>your team gets fucking destroyed
>enemy team comments: "Ez"
>>333580509
>your team loses 50 kills to 40 kills
>you have 30 of the teams kills
>entire enemy team tells you to get good over and over
Why is this allowed?
>tell enemy team we're going to mop the floor with them
>enemy team replies: "you'll have to pull the mop out of your ass first"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>333580897
>Implying they're targeting you
If they are targeting you:
>getting upset about their lies
You'z a bitch.
>>333581327
They specificly target you, if you ignore them they start calling you out by name.
It's retarded.
>being this insecure
>>333580509
>saying this in LoL gets you banned
>win game by a solid margin
>enemy team comments: "ur bad, u only won because u use cheap tactics"
>>333580509
>go 4-5 in R6 Siege ranked
>enemy says "Ez"
Like clockwork.
>Enemy team beats you by considerable amount
>You were the enemy team
>get destroyed in a match because they're using a generic good deck they found online
>I am sorry
>I am sorry
>I am sorry
>>333581639
>play siege
>fun at first
>but then everymatch I get put against some faggot with a shield that one shot headshots with a pistol every time
>no other game rooms
>deal with this shit for 3 hours
>file return on steam
>put down "cheating"
>game refunded in less then an hour
>>333581779
>Getting mad about net decking
>>333580509
>rape other team with AUG/SG
>Nice COD gun faggot
>>333580897
>The shitter with 0 kills is yelling to votekick some dude
>>333582016
Nah, I'm more mad they're just spamming the Sorry emote over and over again
I get it if it was something unfortunate for me happening, like a good card coming out of a portal or something like golden monkey, but just saying it several times when playing with a generic secret paladin is pretty annoying
>>333581779
>be rank 20 because never play constructed
>queue up with some bullshit you threw together
>you have 1 of 2 options
>face hunter
>golden control warrior with all the cards he needs
every time
>match is a complete stomp with barely any enemies dead
>gg
>report them, because even something as fucking benign as saying "Ez" at the end is basically a guarantee ban in LoL.
>>333582630
>>333581450
Is this for real? Why are LoL players such fags?
>>333580975
This is great
>>333582701
Sure is. Communicating in general has become a bad idea in LoL, because there is a reasonable chance that somebody will take offense to it and report you. And since the banning system is run by the community, who are all equally as fickle, there is a good chance you will be banned.
>>333581860
Shields are the most cancerous thing in Siege, i've been playing frequently since launch, and I can safely say, they used to be much, much worse.
Sadly, they're still obnoxiously retarded, because Siege's netcode is fucking garbage.
>>333582971
If it wasn't for that I would have kept the game, It was a blast. But I can't deal with that shit. I rage too fucking easily for it.
>aboslutely buttfuck enemy team (im talking like gurgling a mixture of blood and teeth)
>do this 3 times in a row
>kill a guy without scoping in with a sniper
>"wow faggot, not scoping in with a sniper? your such a noob XD"
>"XD"
>""""""""""""XD""""""""""""
I just want to die
>>333580509
Sounds like butthurt league baby.
>>333580509
This genuinely makes me a ltitle mad
>barely win a ranked game in SF5
>run away with my points and refuse a rematch 2/3
Sorry, but I can't risk those points.
>Play solo off lane
>Carry team to glorious victory
>my safe lane's supports faces when
>ez game
>want to talk trash but game doesn't allow you to communicate with the other team
>kick enemy team's ass
>"you're just lucky, you play like shit"
>>333582701
The entire community is passive agressive as fuck due to riots shitty design philosophies.
>>333583032
I get that. I straight DSP it when I rage sadly, so I personally just gotta take a step back and cool off.
>"gg"
>Can't tell if they mean't "good game" or "git gud2
>Carrying team
>One of your teammates start to shit talk the enemy team
>gg at the start of the match
>enemy team starts shittalking like a manchild
>they lose
>still shouting obscene languages through chat
>report them
>look at their profile
>its a frogposter
>the shittalker is the worst player
>the quietest is the best
>>333580509
>Enemy team is winning and talking shit
>We win the whole thing 10 min later
>Spam chat with ":)"
I doubt there is a better feel in this universe
>>333584115
>play vs smug assholes
>start winning
>spam ? every kill
>spam ? every tower we take
>spam ???????? when we win the game
>they say nothing back
>>333583992
>intentionally start throwing encounters
>teammate gets quiet while the other team starts shittalking him back
>>333583407
Must be a german
>pic related happens
>>333584518
Ground Control to Major Tom.
