https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica
Nintendo just confirmed this to be the latest Splatfest.
Get in here!
>Not Squidward v Squilliam
They fucked up.
CONFIRMED FOR EU TOO
WHAT THE FUCK
>>334265742
Piss or Cotton Candy
gonna sit this one out, my eyes won't like this.
>>334265742
Cringe
>>334265742
>thought this was fake
>it's real
Holy shit
MY NAME'S NOT RICK
>It's real.
Fuck and I need the super sea snails too, I'll have to endure this shitty splatfest.
Who's more likely to win?
Miiverse will be interesting the next few weeks.
>>334265742
>no Squidward
I mean, I would have not participated either way, but seriously what's the point of having two braindead characters with pretty much the same quirks fighting each other?
Selling my Wii U
>not choosing Patrick
>>334265742
TEAM SPONGE WILL WIN
>>334265925
Spongebob is the most popular so probably Patrick.
>>334265925
I don't know. Usually it's easy to guess based on which side the kids aren't going to be on but this time? Maybe sponge bob but who knows
>>334265925
Patrick is the second most meme'd character from the show. normies may play up bob.
How funny.
Callie is going to pick Spongebob.
Marie for Patrick.
Marie will probably be the popular vote again.
This means Callie is going to win with skill.
>All the children in this thread unable to handle a popular cartoon being referenced in this game
Welcome to the Salty Splatoon. How tough are you?
>>334265742
>hey mates look at this totally not for kids game
>No Mr Krabs
Are you fucking KRILLING me?
>Marie
>siding with Patrick
How are they justifying that one? She side with the "star" of the show?
>>334265787
They have to be equal though, and Squilliam is obviously superior.
>>334265742
Meanhwile in Japan
VOTE PLANKTON
Confirmed.
>>334266025
But Callie is the retarded one, shouldn't she go for Patrick.
Also these fucks are sea creatures, doujinshi when?
>>334266147
Is it red slime vs. heal slime? Cause if it is heal slime wins easy.
I can read the kana but I don't know what it means.
>>334266147
I'm just going to pretend I'm playing in this splatfest.
Team Slime it is.
Splatfests like these must be expensive, is it worth it for them? I can't think of any way it's worth it.
>>334266121
they couldn't even justify naughty and nice very well. it couldn't be called Nice vs Naughty, and Marie can't be to the left of Callie. So they begrudgingly picked counter to their own personality traits.
Callie: Wait why am I naughty?
Europe getting a branded splatfest when?
>>334266241
Does Nintendo approach outside companies for this, or do companies approach them to have these themed Splatfests? Or is it both accordingly?
>No Squidward option
>In a game based around squids
>>334266326
this is your branded splatfest.
>>334266338
That's what I'm wondering. Who's buying out who?
>>334266241
Nick is hurting hard. I wouldn't be surprised if ninty is getting paid for this in an attempt to get kids back into Nickelodeon.
>>334266219
It's attack all out or watch your health
>>334266121
Marie seems to like taking it easy so she may choose Patrick for his laid back personality.
>>334266241
They've almost surely cut a deal with NickTV or whatever to promote the fuck out the game for a week during the fifty thousand episodes of Spongebob they air.
If so I'll hear about it nonstop because my little nephew is addicted to that goddamn thing.
>Not a drill
>>334266435
Ah ok, I get it now.
Still heal slime then. Good luck beating Zoma with a balls to the walls strat.
>transformers, spongebob and ika musume are part of splatoon timeline
DEEPEST LORE
When's NoA gonna do the Shia vs. Sunni Muslim splatfest
>>334266508
that splatfest is old
Healsilime did win
>>334266584
>not Israel vs. Palestine Winner Takes Gaza Splatfest
>>334266602
Well I've been tricked but I'm not that upset.
MY LEG!
>>334265742
Amazing
>>334265742
>Not Doodle-Bob vs The Alaskan Bull Worm
There could have been something great here..
Why is Spongebob so fucking cancerous? It certainly fucking spreads like a cancer.
>>334266359
Probably because he's an octopus.
>This also marks the first Splatfest in which players from North America and Europe can be matched together.
TEAM AMERICA FUCK YEAH PICK SPONGEBOB
TEAM EUROTRASH PICK PATRICK
I'm surprised this didn't happen sooner considering the 10 000 Squidward jokes on Miiverse.
>>334266575
The Splatoon world is just post-apocaliptic Earth senpai.
>>334266779
>Im squidgirl Im squidgirl Im squidsquid squidgirl
>>334266835
>Alaskan
I thought it was Italian
>>334265742
>Caring about Nick after 2003
THIS IS NOT FAIR WE BOUGHT TWO MILLION (2.000.000) COPIES OF BLOODBORNE WE DESERVE TO BE RECOGNIZED BY IMPORTANT COMPANIES AND GET ALL THE COOL PARTNERSHIPS! FIRST YOU GET HOLOGRAM CONCERTS NOW YOU GET SPONGEGOD AND WE GET NOTHING! DELETE THIS NOW!
>>334266584
that's for the next EU splatfest
>>334266957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ4u8I1RNWg
>>334266927
shit, which one gets fucked by the time zone there?
>>334267029
the ironic shit is nobody tunes in for anything except Spongebob. they have to have spongebob on to get some of their viewership.
should just be rename Sponebob Station.
>>334267070
Don't worry, my sources indicate BB will be getting spongebob armor next week
>>334267120
Weebshit for ants.
>>334265742
>those twitter response
I don't get it. Everyone praised the fuck out of Splatoon for feeling like classic Nick, and the game was riddled with Spongebob memes, and yet people are upset about this? What the flying fuck, I'm more surprised by the fact that this didn't happen sooner.
>>334267181
The inner machinations of the mind are an enigma
SPONGEGAR FWE FWE
>not cartoon vs anime and Spongebob vs Ika musume
opportunity missed.
>>334267165
The Spongebob and Schneider Channel
>>334267029
>>Caring about Nick after 2003
Avatar The Last Airbender?
>>334265742
HAHAHAHAHHA
>>334265742
Why Patrick and not Squidward?
>>334267405
what a shitty SJW pandering show
>Its a krabby patty burglar episode
A company that's way past its prime teams up with a show that's way past its prime.
