trouble.
>>334385149
And his teleport move takes about 6 seconds and you can easily hit his tail without fear of getting hit by the AoE explosion
Who /trump/ here? Let's make the High Wall just a little bit higher and make Lothric great again
>>334384878
Yeah that's typically how shortcuts work anon.
>>334385121
>>334385248
He destroyed me until I got a couple lucky parries off. Parrying those flashy shit bosses is a really great feeling.
He's definitely one of those bosses though where you just walk in the door and get annihilated in two seconds. Those types of fights can get pretty frustrating after a while because you feel like you aren't making any progress
>>334383006
>+1 estus
>all dat hp
how?
>>334385290
>The most I could ever get was two consecutive hits before he either normal rolls away, does the dodge
Need a faster weapon, his fast attacks can be interrupted, it's his slow attacks which can't, so just keep an eye out for that and dodge.
How do you guys have the patience to play through this game? DS3 is my first DS and I got bored very quickly. It feels like I might be missing something but the gameplay can be shorten to run to monster and spam light attacks and roll around occasionally when boss/big weapon. You basically only die to weird vicious setups or bad combo rng on bosses and when you do you're forced to hack your way through all the useless trash mobs you've killed for the last 10 minutes.
I really don't get it
>>334385404
In Dark Souls 3 it is. It's exclusively how they work.
How does blue sentinels work guys? I can see the icon flashing but I don't get summoned
>>334383006
Was cruising through the game until I met this guy. Died to him like 10 times. It doesn't really help if you have high health if the clones stunlock/1-shot you in the second phase.
>>334385568
The game isn't for you. Return it.
>helped a guy out at Sage
>he was lagging so hard that the Sage was static on my screen and I didn't get hit
>>334385631
Bazillions of people are in the Blue Sentinels/Darkmoon Blades and I can't imagine many people are in the Way of the Blue, basically fuckload of competition to get summoned, I haven't been summoned once in 34 hours playtime
>>334385743
>implying I bought it
I'm just genuinly wondering what people see in this game, the only redeeming part is the art direction
>>334383006
I am kinda getting annoyed at the amount of bosses that spawn enemies
How stable is it on the pc right now? Plenty of Steam reviews are mentioning the constant crashing and the game being plagued by bugs.
>>334385905
like he said. the game isn't for you then. uninstall and move on. people like different things. shocking i know. now let it go unless you are just here to start shit, then fuck off
> Beat Great wood before joining mound makers
> Beat Giant Skelly before Deacons, apparently I fucked up Anri of Astora's questline
This is why people use guides, no way to know this shit otherwise
>>334385754
This has happened to me a retarded number of times after being summoned.
I just poisoned the nigger, and 2 handed my claymore and wrecked it when it would pop up. By the time it started summoning clones it had like 1/3 of it's health left.
>>334386094
Or you could tell me what you like in the game like I asked instead of acting like a gigantic faggot
>>334383006
Easiest boss, only one so far that i didn't die even once on
>>334385905
Lore, build variety, atmosphere, enemy/boss design and etc. The weapons have their own movesets, there are many different armour designs for fashion fags, the bosses can be fun and interesting, sorcery is alright enough for mage fags blah blah.
Is it really that hard to understand? For fuck sake's, there's always at least one of you people in every third thread.
>>334385990
it's From "We don't know how to design good bosses anymore so we just throw in more enemies" Software we're talking about
>>334383656
You can cheese first phase by waiting for red eyes to spawn, second phase isn't as hard
>>334383420
>>334384209
Look at this scum, bragging for using a shield.
>>334386184
i like the gameplay. you don't. happy now?
>>334386049
I have a high end computer and no issues what so ever. I am only 33% done with the game however.
Maybe the problems persist with the lower end computers.
>>334383006
I literally beat Crystal Sages on my first try and took no damage. I didn't even realize this boss had remotely any difficulty at all till my second play through.
>>334386362
>look at this guy using a tool given to him in the game
>>334384005
That bastard gave me flashbacks to Amana.
>>334386378
Not really, I explained what I didn't like it it. You don't. That makes your comment pretty much worthless to me. Or anyone else for that matter
>>334386506
Same.
Anyone else using the lucerne? what infusion should i use for 30/30?
>>334386524
well i'm not here to enlighten people. i'm here because i like souls games. you started the stupid questions in a SOULS thread
>>334386049
I have a 970 and haven't noticed one frame drop. Seems like a coin flip
>>334385823
This, I was in the Way of the Blue until I found the Rosalia Fingers, and up to that point, whenever I was invaded, which happened 4 times, a Blue would instantly get summoned to help me.
