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>>333397249
Is that matthewmatosis irl?
the cuckoldry goes deeper with each installment
A BBC is up his wife that's what's up!
These shitty avgn cuckold memes were never funny.
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST.
>>333398281
I still don't get where they come from, do memespouters just decide they don't like X so they call it a cuck?
>>333398435
The black sidekick got the girl at the end of the avgn movie. I think most people don't even know this, though.
>>333398631
I didn't samefag shit.
Disagreeing with something stupid doesn't make me a shill or a samefag.
Burn it to the ground!
post dongs from transylvania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Os4ldBEiZE
>>333399021
That poor girl, taking all of Mike is effectively abuse
>>333398631
You wish memespouter.
Who's gonna take me where to do what?
>>333397875
New avgn episode
>>333399538
He's gonna take you back to the past to let you fuck his wifes ass.
>>333399398
nice paint
>>333399783
ur late senpai
>>333398435
/tv/. It came from /tv/. Then they came here and made several threads starting with "HIS GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST!".
Basically because the scene that >>333398745
described was taken out of context, the "AVGN is le cuckold Ecks Dee!!!!!" meme was born.
>>333398423
TO SEE HIS WIFE TAKE BLACK COCK UP THE ASS
>>333400105
that would hurt
>>333399996
>paint
>on mobile
>>333400103
I should have expected it arrived from forced meme general.
Your favorite AVGN episode and why?
>>333400881
Plumbers don't wear ties because it's fucking hilarious
>>333400210
FOR YOU
So, he wants to do better content, which mean we will get less videos each years.
>we can never have a normal AVGN thread ever again
This meme with his wife's not even funny, but I am amazed it's lasted this many years. I wonder if James and/or Mike visits /v/ and sees it.
C V C K
>>333400103
>Defending being a cuckold
Back to the cuck shed.
>>333401475
how'd it even start? is it from the movie?
It's funny to think there was a point at which I would have cared.
This episode is actually fun.
>>333401864
I think so, when the black guy kissed the girl in front of him.
>>333397249
>What's AVGN?
>A vagina.
>>333400881
episode 113, sir
the script was fucking brilliant
> I might carve a giraffe out of wood and decorate it with Christmas lights so I can put it up in an albatross nest. Did you expect me to say that? Probably not.
>It's proof that Jesus died in vain and legally changed His middle name to "Fucking"
>Comparing Legends controls to Mario 64 and OoT controls
Didn't Legends come out before PS controllers got analog stick as standard?
I liked the elm street part, actually a pretty good sketch.
>MAKES FUCKING SENSE
>>333401864
It was during production of the movie and his wife wrote a blog post where she jokingly added that she could provide a female perspective on the movie. And the autists here took it completely seriously and just went with it.
I liked it
>>333403467
Yes.
It did still come out after Mario 64, so they still don't have an excuse for the tank controls.
A really good episode.
"...Nostalgia Critic?"
"Now that's fucking stupid!"
it actually felt like an old episode
It was good. It's interesting to see how he intermixes the traditional game reviews into the "plot" of each episode.
But honestly, giving the episode a moral lesson just feels cheesy most of the time.
>>333403775
I don't remember it but can't you change the controls to strafe with the shoulder buttons and turn with the d-pad? Or am I thinking of another game?
>>333400881
Transfomers
I beat that Mega Man DOS game. It really was atrocious. IIRC it's press F to shoot, J to jump, and I forget the rest but your fingers were spread the to the farthest reaches of the keyboard just trying to play it.
I'm surprised he covered Legends. I thought it did suck tbqh. I remember this one part where you're trying to aim at some airship thing while you're on the ground and the camera was going apeshit spinning in circles and I couldn't see shit. After that I didn't care out good the rest of the game was, it already pissed me off enough to leave a permanent sour taste in my mouth.
>>333400881
TAKE YER DAMN CLOTHES OFFPlumber's Don't Wear Ties will always be the Magnum Opus
>>333407360
Is Plumbers even a game tho?
>>333400881
Nintendo World Championship is pretty good.
Atari Sports too
>>333400881
Either Plumbers don't Wear Ties or Swordquest.
>>333407360
>Oh, I get it. He's a plumber and I don't see him wearing a tie.
>WHAT THE FUCK?
>>333407360
>Get it?
Top episodes:
1. Ghostbusters
2. Silver Surfer
3. Dick Tracy
>>333408354
>Dick Tracy
NO CONTINUES??
>You will never drink Rolling Rock on the Roll n Rocker
>>333400881
Castlevania Quadrilogy. There's something really comfy about it and I love the subject matter.
>>333401563
What's wrong with being a cuck?
this episode was so bad
>literaly AVGN cocksucking hour
>doesn't really say anything interessing about the dos megaman game
>shittalk megaman legend of all the games in the world because he totaly can't into tank controls
the AVGN is dead
>>333408841
It's really irritating how he pretends to be angry. At least in the old ones it sounded real but when he went on and on about text boxes and explosions in MMX5 it was just bad acting.
>>333408561
WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I love that episode because you can tell he's genuinely pissed off.
>>333408841
buttmad legends fag detected
>>333400881
Plumbers don't wear ties or the Double Vision special on Intellivision and Colecovision.
Sega 32X is also hilarious with the fake 90's ad.
He done gone takin ya back to before today?
He be playin some dem elctronical boardgames that are of low quality and not fun to play?
>>333409162
The episodes where he gets really pissed off are great.
>HAVING THE FUCKING UP BUTTON JUMP IS FUCKING FUCKED UP
>>333397249
He knows there's fake hair powder you can buy, right?
>>333397249
He should have given the past nerds fuller hair.
>>333397249
Legitimately hate this man
>>333408841
Tank controls are shit. Deal with it.
>>333408841
lol
No, it's seriously an incredible episode. You can tell he put lots of effort into it.
>>333409941
They're actually not tank controls. With tank controls, you can only move forward or backward.
>>333400881
I don't know why but I fucking lose it every time I watch Action 52 and Cheetahman and see the descent into madness.
>I CAN'T BEAT IT AND I'M TRYING AS HARD AS I CAN
Plumbers Dont Wear Ties is probably the best episode though.
>>333410495
So this one's gotta be good, right?... IT SUCKS MONKEY FUCK LIKE ALL THE FUCKING REST
I love AVGN but I also love Legends, flaws and all. Does he really hate it? My heart may not be able to take it.
>>333400881
>that part in the Dark Castle review where he tries to mute the music and it gets stuck on that one low note
I love James so much
>>333410969
He doesnt really "hate" it, he just doesnt really care about the things it brought to table, since he grew up with the NES and SNES megaman games.