It's like pottery
>>334267467
You're thinking of it's sequel series, Korra.
>>334267467
That's Whorra my friend
>>334267467
What's SJW about it?
>>334267525
>>334267529
>White protagonist ends up with brown girl
yeah, nah
>>334265925
Normies will pick Spongebob
True men will pick Patrick, therefore Patrick will have a better win-lose ratio than Spongebob.
So pick Patrick
>>334267525
>>334267529
Korra and Avatar are both SJW pandering shit.
Aang is literally a Nu male
>>334267310
As if kids would know who Squid Girl is, despite the references and gear for it in Splatoon. You'd have a better chance of making it Spongebob vs. Naruto, or maybe even DBZ and Digimon since they appeared on Nick.
>>334266147
Reasonably jealous
>>334267405
if spongebob is popular enough, I could see them make a waterbeding vs firebending one.
>>334267571
God damn it.
>all the Miiverse kids who spammed Spongebob memes in the plaza
It was inevitable, really.
>>334267612
>Ang
>white
Here's the official theme for this splatfest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8YGMBXrDZg
>>334267467
>>334267606
Anon is mad that lesbians exist, apparently.
>>334267612
>>334267616
t. someone who never watched the show
>>334267612
>Aang
>white
About as white as Jackie Chan
>>334267612
>Aang
>White
Aang is literally a Tibetan monk. Literally as Asian as you get.
What's next?
>>334267612
>WHITE
he's asian
>YELLOW
>PINK
>>334267616
Korra is straight up SJW pandering. At least Avatar is enjoyable and doesn't shove any of that shit down your throat.
>>334267748
Asians are white
>>334267703
>all the spongebob memes that will be spammed starting today
Sponge Team rules!
>Squidward not an option in a game with Squids as the main cast.
That's odd.
>>334267738
YES PLEASE
>Hey, our userbase has already been shown to basically be nothing but males between 20 and 40, what should our next splatfest be?
>How about Spongebob and Patrick
>Holy fuck that's perfect
How can one company be so fucking retarded
>>334267738
batman vs superman when the dvd is out because they'll need all the shilling they can get to sell that garbage.
>>334267703
It was meme magic that made this happen.
>>334267823Squidward isn't a squid.
>>334267834
>implying 20-40 year olds stopped watching cartoons
>>334267834
you know, spongebob has been running for so long it's actually more popular with adults than kids these days.
>>334267774
>Korra is straight up SJW pandering.
>gay people existing is pandering
Take your homophobia and go fuck your Bible, anon. You have to be 18 to post here.
>>334267834
/v/ is mostly in that age range and there's spongebob threads every other day.
Bane VS. CIA when
>>334267834
Are you actually retarded or are you just pretending? It's hard to tell
>>334267834
>he doesn't know things for children are most popular with people between 20 and 40
Just look where you are and what you're playing.
>>334267787
You know damn well that "White" is supposed to refer to Caucasian.Next you're gonna say "it has 'Asian' in the word"
>>334267950
>existing
for the 2 last minutes of a 3 season show.
Spongebob Wii U game when? I would pay $60 for a killer app like that.
>>334267834
That is perfect, kids don´t like neo spongebob, even if its the only thing Nickelodeon airs, its just way to shity
>>334265742
Patrick. Not because I like him, but because I want to use pink ink and not piss yellow.
>>334267834
You do know Spongebob debuted in 1999 right?
>>334267950
Korrasami sucks. It had literally no buildup and that bait and switch with mako beforehand was unnecessary.
>>334268018
Been out for a while. It'smediocre.
>>334267725
I watched the show and it was definitely aimed at shoving progressive views at your face like Steven Universe.
>no dirty dan vs pinhead
>>334267612
>Aang
>White
Holy shit you're stupid.
>>334267961
was getting inked part of your plan?
>>334265742
>Manchildren get mad when a kids game gets kid rivals
Laughing hard at you autistic fucks.
>>334268107
Again, that's just Korra
>>334268113
Who you calling pinhead?
>>334266428
Nick is so sad nowadays.
>2 rotting corpses on display in the form of spongebob and fairly odd parents
>some lol randumb bullshit like Breadwinners or that other show about random animal characters, I think it has a banana as a MC
>a bunch of extremely similar live action shows that recycle jokes from one another, all from the mind of Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider.
My waife's son is currently working at nintendo, he confirmed me the next splatfest will be Pearl vs Peridot.
>>334266914
He has 6 tentacles. He's a squid.
I really hate how Patrick went from lovable oaf to insufferable damaging retard. More recent episodes actually disgust me to the point where I turn off the TV cause of that shit.
>>334268107
Hey atlease steven universe is good at it.
>>334268107
The only thing that I saw as progressive was the ending scene in the last episode, what episode did you see?
>>334268205
squids have 10 tentacles.
>>334267834
>>334267913
>>334267928
>>334267958
>>334267963
>>334267997
>>334268038
>>334268090Old Spongebob>>>>New Spongebob
>>334268205
>I flunked Biology
>>334268205
The reason he has 6 tentacles is because the animators thought he'd look to weighed down by 8. He's an octopus.
>>334268205
>He has 6 tentacles
Because it was easier to animate than 8.
GOLD TEAM RULES
>>334268295
>octopus
>SQUIDward
>>334268187
Maybe I have weird taste but the new nick cartoons have been so disgusting...animation wise. Maybe it's nostalgia on my end.
>>334268205
Squids have 10 tentacles, dude.
>there are people that don't know there are squids that have 6 tentacles
>>334265742
>mfw this isn't b8
>>334268304
>>334268295
he always keeps 2 sets of them paired together like legs. it's easy to forget he even has 6 limbs.
Now that everything seems to be confirmed to fly for splatfests, I can't wait for Mario vs Sonic for the olympics.
>>334268346
>yfw Stephen Hillenburg himself said Squidward's an octopus
Nintendo continues to prove they will take sponsor content money from literally anyone.
>>334268443
nick is in pretty shit situation too. they are stuck with the sponge, nothing they try works.
>>334268346
What is a name.
Just because a dude is called John Baker doesn't imply he's a Bread Baker.
I came into this thread for spongebob pics
Life vs Hometown when?
