Did you get /in/, /v/?
>>334341658
there is no room in there
I want to get it in her, if you know what I mean.
Of course not. Blizzard is making me pay for not buying any of the SC2 xpacs, no D3 xpac, a playtime of a week for WoD, and zero money spent in what little playtime I have in HotS and Hearthstone. This game actually interests me but NOPE NOT ALLOWED
no
Probably spent $300 on hearthstone alone.
Apparently I'm still not enough of a loyal customer.
Yep, just like the last stress test.
Im not a streamer or eceleb, so no.
Yes.
>finally get invite today
>can't connect to server
Still waiting
>>334344279
It doesn't start until 11 hours
>>334344279
The actual beta test isn't up yet. They're only sending out invites now.
I got in last time, doesn't look like I got in this time tho.
Yes now post some fat ass porn of the characters so I can work my dick so sore I'll actually be able to play without getting a hard-on tomorrow.
>Beta starts at 11am
>Dont get off work till noon on Fridays
>gf coming over for a few hours as soon as I get home
Sex and Money or Video Games /v/?
>>334344646
>gf
I believe you.
>>334344646
Sex
>tfw 2 weeks without sex
Think my duck is gonna explode
I got in and I hate Blizzard games, I only play HotS because of my friends pulling me into it and my current account has no purchases or other games on it. I used to play WoW on an older account up until WotLK but that's it.
On one hand, I feel bad getting this when people who wanted it more didn't.
On the other hand, fuck Blizzard and fuck anon.
>>334345070
>2 weeks
haha
ha
me too man always hitting that slash right?3 years
>>334345070
>perma/v/irgin
>rarely go more than 24 hours without fapping
Pretty sure it's an addiction/compulsion at this point.
>>334345070
Calling PETA
>>334341658
I've never gotten into a Blizzard beta even when I was playing WoW like a full time job. Every WoW expansion, vanilla WoW, SC2, D3, Hearthstone, and now Overwatch. Not a single beta invite over the years despite signing up for every one and exceeding system requirements.
>>334345070
He's gonna blow up his duck just because he hasn't been laid in a while.
Weak, man.
>tfw this shit is going to crash and burn just like Brink
No.
Blizzard showed their cards already, supporting overwatch is supporting bowing to feminism
>>334345342
fapping once a day isn't weird at all and is relatively normal
I jerk off at least 3 times a day and usually around 6 since because once it gets this late I jerk it like every 30-60 mins because people post lewd threads like this
Speaking of which, I got some doujinshi to fap to
>>334345648
>brink
Did you actually play that game? You didn't, because otherwise you would know about how absolutely shit it was. Nothing comes close.
Yes, I am still mad.
>>334345232
21 years here
>>334346019
You win?
>>334341658
Wait, they announced more invites?!??
>>334346158
No, but they haven't announced they're done sending invites
Why would you turds care for a beta that lasts literally for a day. Also the whole beta tease killed all my interest in the game and I cancelled my pre-order. Fuck blizz and their shitty game.
>>334345342
If you can go over a week without fappin you are okay. My record was 6 months, i don't recommend it because you will ejaculate during your sleep and wake up sticky.
>>334345732
The one time (in recent years) that I managed to go a week without fapping just by keeping myself busy all the time there was a noticeable personality change. I felt aggressive and irritable but also had desire to actually fuck something. Honestly it was the first time I felt actually horny in years. Unfortunately I went home and fapped. Back to the same old cycle.
>>334346253because I want to kill my interest in this game personally without paying blizzard any money
>>334346324
Thats a noble reason. I can respect that.
>>334344636
Minnie May is cute.
>>334345481
>exceeding system requirements
There's your problem. They want people with weird system configurations
>>334346236
.....
>tfw you're installing right now
>>334344636
You know that won't stop you.
No. Thanks for reminding me.
>>334341854
>>334342206
It's not about how faithful you are, knowing Blizzard i'd assume that if it's not full random, with the exception of the odd streamer, they'd choose people based on literally how popular you are and how likely you are to spread word of the game, assuming of course they can get that information.
So large facebook accounts, large number of bnet friends, and other social media are likely positive factors, also, being that kind of cringy autistic fuck that talks about games to normal people and relatives also helps, but i doubt social media is able to gather that kind of information right now.
That's what i would do anyway, there's little benefit to telling the truth, or rather, little prejudice to not follow up on what you said, PR is highly overrated in the gaming industry.
I seriously doubt any closed beta ever has been completely indiscriminate.
I've been in for a couple of months now, but i haven't played in weeks. I'm not burned out yet but i'm at the point where i've had my fill of the game and am a high enough level where i don't see the point in grinding any further when all my rewards will be reset soon anyway.
I'll just wait until it launches so i can start collecting actual rewards that stay.
