Why is there no Khajiit marriage in Skyrim?
Is it an oversight or an intentional decision?
khajiit a shit
Ah yes, the """""""""""stealth""""""""""""" furfaggotry thread image starter.
>>334360730
I wonder how it is to get a blowjob from a Khajiit, does the fangs make it more pleasant in a more rough way or is it just best for you to go down on that furry pussy to keep your cock intact?
Probably intentional.
Khajiit are the rarest race in Skyrim, and being nomadic is part of their culture, so its much more unlikely for them to settle down, especially in a place so far from home.
>>334361343
100 hits of skooma at once.
>>334360730
because no one wants to marry a furry gipsy
>>334361343
extremely wet and soft so the barbed males can copulate effectively
>>334360730
Because Bethesda sucks at giving the player meaningful choices
>>334360730
>Why is there no Khajiit marriage in Skyrim?
Cause Bethesda knows that furries like you need to fucking die
>>334360730
>Implying they could even code it right
>>334361528
>because no one wants to marry a furry gipsy
>[their pussy is] extremely wet and soft
You're making NO sense.
IS THIS A PREQUEL THREAD
I WANNA MARRY A CAT
>>334360730
>>334360730
I've always wondered if this picture was fanart for that /tg/ story about how a paladin got drunk and hit up the party cat girl, only to get over powered and raped by her.
Because that story is great.
>>334360730
>mfw this pic is a perfect analogy of furries and /v/
Cats are the comfiest animals. I love watching TV while my cat rests its head on my stomach.
>>334362969
Imagine if it was a qt Khajiit gf instead.
>>334360730
They look nothing like in that pic, OP.
Cause they're fucking ugly and you should feel disgusting
>>334362969
Yeah I love when they stand up and embed their claws in my skin. Real comfy.
>>334363137
Actually khajiit come in multiple varieties, ranging from literal cats to basically just elves.
>>334361498
DUDE
>>334363242
SKOOMA
>>334362969
Or a big ass lazy dog. Like a St. Bernard or something. Slobbery, fluffy, all around lovable.
>>334363205
>Yeah I love when they stand up and embed their claws in my skin. Real comfy.
Don't blame the cat for your thin skin. It's never happened for me though.
You wouldn't fuck a cat, would you /v/?
>>334363287
Agreed. Big lazy fluffy dogs are great too.
>>334363338
the only good thing about this was the porn really
>>334363315
This is why I have a snake, which is actually the most comfiest pet.
>It's never happened for me though.
You either have not had that cat for very long, declawed it, or you're lying through your teeth.
>>334363349
a cat is fine too
>>334363338
looks like a statue made out of wood.
>>334360730
is there a workshop mod for that?
too lazy to look up right now
>>334360730
I'd expect a reason similar to pic related.
>>334363420
He has claws. I've had him for eight years and hes scratched me multiple times as I love playing with him. But he has never "embedded" the claws in my belly. I can feel them, sure, but they don't go deep.
>>334363478
I've never seen a dwarf look like a 14 year old girl
>>334363547
He might be thinking of Gnomes in WoW.
>>334363541
So you're just being pedantic then, gotcha.
>>334363547
In Gaider's mind: Short = Young
Nevermind that female dwarves are very heavily built with distincly adult faces.
there are no female dwarves
they reproduce by budding
>>334363459
literally every second life "3d" model
>>334362418
Reddit.
goo dot gl/ST5xSL
>>334362729
Wrong. This is.
>>334363661
This
Dwarf females look older, if anything
>>334363287
>slobbery
Why would you ever want a pet that drools all over everything, yourself included?
rabbits > cats
>>334363808
It doesn't work
>>334363837
Well I mean I can go for a non-slobbery one like a Samoyed, but I like the St. Bernard more. The slobber kinda comes with it.
>>334363870
reminder that rabbits eat their own shit
>>334363994
>>334363658
Whatever, dude.
>>334361461
A girl who just uses a hint of her teeth isfucking amazing
>>334363870
horses > rabbits
>>334363874tiny dot cc/zp5tay
>>334360730
Bethesda is racist!
>62 Marriage options
>29 nerds
>1 redguard
>0 khajiit
>0 woodelves
Fuck dat shit!
>>334363547
It should tell you something about Gaider's mindset.