Mickey vs. Donald
>>334267181
>>334267289
It's always like that.
>Meme fuck out of a game
>Next game/patch refences it
>Everyone is mad
Every time
>I watch spongebob unironically as a adult
you guys are no better than my little pony fags
>>334268346
"Octoward didn't roll off the tongue as nicely as Squidward"
Also, whenever Squidward goes up on land, he's shown as an octopus and not a squid
>>334268271
Yes, that is basically why this Splatfest fits the 20 and older demographic
>>334268373
nice reference
>>334265742
Where my Fry Cook Games bros at?
>>334268346
His nose is the main reason he's an octopus. Pic related is what a squid from spongebob looks like.
>>334267181
>and yet people are upset about this?
I'm seeing a lot more happy reactions and Spongebob images in the replies.
>Playing on splatfest
>Gary the snail vs Snellie the snail
>Both teams are head to head on the final lap
>out of fucking nowhere
>>334268010
it has 'Asian' in the word
>>334267405
Avatar is for obese autistic Tumblrinas who write fanfics all day.
>>334268578
But anon very few spongebob fans(or none) make oc characters and want to fuck them like MLP
>>334265742
>It's real
I don't know how to feel, but who /patrick/ here?
>>334268346
He's an octopus, and because octoward sounds too cumbersome. He looks nothing like a squid for one.
Sheila however is a squid
>>334268729
Why not?
>>334268502
The first Avatar worked. Hell, it's ratings were apparently higher than Spongebob. They even used it in ads more than Spongebob.
>>334265742
PATRICK IS GONNA WIN
SCREENCAP THIS
>>334266359
>>334267447
>>334267823
>>334268205
>>334268346
>you've always been wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5EuFGwbLXE&t=7m16s
>>334268187
Let's not forget
>Live action show that's almost entirely a 1:1 copy of an existing Disney cartoon
>>334268578
Nigga my 50 year old mother likes spongebob
>>334268790
WUZ
>>334268730anyone remember that time awhile back when Pearl was the FotM?
>both regions play together
Confirmed dead.
>>334268578
There's a difference. Old Spongebob was hilarious and many of the jokes work so well outside of it. Meanwhile, most MLP fans just straight up want to fuck horses.
>>334268502
they could always copy cartoon network and revive old series with a new spin on them.
look at teen titans go, show is literally printing money and views.
>>334265742
>there are people alive today who are old enough to have been in the Sponge Bob target audience, watched Sponge Bob, and now have children in the Sponge Bob target audience
>>334268832
THE CRYSTAL GEMS AND SHIET
>>334268818
Don't look at me.
I found out he was an octopus when I was still a kid.
The scene you posted helped with that.
>>334268187
What about TMNT? Is that still good?
>>334268820
Here's their most recent venture
>hey you remember that movie from 13 years ago with Jack Black where he goes to private school and teaches this class to love and play Rock and Roll?
>Well we made a TV show out of that with Tony Cavalero instead and your typical nickelodeon unfunny jokes
>>334268896
I still find it somewhat amusing that the writers can't stand that the fans of the original don't like it, so they wrote a bunch of episodes making fun of said fans, but also make episodes that literally point out how bad the new show is
>>334268729
>cartoon about anthropomorphic sea creatures for kids in a game about anthropomorphic sea creatures for squids
What's the problem?
>launch Inkstrike>"MY LEG!"
>>334268867
No, I don't remember that ever happening.
>>334268346
>>334268438
In the Japanese dub he's called Ikarudo, I thought that was cool to keep the squid pun between languages, even if he is an octopus.
>>334268820
>remembers when cartoon network when through that weird period where they make live action shows.
I'm so glad they came back to there senses...
>>334269021
oh my god I hear it
>>334268794
>weglboo
>pargk
WELCOME TO THE SALTY SPLATOON
HOW TOUGH ARE YA
>>334268724
patrick is way to much of a pussy
sponge is the real deal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsrywkWpiWE
>>334269061
yeah but now it's the Teen Titans Go network where they play nothing but that
>>334269089
Where are the save scummers? they should go to weeny hut jrs
>>334268896
I'm still mad that Teen Titans never actually finished, they cancelled the show abruptly.
>>334268929
AND WE ALWAYZ SAVE DA DAY NIGGUH
>>334269002
Just end Nickelodeon. They shouldn't have to shoulder this miserable existence anymore.
>>334269061
Yeah now CN is doing good stuff like TTG, UG, SU, and the new PPGhaha nah they're still trash. not as terrible but they are so below redemption. disney channel only has WOY and Star VS right now. one is getting cancelled, the other has a frankly bad start and is never getting out of hiatus hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBMNgCSsQdg
>tfw
>>334269191
But Dan "hold her tighter we've got a fighter" Schneider is who needs to be killed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5glkFSCuMI
>>334268724
Only a queer would choose spongebob
>>334269204
Posting god-tier classic Spongebob YTP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGAYEtHRnyU
>>334269089
I'm so tough, I play video gamesand have fun
>>334266241
God can't wait for the inevitable Captain America vs Iron Man splatfest.Iron Man is right btw
>yfw spongebob makes a crossover episode with Splatoon.
>>334269191
Nigga don't lump in SU and UG with fucking TTG and new PPG I don't give a dick if you think it's SJW pandering bullshit but TTG and PPG are offensively garbage while the other two actually have effort put in them
>>334268187
>Breadwinners
>see the reviews
>get even more curious
>decide to watch some of an episode
>mfw
what the fuck
>>334269020
>>334268775
Others pretty much invalidated my post.I just started hating it since the new episodes (pretty much everything starting after the 1st movie) ruined it
>>334268578
>implying anyone watches new spongebob
The show went to shit after the movie. Everybody just memes about old spongebob.
>>334266241
You realize that in these cases the thing being advertised is where the money comes from, right?
Nick is paying for this, not Nintendo.
>>334269141
I don't understand why their worst shows invariably get the most air time. They could play reruns of any one of their series all day but they just play hour after hour of Teen Titans Go. And before TTG, it was Johnny Whipcrack.
>>334269281
Isn't this just another song from the 90s but without lyrics? I swear I've heard it outside of Spongebob.
>>334269316
I'd rather wait for the Splatoonime desu
>>334269316
How would they surive underwater?
