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Shepard.
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Sex
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Calibrations.
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>muh brand
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What's with all the ME threads lately?
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Why is she so perfect
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>>333177681
Shills probably. Ignore and move on.
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>>333177681
andromeda leak. priti gud
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KROGAN COCK SO GOOD
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>>333177214
I miss Mass Effect, but the brief gameplay leak looked promising. Even for the shit ending 3, it didn't ruin the series for me. Too many good moments outweighed the bad ending, and the patched ending made it passable. By passable I mean a C-, but it wasn't as bad as the Lost or Matrix Sequels endings.
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>>333177681
https://u.pomf.is/jksrro.mp4
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Skipper
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>>333178183
Good to see that Bioware still hasn't learned how to animate.

This confirms its legit and all is right in this universe.
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waargh
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>>333178183
>https://u.pomf.is/jksrro.mp4
I think it looks cool.
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>>333177716
>futafags
No
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>>333177214

i murdered your people, it was a rational decision and I enjoyed making that decision
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>>333177214
Wrex
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OFFICIAL ME2 NIGHTCLUB RANKING

Patrician tier
Eternity

Pleb tier
Afterlife

Why was this even in the game tier
Dark Star
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>>333177946
Go back to tv with your cuck fantasies faggot
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i want to fuck a solarian
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Missing best character
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>>333177214
I think in fucking 3rd game he said Shepard and Shepard fucking goes "Cya later" or something along the lines, jesus fucking christ, they couldn't even the the simple little things right
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>>333177545
CALIBRATE MY WEAPONS ARRAY WITH YOUR SPINY COCK!
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>>333178880
Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
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>>333178560
Shepard
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>>333179030
Grunt
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>>333178662
Dark Star had the best music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJDVhCjm4Yg
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>>333178742
>nigger
fuck off
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>>333178880
>mfw people actually thought we were going to get a femshep that looked like this
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>>333179259
You're thinking of the wrong race.
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>>333178183
reminder that this is late 2014 and the game doesn't look like that anymore
game will still be shit, of course
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>>333179259
What?
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>>333179293
I preferred the blond anyway.
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>>333179415
We didn't get that either though did we
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>>333179487
>being blond is offensive to women
ayy
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>>333179532
What are you talking about?
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>>333179363
Pre-genophage krogans are the niggers of the ME universe. Batarians are more like slavs.
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>>333179487
>>333179579
She was too perfect. The feminists didn't like it.
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>>333179129
Shepard
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>>333179532
Red hair > Blond

Dealwithit
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>>333179579
Blond got elected, then 'fans' complained that she was being stereotyped (whatever that means), that's why they changed to redhead.
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>>333179681
Batarians are more like middle easterners and North Africans
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>>333179726
>blonde girl as a squadmate in Andromeda

Not bad
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>>333179726
Fuck off back to your containment chan, goober.
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>>333179748
>he doesn't know redheads are always wort girl these days
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>>333179814
They're more like the USSR to the Earth Systems Alliance
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>>333179579
>blonde shep wins votes
>SHE CAN'T BE A PERFECT BLONDE WITH BLUE EYES THAT'S NOT REALISTIC
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>>333179782
That's God damn stupid
Not like her face looked anything like the covers anyway
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>>333179839
Unreal Engine looks so fucking bad.
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HEY GUISE
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>>333179914
Just stating what happened.
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>>333179886

>USSR was a matriarchal autocracy

fuckin wat
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>>333179726
I'm still angry.
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>>333179953
'sup Beast McBicep
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>>333179726
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>>333179953
His character was actually fine, but why you would use him over all your returning squadies I have no idea.

