http://slither.io/
>>333366638
Only change the first value.
19 is reddit.
viral marketing is not allowed
>>333366774
Its not.
tfw no bf
Alright /v/, we talk about our high scores a lot, but what is your average score?
I seem to average around 5.5k
has the lag improved for anyone else?
i seem to be getting a 0.25 second delay for all my actions instead of the usual 1 full second. also there seems to be a wave of new players so it's been incredibly easy to climb the leaderboard
>>333367616
seems like less people now
>#1 in server for like 30 minutes as TOP SNEK
>High score of ~50k
#1 for removing brazilian shills
>>333367428
I probably average about the same. If I don't make it to 10k, it's because I'm being waaay too aggressive at 1k.
>>333366638
only 1 server? could this be more laggy? where are the aus servers plz
>>333368115
I feel ya m8
Threadly reminder to kill all leddit.
>>333367428
about tree fiddy
>be #2
>earthworm color
>#1 also has earthworm color
>we're almost the same size
>find his tail
>he hasn't seen my head
>start coiling around him, hoping he mistakes my body for his own
>in less than a minute he dies
get fucked, snek
>>333368476
pics ore didn't happen
how do I dash?
>>333368379
>be named "REMOVE REDDIT SCUM"
>without fail every leddit snek charges me and fucks up
>eat their remains
Why does reddit suck at games? Too triggered by getting thick?
Post your high scores
What's your guys' names?
WHICH ONE OF TOU FUCKS IS PRAISE KEK
>>333369207
:^)
>mfw a gigantic motherfucker traps in four of us\
Getting nam flashbacks here m80s.
>>333369474
>mfw be a big motherfucker
>trap 2+ little sneks
>cage match
>let the last one standing win
survival of the fittest
Somebody needs to stop america before they get too powerful
>two sneks collide frontally
>one snek dies
what's the rng behind this
>>333369917
Hitboxes mean the larger snake dies.
>#Keanu4Prez
>Notice someone get ahead of me in rankings
>Leave my Ring of Death to cash in on a fresh kill
>get killed by small snake at 35352.1
It was my fault for getting greedy,
Today's good deed done.
Top snek reporting inpraise Allah
Just killed 7 sneks, 3 much bigger than me in less than 30 seconds
Got Kamikaze'd less than a minute later
>Coiling a snek while he coils a smaller snek
is coiling female sneks considered rape?
>That mad dash when big snek die
Got killed trying to cut across a coil by some <2000 snek.
Highest score so far by a huge margin.
>>333366638
thanks doc
>>333370943
Pretty sure that was me.
Made it to #2 as Benis and then I got distracted.
How do you make your snake go fast? I see people go fast. I could totally get to #1 if I knew how to go fast.
>>333371394
Thank you for the energy.
>>333371428
Click with mouse. Double tap if on mobile.
fuck its so laggy
why do they hate australia :(
Reddit vs Murika.Murika wonI ate both
how to fix low fps
>Game skips a beat
>5 sneks explode
This is fun even with lag.
>>333371617
nothin personel, except the fight THAT was personel
wew 4k new record
>>333371242
HOW DOES HE DEW IT
wew lad
>>333372038
>hunting reddit sneks
>run into reddit snek
>he panics and in an attempt to defend himself he rams into me when trying to intercept me and I didn't even have to lift a finger
how to kill big snek as little snek?
Ugh you finally get going then you die and have to start over again.
>>333372342
gusto
>>333372342
Ram in to them, eventually they all screw up and ram all to each other.
>all these sub 20K scores
I saw a streamer zoom out.
How does he do that?
>>333372579
You eat big to get big.
top 4 first try
>try coiling around someone
>lag
>game comes back and I'm fucking dead
This is a well designed server.
game lags too much to be fun
>>333372836
Brazilians
Not even once
>>333366638
what does that do?
>when you kill "LIGHT UP THE NIGHT" as Protoman
SHIT I JUST RAN INTO SOMEONE WHO I THOUGHT WAS MY TAIL FUCK
>>333373259
i almost did the same thing kek
>>333366638
how the fuck did someone reach 710K points?
Jörmungandr!
If you get big enough can you encircle the world?
