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>>334278487
reminder that DaS3 has the best invasions in the series and people who dont like it are shitters that cant style on casuals that summon every level
>>334278487
well anon, i started out as deprived - whooped up on first tutorial boss and then got my ass kicked several times by the old naked man. Anyways, I was able to parry him and knock him off the cliff. Now i'm a katanafag with deserter pants - full weeb brah.
how do I connect with my friends? and how do I get invaded? Haven't seen one lick of pvp. do i need to progress a bit further? I haven't beaten the boreal boss but not one lick of pvp yet.
I killed the giant tree boss. I'm not sure where to go from there. There's the church off to the side but that quick ice monster fucked kills me too fast and I can't git gud fast enough
>>334280368
dark souls is like the opposite of a comfy game series, but there are rare comfy moments when you find that lone bonfire in the midst of all the chaossince i haven't played 3, are we also allowed to talk about 1&2? whats the actual plot for 2, like I get some slut convinced the king to go kill giants for some reason, but how does that involve you? why do you care about it and why are you running around killing bosses?
who /comfy/ here?
Currently stuck after Aldrich. Not sure where to go.
>>334280874
Are you in your embered form? You can only be invaded if you are. Might try using the dried fingers too to increae odds.
>>334280881
git gud because that's exactly where you have to go.
>get to Rosalia
>join her covenant for that respec later
>go to Firelink Shrine
>silver sword maiden or whatever said she will kill me the next time we meet
Please tell me this shit doesn't carry over. I still can't wrap my head around how joining and leaving covenants works in this game.
>>334281049
I think the Souls series is very comfy in a dark and lonely way.
This particularly true of the hubs like Firelink Shrine and the Nexus.
It's not a comfy game like, say, Mario, but it's definitely atmospheric and immersive.
>>334281363
>Complete her quest
>she kills her purple phantom grand dad and swears to serve you faithfully as a knight, so she can eventually die in peace
>questline over, find her shield by a grave near firelink
>think it's safe to join Rosalia
>she still comes back and says she'll kill me
FUCK
>>334281118
After I killed her Igot forced into a cutscene and was teleported back to where the old lady is in Lothric High Wall, it felt like a bug but that's where you gotta go.
>>334281708
I didn't get teleported after the fight. I must be missing something.
So, I'm not close to finishing the game, but I am curious as to how NG+ initiates. Is it at the fire after the final fight, or does it automatically initiate after the ending?
>>334281834
How many Lords did you kill? I killed her last.
im running around trying to think of good places to put good messages after realizing i ignored the message feature
>>334281982
I can't remember off the top of my head. I also traded in almost all my boss souls for weapons, so I guess I'll just have to look around until I find something new.
>Farming for warden twinblades
>30 kills and no drop
This is not fucking comfy. Item discovery does fuck all.
>>334281363
>Find Rosalia
>Get covenant badge
>Never equip it
>Sirris questline still available
Might be a bug but this worked for me.
>>334282259
Check your inventory for cinders if you didn't put them on the thrones in Firelink.
>>334282735
Ah, I think I forgot to do that, thanks for the reminder.
>>334282735
Just put down the cinders. I have two cinders on the thrones right now.
>>334278487
>tfw helping people with nameless king
>>334281201
ah that must be the problem
Are the embers accessible ? I only have 1 left
>>334282735
You probably need to go to the profaned capital for the next Lord of Cinder. The entrance is in the moat under Irityll's bridge with the Hellhound.
My heart is breaking
>>334281049Sitting down after defeating that demon with onion knight was very comfy
all these screencaps are so fucking dark I can't even tell what's going on.
please use torch for screenshots like>>334281113
>>334283928
get summoned and kill a boss with jolly co-op, or invade and gut the host like a pig. both will net you embers
>>334284234
you are using the same loadout as me except different armour.
also rate my fasion /v/
>tfw hollowed
Fucking kike sorcerer nigger dick faggot.
>>334278487
I JUST WANT TO MAKE FUCKING WEBMS OUT OF MY MP4 FILES BUT THE FILE KEEPS COMING OUT WAY TOO BIG GOD DAMMIT
>mfw Drang Hammer weapon arts
These things are fucking hilarious in pvp. The weapon art hits are timed perfectly to catch people trying to roll out of your combo.
>invade
>gank squad appears
>want to use the mature face so my character doesn't look like a pretty fuccboi
>but selecting mature also makes your body all frail and wrinkled
Fucking why. Does From not understand that it's possible to be middle-aged and also have some fucking muscle? It's almost as bad as having to play an emaciated twig in Bloodborne.
>>334281049
I'm not concrete in my DaS 2 knowledge, since I couldn't stomach it long enough to beat it but I've read a good amount of lore, and I guess the story is that you go to Drangleic to cure your hollow, whatever it's called. You get there and someone tells you that to cure yourself you need to slay the giants, but it turns out there's no cure, and they were baiting you into becoming king or some shit, and everyone else playing the game is a hollow that had come through at some point with your exact reasoning and faiiled in some form or another. Remember you're still in Anor Londo and as Sunbro says, Time is Fucky here yo. so shits' all fucked and you get tricked into "fixing it"
Anyone have the world layout map?
Also, fucking love that Executioner's Greatsword when trying to survive long term.
>>334284667
>fallen knight helm
literally every single fuck outside the abyss watchers was wearing that in their mugshot, jesus christ
>>334284786
>he fell for the "true strength" meme
>>334285876
Where do you get it?
>>334286057
It's edgy anon, what do you expect?
>>334287025
Cathedral of the Deep, in the graveyard.
I got a bugged phantom and we just sat back while he was doing the work.
It was fun.
Mother Rosaria died and I've been trying for the last hour to fuck Leonhard in the ass, but it always ends with him fucking me.
Why is he so hard?
>>334287383
Haven't gotten there yet. That's the greatsword shaped like a rectangle right? What's so nice about it?
How do I get to Archdragon peak?
>>334278487
I got into Irylith (fuck i hope that i wrote that right) and I'm getting raped by literally anything, but im also killing everything in no more than 5 o 6 hits so it's ok.
Finally got another ashen bone, so I have my estus at +4 (probably missed one in the cathedral)
Also this place is Yharnamesque as fuck it's not even funny.
My invasion faggotry is still going strong.
>>334278487
>First five seconds of Irythyll Dungeon
>"oh hey look an item"
EXTREME DISCOMFORT
FUCK YOU FROM
>it happens again
just end me
>stable 60fps throughout the hole game
>fighting Dancer
>Dancer gets his second sword fap drops to 30
>Stays inconsistent throughout the hole fight.
JUST
Hell, I can't dodge his spin attack like this.
How far through the the game do I get the "main" set? I just beat all the lords from the intro and still haven't found it.
>fighting a host as grape bro
>host gets invaded
>1v1 him with my crisp frosty sword
>wave bye to host as I phase out
Thanks for the vertebra, nerd
legit question familia:
Can I kill Patches to get Siegward's armor? or I have to properly buy it?
>>334288816
Irithyll dungeon is basically Demon's Souls: the area. no fucking bonfires, scary as shit, "totally not tower of latria: the stage," and enemies that are a total fucking mess to deal with
I thought I'd be disappointed by the deacons, but they're actually pretty great for a multiple enemy boss
The archdeacon set is pretty sexy as well
>>334281973
I've heard it doesn't start automatically, but I have no real confirmation
>>334278487
Do we not have an entire board for this?
just beat the tree and taking a break. only upgraded the claymore to +2, am having anxiety choosing a weapon as i do in every souls game.
sticking with the claymore for now as i have 16str 13dex.
started with herald so i have a little faith, but i don't want to spread myself thin statwise so i don't know which damage stat to focus on from now on.
i'd go STR all-out but the claymore is more quality, no? i should get a better STR weapon on which to focus...
