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>>334165868
>You share a board with these people
>>334167709
Huuuuhhh? Who promised these idiots skyrim when they bought dark souls.
>>334169817
Didn't Dark Souls release earlier than Skyrim as well?
>>334169583
not just a KH quote, a KH 3D quote
unbelievable
>>334167925
>30 fps is about having class
>>334169680
>you breathe the same air as ecelebs
kill me now famalam
>>334170028
I still dont understand how people took a fetish VN and started to pretend it is some bigger thing about teaching people that we all are disabled and have to improve or some shit.
>>334170212
>>334170285
this makes me sad as fuck, I really really really hope more devs don't adapt this "it's fiction who careas lmao" atttitued
When did Autism turn into 'cringe'
>>334167709
>the fun in this game is pretty much like god: not real
maximum fedora
>>334170558
Last one, for 40k fans
>>334170405
Deal with it faggot
>>334169921
>everyone laughing at him
>>334170558
based notch
>>334167709
>>334169817
Look at the dates. Looks like one guy go an "epic troll" idea and made a bunch of Metacritic accounts over a couple of weeks to post his "epic troll" reviews.
>>334170405
The fixed it in a patch.
>>334169583
More like this, stop posting screencaps of PC vs consoles they're not that funny and too long nobody is fucking reading them
>>334170372
Fake and gay. Girls don't even respond to losers on IM.
>>334170640
I hope that heretic gets cancer
>>334170475
Aren't the two terms kind of interchangeable?
>>334170372
Goobergater tries to mend his ways
>>334170558
despite the aspies on here (if they're still butthurt), i fucking love Notch. fills me with warmth and joy to see a neckbeard get so successful from his mothers basement for fucking around making some dumbass game in his basement.
based af t b q h
>>334167856
Ever get that weird feeling after reading/hearing a word so much it starts sounding awkward? It starts feeling... off.Technology
>>334170708
August 24 is the release dat on pc
>>334170372
Fucking jimmy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXlzWhBvYwg
Might as well post this again
>>334170682
you're everything that's wrong with this board
>>334171053
The trainer having white hair bothers me more than anything else
>>334171129
Every fag acts like this when they know you go on 4chan its like fuck off chill out
>>334170640
Disgraceful
>>334170758
How did they fix it? I don't remember it being changed.
>>334171193
>*dark purple fog surrounding a figure appears in front of you*
>WE PRUNED YOUR ABILITIES
>Dancing Sha of FUCK YOU
>>334171053
>Fus Ro Dah
>a sword slash and not the actual shout
>>334170640
God, what a cunt.
>>334167925
It rarely happens to me but I had a physical reaction to that last sentence.
Holy fuck.
>>334170285
>lol who cares u nerd stfu
People buy Bethesda games...why, exactly? They're fucking shit and these are the types of people behind them.
>>334170951
Kill yourself, Reddit.
>>334170558
>I'm a marginalized trans developer and I think you owe me reparations for having slain me this morn
>>334171249
Do you?
>>334171193
What exactly is this?
>>334167709
I know most of these are ebin trolls but I do know people who have literally described DaS as "Skyrim but not fun"
>>334171153
>you'll never fuck a space nun with your noiseblaster
feels bad man
>>334167925
does this guy think that 60 fps means taking a 30 fps game and playing it at 2x the speed?
Also I'd rather have a drift monster street car than a limo anyday
>>334170640
>Sisters of Battle are fucking great, probably the single most devoted to the Emperor faction in 40K
>"hurr I dun wanna let me have muh special snowflake female spess muhreens"
The Sisters would not stand for such heresy for a fraction of a second.
>>334167925
>that last sentence
oof
>>334170239
That's what happens when you're slowly but surely approaching 3000 threads over at the /vg/.
Even tetris would become a 2deep4u experience.
>>334171452
The only unreasonable thing about this is that he uses Zelda for his insult.
>>334171418
>mfw I used to when I was ultra new a few years ago
not vidya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paQhkCodc78
>>334171537
I'm not seeing the issue.
>>334171537
The one class any /v/ user could pass with flying colors.
>>334171129
Jesus Christ
>>334171381
It's gotta be a joke, right? I mean, that has to be a /pol/tard.
>>334171537
You could have fun with this if you put enough thought into it.
You could give a presentation on shit like Sprudo or Baneposting
>>334171658
>>334171658
>>334171658
>>334171658
And the prize for most revolting picture in the thread goes to...
>>334170685
>>334171226
Out of billion possible ways of approaching a girl, posting a picture of your new headphones on her wall is one of the stupidest things possible. At least send her a message with the pic if you are so insistent on doing it.Out of vidya cringe, but sanic totally counts
>>334170558
Man,I love Notch
Dude had a good idea, made bank, and quit
I can only dream of doing that
>>334171057
That's called semantic satiation
>>334167925
>people defend having standards this low
Not cringe, but you all are depressing me and I needed some laughs.
>>334171537
>a deals a deal teach
>>334171791
Why would you analyze some shallow comedic meme over any actual meme of great sociological/political influence? Not all memes are comedic 4chan-related macro images, you know.
>>334171452
>comparing hardware to politics in the first line
It's amazing to see Nintendo is Dead posters from almost 30 years ago
>>334172040
What the fuck does "meme" mean now?
>>334171731
>there are no real SJW retards out there, they are all falseflaggers!
>>334171057
"Ffffffffuuunnnnnnn........."
>>334172034
And I bet he thought he was being witty here.
>kirito
>>334172104
>What the fuck does "meme" mean now?
What it always did, retard. I suggest you do some research; how about The Selfish Gene, for starters?