>>333367428
Impossible to say since I often just go super greedy early to get a quick boost and then die with 20 points
>>333372342
When someone dies, don't rush in, people will rush in like crazy trying to eat them and get themselves killed then you can eat them too.
Anyone else want to work together to edit the message to "Redditors are cucks :3"?
>>333373534
Or if you do rush, do it in a straight line and then circle when you've reached the other side of the corpse. Everyone will just smash straight into you and you can circle around a lot of balls to consume in peace
>>333373597 >>cuck
cuck
>>333373387
In theory. Though as you tighten your coil, people will inevitably start spawning outside of it.
rad
This fucking lag is so fucking stupid
Why do people keep eating me even though my name is "Only homos can kill me"?
Is everyone fucking homosexual or something?
>>333374120
Go kiss a girl faggot.
>Play game
>Kill big reddit snake
And I won, time to stop.
lagging through some huge worms neck and I still end up killing him and what score do you care about your survival? 4k 6k more?
>>333373806
I was gonna brag about being #1 for a few seconds but I'm trash compared to you wow
>coil up to seem small
>Dumbasses try and coil me
>Speed out the gap
>Free 5k
So predictibaru
>>333374254
Nah, I died to a small red snake like a dumbass
thanks for stroking my ego though
How do you grow from 20k without being jumped by sneks?
>>333372991
enables skins, ignore second line.
>>333374505
Leverage your wide FOV and ability to run into yourself for defense. Just keep your head the fuck away from little sneks.
What is the more pro way to play? Mouse or keyboard?
>>333374690
didn't even know you could play on keyboard desu
>>333374690
I tend to over-steer with keyboard.
>>333374238
Yeah about 4k since you start being able to coil big targets
Before that it's boost full blast get those balls
Made a huge circle the entire game and many people spawned right inside of it.
I think there was a time when 6 snakes were inside my inner circle.
Shit was fun
>>333374505
You have hueg fov, whenever small shits start running towards your head you either coil or go full blast ahead
I prefer the second method
>>333374817
>hessische landesfeuerkommandobefehlshaberuntersekretärzentrale
>>333374854
>/v/cucks crashing into my titanic body blinded by their senseless rage
>come here to see them sperging out about killing little reddit sneks
you people are sad as fuck
>>333374907
ye forgot to erase my cringy stuff there
>>333374980
Reddit skin is OP since there's fewer of them around and it decreases the chance of accidentally confusing another guys tail for your own
Pls fix
First time in top 10. Short lived but fun.
>>333374817
>9gag
germans
>>333375071
rly? I see so many faggot reddit skins in game
>>333375093
>coiling like that as a ginormous worm
Nice food wrapping m8
called myself 'touch me get /\IDS'
>tfw playing 3 hours non-stop, instantly restarting after every death
Much like Agar this game is just addicting as fuck since it allows for so much raw gameplay with very simple mechanics
Literally seconds before I died. That purple faggot tried to snare me, I raced him with the intention of getting him trapped in between america and I, but sadly wasn't able to turn quick enough once I closed the gap and me and purple both died.
Still, finally got to #1 in this fucking game though.
>>333375124
It's because they stand out more
This fucking lag is unbearable.
ez 27k
>>333375293
Germoney here, apart from infrequent 1-second spikes it's bearable
>>333369917
Either largest dies, or it depends on minuscule divergence from full head-on collision. Since it's a continuous variable, the orientations will almost never be perfectly anti-parallel, and one snake will get fucked due to that 0.1deg difference.
>>333375302
was top 1
>be small snake
>find big snake, follow it until it dies from something
Works surprisingly often and puts me from ~50 to at least 1k usually
>>333375330
until the spike comes at the wrong time and you unavoidable die
>the little guy saw I'm named 'kill reddit scum' and realized this was his only chance to live
Reminder that Firefox gives you best fps and resizing window to a square gives you best FoV
>>333375485
cute
>>333374505
Go to the edge of the map and hunt AFK snakes. It's good to have buddies who will get like 5k and feed you. Pretty sure that every top score is a team effort.
>>333374817
Ayy, I was in there!
meme names trigger people and it makes me happy
>Call them snecks
>They clearly look like milipedes from a top down view
Why is dev so stupid?