>>334289140
guess you quoted the wrong anon, but I agree, it's pretty tense, but it's not as atmospheric imo.
How da fuk do I beat that gigantic ass skeleton boss who I can't even go near without having his death breath kill me. Hitting his gigantic arms doesn't do enough damage.
>>334289490
are you retarded?
>>334289369
nothing is as atmospheric as demon's souls
but I feel Dark Soul 1 was more atmospheric than 3 is. A lot of the areas in DS3 feel "boxy," as if they were made from tilesets. In particular, the entire catacombs area and that demon ruins section under smouldering lake. Whole section feels like a bloodborne chalice dungeon except less interesting scenery
>>334289367
Just take STR to 20, don't worry yet. Upgrade DEX as you need it to use weapons because a lot of swords still need it.
>>334289490
hit it until it dies
>>334289546
Just answer the fucking question or shut the fuck up and keep fapping to shemale porn you dumb cock
>>334286950
I got the sense he was making a joke
cripples are always funny guys
>>334289713
>but I feel Dark Soul 1 was more atmospheric than 3 is
>pls bring me a miracles tome in Braille
I had to alt-F4 and go out for a walk after that. Fucking stupid.
Unable to summon phantom
Unable to summon phantom
Unable to summon phantom
Unable to summon phantom
Unable to summon phantom
Unable to summon phantom
>lothric castle
>dickhead crystal sage teleports before I can kill him
>>334289490
first of all dont use the lockon so you can see his face while you wail on his arms. Second you are attacking his rings not his hands you dumb shit
>>334289490
Hit the bracers until they shatter. They each represent 1/3 of his health.
Try to keep close to him, if you run away far up he gonna crawl towards you, and the breath is more difficult to avoid when you have a wall of rocks at your back.
Just keep moving all the time, watch out for his swings and the sword nova, and go berserk on the bracers whenever you can
>>334289490
>can't figure out how to beat glowing weakpoints: the boss
Who /doritos pope/ here.
>start game up for the first time on PS4
>crashes
Fuck
How does matchmaking works ?
should I turn it on ?
>>334289367
Infuse the Claymore with a refined gem and it becomes a 10/10 quality weapon.
>>334289713
For me DaS3 feels inconsistent in this quality. Some areas were great, Farron's Keep, all of Boreal Valley, Undead Settlement, were all great area. then there's the Catacombs which is shit.
>tfw you can't be fooled by pre-orders
>be a grown up that doesn't need to have thing day one
>been looking forward to ds3 for months
>can wait a few more if need to
>enjoying some let's plays until feel need to buy it
Might even get it cheaper.
Who Astora Greatsword here?
Downloading now. 55%.
I am waiting with excitement and also fear that it will be bad. To think, Dark Souls 2 got so many threads defending it here.
>>334289797
>He doesn't fap to shemale porn
Not only retard but also a massive fag
Is this gams longer then bloodborne ?
>>334289713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnEzkbdTa0I
Still get goosebumps listening to this.
>>334290231
How long is BB?
>>334290262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-zsuW6aSTA
I mean this. Fuck me.
>>334288258
you need a gesture you find after the consumed king, and then use that gesture next to the ashen dragon in irythill dungeon, behind the big room with all the spoopy mask maidens in it who reduce your maximum health
>>334290231
Base game, probably not, dependant on how familiar you are with the series. The level design in DaS3 is very, very good, and the levels are very sprawling with tons of items crammed everywhere.
I imagine if you spent your time playing through the chalice dungeons though, BB might be longer.
>>334289936
mmine worked perfectly
>Perseverance
Holy fucking shit this is probably the best weapon art in the game hands down.
>mfw I'm smacking niggas left and right DEX and STR fuckers alike with my simple ass mace
>>334290461
*the base game probably is
Level 25 at about seven hours and just got to halfway fortress, taking my sweet time through this. My best story would probably be my first mound makers summon.
>Summoned a mad phantom because I wanted my first pvp experience
>Doesn't show up, I know he spawned near me because purple summons always spawn at that first gate in undead settlement
>He's killing mobs left and right, and eventually guides me to sunbros.
I was super fucking grateful since I'm trying to do this first playthrough (relatively) blind. If you're out there purplebro, you're amazing.
PURPLE BROS
LEAVE YOUR SIGN NEXT TO LORETTA'S CORPSE. BATTLE ROYAL NEXT TO THE FIRE PIT FOR A BIG PURPLE UNDEAD ORGY.
CaN yOu HaNdLe ThE mAdNeSs?????
Christ, this is legitimately making me uneasy.
Anyone know where I can find a good bow early game? Using the longbow but I don't want to upgrade it.
>>334291216
kill it
What's worse - Road of Sacrifice or Irithyll Dungeon?
>>334291179
How did you get this armor set ?
>Invade some faggot outside vordt room
>walk to the top of the stairs and look down
>see the host and 2 fucking phantoms with him, they're high level too
>all 3 walk up and surround me
>bow
>they keep walking past me but I walk back because back stabs
>all of them rush me with great swords and fucking demolish me
>all sit down when they kill me
Why can't I just invade someone who's solo jesus christ fuck these ganking niggers
Cathedral or Catacombs, which way should I be going?
I tried Cathedral before Farron Keep but got my shit rekt on rooftops/rafters, and also had zero idea where I was going. Also if anybody knows where to acquire some large titanite I'd appreciate it very much. Still using a +3 longsword and the damage is really dropping off now.
How do I beat yhorm? Even with the storm ruler I only do like 90 damage to him at most. After one fight I can only manage to knock of maybe an 8th of his health. What gives?
>>334291349
The dungeon was spookier
>>334291349
The area with the buttfuck poison.
What SL were you when fighting the Abyss Watchers? I need to know if i'm screwing myself or need to git gud.
>>334291349
Road of Sacrifices is easy with the exception of Farron Keep (Which is more grating than hard).
>>334291491
I don't know if you need to go through the Catacombs, but you DO need to go through the Cathedral
>>334291685
SL34 and beat him solo with a +3 Longsword and and a Crest shield. It's a pretty standard fight in the second phase, but watch out in the first because it's easy to become overwhelmed and panic.
>>334286950
I may be but small, but I shall die a colossus.
Fucking manly ass nigga.
>>334291854
Alright I guess I'll keep trying.
>those weird aligator demon things
>those weird spider demon things that curse you
Thank fuck those things don't respawn, they're harder than some of the fucking bosses.
>>334291479
>Waahhhh why isn't the guy I forcibly invaded playing fair ;_;_________Git gud______
Is the sword you get off the sanic fast ice enemy just before Road of Sacrifices worth upgrading? I have four twinkiling titianite but don't wanna waste it on a shitty weapon.
If you go full hollow by accepting the free levels from the pilgrim are there any negative effects other than appearance?
>fight requires you to use a specific weapon to beat it
brava From brava
>>334292365
I'm still using it, I think it's pretty good
>>334291479
>>334292210
Here's an update
>get put back in the same world with those 3 guys
>theres a fellow sunbro who invaded too
>and a normal dark spirit
>watch the dark spirit get chased by 2 guys and they disappear
>me and sunbro left with the noob host who was just attacking sunbro
>they both stop fighting and turn to me
>they both rush my tight ass and split me in half in a corner
Traitorous scum, I thought that he'd see were both warriors of sunlight and team up with me
>>334292530
>m-masaka!
>>334292396
I summoned some guy for this and he had this sword that sent some kind of wind/shockwave attack that did like 5000 damage each hit
Any idea what it was?