>>334269346
You made a terrible mistake anon. Too many forced memes...or whatever the hell that show is trying to do.
HEY
HEY YOU
WIMPY, WIMPY WIMPY
OOH, I'M A LITTLE PEANUT WORM
Are you to much of a wimp to workout? Are you a weakling, built like a SPONGE?
>>334269275
>Wanna blow!!!!
>BUBBLES!!!
>>334269428
Correct, Spongebob music is also used in Ren and Stimpy and the Simpsons
>>334269426
Teen Titans Go is cancer, but it's popular cancer that gets views on their network.
Clarence too, which is a show about a literal retard
>>334269320
>doesn't know that UG was cancelled
Anon I....
>>334268578
I still like the old episodes, I'd rather watch cartoons and Netflix specials like daredevil then watch Grey's Anatomy again
>>334269449
memes?
I didn't see any. All I got was a heaping lump of lolsoraaaanndduuum XD shit.
>>334269508
Regular Show's alright at least. You can kinda tell they didn't expect to last this long, but it's alright.
WE WANT ZELDA WII U NEWS, NOT SOME SHITTY NIGGER CARTOON
>All those Spongebob jokes from the game's early days have been validated
>>334266250
Nice vs Naughty needed no explanation...
>>334269320
There's 2 things that especially bother me about the new PPG show
>they didn't bother to notify the original voice actors to see if they would reprise their roles (they totally would have)
>they're now green lanterns for some fuckiing reason
>>334269596
they probably did this just because of those, really
>>334269539
Thats actually kinda sad. I never did like the humor of the show, but I could appreciate the animation behind it. It's a sad day when things like this get cancelled and cheep flash cartoons keep in trucking.
>>334269508
>>334269581
I still like Adventure Time.
Some of the new episodes are starting to get decent again.
>>334269508
I legitimately liked that anime(voltron?) spoof TTG did.
>>334269428
"Y'all Ready For This" from Space Jam?
>>334269695
Well it's not the only anime they parodied
First few seasons of spongebob were GOAT
>>334269691
Did they get good writers again?
>>334269539
GUYS WE'RE OUT OF OATMEAL
>>334269539
>UG was canceled
Not him, but I had no idea.
I actually thought it was a mediocre show. Better than TTG and the new PPG at least.
Couldn't have been worse than this one.
JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING!
>>334269740
Everything parodies Sailor Moon these days
>>334269658
I...I can't watch the new PPG. I fucking love the intro though, gave me goosebumps, but those voices. My nostalgia will not allow me to enjoy it, it sucks too.
Buttercup used to sound like a young tomboy but now she sounds all butch, the fuck man.
Why do all of the more recent cartoons have flimsy noodle arms?
The only one that gets a pass for it from me is WoY, and that's because they usually appear to have joints of some sortRIP Beep Boop
>>334269780
Seems like it.
More adventuring, more world building, more interesting ideas, less relationshit garbage.
>>334269740
What the fuck Robin
>>334269581
>mordecai love issues the show
At some point they got to know when to end the whole love shit...
>>334269809
>implying callie isn't a casual normie that would use literal botnet software
>>334269839
Because that's all they teach at calarts
It's also why most of the shows on CN have the same general head/face thing going on
>L shaped head
>open mouth with three or so "teeth"
>blank stare
>>334269182
Nigga please. The show ended properly and wasn't cancelled at all. Was the Terra plotline an unsatisfying way to finish the series? Yes, but it was intentional. And even then you have the Tokyo movie if you want a happier end.
>>334269876
Latest season has pretty much none of that. He brakes up with the cloud girl in the most stupid way possible and you don't see any romance shit after that.
Our voices were heard.
>>334267467
I loved the original.
Korra, however, was total and utter shit.
This is a tough decision... Do I ignore everything after the first movie and choose based on those characters, or do I judge based on what these characters have become?
>Pet-sitter Pat
>A Pal for Gary
>Stuck in The Ringer
>Squid's Visit
Both Neo-Spongebob and Neo-Patrick are terrible, awful characters in their own ways.
>>334269740
Oh yeah the sailor moon bit was beautiful lol.
>>334269576
Watching more of the episode (S2 E1) the reviews that show got were going easy on it. Is this what nick has to offer nowadays?
Why are a good portion of cartoons such shit nowadays? Lack of talent pool? Low pay?
>>334269320
>SU
It's not bad but I didn't think it was good either.
>He unironically likes UG
Opinion discarded
Even if one is average and the rest are trash the correct opinion is:
SU > TTG > PPG >= UG
>>334269508
But Clarence is the best show on CN right now.
>>334269930
yeah, Callie's the normie, Marie's the lovable bitch
>>334269937
It just looks so bad, though
Is it just cheaper/easier to animate? Is that the real reason?
>>334270008
Callie would never use Firefox.
>>334269508
Clarence is the best show on CN right now I swear.
It's creative, well written, and incredibly relatable. I honestly think the show if meant for nostalgic adults over actual kids, cause the whole "three pals take go on mundane adventures" brings me back to when I was a kid hard.
Clarence isn't retarded, he's just a kid that actually acts like a kid, which is kinda rare in cartoons these days honestly.
Video games.
>>334269950
I had so much hope for Korra. Avatar in the raging 20s? Fuck yeah.
Then the show happened. I at least give it credit for the murder suicide at the end of the 1st season, I was not expecting it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2SkqnEL-PQ
>>334269434
>>334269434
GREEN SQUIDGIRL A BEST.
A BEST!
>>334270014
both
Although with Gumball it can't be easier to animate, because there's at least 20 different styles going on, in both 3d and 2d.
>Everything were doing right now is canon in splatoon
>Us posting about splatoon actually happened in splatoon before humans died
>>334270003
I never said I liked UG, just that it has more effort and care behind it.
>>334269948
Oh good it may be bearable to watch again...tho CJ was cool. Gonna assume margret is somehow involved in the breakup...
>>334267154
thinking about it isn't the game on a global time?
>>334265742
Who will the little shits pick so I can get easy wins?
>>334270078
Clarence is some kind of autistic
How have we not had a Mario vs. Luigi Splatfest yet?
>>334269984
>making your decision by asking yourself "which sociopath is the least horrible?"