I guess to new players starting with 3 he seemed like Shepard's best mate.
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>>333179886
They're terrorists and slavers, sounds more like the middle east than USSR.
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>>333179980
>matriarchal autocracy
Batarians? Batarians do a lot of Soviet Union type stuff, the comparison makes a lot of sense if you think of the Alliance like America but all of Humanity, they're even in a cold war with each other and the Batarians do a lot of propaganda stuff to their own people

Batarians are a hegemony anyway, did you think I said Asari?
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>>333179842
That's literally what happened, though.
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>>333180050
>5 > 3 > 2 > 4 > 6 > 1
But yeah who cares since you can customize that shit all you want.
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>>333179870
I think maybe you are just gay
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>>333179953
>shepard and him act like best bros at the beginning of 3
>have absolutely no idea who he is

What the fuck Bioware
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>>333180050
Ah yes, I had forgotten about Bailey Jay Shepard.
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>>333179953
PUNCH ROCKGROIN
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>>333180173
I think he's referring to rainbow colour feminazis
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>>333179952
you are just judging by her femine dick, fucking fag
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>>333180127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InS3Jjtpks4
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>>333179187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POHscfRZty8
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>>333178996
I LIKE JACOB NOW
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>>333180075
>I guess to new players starting with 3 he seemed like Shepard's best mate.
>he seemed like Shepard's best mate.
>Shepard's best mate.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKING BARBARIAN
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>>333179967
Yeah I get you
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>>333180050
1>5>2>3>6>4
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>>333180272
>In the provocatively titled PC Gamer editorial "Death to Blonde Shepard," Kim Richards makes the point that this is the first time that female Shepard will be shown to the world, and says that "it breaks my heart that the mass public have gone for such the wishy washy, Barbie faced personality vacuum that is Shep 5. The modern day world is already so much more culturally diverse than yester-year, so why don't future representations reflect this? Isn't it about time that the cliché of a blonde-haired, blue-eyed pin-up was fazed out?"
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>No more Wrex stories

feels bad man
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>ME2 sitcom threads on /v/
That was something alright
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>>333180441
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>>333180497
I liked zaeeds stories too
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>>333180374
Who's that?

That funny alien you meet on the moon? Lol he was boring f a m
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>>333180354
Yeah, well, I like black scientists that used to work for the paramilitary group I don't trust
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>>333180618
>no more Zaeed stories
>no more Zaeed's voice actor
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>>333180963
kanye?
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>>333181169
Did he die? :(
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>>333181326
Yes. Citadel was the last thing he ever did

Then he got a memorial event in multiplayer
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>>333180050
1 > 2 > 6 > 3 > 5 > 4
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I WILL SHOW YOU TRUE POWER
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>>333180618
>that one story about being strangled by a hanar
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RIP
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>>333181326
I think he had a heart attack.
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>Mass Effect
>could roleplay human supremacist
>ME2
>ME3
>no such option
This is why the sequels sucked
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>>333180075
What if Liara is the only living returning squaddie in your playthrough?
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who /killedwrex/ here?

fuck krogans
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>>333180050
>Shepard 6

Oh god muh dick!
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>>333180146
>4
>above 1
5>1>2=3>>>6>4
Not even racist, I just don't like the shitty hair and fat lips.
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>>333181724
>text over Tali's butt
Kill yourself.
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>>333180050
6 > 4 > 1 > 5 > 2 > 3
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>>333182114
>>>/pol/
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>tfw you will never lead a charge with your homeboys from all 3 games

All the male characters were rather interesting
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>>333178116
I'm really kinda hoping that it just got out of control and they wrote themselves into a corner or something, and maybe MAYBE the new one will be better

It probably wont, but I'm still trying to be optimistic
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>>333180050
What was the deal with the redhead thing, I forgot?
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>>333182340
>>>/lgbt/
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>>333182431
The new one is in a new galaxy, so I'm assuming the past games will either not be mention, or retcon a bit.

That said, if the game has fun 3rd person gameplay, and good characters, then I'll probably like it. I loved Mass Effect for the characters, the worlds, and fun gameplay in 2 + 3. I don't have the gameplay in 1 by any means, but it is stiff compared to 2 and 3.
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>>333181556
I lost that vid. Mind sharing it again?
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>>333182431
I truly hope they drop that "every fucking choice matters UNIQUE OWN ENDINGS" bullshit

Just make a static ending and give the people more ways to progress through the game.

