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BLUNDER SOULS 3 CONFIRMED. BLOODBORNE CONFIRMED SUPERIOR. IT'S OVER BROS.
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Ouch. Star Fox might actually get a higher score from them.
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>taking things at face value
>literally being a website's bitch to listen to their and only their opinion
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I don't even like Souls games but are we pretending 8.0 is bad now?

Can good games only be 9.0 and over?
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>>333389636
>giving a fuck about a single review
Fuckung dipshit
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give it up, 8.8 was way funnier than this
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>Creative, challenging bosses

This is how you know they didn't played the game.
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PLAYSTATION ALWAYS WINS BABY

NOW WE WAIT FOR THE PS4K TO CRUSH PC HARDWARE ONCE AND FOR ALL
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>reading game reviews
reading game reviews
>reading game reviews
reading game reviews
>reading game reviews
reading game reviews
>reading game reviews
reading game reviews
>reading game reviews
reading game reviews

WEW LAD
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>>333389636
The Good
>Expert level design
The Bad
>Redundant late game areas

wew lad
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>>333389739
nah, not with those reviewer-proof controls
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>>333389890
>>333389890
why was everybody mad at the 8.8 review anyway
TP was fucking trash and didnt even deserve half of the score
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>>333390062
was it? never played it but it was the last zelda that ever looked interesting to me. dont like the cartoon direction they took it following that.
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>>333390062
Because /v/ autists overhyped it so fucking much that even 9.9 would cause similar reaction
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i still don't understand what

>Redundant late-game bosses and areas

even means
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>>333390062
I wasn't, it was funny because nintencucks heralded it as the greatest gameever concieved
and then
>8.8
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>>333389636

isnt this the site that gave mgs 5 like, 9.5/10?

>ratings

>relevant

who gives a shit
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>>333390062
People overhyped TP so much that you'd think the japs came up with Bread 2.0
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>>333390062
it was a zelda game that had been delayed for 3 years and was hyped beyond belief, no score less than 10 would've made the fanboys happy.

Also it kinda picked some stupid things to nitpick, honestly.
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>>333390205
it probably means they went for an easy build to beat the game quickly with
probably DEX with a really powerful spell
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>>333390205
Means the reviewer was tired by that point and wanted to finish that fucking thing already, but the game refused to end to he kept getting madder and madder.
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that reviews all buzzwords
what it REALLY says is
"fromsoft didn't pay us enough for this review"
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>>333390205
Copy-pasted areas and bosses. Many late-game areas use recycled chalice dungeons maps and the very last area is anor londo.

DaS3 is a fucking trainwreck
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>>333390205
recycled assests and enemies.
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>>333389636
8.0 isn't a bad score though, it's exactly what I would give it. It's a very good game and a perfect end to the series but not an absolutely outstanding masterpiece.
t. someone who played the jap version
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>>333390467
>last area is anor londo
That sounds like a good thing?
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>>333389636
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>>333389636
>Redundant late game bosses and areas
>implying anyone from gamespot even plays to late game
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>Challenging bosses

bosses were easiest in souls series for me lel
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Looks like they frontloaded the start of the game with content and made the endgame barren wasteland just like in DS1. Classic bait and switch.
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lol

nobody in this thread has ever played a souls game.
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>eight point ow
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>chalice dungeons
why the fuck they decide to bring this shit again?
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>>333390035
Yeah this review feels amateurish. Also what makes the camera inconsistent? Wasnt it always like that with camera assist on?
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>>333390569
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>>333390543
We already visited anor londo.
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>>333390543
>>333390467
>very last area is anor londo
anor londo is like just over half-way through the game

>copy pasted areas and bosses
the only re-used boss is Gundyr and his moveset is almost completely different.

>many areas use recycled chalice dungeon maps
literally only Old Izalith does this but if you stretch it i guess you could argue catacombs does this too.
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>>333390548
>long load times
did they review it on a conslol?
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>>333390687
well fuck me silly
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>>333390741
t. From Software paid shill
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>>333390725
>>333390507
For Anor Londo you cannot say recycled, like jesus, do you even know what recycled assets are?

Dark souls 2 was nearly all recycled textures for the area, DS3's Anor Londo is a new texture and different looking. You can't pretend this shit is the same exact map.
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>>333390870
those points are objectively correct though
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Why are reviewers shitting on the camera controls? What's wrong with the camera?
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>>333390725
>good area redesigned
>because it has the same name you dislike it
>completely different look and feel to the area

are you really this autistic anon?
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>Redundant late-games bosses and areas
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>>333389636
Score aside, GameSpot's DS3 review is the worst I've ever read. There's not a single mention of gameplay mechanics in the written review. Not a single word about weapon arts or the Demon's Souls magic system.
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>>333389871
please tell me you're not being serious

this isnt a new concept
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>>333390636
>liking Steven universe
ow
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>>333390673
The way I look at it, the reviewer doesn't understand that it's very intentional that the game makes you keep attacking in the same direction you started even when the enemy moves, or that your own attacks follow the target at varying degrees based on the weapon you use.
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>>333390205
it means he finally got tired of rolling around for 15 hours so he wanted to stop playing a shitty game
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>>333391087
Wow that is sad. Thanks for wasting your time so I don't have to do it as well. The whole concept of review scores suddenly mattering for the sake of shitposting is pretty sad though.
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>>333390747
Bloodborne only came out on PS4.
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>>333389636
And The Witcher 3 is still superior to both.
The advantages of being something more than "roll to the left: the series"
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>>333389636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqxSX2JwcWs

Sounds like he needs to git gud desu. Looks like a horrible player, too.
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>>333391185
>Liking Blunder Souls
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>>333389636
I´m still going to play it. Your point OP?
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>>333392107
Pretty fair review. Dark Souls 3 does seem unashamedly rehashed and rushed. Oh well.
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>reviewer is http://people.ign.com/chloi
>bio is literally "Girl from San Francisco"

That's like, the LAST person in the whole fucking world whose opinion should matter. In fact I'd say it matters negatively.
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>>333392095
>And The Witcher 3 is still superior to both.
>The advantages of being something more than "roll to the left: the series"
>roll to the left: the series

I like TW3 but lets be serious here!
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>>333389636
>Actually listening to reviews from IGN
Wew lad
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DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!!! THIS ISN'T RIGHT. THOSE FUCKING SONYPONYS DID THIS!!!
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8.0 is still a good score OP.
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IT'S OVER, DARK SOULS IS FINISHED
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>>333389636
Why would I care what this people say? they used an alternate dumbed down version just to be able to beat the game
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THIS IS IT
SOULS BABBIES BTFO
Say goodbye to your normalfag casual series, redditors.
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>>333392476
>Member since: October 17, 2014

Another pretend gamergril.

Also
>piercings on face
>black and white tryhard picture
>hipster shirt
>IGN

Alright.
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>>333392523
It's Gamespot.
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BLUNDER SOULS
DARK BLUNDER
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>>333390687
>I believe everything they say on the internet
oh come on now, we all say IGN ds3 videos and you know well they suck ass
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>>333392762
>Buzzwords the post
kek
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DAY ONE PIRATE
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>>333392476
the gameplay from the ign reviewer (i.e. the gUrL GaMeR) seems better than the gameplay in the gamespot review tho

>>333392868
ign gave the game 9.5 (and the reviewer was a girl lol). op's review is from gamespot.
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>>333392892
>my first game was Skyrim followed by Dark Souls the post
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>>333389636
>2016
>actually playing souls' games
>falling for that garbage as From puts it out and making epic mlg videos for your pvp montages
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>redundant late-game

....What the fuck? How can anyone take these imbeciles seriously when they claim content as "redundant".

