THERE'S A ZOMBIE ON YOUR LAAAWWN
>>333671061
it's me, your best friend
>>333671179
Flowey the flower!!!!
>>333671179
>>333671061
>tfw Plants Vs Zombies is literally the only good F2P shit on android phones.
>tfw everything post first game has been god awful F2P jew trash thanks to EA acquiring Popcap Games and firing the creator of Plants Vs zombies
is this one of those recruitment threads?
>>333671061
There's an under on my tale!
>>333671260
kek
>>333671374
>thinking this is the only time EA completely ass raped a franchise
oh you poor sweet summer child
![132a_pvz_singing_sunflower[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/SDuhF6K.gif "132a_pvz_singing_sunflower[1].gif")
I know you're type, tall, dark and dead
>>333671061
>>333672556
Are you retarded?
No one ever mentioned anything about this being the only time a franchise was raped by EA, except for your dumb ass
>>333673119
YOU WANT TO BITE ALL THE PETALS OFF OF MY HEAD
>>333673408
And then eat the brains of the ones who planted me here!
What did Dr. Zomboss do wrong and why was it nothing?
>>333671061
Sunflowers are for ___
fucking
>>333674138
>You will never creep in to a neighbor's yard in the middle of the night and jerk off and cum on to their sunflowers
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
>>333674235
anon what the fuck
>>333673982
A flower should not be sofuckable
>PvZ2 was a disaster
>PvZ:GW was another disaster
Why can't I just have a nice PvZ 2 game.
>>333674386
Man you must be retarded or something. GW was a fucking blast
>>333674376
Do you think it would still be visible in the morning, anon? Do you think they would look out their window at the dawn of a bright new day and see sparkling semen-stained flowers glinting in the light? A man can dream, anonymous. A man can dream.
We don't want zombies on the lawn~
>>333674235
Why would you want to do that in real life? Real flowers don't have cute faces to cum on.
>>333674235
Says who? Follow your dreams, man. Hell, fuck those sunflowers.
>>333674742
god imagine being sucked off by that peashooter
![Sunflower[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CZcEdAW.jpg "Sunflower[1].jpg")
>>333674742
>He doesn't want to know the pleasures of a sunflower on his cock
>>333674742
well now I'll wait until someone draws a face on a piece of paper, sticks it to a sunflower and jerks off to it
>>333674386
>GW
>bad
pick one because thats one game seriers Popcap/EA didnt fuck up
>>333674881
>>333675447
W-What is she doing?
I miss Plants Vs Zombies, from what I remember the second game was shit and the shooters are fine but they're not what I'm into.
Do the plants lust for their human owners?
>>333675529
eating ice cream
RIP PopCap
I'll never forgive EA
>>333674742
I just realized the flower in this picture has lipstick
>>333675984
They do it over and over again. RIP Bioware and Maxis
>>333675908
judging by how sunflowers,peashooters look they only exist for sex
i mean they feed off their owners load.
>PvZ came out in 2009
>>333676164
Fuck, how could I forget about Maxis? Those bastards.
Because of you sick fucks I think flowers and bees are sexy now
I hate all of you
>>333674742
would
>>333675447
source?
>>333671061
There's a blue bird on my shoulder.
>>333674742
a man can dream man
a man can dream
>>333675447
>>333674742
stop
>>333675984
I thought they made a sequel didn't they? Not Plant Warfare or whatever, but another defense game.
I loved the original.
>>333677875
Plants vs. Zombies 2 is F2P P2W crap. We all loved the original, anon, we all did...
>>333673335
>>333677589
When I was younger, I was into Just plain vanilla stuff, like lesbians and plain sex.
Now I want to fuck plants.
The slippery slope is real kids.
>>333676483
That's not so bad. At least /v/ didn't give you a shark tits fetish.
>>333678369
Why do you tell kids about your sex fetishes?
>>333671061
best WoW pet by a large margin
plus you get to fake out/piss off everyone in dungeons without even having to do anything
I wanna impregnate a plant!
Would you?
>>333678654
I already have
>>333678617
How can you type?
>>333678535
Maybe it's his fetish?
>>333678654
I would. What of it?
>>333678654
sunflowers are for giving you resources not for fucking
>>333678774
with my fingers
I also wanna impregnate a bee
>>333678809
>why not both.gif
>>333673547
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Did they fix the voice chat not working on the PC and/or buff the plants and nerf the zombies yet in Garden Warfare 2?
>>333679054
Rose is in the trash now, where she belongs. Lots of balancing changes.
I've yet to play in online matches. Is Citron as underpowered as he feels?
>>333679182
I meant after the rose nerf. I stopped playing around 3 weeks ago because the zombies outclass the plants in nearly every way and the voie chat for the PC version is broken and there's no text chat, so there's no way to communicate to your team.
>PvZ Heroes gets released
>it's got even more cute plant girls
THEY JUST KNOW
>>333677697
>I'm gonna suck his dick
>>333674386
GW2 is fun as fuck fampai don't know what you are smoking
>>333674386
How is 2 bad?
So when are we getting the two new classes in GW2? I noticed the two empty slots in the stats hub area on each side.
Would you fuck a zombie?
>>333680369
no
not cute enouf
>>333679717
That never occurred to me.Of course it'd be paid DLC, but I'm still kind of excited
Holy fuck its so damn hard to capture points as plants because the enemy team is half full of zoologists and marine biologists, plus the token electro brainz.