Legends sucks though, you shit.
>>333409124
>but when he went on and on about text boxes and explosions in MMX5 it was just bad acting.
That stage isn't even hard either. I mean yeah the text boxes are annoying but they're not that bad since you can just button mash through them.
>>333409124
The text boxes were fucking awful in X5. X6 is fucking dogshit but at least you can ignore the calls.
I havent versed that well into megaman so I'm curious about a thing, when did Inafune take the helm as a director for the series?
>>333404408
>Oh, its MechaGodzilla, I should've known
>>333411138
>Fortunately, you have the option to turn the music off, but you have to turn it off at the right time, when there isn't a note playing. Or else, it SUSTAINS it.
>duh-duh-duh-dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>Isn't that the fuckest thing you've ever heard?
>>333403441
those aren't funny
>>333411727
>And everything is so small, so fast, and moves in such irregular pattern, hitting your mark is like pissing into a shotglass that spinning on a record player strapped on a wild cheetah's back while you're riding on a unicycle blindfolded.
>>333399021
How likely do you think it is that they fucked wearing those costumes?
>Who are you?
>I'm you but balder.
>>333411829
The fact that it keeps going as he's talking just fucking kills me. Bewildered James is cutest James
>>333409334
everything about that movie is perfect.
Why the fuck does James say "Bury" so retardely?
>Fuck this game, please do a review on it. You asshole. Thanks.
>Wow! I guess I gotta do it now!
Cracks me up every single time.
>>333403892
>But honestly, giving the episode a moral lesson just feels cheesy most of the time.
I dunno I think its funny. Like its going its so over the top to try to be an emotional story when its just a dude playing shitty games.
>>333409941
Anyone that cannot use tank controls are objectively to retarded to live.
Fact
>>333411654Never.
>>333397249
Kinda sucked
>>333400881
TMNT because it was the first episode I ever saw and I laughed my ass off even though I had gotten dumped for the first time in my life that very same day.
>>333402447
I laughed at that.
>>333397249
Just finished it. Surprisingly decent ep on the story/skit part of AVGN.
Really nice how he tied the 10 anniversary with the time traveling. It was nice seeing him go back to old areas even though it was obvious greenscreen. As if its an area you can always revisit. Seeing how he looks on his past work for some reason inspires me to create some creative myself.
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who though the Toxic Avenger episode was good
Hasn't it been 12 years? Wasn't his first video made in 2004 Simon's Quest?
>>333398423
TO WATCH HIS WIFE TAKE A BLACK DICK IN THE ASS
>>333412546
Serious question here - anywhere to watch/download this online? For free, obviously. Most of the usual sites don't have it because it isn't a "real" movie.
>>333400881
Episode 2
>>333412621
Nobody thought Toxic Avengers was good.
>watching any episodes post-2010
That's when he jumped the shark into not acting and trying to pick up the slack by scripting shittier jokes. It just doesn't work anymore.
>>333397249
He really missed the oppurnity to poke fun of Mighty No 9, or at least mention it in some way.
The ep not only covers he 10 years as the nerd but it also talks about the rise and fall of Megaman. He should at least talked about its shitty successor in some form.
>>333412226
He's from New Jersey. He did a whole Bullshit Man episode on how he pronounces things all fucky.
>>333410969
>"Some people say this game is good, in the same way some people say anchovies on pizza is good. You could do much worse."
>>333412610
Sadly his parents original house, the original "Jekyll and Hyde" episode house was sold. There's a video he made a year or two back where he recollects on that original house, and a playground near it. It's called "The Dragon of my Dreams" I think, it's a great watch.
But yeah, lots of the places he can't go back to anymore. And taking all his posters down, moving consoles and televisions around .. he did a really good job with it though. When it shows past James talking into the plush bear/rabbit (cant remember) it looks pretty seamless.
>>333412705
just torrent
>>333402447
I actually laughed at that, the kind of juvenile humor he used to use.
>>333412842
>He should at least talked about its shitty successor in some form.
That's funny, because a proper successor did come from IntiBecause Inafune wasn't involved
>>333412657
10 years since he registered the YouTube account. If you actually watch the video you'll see he goes back to 2004.
>>333412621
I have still never watched this or the Bugs Bunny episode
>>333412621
I'm pretty sure even James has admitted that the Toxic Avenger episode was bad. Apparently they had to improv the episode because Lloyd didn't have the time to wait for James to write a script.
>>333412842
I think not mentioning it is much more classier.
Also the moral at the end can also refer to it, when he talks about letting stuff rest to not run it into the ground.
>>333413217
That is what I'm saying It has been 12 years of him making videos, not 10. Does he not know how to count? Or does his website video uploads not count?
>>333398193
>>333398078
Now that the shitty cuck meme is dead, can anyone contend with AVGN as the best video game show?
>>333413182
Maybe you missed the part where there aren't really any trackers because it isn't a full release movie.
>>333413390
the anniversary is for his videos for being hosted on youtube, not him making videos
Youtube wasn't the first site to host his videos
>>333413390
Are you daft? Or did you seriously not watch the video, he literally explains that it's been 10 years since he made the YouTube account.
also from the video description
>For the 10 Year Anniversary of the Nerd's YouTube channel, he plays the Mega Man games, good and bad. The horridness will test him to the limit. To make it through, he must turn to the past!
>>333413109
Ive seen Dragon of my Dreams, very good emotional video.
Going back to the houses though, its kind of sweet. We all have memories in old houses/places that we will never be able to see again. My best friend recently moved out of her house, she lived there for 22 years, all her life. I have 22 years worth of memories and videos of that house. And Ill never be able to set foot in any of the rooms ever again.
Which is why I think its heartwarming seeing the nerd revisit his old places in memory lane through greenscreen.
>>333413217
>If you actually watch the video you'll see he goes back to 2004.
Did you actually watch the video cucker?
>>333413503
Game Center CX?
>tfw i like X7
Is megaman DOS really that bad?
>>333413503
Mark is the purest man on the face of the planet.
>>333413552
>Youtube wasn't the first site to host his videos
No shit retardo.
>>333413513
So you can't torrent it? that's weird, I did when the film first came out
>>333400881
Ninja gayden
>>333413625
yes
and you have shit taste
>>333413608
Yeah, did you NTRetard?
>>333413794
No I just hate myselfI beat x7 3 times and liked
>>333413503
He is still a cuck. What are you even talking about?
>>333413696
>calls me "retardo" when he can't even read the description of a youtube video
Eat a dick
>>333413503
Arino's
>>333413638
No.
