Oh shit nigger, you're Simon. A weeaboo skeleton working for the supervillain Greg the Necromancer.
Currently you're playing video games with another skeleton, Lolisniffer, what do you do?
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
>>334364941
punch fist with face
>>334364978
this
Unplug his controller.
Ask Lolisniffer why he likes making me watch him play Fez.
>>334364941
Punch fist with foot
sup, OP
depending the timezone, you're doing this pretty early or late, been busy?
>>334365169
It's late for him.
why have we not punched self in face yet?
Enough of that, let's go do that thing. You know. THAT
>>334365275
We need some new custimization! show us what we can wear!
break thumb while attempting a 360noscope hadouken.
>>334365275
assemble the gang
>>334365275
Get ready to battle Shadowboss Rainbow
>>334365337
Agreed.
>>334365337
Simon peruses his closet
>>334365486
hats
we need hats
>>334365486
what's that secret box
>>334365486
What's the 6th slot
Looks like there should be a 6th slot?
>>334365486
Weeabo shit
>>334365534
There is no 6th slot, stop thinking about it
>>334365648
Can't stop thinking about it
>>334365648
Think about it
>>334365648
find who stole the mystery sixth box
>>334365648
HATS
>>334365719
Goddamn it
>>334365719
Nobody stole it, since it doesn't exist
>>334365786
I SEE THAT SHIT
I FUCKING SEE IT
>>334365786
Just wear lolisniffers suit.
>>334365786
search for the FemSkelly's stuff
>>334365786
look through medieval larp then
>>334365786
medieval larp
lock in
>>334365786
Weeaboo shit
>>334365786
Look, we know it exists. In fact, it's hidden in this very room!
>>334365852
Confirmed.
>>334365856
Openning weeaboo shit
>>334366078
Red and black coat
>>334366078
don't you have a japanese high school uniform?
if not go samurai
>>334366078
Nah, fuck this, Medieval larp
>>334366078
Equip coat but remove gay chain lock in
>>334366078
check out medieval closet
>>334366078
equip girl's dress, lock in
>>334366078
Spend 25 Skele-points to buy a new costume.
>>334366078
Combine them into weaboo poncho.
>>334366179
9 is a winner
Weaboo poncho pls
>>334366391
First option lock in
>>334366391
burn them, hide the shame from when you werent a weeb
>>334366391
Fuck my shit up. Go to Gregs closet
>>334366391
Pick the armor on the left but add a samurai helmet to it
>>334366391
spraypaint weebshit all over the far right one
lock in
>>334366391
the one in the far right, you the one off screen
>>334366457
But the far right one is a peasant outfit
>>334366391
Crusader skeleton go
>>334366518
Peasant outfit lock in
>>334366518
pick the one left to the far right, redo the helmet to look weaboo-y and lock in
>>334366518
BUCKET HELM GO
>>334366518
go with the far left then
>>334366518
why not
do it
>>334366578
Here are the outfits you can buy
>>334366518
ENOUGH WITH THE FAR LEFT OR FAR RIGHT SHIT
HIT RANDOMIZE, WE'RE GONNA MIX AND MATCH
>>334366854
The one on the left
>>334366854
mahou shoujo lock in
>>334366854
Poak buns lock in
>>334366854
LEFT LEFT LEFT
Go back and buy the medieval costume on the left, lock in.
>>334366854
frilly dress get
>>334366854
MAHOU SHOUJO
LOCK THE FUCK ON AND CONTINUE STORY
>>334366878
Ya sure m8
>>334366854
Kawaii activate
>>334367021
LOCK THE FUCK ON
YES
>>334367021
LOCK IN
>>334367021
FRILLY DRESS LOCK IN
>>334367021
naw poak buns and lock in
>>334367021
PURCHASE FOR 25 BONEZONES
>>334367021
Lock in
>>334367069
I have won
>>334367293
the others call you a faggit
girls call you cute, in a mocking tone
>>334367293
Lolisniffer punches you for looking so dumb
>>334367293
Dont forget the ribbon
>>334367293
this was all a dream
>>334367293
Meanwhile Shadowboss Jr attends the latest hero meeting, because he is a hero.
>>334367294
It's okay, you're kawaii, that's all that matters
>>334367469
stop playing vidya
do some supervillany with gang
>>334367469
plot happens
>>334367506
Oh hey the bell just rang, who could it be?
>>334367580
Lolisniffer answers it and is immediately punched through a wall
>>334367580
Shadowrainbow Jr
>>334367580
Carl Roggen
>>334367580
Pizza man
>>334367580
Its the mailman, it brings you a letter from BOWSAH.
