what if metroid was a boy?
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cringes externaly
Would literally be Space Cobra then.
>>333701061
i would have said Linus
>>333701192
its zelda
>>333700796
isn't that the porn wii guy
>>333701362
i wouldnt know
>>333700796
what if halo was a dog?
>>333701562
yeah, it's him
(nsfw) https://a.uguu.se/lslmsb.flv
>>333701192
the heels and crotch bulge , so sexist and objectifying
What if Zelda was a girl?
>>333701061
Cobra isn't nearly as autistic as Samus.
>>333702046
id rather not watch this.
>>333702197
just admit you watched the last few seconds
>>333700796
B U L G E ?
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>>333702468
no, i refuse to copy and paste that url.
you cant trick me into potential gay porn
>>333702046
What this supposed to be? Links isn't working g for me
>>333702630
bulge
>>333702702
Is it gay if it's solo?
>>333702723
The guy in OP's pic jerking off.
>>333702773
that.. bulge
Vidya has a genuinely disappointing lack of guys in skintight suits.
There's pretty much just Metal Gear and nothing else.
>>333702046
Doesnt really do it for me as porn but his got a good dick
>>333702864
depends on who is watching it.
>>333702864
Huh, I might actually want to see that. Shame it's not working for me
>>333702773
who would fucking coil their cock under their pants like that? Seems painful as hell. keep it straight god damn.
>>333702991
If you identify as a girl for a few seconds it will be straight but you'll be a whore. Impure.
>>333702983
found another one
https://a.uguu.se/rfrrsm.flv
>>333703316
Oh wow that song kills, havent heard it in forever
>>333700796
he would need far more "girth"
>>333702046
>>333703316
That music really ruins it. I guess this guy doesn't know that men, or women if he's straight, prefer to hear to soft moans of the guy instead of horribly outdated music.
>>333700796
it would look like this.
>>333703747
>>333700796
Zero Suit Samus/Shemus cosplay is the laziest cosplay
>>333703835
It's fine if it's a pretty lady
>>333703835
>Shemus
u wot m8?
>>333703956
I haven't seen this image in quite some time. I meant Hemus
>>333703956
>literally wot
>>333704112
>Hemus
like the irish airline
>>333704227
THICK
>>333700796
>>333702046
>>333703316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MF50UKCItU
Jesus fuck! It's the guy from TheBitBlock, isn't it?!
>>333704490
You have eyes, right? Of course it's him.
>>333700796
i imagine him more bara
>>333704490
>TheBitBlock
should we be familar with that?
>>333704643
i imagine it to be some gaming blog/vlog made by washed up amateur web porn persons
>>333704643
They are like a shittier version of GameXplain. They have a very young audience.
>>333700796
Funny thing is that you can do this in MH4U
>>333704490
what a fucking diva
>>333704784
>GameXplain
doesnt ring a bell
you just make these names up, do you?
>>333704784
>GameXplain
so another thing i dont know
why do you watch so much game related bullshit /v/
>>333704784
>TheBitBlock
>GameXplain
some obscure shit
>>333704938
>>333704926
>>333704723
Just look them up. Mostly Nintendo related stuff.
>>333705109
>Just look them up
No
>>333705109
>Mostly Nintendo
oh...
alright then..
that explains it..
>>333703106
>newfags
>knowing 70s anime
>>333700796
isn't metroid samus a tranny anyway?
>>333705275
That day pissed me off. Even a friend of mine bought into it and now she probably thinks I'm transphobic. If only she knew about Brianna Wu
>>333707118
>Matsuoka claimed this post was a joke.
>>333707118
thats bs
>>333707165
It's time to accept Samus' feminine penis.
>>333707118
He never said shemale. He used the Japanese word that's commonly associated with shemales. What was intended was that she was a human female and Chozo. At leas that's what I heard.
>>333707165
>>333707268
>>333707462
http://www.metroid-database.com/sm/interview.php
>>333700796
>warframe.png
>>333707462
newhalf?
>>333707118
>Secret about Samus only I know
That's clearly a joke and even if it wasn't, he's the fucking graphics designer, he has no say in the canon
>>333708061
>gamedev
>no say in canon
