ITT: I poorly explain games and you guys guess what game I'm talking about.
We'll start simple
>You're a 30 something one eyed man avoiding conflict in the forest.
>>333549749
Aluminium sprocket soft frog chef
>>333550276
Damn it, that was my next one.
Metal Gear Solid 3 faggot
>>333550957
Winrar
>Young boy abandons grandmother to sail the seven seas
Man-made calcium machinery the third chapter
Reptilian apetite
>>333551059
Windwaker doesn't even have seven seas. It only has one big blue square with smaller squares inside.
>>333551049
>>333551049
Dig dug
>>333551536
Winrar, nitpicking or not.
>You run around killing little girls for magic slugs.
>>333551641
Bioshock?
>>333551641
I want to fuck Isabelle!
I wanna do one
>you go around fighting animals lying to yorself about not wanting to fuck your teammate.
>>333551750
Got it in one!
>It's litterally just paper work.
>>333551864
>>333551978
Why are there so many furries on /v/?
> this time the ceilings are different from the floors
>>333551990
EVE
>>333552261
Nope!
>>333551990
papers please.
>that guy from middle school who wore nothing but flame shirts: the side scrolling shooter
>>333551990
Paperboy.
You're Fidel Castro with a machinegun and go Rambo on the current regime.
>>333552862
Nope! Paper boys dont even do paper work..
Unless it's a pun, I guess?
>>333552831
WINRAR
>You're a father whose's trying to do chores and fit into suburban life.
After meeting someone for a few seconds, you're in a city filled with anime stereotypes.
>>333553171
octodad
>rubber fishing line
>>333553361
That was fast. Are these too easy?
>Do drugs and make sure your daughter doesn't get raped
You're one lucky motherfucker that arbitrarily was chosen to be the first human because entropy made you climb the tower after everything.
You're a manchild who eventually goes nuclear after failing many times to save your best friend.
>>333553810
He's not a manchild.
>>333554164
t. chuunibyou
>>333551049
Wind waker
you're a god who must search for other gods in order to save the world
>>333554648
Already claimed, but yeah!
>>333553474
This one's a curveball. Last of us maybe?
>>333553474
Dead rising or some shit
>>333555107
>>333555110
No, and No,
HINT:
It's an indie game.
