I think this is going to be the greatest interactive movie ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pelrr__9qx8
I can't wait to see what David Cage thinks Detroit is like
Is the joke that everyone in Detroit is subhuman?
I hope they include an ending that lets you pull a race traitor and commit genocide upon the androids, all just for the lulz.
>That title
DAS RAYCISS
WE WUZ KANGZ
>>333202947
I'm betting Jennifer Lawrence will try to sue Sony for using her likeness. It'll be another Ellen Page/Lindsay Lohan situation.
How many times do you think the petite short-haired female in this David Cage game will strip down to her underwear/be accosted by sexual predators/urinate this time?
>>333203864
It's a David Cage "game". There will be 2 endings at best and both of them stupid.
>>333203851
No, the joke, as always, is David Cage's career.
I can't wait for
>the poor writing
>the poor acting
>the awkward body and facial animations
>the attempted rape scene
>the obligatory shower/nude scene
>the awkward sex scene
>the part where they introduce magic into the story
>the ending where you kill yourself
And moooooooooooooooore
Can't wait for the top tier cringe inducing scenes, hilarious bad writing and epic memes this David Cage vidyakino is going to bring us
>>333204314
But I wanted to pull a Noel Ignatiev so bad...
>>333205024
Can't wait for the Industry to paint this "game" in a good light and saying it is going to be a masterpiece until it finally releases and everyone says it was crap and David Cage says some pompous shit to make it look like everyone else is at fault to not liking it.
>>333202947
Are they implying that the people that live in Detroit are not human?
>>333204161
not nearly enough if you ask me
SSSSHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN
Talented team but David Cage sucks
>Detroit
>ever becoming human
lol
>Detroid: become human
HOLY KEK
>look up for this
>it unironically exists
>not some parody
>fucking quantic dream of all studios
>that fucking cover
>neofags and sonybabbies will eat this shit up
Jesus
Thank god I dropped vidya
>detroit
>not in ruins
probably the most unbelievable part of the game
>tfw just recently played beyond and even though quantic dream is bashed by /v/ i thought it was pretty good and i became obsessed with ellen page
Oh boy, time for da bad gaem. Can't wait for the LP
>>333202947
Will I be able to actually suck a dude's dick in the back of an alley for real this time?
I was disappointed in Beyond: Two Souls I agreed to blow some dude, and then Ellen Page bails out.
I wanted to see some lesbian sucking a guy off.
>>333205973
>and i became obsessed with ellen page
Sorry Anon but she became full gay.
>>333205814
Sonyggers have never fallen for a Quadratic Dream game since PS2 and fucking Indigo Prophecy
after that not a single fucking person fell for this horseshit.
>>333205875
Its science fiction. Detroit will be fine in the future, its already making a comeback.no its not
>Mfw she's gonna get BLACKED for sure
>>333206103
>never attractive to Ellen Page
>she says she's gay
>instantly have the hots for her
I dunno why when she went gay I was turned on.
Pure epic meme magic will come out of this
Im unironically hyped for this.
>>333202947
>this. is OUR story
and into the trash it goes
I look forward the david cage patented scene where the main female character gets attacked while in her underwear
>>333205452
Wasn't Detroit America's biggest chimp reserve?
>>333206450
same.
the title alone is absolute gold.
>>333202947
>implying Detroit will ever become human
>>333206103
>that video where she went to a fetish wrestling company
>puts a guy in a headscissors
>she didn't get put into any holds
Darn shame.
>>333202947
Man the title alone has already made this game worth, David Cage everybody!
>>333206513
Or the shower scene?
Or the awkward sex scene?
Or the illusion of choice?
>>333206513
I get a feeling that David Cage should just direct porn.
I'll get it cheap in a few years for the qt.
>>333202947
>I think this is going to be the greatest unintentional comedy ever.
Fixed that for you.
this is going to be fucking abysmal
>tfw I'm going to detroit tomorrow for an iron maiden concert
I'll only be watching the super best friends playthrough of it
>>333202947
>post yfw you don't live in Detroit
>>333206092
>actually caring about LPs
When did /v/ get this underage and cancerous?
>>333207649
Me on the right.