>>333413617
Haven't watched enough to pass judgement on this.
>>333397249
Best video in years desu family
>>333401475
> I wonder if James and/or Mike visits /v/ and sees it.
I doubt it. James seems pretty clueless about things like forums, imageboards and social media
Honestly they both seem stuck in the 80's
>>333413870I also beat it 3 times but that was because I'm a fucking completionist
It's still a terrible game
>>333413994
>read description
>not what he states in his video
So he lied
Retardo
>>333410969
don't worry. james knows nothing about games, but he has to do these videos because that's where the money is at
>>333414051
>Thinking the opinion of someone who hasn't even watched all of the Kacho's opinion is worth a shit
You're not qualified to speak about any gaming show, faggot.
>>333414154
For some reason i like X7
i don't know why
>>333400881
Spider man. I don't know why but the line "Its a super bomb!" just slays me every time I see it. Also "This is a game boy. Here's the game, heres the boy, gameboy".
>>333413873
>tfw you will never have a strong black guy to enrich your qt redhead gf
I still remember the disappointment with that waste of time, money, and development with the movie. My heart goes out to everyone that donated to that shitfest. The biggest let down of the decade.
>>333397249
so this took nearly 4 months to produce? Is it worth it? Does he still have the fire, the eye of the tiger? Or is he just rehashing his "shit,fuck,cunt" library?
>>333413019
So am I and I don't talk like a retarded.
>>333413190
It's Gunvolt actually good? I want to play some megaman
>>333414347
>My heart goes out to everyone that donated to that shitfest. The biggest let down of the decade.
Everyone who donated and didn't think James was going to produce the same exact B-tier movie he loves and talks about all the time is retarded.
The people who donated for MN9 got scammed way harder, thankfully I didn't donate to either.
>>333414469
You sure type like one.
>>333414186
>"It's been 10 years since I first began broadcasting to you through the miracle of youtube technology..."
Now go eat a dick moron
>>333414501
You can pirate it, just go for it. Buy the game if you want to, I don't care.
It's a pretty good action side-scroller
>>333413638
He's a cool guy, too bad mostly console player.
>>333414682
I get my pure, innocent PC related fix from LGR.
>>333397249
It was good.
He got the old Nerd rage right this time instead of doing that anxious/forced rage that he had in the last 3-4 episodes.
>tfw its actually been 10 years
what have i been doing with my life ;-;
>Calm attitude
>Genuinely useful advice
>Skilled and passionate about the games he plays
>Soothing voice
Why won't he make more videos? He's got a pretty good chemistry with Mike too, much better than Mike and James.
>>333404125
i know you can do that with 2 but i don't think 1 does
>>333397249
>"I quit" -yeah right
Urghh what time is it the 3rd time he jokes about it?
>>333414970
He's cool, but honestly kind of boring.
His battletoads videos were great though. He should do more walktroughs
>>333413390
He didn't upload the first two videos before 2006.
Why is the quality of Jame's videos on his website such shit quality? I mean, some of them are at the wrong aspect ratio and they're incredibly pixelated? The youtube versions look better, but the issue is some of the episodes are exclusive to the site, like the Atari Porn video or the full version of the Super Mario 3 review
>>333414970
Does he have a youtube channel of his own? I enjoy Mike and Bootsy videos a lot.
He has a very humble melancholic feeling to him when he plays the old games.
>>333414970
>typing out an identical post to one you've made in the past
why would you do this? do you want a complete replay of a conversation you've already had? were you disappointed in the responses you got previously?
Oh shit it's the post police, hit the bricks!
>>333415304
Not him but I do this too sometimes. Sometimes you just want to see another direction the conversation could go from your post.
>>333415220
maybe because of the shitty video player he uses for his site.
>>333415304
If the post is still pertinent and I hold the same opinion, and the thread warrants it, then of course I still enjoy discussing the same topic.
It's not like I'm doing it every 30 minutes.
Its up
>>333400881
The informative ones like pong consoles, Double Vision, and NES accessories are great
Dark Castle because that game is completely fucked
Batman Forever segment of the Batman video because his anger is legitimate
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is the best one overall though
>>333400881
Action 52. I dunno, i just like it.
>>333414325
THIS GAME SUCKS MY SPIDEY-BALLS
>>333415754
Is that John Green?
>>333414682
AVGN is an exclusive console player.
>>333400881
Ninja Gaiden
Because funny
>>333415939
I know, It just feels wrong that they didn't experience the PC side of things too.
the GOAT AVGN episode coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omW1E7rv7IM
>>333415939
>AVGN is an exclusive console player.
He's played some DOS games before
>>333416106
He literally plays a DOS game in the newest video this entire thread is about. He played his own AVGN game on the computer. Big Rigs is PC only.
AVGN plays a lot of PC games.
>>333410969
>>333411230
legends is like twilight princess for me.
I don't particularly like the gameplay all that much but the environments are great.
>>333398745
Bullshit, people were calling him a cuck before that movie even came out.
I remember the thread when someone posted the gif of them kissing, /v/ lost its mind, everyone saying cuck confirmed.
WHERE DID THE HAIR GO
>>333416626
I only started seeing the cuck posting after the movie. You might of seen a few cuck posts here and there but when cuckposting was new they called every e-celeb a cuck
>>333416697
oh you kids, wait till you get in your 20s and you'll start to feel the aging burn.
I have hair that goes down to my shoulder blades and I still have a thin spot on the top which ma. Rest of my hair covers it but that little spot is obvious if I cut my hair short again.
>>333401021
>>333407360
This.
My second favorite is the Nintendo Power one, I love James just reminiscing about old shit from his childhood.
>>333416626
It started when his wife wrote a blogpost on cinnemassacre saying she wanted the cast for the movie to be more diverse.
>>333400881
Hong Kong 97. It was hilarious.
>>333417069
>20's
confirmed for shit genetics
>>333417069
>tfw in my early 30s and still have a full head of luscious hair
Feels nice knowing male pattern baldness ain't in my family.
>>333417069
Not him but I'm 29, and there are no bald spots to be had. Don't blame your shit genes on aging a little being guaranteed to go a bit bald. Blame your parents.
>>333417156
Balding doesn't really matter as long as you own it. If you hide it, it's fucking embarassing.
>>333414970
>piece of shit
>nigger
The chat just went fucking crazy like a bunch of kids on 2nd grade.
>>333417069
Your hair genetics most commonly come from your Father on your Mother's side. So seeing his hair pattern as he got old is most likely what will happen to you.
Luckily my Mom's Dad's hair was nice and thick well into his 60s.