Make it so paragon isnt goody 2 shoes and renegade isnt le glowing evil guy

I'd like it if they made Paragon - the calm level headed guy, a talker and renegade - an aggressive hotheaded person and totally disregard evil/good bullshit for fuck sake

I should replay ME1
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IM REALLY ANGRY AND MOODY ALL TJE TIME WILL SOMONE HUG ME
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>>333180180
It was a spoiler
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>>333182883
>Paragon - the calm level headed guy, a talker and renegade - an aggressive hotheaded person and totally disregard evil/good bullshit

Almost all of my playthroughs would be Renegade if this were the case.
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>>333182954
let her get brainwashed
blasted her off the railing and didn't give a fuck
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>>333182954
ME3 Jack is topQT
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>>333182954
Literally the only good thing about Jack is the dick sucking lips.
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>>333181556
When I die, tell my family that my studies ranged from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a scientist salariaaaaaaaan!
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>thinking about replaying the series
>remember how shit it was

every time
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>>333181984
Fuck you
Most krogan might be shit, but you do not back stab your niggas like that
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>>333183001
Same. Most of the time I don't have the patience and just want to blow faces away, but then there's the "good choice" so i stop myself and try to act "good".
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>>333182810
EA took it down ironically
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>>333182138
Don't be such a blubbery whale vagina, anon
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>>333182954
We were supposed to run together.
Ignore the universe and just be.
But it ended like that.....
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>>333177214
What did he mean by this?
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>>333182810
check out Donald Trumps official twitter he literally pinned it to his timeline
>MAGA
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>>333177214

Gex
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>>333183525
garrus lives on within our hearts friend
>no homo
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I really liked 1 and 2, but managed to lose all interest in 3 after a dozen hours after a whole lot of shit writing. Finding out about the shit ending at the time didn't really encourage me.
Is there any reason to go back and finish it?
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>>333181238
Nigger
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>>333183726
You might learn even more reasons to shittalk Bioware.
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Even if 1 certainly has its flaws with awkward combat and the worst case of reused locations ever, I still have fond memories of it.
The art, music and crew really brought a comfy space adventure feel. Always liked taking a stroll through the ship and talking with people.
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>>333183828
The ending of 3 is so bad it actually spoils the other games.
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Post best soundtracks
https://youtu.be/4x0fnlqLTaQ
https://youtu.be/MsTUdLWb5dc
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>>333177214
Bane?
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>>333183983
Yeah I remember going back to play the series about a year ago and the "what are you even doing this for?" thought kept creeping in. Then I realized,

I'M STILL MAD


Casey Hudson man, god what an insufferable human being. He so smuggly got in front of everyone and lied straight to our faces about this deep, intricate story he helped produce. They even made that black and white, faux artsy video talking about how much of an event in culture 3 was. Then as icing on the cake we got sing-a-long mode
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>>333180575
Fuck off /pol/
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Female Shepard is the absolutely

MADMAN
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>>333180075
Well,
You get liara, EDI, jacob, and ash/kaiden for Sure.

Ash/kaiden you don't get to use much until halfway through, and you aren't guaranteed garrus or tali, and you can lose tali. That would leave you with not a single tanky character if you picked kaiden.
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>>333184324
>already posted Noveria.
My man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agfzSFzbiD4
Was there ever a villain so well done then just shit canned in their next appearance as TiM? Obviously hyperbole but still, what a waste
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>>333184751
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>>333184571
Some of us will never not be mad. But it helps to share that burden.
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>>333184324
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IitCQCaKi3E
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>>333185657
>Bioware drinking its own jizz
appropriate
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>>333178183
Can fucking Bioware not fucking slather everything with gloss

god damn
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>>333186039
But then you might notice they have no artistic talent
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>>333186039
OH MY GOD. Stop denying poor little Bioware their artistic vision. God i bet you like boobs in video games too.
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>>333185827
No, they only drink EA'so jazz now
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I will ever not be mad.
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>>333186404
If DICE Sweden can properly do faces than Bioware can too
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>>333186551
Boobs are disgusting jello filled milk bags. I'll take a nice pair of legs, and ass.
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>>333180050
4 is sex
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>>333179743
Shepard
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>>333180374
>having a machien that can cure facial scars on the ship
>don't tell garrus
>having bone enhancements for shepard
>don't tell Joker.
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>>333186752
is that so?
Muh nig
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TRIGGERED

fuck you Bioware
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>>333186913
Didnt that shit cost an entire ship?
Literally and figuratively
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>>333186913
Joker already got leg enhancements from Cerberus

