Another comfy thread, last one died.
Buddy told me Anri and her friend were supposed to show up at firelink after you get to Farron keep but I can't seem to find them. Where are they?
How many hours have you clocked so far?
12 here.
VICAR AMELIA WHERE
Just beat these faggots. My god, when I first saw this, I thought it was a joke.
>>334206885
Is there a good way to get titanite shards early on?
Just beat the Crystal Sage
So does any NPC start killing other firelink NPCs? that seems to be a thing in these games. May as well kill the fucker now before it gets bloody
who else /watchdog/ here? Just got the curved wolf sword
is this a good decision?
>>334207168
I got it at the late night release. Played it for 11 hours, went to class for an hour, returned, played it for 7 hours, tried to sleep, couldnt, smoked weed, passed out on bed, slept through classes, got out of bed, played dark souls for 6 hours straight and counting.
Help
Did Steam just go offline for anyone else?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is anyone else unable to connect?
PC version dead? Just got kicked to the main menu.
I've been stuck on this fucking cathedral for like an hour I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
Please help.
I have the bonfire with the weird maggot lady and the bonfire in the chapel.
>>334207951
ME TOO, WAS ABOUT TO START INVADING
>Fighting demon king.
>Lost connection to steam, returning to main menu.
ABSOLUTELY
E P I C
P
I
C
PCcucks btfo by steam
So can I switch between offline and online?
It's kind of bullshit that Steam would just kick me out even when I'm not co-op/pvp-ing
>cant even play other steam games because steam cant connect
wow
>need 30 Vertebra Shackles just to get the last Pyromancy
So, how exactly does this covenant work? From the item description I gather that you can either kill a boss or a player to fulfill your duty?
>>334207035
After you meet them by some bonfire out in the sticks, they show back up in Firelink for a little bit up on the left hand side. They don't stay long, their storyline moves pretty quick
>>334207168
>23-24
>>334206885
SOME FAGGOT IS IN MY WORLD AND I HAVE SAT IN A GOOD DUELING ROOM FOR NEARLY A HALF HOUR WAITING FOR HIM COME THE FUCK ON.
Where the shit do I go after the tree?
>Invade as a mad phantom just as a dark invader is coming in too
>Instead of easy kill decide to lie on the floor and watch the fight
>Proceed to down all of my estus and murder the everliving fuck out of the host after he kicks the dark invader's ass
That was fun
what the fuck do I do with sharp and heavy stones, I can't infuse them into anything
and where can I buy a greataxe? Those niggers on the wall never dropped theirs
What the fuck it interrupted my bossfight.
>>334208405
To scrubville where you belong
I just beat the last boss and got the "secret" ending. Steam is down right now. Can I just go back and beat him again for the other ending?
>how do you like your add fights senpai?
JUST
>>334208405
Go back to where you found Dragonbro and his captive bitch. Instead of using the elevator to go up, go down and just follow the path.Also, ready your ass for what's down there.
>>334208025
Go back to the altar with 2 patrolling deacons and 1 cathedral knight patrolling up and down while the rest sit in pews praying. Instead of running across, run behind the altar. Boss is back there.
Did the other DaS games on pc kick you to the main menu everytime steam went down? This is fucking horseshit. This literally happened to me after landing the finishing blow on a boss and once I loaded my save again it I was standing before the boss fog.
>>334208405
Can't remember exactly where it was but you need to fight a smaller version of the ice dog boss, then you go directly to the next area which is called "Road of Sacrifice"
>>334208328
Just invade and kill the host. No one is ever going to summon you.
Also the pyromancy will probably be available from some NPC in NG++ or something like in DS2.
>>334208637
>>334208029
>>334207951
>>334208024
Steam is back up.
mfw fighting the Abyss Watchers for the first time, was not expecting three of these faggots. Wasnt expecting a second for too after all that bullshit
>>334208710
Thanks, I'll try that. Is it confirmed yet whether or not putting a +10 in the box resets your Weapon Level for PVP? I've been ignoring these threads for some time now.
>steam
>reliable
wew lad
>>334206885
>got hyped thanks to this pic 1 year ago
>it isn't even in the game
well fuck you too miyazaki
>>334208770
fuck steam the damage is done, i was about to kill the piggy back bros and it kicked me back to start screen
Are you supposed to have this many embers?
I have like 50 and i did no coop
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thankfully I had nothing to lose.
>>334208592
I don't know where that is
>>334208924
>Was about to die in boss fight
>disconnect
>outside the boss door with all my gearhahaha
Deacons of the deep fright toowhich was easy when you know how
>>334209032
What's the slot above the estus flask for?
>>334208858
There were only 2 faggots, and one red eyed bro.Who betrays you in phase two
>>334209224
spells if you have any. That anon is a man and doesnt use magic
Game is downloading now, how do you think a pyromancy/strength build would fare?
>>334209492
Gay, Faggot, Bitch
>>334209492
kys desu senpai
>>334209540
this probably means you'll do fine
>>334208025
You gotta kill/run past the giant m8, there is no other way
WEW LAD
Just beat Yhorm and I have no idea where to go now. I don't think I've done much of the optional stuff either. I just need a direction to go in because I'm fucking lost and I feel like an idiot.And now Crestfallen guy is gone, and so is Theifbro, and turtle shell guy is dead for some reason.
>Exploring the Catacombs
>Hear huge rumbling behind me
>Holy Fuck is a giant ball of Skeletons
I hate this place already
>it's another enemy have attack animation priority souls game
Thanks From
Do you get the red soapstone in the cathedral of the deep?
>>334209626
Please like, 2 v 1. They were both mages. ez pz
>>334209719
Buy the dried finger from the slag at the firelink shrine and activate it like you would the red eye orb and people should invade you more
the effect dies off when youdie. fuck invading bitches in this game
So I see her ONCE and then she vanishes for the rest of the game, join the fingers and she comes back to tell me she's leaving?
The fuck man. I want that armor though.
>>334209589
Who is this guy anyway?
>>334209746Turtle shell dies no matter what, his only purpose was toset you on the path to secret endingand Thief doesn't survive if you don't have Patches/Onion man help him out in Irithyll.
>>334208460
you need to give andre a coal so he can use stones, fuck knows about the great axe, i have one but i dont remember where i got it
>>334209753
>Giant ball of skeletons eventually explodes and drops an Undead Bone Shard
Arigato Miyazaki-kun
>>334209753
Wait till you get tothe bridge. That's some Temple of Doom shit.
>Summon somebody
>They don't follow me to the boss room and decide to stay and fight the trash
>Quarter through on the boss health
>Summon decides to show up
>They die instantly to the boss
Also what should I infuse my weapon with?
>yfw the Abyss Watcher had his ember restored
>>334210030
Don't know, just another unkindled.
>>334210137
>infuse my weapon with?
Raw power
>>334209894
Yeah, there's a passive Maggot Caster in front of the Rosaria covenant room that drops the red soapstone
>out of 100 invasion at least 90 use the katana
Where is the Pyro NPC?
i swear i must've missed him
>My face when they let mekill the chick at the end and gave me a completely different ending
Anyone getting a weird glitch when you put the camera behind your character?