One time I was exploring that ruined keep part before the Crystal Sage, and got invaded, I didn't give a shit about it and kept exploring, a Blue was summoned, fought the Red and died, then another one was summoned, and also died, and finally when a third one was summoned, the Red found me and started pushing my shit in, but then all of sudden the blue dropped on him with a plunging attack and killed him.
Poor guy, I didn't manually summon anybody, but he still had to go through 3 blues to get to me.
>>334386634
What's your CPU?
>>334386602
>30/30
Restart
>>334386620
yeah I tend to ask SOULS related questions in SOULS threads
You're a major moron man
>>334383006
>equip Greatsword class weapon
>mash the fuck out of him
The one with purple magic is always the real one. Went in with a +4 clay, half health and 2 estus, and flawlessed him.
Walking into the bossroom with my head up my own ass I literally bare-fisted to boss down but I did it so fast that it didn't even count as a first try. More like a 0.5 try or 0.4 considering it didn't hit me once or how fast I beat it.
>>334385084
He's at a cage on the second floor of a building where three undeads are throwing firebombs, that's like before that tree with nuts
>>334386719
Why? i basically just pumped those first like in the other games.
>>334386524
Why do you need people to explain why they like something you don't?
Different people like different shit.
I love mushrooms, lots of people hate them, never have I been asked to explain why i like them. Stop being so legitimately autistic.inb4 someone spergs out about food analogy
Anyone else feel like there's a MASSIVE jump in difficulty after the Farron fight? The game becomes brutal as hell so quickly, particularly with Pontiff and Aldrich. It's kinda nuts
>>334386683
i7 4770K not overclocked. I fell for the i7 meme
>>334386870
I didn't find a way to get to these guys throwing bombs at me.
Just to be clear, you mean BloodBorn Village, yes?
>>334383006
Use throwing knifes to quickly get rid of clones from far away.
Then just mash the real one.
Easy.
>>334383006
In this fight the only real enemy is the framerate
Jesus fucking dicks, whenever he casted anything fps went down to single digits
>>334386602
>30/30
You gain nothing by doing this. Reallocate then add sharp or heavy depending which.
>>334386878
Scaling works completely differently, in old games stats got weaker the more you leveled them so Quality builds were good. In DS3 stats get exponentially better the more points you put into them, so quality builds will always be shit in comparison to pure str/dex
>>334384678
Deacons were weird, it took my about 20 minutes to get shit done because I didn't really know what was going on and only accidentaly killed the right priest until the second phase
Is Vordt the only boss on the High wall, I freed the thief, and got the axe, am I missing anything?
>>334387039
quality dark sword is the best weapon in the game though
>>334387020
You don't even need to waste time with the clones
Just bumrush the sage casting purple spells and push her shit in before she can cast.
>>334387128
Attack the lady who gives you the banner
>>334387064
>stats get exponentially better the more points you put into them
Oh shit really?
>>334383006
>faggots still struggle with bosses
holy shit man.. like you must be so fucking bad
I don't get how anyone who played ds1 or ds2 before is not able to beat this game
there is literally harder trash than this meme boss
I went through within 33 hours with all bosses and secrets
git gud you shit stain of low skill
>>334387229
For damage yes
>>334387064
Source on that? That sounds retarded
>>334387201
ehh, I'd rather not, I don't make a habit of killing NPC's in souls games, and I'm trying to play through blind
>>334387231
>bragging about playing 10 hours a day
Being a NEET really isn't anything to be proud of
>>334387160
And get penta penetrated by crystal spears from behind if you get an unlucky spawn.
It's just safer and requires little time to do.
If OP could just bum rush the boss he wouldn't have made the thread.
>>334386825
Its cool too focus on the real one when you're going to get mauled by spells from all directions and die instantly.
I died 5 times to this guy, and when I won, I did because I was at my limit and when he spawned along with his clones, I decided to rush for the one I thought to be the real one before they even started chanting their spells so I could tell from the colors, and turns out I was right.
I don't know about you, but the clone's heavy soul arrows did around 60% hp damage to me, and the crystal sage's did 80% damage, and his homing, slow moving orb killed me in one hit.
And considering you can be hit by several of them at the same time, it is very easy to die instantly to that boss.
What's the best 1H sword and shield combo in the game?
I'm currently using a black knights shield and +3 broadsword, but I don't want to waste my twinkling titanite if the payoff isn't worth it.
