Did anyone else just get a fuckton of steam downloads?
Same. What the fuck happened? They're all updates but they're not updating the game at all.
>>334212337
Quite a few. Didn't show what and the shop seems kinda slow at the moment.
IT BEGINS
PRAISE GABEN!
GABEN FORGIVE MY SINS!
PLEASE HAVE MERCY, GABEN!
>>334212645
Store is working fine for me
>>334212337
Yep, virtually every game I have installed just tried to update.
PANIC.
this is a sophisticated black hat hacker attack
>>334212746
41 updates, what the fuck is happening
905 of these are 0/0 bytes too
>>334212942
Probably just hackers using Steams update servers to ping peoples accounts.
I wouldn't worry about it.
I figure some dependency needs an "update" or something, I get 0 download updates on games randomly, but never this many at once.
>all these guys getting tonnes of updates
>curiosity piqued
>check
aw what the hell
I have Steam Guard activated on my phone, my shit's safe.
>>334212337
I didn't get any but I did notice the servers were offline for a sec when I went to message a friend.
It's because the redistributable that games come with have to be updated, like directx.
GUYS CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS NOW
>>334213165
You obviously only have 13 games installed.
>>334213280
SHOULD I PANIC?
Sorry guys, it was me. Bought Dark Souls III + Steam Controller bundle. Separate billing and shipping address must have overloaded the system.
>>334212337
I got steamguard aka valve has cucked my phone
i'm good
>>334212337
AAAA
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>not ripping out your hard drive(s) before the updates started and smashing them with a hammer
LOL, enjoy your leaked bank details, faggots.
>>334213406
I honestly can't believe how big of an issue people's accounts getting stolen must have been for this shit to have happened.
How stupid are people that they've been adding randoms to their friends and giving out their passwords?
>>334213492
>giving your cc info to steam
Guys no one is hacking your account. Holy shit. About 20% of my games updated. Still not sure why
>>334213745
Nice try hacker-san, you'll never get my games you piece of shit.
>>334212337
yes, i had 48 games, all of them had 0 out of 0 downloaded and it fucking pissed me off because i seen DaS3 had an update and my hopes were fucking shattered.
>>334213696
>owning a credit card
>>334213165
Only 6 of my games are updating
Anyone know what's going on?
>>334213250
Nevermind I'm watching it happen now.
This is awful.
>>334213873
>being poor
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I did, shit was weird.
17 out of 24 games installed all want to update right now.
>watching Fallout 2 update.
>>334213745
>Guys no one is hacking your account.
Hacker shills on damage control. Get the fuck out, hacker. I'm calling the police.
Something doesn't feel right about this
>>334214007
>not needing a !CREDIT! card=poor
u wot m8?
If at all people who need a fucking credit card are the poor ones.
HOLY SHIT IT'S HALF-LIFE 3
CHECK THE STEAM STORE
IT'S HAPPENING
Anyone noticed a similarity with the updated games? Maybe they all run on the same engine.
>>334214205
No! Please don't report this thread1
>>334214247
HOLY SHIT
Steam went down earlier. Either a hacker or an error, I'm gonna say error.
>>334214229
>something unusual happening is unusual
Do you do palm readings?
HELP WHAT IS HAPPENINGalso, rate games
Wow I wonder what the purpose of this could be.
>>334214361
>That shit on December when everyone could see random accounts' info
>now this
Are they even trying anymore?
>>334214254
Nope
It was pretty random.
I have 22 installed games, 19 got a 0kb update.
>>334214357
PIIIIIIIISS
>>334214236
You've clearly never tried to rent a car, stay in a hotel or pre-book a flight. Credit cards are an trustworthy, guaranteed payment method. Your underage is showing.
>>334212337
No response yet from valve on the steam forums.
There's a thread if people want to go bump it.
>>334214526
No, because I pay that shit in cash you fucking pleb.
>>334214236
Enjoy never owning a home with your lack of credit.
>>334214236
Credit cards are insured way to spend money when cash isn't viable. Debit is insured too but a lot harder to deal with when all your assets have been stolen.
I'm scared.
Oh fuck it just happened to me.
>>334214526
Also,
>Credit Cards
>trustworthy
top kek, you obviously have no fucking idea about security when it comes to payment methods.
valve just "updated" something didnt they
watch games will now have expiration date or something
>>334214014
>playing shmups
Fucking tryhard faggot.
>>>/vr/
>This whole thread
Wow, talk about spot the newfags. They're updating the CEG keys on a bunch of games, they dot his like twice a year.
>>334214831
fuck off hacker NHX shill
I got about 10 updates and all were 0 kb. What was weird was the Dark soul 3 update, it was 0kb also but it took 6 mins to download.
>keeps getting bigger
>>334214491
Looks like only reletively newly released games. I don't see any of my MMos or old as dirt games getting these updates.
>>334214831
I've been using steam for the last 5 years and have never had this happen
>0kb
probably CD keys getting rekt
>>334214608
>Hi, can I book a flight to Berlin
>Yes, can I take your credit card number
>Lol, I only pay things in cash, you fucking pleb
>...
>Hello?
>Anyone there?
CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS NOW NOW NOW NOW MY ACCOUNT JUST GOT CHARGED $100
If you noticed, these 0kb updates are actually deleting shit in your _CommonRedist
>>334214526
>credit cards are trustworthy
nigga do you want to know why credit card fraud is so retardedly easy to commit?
Because the system credit cards use is archaic.
JUST
>>334215063
prove it
>>334215063
I don't link my cards to my account tho
not to mention I canceled my debit card on monday anyways
what did he mean by this?
>>334215063
>saving payment information
also
>implying
>>334214937
It happened a couple of times already.
The update is 0kb because it doesn't download anything. It's taking all of the redistributables for directx for all versions and years and bundling it into one setup.
