A genie bestows you infinite money, but every purchase you make MUST be vidya related some how. What's your first buy?
Every single F2P
All the shitty MTs
Fucking ruin everything
Wii U Pro controllers, Gamecube controllers and an adapter so I can have big Smash 4 U parties.
Video games probably. Maybe something to play them on.
EA. Put all funds into making Spore the way it was meant to be made. After that crash the company.
a body pillow with dawn from pokemon on it so i can fuck that skirt
A Neo Geo arcade unit with a 100 in 1 multicart
>>333549307
Beautiful Female Japanese Prostitutes, dressed in cosplay of my favorite vidya characters.
It's vidya related.
>>333549307
Probably some radically over priced prebuilt gaming pc.
>>333549307
An Intel processor. If money's not an issue, I'll buy the strongest i7 on the market and a strong motherboard to go with it.
I got into serious PC gaming when I won an AMD FX-8350 at a TigerDirect drawing and built a PC around it. It's been good to me, but anything PS2 and later it emulates like ass.
>Every single amiibo for sale.
>Online, at the shops, eBay, etc.
>I would then place them all in my super Mario bros 3 themed semi truck and the 40 extra wagon attached to the back.
>I would drive the 1000~ miles to the grand canon and drive them directly of the edge.
>Weep slowly and happily as I collide with the rocky ground.
>>333550002
>>Every single amiibo for sale.
>>Online, at the shops, eBay, etc.
>>I would then place in a row, end to end, for miles and miles
>Shove each of them in my anus to test which on is the best until I can acheive orgasm
>>333549307
I buy ubisoft, EA, and beth
then sell everything so
>all shitty people contributing shit to the industry are now jobless
>I can buy non-vidya related shit
>>333549424
Ruin f2p? It's not possible to ruin it anymore, anon.
>>333549808
/thread
>>333549307
>Buy a fuckton of rare games and arcade cabinets and open a used vidya store/arcade
>Resell old vidya for cheap prices for guaranteed profits
>Genie money can be used to keep the store open forever. Money provided by my customers and not from the genie can be used to buy housing/food/etc...
>As long as there's stuff that can be sold, I'll be financially secure for the rest of my life and I can just play games in the store all day
>>333549808
This
Every copy of Nintendo World Championships grey and gold, Stadium Events, PAL Kizuna Encounter, Campus Challenge, etc., every game worth $1000+, sell them all for normal money.
>>333549307
Well, seeing as how food or water isn't video game related, I'd die of dehydration in a few days
>>333551564
>Not surviving on a diet of cross promotion foods
or
>Fund the creation of a video game themed restaurant
>Eat regular food, but with video game based names
>>333549307
I'd use it to hire people and create a new studio and make my own games. Make my money for food and shit that way.
>>333549307
Fzero GX arcade cabinet and the mario kart double dash arcade cabinet. I'd buy exclusively vidya food from then on and build a house with a vidya theme in every room. pretty much anything is vidya related if you stretch it enough
>>333551846
Fuck! Why didn't I think of F-Zero AX. Good pick anon
>Buy the entire videogame industry
VIDEOGAMES have to start over again
>>333551564
>die of dehydration
>when Gamer Gear Water exists
I buy Nintendo and shut them down so autistic fanboys will cry.
>>333551732
>Find an italian restaurant named Mario's or Luigi's
>Eat there for the rest of your life
>What? It's totally game related
>>333549307
Finally have companies make the games I want instead of just deviating enough from what I would want for me to not want to play it.
I would buy train simulator with all DLC for everyone in this thread
>>333550839
>spend billions in various f2p markets
>to the point where you've destabilized the entire real world economy
>>333550002
>cops looking over the wreckage
>why would he do this?
> I think it's the only way he could... shoot his goo
Eroge companies, and then let them make games with actual budget.
guns guns lots of guns
then I buy companies to build every Metal Gear
then I buy mercenary groups
then I rule the world
Then I get everyone to give me shit for free
>>333550002
You know that means Nintendo will just make more since you bought them all, right? Hell, they'll make even more since you single-handedly made it a breakthrough success. You really don't think things through, do you?
>>333549307
Black coffee, because it's a popular item in RPGs. TWEWY has it, and many Metroidvanias have consumable tea.
Then a handkerchief, Solid Snake used one that belonged to Sniper Wolf to get past the wolves somewhere in MGS.
Then a skyscrapper, there's a sim game out there about building and mantaining skyscrappers/ It's shit, Big Rigs kind of shit, but it exists.
As vidya usually simulates aspects of real life to make itself more relatable-or as a matter of worldbuilding-, it naturally follows that any service, product or commodity I want and can purchase must exist within vidya. Checkmate, djinn.
>>333551319
You'd need to hire some employees so you can chillax all day watching the genie bucks going out and the profits coming in, but good plan otherwise. Just that your margin might be a little less than what you expect.
>>333552665
Your building is low polygon, and you cannot enter it.
>>333549307
>buy video game company
>sell video game company
>genie money successfully laundered
>>333552605
>suddenly huge market gap for amiibos
>but little to no supply
>>333553076
Then just load me up with some Hot Chili dogs and an Empty Leg. In a few weeks, I'll have more ATK than the fucking Hulk.
I buy several AAA devs and raise everyone's wages to seven digits but I make them do inane, completely senseless and incoherent things to fuck with them
All new AAA releases will take on bizarre, avant garde themes and gaming will be saved because modern CoD gamers will be marginalized
>>333549307
Fund every shitty kickstarter I see
See what those faggots do with a million dollars
I buy stocks from vidya companies
and a $25k gaming pc because why the fuck not
>>333549307
>tfw this is all I can eat for the rest of my life
fuck
>>333553565
>not pledging enough so that it's $1 short at the last minute
Someone say genie?
POST GENIES
All the pop funkos I can scavenge
>>333549307
I buy all the game companies, and make them make video games exclusively for me.
>>333553783
M A K E I T R A I N
>>333553783
UHNTISS UHNTISS UHNTISS BABY
>>333553783
If genies grant you infinite money... do half-genies grant you only half of it?
>>333553783
But that's only half a genie
Shit legs, I can't fap to this
>>333549307
All the best developers in the industry to make great games, using my infinite budget to fund them.
>>333554325
You get about 60 bucks
>>333549307
>buy all the exclusive vidya related action figures I come across
>buy vidya games worth 1mil
>sell the 1mil game twice as much
>use the money from the games for food, ect
>then live the easy life
>>333549307
I scoop up all those juice Konami properties.
Metal Gear, Silent Hill, Castlevania, Bomberman, etc.
>>333554325
infinite divided by 2 is still infinite
>>333549307
I'll buy a bunch of Twitch camwhores and start my own '''''''''vidya''''''''' streaming service, among other things.
An exascale super computer
So I can play every video game to ever exist on maximum when I'm not running human brain simulations or whatever.
I'd build a sega land right next to the nintendoland they're building at universal
>>333554332
She's trying her best
buyout and make e3 great again. anyone who so much as suggests their console does something besides play games will be shot on site. no wagglan either.
>>333549307
How would this work?
Do I get piggy bank or some box that makes money when I need it?
Does the money disappear when its not vidya related?
>>333549307
Funding all the VR waifutech necessary to have a Filiafu
>>333549307
buy a ton of consoles and shit then sell them for dirt cheap and start amassing real bux instead of game genie bux
A pile of porn and hentai games
>>333556826
>>333556172
Magic wallet, always pulls out the exact amount you need in change.
Louis Vuitton everything.