>>333401563
>Back to the cuck shed.
you mean /tv/?
>>333417465
Did he actually say nigger?
>>333414970
He's a nice guy, but has literally no presence on camera. James is the best "character" in videos such as Board James and AVGN, Mike is somewhat okay, and Bootsy just not good at all.
>>333417360
>this is what people with shit pedigrees actually believe
>>333417560
Yeah.
>>333417069
I saw somewhere that specialists predicted the real "cure" for baldness (not that lotion bullshit) isn't far ahead in the future, like less than 10 years.
>>333417532
I don't that's always the case. My Dad's side of the family has amazing hair genetics, and that's what seems to have transferred to me. None of them are balding at all. It just thins out over time.
>>333417658
I bet some bald fit fag could pull mad weeb poon at some anime convention cosplaying as saitama.
Was better than the stuff he usually shits out.
However, I wonder if those "emotional moments" are supposed to make me think "Wow, he sucks at acting".
>Hurr It's not bad bcuz it's shit on purpose!
>>333417532
>your Father on your Mother's side
You mean your maternal grandpa?
>>333417734
>10 years
I'm not even 30 and my hair is already thinning out, I'm going to be a fucking scrotum gun before those faggots can figure out a non-snakeoil cure for baldness.
>>333417532
>tfw hairline at literally 19 years old
>tfw nobody else in my family is balding
Every day I feel like the JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP guy
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
>>333418327
>tfw have more hair on my testicles than you have on your head
WTF ARE YOU DOING LAD?
>>333418327
For crying out loud, just go full bald at this point.
>>333418327
Just shave it at this point bruh, and try to find a look that goes with it, if that means you grow out some facial hair or have to hit the gym then whatever.
I hope your head isn't comically round.
>brags about his HDTV in the intro
Doesn't he know that's the worst way to play anything pre-7th gen? He's going to get delay out the ass.
>>333418327
What am I looking at here, a thigh or kneecap or something?
>>333418854
Framemeister
>>333418854
His old tv probably died and couldn't find a decent new one.
It's going to happen to everyone soon.
>>333400881
The four episodes covering Castlevania. He really like that series.
>>333417069
>in my 20s
>still have a lot of hair
>both parents are in their 60s and still have a lot of hair
Feels good
>>333418327
>Youngest of 3
>Oldest went bald
>Middle is greying like shit but not balding
>Grew up with horrible dandruff and it still comes up if I don't use shampoo made to help it
help
>>333418854
He uses a Framemeister, anon. It scales your shit signal to HD.
https://solarisjapan.com/products/xrgb-mini-framemeister-compact-up-scaler-unit
https://youtu.be/43dzrCAfU3A
I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer.
He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding.
I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
>>333417296
give it time.
Just look around you when you go outside you dumb fucks.
>I'm special theres no way i'm going bald or have thinning hair nuh uh not ever
>>333399021
What episode and link please?
>>333400881
About all the shit I am to young to know about (Atari, Odyssey, Collecovision) or my country simply didn't have that shit (Sega CD, 32X, almost all Nintendo accessories).
Also, those in which he talks about entire franchises, like Terminator, Jurassic Park, Castlevania.
>>333400881
>Plumbers don't wear ties
>Halloween
>Spiderman games
>Hong Kong 97
He seems to have lost a lot ofweight
>>333412842
I feel like i've been on 4chan too long because of this, but has anyone else noticed the title makes it look like beck is showing off his "mighty no 9?"
>>333400881
plumber don't wear ties or gliches, so fucking funny both
>>333400881
Sword Quest by far
>>333419898
>tfw made fun of girl a in my college class a year ago for shaving her head in support of cancer or some shit
>tfw hair is thinning rapidly
is god punishing me
Life is suffering.
>>333412481
AESTHETICS
>>333400881
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
>>333419627
>>333418985
Speaking of the that, is their any chance a firmware update will fix the gap when the game switches resolutions? As great as this thing is, games that switch between 240p and 480i mid-game are unplayable.
>>333417570
>Bootsy just not good at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mxA-FFJ8wI
>>333418985
>>333419627
Oh shit, I could really use this.
I love these times when /v/ is informative and helpful.
Are the people here who are bald also white? I go to school and all the white people in my class are white guilt cucks who are balding.
>>333421373
It seems like he also plug all his other consoles on scalers, too.
>>333419627
>expensive third party hardware and console mods
>to make the games look like on an emulator
lol
>>333418461
That's nothing to be proud of. You are still a greasy fat fuck with no life.
>>333400881
Plumbers don't wear ties. The bizarrensss of the game gets me every time.
>>333415270
He has his own channel but never updates it
>>333419741
Wait, what happened to his wife?
First part of the episode was good then he ruined it with after effects.
It made me realize how shitty Megaman got with the time, perhaps is better tif it stays dead.
>>333397249
It was pretty good
>>333416697
He's 36. It happens.
>>333400881
I've watched all the Castlevania ones kinda fanatically. I mostly end up liking those where he has someone else to talk to.
>>333419898
hong kong 97 was the shit
>>333421979
You sir are bald.
>>333400881
All the hardware review episodes. He's at his best when he talks about the history and background of the stuff he's reviewing. Too bad that he actually believes that people watch him for his acting and toilet humor.
>>333400881
Nintendo Power and Super Mario 3 are also great
>>333423180
That damn song got stuck in my head for the rest of the day after watching it.
>>333402447
those were actually buretty good
>>333412330
Anyone can use them, that's not the argument. It's just that they were shit then and they're shit now. Just like how your grammar is shit.
>>333412330
I haven't played Megaman Legends so I didn't get upset at that part.
But with that being said, if I did I would probably feel like James - what has any of it to do with Megaman?
>>333422426
Two year old pasta
>>333419741
nice fanfiction buddy. do you get off to pretending someone you don't know has a miserable life?
>>333423856
As much as Paper Mario has to do with Mario.
Legends is a 3D RPG Adventure game. It doesn't play anything like a Megaman game, not even a "what would Megaman play like in 3D?". That spot would go to x7.
>>333409658
That would require admitting he has a problem.
>>333402447
>the most pissed off clone's rant
10/10 line delivery
>>333400881
The Power Glove was his pinnacle. His golden age was Karate Kid to The Power Glove. That's when the Nerd character was its most raw and natural. It felt like he wasn't acting during that era and that the anger was legitimate.
>>333423538
oh god i fucking forgot about the song
>>333400881
Street Fighter 2010 because it feels like a Gamecenter CX episode.
>>333423208
You sir don't belong here.
#baldpride
>>333400881
Can't decide, all the Halloween ones.