>>334215081
Oh shit, that can't be good. I'm glad I haven't started Steam up in a long time.
and people ask me why I only wanted to sell my games on my own website without all this DRM bullshit
sure I lost exposure but at least you don't have to use this shitty program and run the risk of getting banned and valve taking your games away. also you don't need an Internet connection to play them whenever.plus I don't have to pay those greedy fuckers their 30%.
The faster steam dies and devs start distributing their games on their own the better.
HALF LIFE 3 FUCKING CONFIRMED
Only games that are queuing is DS2, Stardew Valley, andVisceral Cleanup Detailfor me.
129 games
>>334215224
It seems to be doing this >>334215203
>>334214831
Keep shilling hacker, I've had my account for 9 years without this happening once.
>>334215225
>also you don't need an Internet connection to play them whenever.
You don't need an internet connection to play games on steam though.
That old turn steam to offline mode before losing connection bug was fixed long ago.
>>334215203
I'm not worried, but I'm still screencapping my library just in case I need to pirate anything stolen by steam
someone touched the wrong stuff in the db, triggered dirty bits on everything
Fucking NHX shill
>>334215225
shut up autist
>>334212337
well that fucking explains why my internet suddenly tanked
thank fuck this is my new laptop with 2 dozen installed games and not 200
>>334215224
It's good because those were 400 mb of dead weight you had to keep on your hard drive and download, for no real reason, now steam keeps only one instance on your hard drive and installs it on demand.
Fuck, I had to update like 300 games
Welp, looks like SJWs won and now they are modding our games.
FML
>>334215335
>only 9 years
>not 10
>>334214831
spotted the hacker
I feel that I should mention that 2 of the games updating are games that I wasn't able to launch properly last night, and considering that I'm only updating 6 games that could mean something.
>>334215419
KEEP SUCKING GABE'S COCK YOU FUCKING SHILL
So I should buy games right now so I can scam steam with my burgled credit card info.
>>334215414
>Internet tanking by 0B in total of updates
Stop using a 56k grand dad.
>>334215407
fuck off drone, steam doesn't actually do anything for you except sell other people's products to you and mine your data, you don't owe them any loyalty.
Maybe they fixed Endless Space so the fucker actually opens.
>>334215082
Spot the burgerclapistani.
GOOD FUCKING LORD
$1,000 GONE FROM MY CHECKING ACCOUNT
CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS NOW
>>334215372
You're safe, dawg
TURN ON CNN
>was going to boot up steam to play some Postal 2
Never fucking mind then. I'll just keep It closed until this shit blows over
>>334215683
NO
MY AUTISMBUX
HOW AM I GOING TO AFFORD TENDIES NOW
REEEEE
HOLY CRAP MY ASSETS HAVE BEEN LIQUIDATED CHANGE YOUR PASS WORDS
GABEN
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
>>334213180
>>334215761
>giving valve even more of your data
wew lad
>>334215785
Why not just disconnect from your wifi?
>smilingman007
>>334215594
I'm not a valve drone, you're just being an autist.
>>334215542
0kb of updates still needs to do all the handshaking and verification a 10GB update does, anon. I never said it tanked longer than a few seconds
i have a weird message in my steam inbox "so what I thought I'd do is pretend to be one of those deaf-mutes" cycling over and over i'm fuckin scared bros
OH MY GOD I JUST GOT A PHONE CALL THAT SAID I'M GOING TO DIE IN SEVEN DAYS
>>334215831
>smilingman007
>>334215884
calling someone an autist isn't an argument
you not caring about something doesn't turn it into a non-issue, dipshit
I just opened mine, 17 of my 60 games "updated" with 0kb updates. Checked purchase history, nothing new happened, deleted CC from account just in case.
Anybody know wtf is going on?
>>334215960
Tell them to call me too
>>334215863
Because I'll just do somthing else.
>>334213342
always
>>334215960
WHAT THE FUCK VALVE
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>>334215984
and you caring about something doesn't turn it into an issue, autist
Looks like Steam is going through and deleting all the old DirectX installers and shit.
Freeing up fucktons of HDD space.
>>334215831
This looks shopped, I can tell by the pixels.
We r Anon give us Half Life 3 or we take ur vidya n monie$
>>334215989
It's deleting _common folders, steams packing it in steam itself.
>>334215989
Yeah, they're updating the read the threads.
>>334216059
fuck off you dirty hacker shill
>>334214818
But it's a modern genre if you look at things like Touhou. Just because America gave up on the genre doesn't mean everyone else did
>>334216049
kill yourself shit eater
GUYS SUDDENLY ALL THE LEDS IN MY COMPUTER WENT FROM BLUE TO RED
ARE THEY TRYING TO OVERHEAT MY COMPUTER? SHOULD I JUST TURN IT OFF SINCE I DONT HAVE MY BLUE LEDS TO KEEP IT COOL????
>>334216029
well if you wanted to play postal there's nothing but 3 clicks stopping you
>>334216059
I remember those threads.
>>334216178
Anom I'm gonna need my sides back
>>334216178
RUN
>>334216178
>not having green leds for power conservation and lower electric bill
Fucking plebs I swear
>>334216178
The easiest way to cool down your computer is water.
Just pour it in, it'll be fine.
>>334216178
Oi, that means yer computa is goin ta go fasta
the red unz go fasta ya git
>Program Files (x86)\Steam\userdata
>theres an anonymous folder there now
wut
Remember on Christmas when Steam fucked up and logged everyone into other people's accounts?
NOW IT'S LOGGING YOU ONTO OTHER PEOPLE'S COMPUTERS
HOLY SHIT
TURN ON CNN
>>334216350
I can vouch for this.
>>334216487
gimme a link nigga
GUYS
THIS WINDOW JUST POPPED UP OUT OF NOWHERE
IM CONTROLLING SOMEONE ELSE'S DESKTOP
WHAT THE FUCK VALVE
>>334216487
>sanders gains endorsements before NY primary
ok.... did I miss something?