>>334346253
This, i literally couldn't stop watching streamers and LPers when closed beta started.
Now i just don't care anymore, real smooth Blizzard, real smooth.
But to be honest pre-ordering Blizzard games after the multiple launch fiascos is stupid no matter how much hype there is.
Got /in/ as fuck
Last time I played - the previous stress weekend - I was dunking and getting POTG every single game, and I play a low-popularity hero, so it's great to have something to offer a team other than 'another' Widowmaker.
Yes, but I'm interstate for the weekend and can't play.
It's a fucking joke
>>334347089
I got in
>No linked social media
>Friends list has 4 people, one of which already got in
:^)
I do truly believe it's random based on the sorts of people who get in (except for the streamers they admitted to explicitly giving access to, of course)
will progress during this slightly less closed beta be wiped?
what about during the pre-order early access thing in may?
Do you have to do anything if you get in or is it just added to your account?
>>334347492
Yes
Probably but they haven't explicitly said. I would assume yes. (That early access is followed by 2 days of open-to-everyone beta)
>>334347875
You have to have Overwatch enabled on your beta preferences. Then it will appear without warning. The emails are always late or missing.
Why would I want to try when I've never liked a single Blizzard game?
>Using SFM to make lewd Tracer WebM videos
Did any australians get in?
>>334348234
Yes
>preorder overwatch
>own every other game on battlenet
>buy every expansion except for the shit mission packs in sc2
>no beta
So this is what I get for not getting the mission packs, thanks blizzard.
>>334348617
I didn't buy Legacy of The Void at all and I got in.
>tfw you didn't get into any of them
Wasn't gonna buy it anyway.
Yes
>>334341658
no, and I'm not going to buy it if I don't
games are too shit nowadays to just make a blind purchase
>>334345070
>tfw gf out of town for operation
>tfw haven't fucked in 3 weeks
>tfw she's coming back tomorrow
So, i did got invited, fucking hell only 2 days, and im seeing people that didnt, its not a open beta test?
I didn't get an e-mail invitation or anything, but when I opened Battle.net just now, I saw the option to install Overwatch, and I'm installing now. So I guess I'm in? You'd think they'd let me know elsewhere.
Also worth noting, I've never played another Blizzard game except maybe a few hours of Hearthstone, and the only Blizzard purchase I've made is a prepurchase of the standard edition of Overwatch.
I got in. This will be my first beta for anything.
>mfw I canceled my wow subscription one month ago
>>334351276
open beta is next month
>>334341854
I bought all the StarCrafts, Warcraft 3, diablo 3, played wow for a few years and spent like 100€ on hearthstone.
Nope.
>>334351705
>open beta
>release
>>334352318
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/blog/20055970
>>334341658
I don't understand why all these devs are turning f2p formatted games into b2p and then adding in the f2p features.
It's kind of sickening honestly.
>>334341658
>tracer riding your dick
>she lets that ass drop
>just before she lands on your hips, she rewinds herself back up your dick
>tracer is free falling on your dick
>tfw im in
>all my friends got theirs except me
Its over.
brb commmitting suicide
>you will never get into widowmakers ass
JUST HAVE AN OPEN BETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
;_;
>>334341658
No, but I'm not surprised. I wasted all of my Blizz favorbucks with the Heroes of the Storm beta.
Too bad for them though, I would actually buy this game if I knew for certain it could run at a decent framerate on my toaster.
I got invited on both of my accounts. I haven't logged into one of them in about 3 years.
I'm in, do i have to wait until 9am to even get to check my settings and such? My PC is shit as fuck. I got an error message saying my drivers were shit so i wanna know what's up.
Also kek if some up to date titan card faggot with top tier PC didn't get in but my shitbox that can barely handle M&B Warband did.
KEK
>>334348234
yes m8 just got home from work and found the email my dick is about to explode
>>334341658
too big
Is it actually a good game or is it all about the character models being hot? I don't want another Neptunia situation on my hands
>>334355912
it's above average. It's like a tf2 with less heart and moba tier diversity characters.
>>334355912
>I don't want another Neptunia situation on my hands
I do.
>not in
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>spent 0$ total on bnet cause my friend gave me his account a year ago and i supply my wow sub via wow tokens
>got the beta invite
lmao
>I don't even have Battle.net installed anymore
>Still got in
Between this and Battleborn I'm gonna have a fun weekend.
>read invites are over
>think i will get keked again
>install butten has appeared
Nice
yep
and i did not received any mail. just checked my account in desperation and bam it was there
on a side note, how long are the loading times? Does the game benefit of an SSD installation?
I want to get in Tracer
>>334345732
Lol no. Masturbating once a day = mushed brain. Look it up. Masturbators have less grey matter, concentration and intelligence than non masturbators. It's why Jews are so smart. Cut dicks prevent masterbation.