>>334387231
>I went through within 33 hours with all bosses and secrets
So you used a guide? Or did you find every single secret on your own? I went throught and missed entire areas because I didn't notices certain paths or keys
>>334387313
You have to fight her later anyway
>>334387342
dark sword + buckler for ez parries, dont forget your hornet ring
I encountered a bug with that boss. He warped out and never respawned so I was tuck in the arena with nothing.
On my 2nd try it was a cake walk. Easiest boss in the game
Godfucking damn it I managed to get through each boss with little to no trouble.
I fucked up the Abyss Walkers on my first try with bearly ny Estus, I stunlocked Crystal Sage to death, and can't really remember any other boss other than BIG FAT SKELETON.
But Polnareff Sullivan is fucking me up left, right, and center
>>334383656
>beat both the first try
>get 7+ deaths vs pontiff and aldrich
I really like the pontiff fight though, I did it 30+ times in jolly coop now. Probably my favorite fight as of now.
>>334386894
>why would you every need another point of view than your own you autist!
How old are you?
>>334387317
Sup' normie, why aren't you on facebook?
>>334387231
How do you know that you found all bosses and secret? Don't tell me...you used a guide?
>>334387461
Have you tried parrying him? He takes a ton of damage from criticals
>>334384349
Happened to a friend of mine, when he summoned me to his world. We chose to bone out and try again, and it was working just fine that time.
>>334387064
shieeeeet. Can you also not join covenants when hollow? I could respec but whenever i "join" a covenant, it doesnt actually do it.
>>334387363
oh for real? nice, I guess I probably will then, I'm 2 hours into this game and I've fought 2 bosses, there's too much not boss in this game so far. Also why does the Uchi feel so fucking good my god, it's clean as fuck and it's got nice range, is it any good beyond early game, can I infuse this bitch and run nerds over with it?
>>334387469
Pontiff is a cool fight, i really enjoyed him, it was the first brick wall of progress I've encountered so far, took me a while but i finally got gud. Managed to get him to his second form without taking a single hit.
>Tfw silver knight kills you in a single swipe from 80-90% HP
>Dancer grab instagibs from full HP
Jesus, I need to take a sip every time I get hit.
>>334387006
There is abonfireright below that area. If you jump off the bridge.
You think he met not Seath yet? That charge immediately after the tail swipe was brutal.
>>334387479
Why do you need someone to explain why they like something you don't? That's learning disability shit. If you know enough about it that you dislike it then surely you know enough to know why others do like it.
>>334387554
HE CAN BE PARRIED?
>>334387601
It'd be a lot less painful if parrying wasn't so incredibly difficult in non parry shields now
Is it true weapons scale better after 50 points?
>>334387229
>>334387275
Actually that appears to only be for magic, scaling doesn't start till 20 points, then starts getting better at 50.
But for str/dex
>attack damage per point has a soft cap at 40, a sharper cap above 59, and a hard cap at 99
So it just doesn't as bad as quickly as it does in in-previous games, which is why pure builds are better.
>>334387479
Having another point of view is't going to magically make you enjoy the game.
If you played it and don't like it, then uninstall and move on.
Game was a bit easier than DaS1 and DaS2. Or maybe it's just my experience that carried me thru the game.
28 hours, lvl77,Dark ending. Missed the dragon area but now did it after the main story. Enjoyable as fuck game
>>334387714
That's an extremely stupid and arrogant assumption
>>334386096
I beat skelly before the deacons also so I messed that up
And where do I find the guy that stands near lothrics chair? I need him to give me the key for the elevator near the high wall
>>334387861
Need to find a Pale Tongue for him to appear
>>334387568
It's a great weapon, especially the weapon skills. I think the Washing Pole is a bit better because of the extra range, but it also consumes a fuckton of FP with the weapon skill R1, so that can be a problem.
The Black Blade is good too, it has a different 1H R2 that's similar to the weapon skill R1, and a different 2H R2. Shitty range but it hits harder than the other katanas.
It's nice in PvP because the weapon skills are hard to tell apart from your opponent's perspective, so it's difficult to tell if you're going for a parry or an R1.
>>334387721
Yea, his overhead smash and the Gwyn-style wide swing are really easy to parry. Two parries should push him into phase two. Once you get there, just tunnel free damage into him when he's charging and summoning the spirit, and wait for him to do his ground AoE to finish him off.
>>334387861
I think he appears after you kill the Greatwood.
>>334383006
Easiest boss fight in the series that isn't Pinwheel and every other first boss (like Taurus Demon, but at least that fucker offed me a couple of times on my first run).