>>334216647
hashtag feel the bern
ecks dee
>havent been on Steam today
Whos staying in the bunker with me?
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN NOW
RED ALERT EVERYONE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>334213492
I'm standing here laughing my ass off imagining somebody on here doing that
GO TO YOUTUBE AND TYPE IN LIZARDSQUAD THEY ARE STEALING EVERYONES PASSWORDS THEY JUST MADE A VIDEO ANNOUNCING IT HOLY SHIT OH GOD MY MONEY OH GOOOD
OH SHIT
>96 updates
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?
>mfw force updating all of them
You all are pussy faggots, I don't know what the fuck you're all so scareadlsakhslaekhlskdjfa;lwks
>mash the download button now for everything
>list is finally clear
>it happens again
>it's happening again
>half my games update 0kb
>okay that wasn't so bad
>see steam icon turn green
>now shit is downloading and it appears to be the full fucking filesize
WHAT THE FUCK
I DIDN'T CONSENT TO THIS
CHIVALRY ALONE IS LIKE 9 GIGS
Who /gog/ here?
>>334216863
Used to get those viruses on my old school laptop with forced shitty Antivirus. Then I learned how to disable programs from starting up. Never again.
>>334216863
Wait, if youre pc is locked..... THE WHO WAS POST?
Who /CD/ here?
Thought it was just me
>>334217005
THE FILESIZES KEEP CHANGING
THEY SAY 0 THEN A FEW GIGS AND THEN A COUPLE HUNDRED MEGS
AUGH
Its happening again this time its not 0MB
>>334216863
>get this one day while browsing some shitty archive website called 4chanarchive
>force shut down my computer
>I never get it again
well that was easy.
Thank god us origin users don't have this problem.
MY MONEY!!!!!!
I haven't opened steam since yesterday. Should I?
>some dumbass intern programmer presses the wrong button
>HOLY SHIT WE'RE GETTING HACKED BY THE SPACE DEVIL AND HE'S ALSO JEWISH AND YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
never change /v/
>check CC statement
>some charge from Luxembourg PANIC
>>334217148
Nobody cares about Origin except you and the guy that pays you to talk about Origin.
Guys I'm fucking freaking out!
>>334217189
Yeah, this is just one of those "Happening" troll threads.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BLACK VANS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
MOMS GONNA FLIP
See you fellas after third impact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWf_PUK8mJI
>BG1EE and something else already updated
>Queued back up again
What?
test
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE SKY ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
They're updating the DirectX libraries.
Everybody go home, there is nothing to see.
It will be over soon.
>>334217257
lmao why did u post a pic of urself
>>334217287
That already happened, but I wouldn't expect a reifag to know that
WHAT THE FUUUUCK
>>334217238
Not him, I have Origin purely for the free games.
>>334212337
RIP Stream account
I-It's not like I actually like playing games anyways...........
>>334217257
Don't worry, it's just the 4chan Party Van.
CONSOLES
ALWAYS
WIN
>>334212337
They're all being updated for compatibility with HTC VIVE
>>334217257
>tfw not alone.
Well, that's somewhat reassuring I guess.
Oh fuck me, people getting out the van, coming to door. If you've got a fucking van outside then make a break for it. It's fucking happening. Run while you can. It has been a pleasure shitposting along side you fuckers.
welcome to hell
welcome to hell
welcome to hell
welcome to hell
>Been on Steam all day
>nothing happening, no updates
Am..am I safe?
>>334217336
excellent bait my friend
>>334217473
>Someone else watched LH
Huh. Neat.
>>334212337
Yes, it's just the clouds. It's literally nothing, don't worry. And by nothing I mean the downloads are instant.
This is what you get for using proprietary software. You should have listened while you still had a chance.
Should I even sign in?
>steam
DRM-free master race
>>334217562
what do you mean?
JUST
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
MY PC JUST TRIED TO KILL ME
IT'S HAPPENING
Guys just install Gentoo
Fucking newfags
g-guys, why is the sun getting bigger?
>>334216381
Oi, lisen to dis grot. Red means fasta and put soma dat greens on dare for extra goodz
CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD NOW
>>334217973
WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS THE FUCKING SUN IT'S SO DARK
>OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE
Just had it happen to me, grabbing my go bag and setting the house on fire.
Obama is outside my house WITH A GUN
Change your passwords now!
i didnt see anything an hour ago
but
>now
HELP
I opened my client and it was not long before a good amount of my games started autoupdating.
No shorty afterwards my grandma was resurrected from the graveyard at my garden.
Thanks Gabe.
>all these children saving cc info anywhere
you literally NEVER do this, did you start browsing the Internet yesterday?
Okay now every game that updated is getting around 100 MB updates with no news in the game forums or anything, I am actually worried.
I'm posting my password here so that I'm forced to change it, otherwise I'm gonna half-ass it.a G00D D&Y to you, g4b3n.
IT WASNT ME! I SWEAR
>>334218059
HOLY SHIT
HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
WE'RE FLYING IN FUCKING SPACE
WITHOUT THE SUN
DON'T YOU SEE JUPITER GETTING CLOSER? HOLY FUCK
>>334218227
It ain't me
>>334218059
IT'S CALLED NIGHTTIME CALM DOWN
>>334218147
You're a fucking idiot, if you were even a small bit smart to check the fucking "downloading" folder under the steamapps one you'd realize they're updating the goddamn DirectX libraries, you fucking asshat shitcunt literal supreme turbonigger.
Fuck you.
>>334218227
Why are you posting a picture of me?
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE?!?
>>334218147
They deleted all the DirectX installers... and are now downloading them all again.
Shit's either stupid or madhax.
Something wrong guys? Hahahahahahahaha you should of thought twice about giving me your money
I'm taking control now hahhahha
>>334218227
>>334218264
Confirmed co-conspirators!