Shepard is basically a cyborg, a regular guy with bone disease probably couldn't take hardcore shit like that
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>>333186913
I thought Joker got enhancements from Cerberus?
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>>333177214
oh hi what's up Wrex, something on your mind?
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>>333186913
Man you don't fuck with boneitis that shit is serious
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>>333187119
He did. He went from being a full cripple to being able to move around the ship and do basic day to day tasks.
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Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL
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>>333187307
Someone post the child's message version.
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https://my.mixtape.moe/jtajej.mp4
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>>333180050
None of them look good tbqh. If I'm gonna play a femshep, might as well make my own.
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>>333187307
Such a good design

Wasted
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>>333187307
As yes kai leng, a true criminal mastermind. what's that kai? You don't like Admirals? What's your master plan to bring them down? Pissing in their vase and eating their cereal? Brilliant.

I really hate how stories like this shoehorn in the tine in books.
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>>333187538
Thanks.
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>>333187538
Fucking Leng
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>>333187612
>Soros as Harbinger
Not bad
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>>333187538
>>333187415
>>333187307
How do you make this not sound like a 12 year old write it? (To be fair though aren't most cerbs basically 12 year olds just fucked up with indoctrination and shit?)

Theres a way to come across as a gloating and antagonistically and then theres a way to come across as edgy
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>>333179953
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>>333184571
I stopped being mad a while ago. Now I'm just tired. Still, fuck em.
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>>333188001
Kai Leng's supposed to be teleports behind you levels of tryhard.
Right?
He wasn't meant to be taken seriously, right?
Guys?
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>>333182810
see >>333187612
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>>333187612
Why would anyone be so autismo to bring vidya into politics?
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>>333182579
The blonde won but some people got asshurt and complained so we got redhead instead
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>>333188661
Some people like both of those things.
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I've only played ME1. Thinking of doing a run through of all the games starting with a new save file in 1. Anything I can do to make the experience more interesting? Was considering doing a every squadmate dies run.
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>>333188832
Go full Renegade human supremecist, of course.
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>ME: the only reaper who was shown is fully allien, he doesn't care about you after he noticed that you are not Saren, and even after you kill Saren and face him directly he still felt fully alien for the human understanding
>ME2: I will take control over units on the battlefield, taunt you, and kill you personally!
You know, me3 wasn't that bad compared to the garbage me2 was
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>>333188832
Renegade Vanguard, piss all your squadmates off.
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>>333179363
batarians are space north korea though
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Anyone have that ME3 screenshot where it shows male Shepard talking to someone and the dialog choices are
>[Paragon] Waiting for the right man
>[Renegade] Waiting for the right woman
Please?
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>>333188418
Totally serious
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>>333188832
>Anything I can do to make the experience more interesting?
Don't pick Soldier
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>>333188418
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>>333184736
No Thane so I didn't care, then they fucking gave him cancer. Cunts
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>>333188832
>Anything I can do to make the experience more interesting?
Actually renegade choices in the first game were good and fun, especially during your personal quest with colonist background, that was very heartwarming
Too bad in 2+ they become just a racist and jerk options
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>>333184324
How comes the first game had such a rad soundtrack, while the others had mostly generic electro and orchestral remixes?
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>>333180180
He was protagonist of anime
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>>333189168
>gave him cancer
He has it in 2, it's a big part of his character arc
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>>333179953
>you'll never relive the early jaded days of /meg/ again
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The series would have been much better if it was

ME1>Side game(which would be the actual ME2)>ME2>Side game>ME3

The whole reapers thing kinda ruined an interesting world, I just wanted to explore and get caught up in space racism.
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>>333188832
Vanguard, if you want to bounce around the map. Gets OP as fuck by ME3.
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>>333189292
EA, more broad appeal, etc.
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>>333188001
>Evacuating Thessia
>From: Asari Military Command

>This is not Asari Military Command. I just needed to be sure you'd read this.

>You've failed, Shepard. The asari are extinct, or well on their way. The Reapers can never be stopped. Not by you, nor anyone else. You did everything you possibly could. It wasn't enough. I just wanted you to know that before this ends.