The whole screen gets glitchy.
>>334210236
Cheers, i manged to kill deacons of the deep?
i must have taken the most direct route. ill have to explore more later
>>334210243
>pic related
>>334210243
In fairness, putting the dude that drops the Uchikatana next to the main hub was just asking for trouble
>>334210023
Same here, can't seem to join the Darkmoons even though I've like 30 for being blue sentinel
I want to turn back to human, I got the items I want from the woman who replaced the first sorc teacher. Can I get all endings in one game, or just one?
>>334210296
Go to Undead Settlement bonfire
Fight all the way to the bottom of the house
Go right over the bridge instead of going past the big fire with all of the dudes standing around it
Keep going until you find the area with the faggots tossing firebombs at you
There's a little ledge to the right as you're crossing a stone bridge, jump down there
Find bonfire, get revenge on those faggots, and pyromancer dude is past all of them in a cage
>>334210465
I didn't even het to fight him. He killed himself.
>>334210296
Locked in a cage on the roof of a building in Undead Settlement.The second vendor too is locked in a cell in the Irithyll Dungeon.
>>334210023
If you joined the fingers you're fucked mate. It's one or the other
>>334210036He also dies no matter what if you send him to that other place. Patches also dies too if you tell him thiefbro went there
Isn't the game rather short
I mean I was expecting something more after the Lords
Where do you get titanite shards?
Host did not send the bridge back down.
What does this bridge even serve?
>>334208953
Might be a DLC area
Dark Souls 3 with the season pass is only $85 + tax, what are you waiting for goy? Just give us all of your fucking money.
>>334210620
Are you blind? they're everywhere
The slag in the hub sells them too
>get invaded
>kill a few mobs to let him know where i am
>backstabbed out of nowhere
>hes invisible
>Still manage to kill the fag
Was that a spell or did i kill a really shite hacker
Who else got their shit slapped by the 3fast3furious Outrider Knight?
>>334210610
There's like 4 or 5 endings at least
>>334210642
i used to open the front doors to the place. you know where the hordes of zombies are
>>334209032
>mouse controls
>>334208460
Great Axe is on the wall up the elevator from the Watchdog covenant bonfire, if I remember correctly
How do I get my character to look like this?
>>334210884
I did at first, but I ran back to the lift, sent it up and he killed himself when he fell down the hole.
>>334210642
It serves as the stage for Patches grand return
>>334211036
You stop looking at bad fanart
>Tfw I maybe got like 2hrs in last night, and maybe 4 tonight
Having a full time wageslave job is suffering. Id stay up but I tend to fall asleep when driving (it lulls me to sleep) and its a 30min comfy commute.
>>334211084
I thought that was the one leading to Rosaria based on the screenshots. Despite doing 4 playthroughs, that fucker has not shown up for me here. This is from the lever in the corner opposite the second giant.
>>334210603
B-but I was a blue sentinel since the start of the game and didn't get a summon ONCE.
Fuck her.
how do i pass the skeleman catacombs without getting assraped
INVADING WAS A MISTAKE
>>334210345
Anyone please?
I'm getting glitchy stripes out of nowhere when i place the camera in a certain angle.
I'm like 3 hours into the game and this just started happening now.
>>334211297
Use lube.
>that big ass demon on top of where you join the wolf covenent
W
E
W
I'm trying to get comfy but this game is so wide.
There's so much shit to do and explore and so many "I'll come back for this" paths and I don't know what paths are side paths and what path is the main path and it's just so stressful because I want to get the most out of the game
Help
>>334207168
Just hit 28 hours, then I quit for today.
I think I'm at the final boss but I know I've got a lot more stuff to get done.
I fucking LOVE the game, it might be my favourite in the series, but I can't say that this early.
Do you pick your waifu's nose?
The UGS suck
What's a better greatsword to use?
>start abyss watchers fight
>decent fight but whatever
>reach second phase
>shit my pants
I haven't had this much fun since Astoria. It was pretty easy because of how open he was to backstabbing but the whole presentation of it was GOAT
>>334208835
Does setting the church on fire make the dancer fight easier?
got invaded by some dude with no animations, was gay
>>334211423
>That hidden path around to the dead dragon that smashed the bridge, which you saw all the way back when first arriving on Highwalland the tasty items
Arigato Miyazaki-kun
Can you change your name in this game?
What should I use the journal that came with the guide for /v/?
>walk around
>crash
>set lighting to low
>crash
WAKE ME UP
>>334208953
maybe it was artwork for that part
>>334211729
Toilet paper.
>shoot at a giant
>5's appear under my covenant emblem
(wolf cov)
why?
>>334206885
Just got to road of sacrifices, how far in the game am I?
>>334211620
He was literally Maria
Does Flynn's ring scale off of your total equip load or your equip load percentage?
It seems to do fuckall for me but maybe that's because I haven't leveled vitality.
>>334207532
>Is there a good way to get titanite shards early on?
exploring and a few enemies drop the, forgot which
from really managed to stagger the material drops well in this game, it's not until the catacombs that you're raking in the titanite shards and even then the large titanites are like gold dust still
sure beats dark souls 2 where you get a titanite slab after the 3rd bonfire
>>334211771
To rough for my virgin anus
If I'm running a strength pyromancy build, is it better to infuse my weapon with a flame gem, or a raw gem and use the flame weapon pyromancy? Also what should I level my faith and intelligence to? I seem to never get enough into strength
>>334211789
Percentage.
I noticed at <10% I was doing 25 more damage to the baby crabs which looked to be an increase of 25%. Went from something like 94 to 119. Might be a weapon dmg % increase.
>>334206885
>every enemy has infinite poise but stunlocks you with every hit
This shit is literally Dark Souls 2.1 + BB graphics even the fanservice is the same shit
Is there any real way to get around the enemies that decrease your max health in Irithyrill Dungeon?
>>334210863
The obscuring ring makes you invisible at anything past melee range.
>>334211892
>tfw live in what was effectively a crack den for an entire year
>tfw never have toilet paper and have the beer poops constantly
>tfw have to use pages from books
I think I gave myself hemorrhoids
>>334206885
halberds are complete trash guys. why?
>>334212023
Wow fag, get good hahahahhahaha!
i bet you use summons too!
>>334211446
What should I be reading? It's just a screenshot of me getting assraped by 3 people.
What's your favorite character in the game so far?And which one would you marry?
Planning on infusing a blessed weapon.
Should I be concerned about if a weapon starts with a B in faith or will a C eventually reach that?
>>334212183
to get better PVP i guess
>>334206885
How to have fun in dark souls 3
>use dried finger
>join way of the blue
>summon everything you find, including dark and mad spirits
>ignore everyone around you and play the game normally
never fails to be crazy
>>334208460
I THINK the great axe is at the top of the tower in the swamp area, if you go up the elevator on the Old Wolf of Farron bonfire
>>334206885why is there a second firelink shrine, but dark?I got bloodborne vibes from that, as there is another hunters dream you can find, with a doll.
>>334212228
Didn't the Doll do this exact shit?
who else /fuckedupthethirdendingalready/ here?