>Computer has two Steam executables installed
>Live in land of fighting marsupials
>Horribly slow internet because I'm borrowing my neigbhour's WiFi
>Wake up after my comfy sleep in to check how my downloads are going
>"Fucking hell"
>See about half of my library waiting to download
>Because I'm a calm bloke, I basically go through pressing the download button
>Almost all of them disappear thankfully, only my sluggish downloads of workshop stuff for ArmA remains
>Pic related, it's me
>>334216781
I was on steam this morning and bought a few games.
guess I won't be back on until I hear more news on this.
>fallout 2 updating
>fallout updating
>fallout tactics updating
OH LAWD HAVE MERCAY PROTECT MY ACCOUNT
Apparently it's all language support stuff from what I've read on the forums.
Do not be alarmed, we are simply assimilating your games for the Gabe. Do not try to resist.
>>334218490
Hacker
Is this the Feminist censorship thing?
>Didn't leave games on auto-update
SEND HELP
>>334218490
Those 0 byte languages?
HELP
>>334218576
My updates weren't 0 bytes.
>>334218564
>Set to never update
>Updates anyway
for what purpose
this is how WW3 starts
>check task manager
>svchost.exe
Is it too late to uninstall steam?
Exclamation: Oh no! My credits! My virtual library of aesthetically pleasing electronic interactions! Oh the horror!
IT'S HAPPENING
>Not leaving a game on so games wont update
this is why i pirate
My bank just called me to authorize a $2,000 payment to Cambodia. What's happening?
CHECK YOUR WISHLIST!
IT'S HAPPENING!
BLACK SCREEN!
NO JOKE!
>>334218535
>check task manager
>gaben.exe running in background
>>334218951
YOU'RE GOING ON HOLIDAY!
A HOLIDAY IN CAMBODIA!
These fucking nerds still aren't on to me kekekek!!!
>>334218969
>tfw you arent lying
Check for yourself. The game folder sizes are getting smaller. The Redist folders are empty. The update is deleting redistributables like directx.
>>334219005
It's tough kid but it's life.
>>334216863
>tfw something similar to this happened when browsing gelbooru on my phone
Threw my phone in the lake and bought a new one
>Check my Steam client
>No updates processed
>Check library
>Like 30 games queued
Jokes on you, suckers, I closed my steam client before Gaben added online-only DRM to all those queued up games! I can still play my library in offline mode!
>mfw steam suddenly changes computer language to chinese
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
Not a single fucking word from Steam Reps about this whole fucking mess.
no news on twitter
>this whole thread
>>334218462
>he bought fallout through steam
relax this is clearly someone at Microsoft HQ trying to run some Java code and employing every Win10 PC in the world as a botnet processor cluster
Angry statement: What the hell did you meatbags drag me into?!
My internet went out about the same time, I think WW3 is about to start
>>334213165
>>334213912
It's only updating games you've launched, maybe play more vidya and shitpost on /v/ less?
>Not turning off steam and putting up with this nonsense
Okay guys.
>>334219165
Like really get the gog version you cucks
Looks like you boys have finally discovered my master plan.
It's nothing personal, just business.
I, the worlds most best hacker, will destroy everything as is my duty.
>>334218969
>Anon isn't lying
>>334219040
While I'm not computer inept, why would they delete redist?
>>334219151
No news on twitter or their official forums but the downloads and black screened Wishlist bugs are real.
>STEAM IS UPDATING MOST OF MY GAMES
>AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>334219269
>Hacking steam
>On a phone
>Using microsoft word
Even if it's a joke, sheesh.
WISHLIST PAGE IS DOWN
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
somehow, some way, this is related to iTunes
>>334219370
OH SHIT, ITS TRUE
>>334218969
what in HECC
>>334215960
I got you senpai
>>334219363
Honestly, are you autistic?
>>334219363
>Hacking steam
>On a phone
>Using microsoft word
HE'S FUCKING WATCHDOGS HOLY SHIT RUN
>>334219296
then I'm not logging in to steam for a while then until this gets sorted out.
this is why I hate all digital gaming.
>>334218969
This is it. Now I'm worried.
>this whole thread
what the fuck are you doing guys
do you think this is a fucking game?
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN GABEN GIFTED EVERYONE THEIR ENTIRE WISHLIST
MY FACE WHEN I DON'T HAVE A WISHLIST FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>334219273
Because you don't need it after initial install. It's that "Installing DirectX for the 347th time" thing.
But now everything's breaking and everything's downloading everything forever and nothing works and what the fuck gabe.
So steam is deleting all redistributables and then reinstalling them. Wow
Glad nothing's happened to me so far
>>334219273
Fuck knows. Maybe a recent steam update included all redists with the steam client so you don't have a bunch of redundant installers sitting around doing nothing.
>>334219513
well if it's a game it's updating
>>334218969
it's over lads
>>334219269
Get outta here, Aiden Pearce. You are the worst uncle.
>>334218969
Yeah, nice try, fa-
>it's real
>>334219269
Hate to break it to ya son but you dun goofed making that post.
I already went through you VPNs and proxies and got your real IP. This is what you get for fucking with my Neptunia games.
Guys i found out that if you install Windows 10 then the issue gets resolved!
>>334218969
>mfw this is actually true
GUYS ALL MY COMMENTS ARE GONE WTF
oh wait
>master race
>>334219460
Genuine question, what would imply that?
I've met people genuinely autistic and I know what they act like.
Unless you're a dumb cunt who thinks I don't realize it is for the sake of fun, I was just mocking the way he did it.
>>334219561
I guess you have a point, that is irritating. I didn't get the download forever problem however.
>>334219592
Jesus yeah, I hate that fucking clutter.
You are all being routed into a botnet that will fire off the LOIC simultaniously at high value internet targets.
