Why isn't this sexy lady in Mario Kart again?
it reminded all the american kids that they have shitty moms who don't love them so she had to go.
Why isn't Pauline in Mario Kart?
Nintendo seems to have something against sexy women in Mario games.
Is she the pirate chick from Wario Shake It?
>>333728720
Yes.
It's weird, from the way the first game was set up, you'd assume she'd make more appearances because technically, she may have interacted with Mario and Peach at one point.
Heck, there's a jap manga where Mario, Luigi and Peach get involved with Wario and Captain Syrup.
Image highly related.
http://m.imgur.com/a/zQfmd#
http://m.imgur.com/a/EGPPJ#
http://m.imgur.com/a/KUEv6
Also, yeah, this is where that striking image panel of a mysterious bulge and Peach swooning came from.It's Wario's.
I'd much prefer Syrup in the spin-off rosters rather than Waluigi. She could have been that one female villain that would constantly team up with Bowser, for example.
>>333729739
why didnt i have Mario manga as a kid?
>>333730380
Because Nintendo never bothered localizing these worldwide.
Then again, there are clear obvious points as to why.
Kinda amusing watching Nintendo characters falling into these kind of situations though where they act lewd. I guess all of that was left as times went by.
>>333727796
Good lord. I want to bury myself in her plump ass.
>>333729739
Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Peach game when?
>>333727796
>that ass
>them tits
Mario gave that up?
>>333733792
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>>333733792
Yeah.
>>333734179
>fanart
>>333733792
Peach is nobility while Pauline is of common blood.
>>333733792
>Italian hooker
>Literal royalty
You pick.
>>333729739
So wait, Wario won over Peach with his big balls?
That's fucking hilarious
>>333729739
>Homo milk
I can't breathe, holy shit
>>333735058
homogenized milk is super real tho
>>333734557
>>333734787
Mario's been saving Peach for three decades, and all he gets is cake and the occasional kiss on the cheek.
>>333735437
A kiss on the cheek from a master race princess is equivalent to 1,000 orgasms from an Italian Hooker's assjob.
>>333727123
not designed by shiggy/nintendo ead
>>333735437
Man why you guys always assuming this. Yeah you see him get the cake but how the fuck you know what their personal life is like, there's plenty of time they could spend in between adventures
>>333731452
>left
That manga isn't really official.
For something Nintendo actually recognizes, take a look at Super Mario-kun. It even got a Mario Maker costume.
Although thinking again, maybe it's not so different.
Picture highly related.
>>333736310
I'll add that the main difference between Super Mario-kun and the Bom Bom manga is that SM-kun is more childish while the Bom Bom manga is more for teenagers.
Although SM-kun starts becoming very self-aware after a few volumes and it's beautiful.
Has Daisy been in the manga?
>>333736265
It's related to that retarded /v/ fetish about Mario getting cucked by Bowser.
>>333736530
Also:
Me and two other anons are working on translating SM-kun issues from French to English. We'll start dumping in a couple of weeks probably.
Expect Mario to be a despicable person. And lots of toilet humor.
>>333736681
In both Super Mario-kun and the series posted by OP, yeah
Although I don't know her characterization in the Super Mario-kun series because only a few volumes have been released in my country so far and Super Mario Land hasn't gotten an adaptation.
>>333736821
>translating SM-kun issues from French to English
color me interested in the outcome of that
>>333736821
>translating a translation
Pls no.
>>333736265
I doubt a man who still reacts comically to receiving a kiss is getting laid. He's nothing more than a bodyguard who does it for free.
>>333733792
If you had a choice between a Brooklyn slut and a Disney princess who would you choose?
>>333736951
People are too lazy to translate that jap shit, at least there are more people who know French better than Japanese to be able to translate it from french correctly as opposed to people who THINK they know Japanese until they butcher the entire dialogue and only grasping a similar approach to sentences.
And it's a fucking kids' manga, it doesn't even have a complex enough dialogue to care about it. Considering how lewd France is, I doubt they changed much from the original dialogue.
>>333736951
I don't know moon.
And the French translation is pretty good most of the time.
Besides, it's basically one gag after the other, I wouldn't say that having a 100% accurate translation to English is important.
>>333736963
Mario is clearly puttin' on a show for all the toads and shit. She is royalty, he ain't gonna start making out with her in front of the whole royal staff.
>>333727123
>>333727630
Christ! Why can't Peach, Daisy or Rosalina have big tits like that.
>>333727796
>>333734269
>Brunette
>Red lips
>Earrings
>Black heels
>Long red trumpet dress
Oh God, she's an A+ in my book.
>>333727796
Because we needed metal Mario+Peach and 30 fucking babies instead.
Reminder: Jumpman can't be Mario because Cranky Kong is the original DK.
Pauline is probably Mario's mother.
>>333739373
But he literally is.
Mario is officially jumpman.
>>333739373
Kongs age faster
See: Tiny Kong's new design
>>333739373
go back to game theory and your great ape war fanfics
>>333739373
>he doesn't know that apes age faster
Educate yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqmrztzTMtI
>>333739490
>Donkey Kong will die in your lifetime
>>333739490
Tiny got thick
It's very unsettling
>>333739485
>>333739490
>>333739542
>>333739650
>They dont just go with the flow and start writing incest fanfic
It's like I'm not even on the internet any more.
>>333739979
i've written two lesbian stories with Peach and Daisy
im doing my part
>>333739979
But Mario hangs out with Pauline in the Mario vs DK games
>>333737736
because its lewd
>>333736030
Neither are Daisy, Wario and Waluigi.
What's your point?
>>333734715
>>333734179
>>333741123
From the ones mentioned, only one had the privilege of owning two franchises and making subsequent appearances afterwards.
One got a single main appearance which consisted of being relatively just something to rescue and the other one hasn't made anything remotely important outside of the spin-off area.
Both have made appearances in spin-off entries, but have not been given any actual purpose to the series themselves and condemned as being nothing more than "Peach's Luigi" and "Wario's Luigi".
>>333727630
Why don't the Mario and Donkey Kong games use this design?
>>333743782
Because that's Catain Syrup from the Wario Land games.
>>333729739
>KC mario is on imgur
Oh goddamnit.
Please tell me there are more.
I saw a shit ton on some oldass thai blog, but most were broken links.
>>333745214
As far as I'm aware, I'm not sure. These were posted on a Wario focused forum.
>>333737382
But you live in a land where money just spins in the air freely.
Hot italian ass wins.
>>333745586
Fuck, oh well.
>>333735058
Where can I get the Wario Land manga?
