We make an ad for an upcoming Triple-A game. I will start with a classic.
IN A WORLD
OF DONGS
>>492746
WHERE ONE JAPANESE FAGGOT
DISCOVERS THE POWER
>>333771538
OF BBC
In an online only open world game where you pay £40 to "make your own fun" is normally where I stop listening.
HE
>>333771671
THE
SAMURAI GEI NO ASHI NO YATSU
>>333771776
THING
>>333771776
THE DEW
OPEN WORLD GAME
*it ain't me starts playing*
>>333771963
WHIT
AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS
WITH INTELLIGENT AI
PREPARE TO DIE
A MILLION TIMES
SOME
BODY
ONCE
TOLD
ME
YOUR A BIG GUY
FOR YOU
BOAT SLUTS
FISH MOVE OUT OF THE WAY
If this ends I'll narrate the thing.
>>333773301
IN A VAN
WITH DAN SCHNEIDER