Be grateful, for you will be the first in the fight for the better future.
>tfw I want to panic but just get this
>one of those was actually a game update
t-thanks Gabe
No, I have 167 games installed and only see a few updates daily.
If the update is reasonably large it alerts me to something worth checking out in an old game.
Uninstalled it all a short while ago so 600GB downloading over the next few days.
One said update is Two Worlds II massive overhaul sometime soon.
>>334219732
Hello Anonymous,
Thanks! It really works!
-R
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
>>334217321
>implying it's ever over
>>334219816
>what would imply that
replying to multiple posts in one post, for starters.
>>334219732
interestingly I'm on windows 10 and haven't gotten any updates yet
>>334219707
>this basic-ass UI
>Hack Sony
>Form1
I FOUND OUT HOW TO FIX IT!
1. Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down.
2. Drop it in a 43 foot hole in the ground.
3.Bury it completely, rock and boulders should be fine.
4. Than burn all the clothes that you wore at any time you were online.
>>334217321
>implying I'd believe a shitposting Baelish
So, should I update or not? I'm scared.
A few games updated already. Are they broken now?
IS THIS HOW THE GREAT DEPRESSION STARTED
>>334219269
>Hacking MGSV Mission 51 0%
>>334219883
You're either trying hard to real in a target or you are a pot calling the kettle black.
Who gives a fuck.
>>334219816
He made a joke purposely being stupid because it was a joke. Like, for fun, for laughs. We know that real hackers don't use Microsoft Word on an iPad because it's a fucking joke you autist. Jesus christ, do you reply with "well actually chicken can't cross the road that's stupid" to that joke too?
Battleborn is to blame, too much memeing going on at once fucked steam up.
Question, i don't have more than 5 games installed and only one of them is asking for updates (it seems to be an actual update that adds something), should i be worried?
Holy shit guys, they've combined everything into one big update. The proverbial nuke is about to be dropped!
>>334215660
>Spotted the europoor who is afraid of mudslimes conquering their Ben Bong
>>334219965
thanks al
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOtoIBrBAYE
>>334219965
>4. Than burn all the clothes that you wore at any time you were online.
That's my secret: I'm always naked.
>>334219965
HOLY SHIT, IT WORKS. THANK YOU SENPAI
>>334217321
Explain why the Wishlist in a black screen then.
I'm surprised there wasn't a pop up asking you if you want to opt in to this . some people have way too many games.
>>334220104
take off your skin and dispose of it anon
SENPAI... ITS HAPPENIG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>334219965
lost my DVD easter eggs but salvaged everything else
>>334219363
Pffft, I wouldn't expect a lowly non-hacker like yourself to understand the complexities of my craft leave it to the professionals, this isn't even a mobile, it's a computer of my own design!
Oh and by the way kiddo, you're in my sights!!
>>334218969
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
MFW
hitting my kill switch
>>334220046
Okay, I guess it is that latter since another person has taken towards bitching about my post.
>Thinking I was saying it for clarification and not just making fun of his usage for the same pont
And I'm the autistic one, jesus /v/
Is this related?
>>334218969
>afraid to start client, go to site instead
>obvious troll is obv-
>BLANK PAGE
>>334219952
sauce?
>>334220238
Thanks mate, at least you didn't chuck a sissy tantrum and played along with the joke.
/v/ has got fucking awful lately.
>>334220204
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19GVNzKVzqZ
GUYS. THE LED ON MY COMPUTER HAS BEEN FLASHING MORSE CODE "S.O.S" NON-STOP SINCE I OPENED UP STEAM.
STEAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY COMPUTER?
>>334220435
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! yourself
>>334219965
This only works for windows faggot! What about us linux gamers!
>>334220351
http://store.steampowered.com/
looks fine. though I'm not logged in.
So what is it?
>>334213372
>Separate billing and shipping address
Who does this
>>334216121
>touhou
>a shmup
Touhou is waifushit kusoge. Real shmups died when the waifu danmaku fad rolled in.
>>334220580
a white hole.
>>334220627
a white hole?
>>334220615
But is there a videogame character that can possibly even possibly TOUCH madara uchiha?
>>334220543
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s19GVNzKVzqZ
the wishlist is a blank page now.
>Every game that had a 0/0 kb update now has a 100-150~ mb update
What are you plotting gabe
>>334220491
install gentoo.
>>334216590
Sound webms on /v/ when?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1456878732729.webm
>One update is in my pending update queue
>Bump it up to download
>Starts and...
>Jumps right back into my pending update queue
>Repeats
That is the only issue I have had as of late, in the past trying it at most one more time usually worked.
>>334220627so what is it?
>>334220256
That's hot.
>>334220708
why the fuck are you fags downloading this? Why not stop the updates and wait?
>>334220664
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.
>all these idiots who let a drm client sit between them and their games
>all these idiots who have auto update on
v is shit
>>334220780
So that thing's spewing time, back into the universe?
>>334220708
Why don't you fucking check for yourself?
>>334219483
Best Watchdogs 2 promo ever
>>334220780
>black hole expels matters from its poles
>sucks time and matter out of the universe
>>334220854
Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.
>uninstalled a bunch of games because i hate having the downloads page filled with anything except the thing im downloading
>usually uninstall games that have extremely heavy updates/update everysingle day
>mfw turns out the massive updates are 0kb
Everything is breaking
>>334220854
Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.
>>334220920
>being this much of a smeg head
uhhh
all the games i already updated are queued again
2GB UPDATE
J U S T
>>334220831
>all these idiots who have auto update on
It doesn't even matter what you have that set to. I had DotA2 set to never install updates and every fucking time a new update came out it would download it. The only solution is not having the game installed.
>>334220780
Black holes evaporate. White holes don't exist.
FUCK DON'T LOGOUT
>>334220776
The 0byte 'updates' deleted the _CommonRedist folder from games, the new 'updates' are putting them back.