>>334364114
>>334363765
http://mvolith.blogspot.com/p/play-game.html
>>334364114
that's debatable if we're talking 3DPD
if we're talking anthros then that's objectively wrong
>>334362653
Pleasepost
>>334363114
;-;
>>334364202
>objectively wrong
>teats
>winking
>naturally puffy assholes
rabbits are pleb tier
>>334361478
There were khajiit in the game, and they could have written in at least 1 as a romance.
>>334362036
>hating furries
Fuck off. This meme died off circa 2010. No one cares anymore.
>>334364197haven't got enough of this character
>>334364252
horses just don't make for good anthros
>>334364293
Delusion.
>>334363478
Glad that retard left Bioware.
>>334363658
you realise while cats might hate you, snakes are literally incapable of feeling love and even if you spent 15 years with it, if it got out it wouldnt even understand the concept of looking back?
in order for something to love you, it has to be able to hate you.
>>334364112
Scraping or biting? Because the first one is almost as bad as a sack tap
>>334364386
actually he's right, /v/ is at least 3/4 furry at this point
http://strawpoll.me/6148949/
>>334364386
Newfag.
People spammed gore and porn and scat in furry threads on the regular and constantly made anti-furry threads. Look at /b/ and now /trash/ right now. No one is spamming the furry threads. No one is crying about them. People gave up long ago.
>>334364537
Furries run 4chan.
>>334364623
*RUIN
Furries fucking ruin 4chan.
>>334364510
>more people would fuck an actual animal than masturbate to a fake animal
Oh hey, it's this thread again.
I bet bunny poster is in here.
>>334363718
When their biceps become large enough, they drop off and a new dwarf grows from the muscle seed
>mfw 4chan made me furry and trans
Thanks guys
>>334364684
of course
I'm in all furry threads
>>334364293
What a sad thing 4chan has become.
>>334364869
LOL FURRIES ARE EVIL AND THE SAME AS ZOOPHILIACS LMAO
t. 2007 /b/
>>334364353
You're wrong about that but I don't want to get banned.
>>334364869
>it's now sad to have a passion for animals
You're sad for being triggered by other peoples' interests.
>>334364469
Nibbling, of course. Unf.
>>334362653
Someone post this fucking story.
>>334364783
I usually try to find you in threads.
No reason, just something to do I guess.
>>334361343
put your dick in a cat and check it yourself
>>334361343
Like bags of cat litter
>>334360730
>Why is there no Khajiit marriage in Skyrim?
Because realistically a human wouldn't marry a humanoid with a cathead, especially since they can't make any children either.
It's not like khajit look like Katt.
>>334365208
can you fuck right off?
>>334365208
You mind getting a fucking life sometime?
>>334365326
People obviously know what they look like in game, and they're not particularly unattractive. They could at least throw a bone with a partner who specifically acknowledges that your romance is taboo and you'll never have kids etc but they decide to be with you just because they love you.
Lusty Argonian Maids > Skinny Khajiit Thief
>>334365539
I like furry but this is a blue board and posting porn is an express route to thread deletion.
>>334365417
>Have kids with khajiit
>Human body furless except for head and shoulders
>Massive cat head
This is how dungeons become populated with monsters.
>>334364293
I care. F40PH MOTHERFUCKER
>>334365629less thick
>>334365539
You misconstrue. Ponies can fuck off into infinity.
![[chivalry intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/1Az0PRc.gif "[chivalry intensifies].gif")
>>334365417
>a partner who specifically acknowledges that your romance is taboo and you'll never have kids etc but they decide to be with you just because they love you.
This is one of the most cliche things out there but God damn if it doesn't hit the spot just right.
>>334365629
>non-mod, non-furry sees thread with furry porn on /v/
>WOW FUCKING FURRIES I'M TELLING ALL MY FRIENDS THAT FURRIES ARE CANCER LMAO FUCK
>>334365629
Post more you degenerate, I love it. Cupcake is cute!
Khajiit do not practice marriage
>>334365417
>and they're not particularly unattractive
Unless you find the prospect of fucking your pet cat extremely enticing, yes they are unattractive.
>your romance is taboo and you'll never have kids etc but they decide to be with you just because they love you.
Doesn't make much sense since it wouldn't even be pratical (no heirs, no on to help out with our job, whatever). It would be so extremely rare it wouldn't even be worth bringing up.