>>333580509
>Killed less than a support
>Said support saved his ass multiple times during the match
>Dies once
>"Noob support"
>>333584518
>not being gregor and carrying your team to victory anyway
Though I admit, sometimes it's just impossible.
When you have five times the score of the #2 in your team, you're in for a depressive match.
>>333584613
>getting 62 kills
In that situation he is still gregor
>>333584115
anon I need the full image.
>>333582029
everytime
>>333580975
rekt muthafucka
>people start speaking Spanish
>mop the floor with Rocket League teams online
>spam "ez" and "what a save" everytime I score
>xXSlayerxX has left the match
>BobIsGreat2348 has left the match
>one guy stuck with 2 shitty AIs to help him out
>I start driving backwards and get backwards goals to really drive the point he is being rekt
lmao
>>333585053
Those are points, not kills.
>Joins team
>Everyone speak russian
>Players from the winning team are always first in typing "gg".
>>333580509
I'm glad nobody ever said that to me while I was playing this game.
Especially if they were using the 00 Raiser.
I would've tracked them down
>>333587058
>People start speaking French.
>Rest of people tell them to please speak in English
>They keep speaking Baguette.
>Enemy team wins
>The most useless guy on their team trashtalks the loudest
Every fucking time
![94a856b56ccd35974193f37f70e1693004641f79[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Z19x2DB.png "94a856b56ccd35974193f37f70e1693004641f79[1].png")
>Be the best player one day, people fight you but everything you do just works.
>The next day
>Play guy who is good, but doesn't seem like anything you haven't played against before.
>Sudden playing like a casual, and nothing you try works
>>333580509
ez pz lemon sqz
>>333587741
I am that guy.
>>333587906
This is the worst feeling in SFV man
Thank god they added re-matches so you can get back into your groove in the second match
>>333587390
Even worse. the guy with 62 points is better then the entire other team.
>>333587741
had that yesterday in CSGO
their bottom fragger was accusing me of cheating while I dropped a 40 bomb
felt good
>destroy the enemy team
>"close game"
:^)
>>333582893
Eh, then you just leave the fickle server and join a different one, or start your own server where you can be fair and reasonable and not ban anyone for hurt feelz. ... Or be a complete nazi tyrant if you want, it's your own damn server.
>play x character
>one team member will always tell you how to play your character, demand you to use your skills in bad situations
>that person doesn't understand x character's mechanics and counters at all whatsoever
>"ANON USE ULT????"
>reply with "No, that would be a terrible idea because -"
>"NOOB"
>they always want you to initiate for them
>>333587167
There should be a game where you can earn "BM points" during a match by BMing the shit out of your opponents, and you can then spend the points to do stuff like play My Little Pony sounds on their computer, or reverse their controls, or make it so the next text message they send gets changed to "I am getting owned! :D" or something equally hilarious and humiliating.
Many games get the whole "try to beat the other guy(s) in a competition" thing done well enough.
But they don't add in mechanics for gloating, shit-talking, BM, cheese, fucking around, stylin' on your opponents, or taking advantage of how your opponents are mad bad sad lads.
>but the point of a game is that you have fun, and encouraging BM reduces fun for the person on the receiving end!
Yeah but it's fucking AWESOME if you're on the giving end.
>>333582279
what is squelching
>>333587167
>implying getting people to rq in rocket league is a feat
nigs usually disconnect if you dunk on them in the first minute
>>333588554
Defense of the Ancients is NOT a game where the objective is for your 5 guys to wreck the other 5 guys' base.
Defense of the Ancients' objective is that you have 10 players all playing independently, and your goal is to be the Least Salty and Least Mad out of those 10 players.
Getting the other 9 players mad is a valid tactic, as is developing resistance to salt yourself.
When you stop playing DotA as a "5v5 kill the ancient" game and play it as a "10 player free for all don't get butthurt" game, it becomes a LOT more enjoyable.