>>334172034
Teemo part ruined it
>>334171432
An actual Blizzard employee responding to a customer's problem. It's quite common, but usually never on that sort of level, especially for a simple "your welcome!"
Most of Blizzard reps have good CS, and will never go beyond "BY THE LIGHT OF ELUNE" when leaving
>>334170640
Imagine this person trying to write a plotline involving Chaos, specifically Slaanesh.
Picture, if you will, their attempt to portray daemonettes.
Visualize in your mind, a Chaos champion mlg noscoping a sexist astartes while telling him to check his privilege.
>>334172104
see >>334172305
"The book also coins the term meme for a unit of human cultural evolution analogous to the gene, suggesting that such "selfish" replication may also model human culture, in a different sense. Memetics has become the subject of many studies since the publication of the book."
Memes were a thing before the internet, fuccboi.
>>334170558
>YOU HURT FEELINGS. GIVE MONEY
No wonder this all these fucks are fucking poor
>>334172104
meme means "something popular which I do not like"
>>334172034
I mean, if you're a lowbie on the totem pole and have a terrible job of listening to internet nerds whine about what color a character is, the least you can do is try to provide yourself some amusement by spicing it up.
>>334172305
A book on evolution by Richard Dawkins? How does this answer my question?
>>334171858
The worse part of this picture is the small pauldrons, it jsut aint right for space marines to have pauldrons that tiny
>>334172457
So, you are stupid AND blind?
>>334172439
>>334172034
>Kirito
>>334172108
Falseflaggers?
>>334172331
That's alot of dicks
Meh
At the very least this he/she/it is making their own game and not bitching endlessly to devs or GW.
Their game will probably never be finished anyways
>>334172574
I did not see his post before I replied to your post. I apologize, please let me suck your dick.
>>334171241
Always a classic
>>334172690
Apology accepted and permission granted.
>>334167793
Friendly reminder most babbies don't even like their new DLC.
>>334172387
It seems kind of nice. Oddly charming, but that did seem overblown.
>>334167856
The guy who ends his retarded rant with a signature is a mongol, who'da thunk.
>>334172621
if white male devs copped the same attitude towards making games of their own vision that conflicts with sjw's they would face backlash
>>334172034
>Wallah
Holy fuck, murricans
>>334171051
they hate him cause they aint him
>>334171241
She is 100% right you know.
First of all, she said video games are for nerds, which they definitely are.
Secondly, she never said she plays video games herself. It's a misunderstanding, all she was saying was "Playing video games? [You are] such a nerd." It's an insult.
Thirdly, it's true, E3 is pretty god damn stupid.
Prepare for ultimate cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiW8I1vlFxM
>>334173043
stop commenting
>>334173127
oh, ok
>>334170460
>EYE: divine cybermancy
>>334171996
The first time I read this I had to roll on the floor for 5 minutes
Always wanted a follow up to this
>>334173112
I dont speak Espanol but that intro was fucking bad
>>334171129
reminds me of someone on my steam friends list. He talks like this most of the time, but I guess it's more reddit tier?
Played dota 2 last night, told teammates he was new to see how they would react. He is actually really bad but that's all I said. Now he is butthurt beyond words.
>>334171791
Spurdo was the first thing that came to mind for me
>>334172621
Some on /tg/, so take that with a giant spoon of salt, claim that she is to blame for Chapter Master getting threats from GW that they will send a Cease&Desist. That once GW shut her down she had a shitfit and demanded they take CM down too.
Some for rage for all the 40k fags ITT
>http://www.themarysue.com/warhammer-40k-gender-representation/
>http://pastebin.com/6akwcrpf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeN18aqbonI&nohtml5=False
>>334173581
>not Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.webm
shame
If I remember he actually did quite well in this competition.
>>334173319
That guy honestly seems a bit unstable. He probably is mentally ill.
>>334173342
Please, do not relate that Español. That's fucking latinamerican spanish, so not real spanish.
>>334170640
Whats the reason you cant pump females up to male mehreen proportions? Geniune Question.
http://youtu.be/iCxoTaQ67Uc
>>334173581
dude dont give a fuck and is obviously got ducats, i envy the guy
>>334173374
TFW 28 years old my steam friends are slavic people in my age group older , they dont even know about memes.
You will never know the fun I have while playing games with people who have a working brain.
We still make jokes but its usually jokes about our jobs or wifes.
>>334167925
I don't know whats worse
That comment or the 3 people who rated it up.
>>334173625
>that
>cringe
That shit's baller
>>334173628
Can't hardly understand a thing that little shitter is saying.
>>334173205
I wanted to post this but my clone got here first
>>334172791
Story? Is there a reason for such negative reviews? Not trying to imply I enjoyed the DLC, haven't even played FO4, it's just a bit unusual seeing mostly everyone shitting on something
>>334173753
Geneseed i think.
Or you can go with the If The Emperor Had a Text To Speech Device explanation
>NO GIRLS ALLOWED. THEY ARE YUCKY
>>334173625
>IM NOT SO GRUMP
Fuckin epic bros
>>334173901
not played ityetbut basically all the shit it adds is lame/mod tier, honestly a lot of it mods have already done better and the creation kit isn't even out yet
>>334173839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4yw5JJaB9M
>>334174045
That's lazy, even for bethesda "hearthfire" standards
![1408631904070_wps_5_ISIS_beheading_video_of_J[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ojG4rpn.jpg "1408631904070 wps 5 ISIS beheading video of J[1]")
>>334172034
>Wallah!!
>>334173753
Because GW can't be arsed to create a new model line.
Fluff wise Marines are created using geneseed from the Primarchs which were all male. And the Emperor didn't want Marines to replace humanity.