In the elder scrolls world people are not living as comfortable and relaxed as you or me.
btw mods if you see thid thread pls trash it instead of deletion
Kitsune where it's at
>>334365978
>Unless you find the prospect of fucking your pet cat extremely enticing, yes they are unattractive.
Where did you get a pet cat that is humanoid and intelligent?
>>334365629
what? hardly ever does this happen. they actually get deleted because they went off topic. you can post as much furry shit as you want as long as its not explicit and ontopic. you guys need to learn how us shotafags do it. go ahead, post boys all day long, but FUCKING TALK about the game they are in. its that simple.
pop into a legend of zelda, megaman or yokai watch thread some time, see how we do it.
>>334365978
>Doesn't make much sense since it wouldn't even be practical (no heirs, no one to help out with your job, whatever)
What, like if you marry someone of the same sex?
Especially considering you just adopt anyway.
>>334366048
>Forbidden Prescription 2 is already in Sad Panda
>the two girls transform into anthro foxes at the end
>no one has translated it yet and there's no hope of a sequel
>>334366478
>high cut leotards and leg warmers
a better time
>>334366557
fuck this gay earth
>there is more Prequel art in this thread than on the website
I want to fuck that cat.
>>334366557
>Mfw the tags for the first one
>Harpy
>Centaur
>Defloration
>Schoolgirl uniform
>>334366048
sauce me up nigga
>>334366226
>CupCake's game will never be real
It hurts
>mfw it's been 3 weeks and my package still hasn't come in
TAKING BETS, WHICH COMES FIRST
PREQUEL FINISHING OR HALF LIFE 3
>>334362231
it's a prequel thread now, ok??katia is mine
>>334367064
>What the fuck are you doing you lazy dick?
s-shitposting chef ramsey
>One one points out that there's a lore reason for it.
Kahjit don't marry.
>>334364293
You're objectively wrong and your tastes are invalid
Are Khajits even born? I thought they came from the phases of the moon or some hippy shit like that.
>>334367064
>Wake up you fucking idiot!
Damn it, way to be boring.
>>334367061
>bra isn't painted on
>no painted on underwear either
Bruh.
>>334364729
Be grateful that it's just that....
>>334367047
>prequel finishing
>HL3
You'd be better off waiting for humanity to get their shit together.
>>334367287
SPACE PIRATE PLS
>>334367287
Hell Mom plz, but those odds are outrageous, so Yakuza Mom pls.
>>334367350
Nice get.
Probably an engine limitation. After all, they still can't handle ladders.
>>334363274
LMAO
>>334366846
exhentai.org/g/835663/477094d22b
>>334367064
>What the fuck are you doing you wimpy asshole?
I wonder sometimes too
>>334367064
Wake up you proud fuckface!
>>334367287
>>334360730
I want to FUCK that cat.
Why are there horses in Skyrim
>no mounted combat
>no horse archery or magic
Look at all the content they just skipped. There could have been horse races, missions that require you to flee people, or chase them like a GTA game, there could have been mounted opponents you can knock off their horses, etc...
Instead, they are worthless, especially with fast travel.
>>334366593
Buttholes are dirty and gross. Mouths and vaginas are the only place weewee's go.
>>334367554
But that would require effort.
>>334367604
shit taste
>>334367635
kek
>Nobody have started scalie countering
>>334367604
Buttholes are amazing, get some taste pleb.
>>334367064
Its burnt you silly dumbo! Doesn't sound very insulting imo.
>>334367337
FUCKING
BASED
>>334366094
>Where did you get a pet cat that is humanoid and intelligent?
What is attractive about a humanoid with an actual cat head?
>>334366460
>What, like if you marry someone of the same sex?
>Especially considering you just adopt anyway.
You're using modern day real life logic, which isn't the kind of world Elder Scrolls is.
In Skyrim do you think all the boys are NEETs that jack off all day to drawn images of women with dicks or something?
>>334367747
>hair
When will they get together?
>>334367928
>Any question of "when" regarding Prequel
>Expecting any answer besides "NEVER"
>>334364537
>No one is spamming the furry threads. No one is crying about them.
Because they are less ubiquitous you retarded zoophiliac schizo. Also your game is still shit.
>>334367064
It's RAAAW you weird asshole!
>>334367915
>What is attractive about a humanoid with an actual cat head?
Head isn't as big of a deal for me as the body is. If the bodies humanoid enough I could probably fap to it.