Didn't even die, you have enough room to run, hide and clones die in one hit, if you die to this boss, you need to learn how to dodge, I'm not even good at the game
>>334386049
I have two 260x cards (2gb each)
and a mid-range amd cpu. The game runs at about 50-40 fps on max settings, there are framedrops at some points but putting texture filtering to performance on radeon fixes it.
>had to summon for pontiff and nameless king
Stupid bosses if you use a slow weapon like the greatsword.
Especially nameless king is a bitch if you're not fast hitting.
Seriously though is there anyway to prevent Anri from dying if you beat Papa bones before deacon?
>>334384998
>Ranged
>>334387317
>10 hours a day
>y-you are a neet!
You realise this game is already so old that there are people out there with NG+ runs and level 140+
Outing yourself as a hard working faggot who has no time for vdeo games on /v/ is truly epic.
>>334387357
>>334387495
What fucking guide ? The content is leaked for 3 weeks. Every feed and youtube filled with fucking spoilers. I'm not spending another 20 hours walking at every possible wall and hitting it to find an illusion with the secret room. Also if you play online there is no fucking guide required - you just read the message on the ground and get told. This game is the epitome of casual walking simulator.
>>334387942
I don't play online. Can I get it somewhere else?
>>334388006
I did
>>334388063
>260X Crossfire
How do I access the area in the bottom of the Catacombs? I've been searching for a way in for ages and all I did was find the lost izalith and turned off that automatic crossbow thing.
>>334388307
>I don't play online. Can I get it somewhere else?
You can find one in the hidden area of The Undead Settlment with the fire demon. (Jump off the elevator up to giant with bow around half way)
>>334388307
Every covenant item, including pale tongues can both be found and farmed.
>>334388307
I was able to find one just exploring the Cathedral of the Deep.
>>334384963
Vigor softcaps at 27
>>334388307
>Can I get it somewhere else?
There's a few you can loot in the world.
>>334388414
gotta hit the bridge so that it breaks, then use the side at the Wolfric boss fight to climb it as a ladder downwards
>>334388414
Try hitting the bridge
Sage is a very shit boss. Basically you have to have a reliable stagger. Once I swapped from scythe to lothric straight it was easier. You also want to learn his spots. He tends to favor a few over others when he splits so be on him before he can even cast and he'll start a new split before clones can cast.
Most people who have easy time are your atypical strength hp betas which str is intense handhold in 3
>>334388501
>>334388512
Neat, thanks!
>>334388435
So how can you farm dankmoon's item?
>>334388414
When you enter lost Izalith from the wooden bridge way, hug the right wall and fall it around. You'll see an an opening that leads to that area.
Why does the standard club feel so good, you just bash niggers, it's so nice, and that R2 is great.
>>334388545
>str is handhold
There are two bosses that will destroy pure str users.
>>334388583
Darkmoon farming is the most annoying, it drops from silver knights right before the gate to aldrich.
>>334385456
You can get the key from Leonhard very early, once you have that you can go on exploiting the Darkwraith down the lift, drops 2.5k souls everytime and respawns.
>smouldering lake
that fucking earthworm jim is harder than Old Demon King
>>334384625
>>334388753
Christ end my life. Any chance to get the double item?
>>334388762
Get behind it and bait out his animation cycle.
>>334387128
Darkwraith miniboss
>>334388382
I found them on ebay for 200$ about 2 years back which was a steal for the time
>>334388818
Get symbol of avarice, gold serpent ring and the crystal sage rapier(crystal sage soul) and optionally use rusted coins.
>>334388923
I used that nigga for leveling
>>334388832
is there a way to shut down that annoying as fuck spear thrower?
>>334388954
Why the sage rapier?
>>334387231
IGN subscriber detected
>>334387201
Done goofd
Im 6 bosses in so far and he was bar none the easiest
>>334384678
The curse keeps getting me on Deacons. Is there any way to stop the curse or do I have to complete the fight before it gets activated?
>>334388998
Yeah
>>334388954
where is the gold serpent ring?
>>334387461
PORUNAREFFU
>>334389093
good, have to keep looking then
>>334386524
You are retarded, please for the love of god consider suicide.
>>334389102
In the jail cell where Siegward is.
>In the Iriithyl Dungeon
>Two giant rats in the room
>Run back into the corridor that I came from
>They surround me
>Ram into me
>Push me out of the map and into the void
Are rats the true bearers of the dark soul?
