What are the most misleading game names?
Alone in the Dark
Guild Wars 2
Almost every fighting game excepting for Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat
>>333502521
>Street Fighter
>You don't fight streets
>blob all over the Balkans and Italy
>pass Renovatio Imperii
>annex France
Get wrecked froglet
>>333502734
>Tekken
>No technical guy named Ken
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
Rune Factory
Portal
There's two portals
>>333503029
>tfw no game where you play as a factory worker who makes runes
>instead you getthe best gril Raven
>>333502350
but you are alone in the dark.
>>333503045
no there is only one portal.
It has two openings, but it one portal, much like any door in real life.
>>333502864
>King of Fighters
>King isn't even the main character
Bravely Default. WTF does it even mean
>>333502791
???
Final Fantasy
>>333503284
you meant Pia right?
>soul sacrifice delta
>there's no alpha beta or centi
>Defense of the ancients
>Ultimate objective is to attack the ancients
phalanx is the most misleading by far.
>>333503651_no
Black & White.
It was rather colourful in a pastely shade kind of way.
>>333503551
>final fantasy
>final
>fucking 23049 sequels
just let it end im so sick and tired of it
>>333502350
You're really alone in the dark dude
>>333501868
>inb4 Mystery of the Druid
>Dark Souls
>there's just one Dark Soul
>>333501868
Beyond Good and Evil
>>333503707
you do sacrifice souls tho;_;
>>333504481
This.
I never got it - is it because Jade is just documenting the truth, and the truth is neither good nor evil?
Maybe I'm just a godamn retard.
Legend of Zelda
Metroid
Final Fantasy (obv)
Devil May Cry
Sunset Overdrive (Wat not a racing game?)
Rayman (has nothing to do with sun rays or a man)
Henry Hatsworth
>sonic
>never breaks the sound barrier
>has nothing to do with sound
>>333501868
>Silent Hill 4
You don't even visit Silent Hill
>>333502871
>He's a plumber and I don't see him wearing a tie
>WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN'T TRUST THE DAMN TITLE
>Remember me
>Wasn't rememberable
>>333504265
The first one was supposed to be the last game from Square. They were going under until it came out.
That's where the name comes from. One last kick at the can.
>>333504652
>Legend of Zelda
There's a legendary princess
>Metroid
You don't play as the metroids but they exists at least
>Devil May Cry
There're a lot of devils on those games and the objects they drop are called tears
>>333504841
But you do remember it m8 :^)
>>333501868
Just Cause
I thought it was some dudebro title where you blow up things "just 'cause"
>>333505034
oh you cheeky motherfucker
Team Fortress 2
There is clearly no teamwork and I see no fortresses.
>>333501868
>wolfenstein
>doesn't take place in castle wolfenstein
>>333505058
>where you blow up things "just 'cause"
That's what it is though
>HOLY
>ROMAN
>EMPIRE
>>333503707
>centi
Resident evil
>>333504620
Does it have to do with the Nietzche book?
>>333505359
I never understood the localization name. Biohazard makes a lot more of sense
>unteralterbach
doesnt tell the player anything about the games content
>Half-life 2
atoms decaying plays no role in the game
>>333504652
>Devil May Cry
Well those devil may or may not cry when you stab them in the guts, you never know
>>333504754
>game obviously titled as Sonic THE HEDGEHOG
>not just "Sonic 1" or "Sonic"
>but Sonic THE HEDGEHOG
>misleading
I think you're just dumb
Funky Barn
>the barn isn't actually funky
>>333503551
I remember some literal reatrd on summer camp, like below 90 IQ saying shit like 'durr, Final Fatansy be the same all the same all games!! durr, when is gonna end, durr!!!' and me and my two lads, who by the way are super handsome and smart mocked him for this shit
good times, I hope he is dead
>>333505130
The barns in 2fort are fortresses for the mentally handicapped mercs.
>>333505058
It's a double entendre, the game is about freedom fighting and a cause that is just but also you just blow shit up for kicks.
>>333505130
what is 2fort map
>>333505875
LMAO
>>333501868
>Final Fantasy
>Killing Floor
>Rune Factory
>Ogre Battle
>Nidhogg
Unreal Tournament.
It's pretty credible, you know. I mean I'm seeing it happen. If you told me "lol these people are fighting in a tournament instead of fighting a war" i'd be like "No way! That's unreal!"
But now that i think about itWHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE EXACT SAME PLOT FROM THE HUNGER GAMES WHAT THE FUCK
>>333502864
>Tekken
>isn't a character in Phantasy Star Online
>D4: Dark Dreams Don’t Die -Season One-
>there is no season two
>sleeping dogs
>it's mostly about mafia dudes
>>333504362
Humanities are dark souls though.
>Watch_Dogs
>Main character's nickname is The Fox
>>333506104
Nidhogg is a character in that game. Nothing misleading about it
>>333506104
>Nidhogg
But there's a dragon ingame
>>333505440
Lambda complex in black mesa, a location pillar to the series. Lambda symbol is the logo of the game and also is a symbol of atom decay, it also represents the decay of earth after the clusterfuck of portals
>>333501868
>HOLY
>>333504620
I heard that it was originally supposed to be called BETWEEN Good and Evil, and then some exec remembered having read the epic title of a Nietzsche book somewhere.
Not that Between Good and Evil is a particularly great title either.
>>333503707
>beta
>centi
>>333507747
>>beta
>>333507339
>>333507321
I don't get to play as him, he just gets to eat me
It should be called "Fencing Simulator 2013"
>>333507346
NIGERIAN
>>333505058
>just 'cuz
>>333502791
This faggot is od'ing on meemes
>>333501868
>Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
They're clearly grey.
fuck off /his/, your HRE meme is forced and unfunny. You guys have only ever made one good joke and that was the Finno-Korean Hyperwar.
>>333501868
voltaire is an overrated fucking faggot
>>333508378
Oh fuck you.
>>333508480
This, buttmad frenchies can stay anal aggravated. Pickelhaube or bust
>>333508480
t. Habsburg
>le ebin belgian aristocrat of scepticism
All this time as a /pol/ colony and yet this is the only meme you fags have?
>Donkey Kong
>there are no donkeys
>>333508480
That's a /gsg/ meem that predates /his/
>>333510376
>Dong Freeze
>His dong is warm because it is covered by fur
>>333510404
t. jewhan
>Dragon Age
>You only ever encounter two or three actual dragons per game
MGSV
It's a Farcry x 24 crossover.
>>333510404
>mfw /his/ is just old /gsg/ with a whole board for themselves.
>>333505535
YOU TAKE THAT BACK NIGGER
>>333511218
But /his/ hates map painting games.
>>333503468
Fuck off, you retarded 12 year old.
>>333501868
Drunken Robot Pornography
Paper Mario
mother 3
>/his/ """"memes"""""
>>333514550