Go by pre-movie spongebob
>>334270181
It's not about winning, it's about fun!
>>334269950
>shipping
>teen love
>teen romance
>teen angst
Got it burns. Paboo was the best character.
>>334270204
Because everyone would pick Luigi
>>334270084
>after the handholding ending Bryke tried to claim they were lesbians the whole
>not bi, lesbians
>mfw even the LGBT community bash him for such an asspull just to try and save the series name
>>334270162
My bad
I wouldn't know about effort or care though. The animation, definitely. It still isn't exactly good though. Writing has less care though imo. It feels like they got a bunch of inbred monkeys in a room, made them smoke pot, and had them masturbate furiously with their balls slobbering over the keyboards and then tried to make sense of the gibberish until they had an episode.
>>334270181
Likely Patrick
I can't imagine what kind of kid would like Spongebob nowadays.
>Not Snails vs Worms
>>334270170
I just catch episodes that are on demand so I'm not sure, have only seen her I think once though.
>>334270243
>the Year of Luigi was three years ago
Where does the time go?
>>334267467
>>334268714
You're thinking of Legend of Korra
We're talking about The Last Airbender, the superior series
>>334270240
>Paboo
>Not Varrick and Bolin
Varrick with Zhu-Li and Bolin really should've just been the stars of their own show together. And Bolin should've been renamed to Mako because the Mako we actually got was somewhat of a disgrace to the legacy they named him after.
SpongeBob in Smash when?
>>334270260
The sad irony is Korra is now a measurement for gay relationships in cartoonsespecially after gravity falls pulled the same shit and succeeded
>>334270003
>SU > TTG > PPG >= UG
Nah nigga, nothing can be worse than PPG, you can fucking see the worklines during the animation, it's a disgrace
SU>>>UG=TTG>>>>>PPG
>>334270425
ppg still better than TTgo. At least it tries to have plots.
>>334270425
How about you just go argue over at >>>/co/mblr
We're talking about a man's cartoon here
>>334270260
That ending was so damned forced it hurt. I can see them gal paling but spontaneous relationship after asami was literally MIA for most of season 3(?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDEvpaNBT_k
>>334270260
reminds me of the Red Tails movie, where George claimed people being racist was the reason why the movie failed
>>334270420
>especially after gravity falls pulled the same shit
To be fair, people seemed to be expecting that to happen with Blubs and Durland and it was somewhat played for laughs. Not to mention they actually had a bit of chemistry and didn't base the whole ending on it.
Korrasami was the polar opposite of that.
>>334270429
>That filename
Someone give me the video I haven't seen it in forever so I don't remember the name.
>>334267120
>posting mediocre Jojo parody art
wow a lot of spongebob fanatics. then again a lot of people grew up with spongebabbu.
>>334269984
holy autisms
>>334270260
>Water bending requires lots of arm movements and shit
>I know let's have a girl who can make arms out of water for some reason
I call her Katara Shoujo
I found it funny that they'd show her getting electrocuted on screen but wouldn't show the main badguy's waifu getting blown up, and wouldn't even play the sound effect
>>334270391
Yeah I can agree with this. Those 3 made the show more entertaining when it was rock bottom.
>>334270425
GG/tumblr shitstorms aside:
SU>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>UG>>TTG>>>>>>>>>PPG
Despite some occasional proxy homosexuality being pushed, SU is pretty solid, manages to hold an interesting plot and so on. UG is the epitome of LOLSORANDUM XDDDD, TTG finds one stupid joke or a soapbox, makes a whole formulaic episode out of it and hamfists the same stupid song slightly altered in every time.
PPG is just no.
>>334270492
>>>/co/mblr
I always see this but /co/ seems to despise Tumblr and generally seems to want no real association with them.
>man's cartoon
Nigga Avatar is great but man's cartoon? That's more like Samurai Jack or Bojack or something.
>>334270687
Bojack is shit
>>334270260
Don't forget how Bryke basically ended their careers with Nick over that
>Nick tells them they can't do that for various reasons
>end it on handholding anyway
>say they were lesbians at a convention anyway
>>334270718
bojack is the shit m8
>>334270687
What? This is a SpongeBob thread
>>334270657
STOP
I ACTUALLY FELT THAT
>>334270657
DELETE THIS
>>334270687
>/co/ seems to despise Tumblr
how? It always sides with all the fanfics and shitty OC threads and have daily QC and literallywho webcomics general just because of the tumblr hugbox.
>>334269276
kek when did obama get cucked
>>334270718
It had its flaws but it largely succeeded at what it was aiming for
Parts could definitely have been better but overall it was a pretty well done ride
>>334270591
That...would have been an interesting beheaded sight.
>>334270492
>Implying PPG isn't a mans show.
MAJOR MAN
>>334270787
>>334270687
/co/ is basically nothing but shipping, shitposting and lewds. It is tumblr but no for reasons /pol/ thinks
>>334270657
Squidward can't take this shit anymore
>>334270186
Clarence is a normal sugar fueled fat kid but Sumo has ADHD and Jeff has OCD and possibly high functioning autism.
>>334270824
Classic PPG is fine
They're on about the reboot shit
>>334270784
She didn't explode. She simply found nirvana within the fire.
>>334270078
clarence after that guy left was shit maybe it picked up but the first season was great
>>334270813
I can understand them having the explosion offscreen but there's literally no sound to it (just the armor wrapping around her head) when it should be a loud explosion accompanying it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFWuQ30Hi8k
>>334270657
I know what that shit is I aint clicking it
>>334270824
Probably removed. They removed Ms. Bellum because she was "too sexualized".
>>334269508
A lot of the time TTG episodes are shit but when they do it right like the webm it's absolutely god-tier
>>334270753
We were on the topic of Avatar so of the two I thought that was what was being referred to.
Spongebob isn't a man's cartoon.
It's an animation from the heavens.
>>334270787
I always thought that was normal for any part of the net, generating OC in general. What makes Tumblr Tumblr is... well, you know. Their "attitude" on things. It's not as if /co/ is obnoxiously on the same level for the most part. The way they display their opinions also seems to vastly differ, you can tell they like the things they do for almost entirely different reasons. Go to Tumblr and ask why Steven Universe is good and I'm sure 90% of the replies will be something about irrelevant social justice values. /co/ is likely to not bring that up at all and talk about the actual show.