>GET GIANT AT HALF HEALTH IN DUNGEON
>FUCKING RATS CORNER ME AND INSTA-COMBO ME TO DEATH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>play dark souls 3
>read berserk between fights with healing aid hot
I think I might be too comfy
>>334292986
This sounds similar to Demon souls, there's some flying manta ray looking boss which u find a sword and it hits him super hard with thunder
After the fight the sword loses the magic and is just a normal weapon
>>334291603
If you haven't done so, charge the weapon up by holding the FP button and then do a heavy attack.
Why didnt you protect her /v/?
>>334291179
On the balcony or the ground?
>>334293413
Because I always put her out of her misery.
>INVADER APPEARS
>KILL INVADER
>GET HIT BY BLOOD HOUNDS
>CANNOT BONER BACK HOME FAST ENOUGH
IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS
>post yfw when 'Anor Londo'
>>334293745
Is Anor Londo in DaS3 bigger than in DaS1?
>>334292986
That must have been the Storm Ruler that you can pick up during the fight
>>334293795
No It's pretty much just the elevator thing, the cathedral, the hall leading up to O&S room and then that room
There's an illusion wall near that leads you to Gwyndolins boss room is ds1 and Gwyn's grave though
who /Greatsword/ here?
>>334278487
My tales of adventure are steeped deep in lag. I count the frames as seconds pass me by, my very soul burns in anguish as I die time and time again, "the frames oh gods the frames!" I cry out as I close the game down in a fit of rage. I curl up into a ball in the corner and cry myself to sleep...
But like a moth drawn to a flame, I awake and find myself counting frames again. I wait with anticipation for the patch that will put all of my woes behind me and allow me to just play the goddamn fucking game OH MY FUCKING GOD. I took two, TWO days off of work for this shit.
What is a mad phantom?
>get DaS3 at release
>this framerate what in the fuck
>only get to firelink before my eyes start to bleed
>i can't be done like this
>order new GPU
>got it yesterday
>don't fit in my case
>fuck
>oder new case
>was suppose to show up today
>get a mail that basically tells me that the mail company that handles the shipping is not gonna shipe my shit untill the 16
I JUST WANNA PLAY THE GAME WITH YOU GUYS
>>334280881
I ran away like a pussy up the elevator and it fell down.
>>334278487
Farron keep is not comfy
>>334294006
You don't NEED a case
>Aldrich Faithful covenant
It's like a assembly line feeding me turbo newbs. Best covenant
>>334280881
Run by him and open the door
>>334293937
I was using the standard Greatsword until I kept getting my shit reckd by Pontiff, so I switched to the Butcher Knife, shit is mad op.
Currently using the Profaned Greatsword though, with Butcher Knife as back up.
Pontiff Sulyvahn feels like a bloodborne boss, if only I had a Hunters Pistol...
>>334293934
Speaking of illusory walls, how do I spot/open them in DaS3? So far I'm at the Road of Sacrifice and I haven't found any.
>>334294317
>>334293937
How do I use great swords properly
>>334294289
The motherboard is bending
>>334294376
hit them
>>334294376
attack them, but every message you haven seen regarding illusory walls is probably fake
>>334292370
Lower health
>i don't use anything requiring FP so I just stock up on Estus
>want to buy DS3
>waiting for the inevitable DLC disk that will come out sometime in the future
>still haven't bought Bloodborne because the DLC disk hasn't come out yet
Save me, From.
I want to play your games
>>334290231
about the same
I just got invaded by 'memetastic dude'.
Are you in here?
Demon Ruins is pure concentrated cancer. It is soooo terrible they placed the boss fight right at the beginning so you dont have to deal with the level.
>>334294210
Even the best players dont stand a chance against invaders in Ando, had to juke 2 guys for a long time, doing small jabs to their health untill they ran out of estus and eventually died, only to be invaded again
>>334294556
I actually have all my estus alotted to the health one. I never use weapon arts and the the only time I use the blue bar is for a quick miracle heal.
>Run towards the TRIPLE DEATH BALLISTA
>Dead end with giant crabs
Okay I go the other way.
>Go back
>GIANT FUCKING TREMOR WORM
Uhhhh
What uh, what do I do?
>>334293937
I got the Wolf Knight GS, but I'm still grinding up the strength to use it.
>>334294783
Go past the worm to the right, there's a bonfire there.
Then enjoy the hell that awaits you.
>>334294602
>still haven't bought Bloodborne because the DLC disk hasn't come out yet
bro...
>>334278487
I enjoy the thrall hood way more than I should
>>334294846
>Go past the worm
Won't he like, slap my shit?
just killed the dog boss, and finally got some levels. I played ds1 using longsword until the magma guy; is it a cheap weapon to play through the game on first clear? its so fast and responsive
>>334294863
He's not the only one, I'm waiting on this, too. I don't trust Sony for shit. DLC on disc or go home.
>>334294520
I don't see any message, as I'm playing the free edition.
>>334294409
use them at distance, and wait for an opening to deal massive damage in 2 hits, back up a little, rinse and repeat
>>334294941
yeah, but the GOTY edition comes with the DLC on the disk
>>334294409
Not much to it other than timing and becoming familiar with moveset imo, when in trouble you can lure the enemy and time it right so you hit them with charged heavy attack first chance you get.
Personally I two hand them and always roll, especially with Carthus Bloodring.
>>334294831
how it's the scaling on that? I'm using the fuckhueg ultra greatsword (the berserk cosplay one) and I'm pretty content with it, although it's C on scaling
>>334294863
Holy shit
This has been the happiest news I've heard all week.
Will buy over the Weekend
I'm so excited.
Thank you, bro.
I would have never found out if not for this thread.
>>334292396
was cool when they did this same boss gimmick 7 years ago
>>334294883
How did you get it
>>334294409
you don't. it encourages cheese strategies and you won't ever learn to git gud.
CALLING ANY LUCERNEBROS
IS IT A GOOD WEAPON
>>334295160
C strength/D dex by default, but they probably go up if you reinforce.
>>334295510
I used it for a time but I prefer the normal spear, I never liked in in previous Dark Souls so I guess it has improved?
>>334295415
Killing thralls the little goblin dudes who wear it.
>>334294556
Early game you get more bang for your buck from the blue estus.
Is there any consequence to using the pilgrims 5 free levels other than he dies?
Don't mind me gentlemen haha just another statue in this lovely placeI fucking hate these guys, I have about 70% success in just 1v1 with them let alone 1v2
>>334295119
I did see a UK import for the GOTY on Amazon, but some of the comments seemed to imply it wasn't legit? Because if it is legit, I'm ordering the shit out of that.
>>334295747
Yea you go hollow
>>334295175
not to come across as a douchebag but the dlc has been out for months senpai... it's totally worth it
Found a bug where if you have a bad connection phantoms are invincible when you summon them. Meaning you can get summoned to some laggy guys game and kill the boss for him with 0 risk of dying
>>334295521
hmmm, same as claymore then?, probably could make it B on strenght with a raw or heavy infusion but it seems fine for a quality weapon
Has anyone found the key for all the locked cells in here? Also I found an 'old cell key' but can't find the door to match, although from the description I think I can see the cell but no door
Also the birds will accept bone shard as a 'pickle pee' but you only get the porky shield as a reward
>>334295878
Well I know how to reverse that anyway with that shrine in the sewers
>>334295863
The physical GOTY edition was never released on the US, but since it's not region locked the UK version should work perfectly fine
>>334296337
>that shrine in the sewers
I'm at level 70 and just killed Champion Gundyr and Dragonslayer Armor within first couple tries.