Fucking story-fags.
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Have we forgotten these are the people that gave monster hunter a 4?
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>>333390467
>last area is anor londo

but it isn't

I'm fine with the 8/10 desu senpai, would have given it the same. It's still a great game but the Souls formula starts to get boring, especially since there are almost no surprising elements in the game

I finished it btw, I know what I'm talking about
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>>333392991
My first game was formula grand prix 1, kiddo. Why did you post your pic here, this is supposed to be an anon board.
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This pleases my penus weanus

http://webm.land/media/VPXt.webm
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>>333392949
you mean this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqxSX2JwcWs&nohtml5=False dude can't even backstab a stand still NPC, I think the IGN chick was even better
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>>333392914
Denuvo
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>holds back the release in for almost a month even though the game is finished
>gives free copies to girl gaymers and streamers
>game is mediocre
Convince me not to pirate it.
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>>333389636
Souls games were never good in the first place
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>>333393259
>Convince me not to pirate it.
Why the fuck would anyone do that?
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>>333393148
how can you make a webm to show off 'cool' weapons and not show the sick burnouts sword
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>>333393232
It doesn't have it, sonygger.
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>>333393368
Not my webm

>>333393391
Source
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>>333393341
Shills would.
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>>333389636
game is pretty shit, 8 is too gentle tbqh

i could play it now but i'm so fucking sick of it, not even bothering killing the final boss..
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>>333393502
sounds like someones mad cuz hes bad
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>>333393502
8 is actually 5-6.
anything bellow 7 is literally garbage.
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>>333389636
> gamespot
> review
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>>333390649
What? They're in this??
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>>333389636
>Inconsistent camera and lock-on

I'll say.
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>>333389636
rip my PC bros :(
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>>333393473
why would you want to talk to shills? This is retarded. Do whatever you want.
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>>333393502
you can tell gamespot is full of shit when they gave dark souls 2 a 9.0
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>>333393639
>8 is actually 5-6.
>anything bellow 7 is literally garbage.
>there are people who actually believe this
You're a fucking retard desu
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>8 is considered bad
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>IGN
>PEOPLE ON /v/ TAKE IGN SERIOUSLY
>IGN
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>IGN
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>PEOPLE ON /v/ TAKE IGN SERIOUSLY
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>>333393760
Dark Souls II-2

How is it that Bloodborne didn't have this problem yet Dark Souls II and III do?
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>>333389636
Same as the Divison....oh fucking hohohoho /v/ , hows about that then you cunts
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>>333393902
its gamespot

dont worry ign gave it a 9.5
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Reminder that only GS and Polygon gave it a score lower than 9/10 or 4/5.

I actually trust GS though, they are pretty fair with their reviews.
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>>333393858
7< Garbage
8 Just fine
>9 Literal paid reviews

>>333393902
That's not even IGN you dumb idiot
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>>333393930
>what is Dark Beast Paarl
>what is Amygdala
I still have nightmares about them
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>>333393858
>being born after 1995

you're retarded.
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Reminder PCucks will never, EVER play a game as good as Bloodborne
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>>333394159
>7< Garbage
>8 Just fine
>>9 Literal paid reviews
a retard's intelligence > yours
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In what fucking universe is 8/10 a bad score?
Are you all expecting a masterpiece of gaming or something?
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>been following Souls since Demon's Souls
>be hyped as fuck for Dark Souls 3, last game in the Souls series
>avoid all media about the game
>turns out it's just an uninspired rehashed piece of shit
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>>333394149
See
>>333394220
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>>333394220
BB = DaS3 > DaS > DeS > DaS2

Every single souls game I own is on sony consoles.
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>>333394149
Never ever, they said.
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>>333390205

Yeah it's almost as if you have to read the fucking review
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>>333394358
you need a ps4 for that anon
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>>333389636
8 is good though. i'd be concerned if it got 6 or less.
so could you fuck off?
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>>333389871
This is /v/. 9 to 10 = paid reviews, anything lower = blunder of the century.
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>>333394169
Darkbeast Paarl at least goes down in a few seconds. Loran Darkbeast on the other hand is awful, but so was the rest of Lower Loran.
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HERE'S YOUR FUCKING GAMESPOT.
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>>333392476


damage control
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>>333394220
I agree. Good thing we have games vastly superior to Bloodborne.
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>>333389636
>Redundant late-game bosses
What does that mean?
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>>333389636
I don't get it.
Good reviews=bad games now?
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>>333389636

in an ideal world where five was average, 8.0 would be a good score and i'd be hyped as fuck

unfortunately we live in a world where 7 means a game is dogshit and most games even remotely good get easy 9s, so this isn't good for das3
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>>333389636
how is it possible that the camera still sucks after so many Soul games?
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>>333394505
that tree boss also goes down fast if you know what are you doing
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>>333394627
>8.0
>good review

superior bait
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>>333393902

What reason do we have not to take IGN seriously?
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Game gets good review
>le paid le review meme
>it doesn't allow me to shit on the game so I will just green txt about paid reviews and "gaming journalism"

Game gets low review score
>hahahah look at this shitty game
>it allows me to shit on the game so it is a valid review
>ignore all that stuff about "gaming journalism" and paid reviews
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>>333390467
This is absolutely untrue. I've beaten the game twice.

The second half of the game isn't redundant at all, the reviewer clearly just isn't really into souls games.
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ALWAYS BABY
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>>333394627
>he thinks the scale is 1-10, not 5-10
>he thinks 8 isn't actually 6
>8 in 2016
>good
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>Trusting a website that gave fallout 4 a 9

hahahaha
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>>333394643
or they forgot to bribe them. see >>333394526
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>>333394818
>8/10
>Low review score
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>>333394818
>people only like reviews when it validates their opinion
well color me surprised!
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>>333394149
DELETE THIS
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>wew lad
wew lad
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>>333394982
most reviewers give 7-10 only when they were bribed the right way.
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Daily reminder that today A-Team shitposters were BTFO.
Praise Tanimura.
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>>333394643
>so this isn't good for das3
It's one dude's opinion. You don't seriously take professional reviews seriously, do you? Not on an individual basis, at least.
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>>333390394
damn, Tamriel looks like a vagina from (software) here
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>>333395023
ITS HAPPENING!
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>>333395070
So how does this excuse Dark Souls 2 in any way?
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>>333395070
He worked on 3 a lot though, you fucking retard.
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is it worse than skyrim now?
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>>333395108
double kek
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>>333395179
C-C-CUZ IT GOT BETTER REVIEWS THAN BLUNDER SOULS 3!!
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If LE BLUNDER OF LE CENTURY Tortanic Redditors could finally leave /v/ that'd be great.
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>>333395186
Yes. And fallout 4 is a 9/10

Gamespot is incredibly reliable.
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who the fuck cares about review scores

these fucking sites gave mgs v 10/10

and gone homo
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>>333395186
japan company doesnt have throw in party for journalist and celeb
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>>333390579
It happens when you been playing the game for 5 FUCKING YEARS. Ofcourse it's going to be easy, your first time with dark souls will always be the best.
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>>333395359
you know, /v/ now bases opinions on goty awards
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>>333395279
Doesn't that make the reviews even more worthless?