I just wanted to fucking cure my hollowed up face goddmmit now the darkmoon bitch won't speak to me, I swear I'll join your cult again, just give me another chance ;_;
Yo how do I beat Iudex Gundyr? I've tried to beat him 36 times but I keep dying.
>>334206885
I was excited for this game when I first heard of it being announced.
I wasnt hyped for this game when it had a release date.
I still bought it, and I find the experience bland and dull, its a lifeless game.
It feels essentially like an expansion pack to a fantastic game, hey here is all the same shit in a different game you will enjoy it right?
Demons Souls was fresh.
Dark Souls was fresh.
Bloodborne was fresh.
Dark Souls 2 was eh ok.
Dark Souls 3 is pretty fucking bland.
Kings Field is more enjoyable.
If they had just stopped and did something different with the game I think I would have liked it, not Nito 3.0
>People have already beat it and are NG+ invading newbs.
>>334212023
Not true.
Don't expect knights with heavy armour to flinch if you poke him with your dagger.
>>334212258
Maybe Maiden in Black 2.0 or Andre 2.0 or Siegmeier 2.0
>>334212357
You need to die to him 50 times and then he kills himself
>Drang Maces
what's your weaponfu lads
Nameless King boss fight camera is absolutely fucked when your fighting the dragon.
So, what's the problem with watchdogs of farron? Been searching for 30 minutes and wasn't summoned once.
I'm level 47 with a +3 weapon.
>>334212445
Great Axe
Fucking destroys everything it touches, and the special R2 move is god-tier.
>>334212346
Pretty sure every souls waifu did it, it's tradition at this point
Whichever dev thought up Irithyll needs a good talking to about enemies.
>>334212445
Dual weapons are baller. 4 delicious attacks at my disposal
I need to hang up my twinblades though, they're honestly getting boring
>>334212371
well that's just like your opinion, man
>>334212530
I wanted to try it but the str scaling looks shit without heavy, how's the damage?
>>334211327
Is that Skull Face on the left?
Am i supposed to level Vigor a lot?
Rolling works most of the time, butmost normal enemies kill me in 2 hits
>>334212629
No shit.
>>334212445
I'm falling in love with the Cathedral Greatsword.
Looks nice. Hits hard. What more do you need?
>>334212532
Nope, the gesture reaction is from the doll. Makes sense on the doll because she's a non-human autist but it just looks out of place on Maiden in Grey.
>get summoned in 0.00000000001 seconds after placing sign
>wait 20+ minutes to see one sign, 95% of the time it ends in "unable to summon"
what the hell man
>>334212703
sent ;)
>>334211923
Answer this question or you like DS2 more than DS3
I think I fucked up and killed the sad man in Firelink
>>334212758
what is this meme
>>334212640
I have a Heavy +10, but I can't remember the damage.
I killedLothric Knightswhich are the tougher enemies in thearchiveswith like three hits if two-handing.
These fucking things are the most horrifying shit i've seen in a souls game. Jesus fucking christ i sat there for one minute before i decided to just do a plunging attack and kill it.
Thank fuck they're easy to kill.
Currently SL 37, mostly focusing on Dex with the uchikawaiitana. I got it super early and it's really good, but I'm getting a bit exhausted of it.
Should I pump 7 levels in Str to wield the Farron Greatsword? It's tempting, but I'll also be making a Strength focused character at some point.
>>334212917
Sounds nice. My +7 heavy maces take quite a lot of effort to kill those knights. Gonna have to respec and give it a go I think.
>>334212738
Same issue, 90% of summon signs I've tried were a bust.
I think the game has a tendency to display old summon signs. Sometimes I'll walk up to a fog door and see summon signs appear, only to see them disappear, as if the game realized how old they were and threw them out.
>get to pontiff
>awesome, boss fight just me and them one on one like Allant or Artorias
>nope lol phase 2 imma get my purple buddy to shoot lasers and shit at you lol
>>334206885
>fightLorian
>easy fight
>predict it to go like watchers because it'd be shitty otherwise
>tfw second phase
Is this the best boss fight in the game? I'm still amazed at how nucely everything, from the setting to the theme was done. (I actually listened to the final boss theme and felt it diminishes how great Gwyn's was)
I already did the Peak and seems there's some optional boss left though.I loved how it was a backwards O&S, instead of fighting two characters who struggle to work together and even get in each other's way, then a stronger version of one, you fight a gimped dude followed by two who are literal bros with each other and actively try to combine their techniques to fuck you up
>>334212258
Please respond!
>>334206885
>a fucking optional side boss gets a huge, cool area like the cathedral
>abyss watchers, a fucking lord, are just chilling in some fucking shit hole in the woods
at least the catacombs are comfy so far
I had a hell of a time with Curse-ridden Greatwood, and an even worse time with Crystal Sage. How much worse does it get?
Also what does hollowing do? I had it up to 24. I assume it increases by the amount of abyss hole things you have each time you die, but I don't know how it affected me other than my appearance. Lower curse res?
>>334206885
Dark Souls 3 isn't comfy at all you fuck
>>334212649
WHO?
>found a dragon torso stone
>can't use it
Guess I'd better go looking for dragons to enter covenants with
>>334213196
Were the abyss watchers really one of the four lord souls?
You're joking, right? 4 mobs is a lord soul? Somebody tell me this guy is wrong.
HEY GUYS SO HOW IS DARK SOULS III? CAN YA GIVE ME A REVIEW
>>334213268
I had a hell of a time with Curse-ridden Greatwood, and an even worse time with Crystal Sage. How much worse does it get?
you're really gonna need to git gud soon, friend, they're two of the easiest bosses in the game
>Also what does hollowing do?
need it for the secret third ending, you can cure it with a fire keeper soul but if you do you won't get the ending
>>334213196
>optional
I thought the deacons were required in order to get the doll.
How do I join sunlight covenant?
>>334207667
No. Should have used a Heavy Gem.
>>334213383
It's cool/10
>MfwStorm Rulerin the Yhorm fight.
>>334207168
18 h, barely played today though, fuck work desu.
>>334212228
Siegward was pure fanservice, but I still get the chills of the final part in his quest.
Eygon is pretty cool too, though I'm still trying to finish his quest and Karla proves once again that dark magic/pyro girl is always best girl. Except for DaS2.
>>334213349
take your clothes off buddy. and be prepared to witness the ugliest dragon form in Souls yet.
>>334213383
Complete rehash of the other souls games.
>>334213515
why exactly? I haven't "upgraded" it yet, I'm still a bit confusing about the system.
>>334213554
why did they make it so uggo? I mean the dragon form in the second game was shit because it looked like armour
now you just look like your character when you're hollowed in the fist game but with a goat head
>>334213383
So far I've played for about two hours
Everything looks pretty
The enemies are pretty scary dudes
Everything's gotten pretty fast
It's a pretty cool game, dude
>>334213365
There were more, they were killing each other until only those were left. The moment you arrive they're killing one of them.
What's a good weapon for a luck build?
Cause my damage output is pretty shit right now.
>>334213196
>optional
not really though.
Also is there some actually optional boss in this game (other then the tree)? I'm halfway through and it's been super linear desu.