>>334172612
Kek
>>334171996
Fuck the story his favorites bar is what kills me
>>334174248
I can probably tell what thats about and I also don't want to read it either
>>334174248
Holy shit, how mad do you have to be?
>>334167856
Once he got to the point saying xbox one plays most games at 60 fps which is more than ps4 can do the bait becomes obvious. Even if he is deluded enough to think all the previous shit he said no one is actually dumb enough to argue facts.
>>334174248
The best part is that they were just changing the archival system.
>>334171051
>stealing other people's idea and making them better
Living the dream
>>334174248
I've never seen someone this triggered.
Bonus points if her page wasn't removed for that reason
>>334174248
And with that, any chance for her in the working world is ruined. Time for her to consider a childcare job.
>>334174535
that was way before "next gen" consoles were released
>>334174651
>>334174670
HIS page wasn't even removed, they just changed the site's format.
It's fucking amazing,
>>334171858
>brasilianoid comics
>>334174580
That's actually a little chuckle worty
>>334174580
>Chileans in charge of cringe
Shit's hilarious, famalamadingdong
>>334171996
>Films
>>334174580
kek pretty good
>>334171053
>white hair
Triggered.
>>334174907
How do you know they are chileans?
>>334174248
>hey StarCityGames
And that's where I stopped reading. I don't particularly care what somebody who works for one of the primary forces killing MtG has to say.
/thread
>>334172034
>Kirito
I guess this is the part where we are not posting vidya anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPS9Op5dhCw&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vttuonfu2BM&nohtml5=False
"Funny" reviews on Steam
>>334169921
>Buying Guild wars 2 limited edition
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>334171578
>mfw Flo from progressive is in this commercial
>>334175121
I haven't recoiled like that in a while.
>>334171996
I don't get it, what was it implying by failed to send? That he found him?
>>334171241
>stop commenting
fuck I hate stacy
>>334174131
wasn't hearthfire just because console users complained so much about not having mods and the house building one was the biggest one at the time?
>>334170460
I look similar to this guy, and my biography is about the same. Only I'm a 22 year old KV.
Should I just end myself already?
>>334174580
It's been literally just posted
>>334174000
>>334175250
>Install Genoot
>>334175121
This is completely wrong.
It's more like this.
Yes, I'm autistic enough to open up photoshop to fix your image.
>>334171791
>You could give a presentation on shit like Sprudo or Baneposting
and ruin it for us in the process? fuck off
>>334170558
>People actually calling Notch "Takes more vacations than a jamacian" Persson based for deflecting the fact that 90% of the updates at the end of development were all ripped from community mods
>>334175250
>Progressive Commercial
>Flo
>Never sure if I want to fuck her or not
>>334167664
Is there any dorksouls in here? With the 15threads about it every hour it's cringey
>>334171452
>1989
Good to know that nothing has changed.
>>334170460
Typical brit mouth structure.
>>334175472
Wouldn't that be more interlaced than 30fps?
>>334175751
I don't fucking know man, that's just my personal experience with watching 30fps videos of objects that move quickly across the screen.
I like how I don't understand a single of these chatlogs because I am not autistic enough to read the whole thing, to know the people involved or even care enough about stupid shit like that.
>>334175681
look at first post
>>334175749
Honestly, what's up with brits and receding chins?
>>334176168
Genetics.
Kind of like southeast asians and protruding jaws.
>>334175203
did people finally get sick of meme reviews?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBPkld826ms
>>334175823
I see what you mean. Yea, 30fps can have the illusion of that sure. It just what a screenshot would look like.
A lot of faggots on today who keep insisting it is fine.
>>334169583
One of my friends used this guy for his senior quote in high school.
>>334174248
>Chosen people
Oy vey!
>>334176303
/v/ the Steam account.
>>334170239
You came for the fetish shit and stayed for the feels, the charred feels.
>>334174248
>he fell for the Holohoax
>>334171241
>where everyone shows off new games
That really doesn't make E3 sound anything more than a bunch of guys in a garage showing off their latest gamestop/steam purchases. He blew it.
>>334170685
It's for the best. That was a fucking autistic way to try to get a girls attention, and hopefully he knows not to do shit like that again. Hell he would have had less embarrassment if he just flat out asked her on a date
>>334176391
>steam reviews
>mfw people are still calling the unfunny joke reviews helpful when there's a """Funny""" vote RIGHT THERE
>mfw greenlight
>>334176303
>cool clock ahme *explodes*
kek
>>334170460
Looks a bit like the grown up angry german kid.
>>334174907
>>334175072
Was wondering too
>>334170239
Well it does have good feels, maybe people confuse feeling something with depth. Could be because most media is pretty uninspired and lifeless.
>>334167709
the only thing I agree with is that stat requirements on weapons is stupid.
>>334171858
Hu3hu3 Comics.
>>334170640
What game is this thing making so I know not to buy it?
>>334172331
story?
>>334177712
Trust me you'll know it when you see it, it's the game with the purple haired female space marine.That's seriously not even an exaggeration
>>334174232
Spess Mehrens are sterile anyways.
>>334177712
>twitter self-proclaimed indie devs
>making games
>>334171053
>poke'mon
>charizard dragon
>white hair
>black nails
F-, see me after class
>>334177971
Oh my god,
>>334171471
I keep seeing this green and yellow symbol everywhere and it's driving me nuts.
What is this?
>>334170212
>>334170285
I really, really, really fucking hate Pete Hines.
Seriously. Who does this. Part of being a writer is having a bit of fucking integrity with your work. Not brushing any old shit off because "the universe doesn't make sense"
>itt
>>334178251
I think it's the symbol for unexperienced drivers in japan
>>334177971
Oh i remenber this one.