>>333425241
>starts with "You're dead"
>ends with "Live with it"
>>333400881
Nightmare on Elm Street
Plumbers or Power Glvoe is probably best though
>>333423538
>>333424686
The new AVGN game has a fucking remix of it too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIFF_6cnAw8
>watching an autistic manchild cuck who;s obsessed with old shitty games
>>333425372
You don't go DEEP enough
>>333400881
The Castlevania marathon are some great videos.
I particularly like his Karate Kid vid in its simplicity, all the lines, while simple are greatly delivered.
>Oh boy, I Hate this game it Makes me want to kill myself
>>333416697
Honestly, he should've just taken a black marker and colored it in if he knew there'd be so many behind shots.
>>333425372
>Dead with it
Sounds silly Anon.
25 minutes and less than half of it was about the games. But at this point i don't know why I expected anything else.
@ 13 minutes
>mongolion wood carving board
>>333425372
Source?
>talks about how excessive dialog and story is a bad thing and ruined modern Megaman.
>mfw
Finally someone has the balls to say it.
>>333419627
There actually still is some delay though. It will never be the "authentic" experience these guys lust over. If they refuse to play on an emulator because it's "not legit" then using this device wouldn't be either.
>>333409334
>when a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it, just add ice
I don't normally feel autistic, but this triggered me.
>>333426354
Nigger you have no idea what you're talking about.
>>333409334
I keep mixing up this nigger with milli vanilli for some reason.
>>333426658
Mike said it himself I'm just quoting him, there's still a delay.
>>333417360
This. Its only a big deal to others if you make it a big deal. Im not balding but this principle of life applies to more than you kids think.
two jokes that made me genuinely laugh: The "A... Vagina" joke, and the fact that he was talking to a bear in the first video. That's all. I enjoyed it like a guilty pleasure and hope James keeps doing his thing.
>>333419741
he posted it again!
>What's AVGN Mean?
A VAGINA
I actually laughed pretty hard.
>>333412330
The only game I've seen make good use of tank controls is Crusader No Remorse (and even then it wasn't really tank controls)
>>333429798
Those clones cracked me up ten years ago, and they cracked me up now.
>>333400881
Toxic Crusaders. That old guy is just so random and far out. And he wears a bowtie!
Good episode. Not as good as Seaman, but still good. I just hope he starts to pump these out maybe once a month or every other month. I honestly think he puts too much effort into these. He should save that for other skits like Board James. Things like AVGN and Bullshit should just be pumped out fairly regularly with basic production values and editing.
>MegaMan Legends 1
>MegaMan Soccer
>bad
And he not even mentioned RockMan X-Over or the WonderSwan games.
Can someone explain the talking into a bear thing to me?
I noticed it had "2015" on its foot. Did that have something to do with it?
>>333398423
AND LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS
Is he really a cuck?
>>333431168
Seriously, the cheapness is what made the older ones so great. Turning everything into HD and doing all kinds of crazy green screen takes away the charm. He should upload in 480 all the time and just do these with the minimal of effort and get back to old times.
>"Maybe I just want people to look at me like I'm like the life of the party..."
>"Without my movies, I'm nobody really..."
>>333431912
If he isnt literally, he is in spirit.
just look at that webm
Not even meming but who is this?
>>333432585
18+
>>333432521
Which one
>>333432585
Noice impersonation of a complete newfag.
>>333431992
>nobody likes his movies
>fans all turn on him and mock him
>fans now love Mike infinitely more
>Cinemassacre is basically the Mike channel since he does live streams on it and makes 90% of the videos
>goes bald
Being James is suffering.
>>333409124
the X5 one was fairly legit though. thats X5's biggest flaw. It stops you ever 5 seconds
but yeah shittalking legends was bad. I mean come on
>>333431432
Mega Man soccer is horrendous if you picked up the game as a fan of Mega Man, come on.
>>333412481
that was actually kind of amusing
>>333433113
Mike is still a huge faggot. He's just learned to hide his power level. I would rather be friends with James, no question.
Mike with ADHD medication is great though.
>>333412842
maybe when it comes out. (if ever)
>>333413190
I didnt really like it.
>>333412003
Very likely
>>333432815
this one
>>333413873
literally forced jokes.
no energy, no passion,
it's dead Jim.nostalgia critic being fucking stupid was kind of lol
>>333400881
the castlevania series was so fucking comfy
But I honestly think I'm going to have to say Action 52. It was so satisfying to watch James rip all the shitty games apart one by one.
>>333400881
Dick Tracy.
Dick Tracy, Dick Tracy, dick this and dick that.
>>333433674
I MEAN COME ON, IT'S 20XX
>>333412481
the walking in place launched my sides into outer space, it wasn't even that funny.
>>333426337
When Inafune was given free reign over the series, it was filled with dialogue upon dialogue and dumb retarded anime-tier plot and original characters.
But no though, its megaman, it cant be bad.
>>333434269
That episode gave me the habit of calling folks named Dick Dickards.
>>333399021
I think even less than the other memes, the one I get the least is people trying to prop up Mike Matei of all people. He ruins literally every episode he's in, has an extremely punchable face AND voice, and his opinions on video games range from casual to outright closet-jock.
Why HIM of all people? Is it BECAUSE he's the worst person there? Fuck, I would much rather have a glitch gremlin episode than another one with him.
>>333400881
Nintendo Power
>>333423429
>He's at his best when he talks about the history and background of the stuff he's reviewing.
this
>>333434526
>Dickard
FOUR
FIVEHOW TO STAY ALIVE?
>>333423429
>>333434759
I agree with this for sure. Although I do appreciate other episodes.
The only really bad episodes are ones where he's trying too hard. Also Toxic Avengers was pretty bad because I don't think Laud Kauffman really works with AVGN. lol
Favorite song from his vidja series?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh344mgo1yU&nohtml5=False
>>333434746
>he didn't like the Glitch Gremlin
Well, if you're gonna blow it, why don't you blow ME?
>>333400881
I dunno if anyone else said it among the sea of replies, but easily the best episode was the Sword Quest series of games. Just the ambition for those games, the prizes at the end, it actually felt like a real quest. I can't believe anyone actually would make something so awesome, and then the nerve of the assholes at the end who stole the treasures.
I wish we could have something as awesome like that ever again. Instead of these shitty "lets get the whole community to google shit for 2 hours or 1 script kiddy to brute force the web page" alternate reality games.
>>333435046
>glitch gremlin is the ninja master and also the director of the movie and duck dynasty
>>333435094
>the nerve of the assholes at the end who stole the treasures.