>>334367287
Hmm
>>334367287
Hell mom > all
>>334367064
>fuck off you fucking fucker
>>334368180
Yakuza mom is ok.. gotta keep that blood line pure
>>334360730
Furshit aside, cat vaginas are designed to take barbed cocks, so you can probably Khajiits really hard with a soft human one.
>>334368160
>Head isn't as big of a deal for me as the body is.
It's the part you will look at when talking to, kissing, getting oral, etc.
Having an attractive or at least decent looking face is extremely important.
Another shit thread derailed.
All in a days work.
Science better get up off it's ass and make hybrids a real thing already
>>334367271
It might not be accurate, but it's still pretty cute nonetheless.
Also
>It's RAAAW you pathetic pig!
Werkz 4 me.
>>334367064
Get out! You proud Dog
>>334367287
Which is the one with the giant futa penis?
>>334367064
>fuck off! you dumb fatass
geez ramsay ok, there is no need to be mean
>>334367287
>>334368675
All of them
Felines and primates/reptile plants/whatever you would classify elves at are genetically incompatible due to DNA difference.
>>334368639
According to some tinfoils the government has already done this.
>>334360730
Why there's no skooma addiction mechanics in Skyrim, also the Khajiit should really go mental after this stuff.
>inb4 mods - i know
>>334368639
I actually had a really fucked up dream once where animals gained human level sentience so animal x human relationships werent uncommon but then some scientist started splicing human x animal DNA and like 10000 years later the earth was populated by like 70% furries 30% humans .
Fucking Texas heat I swear man.
>>334368639
Is that supposed to be a spotted hyena?
You don't want to have anything to do with female spotted hyenas.
Why not Argonians or Dragons instead?
>>334368636
>tfw you find an empty swimsuit just as,if not more, attractive as the girl that would wear it being naked
what have I become?
>>334368364
Dunno, but I would definitely kiss a furry.
>>334368896
Because
>cold blood
>scales
>splinters
Someone please link me this fucking story already, I can find nothing about it on the archive or /tg/'s wiki
>>334362653
>>334368796
It's cut/diluted.
>>334367915
>You're using modern day real life logic, which isn't the kind of world Elder Scrolls is.
>You can literally marry someone of the same sex in Skyrim (and nobody cares)
>Only ingame way of taking care of kids is to adopt.
Well, you got me to reply, at least.
>>334368849
I could see that happening if animal traits gave them a genetic edge over plain Jane humans.
>>334368813
artist?
>>334368849
Sounds rad
>>334368885
What's the matter, not afraid of tentacle vaginas, are you?
>>334367287
Rollan pls
>>334368969
It wouldn't even need to give you an advantage, necessarily.
I'd sign up for proper cybernetics tomorrow, if I could.
>>334368953
>yes, and...?
>>334364510
Are erotic furry art becoming more popular in the last years?
>>334367287
Srsly im calling shenanigans.
>>334369003
Males are treated like shit 24/7 in hyena society even by their own daughters.
Male hyenas make muslim women look like female ants by comparison.
>>334367287
IDOL SLUT MOM PLS
>>334368963
>>You can literally marry someone of the same sex in Skyrim (and nobody cares)
>>Only ingame way of taking care of kids is to adopt.
>Well, you got me to reply, at least.
If that's true then it's a concession the devs made to pander to morons. That kind of pandering is what screwed over Bioware's games for years.
>>334365417
Suthay-Raht might be taboo but Ohmes-Raht might not be.
>>334369216
Sounds like some good femdom to me.
>>334367064
>Move your ass you weird donkey
Heh
>>334368953
>Cold blooded
All the more reason for her to always be huggin up on you at night under the covers
>Scales
Most feel as smooth and soft as silk you heathen
>Splinters
Where like on her back and or shoulders, Oh wait that's only a few specific reptiles and those are in specific places.
>>334368901
>>334369153
An artist I follow actually has his work displayed in a restaurant which is kinda cool
>>334367064
oh bby
>>334368953
>cold blood
that just means more cuddling, hugging, and sex since you're a heat source
>scales
do you even know what scales feel like? as long as they're properly moisturized there should be no issue. now shedding, that could be bothersome, but not a huge deal.
>splinters
lizards are not made of wood.