>>334178253
They might as well throw in some Harry Potter in the next instalment.
>>334178368
Why is it everywhere.
I swear I saw it in splatoon.
>>334178531
Dunno, japan things.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoshinsha_mark
>>334170558
holy shit who is this pathetic.
trannies are mentally ill.
>>334177971
Every time I read this...
Hurts just a bit.
I've got one.
>>334170558
She does have a point. He could do a lot of good with 2 billion
>>334177971
She's not a real lady, ladies don't need to curse
Fuck her, even if she does sound like she has 2 hymens
>>334169583
>the implication that he has a FIRST tattoo
>>334177971
This is an all time Great.
>>334170372
Fake. Came from GameFAQs of all places.
>>334178784
Holy fucking shit.
>>334178253
Pete Hines isn't a writer, he has absolutely nothing to do with game development. Not saying he wasn't being a dipshit, but he's not responsible for the shit writing.
>>334179168
yeah I kinda forgot he's Vice President in my autism spout.
But still. That's a lot of fucking influence and a big role for someone this fucking dumb, and who cares this little.
Does anyone remember this guy? I lost the screencap, someone please post it.
>>334176819
but if a woman had done that all of a sudden it's cool that a woman is interested in someone.
Fuck you
Fuck
You
>>334179303
It's sadly the nature of modern game development. The higher ups are so far removed from the products their company makes that they just don't care, and they don't need to.
>>334170372
>2005 or 2006
>in high school
>see cute girl I have a crush on
>she says "hey want to come to my place to study tonight? My dad is out of town and my mom has a dinner date with her girlfriends."
>it's like a dream come true
>I say yes and pull out a pen and paper and ask her for her address
>she turns and looks at me with this puzzled look
>that's when I see the Bluetooth headset in her ear
>panic and literally turn around and fast walk away
>people would randomly come up to me with pen and paper and ask me for my address the rest of high school
Boy, if I had cyanide on me I would have taken the easy exit
>>334167856
>If you try to improve the graphics on the game, it'll be too much data for the game to hold
>>334171996
top banter
>>334179574
i'm sorry anon
you can come over to place to play vidya
>>334179421
No, it would also be autistic as fuck.
>>334171701
Fuck bro, I live there, I know where that is. Jesus christ
>>334179574
>be me
>be in high school
>not with the elitr cool kids but a tier or so below
>I used to slip lovr notes in girls' lockers signed from the fattest and biggest losers on campus
>one time the girl's boyfriend who was on the wrestling team literally took down the poor fat kid and broke his glasses in front of everyone during lunch
>had 10 year reunion last year
>one of the kids I bullied told me how much it impacted him and how close he came to killing himself
I still feel bad about it. I thought it was just harmless bantz. If I knew how much it hurt people I would never have done it.
>>334177971
God damn it I was a bout to google her up on YouTube to see how she sounds and then I got the the last part of this pic...Fuck you /lit/, you bunch of tryhard faggots
>>334172609
You know when the CIA discredits an organization by dressing up like them, using their equipment, and doing bad shit? Thats falseflagging. 9-11 is argued by some to be a false flag operation, as it was "Orchestrated by the government to give reason to invade the middle east."
>>334172585
This fucking image, it's so randomly specific and gets really fucking morbid for no reason. The completely neutral face just fucking finishes it. cant not lose my shit to this
>>334173708
You have to be to be taken seriously with that kind of gear.
Wow, this cringe thread is cringe and I am sure you all know why.
>>334179974
He's a pussy You're supposed to get over that shit once high school ends. Move on.
>>334171996
>cash excange maidstone
Fuck me its almost like i could tell
>>334179574
>head turned to side while a call over bluetooth
>maintains constant eye contact with anon
people that do this have cancer in their future
>>334179421
It would still be pretty autistic. The thing is that these things are always autistic, some people just choose to look past it because of looks
>unattractive nerd posts his nerd shit on a girls facebook wall with literally no context at all
>gets laughed at
Now imagine if he was the hottest guy at their school. It would still be autistic, but girls would ignore that because of his looks
>>334180136
What if that's all just someone false flagging the CIA though?
How far does this rabbit hole go?
>>334179751
I disagree
>>334171537
I swear I could write a fucking 1000 word essay on baneposting alone.
>>334180610
there's literally no reason to false flag the cia though, it wouldn't achieve anything.
what happens, people think "oh wow the cia blew some shit up," what are they going to do about it?
>>334175203
Friendly reminder to go to your favourite game's Steam page and disliking and funny'ing every meme review for purging.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo
>these are the people on this board that call you faggot everyday
>>334172398
Sounds like something the 80s GW would do.
>>334181030
faggot
>>334179974
bro don't puss out about that shit those losers had it coming.
>>334170558
God damn it i was fine just lurking but holy fuck im mad now
>>334179974
When I was in early highschool I was bullied a lot but I still bullied other people, many years later I saw one of the people I bullied, I went to say sorry to him, he was really confused but he seemed glad, I don't know what he really thought about it but I like to to think that I did something good
>>334177712
Who cares, as soon as (s)he tries to sell or publish it, drop pods full of GW lawyers will drop from the skies and fire their cease and desist lawsuits.
>>334176303
Gotta love moonman's song.
>>334171193
> Arcanite Ripper
> Ripper
>>334180892
The fact that we don't know what their plan is makes it worse.
>the government was flawless enough to pull off a 9/11 inside job but couldn't bury some WMD in the deserts of Iraq to justify the invasion
Come on, people
>>334180429
High school ends and because your the fat loser nobody even remembered because your where also bad in class your outcast and end up an angry wizard self perpetuating his hatred when in reality yeah getting over it would help but when your life is so stagnant after high school that they are you're freshest memories in groups or with friends then of course you wont get over it because even though it was abuse people where interacting with you on some level.