>>334212613
Whoever he is, the enemy design is forgiven in exchange for that fucking atmosphere.Snow town for life
Does bleeding affect regular enemies or bosses? It doesn't seem to...
>>334213642
I dunno, I was half hoping there was another stone for the head part. Not being able to breathe fire is stupid.
>>334213268
Enjoy Aldrich, Devourer of Gods :)
Enjoy Pontiff Sulyvahn :)
I'm getting pretty annoyed by the design these games use. I played all other installments so maybe it's just me getting sick of the shtick, but I'm starting to buy into this artificial difficulty thing. Dying to some bullshit mob to lose fifteen minutes of progress when you just wanna fucking get to the boss already and you can't be arsed to keep kiting constantly so you run and die cause you're careless and don't give a shit isn't doing it for me anymore. It all feels so tedious. Yet I keep playing because I like the environments. I hate fighting though, except for bigger 1v1 enemies. Souls pvp is the main attraction to me for that reason. I feel like it would be more fun to me if it was like infinity blade, boss rush with sword battles in between. Or something like For Honor.
Is there a boss armor vendor in the game? In fact I've barely found any armor at all. Where is the gold covetous ring?
>>334213383
It's the best Dark Souls sequel.
>>334213742
Yes, there are many secret areas, but this time they're actually well hidden. Good luck finding Smouldering Lake without looking up the answer.I did and I got chills when I saw I actually got to a whole new fucking area
>>334213812
If you give the woman some ash she will star having boss sets.
I got the Farron set from her.
Is Dex the way to go? I'm thinking of using the Lothric Knight sword but I might just go for the greatsword if I can find it
>>334213649
It's an underwhelming fight though.
I shouldn't die more to the tutorial boss than to the real deal.
You fight askeleton the size of a football fieldin the next area, no idea why they couldn't have made that a lord soul.
>>334213768
Regular enemies? Yes. Bosses? I don't know.
>>334213858
Not hard when you're only against Dark Souls 2, though.Bloodborne is better, but it's not a Souls game.[/sp
>>334212974They kill thiefbro if you don't have Patches or Onion man protect him
>>334208583
They're actually fairly well done in this game.
Most of the bosses who have adds never summon them for the entire fight, and generally they kill them in one large swipe.
Abyssal Watchers was fucking cool.
I thought you couldn't get invaded in areas where you've killed the boss. That was a rude surprise when I was running back to Crystal Sage trying to get my souls from our mutual death.
>>334213785
> I played all other installments
and yet you've still to git gud
here's a tip, hit things until they die, without getting hit yourself
>>334213967
Thanks to the way infusion works, you have lots of options with both pure DEX and pure STR. I'm a DEXfag and I have plenty of options, pretty satisfied with my choice.
>>334213383
Mix Dark Souls 2 with BB graphics and even more bland level and boss designs and tons of HAHA UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERNCE? HAHA and you have DS3
>>334213970
It's supposed to make you feel pity of them. The Lords of Cinder are just shambling corpses and corrupted dudes. There's a reason for that. The boss before Aldrich is much more intimidating than Aldrich himself as well.
>>334213879
Ty, I'm not reading the spoiler though. I'll find the bitch by myself.
>>334214157
That spoiler is safe, I didn't answer how you get there, I just said "I did and I got chills when I saw I actually got to a whole new fucking area"
Good luck, bro. Look hard for it, the area is pretty big.
>>334213812
I don't think so, I know you can't upgrade armor.
>>334214058
Meme answer much. Like I said, these games are not hard but they're just getting tedious. If you never die yiu might as well not play them, good job you god of gaming. Playing this game smart takes too much time for my taste. It's a slog. I'm currently at the swamp and I'm done. Call me casual all you want but slogging through Valley of defilement 4.0 alone makes me wanna turn it off.
>>334213365
They're not a lord soul or a reincarnation bullshit though.
Ithryll vs Claymore vs Lothric Sword vs Uchigatana?
Which one do you think it's best?
>>334211240
The summon sign was on the bridge in the beginning of Irythill.
iirc her quest goes like this:
>Talk to her once
>She disappears
>Find ash in the wolf tower
>She reappears, talk to her
>Find her summon sign on the bridge after the rape dog despawns
>Another summon sign near the Curse-Rotting Greatwood
That's as far as I know. Wasn't able to win the second summon fight.
>>334214404
>If you never die you might as well not play them
kek, spoken like a true scrub
maybe stick to skyrim, eh pal?
>>334213812
Ashes lady sells some boss items when you kill bosses and some other boss items when you give her ashes.
>>334214317
I know that feel. I found Ash lake by myself(with help from soapstones msg).
>>334214561
Will do friendo
>>334214404
>If you never die yiu might as well not play them, good job you god of gaming
So what the only remote fun anyone could find out of this game is dying and if you stop enjoying dying it's a pointless game?
That's not even about getting gud that's just you not liking the game and trying to act like the "get gud prepare to die" culture thing has any effect on the game itself. You don't like the game big fucking deal don't cry about it being about "I hate dying but more than anything I hate the game doesn't let me go yolo".
Which is fucking stupid because DaS is completely designed around you running past everything the second you know the right path.
>>334214493
How obscure and annoying. Whatever long as I can get her armor I'm good.
Pontiff's left eye or vordt's great hammer??
Whats the area of farron covenant?
>>334214794
Left eye is dogshit, totally worthless
Frost weapons seem neat so go for it if you're a STRfag
>>334213785
>I died to some enemy
>It's bullshit
>I got really upset and tried to go past him because the game was too slow
>I got punished and died
>Fucking shit game
Like fuck you played through the rest of the Souls game if you can't handle waiting for a second to play the game.
>killed the sorcery guy right after he got to firelink because the Londor lady told me to do it
Did I fuck up?
>>334214757
a haiku from me, to you
all that response
when you could have just said
git gud
>>334214853
I'm 17 VIT 18 END 10 everything else so far.
>>334214794
The health on hit is low. Worthless on most enemies since they die so easily.
Vordt's weapon is strong, but requires 30STR, and is a bit heavy.
If you aren't STRUNK, then get the ring.
>>334207371
Fucking walking in on the catholic church in the middle of a meeting
>>334214927
Nope, you goin on the path to waifuism.
How the fuck do people have trouble with tree boss? I'm grinding out my medals now while the summons are still hot and it's pretty much nonstop at tree boss.
>>334214927
No. Another NPC can sell magic scrolls if you give them the pages. I think you just missed out on a ring and a gesture.
Give the ashes to the Londor Lady for a sword.
>>334213768
pretty sure most if not all are immune to bleed and poison
>die and have to do part over
>lots of enemies don't feel like fighting
>make a run for it
>they all catch up super quick
>I died surrounded by all the enemies
>something seemed fishy about it
>do it again while looking backwards
>enemies just teleport on top of you
Bravo A-team.
>mfw 30 mins waiting to be summoned at abyss watchers
>no one called me
What's wrong? I though this boss was supposed to be hard so people would need a lot of help.