What's your most annoying enemy so far? Mine is tree lance dude
>>334389191
Holy fuck I thought I explored that shit area fully, Goddamit.
>>334383006
Just punch it until it dies.
That's what I did.
>>334389229
Yes, fuck rats and ratfags.
>>334389229
>mfw the skellington ball rolls over those 3 rats in the catacombs
>>334389191
Where the fuck is the key for that, I asked some fag and he told me to search thoroughly which is extremely unhelpful when there's a bazillion places it could be and I've been quite thorough for the whole playthrough and still not found it
>>334387749
>parry attack enemy gets staggered
>you still take damage is as if it was only a half parry
>able to riposte like normal
Why
>>334389013
+50 item discovery, you can equip it in your shield slot.
>>334389246
There is an enemy on the archdragon peak that can throw an axe attached to a chain.
The hitbox is fucked and it goes right through walls,
>>334387231
Wow, you have mad skills for being decent at a game you replayed twice before.
Also, them mad guide skills too.
>be invading
>enemies are still alive everywhere
>run to first bonfire
>host is sitting alone facing the bonfire with the disappointment emote
>maybe he didn't want to get invaded?
>decide to walk over to say hello
>the instant I enter the room his buddy smashes me flat with a charged attack
>host instantly stands up
>both proceed to utterly destroy me
It was amazing
>>334389461
the original game had that kind of thing happen too, to be fair
>>334387601
>He fell for the "never level up vigor" meme
>>334388758
Really?
So is the Crystal Sage actually Big Hat Logan or what?
>>334388985
Then you've done almost everything in High wall. I've heard rumors there's a frost knight somewhere like the one near the road of sacrifices, but I've yet to find him.
How do you beat Dancer? I keep dying please help.
>still nobody has invaded me
either it's my connection or from fucked something up
>>334389614
frost knight is much later
>>334389609
Crystal Sage is a follower of Logan's teachings.
>>334389246
Had more trouble with the spear knights in High Wall than anywhere else in the game.
>>334383656
Still stuck in Abyss Watchers, already killed sage.
Even with the help of Black Hand Gotthard.
I can't find Sirris of the Sunless Realms summon sign.
>>334389163
When you find Siegfried in the tower you'll be really close
>Aldrich Faithful
>Invade some dude with the black knight greatsword
>Duke it out with him, we're both very defensive so we deal minimal damage
>Darkwraith invade
>We both stop fighting, split up
>I find the darkwratih where the silver knight archers are
>Push him down, he dies
>Go back to the host
>He chugs all his estuses and I do the same
>We duel to the death with no healing items
He won at the end, but good lord that was such a fun moment. I even got some hate mail from the darkwraith
>>334389609
They're scholars who have studied Logan's teachings.
>>334389860
>hate mail from darkwraith
>>334389550
I like how effective leveling vigor is now. I'm only at 20 vigor and it's almost half the screen when kindled.
>>334383656
Same, killed Crystal Shiter at first try without even sweating, I think I didnt even chugged any estus, but the Artorias Fanboys, holy fucking hell, I dont get why people say the second phase is easier than the first, I used scimitars all the game, and he was just too fast for me.
>>334389694
I was able to beat him bysummoning, his second pase just didnt give me time to attack :(
The clones casting blue spells are fakes. Look for the ones against walls casting purple spells. Ezmode.
>>334383006
It's literally the fucking Wizrobe fight from Majoras Mask
>just beat that big skelly nigger, deacons, and sages
>a boss has yet to kill me more than twice
Is this game casual as fuck or did i got gud? I remember getting my shit pushed in during the first few areas really bad in DS1, 2 and BB.
>>334388998
>>334388762
The spear chucker kills the worm though. Just sprint past the worm and hide behind a pillar. The ballista shots will go right through the worm and destroy him
>>334389421
The area with the toxic lake and the pope unkindled there's a staircase that leads back into the dungeon which has the jailer's key ring. That's the one.
>>334389975
It diminishes a bit once you hit 1000 HP but that's already plenty.
>>334390128
Those were honestly the easier bosses of the game, come back when you've beaten aldirch and the pontiff
>Just got to Pontiff Sulyvahn
>this shouldn't be too bad, he's very aggressive but it should be fine as long as I get one hit in between combos
>second phase
>summons a force ghost
>now have to dodge two guys attacking in between combos with very short delays and very high damage
what the fuck
>>334390128
It's more you got good.
>>334390235
>Thinking Aldrich is hard
o i am laffin
>>334390189
tfw I was doing jolly coop for Pontiff and the host that summoned me got shit on in the first attack. He had 419 hp.