>>334181281
But we dogetting caught is the plan
>>334171452
i bet this post was made by a yuropoor
only a yuropoor would think PC gaming was good back then, especially the Atari 800 days
>>334171996
So? Did he get him??? what the fuck happend???THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
>>334171537
Post your dankest memes /v/!
>>334181472
It's only a part of the plan you idiot.
>>334181547
Well okay, but still, that's something.
>>334170405
>>334171358
>>334178253
I love how much this triggers you faggots.
>>334167856
>absolutely huge
>>334181463
>because your where also bad in class your outcast
English, please.
u guys want a cringe
>be me on kongregate
>find a new chatroom to hang out in
>find this lolcow
>guy in is 30's plays vidya reads comics i already cringe
>find out he's friends with this 6 out of 10 girl in chat
>dude in love with her, i become friends with her and find out they met irl and she feel bad for him
>she got a boyfriend whos a bro the sperglord loses it anytime hes in chat
>no friends no one likes this guy irl he even ruins this friendship by getting into her pics and posts them on fetlife claiming they are dating
i have never cringed so much in my life.
>>334181501
Obviously he was bluffing. You don't go playing all tough on FB, but then constantly give him options on how not to get his teeth kicked in. Especially if you claim to know who the robber was, but you keep threatening the fake profile.
>>334179974
>9th grade
>Friends pull a prank on me by putting a confession note inside some girls locker with my fake signature.
>It doesn't bother me too much because the girl in question wasn't bad looking. Who knows, this could turn out well, right?
>Wrong.
>Just my luck. It was the wrong locker.
>Two days later, some kid I don't know returns it to me and says he's "Not into that kind of thing."
>Friends are shitting themselves it's so funny.
>They don't even tell me what happened until later.
>Just my luck, I have classes with that same guy every year after.
>Awkward as shit sitting near him.
>Try to explain things to him. I can tell by his face that he doesn't believe me.
>After a couple more tries, he actually fucking says "It's okay, I don't judge."
>Everyone I'm associated with eventually knows what happened.
>Just my luck, the girl I had a crush on didn't get the whole story and thinks I'm a closet gay.
Looking back, I kinda hated them.
>>334181691
>rancid swine
Everytime
>>334181691
Pretty savage if you ask me.
>>334181691
>don't ignore me you rancid swine
>>334171658
I know its retarded in every aspect and anylizing it is asking for it, but how would someone even wield that, wheres the hilt or a part you can hold.
The spikes? or maybe that bit in the circle?
>>334181425
It always baffle me when people swear on the bible Bush was behind the planning, the attacks etc. while calling him a complete idiot at the same time.
I mean, you'd actually have to be pretty damn clever if that's true.
>>334181691
>Rancid swine
>>334172305
Worlds evolve over time it will mean internet joke for years to come.
>>334181691
>rancid swine
>>334175345
He blocked Doug. Basically his bluff got called. Man might have been giving it the large, but was of course, all chatter.
>>334171053
Why did his gloves change colors? People actually do comics like this?
>>334171919
Never heard the actual term before, thanks anon
>>334181030
"I genuinely lift"
>>334180556
nah can honestly say they would definitely not
>>334182425
Sounds like the Sanders supporters want everyone to hate them now.
>>334182425
>>334181665
Are you going to pay for my education?
>>334171452
>1989
>There have always been people shitting on Nintendo like it was irrelevant.
Oh god, never stop being wrong faggots.
>>334167856
-Wario
>>334170640
>A dismal, depressing, grimdark universe
>LET'SMAKEITMOREINCLUSIVEANDHAPPY
>>334170091
Don't see a problem with this, it's fictional and I don't think it's done with homophobic intent. Heck I wouldn't find a problem with making a straight character gay for a mod.
>>334174248
>I am prepared to die.
Holy fuck oh man did this guy ever realize what he was saying was silly and that the site didn't delete his shit
>>334167793
Fuck this triggered me
>>334182425
>>334182671
Source?
>>334170640
Can someone explain this to someone not well versed in the 40k Universe?It's just so fucking expensive
>>334182425
>>334182671
>Oh no they're making fun of a dead kid
Hi kid, first day on 4chan?
>>334182253
>large
>chatter
>>334183262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrtTzd62wuc
>>334183315
>>>/b/
Remember that one time faGGots said they were going to leave 4chan and never come back and moot would give into their demands?
>>334167856
I think it's endearing just how hard some people try
>>334183295
There are no female space marines, as in it's literally impossible by 40k's own lore.
There are however Sisters of Battle, which are very similiar to Space Marines save that they are not genetically altered, and if you think about it, ten times more awesome because the unaltered women somehow fight as well as genetically altered men.
So some tumblrite, instead of using Sisters of Battle, decided there HAS to be female space marines because muh patriarchy, even though Sisters of Battle would have been basically the exact same as well as being lore friendly.
>>334183379
>thinking /v/ is any different to /b/
Oh yeah, you're new alright. Don't worry, 4chan is more fun when you eventually leave the entryway boards and find your own niche.
>>334181030
Why do they sound like they have tampons stuffed up their noses?
>>334183438
/sp/ here. I occasionally come to /v/ and missed out on the initial GG shitshow. This was all a joke? No one takes video games that seriously, right?
>>334167856
I like when absolute retards make biizarre posts like these to convince themselves their right when they're just writing paragraphs of surreal nonsense.
>>334182425
>gets rekt
>YOU TRIGGERED?