You get absolutely raped close range and you can't snipe them because of the four second revive
>>333680804
Why are zoologists and marine biologists so much better than the other options? I have them both but I'm not sure what's so great about them.
>>333671061
Who is this little whore?
>>333679483
>Let's see if these sick fucks would fuck a blue circle
>oh what's that?
>Literally all of them?
>>333678608
Is it illegal to fuck a flower?
>>333681528
idunno.
>>333681528
I doubt a single law has ever been passed regarding that.
>>333681070
It seems they have the fastest TTK of any of the scientist variants, at least from my experience. If the teleport onto you they will slap your shit unless you have backup or use an ability to burn them down. When there is a whole pack of them on the point then its really hard to handle their AOE close range rape plus their fast revive if you manage to kill one or two.
I think archeologist has better ranged damage compared to the others, but every time I get jacked in melee range its either a zoologist or marine biologist.
>>333681528
protip: if a flower is covered in water that means it has consented
>>333679042
I'm just
a Sunflower
but see
Me power
An entire infantry
You like the taste of brains
We don't like zombies.
>>333681669
Maybe the bonus revive speed should be nullified against other healers to prevent stacks. Would be nice if they took a little initiative to relieve that.
>>333681158
That little whore would be the Sunflower from the original Plants vs. Zombies.
Also, how have we not gotten anything about Chompzilla yet?
She's a big, raging Chomper with vines and shit all over the place.
>Cacti leaving mines on top of zombie spawn locations
Clevah girl
>>333671061
>Pvz. You shall be missed
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ
>>333682134
If you want classic gameplay, PvZ 2 provides plenty of that just fine, albeit meh in comparison to what could've been.
If you just want more PvZ world, Garden Warfare 1 and 2 are really good 3rd person shooters.
>>333682336
Well GW1 is filled with, I repeatMexican children it just gets worse from there.
>>333682517
Scoreboard, toggle mute all.
Now your only problem is latency.The whole open mic thing is retarded.
>>333682517
>forgets spoiler
>>333678842
Most bees are infertile though
>>333676483
It's hip to fuck bees
>>333681898
I think everyone's just been jerking it to the initial reveal characters. There's certainly a lot of characters I haven't seen yet.
>>333682673
>TFW we are fast-approaching the age when genetic alteration will be possible and all the furfags can actually go sod off and form their own communities.
>We'll also have plant-esques and insectoids
That is the day when humanity will enter into the Age of Flesh, a multi-hundred year age of perversion, decadence, and degeneracy raging until our world dries up and we move on to the next
>>333682336
>PvZ 2 provides plenty of that just fine
Its an unfinished cashgrab, anon. Don't delude yourself.
>>333682601
No, it gets worse.
After a vanquish they never stop taunting.
>im the best player on team
>I need heels real bad
>noob scientist gets a vanquish
>never stops taunting
>im almost dead
>he screams something in mic
>throws mega heal bomb off the edge
>toxic pea kills me
>>333683005
I understand, Anon. The best move would be to move to GW2, but that's not ideal for a number of reasons to some people.
>>333682925
How so? It feels like a complete game to me and you even get (almost) all your characters from GW1.
So what do I do with stars once I open all the chests, including the 200 star chest?
The only things I can think of is dumping stars on the fish to level up classes, and using them for Infinity Mode.
They should add more star sinks into the game, maybe let you purchase sticker packs with stars or something.
>>333683138
>The best move would be to move to GW2
No, I'm getting this pic relatedpiece of fucking shit because Im a tryhardbefore I move to next gen.
>>333683464
WRFGHFRTY
SPOILER Y U JO WORRRK?
>>333673982
She makes methorny.
>>333683464
That's one of the reasons I was thinking of. How close are you?
And if you really want, you could just Garden Ops your way up, it's arguably the fastest coin grind method for packs to grind for Skip Stars.I'm glad they did away with the Challenges system in 2.
>>333683464
I have only seen one person use this bastard in multi.
Apparently he can teleport around or something instead of burrowing.
I only have GW2 so I can only hope they make him unlockable through some other in-game means besides having a max rank GW1 account.
>>333673982
I'm growing sunflowers similar to that.
>>333683628
>That's one of the reasons I was thinking of. How close are you?
>im rank 123
Just a couple more hours.
>>333684028
>123
I'm so sorry, Anon. May Skip Stars and Retards on the enemy team come your way.
>>333684517
>May Skip Stars and Retards on the enemy team come your way.
Skip stars are my only hope.
Whenever the team is full of retards it either forces me with them or its just toxic peas and chompers.
>>333684963
>Toxic Peas and Chompers
What do you play per side preferably?
Also, I assume you're playing Gardens and Graveyards?
>>333685085
>Also, I assume you're playing Gardens and Graveyards?
Gng gets easy coins if you're team is actually good.
>What do you play per side preferably?
Zombies are to OP.
>>333685352
Well that's my shitty grammar
>>333685352
I meant like
>Scientists
and
>Sunflowers
What do you prefer to play on each side.
If you're on PC, I might join you on occasion.
>>333685443
>Scientists
Chemist to facking op
Marine biologist is to op
>Sunflowers
Obviously fire
>If you're on PC, I might join you on occasion.
>PC can't run shit
>>333685716
>PC can't run shit
I should have said that better.