>>334367064
Apparently mine is "More sauce you wimpy fucker"
>>334366478
MORE SAUCE YOU WIMPY FUCKER
>>334367287
oh baby
>>334367064
>Its Burnt! You Pathetic Piece of Shit!
T-thanks...
>>334369316
They're also tree people anon.
For all we know they could have a pistil down there.
>>334369347
Wow he's good, not particularly attractive but good.
>Khajuit will never be qt catgirls like the original developers intended because Michael "Black Imperialism brothers, the black panthers are so cool (he actually said this)" Cuckbride was a furfag and changed the entire race and then made up some lore for his meme game.
>>334368969
>>334369003
It was really surreal. Animal people with IRL visuals are not the same as furries depicted various art. I was fucking horrified and I had to force myself awake before I got eaten or someshit.
Everytime I nap during the day I have these wierd dreamsand sometimes theyre prophetic
>>334369153
because the artstyle has actually improved drastically. If you look at old furry art styles (see: ol'pickaxe hands Jack) vs current iterations theres alot more variation and room for unique things.
>>334361621
>meaningful choices
>marriage
>>334369267
Enjoy never using your dick
>>334369450
That's either of a Hedgehog or a Porcupine or some animal with quills you dumb shit loving nigger
>>334369519
That's what I said when I first heard
>>334367287
>tfw no yakuza mom to shove illegal substances up your ass to get them through security and end up making you enjoy pegging as a side effect
Why fucking live?
>>334367064
>It's raw you fucking dick
How underwhelming.Just like my cooking skills
>>334369613
What kind of food?
>>334367064
>Gimme your jacket you fucking fat ass
How did he know?
>>334369661
Good taste my friend.
how come there's no dog girls
>>334361621
>meaningful choices
>marriage
unless it's part of the story something like marriage or dating would feel so fucking alien in a game like TES
>>334368901
Why did you have to go insane, Renard? You made ok music...
>>334369613
Is the restaurant doing well by any chance?
I can imagine normies gagging when they notice the art while in the middle of eating somehing.
>>334367064
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLE
I say this to people all the time! Thanks chef!
>>334369710
Indian
>>334364293
I only like this fetish because porn is porn but your a delusional faggot.
Lemme guess you have a fursona to?
>>334361461
>Cat tongue.
NOOOOOOOPE.
>>334369865
That explains it.
>>334369796
I don't follow his real life shenanigans, but he still makes good music. dod you listen to any of his latest stuff?
>>334364938
>>334364932
Deviant art is that way you degenerates
>>334369851
Apparently the place usually has slightly erotic stuff displayed so I can't imagine it's much of a problem
It's in Italy too so that helps
where da warm sands at
>>334369884
Maybe they have human like tongue. You don't see khajiit licking themselves like cats.
>>334369865
That strangely makes sense.
>>334370048
>>334370048
Why do ppl make hyper boobs and wimpy butts? You some kinda fag anon?
>tfw have a furry gf that role plays as a futa vixen
I'm sorry for those who cannot enjoy such pleasures in life
>>334370030
Ahh that's why kama sutra and all that. It's a culture thing.
>>334364145
If you make a Khajiit could you still marry them?
>>334369993
His falling out with both Sqweeg and Hank. The coming out/transgender thing. The rape accusations. Dropping all aliases for Darius and the other weird shit. Something Something Futret something. The tumblr blackout. The list goes on.
>>334370195
>wimpy butts
believe me she has a behind.
something like this.
>>334370287
Oh no, I know her for real
She's tiny and soft
>>334370385
THICK
>>334370385
Disgusting. Doesn't even look human any more.
>>334370486
It's a nigger, wasn't human in the first place
>>334370486
Guess you don't have black women around you. The fat ones have enormous asses.
>>334370578
Hi /pol/
>>334370578
>Thinks saying nigger makes them cool on /v/
I hope a pack of them opens you up like a box of Ritz
>>334370578
>>334370597
guys, that's aThalmor
>>334370385
>no butt physics
>>334370706
There are butt physics, just hard to notice in that webm.
>>334370706
knotty
>>334370347
>sqweeg and hank
sqweeg did most of his album art, right? who's hank?
>SJW shit
I sort of knew about this, but he was always a wierd faggot wasn't he?
>dropping aliases
shit was kind of a mess, but that is a shame.
>futret
who what?
>>334370706
The fuck is wrong with that dick
>>334370486
Judging by this thread, that doesn't seem to be an issue.