>>334167664
i dont get it
>>334170640
I'm 99% certain I argued with this cunt on /v/ when she said the 40k universe was politically correct
>>334167925
>60 FPS is for boys
>30 FPS is for men
>>334183702
>Implying any of them are me
I just screencapped it
>>334183601
Just what an edgy 16 y/o that browses /b/ all day would say
>>334181030
>that mic clipping
God damn I love it. People who still mic clip with modern headsets are great, if they're not raging of course.
OC
>>334183795
did I imply it was you ?
>>334183601
The one good idea Games Workshop had in the last decade was not get involved with social media and deleting their forums. I don't what I'd do if I wear a professional business with an open forum for sjws, goobers, autists and every other dipshit to cry about stupid shit all the time.
>>334183851
>>gets rekt
>>YOU TRIGGERED?
Kinda
>>334183849
Weird how stuff which spills out of 4chan into other platforms suddenly becomes cringe.
>>334184008
especially when it's some 14 year old from Ohio or some shit
>>334171521
Is the irony of this that the Sisters of Battle are perhaps the most heretical order in the Imperium and that the Emperor would disband/ have them all killed if he wasn't on the throne?
>>334183904
That was not my intention then
>>334183659
Think chanology
foam
>>334184086
What are you even talking about ?
>>334183315
you're just as cringy
>>334184172foamziez
>>334183731
Second guy is either underage, a retard or both, talking in a non-existent language and then 'excusing himself' for talking like that.
>>334184172
stop
>>334184172
I wish I had that gif of jontron yelling stop right now
Someone help me out
>>334184008
I love the posts here when some anon complains why he was banned off of steam or some other game forum and posts a screencap showing him
> calling others cucks
> insulting people whose quotes have to insults against him
> using racial and other slurs
> needlessly bringing in politics
> calling the devs dirty Jews/shills/etc
> making death or other threats
I don't know how far off the deep end you have to be to think it's acceptable to act like a retarded 4channer outside of 4chan
>>334173319
>the entirety of those skype messages
>>334184172
One of them was kinda cute if I base them off memory alone.
Post it.
>>334184194
Not as cringe-worthy as your lack of english language skills.
>>334184418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIywnvQpS9c
>>334183513
I thought the whole point of Space Marines is that they were inhuman, genetically superior killing machines to defend humanity from the terrors of space?
If the Sisters of Battle, which are normal humans, perform on par that's kind of dumb, but really bad-ass in it's own way. Surely you'd prefer those females that are as good as Space Marines without the whole dehumanization, genetic modification thing instead of dyke Space Marines? This shit triggers me, dude.
>>334173319
tl;dr
>>334184192
Oh, that they're possibly the most devoted to the Emperor but are literally the opposite of what he wanted humanity to be.
They worship him as a God and enforce the will of the religious sects of the Imperium, and also hunt heretics. They are the militant arm of the ecclesiarchy. The Emperor would hate them.
Realistically speaking Space Marines don't worship him as a God and see him as nothing more than Humanities greatest hope for a future, but still a man, which is basically what the Emperor was.
>>334179974
Haha fuck it, you were doing the God's work.
>>334167793
lmfao this is fucking gold. Gamefaqs is such casual cuck shit
>>334167664
>capping youtube comments
yes, I'm cringing
>>334177207
No u
>>334170640
what the fuck is 40k
>>334184470
Now you understand the though process of all of these kinds of people.
They don't care about source material. They're not even fans of any given series.
They literally go around looking for shit to change so that it fits their agenda, or to complain about it anyway when they otherwise wouldn't care about it.
Who the fuck "Cringes"? Are you people fucking autists?
>>334184540
Okay yeah I didn't saw it that way but that's a good explanation
>>334184696
>Who the fuck "Cringes"?
that's something an autist would say
>>334184696
only a literal autist wouldn't understand
>>334184439
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>334182685
>highschool was free
>>334179974
It's time for you to fuck him to compensate for his pain
>>334184804
>>334184880
>see video online
>cringing to said video
Is this a real thing that people do? It's not even real, it's not in front of you. You can't smell nor feel it, let alone see it with your actual eyes, you just see a 2d representation of it. Get over yourself you over reacting man children.
>>334184837
The cashier was hot, so your memory isn't completely off
>>334185029
>incapable of empathy
You are literally, clinically autistic.
>>334185045
NICE REPLY RETARD
>>334185045
I feel a little better, anon.
>>334185029
confirmed for autism
>>334167709
>the fun in this game is like god: not real
>>334185029
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cringe_comedy
Not either of them, but come on, man
>>334179676
There's too much data on the blu-ray discs because of the current gen games. If you try to improve the average graphical fidelity of any of them, the atoms on the disc would transcend their schwarzschild radius resulting in the immediate collapse of the disc into a blackhole, which would quickly evaporate because of the hawking radiation releasing a huge explosion. Shit's dangerous, yo.
>>334171996
Likes:
>eating
>straws
Sides have left orbit
>>334184429
oh shit, did I really just spell something wrong?
>>334185282
fuck off redditfrog
>>334183731
It's the dragon language thingy from Skyrim
>>334173893
But anon, you did post it. Don't you remember?
>>334184632
That hurt my feelings.
Pleas apologise.
>people on 4chan of all the places laughing at other losers
reddit please go
>>334171996
Our Bandito friend enjoys some patrician movies though.
>>334185512
Fuck off, retard
>>334180610
>>334180610
this is some princess bride tier logic puzzles
>>334185634
Don't trust anyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjB5USTKu6g
>>334171521
Someone tell me where to start with Warhammer
Every time someone mentions it I want to know more but end up watching that gaben space marine video
Pretty recent one from a Battlestation thread.
>When you see it
>>334185839
I don't get it. you talking about the dude's reflection? That's whatever man...