Atari was hemorrhaging money, they had to liquidate what assets were expendable. They were never stolen in the first place.
ELDER GOD TIER
Playing games that are bad to the point of absurdity (Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, Hong Kong 97, Action 52)
GOD TIER
Playing actually good games/general nostalgia/vidya history lessons (Nintendo Power, SwordQuest, Castlevania)
HIGH TIER
Playing good but flawed games and giving them an honest but fair assessment (Zelda II, Ninja Gaiden).
MID TIER
Playing shitty systems (Atari Jaguar, Virtual Boy)
LOW TIER
Playing typical run-of-the-mill shitty games (almost all of them).
USUALLY-FIGURATIVE-BUT-OFTEN-ALSO-LITERAL SHIT TIER
Sketch-heavy videos (Bugs Bunny, Super Mecha Death Christ, Shit Pickle, all that other shit).
>>333414325
Best part is: "WELL YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ME!"
>>333435598
I really like the cheapness of the sketches james has done throughout the show. I can see how you'd hate them though.
>>333397249
Say what you will but James has some good taste in music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPYdUdp87GQ&nohtml5=False
Legendfags BTFO
>>333400881
Bible games. It was my first AVGN I watched and the squirrel knocking itself out was hilarious.
>>333398905
>>333398631
Literally the exact same faggot
>>333435154
Isn't the Glitch Gremlin just Bootsy?
>>333436946
no, it's some fagget from screw attack I think
>>333437035
Huh... Kevin Finn. Weird, I always thought it was Bootsy.
>>333436946
Similar looking guy, but not Bootsy. The gremlin has a career outside AVGN too, even if not that massive.
>>333435094
>>333435254
Atari was truly the Kickstarter Dev of their day in terms of foresight and good money management.
To be fair they were hippies.
Ninja Gaiden is the best episode. Street Fighter 2010 comes close, though.
>>333398745
>write a script that you're in
>write that someone other than you gets the girl
>KEK
>write that you get the girl
>CREEP
Reminder that Mike has a ten-inch dick and you don't.
>>333409658
He didn't look as old compared to his early videos as I expected. He's lost weight
Also the Mega Man greatest hits bit was genuinely funny
THEY CHANGED HIM. HE'S A DIFFERENT PERSON /V/. KOJIMA WARNED US. HEAD TRANSPLANTS ALL OVER AGAIN
>>333412621
That was objectively the worst AVGN episode. By god is Kaufman an annoying asshole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTRSoqbvNVg
"Yeah!, YEAH! I'm doing good!
>It's not a woman.
>>333438429
>james and rolfe
>>333438432
>Watching Rocky the other night
>Suddenly, fucking Lloyd Kaufman is in frame
WTF?! No, that can't be him.
>Pull up IMDB
>Not only was that him, he was also part of the production
I kinda wish he had finished on a high note playing Mega Man 9 or 10. But the Soccer bit was cute.
>>333438429
They replaced him with someone who has been copying him for years...
Pretty good episode. Actually funny. First time I laughed for real in a while instead of a forced smirk at his jokes.
It's sad to see how Megaman ended though.
>2004. X7 just came out
>>333438429
FROM AVGN, TWO PHANTOMS WERE BORN
>>333400881
The power glove episode. His reaction was priceless when he landed the plane with the power glove.
>>333438826
many doors, Ed boys.
>>333439108
But X8 and Command Mission were both awesome.
Honestly every single 'final' Mega Man game in their respective series have been good.
I laughed when I saw him take the piss out of Mega Man Legends. Knowing the radioactive levels of autism in that fanbase, you know they're fuming over the fact that casuals are going to latch onto his opinions on the game here and parrot them until the end of time. Excellent.
>>333400881
Favorite AVGN episode: Maybe, the terminator games. I like a lot of them.
Board James: Dream Phone
>>333400881
Castlevania, Bugs Bunny, Tiger Electronics and Ikari Warriors
>>333438429
Is it just me, or do current James' eyes look all red and bloodshot, like he isn't getting enough sleep?
>>333400881
Tiger games
64 bits
32 bits
16 bits
8 BITS
4 BITS
2 BITS
HALF BIT
QUARTER BIT
THE WRIST GAAAAME
>>333438429
can someone photoshop the four james on the couch with the text "Guest Starring: The SKULLS Parasite Unit?"
i would but im stuck on a tablet.
>>333440396
He has a young kid, he's not getting enough sleep.
>>333400881
I would also say plumbers, but the ikari warriors episode is pretty nice too solely because of his guitar guy (forgot his name) singing random shit from the game
>>333434039
That was the only part that made me lol
That bugs fight was awkward af
>Time traveling back into a dream makes total fucking sense
Was that a shot at BvS?
Based Nerd
Somebody have that image? The one where his wife calls James' site "a caucasian sausage festival in need of diversity, color and chicks. I admit that the fan base is all white guys but I still need his website to appeal to people who aren't interested in angry video game reviews" ?
>>333438002
His dick is unreal
>>333409334
God, this movie is a masterpiece
>>333400881
Nintendo Power
I dunno, usually the ones that cover a console like the 32X or Odyssey, or the gimmick things like the Power Glove/NES Accessories are better because he doesn't have to go as in-depth in one game and pick at it.
i dislike his conspiracy ones like Jekyll revisited, Hong Kong 97, Beetlejuice. I don't like his guest on Toxic Crusaders or whatever that one was, the old guy.
>>333442578
him and liam neeson should swordfight
>>333440559
Not for any nation
Not for any ideology
Not for Justice
Not for Honor
Not for Power
Not for the Future
Not for Love
Not for Peace
Only for Revenge
How long until the nerd nukes Arino's ass back to whatever the fuck country he came from?
>>333442465
>my brother is hott
>>333400881
Its too hard to pick
There was a period in time when he just made gold
>tfw you will never watch new AVGN between 06 and 10 for the first time ever again
>>333438432
I agree. James and Mike Mondays is usually good background noise, but that Nostalgia Critic guy is such a fucking obnoxious child. I haven't watched his own stuff, but I was expecting HIM to be more composed and Jontron to be a screaming nervous faggot
y'all are a coupla wiseacres
>>333443031
Ugh, Bootsy!
I hear he fucks dolphins!
>>333443031
BAD LUCK BOOTSY!?
>>333438429
Old 2004 video is using a different camera that deformed the lens, notice how the room appears larger than it really was, the face is more angular in the old video than the new one because the new camera uses a flatter FOVor you could just say James got fat because JUST
>>333438429
Does this mean my beautiful green eyes are going to change to an ugly blue when I age?