Am I over leveled? Using dex build btw
>>334296163
You can also trade for the carvings, Lucatiel's mask, and all of Solaire's armor + shield.
>>334278487
Stop using comfy wrong you quadruple nigger
>>334296004
That's happened to me with Vordt. He just floats around the arena and I can't see his attacks or take damage.
So does your weapon affect matchmaking and how does that work?
Reminder: Gwyndolin wearing a ring that forces him to be girly and getting slime vore'd is canon.
Post yfwanor londo
>>334296367
Man that is excellent news. Thanks anon
>>334293413
What the fuck? Is that actually Quelaag's Sister? What's the deal with the lore in this game, does part of it actually happen in Lordran?
is there a list of all crow trades?
>>334296846
yes
>>334296896
actually I found it
http://www.gosunoob.com/dark-souls-3/crow-trading-list/
>>334295631
K
thanks
>>334296896
http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Pickle+Pee,+Pump-a-Rum+Crow
>>334278487
>literally a general
>get warned for making a single doax3 thread
gg
>>334284786
what you don't want the true ending?
>>334278487
You newfags should know generals aren't allowed on /v/
Whats with a bunch of the firekeepers in the dilapidated tower behind firelink mostly having wax or whatever over their eyes. Is that just a nod to Demon's or is it a lore thing?
>>334288258
>no demon ruins
top kuk fextralife I'm better than you fags
>>334297036
It's a general about a video game, though.
ANOTHER POISON LEVEL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>334291349
archdragon peak, literally buckets of sneks pouring on you
I feel retarded but where do I go after beating the Curse Rotted Greatwood? Gone back to all the old places and can't find anywhere that gets me to a new area.
>>334296846
>part of it
lol
best set yo
How do you reach Cathedral? Killed tree, reached crucifixion woods, just interested in dicking around
>>334297362
down the onion elevator
>>334297362
run up the road to the little village with the pot throwing guys. Take the Siegmeyer elevator down to the next area
>>334297082
Come again?
Welp, I've seen it all.
Are there soul vessels in this game?
>>334297228
>doesnt have the rusted ring
>doesnt have the poisonbite ring
have fun
>>334292365
Where do you get twinkling titanite? I like this sword btw
>>334297562
"going hollow" is not what we thought it was, the whole "curse of the undead" is literally a meme perpetuated by the gods to use humanity as fuel for the flames
"the dark" is also not good at all, the true ending involves you marrying light and dark to bring balance to the world, with you being the dark part
Are katanas and hammers still OP?
>>334297647
can trade a Prism stone with the crows for one
>>334297537
>>334297539
Holy shit I've been on that elevator but it only went up. Thanks mates.
i got a question
how are theDUAL CAESTUS??
So whats up with the black katana? Stats and moves are the same as Uchi and both have bleed. I dont get it.
>>334288317
FUCK THOSE PONTIFF KNIGHT FUCKS...THEY JUST KEEP SWINGING
>>334297736
>rats don't drop humanity anymore
Where the fuck am i supposed to farm embers?
Are Wolnir's big skeletons invincible? I can't hit them.
>that crying baby in the background
THIS IS NOT COMFY AT ALL
THIS IS SPOOKYtoo bad the fight itself wasn't very good at all
>>334297847
one of them is black
>>334297771
>being as retarded as an npc who the devs jokingly made retarded
are crabbros the new shroombros?
I managed to miss that havel's ring used the stray demon's soul when I checked so I ate it. I'm playing a heavy armor+greatsword build.
>>334298293
Where'd the mom take the baby?
>Smouldering Lake
>Get in to the ruins
HOLY SHIT THIS PLACE IS FUCKING CANCER.
Poison dudes
Poison grab dudes
Black Knights
Four armed cleaver pyromancy turret bird-men
SIXTY RATS
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>334295846
how bad can you be that you dont have that as your overall winrate?
>>334297228
Haha get fucked there's literally nothing of value in that area besides maybe the lizards.
Anyone using the Demon's Fist weapon & is it any good for shenanigans?
>>334297801
Not very good. Slower than a weapon that weak should be. Combo is decent but enemies and players can just roll/attack after a second hit anyway.
Was expecting Ornstein and Smough in that chamber instead of Not Gwendolyn
>>334298168
I think it's a bug, I can sometimes hit them
>>334281973
You get the option to go to ng+ right after you beat the game or you can keep playing and start it later from the firelink shrine bonfire
>>334278487
Post art.
Where do I go after Aldrich, devourer of traps?
>>334297801
>how are theDUAL CAESTUS?
weak as shit, if there is something like the stone ring it might work
>>334288258
how do I go to smouldering lake?
For my next character I think I'm gonna do a pyromancer who uses a fire-enchanted greatsword
>>334298498
The havel ring doesn't add extra load much this game
wew
>>334298498
Don't worry bro, it's so nerfed it's shit, it's worse than FaP ring without even taking HP and Stamina into cosideration
Why wont people just die? Theres a point in the invasion when the host knows its over. Why do they draw it out? If I've killed your sunbitch and youve already sunnyed 4 times and all your doing is running its over. Just let me kill you so we can move on with our lives.
The worst ones are the faggot ass hosts that do NO FUCKING DAMAGE. Its fucking insulting to invade someone then realize you could let them wail on you and it wouldn't make a difference. Its so fucking obvious they rely on crutch summons to get this far in the game.
What's a good place to farm embers?
>reach the toxic swamp
>suddenly feel like starting a new character
I feele like I'm close to the end, but I just don't like my character anymore.
How am I supposed to deal with Sulyvahn? I can barely survive until he transforms but having to dodge him AND the clone? there's no way I can do that I can barely attack him without the clone, after he summons it I'm just mashing dodge until I try to do something else and die.
>>334299251
>Why do they draw it out?
Because________Fuck you________
>>334293202
Nigga that's the comfiest thing imaginable.
>>334299307
When he starts summoning it, rush in and give it a few hits. Afterwards I usually roll away and throw firebombs at it. Works decently enough
>Cathedral of Deep
>both estus gone
>life in half
>still no bonfire in sight
I can already feel the cold embrace...
>>334299339
Sorry bro. I'm a test. I invade as I go if you cant kill me you dont deserve to finish the area. I dont get rewarded for killing you. I get nothing out of it. I'm here so you can test your skills.
>>334299405
brb trying this
>>334299282
Get summoned for the most recent boss you killed. You can also kill those snake guys at the high wall.
>>334298997Before the spooky skelly boss in Catacombs, destroy the rope bridge, once it's down you can climb down the bridge like a ladder, go down it & there should be a room with a demon in there, that you can kill for a boss soul, go past the demon & past a bonfire & you'll enter the lake.
How do i deal with these shitheads?
>failed to receive latest calibrations
rip
>>334299612
Wombocombo them with a heavy weapon, they've got shit poise.enjoy the bottom floor of the dungeon
>2016
>Not comitting sepuku to zone out
GUYS GUYS GUYS
How well is DS3 gonna run with this? If I can't play it im FUCKED
>>334299473
Pssh... Don't make me laugh, kiddo. You think you're doing the testing? You're nothing but a toy for my amusement.
>>334299612
I usually hit them with projectiles till they want to follow me round a corner, then run in and hit them till they are dead
>>334299473
Sorry bro. I'm a test. If you can't kill me quickly you don't deserve my suicide. I don't get rewarded for killing myself faster. I get nothing out of it. I'm here to piss you off.tl;dr "WAHHHH WHY AREN'T THEY LETTING ME KILL THEM" Git better at killing faster.
>>334299612
With a bow from as far away as you can.