So if you got the 0bytes, you're almost certainly going to have to redownload the redist packages anyway, you can't just wait it out.
>>334219269
>Hacking MGSV Mission 51 0%
Can you make that a priority? I'm still mad.
>>334221053
Just let it happen, Anon. There is no escape.
GUYS CHECK YOUR REACTION FOLDERS MY PEPES ARE GONE
Look over your shoulder, anon.
>>334221174
Thank christ.
>>334221053
and now they're much bigger updates
what is happening
steam pls have your support work for once
>>334221125
KILL ME PETE
>>334221182
Tell that to the guy behind you.
>>334221174
>having even a single pepe in your reaction folder
>>334220749
>>334220920
>>334221073
Oh, would someone punch him out?
>>334212337
GUYS I'M SCARED!! I AUTO-UPDATE ALL OF MY 15 GAMES WITH 2.5 GB! WHAT DO I DO!?!??!
>>334219151
They didn't make an announcement for days after everyone's info got compromised on Christmas so why the hell would they mane an announcement for this?
>>334221174
>keeping your pepes after reddit and tumblr stole them
>>334221182
I saw this out my window, what do
>>334221174
HOLY SHIT MINE TOO
>>334221125
kill me pete
>>334221224
I'm right here you dick.
This apocalypse made me find out that Chucklefish is calling their next Starbound update the 1.0 update, and they are taking it out of early access.
>>334221125
uh, pass pete
but thanks
>>334221125
Kill me, Pete
>>334221174
>pepes are gone
Praise Gaben
This is my PC, will I be safe from hackers?
ARE WE DEAD
IS THIS THE AFTERLIFE
>>334220330
That gif is such a lol
>>334221294
That doesn't mean shit unless the game is actually good now.It almost certainly still fucking isn't.
>>334212337
yeah weird, they had nothing in them
HELP
>>334221294
This is truly the worst timeline.
WE'VE HIT THE STEAM SINGULARITY! EVERYTHING IS SPIRALING IN ON ITSELF!
UPDATES FOR UPDATES, MONEY BEING DRAINED FROM ACCOUNTS!
STEAM MARKET CRASHING!
NOTHING BUT GIBUS IN ALL GAMES!
THIS IS IT FOLKS!
MAY GABE NEWELL HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS!
>>334221125
NO, I WANT TO FINISH DARK SOULS III BEFORE, GIVE ME MORE TIME PETE
>>334221125
Kill me, Pete
>>334221272
I prefer the slutty blonde one.
you guys there was a price glitch on dark souls III deluxe edition for 87 cents for US customers only but they fixed it already
THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF WE HAD ALL BOUGHT STEAMBOXES
watching all these games "update" one after another is kinda relaxing in some weird way
>>334221428
THANKS, DOC
>>334221428
thanks doc
>>334216178
>thought this was a joke
>took my hand off my mouse to reach for a cool drink of water
>blue lights on my Razer Deathadder Chroma™ are now red and pulsing
Oh god
>>334221125
Kill me,Pete
So the people who are saying they are getting 2.5gb files. Check your game files. Anything out of ordinary?
just tried logging and can't log back in. Anyone else got this issue? If so what should I do?
>>334221541
>for US customers only
Days ago we had a price glitch in tacoland 14 pesos for dark souls 3
>OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE
WE CAN DO IT!
DON'T GIVE UP!
>>334221413
Well it's better than Terraria at least
But it's been like that for a long time
>>334221541
STOP REMINDING ME THAT I MISSED IT
Why can't they use their twitter accounts to explain what is going on?
No but really what is happening
>>334214401
Does anyone even play Alien Swarm anymore?
I was kinda hoping Valve would support that game further with more campaigns and what not but then it just kinda died.
>>334214014
>all those shmups
Y-you wouldn't happen to drawTHICC, d-do you?
WHAT'S GONG ON
I'M SITTING HERE LOOKING AT STEAM COMMUNITY DISCUSSIONS.
AND THIS SHIT STARTED PLAYING FROM MY CLIENT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxUU3zncVmI
WHAT
THE
FUCK
UPDATE OF 96 MB FOR EVERY GAME INSTALLED!
IT'S HAPPENING!
GUYS QUICK GO AND SEE IF YOU'RE DAD'S ARE TURNING BLACK
MY DAD'S BLACK ALL OF A SUDDEN
I don't know whats real and fake. and I';m not about to turn on my PC and log in to steam to find out.
GUYS THIS JUST POPPED UP ON MY SCREEN.
OH SHIT DO I DESTROY PC NOW?
why is valve so bad?
>>334214649
>chip's challenge
BUMMER
U
M
M
E
R
Have I been kek'd?
>>334215480
>10
>not 11
>>334221684
>it's better than Terraria
>PKek "gamimg"
>>334221801
I shot mine mid transformation. I will not share a house with a trans-nigger.
I'm sure he would've wanted it that way, put down before he started asking for welfare.
>>334221749
I wish it had controller support.
ATTENTION MY PEEPEE FRIENDS ON /V/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/4eohr1/huge_0_byte_error_on_steam_post_your_experiences/
NOW I'LL GO BACK TO THE SHITHOLE I CAME
>>334221757
I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about anon, so I think the answer is no.
POST DEM DOWNLOADS BOIS
>>334221541
>missed this and the mexican one
>>334221125
fuck my shit up petey
>>334221920
>posting from reddit
some really strange shit is going down right now
>>334221873
>m-muh grinding for raid bosses
>>334221841
oh shit, it just got serious. Thank god I'm a console peasant.
>>334221817
It's real, wishlist is down and the games are all downloading 0kb files, no idea why.
Most of the screams are just people being Funny Guys™
>>334221920
CHECK YOUR SAVES
MOST OF MINE HAVE BEEN DELETED
'
WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK VALVE
I UPDATE ALL OF MY GAMES, AM I GONNA DIE
>>334221949
None because I have 6 games installed
and only 4 got updated
>>334220649
am i being rused? its working for me.
or is steam uploading viruses to your pcs?