I am not saying any of the souls games are perfect but if des/bb/das1 are 8/10 then das2 is a 7/10

Not bad but just slightly worse.
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>All this damage control
>R-r-reviews d-don't matter y-you g-guys!
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>>333394526

the literal tranny that reviewed that is gone now
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>>333392476
>pathetic sonyponies
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>>333394881
>the reviewer clearly just isn't really into souls games.
He has actually played them all, DeS being his favorite one.
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>>333395584
>damage
>implying that there's any damage after 8/10 from a retarded journalist
>G-gone H-home i-is a-a g-good g-game y-you g-guys!
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The same company that gave Tropico 5 a 6 because it hurt their feefees by not being progressive enough.
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>>333389636

It just has the same problem as the batman series. Each game is good but it's just more of the same and some reviewers are gettin bored of the series m. That's what an 8 reflects to me.
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>>333395602
i'm saving this,thanks
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>>333395584
They don't.
They never did.

User scores are the only thing that is sort of semi reliable.
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>>333389871
If it's a game you like 7< is a good review
If its a game you dont like <9 means the game is terrible.
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>>333395584
E B I N

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>>333395747
>complain about being a dictator in a game where the entire premise is that your a dictator
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>>333394881
>He is not Autismo who will play it 10 times so he can't say what he think of it after one full playtrough
We are slowly going from "it is good after 10 hour meme" to "it is good at new game++"
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>>333394818
Welcome, my friend.
Now enjoy the ride or jump out while you still can.
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>>333389636
>the site that game The Shitness 10/10
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the ratings are just hype-o-meters anyway

they'll say something is the best ____ game ever but if _____ isn't popular it's an 8

sequels get lower scores even if they're better in every way
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>>333394818
Its almost like those are two groups of people
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>>333396037
It is almost like /v/ gravitates between the two depending on whether they like the game or not.

New friendo.
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>>333396181
10 years this year nigger.
And I always shit on reviews.

They don't suddenly become reliable the moment one of them is accidentally right.
a broken clock etc.
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First off, 8.0 is a great score. It doesnt NEED to be 9.0 and up. Also why tf do you give a shit, or even read game reviews. The establishment game reviewing sites are complete shit at giving actual meaningful reviews.
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>believing review for any souls game
>souls game
DKS1 is a fucking 89 on consoles and 85 on PC while DK2 got 91 all platform now you came to tell me to believe this faggot reviews?
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>>333389636

>inconsistent camera and lock on

this fucking pleb probably has to lock on to EVERYTHING and never rolls otherwise

>redundant bosses and areas

are you miyazaki, motherfucker? who are you to decide what is appropriate?
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>>333395602
FTFY
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>>333396597
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>>333396597
Bullshit.
Didn't all the normies lose their shit back when the last of us or uncharted got an 8 or so?
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>>333396543
>You can't call something redundant because you are not someone who made it
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>>333389636
>gamespot
Lolno.
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>redundant late game bosses and areas

..really? They had one job, to make a varied game.
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>redundant late boss and areas
>pontiff, Nameless king, SOC, dragonslayer, yaoi twin, yohrm(to some extent)
>fucking disneyworld irithryll, archdragon peak
>redundant
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>>333396821

it's a fucking gamespot loser saying it

the same idiots who gave mgs v 10/10, the entire fucking MAP is redundant
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>>333396543
>are you miyazaki, motherfucker? who are you to decide what is appropriate?

The fuck kind of fanboy defense is this? Jesus Christ dude.

You were a "IT'S THEIR GAME THEY CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT ACCEPT IT" faggot during the ME 3 shitstorm weren't you
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>>333395602
>>333396597
Needs updated 85 is now shit has to be 90+ to be worth considering and therefore paid.
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>redundant late boss and areas

Watch this you fucking autists

1:15:50 onwards

http://www.gamespot.com/videos/uncharted-4-dark-souls-3-quantum-break-and-doom-be/2300-6430470/
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>>333395924
What the fuck are you talking about? You're the autismo.
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>>333397064
>Gamespot has one reviewer
As far as i don't use this retarded pages, someone in this thread mentioned that this guy who reviewed it completed other Dark Souls games and Demon souls
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>>333395186
Skyrim would have been much better if the armors weren't full suits. Four slots is fucking laziness and robbery. It was way over-simplified as well.
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>>333397084

it's a shitty criticism

"redundant areas"

which is ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT if you have played the game. no spoilers, but that is 100% false.
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man if this was a regular rating same as movie system i would gladly content with 8/10. fucking fromsoft stop being a cheapskate and spend more.
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so this is the new 8.8

fucking paid reviews, this is why noone cares unless a game is 9.5/10 or 10/10.

8 used to be a great score, you know.
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>>333395584
LPers and twitcher is more matter now since people can see directly what the game all about, hence more stricter review embargo on shitty games
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>>333397294
Skyrim would have been much better in every single way

Every single part of this game has some glaring flaws
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I like DaS3 but saying it has Expert level design and a beautiful setting is fucking stupid

Though in fairness the late game bosses are probably the best (Nameless atleast, loved Oceiros too) and the cameras or lockon hasn't bothered me in 70~ hours of playing
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The only thing i like from gamespot is danny 'O. others just scream shit.
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>>333397564
I really enjoyed it. The gear system is really my biggest grievance.
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No doubt there's a conspiracy to get this game rated lower than Bloodborne.

Is there no low Sony won't stoop to?
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>>333397564
>2016
>there are people still shilling skyrim
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>>333397871
Oh, and the quest journal. The vague description of the quest made it fucking impossible to do some of the objectives without looking up a walkthrough. If they had a real journal like in Oblivion, it'd be much better.
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>>333389636
Think of it like this.

Bloodborne was superb, but not perfect or masterful so it gets a 9, and Dark Souls 3 is a worse game, so it gets an 8. You might say then that it's harsh compared to other game scores, but within the context of the series, it's a fair score.
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>>333397871
I really enjoy it on 150+ mods
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>>333398229
What did they give dark souls 2?
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>>333398229
>>333398470
they had the same guy at gamespot reviewing demon's souls, dark souls 1, dark souls 2 (i think) and bloodborne. reviewer's name is kevin van ord or something. he's a pretty decent reviewer (although he dropped the ball with the das2 review because gs gave it a nine... if it was him who reviewed it). some other guy reviewed das3. i bet kevin van ord would have given das3 a 9.
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>>333398470
9/10, but then the reviews for that game either show that
1. They can't see how superior in almost every way Dark Souls was. Or

2. They overrated it just so as many people as possible try this game out and that most of the faults are things that only people who played the original Dark Souls would figure out.
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why does /v/ care about reviews so much?
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>>333389871
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>>333398854
vee will arm itself with whatever it can get for shitposting
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>>333398854
Neo-/v/eddit needs someone to validate their opinion for them wwwwwww
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>>333398689
>>333398470
Also, they gave Dark Souls a 9.5, compared to the 9 of Dark Souls II. You also have to consider that Dark Souls III is probably the most derivative of the series, and it's 2016, so standards have improved.
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>>333398854
because some games like undertale and the witcher 3 can't stand on their own, people need review scores and goty awards as arguments
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>/v/ actually trying to defend their shitty scoring game

ohayo
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So serious question /v/

today is my birthday... i have the choice between either:

Dark souls 3

or

Dragons Dogma and Scholar of the First Sin

I've already beaten DS2 but not played any of the DLC
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>>333398670
isnt he the same person that gave TW3 10/10?man oh how i wish he's the one in charge of DK3. he's probably gonna give it 9.5 or some thing like that to retcon his DK2 blunder.
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WEW LAD
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>>333398916
/v/ is part of the problem. This thread highlights that. Reviewers can't give something a 70 without everything thinking it is complete shit so reviewers have to give higher.
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>>333399280
DLC is eh, theyre fun but I'd go with getting a new dark souls game instead of 3 more levels added on to the 2nd game.
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>>333399094
In what way have standards improved?
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>>333399296
Yeah I think he did review TW3 (not that I care about that pile of shit 2bh).