>>334213268
crystal sage is one of the easiest bosses in the game, probably the easiest aside from iudex
i had a hell of a time with walmir although most people say its not bad
>>334215320
are you connected to steam?
also this boss is piss easy once you know the attacks, mang
>>334215320
I farmed it 6-7 time and I never waited for more than 2 min to get summoned
Is the Pontiff's Right Eye worth using? More damage for hitting more seems like a nice effect
>>334215320
Maybe no one likes you.
I WANT THEM TIDDIES.
What If I don't you that Abyss walkers are the fucking opposite of comfy you faggot!
Protip: Go above firelink shrine either by buying the tower key or doing that fucking brutal trick jump off the tree. Go to the area where you find the estus shard flask and the crow, and there's a hidden wall where you can find the covetous silver serpent ring.
>>334214757
It's not just that, it's that the entire thing feels like a slog. There's too much sameness. I know where items are. Hiding stuff while not hiding it is overdone and most of the time you pick up trash. Combat is not exciting to me anymore, it's mostly trash mobs that try to gank you. They're not hard to take care of, it just takes a while. In the long run that just causes frustration for the wrong reasons. I really like the bosses and strong unique enemies, which are challenging for the good reasons. Cut the git gud boner for this series and just admit that 5 enemies that flail around and jusr fuck you up is bad game design, and a black knight for example who defends and punishes is good game design.
>>334215441
Yes I am.
>>334215551
where abouts spacifically?
>>334215551
Wait the jump takes you to the tower. Shit I guess I don't need to spend the souls now. That jump isn't impossible.
>try to do big tree
>fucking retard summons just die right at the start
god damn fucking normies
>>334209746 here
Still lost. Found the keys to open notYuria's cell, though, so that's alright. Still fucking lost though and I feel like an idiot.Help
>>334215665
hmmm, maybe you should just git gud thenjust kidding I don't know how to help you, friend
>>334215679
It's in the room with the crow nest on the rafters. One of the rafters lead to it. It's pretty obvious to find if you're looking for it.
>>334215692
It is possible, but it's fucking hard to do. I managed to get the ring and an extra estus flask before even going to the High Wall, which was nice.
The only thing is that you can't reach the firekeeper soul by doing the jump
>>334215793
cheers, anon
>>334215551
>brutal trick jump off the tree
Sounds rad. I'm gonna try that, thanks.
who /qtmusclewizard/ here?
>>334216003
>using magic
might as well be using the cheat engine
>>334212228
She is too sweet for this ugly world.
Hey guys how should I approach the cult worship in Undead Settlement
>>334215987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozQY4CypZy0
Here's a video if you want to see how it's done. It took me 3x more attempts to clear it compared to that guy.
>>334216150
With your balls out.
>>334216110
magic sucks tbhq, I'm really just using it for the sweet glows
>>334216187
Irl or in game xD
>>334216110
Magic is so weak, though
>>334215309
Lies
>>334216273
wait until the second half of the game, then you'll be one shotting your way to victory
>>334215612
I cannot begin to fathom how after every game in this series you can just break down and cry about flailing enemies. I am truly sorry you don't enjoy the game series anymore but I don't know what to tell you.
I ran through the game on launch. I'm running through it again and can count the number of time something took me by surprise in a stealth attack on one hand and half the time when something like the irithyl hag dropped down from the rafters or the skeleton ball comes out it's not an instant kill.
These games have never been about running forward brazenly and you really shouldn't be getting into these scenarios where these enemies are causing an inconvenience for you.
Flailing enemies have been around since day one and you just stop for half a second to see how long they flail my man.
I know it's dismissive to just say get gud but honestly if you're having such a hard time dealing with enemies who strategies haven't changed in six years all I can honestly say is reevaluate the way you play these games because nothing has changed in terms of how enemies comes at you.
It's really hard to take your complaints as valid when you have to add the caveat "please keep in mind I am NOT DYING to these things I PROMISE but however they are bad game design because I am having problems but again remember NOT DYING". I know you're going out of your way to say more than "it's not fair I died" but all these complaints just stem from someone upset that something they specifically had trouble with stopped their progress and the only real answer is to get gud.
I really don't get what you mean by take a while either. How long are you spending fighting enemies? Are you not just hitting everything twice to kill it and then after dying to something "stupid" not just running right by everything?
Which you think is the best sword/greatsword in the game rn?
>>334216345
are there still hexes in the game? I want that purple sword thing like in das2
>>334216292
only early game
>>334212228
I want to FUCK Karla
>tfw mashing R1 is the most viable strategy to kill everything
This is a rough awakening from BB
>>334216413
i'm not sure,I've been playing cleric, was watching my flatmate roll a mage
>>334216418
Trying to kill the Crystal Sages is making me regret my pure caster build
>>334216446
I just mashed the fuck out in BB too famalamadingdong
PROTIP: WHILE DOING WOLFFAG INVASIONS YOU USE ALL THE CONSUMABLES YOU HAVE, THEY GET RESTORED ONCE YOU'RE BACK IN YOUR WORLD
Random question, will Leonhard only re-appear in Firelink to give the player the elevator room key after Vordt is defeated? Got my red orbs or whatever from him when he was standing next to Lothrics throne but he's not in Firelink anymore, or at least I have yet to find him.
Also, can you summon NPCs to help on bosses? If so, what are the conditions for doing so?
>>334216295
Nope, hell with enough requests I can record it and webm it for future shitposting purposes.
>>334216356
With long I mean that to me the uniqueness that was not being a retard and instead observe enemies is done in a bad way and is overdone in general now. I would have liked it a lot more if this was my first or second souls but the mobs in general are just an annoyance now. I'm fed up with gaunt grey humans in otherwise mostly nice areas, whose only job is just making the trek to a cool boss take too long. The good answer is don't die EVER, which I will admit is something that's not doable for me. A second so over is already too annoying for me. I'm at the point where I just want to see cool enemies, bosses, invasions and environments. Less gank mobs, more stuff like the giant crabs, tougher large dudes sitting around and more NPC invasions bound to quest lines.
>>334216575
Only for wolf invasions though or any invasion?
>>334207168
15. Just offed Aldrich before, gonna go and slap Yhorm soon.
Where do you find the blood coal?
>>334216803
Enough requests? Are you an attention whore? Just do it, sperg.
>>334214442
>21 hours in
>Just killed Farron Watchers
>Still have all the others lords left to kill
I thought this game was supposed to be 20 hours long.
>>334207667
WHERE DID YOU GET THE CLAYMORE
>>334216630
He'll come back after the "tree" (you'll know what I mean) and a successful invasion, so don't fuck up
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hard would it be to pick up this game? Contemplating buying it cause it looks sick, played a little over ps4 sharing and it seemed immersive as shit, but I'm afraid of sucking
I'm on abyss watchers now. I think I might have missed the white soapstone. Where does one get it?
>>334216136
How do you get to her?
>>334217060
under the first dragon on the wall
>>334217265
Old lady at the shrine.
>>334216630
Second trigger is killing the greatwood/lighting the bridge fire in undead settlement
>Also, can you summon NPCs to help on bosses?