>0B update scheduled in 20 minutes
>Cant cancell or pause it
Bullshit.
>>334221920
HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPEN TO SPONGEBOB!??!?!
20gb downloaded so far, thanks Gabe. I'd be pretty fucking pissed if I had limited bandwidth.
>black console just opened on my desktop
>green code is being typed and executed
>bar slowly going up to 100% representing my computer being hacked
FUCK
OH SHIT THEY'RE GOING TO STEAL ALL 2 OF MY STEAM BUX
>see that it's actually downloading sizable files now
OOOOH SHIITTTT
Can somebody explain what is happening, i feel uncomfortable
>>334220580
It's the new Ryo Agawa DLC. Don't log in to Steam if you know what's good for you.
you'd think valve would have the sense to tell people they're doing something like this beforehand
I have AMD radeon r9 390x, and i haven't gotten any download. Must be an Nvidia driverworks issue. Kek, that's what happens when you buy Nshitia.
>>334221920
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/4eohr1/huge_0_byte_error_on_steam_post_your_experiences/
STEAM IS GETTING HACKED CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNTS AND MOVE TO WiiU NOW!!!
>>334222127
did you get this screen as well!?!?
>>334221841
Please steam stop fucking my shit up!
>>334222091
Try 125kbs. I just shut off steam after it happened.
>tfw I am still trying to download Dark Souls 3.
I hate life.
Steam fuck-up or intentional? It's impossible to know because Valve's communication and processes suck ass.
>>334222228
Apparently steam is deleting all the commonredist files (directx, openAl executables) from every game that has it, freeing up space.
I don't think it's anything dangerous or hackers.
>164 updates
>>334222362
Apparently they're trying to remove distributles from individual games and just make it a shared steam bank. They fucked up though and it just deleted and reinstalled them because steam is incompetent.
>>334212337
OH THANK GOD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
>>334222414
except it's fucking forcing everyone to reinstall all of them, for every game
WAKE UP MR FREEMAN, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ASHES
>>334222414
Then why is it redownloading them?
>>334222414
but then they're saying its redownloading everything back anyway.
Stem just decided to delete and redownload everything.,
Damnit, it's reinstalling! THIS IS GOING TO FUCK UP MY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!
>>334222471
Why not tell us they're doing it? Valve are such a shitshow and I'm increasing tired of their bullshit.
>>334222414
I'm pretty sure they fucked it up and had to make everyone download them again.
>tfw barely play games anymore and only have a handful installed
>3 updates queued
this is what you nerds get
Thank goodness I'm on PS4. :^) First the DaSIII port fiasco, now this? Bad times for PCucks.
So, if the redistributable bundle thing is true, what is the downside? Extra shit you may never actually use unless you download those specific games you may not even have?
Also why in the name of fuck wouldn't Valve say anything? Even during the last shitstorm they made a public announcement, yet this time they aren't saying anything to keep the shitstorm under control, they are either doing something behind our backs but being dumb about it or not doing anything and unaware of what's going on
>>334221757
Hi Sophie
>>334222501
>>334222562
>>334222523
>>334222584
I wouldn't know, I didn't start steam yet, not before knowing exactly what it is.
Update fallout seen across the world on the account of PC gamers.
The installation of odd and strange patches ranging from 0b to 2.5gb, the results varying from steam user to steam user.
The Wishlist has vanished completely along with the user's smile and optimism.
Radiation with a halved life of 3 years contaminating hard drives at an alarming rate.
The steamening is upon us.
This kind of thing never happens on WiiU
And yet you /v/irgins say PC is better.
>>334222584
So glad I wasn't online for all of this shit. hopefully I'll miss whatever this thing is by the time I get back on.
>>334222068
oh, it gets a lot worse
>>334222616
>tfw only play visual novels because i'm only interested in narratives now
Feels good.
>>334222728
WiiU is shit tho. Why even get on /v/ if you're not gonna discuss vidya?
We did it Sonybros!
>>334212337
Nothing here.
>>334222790
R O A S T E D
WHY DOES VALVE NEVER HAVE THEIR SUPPORT MAKE ANY STATEMENTS
THEIR TWITTER HASN'T BEEN UPDATED IN OVER A MONTH
>>334222728
mustardcucks don't care about how fun games are now
all they care about is how much they can complain about fps and graphics quality on their games
>>334222728
>muh console wars
If you used your brain instead of relying on brand loyalty and shitposting for a second you would realize that all platforms have their own downsides, there is no "master race", just nerds and literal children doing an online dick measurement competition, the most pathetic gang war since "/pol/ vs tumblr"
>>334214007
Not him but I make a decent about of money at my job and have never had a credit card. Why trust another person with information of that magnitude when I can go down to the walgreens and buy a debit gift card.
>>334221841
>2013
THEY ARE TIME TRAVELERS TOO?!
OH SHIT
H
S
H
I
T
>WINDOWS 10 USER
>RIGHT CLICK ANY IMAGE
>PROPERTIES > SECURITY > REMOVE PROPERTIES AND PERSONAL INFORMATIONS
>GET ERROR
>Steam is bought out by Microsoft
>millions of users have updated botnets on their PCs
The Prophecy has been fortold.
>>334222894
You've just been reported, you sick fuck.
Thanks for fucking my data cap up Gaben!
>>334222914
For fucks sake! I can SEE the pixels in your stupid fucking argument!
>open steam to see what the fuss is
>only game I have installed is Rainbow Six Vegas 2
>why the fuck do I have Vegas 2 installed?
>delete local content
>close steam
whew
>>334222894
ruh roh
this are not scooby snack
>>334222571
>Why not tell us they're doing it? Valve are such a shitshow and I'm increasing tired of their bullshit.