His scores:
>Demon's Souls - 9/10
(Gamespot also gave Demon's Souls GOTY2009... pretty based)
>Dark Souls - 9.5/10
>Dark Souls II - 9/10
>Bloodborne - 9/10

I could see him giving DaS3 a 9/10 for sure. There's no way DaS3 is an 8/10, fuck no.
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>>333399664
fuck gamespot for intentionally ruining the average rating for DK3. i'm honestly mad right now fuck i can already hear the heavy breathing of bloodborne sonyggers reading themselves for neverending DK3 shitpost.
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>>333392095
>the witcher III

I can't even play your shit for more than 30 minutes without getting terribly bored. The combat is garbage compared to Bloodborne, and the only remarkable thing it has is the landscapes.
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>gamespot >gamespot >gamespot >gamespot >gamespot >gamespot >gamespot >gamespot >gamespot >gamespot >gamespot >gamespot >gamespot >gamespot >gamespot
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>>333389636
TORRENT

FUCKING

WHEN
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>>333399608
>In what way have standards improved?

Graphics, for instance.
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>>333400096
because metacritic averages matter?
Fuck man you sound exactly like those butthurt neogaf drones who were upset that someobody ruined the last of us average.
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>>333400197 is right

>>333400096
It's really quite pathetic.
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>>333390062
But TP was great though, especially the GameCube version.
>best bosses
>best combat
>best sidekick
>top tier music
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If it got a 9 or 10 there'd be a thread up:
>From is paying reviewers to shill their shit game.
Basically people are just being negative about something they've seen people be excited about. It's literally like this for every release now. Being negative and hating things is cool.
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>>333400096
>yfw
lol people like this actually exist. go outside man I'm serious.
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>>333400352
If you could skip the beginning it I would replay TP every year.
My favorite part of zelda are the dungeons and they were the best in TP.

But FUCK that god damn first hour or two of the game.
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>>333400197
i dont really care about rating as a whole dk3 can have 85 average for all i care it just the neverending shitposting /dsg/ will receive after this is not gonna be pretty. not after all those >miyazakiteamA hype.
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>>333400689
/dsg/ is always shit.
Might as well post on phpBB forums if you like that circlejerk shit on /vg/.
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>>333399517

>audience is part of the problem of inflated scores
>not simply the consequence

That's as retarded as saying that the citizens are the part of the problem instead of the state.
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>>333398916
That was never the review scale. If anything, the problem was that today's 7-10 scale actually had a purpose because you had far more games people might actually play that were outright broken. Contrary to popular belief on /v/, the general standards of the games have considerably improved in modern gaming. You might say that the best isn't nearly as good as it used to be, but if you randomly chose a game from a respectable publisher these days, you're much more likely to get a good or fair game than you were before. This isn't merely nostalgia for older gaming but for older review scores, and it's not really based on history.
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>>333400179
And DaS3 doesn't go towards that? It is the first game other than Bloodborne to make a shift to current graphics. The first 3 were all relatively similar with small increments as they were same gen, DaS2 arguably worse in some ways than DaS1.
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>>333389636
Not that surprising 2bh. Dark Souls 3 was a mixed team effort. It was Miyazaki co directing with a B-Team director and they were leading B-Team. Of course it would be an 8/10 effort.

Meanwhile S-Team (Miyazaki + From's A Team + Sony) made Bloodborne so naturally it's the superior game.
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>>333400779
/dsg/ is always shit but this thread is shittier
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>>333400667
I was okay with it, it was an interesting way to get new players into the setting and style of the game and served as an interesting contrast to when shit goes down and the game actually starts.

The only awful part was the stupid Wolf Link Twili Souls challenges, I heard the Remaster made it less drawn out but it would've been better to just have the minibosses and that's it.
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>>333400950
Its a different kind of shit.

This is just normal 4chan shitposting.
/vg/ is usually more circlejerk with avatars and signatures and tripcode and all this milennial preparedness shitposting

Different flavors of shit.
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>>333400845
And the meta average is higher than DeS and DaS1.
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>>333389636
Edge Magazine:
>Bloodborne - 10/10
>Dark Souls 3 - 9/10

Gamespot:
>Bloodborne - 9/10
>Dark souls 3 - 8/10

And the metacritic DaS3 average will inevitably continue to fall...

What's the gameplan here PCucks?
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>>333400841
I am just saying that you couldn't release a game looking like Dark Souls today and have that be acceptable. Naturally, Dark Souls III has better graphics than any previous entry, making in that sense a better game, but standards have increased because it's a new generation. More importantly, the effect that Dark Souls has on gamers has diminished and Bloodborne did more to recreate that then Dark Souls III does.
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>>333399280
dark souls 3, no brainer
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>>333401164
>user scores cut out
>focus on reviewer scores.
you are doing it wrong.
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>>333401164
>caring about reviews
Form your own opinion drone.
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>>333400836
So if games start getting more 7s /v/ isn't going to shit on them? /v/ shits on stuff that is 89 now. If it doesn't have a 9 or above it is garbage. The standard /v/ argues gets higher each year no matter what the reviewers are doing.

Citizens actually are part of the problem as power is ultimately in their hands. That is how revolutions work. It is dismantling the state and putting something else in place that citizens find more acceptable.
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>>333401071
>27 reviews
not for long :^)
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>>333401164
>suddenly metacritic is matter
phew i did not see that coming
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>>333389636
>redundant bosses and areas

oh yeah fuck content
why cant they just sell stuff through DLC?
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>>333401308
there arent any user scores metacritic for das3 yet you shithead. at least not for the ps4 version which is what i capped.

you know whats interesting? i could have sworn bloodborne's user score was at 8.7 just before before das3's release, and it's suddenly gone down to 8.5. I wonder why :^)
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>>333401515
8.7 and 8.5 are both fair for bb.

Between 8 and 9 is pretty good.
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If the camera and lock on give you trouble you're just bad at the game.
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>>333393259

it has denuvo
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>>333401224
You can't say DaS3 isn't meeting new standards because graphics then.

Doing something different isn't about standards as DaS1 gameplay can still be the standard for that sort of game. Recreating for the sake of it can make shit worse not better or even a different standard as the game is something different.
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>>333401705

>paid reviewers

of course they are shit. they probably spent 5 hours at the tutorial boss and blamed the camera for it.
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>>333393259
I dunno I think the games are kinda shit without the online component.
But then again pc will be full of hackers.