>>334299696
Oh anon~ You know exactly what to say to turn a guy on~
Aldrich > Pontiff > Nameless King > Soul of Cinder
We can all agree they're the high tier of bosses in this game, right?
>>334296846
It's the same place throughout the three games, just thousands of years apart. I think an NPC in DS2 tells you how kingdoms crumble and new ones are built on top of the ruins of the old ones. It never ends.
>>334296846
The part of it that is the entirety of it is the part of it that happens in Lordran.
>>334280874
I had the exact same progress timeline.
Feels good knowing you can respec into any build because deprived, doesn't it?
>>334299692
>660M
I dunno. I just ordered a GTX 960 + 8 gigs of RAM because my piece of shit PC couldn't play it.
I built it 6 years ago and I guess I didn't realize how demanding DaS3 is.
I was getting abysmal framerate. It took a century to load anything in Lothric.
You're probably fine. You'll at least be able to get through the game with decent framerate.
How do rolls work in this game. Anything under 50% should be a fast roll yeah?
>>334299902
Under 70% is fast over is fat
>>334299884
>>334299884
>You're probably fine. You'll at least be able to get through the game with decent framerate.
You talking like 54 or sub 40
>>334297990
Get summoned.
>>334299692
Between 25-45 frames with drops AFTER installing hotfixes to make it playable.
Goddamn, this guy is kicking my ass, quite literally
No other boss in the game have given me even close to this much trouble
[/spoiler]>THE DANCER[/spoiler]
Okay I'll say it. Dark Souls 3 is better than dark Souls 1
I, like most of you, Dark Souls 1 was my all time favorite game. I played the shit out of demons souls, I remember me and my buddy being the only two people at the midnight release for Dark Souls (everyone else was there for Rage). I was an absolute dark souls fanatic.
But even without the interconnected world Darks Souls 3 is looking superior. I'm no where near done the game but just the combat, the story lines, the multiplayer and covenants, and the fucking level design. Unless this game goes downhill somewhere, I think it's better than the original.
Invaded a party that fashioned up as the Deacons of the Deep, even did the slow walk and cast pyromancies.
+1
I'm lost boys. I've killed High Lord Wolnir and I can't progress to the next area without a certain item. Is there somewhere else I need to go to proceed? None of the NPCs are telling me shit
>>334299405
Almost got him, but it's definitely a solution to the problem, thanks anon
Am I supposed to kill this dude
Is there any benefit on giving the Fire Keeper the Fire Keeper Soul? Obviously in DS1 it was used to upgrade the flash but what does it do in DS3?
Also, Just beaten Abyss Watcher... That soundtrack is beautiful.
>>334300001
Probably sub 40 at low. This game is really shittily optimized
>>334300176
the cathedral
>>334300068
Is he in the first boss's area?
>>334300179
np
4 ring slots is the best thing DSII ever did
Someone PLEASE respond to me:
What are some good DEX weapons besides the uchi?
>>334300068
Well he is called the Champ. I would be disappointed if he was easy.
>>334300264
Just use the uchi. I beat the fucking game with it, I think it was at +9, with the gem that gives you a bonus to the dex boost.
>>334300240
It's like a alternative dimension where he isn't corrupted
>>334300068
Just keep circling him, time your roll to dodge his attack, Strike a couple of times, retreat and repeat.
>>334300202
Naw, let a nigga chill
>>334300250
Yeah, damn shame 3 doesn't throw tons of good rings at me like 2 did
Guys, is it safe to remove the Knight helmet yet? I'm starting NG+ now and I'm getting really sick of it...
>>334299545
you can actuallyattack the mimic and run, and the mimic will kill the demon for you cause it's fucking strong as shit
>>334300264
What kind of weapons do you like?
>>>/vg/
You guys are worse than the pokefags
>>334300068
Yeah, he's absolutely insane. I wound up pussying out and just summoning the sword master, and even then it was fairly tough.
When his second phase hits, it's like getting hit by a steamroller.
>>334300226
The one before the second boss with the lady in it? I went there to see if she would tell me anything but I got nothing
>>334290568
There's a halberd with perseverance, tpo.
>>334300250
I don't know anon, most rings feel really weak to compensate.
>mfw I just found Tarkus armor set
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>>334291349
That fucking poison swamp. At least give me a cocking ring to move around unimpeded in water like Dark Souls gave me. I don't mind dealing with poison/toxic, but don't make me move at a snail's pace.
>>334300404
Doesn't matter, I'm just bored of the uchi
>summon 3 phantoms for a boss I just can't beat
>we're at the door
>I go in to fight the boss
>none of them follow me
What the hell
>>334300203
It lets you reverse hollowing if you took turtlebro's free levels. Nobody can agree on whether that's a good thing.
>>334300379
you can remove the entire set of knight armor as long as youfuging ged gud :DDDDD
>>334300379
go for fashion not for defense.
Damn this boss fight is fun. Hard though, he never has the same combo and just mixes all his attacks together
>>334300515
It's a bug. Sometimes they can't enter the fogdoor
Reminder that if you use any katana you're a fuckin nerd and a loser. This goes double for pvp.
>>334300531
>>334300534
It's not about that. My game literally crashed all the time when I first started it and people said that there was a known bug with the hair physics or something. That's why I've been wearing that thing the entire time.
>>334300519
It's not, because you'll anger Yuria, the best mistressfu of the game, and lock yourself out of the best ending.Lord of hollows, bitches.
>>334293413
I was mad as FUCK that From did that to Mai Waifu.
>give the firekeeper theeyes
>that new firelink song
>thatbegging for death
>>334300661
oh, then no idea, just save and try it out
https://youtu.be/zuoQFHsw9xA
I have been having a ton of fun invading low level areas. That vid is a compilation of my pyro that just spits poison and throws turds at new players.
>>334294896
You use the ballista to kill the worm. You get bone ash for it.
>install network fix because pirate fag
>saves get deleted
>was about 70% through the game as a miracle fag
>try out pyromancy
im having fun but im getting shit on by the boss of high wall
maybe i should go get an ember and have an npc tank him while i shit fire on him
What happens if you tell shopbitch where you got your ashes? I don't trust her.
This game makes me miserable. I completed DS1 and 2 but I'm at Abyss Walkers and I just keep getting killed time and time again. I've wasted all my embers too. Maybe it was because I watched my friends play the first two games, but this is just wrecking me. I can't stand the constant 4-5 hit combos enemies throw out.
>>334300893
What? No, you just hit it with your sword a few times and it dies mad quick. It looks scary, but it barely hurts you, the arrows are the only danger.
What is the best strength weapon?
>>334300402
Didn't know that one, thanks man. I just went back with a +6 Butcher's Knife and fucked him up.Gunna use the Mimic trick on a quality build alt, the blade from the katana would be perfect for it
>>334300508
I'd give the scythes a try, or the dual weapons, or the spears. Upgrading means that any weapon can be 'good'.
>>334300068
I got greedy
>>334301101
This pain is the worst.
>>334298760
Technically that IS Gwendolyn.Since Alrich at your favorite dickgirl
>>334301021
Large Club.
Thank me later.
If I killed Rosaria is she dead for that whole playthrough?
I think I fucked up..
Anyone else using these? I haven't seen them online yet at all.
>>334300770
Yes, that music was amazing.
Got it day 1 and been so busy I've only put around 4 hours in.
This is the first Souls game I'm trying to actually beat and not just drop it half way through.
>Beat Yhorm
>Cutscene
>Suddenly new boss fight
>Bone the fuck out, I aint losing my souls
>No bonfires to warp to to get back where I was
G-guys?
>>334301285
Good luck Anon. This is the most difficult Souls game yet.