>>333588803
Wait, so it's just a regular FPS or fighter or moba or whatever with a BM point system built in, or is it a game built entirely around earning BM points like some type of sim?
>>333580509
>destroy them next game
>they leave before the match is over and auto balance kicks in
>>333588980
Eh, you can work on the details for me.
You pick whatever sounds best.
But I don't like the idea of a game built entirely around BMing because then players will game the system, and work on gaining points as fast as possible (regardless of whether this makes their opponents happy or sad), and will accuse you of playing the game wrong if you play a strategy that earns fewer BM points, but which upsets your opposition, thereby missing the point.
>'Didnt know we were playing against bots lol'
>>333588313
I don't think you understand how League of Legends works.
>be an absolutely obnoxious, contrarian shitposter
>use logical fallacies, opinions based on misinformation and outright lies and slander.
>mfw everyone on /v/ agrees with my opinion
>>333589164
Isn't it a clone of Defense of the Ancients for Warcraft 3?
Everyone pretty much ran their own banlist for that.
>prehunt discussion in MH
>some fag is spamming the chat with tactics and telling everyone what to do
>types "UNDERSTOOD?" after each paragraph
>he ends up double carting within the first 5 or 10 minutes and instantly disconnects
>>333589218
Normally when I'm an obnoxious contrarian shitposter people just call me cancerous and autistic and imply that I'm underage
This also happens when I'm a kind agreeable normalposter. They still call me cancerous and autistic and imply that I'm underage.
>>333589258
>"I don't think you understand how League of Legends works."
>feed enemy team, say i'm having a bad game
>team gets pissy and trash talks me
>i don't get b& but they get a warning from riot
>>333589268
You didn't start spamming "THE CONCEPT OF LOVE" "HOOH" after every time he says Understood?
>>333589479
No. Kinda wish i did.
>>333589465
Okay fine. I don't know how League of Legends works.
But how do you play it if it's not people hosting their servers and joining to it to play a game?
>win a game
>hacks reported, fuck you wallhacking scum
>lose a game
>hahahaha hackers lose hahaha, reported, you suck, EZ EZ
every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gxdivYpRrI
dota thread?
>be 0 kills - 19 deaths
>still have twice the score as the guy second in the match
>its just both teams playing team deathmatch in an objective game.
objectives win games you useless fucks
>but my k/d
no fuck you
>>333589662
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>>333589662
Is he seriously just reacting to that salt emoticon or whatever?
>>333589545
Well if people can't run their own servers, who do you think does?
>>333589629
das some pretty good shadows
>>333589662
>>333589721
>>333589748
https://a.pomf.cat/dwkxtc.webm
>>333588554
Even though i don't play Dota 2, i had that experience when i was playing as Shadow Fiend.
There is no point in investing in ult at all because it's just useless weak aoe damage. You can do more damage by hitting opponents directly.
>>333589780
... The game doesn't have servers, and runs via some sort of Peer2Peer system?
>>333589662
His mother comes in saying "if there's anyone else ruining your game-"
"THERE ISN'T - RAOAORJHAGJAH"
Jesus Christ.
>rek high k/d fag
>he replies with "lucky"
>playing 3v3 pub rocket league
>winning 3 - 0 comfortably
>salty dude on our team starts telling other teammate to stop doing x
>we all get distracted
>opponents score, salty dude makes more comments
>rhythm is thrown off, lose 3-4
I immediately who's gonna be the shitter if they start talking crap early. Same hypocrites bagging on people for an early mistake, will then ragequit or make the same mistake and generally lose the game.
>>333589153
I actually sincerely once meant to queue up for a bot match (to test a champ)but my muscle memory made me hit ranked without realizing
15 minutes into the game I'm absolutely rekking and realize it was real people all along
>oblirating kid
>tell him to surrender because hes wasting both our times
>>333590487
lel sometimes in cs:go I will say in chat how the game is just based on luck.
always gets a few autists riled up
>smurfing on csgo
>just having fun running around mowing them down everytime with pro90
>every other game the enemy team replies "wow thats fucking sad, is the only thing you can use is p90 fag?"