>>334185839
Seriously, I'm too busy laughing to the VR to laugh to the retarded pose he is making to get the pic but can't ignore the dildo neither
>>334185839
>taking a picture of a picture that's already posted on fourtune
My head hurts
>>334171053
Why are those shadows so prominent when the sun isn't out?
>>334177971
this one never fails to make me happy
>>334185839
>the powerstance
>the dildo
>taking a picture of a computer with a picture of a computer
This is an amazing photo.
>>334185815
What part of it interests you? The wargame? Video games? The lore?
>>334171996
>a stealer of hearts and also playstations
>>334185985
>founded 7 August 2007
>>334171521
God this art is so fucking sick
>tfw no friends for tabletop gaming
>>334181820
Shoulda just punched him in the fucking face when he said that to you.
>>334177207
>stat requirements on weapons is stupid.
You can use the weapon all you want without the minimal stats
You just won't use it correctly at all and probably hurt yourself in the process.
>>334186272you do realize that most people here have been browsing for far less time right
>>334170239
I don't understand the whole part about everyone being disabled but I feel like the VN was trying to show these girls with disabilities as just girls and that these characters aren't defined by their disabilities. [spoilers]I just made this shit up, the game actually shoves the disabilities into your face a lot of the time which is rather annoying[/spoilers]
>>334183659
In the beginning most people were in fo the shitposting, Five Guys and Vivian threads were a lot of fun despite the assholes going after the real people. Then the death of gamers happened and everything became a fucking trainwreck. People were seriously into this shit and not in a good way.I'm still mad the other chan took my daughter
>>334179974
nigga, why do you fucking reddit fuck have to start with ">be me"?
Like no shit this story is about you, who else would you be?
>>334186292
classic
>>334168625
This isn't even cringe, he's just making things up
>>334186379
I thought I was the only person autistic and triggered enough to hate when people did that.
Why do so many of those contain guys embarrassing themselves in social media thanks to girls?
Do they live in their own little world where shit like posting your headset will make a girl love you? Don't they fucking realise they have 0 chances?
Jesus, it feels like a parody or something out of a cartoon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vs6B_scH3I
>>334183005
Yeah I didn't really see this as homophobic at all, to me it just seemed like the character wanted to be able to romance the character they liked in a way that suits their sexual preference. BUT FUCK YOU OP FUCK OP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Remember, there is always someone more socially awkward than you.
>>334178784
>LE WE R LEGJUN XDddd
>LOOK AT THIS LOSER DDXD
Something about rocks and glass houses
>>334170640
I only played the first one but this still makes me fucking mad
>>334182557
Yes they would, I am attractive and had no social skills. I would get laid all the time by sheer means of being attractive.
Girls would cut it off with me immediately after once they realized I just played video games all day but dgaf got my dick wet niggggaaaa
>>334186325
Well that makes sense. But I know some games have stat requirements before you can even touch some weapons.
>>334186557
how did you even find this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2lJ4vCPBRo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CeFdE7mh0U
http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/w/index.php?title=Assigned_Male&diff=21939&oldid=21879
>>334186823
IHE's been on suicide watch for months now
>>334170460
>newfags don't know this is fucking Jammno from FGG before /vgg/
just need some ruggadick
>>334175072
he is probly argentinian
>>334168625
thank for advice
>>334183849
This is some shitty fucking flashgame that looks like it should be on newgrounds. How the fuck could someone spend almost 5 years of their fucking life on it?
>>334186145
>>334186019
Where is the dildo?
The black thing on the bottom left looks like a sock to me
>>334186823
>Tom and Jerry Gorillaz Dare 7 time loop
What in the ever loving fuck is this?
Why does it exist?
Why does it look so professional?
>>334186879
I kinda feel sad for him after he got fucked by the youtube copyright system and Derick Savage.
>>334186674
jesus, how dense can you be?
>>334170091
I looked up the post and it's some of them most rage inducing comments and reactionary complaints I've seen come out of a mod for a videogame. tumblr is cancer.
>>334187197
tumblr is just /pol/ for girls
>>334187007
At least they are having fun
>>334187010
the fuck do i know?
>>334181280
http://www.wowhead.com/item=39769/arcanite-ripper
>>334184439
I remember when the url was burned into my mind. I always got the impression that both of them didn't really like each other, but had no other friends because of their complete inability to not be fucking wackos.
>>334182671
This makes me remember the times were some kids killed themselves playing yugioh and politicians wanted to ban anime
>>334187313
Holy shit.
>>334186272
checked
>>334171537
>300 word essay on memes due tomorrow
>still shitposting on /v/
help
>>334185764
>this kid whining and screeching like a baby over a palette swap
>>334187007
>see "KS Interactive Shrink" on the pic
>wait, they made some AI psychiatrist with the theme of the novel? gotta check it out>it's a giantess fetish CYOA
Man, I'm retarded.
>>334172331
>censoring the names on 4chan
haha one of those is you isnt it, fucking faggot. uncensor the names so we can raid
>>334171537
Only assignment where I'd never struggle to meet the word count.
>>334170460
>he gained brozouf
>but no gf
>>334187767
fag
>>334187878
>not wanting to shit on facebook normalfags
>>334167709
There's a cute girl I work with and she compares literally every game to Skyrim.. she was telling me how she was excited for horizon zero dawn because it's like Skyrim but more epic and RPG.
>>334185478
Nu-uh
>>334187919
>being a fag
>>334187949
Why are you being so mean?
:(
>>334173625
Sand niggas
>>334187919
Go back to /b/
>>334167925
What about 144 fps? A fucking rocket going at light speed?
