>Tank: brb smoke
>dps "brb moms calling me"
>Healer: Sorry had a phone call...why are you guys all dead?
>Rogue turns on the mic so everyone can ear him ripping the vong
>av
>go afk
>>333789571
>accept game
>select heroes
>"pause and wait plz, brb restarting pc"
>BrB grandma on fire
>Last online 8 years ago
>brb, gotta put my wife's son to sleep.
>>333790209
I wish I had done something like that when I quit WoW. That I had been more decisive about not playing it anymore.
I wanted to be mid-raid, on vent, in between bosses and just call out "Oh shit, the fucking cops are here" and then never log in again.
I still hung around for like 5 months after I retired from raiding, plus I gave all my gold to a friend.
>>333790248
Kek
Smoking, drinking, and tattoos are degenerate. I hope everybody that does those things fucking does of their degeneracy. Weed is bad too.
>>333790421
You're a cuck.
>>333790431
what about masterbation?
>>333790593
It's ok as long as you do it with someone else.
>>333790593
It's a sin.
>Me: "brb door! I'll just put myself on follow so I don't aggro any respawns"
>Leave for the rest of the raid
>Profit
>>333789571
>brb smoke
>leaves mics on by accident
>hear him fapping
>comes back like nothing happened
>>333790805
>brb smoke
>leaves mics on by accident
>hear him fapping
>*unzips dick
>fap to faping
>make loud groaning noises to get his attention
>don't stop
>come back like nothing happened
>>333790431
I tip my fedora to you my fellow gentleman
>>333790593
masteurbashon
>brb fixing lag
>hahaha anon stop downloading porn XD
>>333789571
>Have a a team of good players but they are not focusing on the objective and it causes us to lose to a shit player team that works together.
>brb need to empty my buckets
>Healer: don't hit on me you silly boys
>is a dude pretending to be a girl
>healer: brb one sec
>tank pulls anyways
>wipes
>tank: WTF HEALER
>>333791276
>Hit on healer
>knowing its a boy pretending to be a girl
>>333790805
>brb smoke
>leaves mics on on purpose
>hear him fapping
>comes back like nothing happened
>>333789571
>brb breaking up bud
>brb baby aggro :)
>>333791503
>Healer is a dog who knows you think you know the healer is boy pretending to be a girl
>>333791553
Why the fuck would you need to brb for that? Faggots never heard of a grinder
>baby crying over voice chat
>Can hear his sister in the background
>Day dream about how cute she is
>brb insulin shot
>brb FBI
>Hear gunshots and yelling
>Healer: brb bf wants a quickie
>brb jail
>>333791808
>baby crying
>"mommy i need help!"
>healer: "you shut the fuck up, tommy! mommy is running a dungeon!"
>"mommy, please! i haven't eaten in days!"
>"tommy, i will beat the shit out of you!"
I wish I was kidding but something really similar to this happened in voice chat once.
>>333789915
>DPS making himself more useful by going AFK
>>333793638
>when your group is so bad that you do better overall when the worst people finally give up
TERA had a lot of these moments.
>Healer: brb bf needs a suck before work
>"brb mom's calling me"
>hear distant shouting
>hear a loud as fuck slap
>he comes back and is completely silent
>"dude are you oka-"
>"I'M FINE"
>he starts to quietly sob
>>333790959
>warcraft 3 map download capped at 100kb/s
>join game without new version
>close the porn xD
>kicked after 5 seconds even though download is half done because host wants to start
>brb my heart stopped
>okay my pacemaker fixed it
My friend is nuts, I have no idea why you'd keep playing.
>fighting last boss of raid zone
>4/5ths of raid dead, only a couple tanks, some healers
>one dps alive on vent
>boss at 1%
>"dinner's ready"
>"mum, I'm clutching, calm down love"
>boss dies
>enables mic to cough
>>333794461
>enables mic to sniff
>>333794461
>enables mic to cough
>HEH HEH IM DOING IT IRONICALLY HEH HEH
>>333794316
>those people who insisted on downloading massive maps in the game instead of using any of the sites available
Shit, the smaller maps were fine, but when people wanted to sit and download the huge ones, it really killed me.
>brb going to shoot intruder
>back, did it.
>that person who leaves his mic on while having a casual conversation with a person across the room from him
>learning more about their personal life than you ever want to know
>>333789571
It really is always the fucking tank isn't it?
Tanks = Normies
DPS = Teenagers
Mages = Elitist assholes who are usually 25+ years old, if they are not assholes, they are some of the nicest people you will meet. Its always one or the other.
>>333795084
You forgot to classify the healers
>>333795197
A healer is a mage
>>333794461
WHY DO PEOPLE COUGH SO MUCH THIS IS UNNATURAL
I've smoked 30 cigs a day and never coughed.
I didn't go afk either I had an fucking ashtray for crying out loud. Jesus christ people use a fucking laptop, nearly all mmo and online fps run on toasters nowadays.
>>333795084
Casters are at least competent most of the time and are chill dudes. Melee DPS is the fucking worst. They're all kids that don't know the game.
Can't look at Healers the same way after reading all of this beta healer shit I've been seeing for the last few years
>>333795251
What if they use alchemy?
>>333794629
>enables mic to clear throat
>>333795424
I have never played such a game.
>>333795484
>what is a medic
>>333795251
>A HEALER IS A MAGE
Off yourself, being a cleric is the most honorable profession that you can have, unlike those fools that study the arcane
>>333794461
>Mic on all the time
>People coughing, sniffling, eating, crinkling bags
>>333795757
Well if you're going to be like that then I would argue the paladin is a more honorable, respectable version of a cleric.
>>333795779
>burping
>>333795779
>friend who i regularly play vidya with refuses to use anything but steam voice chat which has an annoying delay on push to talk
>have to deal with this shit all the time
>>333795876
While paladins are certainly useful tools of the gods, they spend more time in tombs than helping out the needy
>>333796046
Spending your time killing evildoers is helping the needy.
>>333794461
>Grab a super chewy doughnut
>Grab a tall glass of milk
>Leave mic open so everybody knows how fat I am
>loud bong rip
>>333790902
>>333790805
>brb smoke
>he comes back
>we're all high
And they say you can't get contact high.
>>333796678
>guild leader hits his bong immediately before every boss during a dungeon
>still tanks better than most of the other tanks at their best
>tfw poorfag never got to experience WoW when it was great
>>333790063
>>333791553
>>333796678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jYMP1tz02Q
>>333790431
>inb4 i bet you're le fun at le parties
>>333790431
i bet you're le fun at le parties