>>334270898
>Tfw they removed Ms.Bellum because she was sexist against women.
YELLOW
PATRICK BROS WW@?
>>334270953
Metal absorbed the sound desu.
>>334271006
It does have its moments but it's not really worth sifting through the shit
>>334270227
It's only fun when you win you little shit
>>334268794
PINK
>>334271102
that's why we get other anons to do it.
EXCEEEEEEEELLENT.
>>334270997
Please tell me you're joking. For the love of God please be joking.
>>334270997
Wait they removed ms bellum? Ok that's just asinine. I liked her because she was the mayor;s literal brain. The sexiness was an added bonus.
>>334271042
Isn't that litterally the opposite of her character though? I'm almost positive the joke behind her was that she was the attractive, sexy woman, but the reason you couldn't see her face is so that you would never see the most attractive part of a woman, which according to the creators, was a woman's brain.
>>334271160
I can't argue with this
>>334271127
honestly its fun as long as the teams are even
unlike the last splatfest between snowmen and snowcastles, which was a complete stompfest
>>334270997
Even though Ms Bellum was literally the brains behind Townsville?
Now you have a retarded manchild running the place on his own. I guess that explains the pickle museum
>>334270997
>>334271042
>Literally the reason the town has gone to complete shit yet
>actually does all the work the mayor should be doing
>beat the shit out of Sedusa, even though she's supposedly just a normal human
>remove her just because "she's hot"
By their logic they just shamed any woman that's hot, strong, and/or competent.
>>334271179
I haven't seen the original forever, was there any indication of her being intelligent or were the creators just going OMG UR ALL SEXIST >:(I can't fuck a brain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfYskqjOrLE
>>334271179
There's also just the genius of sight gags you get to do with characters who you never get to see the upper half of
>>334268794
hot_topic.jpg
>>334271045
PINK?
there will never be a part 2
>>334270997
>>334271042
>>334271223
>>334271241
They also made Ms Keane a blob.
>>334271209
Must have missed that one out (if it was in Europe too), what happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5th225wgsk
>>334271310
oh my fuck
i never noticed that
>>334271281
All the time.
Her full name is Sara Bellum.
>>334271281
She literally ran the town and baby sat the mayor.
>>334265742
WHAT DOES CALLIE/MARIE SAY ABOUT IT
HOW ARE THEY GETTING TV SIGNALS OF SPONGEBOB AFTER THE APOCALYPSE
SPONGEBOB CONFIRMED TO STILL AIR UNTIL THE END OF TIME
>>334271281
Yes. She ran the town because the mayor was an idiot.
>>334271379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yICai9wwRl4
Korra Book 3 is overhyped garbage and I don't know why everyone loves it so much. Korra herself was still largely treated more as a plot device than an actual protagonist. A majority of the book was spent dilly-dallying with events that were supposed to be important but were obviously just ways for Bryke to bide for time and see what pasta stuck to the wall. If it wasn't the case then the Earth Queen subplot wouldn't have existed, and Korra would actually have stuck with her initial resolution at the start of the book. Zaheer is overrated trash. He's not a complex character, he's a self defeating message of a person who was too stupid to double check his history book. The most interesting part of the season was the Beifong feud which was only accessible through more cringey shouting. The book was also violently scattered with pointless moments like Kai saving Jinora, Varrick's reintroduction for two scenes, and so on, which ultimately accomplished nothing but to bide more time and carelessly pander.Also one person taking down the Ba Sing Se wall with lavabending was just disgraceful when the Fire Nation back in a winning time of war with affluent technology, and also supposed access to large amounts of lava, couldn't do it themselves. That was beyond the final straw.People told me Korra Book 3 was the best but they all lied. It was garbage. Why did you all lie to me. Why.
>>334271310
That's beautiful. it's fun noticing stuff you never paid attention to as a kid.
>>334271281
She was always the brains behind the mayor. Her name was Sara Bellum, you know, cerebellum. She was the voice of reason and would give the girls advice when they needed it.
Spongebob team assemble
>>334270997
It's pretty clear the show is made by nu-wave cartoonists aping the successes of the past and failing at it. These people are also likely to buy into SJW bullshit, so it's no surprise they removed Ms. Bellum even though she was a strong independent woman.
I mean, the original PPG was a parody of pretty much everything featured in the show. The new series has become what the original parodied.
>>334267834
There's a 53 year old I work with at my butcher shop who loves Spongebob, but his 12 year old boy hates it.
>>334271508
Hell yeah
Get fucked pinheads
>>334271392
>>334271397
>>334271421
>>334271497
Fair enough, but that's like leaving a $100 bill lying in the middle of the street then going OMG JEWZZZZZ when somebody picks it up.
>>334265742
Frankly I can't stand them both anymore. They were both so much better back when SpongeBob was a naive, optimistic young man just entering the real world instead of a fucking four year old working at a fast food place, and Patrick was a lazy but well-meaning dimwit instead of a completely braindead retard with no redeeming qualities.
I can't stand either of them anymore.
>>334271409
Reminder they get Splatfests from a haunted fax machine.
What other vs.'s can still happen in a Splatfest?
>>334271612
That's nothing like that.
>>334271447
>lava bending
I always assumed the whole lava bender skill needs a earth bender parent and a fire bender parent. That's the only explanation I got for bolin using plot hax.
>>334271612
...What?
>>334271409
They probably found archived copies or some shit. Maybe the old internet survived or something.
We'll never know.
>>334266147
Did Japan have their Splatfest yet? I want to get in on this one.
Who team Dirty Dan here
>>334271612
Oy vey, should've just made a food analogy.
>>334271736
I say I'M Dirty Dan
>>334271736
Dirty Dan all the way
>>334271670
Literally anything can be done as long as there's some kinda slight connection.
That's the beauty of it.
>yfw they make an MLP Splatfest and it's the Sun horse vs the Moon horse
>MLP shitposting on /v/ will run rampant
>>334271736
But which one of you is the rea>>334271783
l Dirty Dan?
>>334271736
Fuck off, pinhead
>>334271690
>>334271698
The thing about the creator going on about how people are sexist because they found her attractive (which I personally didn't but that's irrelevant) instead of banging on about how intelligent she is.