So if you have a console I would say buy it but if you plan to play it on pc then just pirate it.
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>>333393115
For me I think I'd give it an 8.5 instead I think while the formula is a little stale I think that they really stepped up this time in combat, the weapon arts and just that little bit to the combat to deepen it enough to feel like a slight improvement but not a total take over.
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>>333393445
we would have know by now for sure, like for every other denuvo title recently

stay mad sonygger faggot, getting this one for free
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>>333401909
>You can't say DaS3 isn't meeting new standards because graphics then.

Again, you are missing the point. DaS3 could still be an objectively better game than previous entries because standards have been raised. Perhaps DaS3 is less impressive graphically even though its graphics are clearly superior to Dark Souls.

>Doing something different isn't about standards as DaS1 gameplay can still be the standard for that sort of game

That's where the derivative aspect comes in. Dark Souls was derivative compared to Demon's Souls, but was such a massive improvement in so many ways that it clearly built so much on that game's foundation. It's questionable whether this game as advanced as much from Dark Souls as Dark Souls did from Demon's Souls.
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>>333402263
>we would have know by now for sure
How when the PC version isn't even out yet?
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>>333393902
>taking any modern reviewers seriously
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>>333401930
They literally are paid in the sense that they aren't doing this for free.
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>>333402287
>Dark Souls was derivative compared to Demon's Souls, but was such a massive improvement in so many ways that it clearly built so much on that game's foundation

t.jealousPCgamer
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>>333402508
How am I wrong?
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>>333400147
I know man Dragons Dogma leaked early as many people that have early copies I was hoping for something but I guess we'll have to wait
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>>333402350
every other denuvo game was known to have it even before release
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>>333390035
Redundant late game areas?
Are they complaining that there is too much content?
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>>333400836
The question about "a ton of feathers and a ton of lead are dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first?" is better imo. Then again, technicalfags go "muh lead because muh wind resistance of feathers".
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>>333402681
Nope, pretty much all of them were unknown apart from EA ones and that is only because all EA games now use it.
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>>333401515
Confirmation bias. Correlation does not equal causation.
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>>333400096
If it bothers you so much just filter and hide threads. I've avoided all DaS3 threads due to spoilers and I'll keep doing it after I finish the game because, regardless of how good the game is, the threads will just be shit (even compared to the average /v/ thread, which is already quite shit to begin with).
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>>333400000
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>>333402807
>>333402350
>>333393445
you're the one that has to provide source for it having denuvo, faggot.
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ITS NOT FAIR

http://www.cubed3.com/review/2734/1/dark-souls-iii-pc.html

http://www.gamecrate.com/reviews/review-dark-souls-3-feels-familiar-and-not-so-safe/13269

http://www.gameplanet.com.au/pc/reviews/g57021b108bf2e/Dark-Souls-III-review/
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Ouch. Time to move on from this copy past series.
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>>333395319
>>333395319
>>333395319
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>>333403276
>baleted
they do it for free
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>>333403942
Time for Enchanted Arms 2! let's go From!!
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>>333402287
>Perhaps DaS3 is less impressive graphically even though its graphics are clearly superior to Dark Souls.

It isn't. No one is saying this. No review is nothing.

I asked what standards have improved that it isn't meeting.

>That's where the derivative aspect comes in.
A derivative isn't bad though if it derives from the standard. It is only bad if the standard has improved because something else was made that was better or it is known how it could be improved. Where has the standard improved?

If you could create the perfect video game then all games derived from it will be perfect except where they deviate if they deviate..
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I admire Gamespot, they've always been ruthless as fuck.
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>>333404309
Scoring methodology has changed over time and also the games have been reviewed by different people.
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PKEKS BTFO ONCE MORE
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>>333389871
I only play 9.5's anything less and it doesnt deserve my time.
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>>333404303
>It isn't. No one is saying this. No review is nothing.

I was just giving an example of what could be considered an improvement of standards.

>A derivative isn't bad though if it derives from the standard.

Let met put it like this: there's an inherent value to originality and Bloodborne is superior to Dark Souls in this respect.
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>>333404309
I respect their Skyword Sword review more. That took balls.
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BB IS FUCKING PHENOMENAL
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>>333404836
sonygger leave
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>>333394220
Why would i want to play a game i've already watch a let's play of ?
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>>333400836
THIS. IMAGE. IS. FUCKING. REAL.
I have never seen a more accurate portrayal of /v/.
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>>333389871
At full price? Yes I'll only buy 9.0 games. Anything else is getting bought used or on sale.

Scores don't stop me from playing games, they just determine how much I wanna pay.
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>>333401767
source pls otherwise you are a faggot
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>>333404718
>Let met put it like this: there's an inherent value to originality and Bloodborne is superior to Dark Souls in this respect.

There is no inherent value to originality. A wholly original game can be complete shit. Bloodborne is also derivative of souls games it just deviates from Souls games more than others, hence the different name. Just because it is different doesn't mean it is automatically better and also you cannot apply what is BB to a new souls game otherwise it wouldn't be a souls game it would be BB like Bloodborne 2.

Bloodborne is actually a somewhat different standard to Souls games. As you can say BB magic system doesn't meet the standard of any magic system let alone a souls game. It is shit, but you can argue that isn't what kind of game BB is. You can't judge a game for not doing something it wasn't intending to do. So to say DaS3 is shit because it isn't doing what BB did is also wrong as it wasn't trying to do BB it was trying to do something that more closely relates to Souls than BB.
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>>333405812

>Some person I don't know decides whether or not i'm willing to buy a game or paying a certain MSRP
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>>333394526
Never forget.
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>Tfw Demon's Souls will always be the greatest Souls game.

Those of you who have actually played it played it, search your heart, you know it's true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kUDZYfBugA

True sequel when?
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>>333406095

>someone was paid to write this

lol
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>>333405883
>A wholly original game can be complete shit

I didn't say it was sufficient to make a good game, but as a quality to a game, the novelty combined with the polish is what makes a game good. If I played an absolute masterful game to exhaustion and then I play the remastered version of it, even if it's an objectively superior game in every respect of polish, I would enjoy it less and in terms of novelty, it's utterly deficient and might be a overall worse game because of it.

>Bloodborne is also derivative of souls games it just deviates from Souls games more than others, hence the different name.

Again, I said less derivative.

>Just because it is different doesn't mean it is automatically better and also you cannot apply what is BB to a new souls game otherwise it wouldn't be a souls game it would be BB like Bloodborne 2.

Bloodborne is probably as polished as Dark Souls III, but it changes the combat considerably more than that games does. If somebody has played through the entire Souls series up to BB and DSIII, they'll find BB more novel and probably more enjoyable than DSIII because of how comparatively derivative the latter game was.