>>334383006
beat it on first try git gud
>>334388947
You shouldn't crossfire two low-mid tier cards. The average benefit from the second card is approx 60%, but it's very polarized. Well optimized games might see 80% increase, but some other games might not see any benefit whatsoever. With a single card you'll have lot better driver support and smoother performance.
At the time you could have probably bought second hand 7970 (280X) or 7950 for around 200$, although I'm not very familiar with american second hand sites. I bought my 7950 for 240€ when R9 200 series wasn't even released.
Posting in a troll thread
>>334390326
>tfw doing solo pontiff with 500 hp
I fucking said I will beat this boss solo and I did. Only took me like an hour 15.
>>334389534
>friend summons me for co-op
>just progressing through the boreal valley as normal
>keep getting spam invaded
>he runs to the bonfire/fog gate and pretends like he's panicking and confused
>I hide in the corner with a young white branch
>every time, without fail, the edgy invader slowwalks close to the bonfire and does some shitty emote
>creep up to him in statue form and smash him into the ground
>friend joins the jolly gangbang
>mfw this happens literally all night long
>>334390292
Try to bait the attack where he jumps in the air and lunges forward. Mostly I have no problem just rolling through the attacks when they're both active though.
>>334390128
Probably both.
They give you a huge amount of estus now, its like every bonfire is fully kindled for free, and rolls are reay forgiving.
If you have a good dps weapon you can basically just damage race every boss because you have so much health to work with and spamming roll will usually get you away safely enough to sippy.
Some of the bosses like pontif and dancer can still kill you if you slip up though.
>>334390292
I somehow do better against that phase than the first one.
>>334389047
I like IGN because of Noami Kyle fixing me up real good. Not because they give 10/10 walkthrough guides faggot.
>>334389491
Go FUCK yourself you moron. You wouldn't beat the game with miyazak as coach next to you. Puts a guide as an excuse for being TRASH AS FUCK IN A MEME SOULS VIDEO GAME.
I really like how /v/ is getting slowly but steady filled with low skilled fags like you better go back to your job and pretend you earn money.
>literally impossible thread on boreal beast
>literally impossible thread on tree boss
>literally impossible thread on this
This is bait right?>mfw he tries to claim abyss wakers, deacon and giant skeleton are hard,I would list more bosses but just beat skeleboss,
>>334388252
>I finished the game quickly and got all secrets because I already watched my favorite kid entertainer on twitch playing it!
I have 38 hours on DS3 and I think I am at the half mark, I stumbled upon Smoldering Lake this morning and it was incredible, enjoy your spoiled game I guess.
>>334389536
And it was stupid then, and 2 did away with it. One of the few things that game did right. Give me the parry or don't.
Don't punish me for landing a parry, punish me for not landing a parry.
>>334384878
>It's a "Door doesn't open from this side" episode
>>334388923
Where?
>use all my free levels from the pilgrim and he dies
>im hollow but lol ill go pray to that shrine in the sewer to reverse it
>no longer a beef jerky
>go level up
>hollow again
What did this nigger do to me
>>334383006
literally the boss that cannot hit you. how the FUCK could this boss be hard in ANY way. All you have to do is fucking roll.
>It's an yrithill episode
>>334390627
I'm not defending it, it's bullshit, but I feel like they went back to the first game's mechanics in a lot of ways, maybe this is one of them? I wish they didn't mess with the parry timing window for the regular shields, that is just brutal
>>334390683
Buy the tower key from the handmaiden, that's all i'll tell you
>>334383006
You re being ironic right ? Do someone actually find the fucker hard ?
>>334387231
Look out. We got a real badass here.
>>334390683
You have to pay for the levels if you want to remain human.
>>334390704
It can fuck you hard if you let the clones free cast.
>>334384678
Deacons are literally easy peasy if you have farron's greatsword.
Cuhrazy spins for the wins
has anyone gotten the full dark set yet?
ive been killing the dark night guys that drop cracked red eye orbs and so far the only rarely drop the leggings and the torso
>>334383006
Throwing knives helped me a lot with this fight.
>>334390792
I can tell you are impressed. How that progress going ? HAHAHAHAHA
>>334390189
Okay, I have to ask, are you guys leveling Endurance and Vitality? I got End(I think, the one that gives you stamina) to lvl 20 but 2 stamina each level seems kinda shitty.
What are you supposed to do against Wolnir's breath attack when he has you backed against the wall?
