/v/ do you post serious Steam reviews?
>>333621315
I would if I thought my words were worth reading. I'm too afraid that I'll just get downvoted and "funny" voted to oblivion.
Well, I've felt this way since I gave Fable: Anniversary my serious opinion when it released on Steam. It got like 300 negative votes and dozens of "funny" votes, so it would be impossible to find it on the list within hours. People were PISSED all because I actually said I still liked it all in all.
I have hundreds of Steam games I could review fairly, but I can't make myself want to again.
I'm about to review the FUCK out of Tree of Savior.
>>333621315
>serious
>reviews
>>333621315
I don't post reviews at all. Funny reviews get the same degree of attention as informative ones, and the latter is far more likely to have retards screeching at you because you dared to criticized their favorite game.
I have. A few have been completely ignored, otherwise people clicked "this review was helpful" on mine most of the time.
Not really.
I actually make guides and stuff for games I really like though. It feels nice helping new players out.
>>333621315
I've done over 200 steam reviews
Of my top 10 only one is non-serious.
However my number two review is literally just a single sentence and it's the number one review you see when you look at the game's store page.
>>333622108
>getting butthurt over people disagreeing with your opinion
yes
I only ever post a steam review to protest if a company inexcusably fucks up and pisses on the customers, like with MKX
>>333625634
>leave game running minimized for a few weeks
>make le funny maymay review
It was slightly funny the first 10,000 times.
>>333625634
what games?
>>333625954
11000 hours means he left it running for one and a half years.
Once after the release of Payday2
The only game to piss me off to the point I went on a very long rant about terrible development practices and releasing the game early with less content than promised and roadwork for copious amounts of DLC's.
I got bombed with downvotes from the developers dicksuckers with many comments saying "lol ur wrong " and now they votebomb positive reviews due to microtransactions. Fuck steam reviews.
>>333626002
A Realm Reborn
>>333621315
>posting review
>at all
no.
>>333621315
> I left a review to a game I refunded
this is what a serious review looks like and its disgusting
>>333621315
> the review start with : I want to like this game...
>>333626138
Not sure if that would trick Steam but you could run it in a VM and then use CheatEngine to speed up the OS running time.
>>333628518
If I want to read walls of text I go to specialized websites and read about the game.
Reviews should be short and quick indicators.
I do.
My review of a certain sci-fi horror game still makes people butthurt.
>>333624481
That must have taken quite some time, anon. I admire your dedication. Keep up the good work making serious reviews.
>>333623056
If there's people I despise more than aspiring meme masters, it's gotta be the ones upvoting all those unhelpful reviews.
There's a "I find that funny" button for a reason but people never learn.
>>333628518
You call that a review?
>>333629129
>"It's shit." - Anon, 2016
Alternatively:
>"Took an arrow to the knee, 10/10 game."
Am I a memelord yet, /v/?
>>333630765
Not that short.
3 or 5 sentence should be enough.