>>333207560
>tfw going to a Tigers game next week
Better not be fucking cold
that feel when you live in detroit
>>333204569
i cant wait towatch the stream on youtube
oh and
SHAUN
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>>333207626
>woolie will most likely be in it
>>333207737
tell us more about how *you* deserve to be famous for playing games, anon
Try to predict the number of attempted rapes in this game. Based off the last few games I'm going to guess 2-3.
>>333207960
What the fuck are you talking about, you idiot?
In these cyber-times of Machines and Cybernetic Space Hybrids, will we lose sight of what is to be Hu-Man, man?
>>333207424
Imagine if he had a porn game that played similar to the games and keeps the options and choices.
You go around accepting making fuck, and choose what positions.
I'd play it if the main character was a hot female actress.
>>333208013
im gonna say 4+ since shes a robot and the black robot was looking at her funny.
If you cannot reject becoming human and choose to slut it up as a sex slave robot, what is the point?
>>333208142
Kek i wish
>>333205452
Nah this is super cyber-future Detroit where there are Androids and engineered Cyber-folk, and just like Pinocchio they wonder what it's like to be Hu-Man. It's like a metaphor.
>>333202947
>those comments
>those likes
what planet am I on.
>>333204105
What Lindsay Lohan situation?
How does david cage even have a job?
>>333207898
>living in Detroit
How?
>>333202947
>Detroit
>Become human
>You control the last nigger living in detroit
>Every other nigger in detroit has been captured and enslaved
>you are a criminal scum with an addiction to bananas,chicken and watermellons
>"Through trial and error - A David Cage production- a nigger fighting against his fate"
>Determined to eat chicken and become human "
GOTY 2016 right here grab it while it's hot.
>>333208142
I wanna go around and just blow dudes for a living.
But I know David Cage is gonna censor the scenes or fail to deliver like the 10 dollars scene in Beyond.
>say yes to blow dude
>get on knees
>she changes her mind
Fuck you, Cage.
Even if they show no dick, but an angle with her heading bobbing back and forth would make me diamonds.
I still haven't played TLoU even though it came with my ps4. Is it really one of those 'cinematic' ganes? From what little I've seen there seems to be stealth like gameplay but I always see /v/ rip on it for being a movie.
But is it action packed?
>>333208547
It's insane, right? Especially now that people are making David Cage-ass games like Until Dawn that don't suck.
>>333206103
I know she's gay and knew well before going into the game.
I can say I finally understand all the girls that go crazy for men even though they're aware they're gay.
>>333208634
I bought it, and wanted to see what it's like.
Lots of stealth.
There are some scenes where they talk a bit, but mostly you'll be walking around listening to the characters talk.
Then you'll have a shooting scene or action scene and fighting human enemies or the zombies.
But mostly walking and listening, with a couple of scenes to watch in between.
I thought I'd be watching more scenes, but I mostly was walking around.
>>333208634
it's "cinematic action" but it's definitely more of a game than anything David Cage
>>333202947
There's no way this is real
I'm going to avoid clicking that link so I can believe it
>>333208634
/v/ exaggerates the movie-ness of TLoU dramatically, it's just RE4 gameplay with stealth mechanics.
She only wants to become human because she's so horny yet lacks an actual vagina and it driving her mad.
>>333207898
desu the suburbs were comfy
Nice old houses with nice old black grandparents
>>333209065
It's more like MGS4 gameplay
>>333202947
>Detroit
>game where you have to evolve out of your primate state
Coolio
I am always so excited for david cage games.
They're always the pinnacle of stupidity and unintentionally hilarious.
It's gonna be great.
>>333209543
I agree, fellow Anon.
There is no doubt my friend will buy it, and I'll play it.
I'm having a blast with Beyond: Two Souls right now.
The story is so retarded and one moment I'm escaping rape, and the next moment I'm a little kid chocking my father.
I have no idea what's going on.
I got done with the Native American scene with the evil spirit and riding horses.
>>333203851
Jesus fuck the cringe. This is high school fanfiction tier writing.
Couldn't they have made a more subtle fucking trailer all that exposition was unnecessary.
>There are people itt who aren't descended from Mansa Musa of Mali
How does he keep getting so much money?