>>334271612
What? It's nothing like that. I don't even know what you're trying to say.
>>334271702
>>334271629
>tfw their whole world is just a miniature representation of Earth to test evolution of different species in a post-apocalyptic setting done in the current year
>>334267834
It seems that the retarded one are you, my friend.
>>334271839apparently those two horses haven't been relevant in like 2 seasons or something like that
>>334271839
I want this....I want this for the glorious meltdowns.
>>334265742
The Spongebob show sucked terrible. I knew this even when i was a lil kid. Patrick was the only good thing in there.
>>334268578
A lot of people grew up with it. Not the same.
I never even watched it, and I can still see why you are retarded.
>>334271981
>apparently
>or something like that
Might as well just go full SWIM at this point.
>>334269995
The times have changed.
Kids these days are becoming obsessed with internet "culture", so now they just pander to the lolsorandum meme crowd than actually try to craft clever jokes or decent storylines.
Which makes sense. It's more profit for less effort after all.
>>334271923
So, still nothing about what your post contained.
Glad to know you're retarded.
>>334271923
That was a dumb analogy
>>334271839
>MLP Splatfest
No
>>334272014
That's nice and dandy but your taste is rancid like your English
>>334271839
I think those horses and the designs are pretty.
>>334271923
I still don't get what you're trying to say. How is that like yelling JEWS when someone picks up a hundred dollar bill?
And it's not that they removed her because people found her attractive and didn't talk about her intelligence. I think they they're just stupid and didn't realize her intelligence. They just saw her and thought she was sexist because it didn't show her face.
>>334272014
Fuck off, Plankton
>>334271839
>White and black ink
Would be worth it just for that
>>334271839
The pieces are in place. They're on good terms with Hasbro thanks to the Transformers Splatfest.
If that happens it will be fucking de-li-cious. It will be one of the most absurd Internet meltdowns I will live to see.
>>334272220
It'd probably be yellow and really dark blue
>>334271839
fuck it. go full crazy. 6 way splatfest teams mode.
also don't mind barneyfag shitposting in the thread like a retarded child as usual.
>>334272220
they'd do dark blue and white ink probs sadly.
>>334271981
>apparently
>>334272220
Didn't we already have that?Inb4 it was creme, not white
>>334271696
Well, it would be more of water and earth since it moves more like water than fire. And even at that point, it could just be straight up regular Earthbending because it was similar to earth, like how it was with sand and iron.
>>334272159They are nice designs.Fapping to humization versions are even better.I'm going to refrain from posting an example.
>>334272305
Yeah, milk tea vs lemon tea in Nippon
We did it!
We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of paint on anything but the--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8YGMBXrDZg
>>334271617
It's the same thing that happened to The Simpsons. Hell, maybe the same thing happens to all long-running shows. The characters become caricatures of themselves as defined by broad strokes. It's probably a result of going through numerous writers who all lose a piece of the original intent behind the character. They need to continue to place them in novel situations as well, so it's much easier to juggle that with a caricature than with a character that's actually more fleshed out.
>>334272220
>>334272260
Actually Verry light creamy pink and grayish blue
>>334267863
Superman will win, he doesn't even need to try.
>>334272258
squids are brightly colored young girls with eye style of a black with a coloured iris outline.
ponies are brightly colored young girl horses with eye style of a black with a coloured iris outline.
the transformers splatfest was my favorite; delicious purple.
>/v/ doesn't realize that Spongebob is good again because Stephen Hindenburger is doing the episodes again.
The only thing is that new episodes are released once every 6 months now.
FLAPPIN' FLOTSAM
WHAT'S THAT
>>334272463
10/10
>>334272514
Holy shit really?
>>334272514
Sounds like bullshit.
Starting at what season/episode?
>>334272514
>/v/ doesn't realize a show that was abhorrent garbage after its first three or four seasons for several years got marginally okay again just rarely on a dying network that's been retroactively churning garbage to miserably stay afloat
wow who cares
>>334270657
God new spongebob is so trash
/v/ Sponge Bob threads were fucking GOAT
>this glorious bastard did the whole fucking episode
>>334271839Sunnysundown vs. Sunibee
I wanna impregnate Marie while Callie watches!
>>334272717
Mariefags are the worst
>>334272713
>were
nigga it's basically astronomical law that spongebob, eene, and samurai jack threads no matter the board or time are always god tier
>>334272769
aww nah ccard destruction nigga.
no subways today
>>334272716mfw Sunibee has only done like 3 humanized pics
>>334272839
When's the last time you've seen a Sponge Bob thread like in the pic I posted?
Go on, I'll wait.
All there's left are shitty memes like the Mr. Krabs one.
>>334272641
>garbage
How dare you insult the disney ripoff henry danger!
>>334273000
Perfect.
>>334272894
delete this
>>334271839
>this happen
>mod move the current splatfest thread to /mlp/ until this end
I need this butthurt
>>334266043
you posted that after like 2 people said a negative. you jumped in too soon
>>334265742
>Kids cartoon DLC
>Nintedo games only for adult players, unlike CoD meme,
Nintenbabies BTFO.
Wanna see me splat that squid over there? Wanna see me do it again?
>>334273126
nah the threads would just be pictureless or external links likely. too much hassle.
>>334273015
I never said they were all of the same quality, nigger
Mr. Krabs meme threads are much more definitively OC threads than they are actual Spongebob threads
>>334271540
i dont know about that...the sjw's were pissed off about a unicorn eps apparently it dumped on transgenders.
Why does Splatoon attract so much shitposting?
>>334272626
started around season 9. I noticed because /co/ actually had a thread that wasn't about the season 1-3 episodes and was actually positive, then I found out he was doing episodes again.
>>334273293
Yeah but you (metaphorical 'you') can project your vapid insecurities on pretty much anything. That's why SJWs never shut the fuck up even when they get their way.
>>334271617
>>334272484
The original writing came back for the new season, so here's hoping he helps.
>>334273525
Because it's popular. /v/ can't like anything popular.
>>334271908
Who you callin' Pinhead?
>>334273525
>>334273525
because it outsold Bloodborne, which already gets a megaton of shitposting as is.
