This is your date tonight
But I'm not a shota
she stood me up
>>334327917
*hands you a bowl of egg*
But is she my prom date, you ugly sack of shit?
>>334327917
DUDE BELTS LMAO
I really hope she's not left handed
Are we going to a Linkin Park concert or something? What's with those clothes.
>>334329854
Do you have a problem with left handed people?
>>334330148
Left handed people are evil.
>>334327917
I've never gone on a date to Hot Topic before.
Or any other place.
>>334330247
What if I'm ambidextrous?
>>334330148
Left handed people are signs of the devil!
>>334330520
I'm the nicest motherfucker you'll ever meet.
>>334330617
A wolf in sheep's clothing.
I hope she's blunt and forceful with me
JUST LEAD THE WAY
>>334327917
I'll make sure that she will want to cum back to me for more after tonight - Usher
CLOTHES TORN TO SHIT AND INVITING STARE
DEFINITELY NOT SEXUALIZED, MY EYES ARE ONLY FIXATED ON HER FACE.
P-please be gentle.
>>334332871
Bite the pillow
>>334332901
spread your ass