Feels bad man
Angry video game kek
baka senpai desu desu desu
Who else likes the cat?
>>333443031
Bootsy is best girl.
>>333443031
was it the Full House one? where they say in unison "he sucks his own dick"
>>333442710
You're prettybad
>>333438429
JAMES AND ROLFE
>RLM
>still as strong as they were 7 years ago
>James
>JUST
>Not funny anymore, only has few good moments
What happened?
>>333443262
Yesterday I was shooting some short on someone's house, and me and some other kid was fucking around with the cat when he handed me the cat to hold it, while he was fine in his arms, once he got into mine he started spazzing out of control like he was laying in a bed of spikes.
Fucking asshole.
>>333443610
Who is RLM? Did he also get married to a feminist and have a kid? Girls seem to suck the fun out of you
>>333443610
>still as strong
You're forgetting the part where Rich can't be funny anymore, Josh and Jack are in every fucking BoTW video, Mike and Jay reviews are just ''I liked this/yeeeaaahhh that was a little off'', and that Space Cop was more fucking embarassing than the AVGN Movie on a plethora of different levels
>>333400881
Anything with takes multiple episodes, so Batman, Superman, Bible Games, Castlevania, etc.
>>333443742
One of the members is a full blown SJW and the latest film they made stops dead in its tracks just to address that ''women can be just as good as men on anything, mister.''
>>333400881
The toxic avenger episode with Lloyd Kaufman.
>>333443031
Bootsy, please go. Just go.
>we never got the cinemassacre calander
>>333400881
anything with Bugs Bunny
>mfw he sticks the middle finger through the butthole of the fake ass
>>333407360
wuaoh i had no idea she'd actulaly doooo it
Amazing
He really is just a hack who just happened upon a format that became viral.
How many diarrhea jokes has he made? Not a one has been funny.
>>333413625
Yeah, I actually owned it when I was a kid. It's fucking awful.
>>333414970
He's artificially good at the games though. It's not that he's actually good, he's just drilled them for hours until he can do it. It's rote memorization
>>333417069
im 30 and have really good hair. sorry for your loss.
>>333421910
yea ill just stick to my PVM and enjoy the glorious RGB.
>>333425990
he coulda done "deal with it" but yea that anon is autistic.
>>333444898
I can second this, I had both of the DOS games as a kid. The video doesn't even make them justice. They're seriously among the worst games I've ever played, especially the first one.
I had Ikari Warriors too, and it's fucking ridiculously horrible too.
>>333425241
>Halloween
>kids come trick or treating
>THERE YOU GO YOU LITTLE FUCKERS, THERE'S SOME CHOCOLATE FOR YA
>IT'S NOT CHOCOLATE NOR IS IT POOP, IT'S SHIT
I always like the idea of cursing at kids
>>333442710
thanks anon
>>333442920
>See AVGN did a video for Batman Returns on SNES
Oh shit I loved that ga-
>Guest starring NostalgiaCritic
>>333446325
Hey man, don't shit on Doug. He has a whale to feed
>>333442578
Maybe im subconsciously jealous, but a dick that big has to be a liability when it comes to regular relationship sex
i doubt his gf can take it everyday and i doubt she can take any anal whatsoever
>>333444163
interesting placement of that exclamation point
>>333442578
>>333446556
The worst is trying to sit down to piss, you just can't do it. Having to hold your schlong when pooping is such a hassle.
also girls bleed every time you put it in and it's not like flossing, they don't build up callouses or something and stop, it's just always with the blood
>>333446556
I have seen porn with guys like mandingo who are roughly the same size as Mike Matei. And he fucks girls in the ass. It's totally possible.
You know, I wish he would stop looking back at all of his videos so often like it's an avgn anniversary or something. Just make a video, sheesh.
>>333446867
AVGN Mortal Kombat
AVGN Seaman
AVGN Crow
AVGn Darkwing Duck
AVGN Hong Kong 97
he does.
>>333446849
Those are professionals though, I imagine you have to work up to that.
>>333446556
As someone with some around that size, shorter but about the same girth, it's all about getting a girl excited. Give her some foreplay and some lube and a normal girl can take a lot more than you would think. >>333446736 is also right. I have to piss before taking a shit so I can hold the thing and keep it from hitting the gross-ass rim at public restrooms.I also got stopped at the airport once because I got a half-chub in line out of boredom and couldn't get it back down in time.
>>333446867
yeah, he always said "look how many games, I've got plenty to work with" but then he just keeps rehashing shit. I'm sure it's more fun for him to work and edit a video than to just write a shitty script and show off the game, but people don't really expect that from a review.
>>333447020
Matei has 7 inch girth.. you are that thick as well?
I like him because he's rude and crude without being offensive. He's only said "retard" twice I think and he's never shit on gays or women.
>>333409124
>It's really irritating how he pretends to be angry
Probably because he doesn't have any actual attachment to most of the games he reviews nowadays.
Jekyll and Hyde, Simon's Quest, and a lot of the older episodes come from a real place and he experienced that shit himself, and games like Plumbers Don't Wear Ties and the Zelda CD-I games have legit stuff to criticize.
There's probably just not enough to make an entire episode out of the DOS Mega Man games, which are the only AVGN-tier games in the episode.
>>333416062
I like this one more Tbh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGi7Y8UdDS8
>star wars n64 gets 4 episodes and an hour dedicated to it
>like 3 or 4 ghost and goblins videos
>their Pilotwings 64 never fucking shows them getting the star, just switches to them searching for the whale
fuck. what happens when you get the star?
>>333447109
6.8 at the thickest part. Just a bit smaller.
>>333447350
Matei has you beat but yes you seem close to his size
>Yfw you just wanted a son to watch Godzilla movies with and be proud of, but instead you got a dysfunctional waste of flesh and oxygen with down syndrome and cerebral palsy
>>333447420
I did say I was smaller. You have to strike the genetic lottery to get that kind of length on top of girth.
>>333447712
He is romanian and german.. must come from those genes?
>>333447693
>poopy power
she's not all bad. daughters can at least be hot. what do you get with sons? they find out you skateboard and ask me to teach them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDAKxjG7VaI
guys does anyone know what song it is that starts at 7:35
>>333447109
>>333447350
>>333447420
>>333447712
>>333447803
just kiss already you fucking faggots
>>333447803
I'm scottish and german. I wonder if Germany as a whole is just hung.
>>333448104
Aye aye, captain.
>>333413638
Isn't Classic Game Room dying down now or something? I know they got rid of CGR Undertow for that reason.
So we all agree Plumbers is the best or one of the best episodes?
>>333448519
It's alright.