>>333211409
AND I POST THE WRONG FUCKING PICTURE FUCK
>>333211534
>>333211409
Well casuals still keep eating up Todds casualized open world games.
For David Cage, all the normies love their movie games.
>>333208524
a GTA loading screen or box art or something
Yo can anybody explain to me why David Cage keeps getting funding for movie games when he literally cannot fucking write or direct a movie, let alone a game?
It's like when everyone says it's a bad game, they forget to mention that if you take out the interactive elements you are still left with atrocious storylines, thematic inconsistencies, dumb dialogue and shit characters.
Video game developers who literally specialise in game design and programming as their sole focus in their life and career still manage to shit out better plots and writing that are not only consistent with good gameplay BUT also on their own merits are entirely competent.
There's a fucking reason he never made it as a director. How is he fucking making ANOTHER game.
>>333212090
People buy David Cage games for some reason.
>>333202947
>Using Detroit: Become Human
Are you implaying the majority of Detroit population aren't human?
ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT?
>>333212258
explain to me why David Cage keeps getting funding for movie games when he literally cannot fucking write or direct a movie, let alone a game?
Because they sell.
Maybe you don't enjoy themlike me, but others do, and no I'm not going to bite the bait and won't argue with you about why I enjoy them
>>333208524
>>333211931
She said Rockstar used her likeliness for pic related, and Rockstar even stated it's based on a model.
Rockstar asked the court if they could just drop the case, since they didn't use Lindsay Lohan.
Some retard in the court system allowed the case continue on.
I don't know what has happened since, since that just recently happened.
Case has been going on for like 2 years now.
>>333202947
>yfw Kara is real now.
>333202947
the next STALKER game should be set in Detroit
>>333202947
>Detroit Become Human
HOL UP
>>333212090
his initial ideas are very marketable, which makes people feel secure that he can turn a profit for them
>>333212442
This.
It's the same principle as people enjoying the transformers or new spiderman movies. Don't be jealous about what others are able to have fun with.
Detroit: Become Blacked
>>333213349
Detroit: BLACKED edition
>>333212442
There's absolutely nothing good about David Cage games other than they look nice, and most of his games' visuals have aged really poorly.
>>333207649
Oh, I thought this game was scrapped all together when they realized a ps3 couldn't run a game with these graphics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-pF56-ZYkY
looks like a cool interactive movie
>By David Cage.
And it's shit. Moving on.
>>333214332
>not waiting for epic retardness
>>333214538
I'll wait for it to be free, sure. David Cage makes funny games, but they're not worth paying full price for.
great another game starring ellen page i love david cage games
>>333215323
>ellen page
>>333215384
yeah i loved her in heavy rain
>>333206118
tons of people fell for heavy rain are you kidding
I bought it because gameinformer tricked me into thinking it was some weird japanese game ala deadly premonition or some shit
>>333202947
worst boxart ive ever seen
>>333216451
What not enough american flags and bald eagles for you?
>Detoilet
LOL
i'll buy it if there's a shaun button tbqhsmhfam
>>333212481
Clearly they were think Lindsay and not Kate.
>>333216565
Not him, but the subtitle being white on a white background is pretty horrendous.
>>333216662
don't make fun of my cityit does well enough doing that on its own
>>333202947
Is that really its cover ? Why the fuck look someone just slapped it in randomly and called it day
>>333212090
He's charismatic and can make a good pitch. For a few select retards that's all they need before money changes hands.
>>333216925
have fun getting shanked in the streets tonight friendo
>>333213524
that's redundant
>>333202947
How does this company still exist? I played Indigo Prophecy and it was kind of enjoyable for a while but the end was batshit crazy and the gameplay was terrible. I tried to play Heavy Rain and just stopped after like 3-4 hours.
>>333208634
It's stealth with some forced action sequences. Play it on the hardest difficulty with Listen mode off for the game to be fun
>>333204105
Ellen Page's case was fair since David Cage pretty much fucking stalked her.
>You will never have a video game company you can use to make a bunch of interactive movies full of your pissing and rape fetishes
Feels bad man
>>333202947
leaked gameplay footage.
