Wait, I know you...
I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU... XD... X...DDD.... XDD... BUTTTT.... THEN I TOOK LE ARROW TO THE KNE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDD
>>333878165
*Fast travel immediately*
Vanilla guards are shit. Look like their armour was done on a made for television film budget. Use mods.
>>333878165
You're the hero of Kvatch!
HAIL SITHIS
>>333878284
hehehe!
>>333878165
>All hail Sithis!
All hail Sithis!
>Well if it isn't the slayer of glenmoril witches. How can I assist you, companion?
>walk back and forth
>now I remember, you're that new member of the companions, so you what fetch the mead?
Nords don't appreciate us. So what? I don't appreciate them right back.
>>333878917
bethesda should be sued for their inconsistencies
>>333879983
>Bitches that the Nords are racist dicks who stereotype him and his people
>Freely admits that he steals some of the cargo and the other Argonians are thieves and druggies
Sheeva was a qt though
CURVED
>>333878165
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE JARL!
(Persuade 20 Gold)
OH ALRIGHT! KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN!
Elder Scrolls should really stop trying to be so realistic when the end result is so laughable. But this is the same game that has horses walking up mountains, but the playable character can't.
>>333878917
hate to be that guy, but mods can fix this
>>333878917
>Kajiit. I know your kind. Always sneaking about.
>Keep your hands to your self Kajiit...
>HAIL COMPANION!
>>333880707
How can Whiterun swords compete?
>>333880707VICIOUS
NEVER
>>333883280
I love this one
>>333882634
>that mod that turns off random NPC dialogue
Thank fuck.
hoshtilities
>>333883701
I prefur mai books, and mai speyls
>>333883280
>condoms
Why would you do that?
Sarcastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBpN2vlJcL8
Never should of come here!
>>333884120
>Doing a quest battle with friendly NPCs
>Accidentally hit one of them because they ran in front of me as I was attacking
>NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
>>333884286
>Bandit kills me
>Asks me if i'm alright
>>333884286
>NPC companions never die
>use them as meat shields while I shoot arrows
>they keep stepping right in front of my line of fire
>hit one with an arrow and it counts as a stealth hit
>your attacks kill them
Holy shit, did they even playtest this game?
>>333878284
If I catch your hand in my pocket, I'm going to cut it off. Now excuse me while I turn around and ignore you completely.
>>333884286
God damn I hated that shit. It was fine in Oblivion where you had to strike them three times before they turn on you, but here I accidentally attack a friendly once and he immediately stops attacking a bandit that's literally standing right in front of him just to impale me with his sword.
THAT SPELL LOOKS DANGEROUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHL7zyLsQ2k
>>333885679
What the fuck are you on about, I literally go ape on friendly NPCs in the heat of the battle and they be like "watch it friend". I swear, half of the shit I was hearing about this game on /v/ seems to be urban legend stuff, and I'm playing the game on ps3 of all fucking places.
>>333881810
Horses can also report their own theft
>>333887128
That got fixed a long ass time ago.
>>333886364
>Walking any city with a dead thrall
Shit is annoying...
>>333887128
Another lie, I stole a few horses and did not get a bounty as long as no one is around/the owner is dead. I think you're just blaming the game for your lack of attention.
>>333880660
She was probably the only decent dock worker there. Guess that is why, other than Dreekus, she is the only one of two you can marry.
>>333878536
>Guards
>Ripped and torn tunic
Talk about television/film budget bullshit.
>>333886912
Fake
>>333880707
big curvespen*ses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qMdd96Dqko
>>333887415
>Make a sneaky lizard man
>hear about this lizard qt (only female lizard you can marry no less)
>get her amulet
>gonna propose
>she wants me
>set up the wedding
>Lydia's rotting corpse slides in through the door and pisses everyone off
>mfw
>>333878536
looks even worse
>>333888097
She's sworn to carry your burdens. Wither you like it or not.
>>333888251
Even in death she cock blocks me
>>333878165
>Can just walk away and you don't even need to pay or go to jail.
Wow.
>tfw fallout 4 was so shit the only memes to come out of it was toddposting and that wasn't even from f4
HEARD THEY'RE REFORMING THE DAWNGUARD
>arrow to the knee is a thing about getting married
>skyrim and fallout 4 take place in the same universe
XDXDXDXDXXDXDDXXDXDXDDXDXXD
>>333888438
>Hate newspapers
>Sarcastic
Yeah it was a bit lacking in the meme department, But hey the game was forgetable in general-
HAIL SUMMONER
>>333880660
tbf they don't even allow them into the city and force them all to sleep in a single cargo house
>>333879983
Then why are you even in Skyrim you dumb lizard fuck
>>333888640
>slavs were also in on the meme
>>333883280
what kind of name is Chaud
>>333887219
by a mod
>>333890643
FUCKING CHAUDS REE
>>333890643
Its the Norse version of Chad.