>>333376014
Forgot pic.
>>333375485
>literally an hero
>>333375071
funny enough the only time I confused a guy's tail for mine was when I decided to use the reddit skin. literally never happened when I used one of the generic colors.
I just assumed the reddit guy was my tail because the color is so rare. Every other color even my own I automatically assume it's somebody else's tail even if it might be mine, but that rarely happens anyway because I'm usually aware of where I was last at.
>>333376062
They don't have legs nigga
>>333373597
>being this insecure you feel the need to do that
I'd rather edit the message to /v/ are cucks.
>>333376173
You just can't see the legs from the top
>>333376062
i'd be more immersed if they were millipedes, I can't unsee that shit now. plus millipedes creep me out more so it makes it more fun.
the server I played in crashed gg.
>>333376272
milipedes don't coil around their own body
>>333376360
>Insinuating
>>333375605
that is one insane coil. nice
>>333375389
Yeah that's pretty annoying when it happens
>Killing a 10,000+ point snake as a 100-500 point snake
>>33337641
I mean like this dumbass
>>333366638
what was the game that was pretty much exactly like this, but you were germs or something and could absorb the other players?
that one was better.
>>333376458
it's really easy because big snakes turn really fucking slowly.
Honestly once you start getting in the 10.000+ range you should start going in circles so you always have a safe place to quickly retreat to from these fast little fuckers
>>333376524
It wasn't desu
>>333372517
Oh that's a Japanese snake? I thought it was Canadian snake.
>>333376774
It's clearly a Peruvian snake, the dev caters to the kind of people that usually play these games: South American, Russians, East Europeans and other such sub-humans.
>>333376410
i like to image that they're millipedes as well
>Leave
>Come back an hour later
>The lag is even worse
God damn, are these servers on toasters or something?
>>333376905
server, single
too many bots
this game is going to get popular and /v/ will start hating it
> mansplain your way out of this cis scum>tfw when #2 uses his privileged to coil you while you coil>tfw someone coils him
I love this game.
>>333377425
it's already shit because of the lag.
Getting killed when you're on the leaderboard because of a lagspike and a tiny snake suddenly jerking in front of you is infuriating.
fuck i finally died. finally made it to 20k woo
anybody see murrica?
America was great again for a while.
>>333376524
it was agar.io and it was shit. this actually involves more strategy in terms of coiling people, cutting them off. way better in every way faggot.
>Crash into someone face to face
>They die, you live
I don't know how, but okay.
I will never get bored of coiling and eating bigger sneks.
I'm amazed this game feels as responsive as it does. I haven't really had any bullshit issues short of the server suddenly hanging a few seconds before continuing.
Then again I have low ping. How is it for you guys with higher pings?
>be top snek
>had 2 sneks coiled in glorious figure 8 formation, one finally dies, some outside snake runs in front of my head and I didn't react fast enough so the other escaped
so pissed but this game is so fucking fun
>>333377840
>getting coiled
>think its over
>see some baby snek ram straight into coilers head as he peeked out
I have never been so happy to see a reddit snek
>>333377840
The first one to face away wins.
In theory
>>333377874
>How is it for you guys with higher pings?
Like this
Whats stopping smaller sneks boosting right into your face? Seems kinda unfair.
I put my username as reddit and tryhards ITT tried to fuck me over but I was able to react easily enough.
>>333366638
>My snake is jittering all over the place
>Literally 1-2 seconds delay behind everything
I didn't want to play anyway.
>>333377930
I love chasing a bigger snek that's coiling another little snek.
They often completely spazz out and run into me or the inside snek.
>>333377874
how do you view ping?
This game would be a lot of fun if the servers weren't complete and total dogshit.
What the fuck even is this netcode
>>333378004
>Seems kinda unfair
How? That's balanced because you're huge as fuck and you can coil into yourself for defense. Do you just want bigger snakes to never fucking die? They have to have some weakness, they already have a huge advantage with defense and being able to easily coil multiple snakes.
>>333378069
what country you from?
>Not even touching another snake
>Die anyway
fuck these shit servers
are there multiple servers or is it always just us ~600?
>>333378171
I have google fiber for internet m8. It's not my internet. these servers are just fucking garbage.