Katana man (Old Master) helps with Vordt andcan solo kill Dancer for you at the start of the game and against Champion Gundyr
Anri and Horace for Deacons
Anri and some hunter dude for Pontiff
Siegward for Yhorm
Sirris for Lothric and maybe Dragonslayer I'd have to check again
Hawkwood for Oceiros
Yuria forSoul of Cinder
That's off the top of my head. I'm sure there's some other generic NPCs you can summon but fuck if I remember
Item description spoilersDid we already know this? Ornstein is Gwyn's grandson and (possibly) son of Solaire or the God Solaire thinks he is?
How does that change stuff?
>>334217249
3
it's on par with dks 2 difficulty wise, honestly easy as shit, I've died under 20 times and I'm nearly halfway through, and a lot of those deaths were me rolling off of cliffs
>>334217191
Can you get the elevator key offline? I thought all that was for his quest line later, I just want the key for the cell in the tower wall
>>334217249
Might want to start with 1 since it will seem easy as piss if you complete 3. But 3 is sufficiently different it's a fine starting point. It'll just make playing 1 less fun if you get so into it you decide to check it out.
YER A SORCERER HARRY
>>334217542
Okay thanks, I'm just looking for a new game to kinda jump into but couldn't tell based off my 20 minutes if this was a game you could just start playing with little experience
>>334217494
You're reading that wrong. He's the knight of Gwyn's eldest son.
You'll meet the firstborn later asthe nameless king and find Ornstein's armor.
>>334217249
All of them work as standalone entries, you'll feel nostalgia even if you play DaS 3 first and pretend DaS 1 is a prequel.
Can you cut off tails?
Also the tracking and hitboxes are really bad sometimes
Can i raise the bridge thatPatches droppedfrom somewhere? Also, any tips on killingthe giant crawling skeleton boss in the chalice?
>>334217494
No this means thatOrnstein is the FIRST KNIGHT (not the son) of Gwyn's son, thewhich makes sense because you find Ornstein armor right afterNameless KingThe Nameless King
>>334217701
You're correct.
>>334217736
Get a fast weapon
Hit the glowies
>>334217443
Thanks for the info, but how does the summoning actually work? Obviously there's no humanity in this game and I haven't seen any summon signs, only played the first DaS. And by katana guy you mean the one outside Firelink that drops the sword?
I fucked up for all my NPCs it seems.Turtlebro is ded. Didn't trust him to strengthen me.Crestfallen is gone but I found his shield at the grave where he used to chill.Maiden is gone.Moon chick hates me because I joined the fingers.Forgot about Onionbro until Patches showed up with his armor, so I assume he's ded too.
I like the game but the bonfire mimic is bullshit... lost 60k souls this isn't fair
It's comfy up here
>>334217040
Wtf? Seriously git gud. Took me 23 hours. And I'm not a pro
>>334217824
You just have to be in ember form so you use the embers you've collected on the ground or after killing a boss.
Another nana disappeared.
Killed the tree and got Astor's spear. It's weaker than my Deep Axe so fuck it. Where the hell am I supposed to be going?
>>334217891
>bonfire mimic
They really did this?
>>334217821
Thought as much. I think i destroyed one of them accidently earlier
>>334217860
Onion bro is fine, he's just in a well outside of the Cleansing Cathedral.
>>334206885
Any xbros wanna duel? Im total trash and at level 51. Just some fun i was thinking either on the demon bridge at farrons keep or early enough for anybody to join
Also is it possible for us to use passwords to duel with red sign soapstone at different levels?
>>334217860
>Crestfallen is gone but I found his shield at the grave where he used to chill.
You'll find him later
>Maiden is gone.
She's at firelink go back and look
>Moon chick hates me because I joined the fingers.
RIP
>Forgot about Onionbro until Patches showed up with his armor, so I assume he's ded too.
He's in a well at the cathedral and can still be saved provided you haven't gone so far
Whoever suggested the lighting/details to turn down so far it worked. I got a lot farther than usual without it shitting a brick so I'm assuming it's fine now.
Thanks anon(s).
I would be streaming this but I'm still ancy if this damn thing would crash or not.
I feel as if I've made a mistake.
Does this affect anything?
>beat the 1st boss on the 1st try using random dodge rolls and right click spam
nice game
>>334217897
what
>>334217763
Damn, Ornstein must've felt awful once he found out about the betrayal.
>>334217967
Highly doubt it. It got joked about a lot before DaS 2 was released
>>334218146
>This is fine
hunga bunga
First Dragon zone bonfire is GOAT for invading.
I get people all the time and 90% are alone.
>Hey, I remember you
>You're not so bad again
>Wait what the fuck
>GET OFF OF ME HOLY SHIT
For a clone boss he was pretty good
>>334218045i just want to git gud
where did they go so wrong with this shitty fucking game?
> they make Anri of Astora male if you have a female character
> I can't have a hot lesbian marriage
Fuck this gay shit From.
Waiting for the lore discussions to begin
I'm unreasonably upset aboutGwyndolin getting fucking eaten
>>334218538
they literally didn't
>>334218538
When they let casuals like you buy it just to bitch about it
>>334218431
>he starts going full street fighter
I couldn't fight properly the first time because how funny his moveset is.
>>334217494
Maybe they're calling Solaire the Sun's eldest born and Ornstein was just his knight?
Can I run this with a Radeon 7870?
Are there any other paths I can take right now that aren't Pontiff? I'm getting my shit pushed in during 2nd phase and that runback doesn't help.
I've already killed the giant in profaned capital, and the "puzzle" to kill him aside, he was much easier
Anyone got the video of Patches betraying you / taking onion helmet off?
>>334214056
>That was a rude surprise when I was running back to Crystal Sage trying to get my souls from our mutual death.
dang are you me
>that Yhorm fight
What were they thinking? That was awful. Why is he slow? Why doesn't he aim for me half the time?
>>334218364
just killed the crystal creaturelure him to edge, he jumps right off
Is it worth it to kill red-eye skeleton kun before vordt? I tried a few times and moved on.
>>334218776
You can go down to the dungeon below snowy Londo.
>>334218734
Depends on your cpu, but yeah probably
know what isn't comfy, some of the fucking npc invaders
>>334218937
he is literally le remember demons souls LOL
>>334217962
Just bear in mind that the spear heals you on a kill. Always read descriptions.
Next place you go is the basement where you first meet Squidward. I was lost there for a little while too
>>334219061
I did that, which leads to the giant boss I mentioned. Unless there is something else? I guess there's nothing else to do unless I wanna be a babby and summon.
>>334218937
yeah the stomp also doesn't hurt you for some reason
>>334218937
So you are able to win even without the stormruler.
I know I had to because I didn't see the item.
>>334208953
>DLC has the painted works that is all smudged up and distorted
>>334218196
He's on an invisible bridge that takes you to this naiveugly abomination
>>334219186
ah yeah i thought you meant the skeleton for some reason. oops
>>334212357
Your trainer might be out of date, make sure it's updated.
>>334219206
World sorry on my phone.
>>334218649
ive got 10k souls by firelink shrine and only died once
you're probably one of the shitters that died 10 times to the first boss LOL
HELP
I made myself human again and now the darmoon bitch won't talk to me, can I recurse myself somehow???
>>334212357
>tfw fighting him again in super fast mode
also the ring which adds i-frames is broke has fuck
where can i farm some regular titanite shards
How many enemies are resistant to fire?