>So to say DaS3 is shit

I didn't say that. But for various reasons, Bloodborne is the better game, to the extent that if Bloodborne deserves a 9, DSIII gets an 8.
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>>333406095
is that the actual gamespot review? lerl
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>>333406095
>>333406531
No, it's PC Gamer's.
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>>333405883
Bloodborne is a literal masterpiece though.
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>>333398916
>not posting the newer version
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>>333406158
Man they overrated the difficulty so much for this game. Demon's Souls was my first Souls game and I played it hearing how hard it was. I kept thinking shit, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, and then I hardly ever did. All you gotta do is literally not play like an idiot. I never got this Demon's/Dark Souls is hard meme. I'm not just memeing here, I genuinely mean this. You want actual hard SP games play some classic NES or SNES stuff.
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>>333389636
So blunderborne was paid reviews? Okay
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>>333407034
>MGS5
>Witcher 3
>GOTYAY FOREVER
please. MGS5 was a game that proved to me that without doubt paid reviews exist and reviews are utterly fucking meaningless in the present day. Hell they've been meaningless since around 2008 actually..
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>>333407232
somebody post that ign fake review thing vs real review for bb :^)
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>>333390035
>>333390673
>>333390687
>>333389636

>Taking IGN reviews seriously
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>>333390205
8.0 too many bosses - IGN
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>>333390251
MGSV got a 10/10 from both IGN and GameSpot.
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>Paying attention to reviews.
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PC or PS4?

PC
>+Better Graphix/FPS
>-Significantly higher chance of enountering 3rd-worlders/hackers
>-Digital

PS4
>+Less risk of BRs/hackers
>+Physical
>-Worse graphix/FPS
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>>333404309
they used to be quite ruthless but now they've started handing out 10s like skittles

just another shilled reviewer now m8

they also had that kane and lynch (was that what it was?) drama back in the day where they fired someone for posting a bad review for a game
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Gentlemanly reminder.

Dark souls 1 had an average of 7-8 on every review site before it became a meme.
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>>333406158
It's hard to really put a finger on which was better, Demon Souls or Dark Souls. Both were just fantastic games.
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>2016
>trusting reviews

dayly reminder they gave alien isolation a 5,9
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>>333407951
And I respect that. Because that's what it deserves.
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>>333406158
I had more fun with BB but that first playthrough of demon's just going from the /v/ recommendation without any expectations was pretty great.
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>>333389636
Lol. PCucks REALLY needed this game (a multiplat btw top kek) to counter BB and call it shit. What a shitty two years it's been for them. Meanwhile I'll be playing both Bloodborne and Dark Souls III on my PS4. Good times, niggas, good times.
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>>333400096
Us sonyniggers are playing it too. Honestly dude, the only reason this stupid shitposting BS goes on is all the PC guys making threads about how BB is terrible because they don't get it.

I'm just going to enjoy both, welcome to fucking adulthood.
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>>333389636

>everyone agrees that all review sites are corporate shills
>/v/ always has a thread about IGN or Gamespot's review on any big name game and makes a big fuss about it, down to the littlest numbers

All threads about game reviews should be banned.
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>>333406158
I would want to be this enthusiastic about games as this review is(even if this is act)
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>>333408258
Buy console for 1 game shiiiiiiiit
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odd considering people have been saying the late game areas are the best in other places, the difficulty curve apparently goes up, and the bosses get better
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>>333408520
its not an act. everyone that actually gets souls (and is not a fucking retarded memer just jumping on the bandwagon) was that giddy about demons, dark souls and bloodborne.

i havent played dark souls 3 yet so we'll see.
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>>333389636
>giving a fuck about review scores

we go over this every time anything gets released for fuck sake
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>>333407034
>3/10 not being gotyay
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DELETE THIS

FUCKING DELETE IT NOW

FROM IS A DEVELOPER STUDIO MADE OF THE FINEST DEVS THEY AREN'T CAPABLE OF MAKING A SHITTY GAME, THESE JOURNALIST JUST NEED TO GET GUD!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>333389636
'its good game you have, shame if something happened to it'
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>>333407232
>>333407347
>>333408348
>>333401323
>r-reviews don't m-matter anyway
lol pcucks. i just love the ever present hypocrisy and mental gymnastics at play.
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>>333389871
>under 9.3
>A good game

Pick 1.
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>>333406158
we can all agree that demons sousl easily had the best music right?

i mean, what the fuck is that music anyway? its like avante-garde horror circus opera music or some shit. it's fucking fantastic and ive never heard anything else like it!
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>>333389871
>are we pretending 8.0 is bad now?
>Now

Christ sake.
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>>333409284
>murkan "sports"
lol
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>>333409052
Why is Sony hated so much?
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>>333409501
I really dislike that midi sound. I think Bloodborne's is better, though.
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>>333409649
Pc friends and nintendoyearolds favorite boogeyman
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>>333409702
its midi? i didnt even realise that. i still think it sounds great
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>>333389636
> Pretending a 4 out 4 is bad
> Pretending a game that is 80% positive is bad

mods delete this bait thread
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>>333409879
I don't see how that's possible. It's very clear in every track.
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>>333389636
>Expert level design
>Redundant late-game areas

How do they even write their reviews?
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>>333389636
B-TEAM DOES IT AGAIN!
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>>333407130
stop lying to yourself
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>yfw a meme game dies
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>>333410854
stop being retarded
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>go watch Gamespot's Ratchet and Clank gameplay on youtube
>one of the worst playthroughs I've ever seen
>Game starts him off with super health and he still manages to die
>wasting ammo everywhere then talking about how little ammo there is in the game
>whenever he's not almost dying he's just talking about how funny groovitron animations are
>every time someone asks him a technical question he gets the answer completely wrong
>partner asks him "Are you gonna review this game when it come out?"
>He responds "No, I'm reviewing Dark Souls 3."

The worst part of the review isn't his weird negative points, especially since 8/10 is a pretty good score. It's the way he uses bigger words to hide the fact that he has no idea what he's saying. The difference between him talking normally and him talking in his review of DaS3 was just painful to listen to.
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Gone Home confirmed for masterpiece

>taking video game reviews seriously
>ever
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>>333395849
User scores everywhere:

>give a 0 to a game if you don't like it
>give it a 10 if you do

Super reliaable
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But that's wrong OP
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>>333405918
Not some person. I usually go by aggregate sites, like metacritic.
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So now it looks like we can all agree that Bloodborne is far and away the best Souls game with Das3 being a stinky turd.
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>>333411147
looking at youtube videos of demon soul dont make you a pro son, your're not fooling anyone
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>>333405918
>I'm a mindless consumer

Good goy.
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>>333389636
WHAT DO WE DO NOW? IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>333411683
please kill yourself
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ITS NOT FAIR THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOTY. FROM WAS FINALLY SUPPOSED TO WIN IT
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here is a list of reviews the same guy has given in the past:
http://opencritic.com/critic/1415/mike-mahardy
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>>333411696
>I'm a shitposting cunt
Good /v/. Doing us all proud.
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>>333408258
that's a lot of money for 1 game
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>taking a site that reviewed DaS2 higher than 3 seriously
Nigga do you think I care? Between this and BB I'm goddamn set until Nioh.
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>>333411804

I'm considering suicide. It's just not fair. But we still have dota.
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he gave higher scores to :
Rise of the Tomb Raider - 9
xcom 2 - 9
the witness - 9
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he has never given a game 10/10
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>>333408708
i would feel redundant too if i got my asses handed to me 50+ times by Nameless Bro.
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>>333394220
>he doesn't remember
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>>333398670
>>333399296
>>333399664
Kevin Vanord has left Gamespot. Too bad, he was probably their best reviewer, as pretentious as he was.
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>>333413530
Damn i kinda like him. The only reason why i subscribed to Gamespot in the first place desu.
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Has anyone else been watching LPs of the game? The level designs are nothing like they were in previous games. Every map is wide open. Every hallway is at least 4 men wide. Every room is gigantic, with just a few enemies planted inside. All the architecture looks scaled up.