>>334298760
Did he eat Nashandra too?
>The fire brand guys in the dungeon
Holy mother of fuck this is pretty bullshit.
>>334301285
>mfw 26hours on my character
>only killed 1 lord of cinder so far
I'm having so much fun just exploring & dicking around online
>>334301021
The Guts like greatsword
>>334300068
>TFW only found out about him after I already beat the game at SL100 with a heavy broadsword +10
>TFW he went down faster than an ugly girl on prom night
I thought he was a joke boss since I found out about Nameless King at the same time and he kicked the living fuck out of me regardless of my weapon and soul level.
>Always been horrible at Souls PvP.
>Get to the cozy winter town.
>Red Signs littering the bridge.
>Decide to try a few.
>Win 8 out of 10 battles.
>Even try my luck against two rad phantoms at the same time and still come out victorious.
Is the Halberd very overpowered or something? All I really had to do was stab.
>>334301006
Learn to parry or wait for an opening, wait for a strong attack, hit the main Watcher 1 or 2 times, dont spam r1 or you will get funked, save the stamina to roll back to a safe distance.
that is how I killed them
>>334301489
Who?
>>334301410
Vordt
>>334301262
Hands down the best dark souls soundtrack overall.
>>334301410
Opposite of Vordts room you dumbo.
>>334301489
He ate Orn, Smough and Nito and since Nashandra is Nito the answer is yes.
Where can you farm Titanite Scales?
>>334301410
Homeward bone, that's what I did
>>334301215
>If I killed Rosaria is she dead
Come on, anon.
THE PAST 6 FUCKING CO-OP GAMES IN ROW FOR ME HAVE HAD THAT ISSUE WHERE PLAYERS FLOAT AROUND WITH NO ANIMATIONS
ENEMIES BARELY FUCKING REACT TO ME AND JUST SORT OF LOAF AROUND
SOMETIMES I CAN'T EVEN GO THROUGH THE FOG GATE WHILE THE HOST/OTHER PHANTOM CAN
FIX.THIS.SHIT
>>334301587
>Nashandra is Nito
She's Manus, you queer. Also no proof he ate O/S.
Archdragon Peak is comfy
>>334301682
>She's Manus, you queer
Not according to Vaati.
How's the Wolf Knight's Greatsword? I like the look of it!
>>334301735
Vaati's an idiotic Aussie who makes shit up an plagiarizes people.
>>334282626
I got it on my first kill nig. Do you have the golden serpent ring?
>Get summoned in as a mad phantom in undead settlement
>Host doesn't immediately attack me, so I set about helping him out
>Kill the giant rat, guide him to the shortcut, kill the NPC invader, kill an actual invader and get him safely to the boss fog door again
>At this point I'm down to an iota of health and no estus
>Start attacking slowly until he finally fights back and kills me
It was kind of poetic.
>>334301576
There's a portrait of her and the throne of want just by Gwenyvere's portrait. Either that or Aldritch ate Nito.
>>334301789
Literally Artorias' weapon and moveset from DaS1
>>334301735
>according to some YT faglord who might as well be game theory
>>334301661
Get better Internet faggot
Rate my Afro Samurai
Farron is guarding a tombstone. Do we have any insight into this?
>>334301915
It would be a 10/10 if this game had afros.
>>334301682
>>334301735
She's a shard of Manus, the DLC bosses fucking say it even. Vaati is a fucking retard.
Uhh, I guess the boss bugged while I was jollying it up in NG+. I can clearly see the blood splatters from host and the other phantom, but I can't see the boss, hear the music or even see the HP bar.
>>334301915
looks like a bitch/10
>>334299692
>Nvidia
>not top card
Sorry bruv, it's bricked.
>>334301915
Not black enough.
>>334278487
Did they fix miracles yet?
Rescued the pyromancer guy, where the fuck is he now?
Can't find him anywhere at the shrine
>>334301957
I know...i was pretty disappointed
>>334301578
Found it:
(minor) Spoiler Warning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIxm8AKctdU
>>334301021
>What is the best strength weapon?
In terms of damage I really think it is Fume Ultra Greatsword. It gets S scaling from strength.
>>334301862
Best boss weapon for a strength build?
>>334301967
bosses get bugged sometimes during co-op in my experience, i summoned someone for the crystal sage for the fuck of it but she was invincible so i had to send the phantom back home, teleport back to the last bonfire, and kill her alone.
>>334278487
Wow nice general thread man
>>334301021
loving the greataxe so far
Just beat the abyss watchers after my third try, manned the duck and parried the boss to death. Any of you good at parrying, how's it feel to you? Should you parry when you're about yo get hit (DaS) or as soon as it is launched? (DaS2) I've been more fortunate than I thought I'd be, but I'm not satisfied with my skill at parries yet. Any pointers?
>>334281049
the plot of 2 is really fucking stupid but i'll be as simple as possible. King Vendrick and his wife really fucking hate giants so they go to the giant's island to murder them. The giants lose the initial battle but Vendrick underestimated how many giants their actually were. The giants then invaded King Vendricks land so in order to have enough troops to fight the war he reignited the great fire and brought all the undead back to life again. They beat the giants but the entire kingdom got all fucked including king vendrick who became hollow. An evil witch monster thing named Nashandra wants to take over the thrown so she makes an illusion of the queen to trick the undead into gathering all the pieces of the great soul for her so she can take the throne for herself. And thats basically it, its a lot more contrived and stupid than that but thats the gist.
How to get the stupid treasure in the lava pits? have like 55% resistance with flash sweat, and still dies in 2 seconds.
>>334301215
>Rosaria, Mother of Rebirth
>dead
Get the black eye from her room, go to Gwynevere's room/the room above Aldrich's boss fight and get her soul back
>>334301238
I had some raging faggot use them when I got summoned as aDarkmoon Blade
>>334293413
That body hugging her is probably the servant dude;_;
The multiplayer system in this game really perplexes me. Why cant I just choose a friend from my friends list and play coop with them? I hate the stupid password system and it doesn't even work seamlessly 90% of the time.
I notice this mainly with Japanese games, they make a great fucking game but its littered with stupid fucking decisions like the multiplayer summoning system. I don't feel like fighting the game just to play some coop, makes me not even want to play coop at all.
Dumb fucking japs man, this is the 5th time around this style of game is being released and their multiplayer works worse than COD shit.
>>334302241
How does one misunderstand the story so much?
>>334301238
Looks awesome. where to get them? Just running with the starter dual swords so far.
>>334302230
Also, do you need divine weapons in the catacombs? The skeleton at the beggining stays dead when I kill him twice.
Good spots to farm souls/titanite? Lvl 30 mercenary
>Start the Dungeon
>Enemies run from outta nowhere
>Jailers hit hard
>Find an item in a cell
>Dead Body screams loud as fuck
I hate this place already
Okay I'll say it. Dark Souls 3 is better than dark Souls 1
I, like most of you, Dark Souls 1 was my all time favorite game. I played the shit out of demons souls, I remember me and my buddy being the only two people at the midnight release for Dark Souls (everyone else was there for Rage). I was an absolute dark souls fanatic.
But even without the interconnected world Darks Souls 3 is looking superior. I'm no where near done the game but just the combat, the story lines, the multiplayer and covenants, and the fucking level design. Unless this game goes downhill somewhere, I think it's better than the original.
where to find estus shards?
>>334302241
Don't listen to this idiot
Plot of DS2:
>giants have a magical artifact known as the Throne of Want
>Vendrick wants it
>War ensues
>Nashandra Kathes it up in order to use the throne of want for her own devices
>>334302204
not him, I think I have it, the damage looks insane, how is the handling ?
