E3 nintendo direct
> console gets revealed, its sleek
> new name, it isn't shit
> new controller, is both practical and has new features you never new you wanted until now
> 1st party games revealed, they're everythig you wanted and more
> 3rd part line up' they got it all
> overview of features, nintendo finally steps into modern gaming
> incredible tech demo, specs are revealed and beat the competition
> ends with nintendo logo turning from gray to red
> Now you're playing with power
What do?
Wake up
>Is backwards compatible
>>333282297
/thread
Stop making me imagine a better world we will never be, OP. It hurts.
>>333282297
Not believe their lies until the things I want release.
>Fzero NX
>characters and maps locked behind Amiibo
Yeah no
>>333282297
Its funny but then it's sad
>>333282297
Prepare my asshole for always-online.
>>333282297
Thread should end here.
They're gonna call it the Wii Us or something similar, I guarantee it.
less than 10 weeks until E3
>>333282201
>> 1st party games revealed, they're everythig you wanted and more
Id be excited if they made an amazing Mario, Zelda, and Smash. But we all know thats not going to happen
My "review" of Memetendo
posting in a children's thread
he buys expensive Fischer-Price toys
Iwata
a failed businessman, the trick code monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and dying. Brava Iwata, brava!
Reggie
a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson fils-amie?'). he knows he's the least popular employee and desperately tries to fit in by making Reddit-tier jokes
Miyamoto
an over-the-hill "developer" weighed down by his talentless cronies. only makes simplistic video games because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'The Nintendo NX' will expose him as a fraud and be a spiritual and economic disaster. He will eventually go the route of gunpei yokoi , shrivel up and die at the ripe age of 80
Bill
the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters social media on while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual devlopment budget money.
Sakurai
the only dev showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown Nintendo.
I like how Memetendo is a company founded upon innovation, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from miiverse if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the company has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, put on puppet shows and make bad facebook memes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.