It looks like the levels are just big open backdrops, so you can hack and slash the same enemies in same encounters. I haven't seen much intricacy. Like the first two titles in the game offered.
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>>333413530
MGS4: 10/10
FFXIII: 8.5
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Why doesn't the Bloodborne review also have the inconsistent camera and lock-on issue. Is it because it's a Sony exclusive?
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>>333414080
did you know hes also gay? kek
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>>333414127
it was fine the only bad area is chalice dungeon lookalike. i dont understand your complaining do you mean the lack of small corridor-like area is a negative thing now?
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>>333414080
dunno if he's a good reviewer but danny o dwer is likeable as fuck
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>>333409589
>yuropoor sports
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>>333390062

TP is my favorite game but I'll admit that 8.8 is a pretty fair assessment. It's dungeons are great, the setpieces are consistently fun and it's got the best combat mechanics the series has seen so far BUT it is pretty fucking easy, the artstyle is inconsistent and the pacing is pretty fucked. It's got highs and lows, though obviously I think the highs are higher than the lows are low.
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>>333414417
well that's new. He certainly have that charm in most of his segment tho. well, as long as he's not one of those screaming libtard why the fuck would i care.
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>>333414127
yeah ive noticed that too... looks really empty and unnecessarily huge. we'll see though when i play it in person if it hits the atmosphere/aesthetic mark. spoiled too much for myself already
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>>333414735

uh what is going on in this gif
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>>333414897
Soccer
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>>333414743
His main complaint had little to do with any of that. It was the derivativeness of the game and the poor presentation it had to games on the 360 and PS3.
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>>333389941
>This is how you know they didn't played the game.

This is how we know you didnt finished the fifth grade
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>>333413530
>>333414708
fuck i'm such a faggot i just mistook these two.
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>>333414897
Guy probably injured himself in the back and the medic is applying a spray to reduce the pain
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>expert level design

Is this a joke? Souls has never had good level design. It's entire premise is linear pathways with setpieces.

Not that that's a bad thing, but this implies that Souls has the type of level design you'd see in a platformer, which it fucking doesn't.
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>>333415005

There's some truth to the former though I think TP reinterprets enough of OoT's stylings to not be a full blown rehash, but the latter simply can't be helped. It's a Gamecube game ported onto a system that was already much weaker than those two consoles. Like sure, standards in 2006 and all but let's judge a 6th gen game for what it is.
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>>333415143
youre literally an idiot

i bet youre 16, too
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>>333390205
Remember the shitshow Demon Ruins were?
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How can a game have "expert level design" and "thrilling combat" and "creative, challenging bosses" while only getting an 8?

What?
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>>333415262
>How do I into apostrophes
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>>333389636
>Creative, Challenging Bosses

Fucking lol
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>>333414531
Were the abundance of small corridor-like areas not part of what made the previous games so good?

I'm just saying, look at Undead Burg compared to the new starting area.(I forget it's name) Undead burg folds in on itself, so you weave and cross through familiar sections. You can stand in one area, and see the abush of hollows below. The lower undead burg below that, the ambush ahead, and the hollows standing on the bridge. You can see the bridge above where the dragon rests, and in the distance the tower that leads to the taurus demon. You can even see that little balcony with the merchant.

You get different vantage points of the level as you progress through it. Every bit of the level either gives you a glimpse of where you're going, or where you've been. And enemies are creatively placed, taking advantage of the terrain, by creating choke points.

Now? The levels are most flat ans sprawling. There's no need to scout ahead, because wherever you go, the enemies will be obvious. And when they do try to ambush you, they can't choke you because you have so much space, you can just roll out of every situation. Run about a mile away, and heal... Not that you need to run very far to heal anymore. Because now healing is practically instant. Unpunishable.
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>>333415239
As much as I love TP and think it's the most polished Zelda, (fuck Skyward Sword, objectively worse than 2006 game in almost every way), I can't help think that Jeff is right.

He actually wanted to give it the equivalent of 6/10 when it was released, but the rating system GameSpot used back then wouldn't let him.
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>>333415291

>2016
>thinking gameplay is the most important part of a game

What are you, not a casual?
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>>333415398
>how do i into man-ass
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>Colossal boss you just asslap for fifteen minutes
>Fast, aggressive boss, better hope they don't fuck up the iframes this time around
>Stationary, nohp mage boss

>Creative, challenging bosses
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>>333395707
Is it gone home now?
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>ample secrets

Erotic, but most likely inaccurate. What, there is a cubby with a dead body with a humanity/soul on it? Fucking amazing.
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>>333390205
>Redundant late-game bosses and areas

Truly, a faithful sequel to the first DS
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>>333415291
Because 8 is a good score.
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>>333416316
Since when does "expert" and "thrilling" and "creative/challenging" mean something is merely "good"?
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>>333416316
No, 7 is a good score. 8 is great.
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>>333394526

You know, it was overrated as fuck but I didn't entirely hate Gone Home. The sound design and means of storytelling were quite good. The actual story and complete lack of compelling gameplay? Not so much. But I don't think it was a complete blight on vidya or anything, I do like how it managed to tell an entire family's story without using a cutscene or forced dialogue. It almost never forced the player into exposition other than Sam's voiceovers (which should have been removed for consistency's sake) and I wish more actual video games would do that.
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>>333389636
>following any review site other than based Unbiased CCG
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>>333416423
You can have excellence in parts, and then lack luster in other parts. Maybe the game is only 80% excellent. Maybe, 8 out of 10 areas are amazing. But 2/10 are just so-so.
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>>333391926
Every AAA is editor choice for this guys, srly. That and the typical Indie.
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>BB remains the best of the series
Damn...
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>Watch a DS3 review to check someone's views and opinions.
>If it doesn't reflect yours even though you haven't played the game in the first place, dislike it and complain
What's the point?
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>>333416906
>You can have excellence in parts, and then lack luster in other part
Since when does lacking in boss variety and having a minor issue with a camera that no one else does take a game down from a 10/10 to an 8/10?
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>>333417269
Well... to play devil's advocate, can't you tell when someone is saying something seemingly false or disingenuous?
Like, I don't need a meteorologist to suspect the forecast of "spaghetti in the morning, followed by marshmallows in the evening". I'm preeeetty sure they're not a good at forecasting the weather.
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>>333417608
>preeeetty
Fuck off back to red_dit.
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>>333417423
Bosses and *areas*. Don't forget the areas.
I don't know, though. I haven't played the game. But maybe there are more redundant areas and bosses than you're imagining? Perhaps, you're imagining like one repeated area with two repeated bosses. But there's actually 2 repeated areas with 4 repeated bosses? I don't know.

Also, the camera and lock-on in souls has always be inconsistent shit. You figured they would fix that after 7 years.
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>>333417423
>take a game down from a 10/10

Are you implying that in the process of reviewing, critics should start at 10/10 and work their way down?

That's not how it works. Shit starts at 0, if it starts any higher that's called bias, which is fundamentally impossible to not have, but there is an acceptable margin of error.