>>333378171
somewhere in europe guessing by the hour
>>333378330
No. california actually.
>>333378262
fiber doesn't mean shit for pings when servers are in countries far away you dipstick
>>333378262
works for me :^)
>>333376595
>be babby snek with tiny turn radius
>see giant snek
>boost around his head, then take of the boost and go straight for his body
>he can't stop and runs into me
>devour the whole body
Beware of mini sneks
>you take the highscore as the longest snek of the day
what will be your message to the world?
jews did 9/11 :^)
>>333378717
Hitler did only one thing wrong.
>>333374817
>Circle for hours
>Eventually people accept you as the game's new limits
>Entire sub snake ecosystem spawns in there
>Go to check on it and there's one really huge snake inside of you
>>333378717
The Game
>>333378717
We did it, Reddit.
>>333378717
TRUMP 2016
I live in NZ, is this why this game is laggy for me?
>>333378717
BUILD WALL
ended by a babby snek.
>>333378717
Im a big guy for you
>>333378717
You can't leave a message unless you're logged into your facebook account.
>>333378717
don't talk to me or my wife's snek ever again
Every time I play this, the lag has gotten worse.
I can barely control where I'm going.
>>333379562
this
are they gonna fucking do something or what
I wish giant snakes got wider as well. I want to be coiled by a giant thick monster.
>>333379846
>I want to be coiled by a giant thick monster.
There's craigslist for that m8
>It's a mexican told his brazillian friend about a game episode
Lags getting so bad nobody is able to get above 20k right now
>>333373534
I started exploiting that, since people will rush I just have to do a series of turns to get in their way so they ram into me.
Works every time
>>333377874
>I'm amazed this game feels as responsive as it does.
hi dev
>>333379237
oh.
Not worth it then.
>>333380213
> following bigass snake, hoping he dies
> he's struggling with another hugeass snake
> tons of other medium snake start circling around like vultures
> one of the big one runs into a tiny snake
> second big one one dies because he's greedy as fuck and bumps into one of the vultures
> medium snakes rapidly growing
> complete clusterfuck of snakes dying everywhere
> swoop in at the end and come out with 15k score
These feels are the best
>>333380481
Cycle of life desu
>>333380314
No I'm genuinely impressed when there are no lagspikes.
I don't think you realize how hard it is to make it feel responsive in a game where extreme precision is required.
huge double wrap
fugg I can never take a screenshot before I die
anybody get killed by or see india's poo? I feel like we never see each other anons :(
take that anti-reddit snek.
That'll learn ya to kill me.
>>333380862
>wrapping a snake
>get double wrapped
>oppressor makes a wrong move and dies
>eat like king worm
>>333381062
Are you meme'ing son?
I've seen
> tfw no gf
> pepe
> >implying
> gas the juice and similar names
> sonygger
etc
This is my limit
Made it to nr. 3 before I died stupidly.
>>333380862
Nice.
>you are 5,000+ megasnek called 'kill all reddit', he is babby reddit pondscum which you coiled just to make a point
>getting tangled by your own coil victim
>you die, he lives
This is the worst feel. I hate how coiling takes forever unless you're putting yourself at unnecessary risk.
Christ it feels like there are more bots than players
> start coiling a snake without even speeding up
> he doesn't even try to escape
> as soon as the circle is complete he starts spinning perfect 360° nonstop
So fucking laggy, what a joke.
Why the fuck can you cross yourself?
>>333381898
Because otherwise you would never be able to make a 10k+ snake
>>333381898
Otherwise it would be impossible to avoid little shits diving for your face.
Too bad I didn't get into first place.
Pretty much unplayable until they get better servers.
>be 10k+ snek
>little shit runs head first into me while I'm scavenging
>I die and he lives
Great game. I was 4-5th fucking place too.
2nd place, then died like a bitch.
Coiling and eating #7 was pretty fun. I imagine he was pissed when he noticed he was stuck.
>>333382503
I don't usually get upset at games but cheap deaths like that make me mad.
>>333382629
I once was in position #5 and got coiled by #1
The circle was extremely long and I just kept him off, not really losing significant ground. Eventually he just gave up because tons of scavengers were showing up and trying to bump him from the outside
>>333382684
Actually, slither.io is one of those games which has absolutely failed to make me mad, ever. Even when I die from the top 3 on the leaderboards.
