I'm bored, when are you gonna drill me!
>>333677974
>these were cutting edge graphics in the 5th grade
I'm a minute spark plug
WERE GOING TO ARUBA
Hi, I'm Misty
My name is Brad.
You can sail the seven seas
>>333678357
I tried replaying III after SA and I don't think I can...
WHAT SHE'S MY COUSIN?
>>333680428
Do it. Do it for me. It's my fav game of all time.
>>333680481
MY MOTHERS MY SISTER
>>333680428
Gameplay and graphics wise is not THAT different. Now if you came from playing IV or V its a different story.
THIS IS HEAD RADIO
>>333677974
Messing to get correct 60FPS (physics) is pissing me off, limiter gets you 30, no limiter gets you hundreds (enjoy dying because you tripped and shoving cars around like Rekt it Ralph) and rivatuner gets me 60 with fucking drops, so i need to play at 75 with fucked up physics anyway. REeeee
>>333680567
I want to, I honestly never finished III, I started with VC when I got my PS2.
>>333680654
Well, you can't rotate the camera while driving like in SA so that kinda irks me.
>I'm hot and you're not!
I hope I'm not the only person to stop everything just to make sure that bitch was dead
>>333681204
Always carjacked that bitch to kill her
>>333681204
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
GET IN THE BACK AHHHH
SOMEBODY CALL A MEDIC
No families no respect...
Okay fido, let's go see Chica and get us some party favors.
You lookin for an ass whoopin?
*Nods at everything*
I'LL GRILL YOUR ASS
>>333683118
Was Fido autistic?
>>333683981
Claude was a man of few words.
>>333677974
Shameful faps?
>>333681204YOUNG MAN!
>>333684119
SA's strip club was awful
Now the Pole Position, that a good shameful fap.
>some unintelligible triad saying here.
Why didn't Claude fuck her?
>>333684275
There's a place you can go!
still the best radio station in GTA history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lPytfSy-04&ab_channel=LosGTARadio
>>333684505
Because he was smalltime
>>333684505
I was gonna say never stick your dick in crazy then I remember he fucked catalina.
>>333684764
>Mfw I played this at the pause menu whilst cleaning room with windows open
>Mfw neighbor thought I was listening to actual readio and asked for station
>I'll have a number 9. Fat boy.
>>333684505
>>333686004
That Bonnie/Clyde relationship she had with CJ was great.
>>333680428
Never played GTA before (just never really interested), and decided to get III after it went on PS4. Very disappointed, all the missions were "go from A to B"- with slight variations.
>>333687509
I feel the same way playing V after SA.
>It's a drive across the entire map with your buddy mission
>>333677974
You want me to drill you?
>>333687509
Try to think of it in context. Outisde of RPGs and especially on a console, the enviornment being that large and free to traverse in any way you wanted was revolutionary. You had the freedom to "cheat" missions by planning ahead and parking cars to block alleys for example. It was mindblowing stuff in 2001
>>333684119
>>333684281
not that shameful desu
>>333687509
>>333689647
Or the fact that you could fuck a hooker and kill her with a baseball bat in 3D.
>inb4 I do it irl all the time
I got VC with the strategy guide, and my 8th grade science teacher actually confiscated it because it was an "adult game". I was the most important person in that goddam school though when I had the sg. This was before you kids and your damned 4G and shit, mind you.
>>333684119
The black prostitutes from san fierroand the old one with saggy tits
![GTAhooker--article_image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4uwa74p.jpg "GTAhooker--article_image[1].jpg")
>>333690131
remember her /v/?
>>333687509
It was fucking groundbreaking in 2001. It wasn't about the missions, it was that you had a (at the time) huge and detailed sandbox you could fuck around in with a ton of different ways to cause trouble.
>>333679283
>I'm a minute
>>333690863
I fapped to hookers beating me up all the time. She was always my favorite but I did like the black chick. Theyre phrases were " I like it rough" and " you need some company"
Then in vice city they introduced knives on some of the prostitutes which was a pain but I loved the hispanic whores that would knee you in the crotch and make you fall down. I used to get them in a car and then drive to the beach near the water and hit them once and then let them beat me until I die. Still so hot. I remeber the hispanic one would say "im gonna break YOUR BONES" and that always made me diamonds
San andreas changed cpu logic. After some time beating you the pedestrians would walk away. Not these pedestrians. I used to get the girls who would fight near the los santos border on the beach, hit one and then run into an empty pool and let them hit me until I die
SOMEBODY CALL A MEDIC
YOU LOOK LIKE MY DAUGHTER
>>333692010
>>333692010
Dancehalldays
CJ? OOOOOOOOOOOAWWWWWWWH MY DAWG
Yup I been drinkin again
>>333677974
> I can't pause a online game, mum.
>>333693891
What is this?
>>333678357
no it wasnt
>>333677974
>this was hot back then
>>333677974
>YOU WANT THE CHAINSAW GRINGO?
>MY MOTHER'S MY SISTER
>I'LL GRILL YOUR ASS
>IN THE NAVY
>MY TOOLBOX
>CARPET MUNCHER
>>333693891
damn, the ending though
>i knew it was my old dog C.J.
damn you smoke why did you let the money get to your fat head
>>333699172
PEOPLE GONNA REMEMBER MY NAME...BIG SMOKE.
>>333678357
GTA games before IV were known for outdated graphics you could play on a toaster.
I mean compare GTA 3 to Mafia which was released around the same time, but wasn't a console port.
DRAGON STANCE HIIIYAH