>>334361505
my dicky is uncut and i jerk off ALLLL DAH TIME
>>334352971
what kind of crazy F2P features did the devs add?
>>334351424
Jesus I was thinking about David flirth just today
>>334361215
loading times are very very short so no need for ssd
>>334341658
>got an invite
>never gonna use it
okay
I've been in for months and have never bothered to install. Kek.
Where can I get audio of Tracer's VA saying "Sorry, love. You offended?"
>>334348223
Post em
YA DAMN STRAIGHT I DID
FUCK YEAH
>beta "weekend" ends on saturday during prime time hours, in some time zones before people even get home from work
Great job Jeff
play this while you wait anons
Thanks for letting me know :)
>only thing keeping me from deciding is knowing how well it would run on my computer
>Blizzard let no one but streamers try the game until a single weekend
>Servers will probably down for half the open beta time because of all the people being able to play at the same time
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>334363670orange master race
>>334363814
>Posting that
>Breaking the NDA
>>334364673
Yeah, like they'll be able to identify him.
>>334364673
>nda
There is none
>>334363670
GONNA GET YOU
IM YOUR
S P A C E B O Y
>>334355614
>>334363814
>Installing in Program Files
I'm going to play a game of McCree, jerk off to Widowmaker's butt and then uninstall
>>334365632
McCree is awesome I didn't have much interest on him on the start but that guys is eating people in close range.
>>334365975
I just like cowboys
no invite, I guess they flagged my account because I didn't buy anything in HotS
fucking jews
Will progress in this catry over into the release?
I got in, what the fuck
I played WoW for like 2 weeks and a single match of HotS, and that's all the Blizzard experience I have. How the fuck did I get in?
>tfw finally got an invite
feels good even if I know it's gonna be disappointing
Kill me
>>334367675
Im happy for you sieg#6943
where my tight jew pockets at?
>>334368420
thanks add me
>>334363670WOW FUCKING ORANGEi thought it'd win just because it was in front but then green took over a majority of the race then BOOM muddafukken ORANGE
>>334341658
i dont get it
the OP is an ass gif
but then the rest of the thread theres like no ass
wtf
>>334368980
I too am quite surprised that there is video game discussion on "/v/ - Video Games".
>>334368980
>>>/aco/494811
>>>/gif/8392957
Thank me later.
Yep, checked last night and saw I could install it.
Oh look I won
>>334369178
fuck man that's way too fucking much
im getting overloaded here!
>see this thread
>realize there's a beta weekend
>open up battle.net
>theres an option to install overwatch
Fucking finally.
So it'll only be playable for a day? What's even the point?
>>334370083
It goes live in like 4 hours
Fucking kidding me? I bought the god damn Origins thingo expecting to play the beta. BUT NOOPE!! Fucking hell Blizzard. I give you 90 fucking bucks and yet you give keys to a bunch a schmucks that didn't pay for shit.
>>334351912
>spent like 100€ on hearthstone.
I don't save pictures of people vomiting, so have this.
>>334370739
You seem to miss understand. If you pre order the game, you have a LESS chance of getting into the beta. Why would Blizzard give you a key to try the game when you were already sold on it?
>>334347880
>2
It's 4 days of open beta, 2 days of early access beta
>>334365230
where is a cool place to install games
End my life
>>334341658
WHOOP WHOOOP
>>334351912
>>334371248
a root folder called \GAMES\
>>334341658
I love how this game turned into a ass meme.
It all just started out with that "expand ass" gif because it really was big, due to a bug. But it was only widowmaker.
Ingame, her model lacks any of that overhyped ass. And just because of poor pity tracer had to be on the show too.
Now its just all about people drawing them big asses, but if its really just only that you can draw any character a big ass all day long.
It doesnt even represent how the ingame models look.
It feels like the fat nintentoddler kids with their smash asses. Just because they got zero (0) games with good asses they had to pick one and overhype it, trying to feel like they are in the league with other, real asses.
>>334344279
>>334344479
>convert the time to Australian Daylight Time
>forget the day will be different
Thanks Blizzard. I've been trying to connect for hours because I thought it started at 2 am on the 15th and I'm in uni holidays so I basically don't know the day any more.
Sorry, love. You offended?
>>334371668
People make these posts in full seriousness.
>>334370750
>>334371009
fuckin bullshit. Stupid fucking wankers. Well they say they're giving me 2 keys for the 2nd or 3rd of May when the Beta opens again. Fucking 90 bucks.
Tracer/Dagger hentai when?
ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE
>>334363670
Orange you fuckin shit m8 I'll fuckin wreck you I swear on me mum.
>I bet on green