Fucking this.
It isn't fucking hard to let people know what the fuck they're doing.
There's no fucking excuse for this sort of bullshit.
>literally going to have to spend all day thanks to my shit internet re-downloading all the shit they just magically deleted off my computer
THANKS GABE
>>334216509
IS- IS that actually doable?
Can I make it my future goal to have a fishtank PC?
MY WISHLIST IS BLACKSCREEN ARGHHH
>open steam
>not a single update
This is a /b/ raid, isn't it
>>334222682
WHOOOOOO
The font the store uses is different too.
>>334222571
Valve is an incredibly incompetent and anti-consumer company. This shouldn't surprise you. It took weeks for them to properly address the Christmas debacle.
>>334223203
HALF LIFE 3
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>>334223168
They updated every game to delete the distributales but then they reverted everything back, if you were on Steam you would get updates for every game installed that would be 0 bytes (basically deleting files) and now Steam is installing everything back. I'm sat here watching this shit downloading 100mb files for about 150 games.
>>334223168
You're not getting an update because you weren't on when they went full tard and deleted files that are now considered an "update".
tl;dr Steam is retarded
>it begins
>>334223124
How have you never seen a fishtank PC? Modern PC parts are waterproof as long as you have the proper rubber seals in place, go for it.
>>334222668
Some lazy fatass Valve employee probably has rolled his mobile desk or something to the PC that they use to make statements.
Shit like this pisses me off.
>>334223124
its mineral oil I think.
>>334222954
ever read the fine print? if you don't use the funds on a gift card they take it
>Only game that updated was Starmade Demo
>>334223324
shh don't listen to him it's tap water
>>334221973
>>334222012
>hurr u can't post importent newz frum a website i height durr hurr duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR DUUUUU8UUURURURURURURUUUUUUURRRDUUUUUUUUUUUUUR IM SO STUPED DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHUUUHURHUHRURUUUUUUUURR
What happens if i uninstall the games? That will help right?
>check Task Manager
>pic related
Is anybody else unable to wake up?
>>334223435
don't hurt yourself
>>334223467
then it just uninstalls
you can reinstall it normally, I know because I already did that.
also why and how the fuck is this even happening? What the fuck is going on?
>>334223435
Holy shit shut up.
the fuck is this shit
>>334223505
what is she doing?
>>334223467
better reformat the hard drive and replace the cpu just to be sure
>>334223493
>explorer.exe
Your PC is fucked Anon. Sorry bro
>>334223493
what am i supposed to be looking at?
>>334223493
I always have those.
Wait...
NOOOO THEY'VE BEEN IN MY SYSTEM THE WHOLE TIME! NO! GOD DAMMIT, NO WONDER MY GAMES HAVE BEEN VANISHING!
YOU DUMBFUCKS JUST PAUSE THE UPDATES
HOW CAN YOU BE THIS TECHNOLOGICALLY DUMB
>>334222894
Well i'm dumb. I thought that was a finger and paid it no mind.
>>334223505
Me, touch my dick please miss
>>334223292
>>334223294
guess I missed the fun then
>>334223505
Keep going. I'm trying to fap but it's hard for me to leave this thread because
>PC KEKS BTFO
>>334223543
html I believe
Welcome to the botnet, now with a VIP pass.
>>334217372
>I-It's not like I actually like playing games anyways...........
I can tell. That's why you have a PC and not a Famicom
>>334223641
this looks painfully awkward
>>334222571
This
Why the fuck they dont make a official facebook or a twitter or something to warn us about updates or changes? What they think we are? Omniscients?
>>334223641
Some of us want to actually play these games. You know... vidya.
>>334212337
SHUT IT DOWN
>>334223543
Php and html.
>>334223505
Somethings up if you know what im saying
>>334223775
This is not the time for videogames anon! This is time forHAPPENING
guys all the updates are around 100mb now
SHUT IT DOWN
>>334223775
maybe its a sign to leave steam and start playing other games, you know, having a hobby and hit
>>334223939
or just to pirate the games
>>334223772
They have several twitter and facebook accounts, even Gabe has a twitter account ffs
Not to mention it's not like they can't just INFORM PEOPLE THROUGH STEAM ITSELF, or on the forums, or fucking anything.
>>334224014
exactly
>>334223830
Not sure I catch your drift, game-boy
>>334223923
it's redownloading the files the 0b files deleted
GREAT NOW I HAVE A FUCKING GREEN BAR STUCK ON MY FUCKING STEAM ICON
IT'S OVER FRIENDS, STEAM IS CAVING IN ON ITSELF!
UNINSTALL EVERYTHING WHILE YOU CAN OR RISK GETTING A MULTITUDE OF VIRUSES!
>>334224054
Ponos in Vagoo
Alright all my dls are finished back to vidya :^)
>>334224090
no theyre INJECTING HARMFUL VIRUSES INTO MY GAMES DON'T YOU GET IT???
>literally nothing is happening to me
are you all just memeing or something
>Sign out
>Stops updating my games
That easy
>>334224302
They definitely aren't
I've got a lot of updates for completely unrelated games
>>334224302
In all actuality, no, it's not just memeing.
Something is seriously happening, the update spam is real.
>>334224054
My little friend is awake now
>>334214913
guess again, it happened to my RCT2
>>334224302
All my installed games have 0mb updates.
>>334224302
I wish I was memeing.
>>334224539
>most of these games aren't even multiplayer
Why the fuck would someone do this? Why keep single player games with no replay value just there lying on your computer? Why not uninstall them?
this is too much for one night.
I'm out.
>>334224539
>Sua mãe
Que?
>>334224626
Maybe he is currently playing them. Ya think about that?
>>334224626
Because I play some of them all occasionally. Some I'll play in the near future. Lack of free space is not an issue for me.
>>334224725
Kind of a long story.
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