I want to do a Liu Kang build
>>334219384
all of them
>>334218950
just dodge his highly telegraphed attacks
>>334218953
Yno
>>334219202
Wouldn't your weapon break before you could even beat him?
>>334219383
Big skeletons in Carthas drops titanite shard regularly if i remember right.
>>334218953
no, you get like some ore and that's it
>>334219383
catacombs after abyss watchers has a ton, also the merchant at firelink sells it infinitely pretty early in the game, not sure what ash you need to give her though.
>>334219342
pls respond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLSy7ooiiD4
holy fuck how is /v/ so bad they think this is hard
>>334219338
So you grinded to the firelink. Thats so cool. The tutorial boss didnt touch me as a warrior. Scrubs like you bitch about soul memory in dark souls 2 because you grind easy enemies then die and lose it all fucking up your build permenantly.
I'm at that Aldrich bitch and I'm lvl 62, is that normal?
What's your level at this point?
>>334219639
>warrior
>anything being hard
>>334219639
The fuck is that quality son
>>334219497
Think it depends on the weapon. I swapped mid battle though.
>>334219639
>no playing as deprived shield babby
lmao
>>334219639
Did you record this on a calculator?
>>334219236
Where is this?
>Exploring the undead village
>After killing some little sack-hood sniper faggots by the barn I come across a bunch of corpses in a cage
>[A] Talk
Well okay then
>>334219710
>grinded
holy fuck you shitter lmao
you get like 9k from the crystal lizard + the boss + the samurai and then theres hollows and soul drops
you just outed yourself as a grade A "i died 20 times to the bosses second stage xD" shitter
tfw the mother of rebirth is gwynevere
>>334219726
>coop on first playthrough
kys
>>334219738
You can literally turn any class to warrior by the time you find onion bro. Dont be shit tier.
>two Dlc places are the following: painted world and the abyss where you fight the remains of Manus
Screencap this. You know it is obvious. >>334219571
>>334219787
Before I started the game I thought the Abyss Watchers Set looked like trash, but now it's probably the most badass set in the game
Honorable mentions to the Fallen Knight Set. Any other armors to pick up?
>>334219807
Start of Anor Londo
Just beat the game 10 minutes ago and checked my inventory and I have 0 faith scaling weapons. Want to do a faith knight next character but being forced to imbue seems bullshit.
>>334207371
I liked that boss, it was cool
>>334219867
She's her handmaiden
>>334219920
you get artorias later
>>334219180
Who is squidward? I haven't been looking at faces much.
>>334213785
>It should be like Infinity Blade or For Honor
I can't believe there's anyone with taste this ba
>>334219791
>>334219753
this shit game for babbies doesnt deserve anything above 240p
Is the butcher knife OP, or is this game really just baby mode?
>pick butcher knife
>wide swings
>good range
>decent poise break
>A scaling
>swings take dagger-tier stamina
>you even get a pixel of health back for every hit
>>334219852
Anon stop being a try hard. You're a scrub who just beat babys first tutorial boss. None of the bosses in this game are particularily difficult.
go to vg if you're making a fucking general
>Just beat the Abyss Watchers
These fucking skellies, man.
>>334220034
You probably need to keep exploring
>>334219920
the hat thing looks straight out of looney tunes or some jank.
>>334219852
Shut up..........SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why the fuck are the DS3 bosses so easy to kill?
>>334219497
I beat him like that and I didn't even go to half.
>>334220058
Its literally the best strength weapon option anon...
>>334220025
Except not. The soul gives you gwynevere's spell and the ring states that she left to become a "mother"
Anyone figured out what the door to the right of anor londo's castle is for? It says "doesn't open from this side"
>>334219920
I like the Outrider Knight set.
>>334220079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiWIOKKuyGE
>skellies
lel'd
Anyone else using rapiers? Im impressed by how easy it is to stagger shit with them now.
>>334206885
>tfw playing on 800x600 and lowest settings and still getting bad FPS
>>334220083
Got a bonfire it's near? I coukd swear I covered every single inch of this place.
>>334207168
Going on about 16.
>>334219852
Can't blame the niggers.
>>334220130
rolling is really good unlike ds2.
The looseness of the camera is not comfy.
>>334207168
18 hours 1 secret area left and then endboss time.
Who /purplemasterrace/ here?
>>334220182
>The handmaiden of the god gives you the god's spell
>Gwynevere went on to be a mother
>Never mind the fact you fight her kids because she's the queen of Lothric she's Rosaria because LORE
You're making connections too deep my man. Just like people were claiming Yhorm went and killed all the chaos demons. Don't jump the gun and read shit first.
>>334219087
I have an i5. Will that cut it?
>Pontiff Sulyvahn
Welp. I guess I had to die to a boss eventually
>>334220125
>Le epic falseflagging feels man. Cool buddy. Try to pretend to be more. Asswipe
>>334220292
every fucking time. Can't you goobergator permavirgins just go ONE MINUTE without saying "nigger"? Holy fucking shit.
>>334220420
Is this how all retards ask questions?
>Get free level ups from Yeol 4 times
>go to Farron Keep to fight the Abyss Watchers
>beat the boss
>go back to Yoel for the final free level up
>Yoel is dead
>No Yuria
>Teleport to tandom place and back
>Yoel still dead
>Reload save
>still dead
Am I fucked?
>>334220389
You literally get her soul in gwyneveres room. Are you retarded? Does the game have to spell it out for you any more?
>>334220125
>>334219852
>samefagging while bragging about beating turtle knight tier enemies
LOL
>>334220503
Yes
>>334206885
Threadly reminder your edgedark game isn't comfy and shitheads like you turned what could have been the best genre into a meme buzzword.
I can't wait until DS turns into CoD status. Enjoy your normiegame.
Patch fucking when jesus christ
I've tried just about every fix besides playing as knight and nothing works. And its really inconsistent too, like their is specific time that the crashes occur. I had zero crash since last night but just now started crash every few minutes
>>334220568
put the goddamn rope around your neck
>>334220527
>Gwynevere's handmaiden's soul is taken to Gwynevere's soul by some guy
>IT must be Gwynevere
My man.
What are the equip load values for different rolls?
Holy fucking shit this area
I literally can't get past the first three swords people without using like 5 estus. The attacks do fucking massive damage, and they never stop attacking. If I roll into the attacks, they attack more, and fucking kill me, If i roll away, i can't reach them, and then only have enough stamina to hit them with one rolling attack, provided they don't just ignore stunlock and hit me through that anyway.
And then when you have to fight more than one of them at the same time? Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm seriously regretting doing a fists-only build
>>334220527
Last time we were in Gwynevere's room, guess who wasn't fucking there?
>>334220079
>Go back to firelink to buy zwei and shit
>Talk to Yuria
>ayy Lord of Hollows you know best girl Anri right
>Yeah my nig Horace gonna set you and her up
>mfw
this is not how i expected to waifu this NPC
holy shit this spell got buffed to fuck
ERECTUS MAXIMUS
>>334220676
See it would almost be believable if you weren't so asspained on being called out
>>334220349
No way I can get summoned as one, so I just try to invade and forcefully help the host.