>reply yes
>>333580509
>dave joins the game
>"hey guys i'm here"
>>333581450
>mfw I say it all the time and people just go out of the lobby fast as fuck and never report me
still, bunch of faggots for actually banning over that
>>333582701
because they get asshurt when their pride gets stomped after taking a being beaten in a game that takes no skill
>inb4 dota shitter
I reached fucking platinum within ½ month of not playing for 2 years
>>333581779
>>333584518
>star
Why would you be worried about a guy who got carried in esea
>>333591808
>stop using the weapon i dont like!
Every time, had an entire folder of butthurt from Gears 3.
>>333580509
The "gg" when getting rolled is the most infuriating.
>>333580897
>having 50 deaths
git gud mate
>''What a save!''
>''What a save!''
>''What a save!''
>''No problem''
>''No problem''
>Call missing
>Mid gets ganked 30 seconds later
>"omg why u no call miss?"
>This repeats until laning phase is over
>Lose
>Guy blames me for everything and says I should uninstall the game
>Lose pistol round in first half
>"Omg gg"
>>333582701
LoL personality Dunkey got banned from LoL for telling either a hacker or a game thrower to "get dragged into the street and be shot like the degenerate he was"
he got banned for "toxic behavior" where the griefer did not
>>333584085
>gregor
truly humanity's best
>>333593210
>loose first 3 rounds on mirage
>other team starts shittalking you
>eventually pull it back with your team of solos who dont even talk to eachother
>other team starts calling out "smurf, aim" ect.
>keep on winning
>"The other team is voting to kick X"
>this shit goes on for 10 more rounds as we constantly kick ass
>eventually switch sides and its 100;1 were gonna loose now
>end up playing against 4 bots
>they surrender
There is truly no better feeling
I've noticed a theme in CS GO that the bottom fragger is always the one flaming his team for some reason. It's funny.
Also i don't understand flaming at all, when no one is even saying anything to you except playing poorly for a few rounds. Like a dude doesn't clutch a round and some dickhead on your team goes ''oooh my gooooood ur so baaaaad, how'd you miss that omgggg''.
I can understand making fun of some retard or faggot griefing or being annoying on voice chat, but not this.
>>333582701
I often call assholes nigger, faggot and what not, but have never been banned or even forced mute. As long as you're cool and not a retard you'll be good.
>>333593229
Dunkey was 7 temp-banned for going on a long streak of such instances. You also can't be instantly temp banned for being toxic you will get chat restrictions before that. That means he has a long history of being toxic. Also dunkey is bad at league and to be completely honest if someone is playing bad and raging in chat I will report them, otherwise idc if they are toxic or not.
>>333591924
>random leaves the game
>"cya guys gg bros"
>>333580509
>have a team or tongueslapping invalids
>mages trying to 1v5
>focusing the tank
>building gimmicky builds even though they're shitting down our throats
>every time the enemy team gets a kill, they have an all chat circlejerk
>"LMAO NICE MAN"
>"omfg xD kill me i have 6k"
>manage to finally kill one of them
>"report yi for feeding xD"
>"lol sorry guys xxxxD"
>xx_james_xx joins the game
>"haha u guys ready to get owned?"
>>333582893
Aren't all bans supposedly reviewed by an actual mod before going through? They touted that when it was introduced at least, though everyone was always skeptical if it actually happened.
>>333593596
>Like a dude doesn't clutch a round and some dickhead on your team goes ''oooh my gooooood ur so baaaaad, how'd you miss that omgggg''.
I find nothing more annoying than shit like this. It's obnoxious as fuck and makes it harder to play when people constantly try to tell you how to play or give you shit when you fuck up. Not to mention people that just tilt right out of the fucking gate. I was dicking around on my smurf earlier and we're barely three rounds in before two guys on my team start crying about how the other guy already has 10 kills, isn't legit, and is going to get 30 kills easily. Then one fucking rage abandons when we're losing.
Playing Rainbow six: Seige
>Be Fuze
>Trying to rescue hostage
>Bored af and team very pissed at picking him
>Whole team is screaming at me not to use cluster charge when we are in the room outside of the hostage
>Rage pierces my headset and 2 grown men chimp out of the microphone
mfw