If you honestly think a Souls game, or any game to date is a 10/10 you're damn near clinically retarded. Your standards for entertainment can't be THAT low.
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>>333417803
Oh shut up. I'm not from reddit. That's just a common colloquialism.
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>>333417978
>Are you implying that in the process of reviewing, critics should start at 10/10 and work their way down?
No. What the fuck are you talking about you idiot?
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>>333415551
Yes because you can just running gung-ho on cathedral deep, the swamp, and irithryll and nothing can ambush you there. are you sure we even watching the same game? Hell even undead settlement is several layer of depth that you can easily ganked by mob if you not careful. you really need to take that nostalgia glasses off man DK1 is not the all perfect masterpiece there is. Anor Londo is one fuckhuge area not to mention all the late game areas after that are pretty much the clusterfuck of giant corridor residence.
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>tfw just pre-ordered
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>>333390205
FORCED ANIMATION
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Games go by harsher standards because of the amount of time you have to invest in them.

I'm not investing time into a 7/10 even though it is a good game. I'll invest time into a 9/10 instead because it's a better use of my time.
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>>333390057
>not with those reviewer-proof controls
The game literally been retard proofed
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>>333417608
If you check that video every single complaint is about the score.They're not even trying to counter or explain what exacly is wrong with it.Porbably because they haven't tried it yet. But I get your point
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>>333418034
Certainly seems like that's what your implying. What else could you mean by that?

Nobody gave DaSIII a 10/10. There is no 10/10 in question. The only 10/10 is the implicative one you set by assuming that DaSIII by default is the mythical savior of gaming, and deserves a perfect score, so in your own delusion you are now confused how the score could have fallen to 8, when in actuality it rose there.

What the fuck else could you mean? The score didn't fall, it only fell in your delusion.
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>>333417901
>I don't know, though. I haven't played the game.
So then you admit no one should give a fuck about your retarded hypotheticals you keep posing.
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>reddit babby gets his casual normie game from gamestop
>since he's autistic he's tripping all over his sentences
>the neckbeard gives the lady his money
>"y-you too"
>he walks home briskly avoiding the crowd
>he gets home and places the disc in his sonypony console
>smug in the fact that pckeks will never ever get dark souls 3
>difficulty setting: artificial
>wade through the downgraded graphics and muddy textures to find the boss
>rapidly typing neogaf comments with his other hand
>the game is shit
>leave a 1 star review
>eat hotpockets all day
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>>333418531
The 10 didn't matter. It could have been 9 or 11. The point is that the the cons are not pros, and therefore the game didn't get as many points as it could have. And the weight of each pro and con is subjective.

You're going on some autistic rant about what the "default rating" for a game should be, but nobody gives a fuck.
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Not that I feel """gaming""" journalism has any credibility, but

>IGN: 9.5
>Game Informer: 9.3

I am not too worried.
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>>333418907

paid reviews
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>>333390687
no fucking way he did a blind first run in 20 hours
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>>333418097
Outer Anor Londo was the only real huge area, And it was boring, until you came to the narrow path leading down the gargoyal ambush and archers. Sure, it was pretty to look at. But there was nothing substantial, until you go inside the cathedral. Where the level was more confined.

After Anor Londo, you have the duke's archives, which is again layered and confined. Giant's tomb, which is again layered and confined. Drained New Londo Ruins, which is admittedly not that strong of an area. But not needlessly huge either.
And Lost Izalith. Which, coincidentally is the largest late game area and also the shittiest.

You seeing a pattern here? The best areas in late game DaS1, go from the most intricate to the least intricate.

I'm not that familiar with DaS3 yet. I could be wrong. But from what I've seen so far, it appears as though it's just large flat and sprawling. And yes, running seems to be the best tactic in the game. Because there's so much space, you can just go around everything with little trouble, and a few well timed rolls.
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>>333406502
There are people that have played all Souls games including BB and don't like BB because of how different it is to Souls games.
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>>333389871
Tripple A games get 8.0 for not setting your console on fire and not deleting your other savegames. If it scores lower than that, you just know something went HORRIBLY wrong, like PC release of last Batman game.
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>>333418537
You haven't played the game either. Otherwise, you wouldn't be asking "how does such and such complaint, equate to such and such score." Rather, you would have simply stated that the reviewer is right or wrong.

I'm only offering a way to reason the reviewer's score.
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>>333419529
>Otherwise, you wouldn't be asking
You're right. Otherwise I wouldn't be asking questions about something I don't know about you fucking retard.
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>>333389636
it's over
dark souls is dead souls
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>>333419619
Oh, look at the time. Schools out. I'm posting in hyper-aggressive baby time.
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>>333419053
the review copy was much easier
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>>333419810
You don't know how satisfying it feels to absolutely shit on your pretentious, worthless responses.

And now you're just gonna start tossing around insults. Keep going champ, but I won this battle.
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I feel like Dark Souls is the only game series in the industry that is rated in the full 1 - 10 point scale instead of the standard 6 - 10 point scale.
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Here's some objective proof that review scores don't matter.

>Dark Souls ever scoring lower than Dark Souls 2
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>>333419983
>How does this thing work? I don't understand.
>Maybe it works this way
>NUH UH RETARD
>Wow you're acting immature.
>BWAHAHAHA, I WON THIS BATTLE, CHAMP
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this entire thread
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>>333419210
>I'm not that familiar with DaS3 yet. I could be wrong
Exactly what is wrong with this whole argument. None of your criticism make any sense to me because from what i've personally seen DK3 has one of the most intricate area design yet (atleast miles better than dk2). The cathedral deep, the irithryll, even the high wall lothric is such a good design area. If your only major complaint here is about space-is-2inch-wider/10 why the fuck am i doing wasting time with you. Also i dont play the game yet that make both of us retarded for arguing shit.
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>>333400352
>best bosses

Nopenopenopenopenopenope

Some of the worst bosses the series have ever seen. All these years later and I'm still a pallet that they managed to make the spinner boss and the water boss the most tedious boring garbage ever put into a videogame. The spider was pretty mediocre too. The only decent boss was probably the yeti. I can't even remember the rest of the bosses in this game.
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>>333420097
By that's right
BB >>> DeS >>>>>>> big poopy penises>>>>>> DaS 2 > DaS >>> DaS 3
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>>333404189
Sorry senpai
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>>333422235
>Exactly what is wrong with this whole argument
Ehhh... I don't think so. I think we can discuss what we see, and how are experiences shape our expectations. There's nothing wrong with that.

I don't know the levels by name. So I don't know what you're talking about. And I'm not sure I've seen those areas yet.

I saw the swamp though. That place where you need to extinguish the torches, right? That place wasn't that intricate. They just scattered some mobs around the swamp. Like, I guess the fact that your movement is restricted ads to the thing. But eh... You're still just walking from point A to point B, while hacking your way to the next shiny thing.

>If your only major complaint here is about space-is-2inch-wider/10
If only the difference in space were that small, then I wouldn't be concerned. But it's not. From what I've seen, every area is much more spacious. Yet, there doesn't appear to be any use for the space. DaS2 had the same problem.
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There was the burning Goron in chains. He was super easy. Probably easier than the 1st boss.

The 1st boss was pretty cool actually. I will give it a pass on difficulty, because it's the 1st boss of the game. It's the plant monster. Where you need to use the boomerang to feed it bombs. Remember, the mid boss monkey would appear to help you. Swinging from vine to vine with bombs in his feet. So you can had to target the money, and the plant to get the bomb into the plant's mouth.

Neat concept.

The spinner boss was a tad tedious. But that was offset almost entirely, by the sensation of chasing the boss down on the spinner. It felt SO good.
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