Partially because it's so easy to climb back up, and the game is fun at every stage (being a babby dueling other babbies or a midsnake trying to zig-zag into titans) rather than only being good when you're big. Arguably being big is the least fun part of the game
>>333382946
You've never had a lagspike while on the leaderboard and getting killed because some babysnek warps in front of you?
That's the kind of stuff that pisses me the fuck off.
>when little sneks aren't worth enough to replace the mass you lose boosting after them
#justbigsnekthings
>people complain about lag
>never notice any
>go over to my brothers place, he's not there yet so I play some slither
>insane stutter
oh
We don't live that far apart and we both have very good internet connections, and his computer is better than mine so kind of surprising.
It was a nice place at the top while it lasted.
>>333368584
Press any mouse key or the up arrow key.
Remember to enclose sneks and let them duke it out bros.
>>333369917
lil snakes always win.
>>333366638
Why is it so laggy?
>>333369917
Little snake is sure to win because of it's superior speed.
>get big
>game freezes
>die
nice game
>tfw suicide bombing at big guys faces
post top tier snek names NOW
>big blak snek
>kamikaze snek
>solid snek
>>333366638
Go away faggot.
>get coiled
>use up all my energy speeding inside the loop
>big snake is left with almost nothing
That brown one fought like a true soldier to the end.
>bunch of spics taking up all the top 10
>lag up the ass
why
Is the lag gone yet
gg no re
>>333384704
I kept searching for world peace, but I kept getting chased out of the center.
>>333384930
Forgot my pic
when is this going to get agario tier ports so that i dont have to play with 5 second input delay in fucking north america
this was only fun on day 1 before it ran like absolute trash
>>333384638
>>333384806
This game is even more beautiful because MGS memes always seem to be relevant.
>Get into top 10
>start bullying people in the outer rims
I got fucked by the lag and died but it was fun while it lasted
What is the fucking logic for knocking out snakes? I collided head to head with a snake much, much shorter than me and yet i still got destroyed. Why?
>>333385206
Short sneks get priority in headbuts I believe.
>>333385062
I always love going after caresneks lurking near the edges once I reach 5k+
>>333385047
I expected her to take her face off like a mask and some hideous man was there.
>>333385206
As stated before, larger snakes have larger hitboxes, so you will lose a 100% of the time against little sneks.
>>333385047
I want Joost to run into my snake
>>333372129
>play as reddit snake to trigger autismos like you
>they will zoom from way far away to try and find my head
>usually just have them coiled for very long time till they suicide
I dont even tighten my grip i just wait it out.
reminder that 10k is the cutoff for sneklets
Assorted feels:
>tfw you run through anther snake but lag in that moment so you survive
>tfw you get tired of encircling a snake so you pretend that you're leaving but speed up and kill them when they try and leave the opening
>tfw you don't go to the outer rim until you get in the top 10 because you're not a coward
>chilling on the edge because it's too laggy to do anything else
>eventually some faggot comes for me
wew
>realize the actual hitboxes for death are really tiny
>swooce right past giant snakes/allahsnakbars while they crash around/into me
haha
>>333385804
this so much
if you don't get 10k daily you're beta worm not a real snek.
Why the fuck is it so laggy
literally unplayable
Shit I let us down boys
>>333366638
>tfw you're trying to feed a tiny snek and you accidentally lag in front of it and kill it
S-sorry friend snaek
>>333366638
>Your final length was 25513
Welp, that was fun.
>We are adding more servers soon and trying
>to fix the lag spikes!
>Thank you for playing! contact us
While slither is laggy, post your slither battle themes
I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkWIFAswQjU
>>333388150
sauce?
>>333388150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8p_dQMsW4QSnek best girl
is anyones game like this?
Damn, longest I've gotten so far.
>>333384804
This happened to me earlier. I was at 8000.
>>333389543
my dreams were like this last night
pstd
>"Hitler did nothing wrong"
>11th
>Get killed because sudden lag spike
FUCK
The lag right now is insane, holy fuck.
What the fuck did brazil wake up? Whats with the fuckin crazy lag?