>>334302551
By searching the area
I'm loving the shininess of the armor in this game. DS2 made all the armor look like ceramic.
>>334302543
The level design is fucking amazing indeed I feel like, even the areas which I hate with a passion are actually really cool areas. The only thing I feel like Das 1 has over 3 is better NPCs so far, they just feel more memorable. That's it though.
>>334302503
You ain't seen shit until you locate the source of the screaming.
the free levels are so tempting
but I don't want to be hollow
>>334278487
>go in game.
>PC is low level, still runs my games pretty well tho. Phantom Pain runed in 1080p on low graphics.
>Go in system, puts my graphic options on the lowes possible.
>Game lags
>wut.png.
>Start lowering the resolution.
>Fucking 800x600
>Kill first boss lagging like a bitch.
>Firelink breaks my pc forever.
>Spend 40 hours of the next three days trying to fix it.
>Nothing works.
>Cry.
>Thinks about refund.
What should i do senpai? Will they patch this game?
Very good.
>not rolling in everyone's favorite meme knight armour
>Summon one phantom
>UNABLE TO SUMMON every other try
>Other guys have fucking two or three
>>334302543
From what I've played so far, the level design is easily the most consistently good in the series.
Cathedral of the deep is outstandingly good with all the exterior and interior routes and shortcuts around basically one main bonfire, farrons keep/cruxifiction woods and undead settlement are all amazing as well
The areas are big, interwining and full of great vistas and crammed full of nooks and crannies which genuinely reward exploration.
The moment I went up to the stray demon in farron's keep was bliss
Perhaps this is me coming off from dark souls 2 more than anything
>kill Abyss Watchers
>check what weapons I can make out of his soul
>some faggy ultra greatsword and the MOTHERFUCKING GREATSWORD OF ARTORIAS
AWWW SHIT NIGGA
Also, fuck the catacombs, skellingtons are too spooktastic for me. Where else can I go?
>>334303074
Are you in way of the blue? It reserves one of your summons for invasions if im not mistaken
>>334302950
>He doesn't want to marry the QT Knight grill
>>334294350
>he doesn't have thePainted Guardian Dagger
>>334303093
Artorias' Greatsword has a kind of bad moveset.
>>334278487
I am having fun so far with my great machete but I get mad at gang raep bosses (crystal sage and the cathedral one that I've just beaten)
>>334302957
This fucking english m8...
Where do i farm Slabs?
anyone know why estus "randomly" refill in the game?
who 1440p here?
>>334289035
You can kill him.
>>334294664
It's a Chalice Dungeon, and it's shit because of that.
So I went the Zombie path of the Cathedral(assuming that's not the only path)
I died at the part where the there midgets came out of a side opening after going through 3 archers. Was there anything past that point?
Is there no boss in the Irithyll dungeon?
>>334303156
That's stupid.
>>334303287
If I recall correctly, that happens when someone lights a bonfire near you or kills an area boss.
>>334303387
but it also happens offline
>>334303296
>try running 1440p
>get like 25 fps instead of 60
well ok then
What level were you folks when you fought Wolnir? What was your weapon upgrade level?
Magic feels so lackluster in comparison, are pure caster builds even worth anymore?
My first save file is generic broadsword knight and performs better than everything else I have rolled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20XREf55X9E
This fucking music is literally god-tier.
>>334303445
I heard that killing a certain number of enemies does that.
>>334303387
>>334303445
You get it from killing enemies
>>334303561
>Music
Sound stuff is better
>Those echoed, thundering foot steps every time the dancer takes a step
>>334296163
The last two cells you open with a Key Ring you get from the area below the dungeon (Profaned Capital)
So, how did you deal with Mr. Nothin' Personal Kid hanging outside Firelink? I've always made him roll off the edge
>trying to decide on armor to wear
>trying to decide on weapons to use
>Indecision rapidly draining my interesting in continuing on
Fuck its almost like every other game I try to play.
Some days I think I just have ADD or something.
>>334278487
I can't wait to see the speedruns from this game
>>334302246
Anyone? i want that loot so bad.
>>334303529
You've just got to know how to take advantage of it. Like how homing soul mass doesn't fire until you face the target. Check this shit out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-R3-n5p6t0
>>334303445
>>334303387
>>334303287
you get it from killing hollowed undead, specifically
>>334301587
How did he eat S&O if you kicked their asses?
>>334303701
>Not going into souls with a specific character concept in mind
I recommend being a samurai
>>334301587
>>334303920
Considering everyone but Fuccboi was an illusion. Chances are he didn't eat anyone but fuccboi
>>334302667
the range is really short , heavy attack during warcry is amazing
>>334303093
>faggy ultra greatsword
you're missing the fuck out my nigga
https://youtu.be/fyNb0LA4jPM?t=59
shit destroys in pvp
>>334290130
>cuck and proud
What would your wife's son say if he knew you'd posted this?
>>334303965
>going in with an idea without even knowing if the proper equipment is in the game
why am i so bad at this game? i flew through demons, dark, ds2, had trouble with BB but really got used to it what the hell im dying every two seconds
>>334303965
>not doing a generic footsoldier with a helmet, padded jack and halberd
Played with a couple of friends today to help them. Got invaded by a grape which I somehow couldn't do damage to and he seemed to ignore me in turn.
That fucker really stayed around for about 10 minutes, trying to slowly lure us into mobs we could kill in two hits. Doesn't that shit get boring? He was dead in 10 seconds when he couldn't run away anymore and the hit detection started working.
>>334304195
>Making excuses.
>>334303561
I fucking love the archdeacon set they give you, looks fucking cool
>>334304238
enemies feel stronger and placed in situations harder to deal with, bosses seem a bit easier though
>>334304238
Souls vet who was also bad here.
Go to the starting zone and just mess around with parrys and dodging. Rolling works a little different in DS3 and once you learn how to delay yourself everything is a cake walk
>>334304053
>everyone but Fuccboi was an illusion
If you kill the titty monster before the fight via fun engine S&O are still there.
>>334303698
Sprint + R2, rollback, repeat until he dies
>Maybe I could reason with him
>Nah, he's too overheated
>You should have waited!
>he fucking tanks Diablo for you
Catarina knight confirmed for best fucking bro in the world.
>>334303698
I shot him with an arrow and it did like no damage, then I ran back to the bonfire and he fell off the edge trying to chase me. Did this twice btw
So how many people are actually getting 60fps?
>>334303732
How does aiming that giant beam work?
Is it where his camera is, or is it the direction he's facing + a bit of auto tracking?
How do I deal with the leeches?
>>334291462
farm the knights on the wall. Armor drop chances seem to be decent. I have every piece of armor at least twice, one shield and two spears, but not a single sword.
I just want that fucking sword
>>334304580
using a 960 and it plays like shit, drops to 40 all the time and a couple of times it's been getting close to 20
>>334297990
Lothric nights can drop them. Like the ones that keep shieldbashing you on high wall. They are in the cathedral too
>>334304506
>HAH HAH HAH HAVE SOME BEER )))))))
>>334304615
Just run past those enemies
Goddamn, they freak me the hell out
>>334304458
>via fun engine
>>334304580
me but the game stutters for lika split second when it auto saves and it's a bit annoying, also some minor frame drops here and there but otherwise been great. r9 390x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL1tEIh1iBc
What weapon is this guy using?
>>334304615
The torch deals a lot of damage to them.
>>334304238
That was DS2 for me. DS3 seems to be easier and mechanically closer to DS1 again. I am pretty sure I did more perfect dodges in 2 hours of DS3 than in 30 hours of DS2.
>>334304745
And?
