>guy opens his mic to laugh
I open my mic to use my mouth to make fapping noises.
You mad, fagola?
>>333577990
How else you gonna know he's eating while laughing with his mouth open, spitting chips onto his screen.
>can hear his pet chickens in the background arguing with his pet goat
>>333578186
I remember being 15
>>333577990
>guy opens his mic to cough and yawn
>>333578317
2015 was a crazy year.
>>333577990
If you didn't hate fun, you wouldn't be triggered by other people having it.
>>333577990
socializing over a game ist still only socializing. nothing autistic about sharing your reaction to the current situation in the game.
Mute retards have ruined Dota.
>that one guy that rages to the point of having a heart attack
I play with this guy named Powderbones on PS4 and dude is legit going to have a heart attack one of these days playing Black Ops 3.
>mfw he yells at his 2 yr old daughter because he went on a death streak while she was trying to climb onto his lap
>>333577990
I dont mind if people open their mics to laugh at something funny that happened in game or that someone said.
>>333578414
^this bugs the shit out of me though^
>>333578186
and faggots like this^
but for the last 2 months Ive been using skype with some pug I found so I've got used to hear everything on open mic :(
>girl makes a terrible joke
>squeaky voice 17 year old opens his mic to laugh
>>333577990
Hahaha
>>333578561
this
but on the other hand >>333578414
this triggers me so hard
>>333580937
>Everyone on the internet
>my fat friends who eat shit with forks and knives while playing at 2 am and make sure I can hear it.
I always mute myself if I drink or take a bite of anything
>girl starts talking on mic spewing lol so random shit
>no boy in the room responds
>mute vote initiated
>"WOW, THIS WAS THE FASTEST THAT SOMEONE WANTED TO MUTE ME."
It makes me so happy to find a game that doesn't have virgins or white knights.
>>333580937
>Length is the most striking aspect of the penis, and because of this, it is the first thing and in most cases, the only thing women will talk about when gossiping with their girlfriends
I just saved this image, the mileage I get from it should be fantastic.
>>333580937
>girl makes a terrible joke
>squeaky voice 17 year old opens his mic to laugh
I'd probably turn on my mike to laugh ironically at this, completing the shit cycle.
>>333581432
you'll get plenty of mileage, baiting average guys fun as shit.
>hurr durr, girls don't like big dicks, they prefer 5 inch ones
>>333577990
>that guy who always had his mic on
>you could hear his fan in the background
>that guy was you
I don't give a fuck if it bugs you, my room has poor ventilation and if I don't have a fan on it gets incredibly stuffy.
>>333577990
>that guy who stays in chat after the group finishes playing a game and watches fucking movies with an open mic
>>333581363
Which game?
>>333580937
Every time I see a new image like this, the "average penis size" keeps getting higher, what gives?
>>333578536
ICE
F*CKING
BURN
>>333577990
>mfw not a kid anymore and can afford buy nice things including a decent headset for gayming
>mfw have to face adulthood, pay the bills and help family
>mfw all i want to do is play vidya with autists
>>333580937
Well yeah, I got a large dick if I press into the fat pad and straighten it, but you know I don't think that counts.
>>333578317
I'd still do that if I still played games that require ventrilo/teamspeak
>>333581750
more like server, i didn't expect a tf2 pub to pull that.
>>333581778
It's to trigger people. Simple as that.
>>333578186
>posts shitty tf2 animations
>acts like a stereotypical teenager
You'll become self aware eventually.
>>333581778
The BBC gene is starting to spread, remember to let your wife get the BBC gene to enhance our race
>>333581750
my guess is counterstrike
>kid opens shitty microphone and plays dubstep into mic
>coupled with his shitty internet and shitty computer he lags like fuck but he doesent seem to be affected by the lag when playing his "music"
>>333578414
Some people set mics to activate on a loud enough sound
>opens mic
What?
>>333577990
What's his name again?
>>333582004
>"music"
Trying too hard
>>333582027
When they actually talk it sounds lower than their cough/yawn.
>>333582256
hello small kid playing dubstep into from that one online game
>>333577990
YOU USE YOUR MIC TO TALK AND NOT MIC SPAM?
WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FAGGOT?!
GET OUT
http://youtubedoubler.com/fJyC
>>333577990
>Join match
>Rock music and crying children through speakers
>micspamming music that's crystal clear in quality because I'm using an mp3 player and a aux cable
>faggy teenagers ask how am doing it
>"he's probably using hldj"
fucking scrubs thinks he's the shit for thinking it's hldj
>>333579712
she's cute
>>333582694
>micspamming
No, you are the faggy teenager
>>333581747
>that guy who keeps his mic too close to his nose and you can hear him breathing
>that guy who overreacts to everything that happens in the game
>>333577990
it's better than opening your mic to say "lol"
>>333580937
How about a chart that isn't in medieval units?
>>333577990
>You tell joke
>No one opens mic to laugh
>You're now an unfunny piece of shit
I do it to acknowledge that others tried
I laugh over the mic because I have a thunderous belly laugh that sets off everyone.
>>333583419
the best porn is made in america, so naturally, people just measure in inches.
>>333583591
but FakeTaxi is the best porn around
>that guy who gives himself a colonoscopy with his microphone
>sounds like a slime dungeon
>>333580937
>>333580937
>press as far as possible into the fat pad with a cock ring on
>>333577990
is fucking affleck on suicide watch? every picture of him lately is so void.
>>333577990
>nobody laughs at anything, making the person taking the time to joke around feel like an asshole
>>333577990
> activates PTT just so everyone can hear his bong hit
No one uses mics anymore, shut the fuck up
>open mic to say something
>OH MY GOD ARE YOU A GIRL
>ARE YOU A FUCKING SHEMALE
>TALK MORE YOUR VOICE TURNS ME ON
;__;
>>333577990
>guy opens his mic to say "LOL" phonetically out loud
>speak
>asked to shut the fuck up
This is probably how it should be.
COSTCO GUAC?
*MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r7mxcIs6cA
>tfw
>>333583818
bahahahahaha
femalefake taxi is the worst shit man.
>>333580937
>pressed as far as possible into the fat pad
ahahaha
>>333578186
kitty0706, you're back from the dead?
>>333577990
I used to unmute my mic just to cough back in the Xbox Live days, it pissed people off so much. I have asthma, so I'd cough probably 20 times in a half hour session.
>>333586502
Where did you get that picture of me?