>>333397249
Didn't he just do a vid like this where he questioned his AVGN purpose and did callbacks just last year some time?
TAKE
Season 3 AVGN is the best.
Prove me wrong
You can´t
>>333448519
Maybe funniest.
But the best ones tend to be the ones where James just chills and lays down some comfy vidya history reminiscing like console videos or Castlevania series.
>>333448694
WUZ
>>333448626
do you mean the ROB the robot episode from 6 years ago..
I hate you fucks. James Rolfe is a earnest, warm-hearted guy with a passion for filmmaking who would never hurt anyone, and what do you? Slander and lie about him.
You dug up a years-old post that his wife made on Cinemassacre about her post adding more diversity to the site (which was the only kind of social justice-esque thing she ever said), and your logic took this to mean that she forced James to add an interracial romance to the movie because she craves BBC. OH NO, A BLACK GUY KISSED A WHITE GIRL IN A MOVIE? IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!
Then there’s the “retard baby“. Yes, there were complications with the birth, but that was it - the baby is healthy and normal. It's yet another case of /tv/ taking one thing out of context and running it into the ground.
This is cruel, tasteless, mean-spirited slander and you should all be thrown in jail for defamation.
>>333448519
Nintendo Power is the best episode.
>>333448771
Nope.
>>333433985
that's not a webm
>>333448519
I like it, but I prefer traditional shitty video games I could have rented as a kid instead of weird obscure ones I hadn't even heard of until the video
>>333445050
That's what gitting gud is.
>>333448903
Go back to slurping nigger cum out of your wife's ass James.
>>333449257
Mikes cum
>>333448626
>>333448771
in ROB he almost quits
in Desert Bus he almost quits
I think in Sea Man he almost quits
>>333448238
I'm pretty sure they got rid of Undertow because no one fucking liked Undertow. Almost every Undertow video I ever saw was flooded with comments about how that fucker was almost never actually talked about the actual gameplay and seemed to have no idea what the fuck he was doing.
>>333447928
darude sandstorm
>>333448903
Totally agree with you here senpai. I couldn´t diss James even if i wanted to. He´s just a really nice guy. even if he made some mistakes.
/v/ and /tv/ are the fucking cancer of this whole website.
Nothing of value would be lost if they removed /v/ from 4chan , half of reddit lurks here already.
>>333447197
>There's probably just not enough to make an entire episode out of the DOS Mega Man games
Oh there is, they are among the worst games of all time. He barely even scratched the surface and didn't even show off a boss iirc.
>>333449003
whoops, this one>>333412546
inexcusable, he had full creative control so the "jews" excuse isnt valid
though i think the guy who directed it is a jew, he plays the glitch gremlin
>>333423429
100% agree, hardware/accesories episodes are so fucking comfy to watch.
>>333449753
James and Mike celebrate christmas
Kevin Finn (glitch gremlin) is jewish
>>333449863
Ok then i guess we *can blame the jew
>>333421414
I see this as well, what the fuck is going on?
>>333449753
How much better would it have been if it was a solo story, with just the nerd and not some random black best friend and chick?
>that subtle jab at Batman v Superman
>>333448903
Get your fucking reasonable opinions outta here, don't you know this is /v/?
>>333450283
I don't super heroes. What was it?
>>333397249
Fight hard style yo and you will soon have a future in balls so give shits abouts it.
>not watching based Game Dude
>>333450453
>Time-travelling back into a dream? That happens all the time! Makes PERFECT FUCKING SENSE!
>>333450453
Flash travels back in time and gives Batman a message in his dream.
>>333437786
>Setting up a situation where no matter what happens, you win.
The last episode was so fucking good, looking forward to 140: Megaman Soccer
>>333450751
>>333450783
Jesus I heard the movie was bad but shit.
>>333450658
What is this? Some kind of angel? I don't want religion in MY game.
>>333413503
unshitty and no memes
>>333413638
>Mark will die in your lifetime
>>333451465
kill yourself
>>333451465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo0JWIYZibs
>you will never be this happy about videogames
>>333449347
I remember one of the rpg review he said the game was racist because it showed slavery.
MEGAMAN'S LOOKING AT POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN
>>333451846
I hate that episode so much. Bart DESERVED to be held back, it would have taught him a fucking lesson, he needs to learn shame. If he had applied his knowledge on the test it'd be different, but no, krabappal fucking lets him pass because he awkwardly said some bullshit pulled out of his ass in the most contrived way possible
fuck this show
>>333450783
I can accept that because Flash can move at or near the speed of light they can bullshit enough that he can go back in time, but how in holy fuck does he enter dreams now?
>>333399224
>New, from Bad Dragon, Motherfucker Mike!
>>333413638
By the way, what's up with that random Ben 10 review that has 55+ million views? What the fuck.
>>333451972
If James knew all the degeneracy thats been cooked in Japan all this time... his fucking head will explode
>>333452134
sauce me senpai?
>>333433113
>fans all turn on him and mock him
some fa/tv/irgins shitposting on /v/ isn't all his fans
>>333451846
>You will never get to visit the intergalactic space station and drink beer and play vidya with Mark
>>333450658
I liked his review, while I haven't re-watched them recently I can pretty much tell that most people shat on him because he was being an AVGN knock-off
>>333452686
*intergalactic space arcadeforgive me lord karnage
>>333449347
Hey, I liked Derek, if only for introducing me to Voivod.
>>333452075
>Bart DESERVED to be held back, it would have taught him a fucking lesson
If you actually watched the episode you'd know he already learned his lesson, faggot
>>333413638
why you making me google mark westinghouse and some fag pops up?
>>333452686
Fuck you man! One day I will! We'll play truxton all day too!
>>333416761
>when cuckposting was new they called every e-celeb a cuck
They still do.
>>333453089
I had it on VHS as a kid, I saw it too many times. The more I saw it, the more it made me mad. He's a fucking dumbass and needs consequenced.
>>333450658
>Not watching Third Rate Gamer
>>333433756
>cover is literally Megaman playing soccer
If you expected anything besides a soccer game with Megaman characters you're a fucking dumb
>>333449347
Think it has more to do with he didn't have the money to keep Derek and Brandon around.
>>333453472
It should say "your taste" when he grabs the second handful of games.
>>333453472
>gif
What is this? 2004?
*mark comes in and this starts playing*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNwhW6EmV_g
>>333452335
his GTA videos also had millions of views but they got deleted for actually using the GTA OST on the videos. Stupidest thing ever.
>>333402447
>How about... Nostalgia Critic?
>Now that's fucking stupid
Surprisingly good episode
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