>>334273217
>not making it a gif
>>334271310
I noticed that when I was a kid. I saw the original pilot on what-a-cartoon where you actually see that they literally are just a pair of legs, so I thought it was funny when they kept that joke later on.
>>334273286
>All Sponge Bob threads are God Tier
>Except when they're not
The 8 new guns that are part of Sheldon's Picks Vol. 1 are pictured. Vol. 2 hasn't been announced yet but it will be taking place sometime in May.
Patch notes:
http://www.nintendo.com.au/support/files/Splatoon_Upcoming_software_update_April_13_2016.pdf
>>334273000
I'm concerned this has happened to Castle, especially with all the surreal episodes from the recent seasons.
>>334271839
>mfw
Jesus christ just thinking about the amount of ass blasting makes me giddy.It'd be worth Nintendo going fully under just to see that happen
>>334273873
>Suction Bomb
>Kraken
Nice, desu
>Sniper Rifle
Fug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q12xOukVAI
>>334274034
>Nintendo is dying meme
I fucking go to eat breakfast and when I come back, this fucking thread went from the new splatfest to a shit posting about how shitty cartoons are nowadays and how old cartoons were the best
>>334273873
Is...is that a pink gold dynamo?
>>334265742
is it in Japan too though
I want to see Japanese miiverse doodles in-game of spongebob and patrick
If you could go into Splatoon, what do you think the squids would smell like?
>>334272014
the commonly accepted opinion is that Spongebob only lasted 4 seasons before it instantly became shit
and then there were all those "shock" episodes where the characters get maimed, mutiliated, or eat something disgusting
>>334274485
They would smell like squids I guess
>>334274424
no its this >>334266147
>2016
>Thinking Patrick has any reedeemable qualities left.
Looks like Callie's gonna win this one AGAIN.
I'm having a lot of fun at work reading this thread while listening to the Squid Sisters live concert
That's why i like this game. It makes me feel like a kid again.
Fuck.
Now I'm sad.
>>334274485
Go to a seafood market.
Which one is Marie's pick?
>>334273873
So it's just a second variant of existing guns with different subweapons?
>>334273525
It's a new Nintendo IP that actually did well
>>334274485
According to japanese porn, cum smells like squid, so I would assume the squids would smell like cum
>New splatfest right after they nerf the shit out of my beloved E-liters.
>>334274346
Nope. Just tampered metal.
>>334275084
>According to japanese porn, cum smells like squid
That only happens if you masturbate and don't bathe for a while.
>>334267787
They're as white as argentina
>>334266136
Squidward has a fancier house tho
Squilliam fags BTFO
>Spongebob has been bad over twice as long as it was ever good
>>334268515
>Implying hometown isn't the immediate winner.
>>334268187
Tmnt reboot
>>334275324
Well shit, never knew that.
Is that a thing the japs love then? The implication that all men jerk off but barely ever bathe?
>>334275752
It's so stinky NEETs can relate.
>>334273293
>>334271540
>>334270997
They most definitely didn't remove Ms. Bellum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFRDZznWMZY
You faggots will believe everything you read.
>>334274134
Never said it was dying, but the immense shitstorm that an MLP splatfest would ensue would probably fuck over Nintendo.
Now that I think about it, /v/'s already going to go full nuclear when Pokemon sun/moon are released. Already have something to look forward to.
>>334270559
https://vimeo.com/33753374
Here you goYOU FAGGOT
>>334268271
I have literally never seen anyone who thought the opposite.
>>334273873
Why does that sniper say pubic on it?
>>334275568
>Meme School
fuck off, idiot
>>334275978
Wait, they're adapting the original chapters into nowadays situations?
That's kindacool if you get over the fact that now the goddamnt thing it's a cellphone
>>334276264
>>Meme School
Get some taste you fucking faggot
>>334276079
>the immense shitstorm that an MLP splatfest would ensue would probably fuck over Nintendo.
You have NO idea how marketing works, do you?
>>334270657
Why is there so much gross-out humor in post-movie spongebob? That's all it is.
>>334276343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEXurYaIHao
>>334275978
What's wrong with their voices? Especially Buttercup's.
>>334276530
>anime dubs
It's you fault you fucking meme of a person. I've been reading the manga since day 1 and that was never fucking ever mentioned. At all. And most certainly it wasn't translated that way in the funimation subbed version of the anime either.
>>334276719
A lot of dubs are fine. Some of them just get fucked.
>>334276719
are you frustrated?
>>334276347
Probably not, but I do know a considerably large number of people will throw a shitfit about it.
>>334271839
>barneyfag's meltdown
My dick
>>334276843
Well, here we have one very bad example.
>>334276995
No, I'm amazed by the stupidity of some people that because a fucked up translation they disgregard a whole series as meme series.
Prison School is by far one of the best manga runs out there in this moment and i... actually feel bad because of that piece of dialog butchering
>>334277175
shh, shh, little baby
Is there still an easy way to reroll gear? I've been spoiled by ink recovery for so long but I want to use bomb sniffer and last ditch effort.
>>334277175
Prison School is fucking trash, idiot.
>>334273293
>Cartoon Network rebooted the cartoon Powerpuff Girls recently and the show is charging into mostly uncharted territory with an episode featuring transgender issues. In a recent episode, Donny, a horse who knows he’s really a unicorn, transitions with a little help from his friends.
>Donny wears a fake horn on his head and tells main character Bubbles, “I may not have a horn but I do have a heart, and in that heart I know I’m a beautiful unicorn!” The episode ends with a giant heart in the colors of the transgender flag.
>Following a botched “transmogrifying” attempt to change Donny into a unicorn, the gang gets help from the Unicorn Coalition Alliance Brigade Headquarters and finds out Donny was always a unicorn no matter what he looked like on the outside.
>Executive producer Nick Jennings told the LA Times: “Basically when it starts out, he’s a pony, but he wants to be a unicorn. He has to go through a transformation to become a unicorn and so it’s a whole [episode that asks], ‘What are you on the inside? What are you on the outside? How do you identify yourself? How do people see you?’ There’s a lot of subtext in that.”
>“I don’t think you can be too young to start talking about those issues and thinking about those things and just presenting an attitude, and a voice that is going to resonate with people.”