(Or whatever)
>>334367580
It's the milkman. Skeletons need lots of milk.
>>334367607
"FUCK"
>>334367787
It's super skelly MK2
>>334367787
It's just Old Lady Agnes, cranky that the skeletons are making so much noise.
She has surprising, comical strength that is a continuous source of confusion for all the skeletons.
>>334367787
who is it?
>>334367787
It's a clown!
>>334367787
Milkshakes?
>>334364941
Wait, how did Simon get out of coma
How did the merry band of skellies beat the merry rape of skellies
>>334367941
Lolisniffer had sex with all of them, made them suvmit and now they work for Greg. They also stole the milkshake skeleton
>>334367787
It's plot, forcing itself into the story.
>>334367992
Whoa
>>334367817
[dramatic music]
>>334368098
KAWAII ATTACK
>>334368098
hey dude, wanna play vidya?
>>334368098
He laughs at Simon in a dress and calls him a faggot
>>334368098
swift kick in the pelvis
>>334368098
*gasp*
>>334368098
Quick, distract him with a panty shot
>>334368098
Is this going to be a multi-stage battle?
>>334368098
This one can play a mean banjo. Itll strum your skull off
>>334368098
Super skelly mk1 shares a milkshake with his brother
>>334368098
>"I want your glasses and your jacket"
>>334368172
Your kick is swiftly blocked
>>334368346
magic girl beam
Use other foot, he can't block us twice!
>>334368346
Fuse with Simon to become the ultimate skeleton mahou shoujo
>>334368346
follow up with a second kick pluss everyone else kicking
Ask him why does his jacket fits good even though he has pointy bones all over his skeleton
>>334368346
Superskelly grabs our leg and swings us into the TV
Hit on him.
>>334368378
nigga we were controlling simon
>>334368346
Laser fight!
>>334368346
tell him he can't turn you down or its rape
>>334368346
Spook him
>>334368346
While Simon fights, Lolisniffer is singing a battle theme.
>>334368378
Nigga you are Simon
>>334368587
offer him a milkshake
that triggers him
>>334368587
I meant Lolisniffer
>>334368587
shout for backup
you got like 4-5 more skellies in your gang now
>>334368587
use ATTRACT
>>334368587
Superskelly picks up the TV and slams it down on Lolisniffer's head
>>334368587
Dinosaur laser fight
>>334368587
You power up at the thought of friendship
>>334368587
FemZebra uses「Charm」
>>334368587
tell him he can take you out on a date if he he doesn't then it's rape
>>334368625
You attracted its fist into your face. You're punched into a nearby wall
>>334368836
call for backup with a screech
>>334368735
Charge up niggah.
>>334368836
Tell him that you need to go and pick up your son from daycare and you'll finish fighting later.
>>334368836
Strut down the street to start a random encounter
>>334368836
do an abstract dance
>>334368836
Take this niggah to a moutain top
Start warping to semimaterial state. Now his attacks cannot hurt you.
>>334368859
Lolisniffer jumps out form the wall right next to you
>>334369139
Kawaii death ray activate!
>>334369139
Fug shitposts in Mk2s robomind with telepathy
>>334369139
talk about your feelings
>>334369139
Use Hadoken
>>334369139
Superskelly bites down on Lolisniffer's leg and smashes him into the TV
>>334369139
Scrap the niggah!
>>334369208
And got his face smashed into the milkshake for his trouble
>>334369139
Horizanal Counter! Go! Shift his weight blindly in the opposite direction! OPS!
>>334369362
what did this mean to you?
>>334369362
Simon is back into action, though slightly confused after hitting the wall.
>>334369362
use Super skelly to spray milkshake all over MK2
that might maybe do something to his circuits, I dunno
>>334369362
The Superskelly has a Vietnam flashback
>>334369362
Milkshake bot is pissed. Error. Error. Make death milkshakes
>>334369362
Superskelly's arms turn into plasma cannons
>>334369362
challenge him to a thumb war
>>334369426
But anon! milk makes skeletons stronger!, even ROBO SKELETONS
>>334369672
write book about it
>>334369672
The Australian Trickster reappears and starts calling everybody a cuck.
>>334369672
Challenge him to a riverdance-off
>>334369672
he force feeds it to his brother
>>334369672
QUICK ATTACK DRINK ALL THE MILK!