>>334187806
Is smug anime face a meme?
What would you write about smug anime faces?
>>334171241
Damn Ellen Boddeker, that was harsh
>>334188050
Coz yo opinion stoopid
>>334187928
Did you try telling her that Skyrim sucks ass and that she's a casual who will be entertained by anything with "sick graphics" and "so cool cinematics"
>>334187767
>dude ebin raid time
I loved the years when you could post stickcams and other live cams on /b/. I'd always join in, be nice to girl(s), warn them about the raiders and tell them not to flash, get chat admin and ban the edgy fucks.
>>334171053
Charizard ain't even a Dragon type
>>334187796
That looks like some kind of african mask/statuette though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCd6GUfzP7U
>>334170640
Aren't GW aggressive in defending their properties? Wouldn't she get destroyed (since the last time this was posted someone said she had a donation/patreon thing)?
>>334178784
Post the other ones, lost my archive.
>>334188245
And how many of them fucked you? How much fun did you get out of trying your best to babysit people who you don't even fucking know?
>>334167709
>the fun in this game is like god
>>334171241
>she had to delete her Facebook because of this
Fucking kek
>>334184648
Warhammer 40K
It's a board game setting in the future that have videogames
>>334167925
>>334183773
I almost took the bait, until I saw that last sentence
>>334188254
Anon.. it was a joke, the whole dildo thing that is.
The real cringeworthy part of the pic is the VR :^)
>>334188254
I kindof miss those stores that sold gems and abo, african, Polynesian art which were mass produced knock offs. It was nice decoration for my college years. I even went to Australia and a real didgeridoo of good quality was like $500 so I just went to the store when I got back and bought a $10 knock off
>>334170640
Where is the fucking inquisition where you need them for emperor's sake
>>334188257
someone post the /pol/ thing.
>>334188354
How old are you?
Of course I didn't do it with any expectation of compensation from the girls. I did it because the impotent wailing of a 100 /b/tards was far more entertaining.
>>334175390
Yes
>>334184439
NO
DELETE THIS
STOP!
>>334178797
Could but he doesn't owe the world anything other than his taxes.
>>334183540
go back toourcontainment circlejerk on /a/, fag.
>>334187197
I went on the actual youtube video, just to see ifthere were any comments. There were some, but they were much tamer compared to tumblr that made it a national issue. They were more like, "why", "you ruined her character(kek)" and "this doesn't feel right.
The funnny thing is, if you look the straight Dorian mod, everything is normal, no crazy people saying you shouldn't do stuff to your game that might offend them.
>>334170640
>Complains that the Empire is exist and wants to change it
>But all the Genocide, mass murder, mind control and torture is A-Ok!
>>334188869
this is true autism.
>>334185764
>tfw own a shiny drifblim called Hindenburg
>>334170239
I can understand people liking a simple anime story, but after all these years... fer fucks sake
Poor little chilean, that post wasn't posted by one of yours >>334174907
>>334189039
She doesn't even know that the Imperial Guard do accept females
Even the Imperial Navy and Inquisition have female members in their forces
I don't know Tau Empire though
>>334175472
this is more like bad graphics card vs good graphics card
the left picture resembles screen tearing more than anything
>>334188254
>>334188468
bottom left corner you fucking retards
>>334184227
gracias por esto, pibe ;)
>>334178797
He could, but whether he does is entirely up to him, and he shouldn't be pressured into giving away money by mentally ill shemales with unnaturally dyed hair.
>>334188838
reimu is a cute name tho
>>334167856
>the money you've spent on the graphics card was a complete waste of time.
Uh
>>334189352
That looks like a sock to me though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2ARKcLbaDM
>>334189315
If you are Fire Caste, you fight, whatever thing you have between your disgusting xeno legs
>>334189073
But what if it's right? Not saying it is, but what if...
>>334189352
It's a sock
>>334188838
thats a cute name though. but
>american
she will either be a hardcore femnazi
or a fat slop.
>>334184086
Or the irony is that that doesn't matter, considering the lore will never progress to the point when big E gets off his rotting carcass of an ass.
>>334178123
sleep snug, smug
>>334189563
>>334189391
think of the poor girl, kids will make fun of her.
>>334183513
they don't fight as well, but they certainly fight much, much better than the average person.
>>334181212
Oh I didn't know it was some shitty side project. Actual thought it was GW sanctioned.
Thank you anon for soothing me.
>>334189483
>fabulous fighting game
>oh god please don't let it be jojo
>it's fucking jojo
GOD DAMMIT YOU FUCKING NORMIES LEAVE MY SHIT ALONE
>>334189674
this.
She would have been a normie if named Marisa
>>334189521
Then I will eat my fucking words and laugh forever because it would be pretty funny if it was intentional.
>>334172305
>bringing up an outdated book for your internet argument
>>334189483
>jojo lion
>>334170460
I remember when we had daily threads about this guy
>>334189674
>be ReimuSpoiler
>go to elementary school
>mean boys surround me
>"wow fucking weeb name!"
>other boys starts to talk in greentext about how parents these days are fucking fags and how cool their own ones are
>some bald, sad looking albino guy gives me a comforting hug
>big bully walks slowly towards me and bumps me at the shoulder
>"Can't even graze big and slow moving bullets, what a looser"
>some guy tapes a paper with "This person plays on Easy Modu" written on it onto my back
Holy shit the horror!
>>334171053
I'm still not convinced the guy who made this went far, far out of his way to get as many things wrong as possible on this. Charizard has three fingers on each hand on top, suddenly his left hand has four fingers. Like, there's just so many things off on this.
![[takes intense bite].png](https://i.imgur.com/qYWpfCG.png "[takes intense bite]")