Just started the game, I went with I don't know what the fuck am I doing build. All phys stats up to 17.
How are dex weapons in this game? My long sword is currently the best weapon I have, This first sword that drops from a normal knight is pretty weak and requires 18 DEX for some reason.
I Scythe still good? I already have it but haven't tried it.
>>334304704
I meant when your get leeches on you and you constantly build up bleed.
>>334285353
more like gank squid am i right
>>334304794
>600 dmg per hit
>meanwhile im still doing 100 dmg per hit
faith was a mistake
>>334304580
Getting 60 on a 980, at 1080p. Dips when I pick some items up, but not every time.
>>334299424
There isno bonfire
>>334304869
I liked the scythe, but you have to hit with the very tip to do decent damage, I found katanas to be a bit easier to succeed with
>>334304506
He is, definitely. It gets better as you progress his quest.
Now, you people talking about Aldrich, he ate Gwyndolin and he ate Priscilla.
Come into the cage, and join nana's shade
>>334304863
The writers might not have accounted for 3rd party software numbnuts.
As a mound maker, can I still defeat bosses with people or is it straight up pvp?
>>334304928
I know the feeling.
>Dump souls into my guy to get enough DEX to weild mound-maker katana
>Does less damage than my uchigatana
>Now taking forever to grind enough souls to use the fancier pyromancies I just unlocked
>>334305103
No
he just dreamt of her while consuming the boipussy like a madman, ya jackass
>>334278487
>Watchdog and Sentinels covenants still only work for a handful of players
This is fucking shitty.
As a red invader I never see blues anywhere, and when I invade in crab forest, I never see watchdogs.
Can someone give me a hint as to how I hurt this tree? Is it something in the bossfight I'm not seeing, or do I have to do something beforehand?
So i just got a warden twinblade, these any good?
>>334304928
Fume Ultra Greatsword
You get it at Smoldering Lake, if you do the fucking annoying dungeon there and beat an NPC.
dl trainer dark souls v1.03
*trainer activated*
extreme comfy...boring ass game fall asleep
>>334305384
desdigles
>>334305181
If that matters for something you can do the same via the debug mode.
When can I change my appearance? I just defeated the cursed tree boss
>>334305384
you hit the giant glowing weakspots
>>334305260
Why would you dream about a scaly furshit while eating delicious boipucci?You're not a degenerate are you?
How do I stop this crystal safe nigger from turning the fight into a slideshow? This is Vordt all over again.
where do find the key in Irythyll Dungeon? Literally no where to go.
>>334305452
Thanks, Spurdo.
>>334305516
Huh. I saw those sack looking things on his front and his back, but I didn't notice anything glowing any neither seemed to take damage. I only tried once, though, so I guess I'll give it another look.
>>334305412
i went dex/faith
maybe i should just respec since all faith weapons seem to be str or str/dex
>Great Mace has horizontal swing that can stunlock
HAHA
AAAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU FROM
YOU HAVE DONE ME THIS ONE FAVOR
How do I get past those 2 dragons in lothric castle?
>>334304195
this, I played a generic halberd knight on my first playthrough but I got ideas for a dozen sweet builds through finding all the gear
so /v/ after having the choice to progress either through Irithyll Dungeon or Smouldering Lake, I went to the lake after the grotesque shit in the dungeon freaked me the fuck out, little did I know that the fucking Lake is demon city central, anyway I beat the old demon king, is there anything interesting there, aside from the lighting rape worm the 100% accuracy giant ballista and the demon city full of dead demons beneath the lake? Any must have items? NPCs?
>>334303965
>Not going Greatshield + Giant Hammer
Fuck right off with your shit
Also
It took them 4 fucking games but they did it
Greatshields are actually good for something other than tanking
>Hitting someone with Shield Bash, then Riposting them with +6 Great Mace
So fucking sexy my dick can't get harder
>>334305551
Maybe Aldritch was a faggot who liked girls
WHAT DO I DO
spoilers for those who havent found the secret area
How did you feel when you saw this?
>>334305773
Depends on what you want to use bro, most straight swords that I've found have faith are quality, but greatswords and ultra GS's do appear to be str/fai.
What are good STR based spears/halberds, I want to use something that's not a sword.
>>334304342
Everything about the Cathedral of the Deep has been the most fun I've had in Dark Souls. I still can't get those big faggots to drop their armor.
>>334305814
Arrow them or drop down from the bridge to a ledge and take a left.If you take a right you get some sweet fucking items but you have to drop down again.
>>334306115
Any heavy infused one.
>>334304917
Either bloodred moss or get an enemy that does fire damage to hit you
>>334305493
>No guys if you break the game he's there!!!
Do you hear yourself right now Anon?
>>334306082
the hell happened there anyway, all the dead giants in the lower part, was that some kind of genocide, also the silver knights did some serious training.
>>334305957
That locks you onto the second ending. Decline and eat more free levels andthis is spoilerlificget Anri as a waifu if you want the third ending.
>Be me, dark souls fan
>have a few friends who are DS casuls
>Defeat tutorial boss on first try, EZ PZ
>One friend can't beat him
>Continue playing while laughing at him
>Defeat Vordt, first try, EZ PZ
>Friend is still fighting tutorial boss
lmfao
What the fuck does the manlet on the throne do? He talked to me about something something souls and coalesence or something and I'm too scared to waste something accidentally
>>334306082
It feels good. I think it's cool that they used old areas, but changed them subtly, as opposed to DaS2 where the references were just shoe-horned into the game as lame NG+ boss kill souls.
>>334305773
>needing high damage weapons to beat the game
casual. if i can beat blue smelter demon with a +10 lightning broadsword in DaS2 with only 12 dex then you can play through this game without relying on dex/str scaling.
you also get dark and lightning miracle buffs later in the game so there's that to look forward to.
>>334306390
Fight Deadwood and he lets you make boss weapons.
>>334306390
He makes boss soul items
You will want him just for Havel's ring
>>334306390
After the second boss (tutorial boss not included) you give him an item and he trades boss souls for weapons/spells.
>>334306390
>helping with bosses
>host immediately charges in and dies
>helping with area
>host immediately charges into group of enemies and dies
>>334306486
which boss soul do I need for it
>>334306574Asylum Demon's ugly hidden brother
>>334306379
Sadly the free levels guydied a lot earlier in my play through
However the firekeeper is saying that ifI kill her, she'll return as she was before
Would that open up the first ending again?
>>334304917
They fell off when I took out my torch. Only tried once and it had been going for a while so it might just be coincidence, but worth a shot next time you get worms.
>>334303296
yeah lad, runs over 50fps on high with a single 970 pretty suprising
>>334306383
>be me, demon souls fan
>have a few friends who are DS casuls
>defeat tutorial boss on first try, EZ PZ
>One friend can't beat him
>Continue playing while laughing at him
>Defeat Taurus demon, first try, EZ PZ
>Friend is still fighting tutorial boss
lmfao
>>334306740
I don't know negro, but if she says that it's probably true. I don't think they'd lock you out just like that,you can actually bail from the third ending if you give her the Firekeeper Soul, for example.
I'd guess it's a one time thing per event, though.
>>334306808
If it's like 1, then hell fucking no.
>>334306808
Depends on enemy resistances, I don't usually like infused or elemental weapons because of that.
>>334306438
>>334306486
>>334306528
God damnit and I was searching every corner for the blacksmith/crow to do so
>>334292396
I pretty much figured the same since the weapon is right next to the fucker when he gets off the throne, the issue is that even with the WA the piece of shit still doesn't do shit, and i swear if it's a patch issue.
But yes, i can also agree that his regen health is an asspull from left side.