>>334369672
It shuts down
>>334369672
Tether the bots together! Force them to mental battles for all eternity
>>334369672
Robo gains milky vision
>>334369693
The new milkshake is made of anti-milk!
>>334369706
But you're a terrible writer!
>>334369853
Base the new book off the plot to your favorite anime
>>334369853
Poke him in the pelvis to see around. Look for 3 objectives.
>>334369853
milkshake bots goes milkshake berserk mode
>>334369853
Your horrifying writing leaves the Super Skelly mk2 reeling
>>334369853
Doesn't matter. Let's read some skeleton poetry!
>>334369853
The objectives can be completed, but you must complete one. Btw 20 blocks per second.
>>334369853
it's no different from your fanfiction just say uou are a Trans skelly and people will buy it regardless
>>334369853
Look at how many books the Twilight series sold and regain motivation!
>>334370006
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff this
>>334370028
pfffffffffffff xD
>>334370057
>>334370116
go home shitposter-kun
>>334370116
we don't use exck dee around here, get out
>>334370157
>>334370170
Merp. *tickles you*
>>334369897
"Once upon of time, there was a young skeleton named Simon living in an underground village. One day he met another skeleton named Lolisniffer and also found a robot. Then they escaped with their robot and fought another skeleton named Texas who also had a robot. They then got the two robots to combine into a bigger skeleton robot but it also had drills and huge shades. Some adventures later Lolisniffer dies and Simon mopes around for a while---the fuck am i reading?"
>>334370247
you get punched for writing a shitty book
even robot skellies hate that shit
>>334370247
super skelly critiques it
>>334370247
mk2 turns retard for being near such writings
>>334370247
THIS IS GENIUS
Suddenly a skeleton publisher comes in and offers a skeleton publishing deal
>>334370247
Meanwhile, Texas is driving the girls back to HQ after their dorm shenanigans was a bust.
Naturally, Georgia shotgunned front seat.
>>334370247
Greg loves it!
>>334370247
Simon catches on fire.
>>334370247
The story becomes real
>>334370307
You get frothy milk
>>334370404
Plays mario sunshine like its 2011=2013
>>334370329
"What, it doesn't say anything like that in here...Oh wait, you're actually on fire, that's what you meant"
>>334370529
Simon thinks this will make good material for his next story
>>334370529
Jojo and Kneechan defeats the super skelly
yay
>>334370529
lolisniffer puts out the fire with his fist
>>334370529
Well, his head is going super-saiyan, but what about th rest of the body?
>>334370529
Michael Bay appears and makes a movie out of Simon's story
>>334370634
explosion man
>>334370548
But got punched into the floor before getting to write it
>>334370727
Milkshake skelly bot is flirting withFemZebrafor some reason
>>334370707
can only whoop ass. no cuttty cutty bullshit. Seriously stop being so sowick.
>>334370727
Lolisniffer gets really invested in the story
>>334370727
critique his punch
>>334370727
Simon recovers from punch
>>334370727
femzebra and manzebra appears
>>334370779
That over straight ERROR NO LANDING ZONE START PLAZA
>>334370779
Your criticism is muffled with more punches
>>334370924
49371937193782645...
Sip some tea.
>>334371028
cross counter his punch?
>>334371028
Counter him with a suplex
>>334371028
Angel off hoizenal function -120
sweep 7-26
off brawn pull -27 push 57
landingzone: africa time: current jumptime tell home: 1s
>>334371164
YO MAC EAT
>>334371028
hack his robo bones
>>334371028
Poke him in the eye.
>>334371225
*turn left tell you are up* (or right)
>>334371263
>>334371278
(floating with no pull)
>>334371028
you write a negative review of your beat up
>>334371364
initiate selfdestruct
>>334371089
It was ineffective
>>334371454
Milkshake bot finally powersup from his anger
>>334371454
The super skelly's death milkshake is done
>>334371445
cooking ramen
>>334371454
Using your weaboo powers you transform into mahou shoujo
>>334371454
Kkkkkk kaaaay ohhhhhh
>>334371486
The dorm raid was already succesfully completed last thread
>>334371571
waters done
>>334371732
Fug walks in and drinks it's because he's so thirsty
>>334371779
Oooh fuck
>>334371682
noodels are floating around 47c one atop the other
prep time 2minutes
>>334371732
SHIT RUN
>>334371732
This looks perfectly safe to drink.
>>334371779
And so Fug died. Again
>>334371929
He's a skeleton he cant die you dummy.
>>334371929
Fug's soul ascends to skeleton heaven
>>334371929
Funeral for fug