>>334220497
Sure. Will it cut it or should I pirate it to find out
>>334220826
im not asspained you low test nigger loving cuck
>>334220746
>>334220702
>go to gwynevere's room
>get ring
>it states gwynevere left to become a mother
>go to cathedral of the deep
>find mother of rebirth
>she dies
>invade her killer in gwynevere's room
>soul gives you gwynevere's spell
It literally spells it out for you
>>334220527
Gwynevere was never in her own room though. She had long fucked off by that point and she already was pumping out kids in Lothric castle.
Why would you go from Lothric, to the cathedral of the deep to become some abomination for no reason, change your name for no reason, and then go back to Anor Londo (in the form of some guy who just happened upon her taking it) to a room that never had her in the first place?
>>334220861
You should grow a brain.
>>334220736
I love charging my heavy Big club attack all the way, so that when they jump on me I one shot them. If I miss though yeah they're fucking annoying.
Just defeated curse rotted great wood. Trying a pyromancer, what should I be leveling? I've just been sticking to int/fth/vig/end but my melee is a little weak
Anyone know where I can buy throwing knives from early in game?
They're my favorite side item and plan on making them part of my build.
>>334220882
Don't you have school tomorrow? I guess its hard to get past tutorial area when your mom only lets you have 1 hour of tv a day hahahaha
>>334220861
pirate it and dont buy the game unless you're some absolute fucking shitter nigger who needs to summon 3 other people to defeat the easiest bosses in the goddamn series
you're what's fucking wrong with the gaming industry
>>334207168
22 hours and 10 min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ5_DXWGjeI
confirmed absolute shit
>>334220817
This fucking boss
>invade
>3v1 bonfire only final destination
Every time.
Goddamn, undead settlement looks amazing.
>>334220979
>buying games is whats wrong with the industry.
K
>>334221012
>that faggot ass intro
Holy shit your boice is ass anon stop making videos.
>>334207168
40 hours or so. Got it early on monday
>>334220938
It was still gwynevere's room, just because there was an illusion put there by a crazy as fuck tranny, doesn't change that it use to be her room.
>>334221113
>buying shit casual games for babies
>not whats wrong with the industry
praise the sun bro xD this game is like the hardest game in the worldz!!!!
On the symbol of my covenant up left, I have some kind of orange star / sun / thing with lot of small branches / whatever overlaping the actual covenant sign.
Wtf is that
Wil post screen if not clear enough
>>334220568
Fuck off nigger I'm trying to keep the thread alive. Also >>334220676
>>334220470
Here's your (You)
>>334220916
It states she became a wife and went on to raise several healthy children (the princes).
You're taking that and just going "oh healthy children like those horrible slug monsters yeah that also the wife part doesn't matter I guess".
>>334221259
Go speeg in another DaS3 thread.
>>334221315
Nice. Try to ignore my point. You fucking /pol/sters are always the same. Just leave the internet.
>>334220916
>soul gives you gwynevere's spell
Dancer's soul also gives you Gwynevere's spell
So why is there anor londo in the game? DaS2 says the cycles are completely different and kingdoms are built upon old ones.
>>334212371
Oh geez that's really great dude. But i'm too busy to care since im having fun playing dark souls 3.
>>334221452
we don't talk about das2 around here
>>334221452
Game basically ignores what DaS II says
The Drang armor describes it as a far off land so it was an issue of geography and not time
Is that bullshit? Yeah. Does it matter? Guess not.
>>334221312
Just means you are in Ember form (like human/body in others + 1.3 max hp)
des > das > ds2 > ds3
nice fucking series frombabbies literally every game your company makes gets worse
>>334207667
If you're going to level str and dex equally, yes. Refined stones can be put on a lot of basic weapons to give you decent scaling with both stats. It's only REALLY good if you're focus doesn't include magic or pyromancies.
>>334221619
Finished the game a few hours ago and didn't notice that. I'm retarded.
Thanks for the answer
>Unable to summon phantom.
>Unable to summon phantom.
>Unable to summon phantom.
>Unable to summon phantom.
Pontiff pls.
>>334221452
Aldrich went there for the trap so I guess you had to too.
Also, the cycles thing got fucked with because Aldia's ending in 2, which is why 3 is a mess in ways we still have to figure out.
>>334221860
I guess you're not the only pleb trying to summon like a madman cause he can't get gud.
So few summons for so many nubs.
>>334221452
To be fair, Anor Londo is basically gone, all that's left is that cathedral, which is above the city of the boreal valley.
>>334218045
Nobody? Damn worst part about xbone is forum talk.
>>334221898
>which is why 3 is a mess in ways we still have to figure out.
>"we ran out of ideas, have some old content"
Here, I think I figured it out
>>334221860
or even worse
>your host has entered a critical battle, returning to your world
waste of a Cracked Red Eye Orb
Finally, a decent 5-man brawl. That shit was great. Godspeed, Nazgul, I hope you killed a few more after I died.
>Deacons of the Deep with Farron Greatsword
literally buckets of cum
>can't PVP or co-op because everyone just stand still or walk without animation
>>334222452
>Can't PvP or co-op because online mode refuses to have half the frames of offline mode
Is there a QUALITY upgrade path?
Thinking about putting heavy on my claymore but I don't want to loose dat dex boost.
>>334222598
"Sharp" is dex boost
I just fought Pontiff Sulyvahn using an Ultra Greatsword. I am not a smart man. Pretty fun fight, though. One of the only ones to give me any trouble so far
>>334222598
Yes. Refined stones.
>>334220058
>>334220159
It is stupid easy mode. I've been invaded twice and the last guy had a butcher knife. He was playing like an absolutely scrubby retard. I was completely outplaying him, landed like 10 hits without him touching me then he hits me once and it staggers me and then he hits me again and I'm dead. So it was basically a one touch kill that took no skill to use.
I love hearing about all the problems other people have. Makes me feel better knowing I don't have to deal with them.
how do i go 'human' or whatever this time around?
>fight old demon
>cancer aoe
Fuck off, I hate thiiss
>Tfw some dude tries to kill you with pink maracas.
reminder to everyone, unrestrict summon signs in options and allow cross region, its off by default. I don't use summons but its funny seeing peoples dumb characters
>>334222912
Embers.
>>334222912
Use Ember/Kills Boss (Summored or Solo)
Where the fuck is the magic merchant? Is he near the sages?
>tfw upgraded Arstor's Spear a couple times
>found the Crown of Dusk in the middle of the swamp
>got my attunement to 30 and int to 40
who /battlemage/ here
>Get summoned for some jolly co-op to mix things up and help with Vordt
>Host dives right in which I respect
>Lob some fireballs while the other 2 draw aggro, then get stuck in to hit some doggy butt with my frosty sword
>Vordt dies, other phantom and I jump for joy at the same time
>Collapse emote and chill with my sun medal as I watch sunbros run off into the sunset
Comfy
>>334216136
[/spoiler] In the GY where the Giant Shoots his arrows to protect the White Tree, There is some ash near a shack, Give it to the old lady in Firelink, you then buy the sewer key from her, The door is where the Giant Rat is before the Tree boss, explore there and you will find your waifu [/spoiler]