>"009 Sound System - Dreamscape" starts playing
>Notepad Tutorial
>it doesn't work
>writes; i dont have a mic on notepad
>clearly can hear him breathing
>types extremely slowly
>deletes entire sentences to fix one mistake
>video is nine minutes long
>actual fix takes you under ten seconds to implement once you know what it is
>cinematic 3fps
>windows xp
>cursor highlighted
>no more space on the desktop
>video starts
>LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>64 point text
>notepad not maximized
>has to delete the line after half a dozen words to continue typing
>makes a typo every other word
>strenuously backspaces every mistake no matter how minor
>types at under fifty wpm regardless
>the fix is a megaupload link
>greentext thread
>whoa nice
>>333934498
>the fix is a password locked rar that requires you to do 3 surveys
>"heres a link to the fix"
>"http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BGLNK4U"
>the link isn't in the description
>you have to type it by hand
>default windows xp wallpaper
>taskbar riddled with cyber AIDS
>desktop full of random bloatware
>>333934586
>the link is for ants
>have to go to fullscreen to get a good look at it
>>333934725
>Settings:
>Quality:
>240p
>>333934934
>try to see if someone has posted the link in the comments
>no comments
>he actually has a mic
>his voice is so high only dogs can hear it
>the guide has that black and white movie effect
>star transition
>lens flare