>I don't like leaving things unfinished, Shepard. You've gotten in my way twice now, and people you cared for died both times. If you want to prove me wrong, come find me. I want to know if I can go three for three.

>-Kai Leng.

Is this any better? The whole character would need to be retooled to actually be non-shit.
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>>333188418
>tryhard.
Back to reddít with you
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>>333189003
>>333189519
I've heard stories of vanguard but never played it before. What's it like? Person you're replying to here.
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>>333189723
That's better than the original, yes. It has a "let's end this like men before everyone dies" kind of vibe.
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>>333189403
>The whole reapers thing kinda ruined an interesting world
I think it's the opposite. While the universe was really well made in 1, the whole Reaper thing was set up great as a goal to work towards, with an impending doom that intends to ruin everything.

And then you just go and do other shit and dick around and then SOLVE LITERALLY EVERY PROBLEM IN THE GALAXY BY YOURSELF IN A WEEK because dicking around in the universe was more important than setting up a conclusion to impending doom.

The problem was that they tried to do both the Reapers and also overindulge in the world building, and so both of them felt half-assed and mediocre.
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>>333189815
You are going to use cover much less since you're gonna be jumping around and killing in close range.
Shotgun is a godsend, you can wipe out five dudes in a single charge with a Claymore or a Geth Plasma.
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>>333189815
>close range guns
>charge into enemies
>send everyone flying
>launch shockwaves
>set up a shield, then detonate yourself
You're basically a Krogan.
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Installed all three games a couple of days ago, completed bunch of side quests and two story planets and jesus christ the game is boring as hell. And it was my favourite of three. Going to download a save and try ME2 but I don't know anymore. Recently I replayed BG2 and played both new tonm raiders because they were short and easy and I could just relax. Turned 27 a couple of days ago. I think I'm getting too old for complex vidya but not too old to love it again.
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>>333189815
>What's it like?
In ME1, you are a shotgun magician. It's pretty great.

In ME2, if you're playing on any difficulty other than super hard, it's the same. If you're playing on super hard, it's "Chip away at their shields because literally everyone has shields and for some reason a quarter inch of metal prevents you from bending reality to your will."

In ME3 it's just spam heavy attack to win.
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>>333190276
>In ME3 it's just spam heavy attack to win.
Don't forget Nova.
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>>333177681
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/717003103871115267
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>>333189815
Mostly a close range class. In ME2, the charge cooldown kept it balanced compared to other classes. By ME3, allowing the player to decrease the cooldown by carrying less weapons along with nova made it overpowered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXLwVHI2f4o
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>>333182601
>>>>>>>>>/pol/
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Does shooting an enemy in the head do more damage in the ME games or does it not matter where you hit so long as you hit?
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>>333191012
More damage, at least in ME2 and 3. Didn't notice much of a difference in 1 but maybe it's just my shit aiming.
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>>333191012
In the first one good headshot could kill or destroy shield
In second it doesn't matter if they protected by armor or shields(and they always protected)
Not sure about third
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>>333186878
>Cantwakeup.png
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Is there anything more comfy than Mass Effect 1's menu?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_JVEXDrJYg
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>>333187243
He was never a full cripple, his disease just affected his legs.
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>>333179953
What's the difference between reception between Vega and Jacob? Racism, you can't refute this.
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>>333192761
Vega was cheesy as fuck but kinda fun, Jacob was the most boring character because he was an average dude.
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LOL
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>that Michael Bay moment in ME3 where a reaper and a tresher maw take on each other
Fuck that game was too good, still the best in the series but Andro is looking real good.
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>>333192906
Fuck you I loved average joe
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>>333192943
Was this the first sign that Penny Arcade had lost its willingness to go against the perceptions of gaming journalism and chose to be full on shills?
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>>333192761
Vega felt incredibly shoehorned in, but he still had some fun lines. Jacob is just there, he never does anything noteworthy throughout the entire game.
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>>333192761
Actually the difference is YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT YOU FUCKERS AHHHHHHHHHHGHHGHGHHGHG COME ON COME ON YYEYEEEEEAAHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k2U9KgnOTs
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>>333192943
>the Krogan will never bake you a cake
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>>333191221
In Mass Effect 1 it doesn't matter where you strike, the entire body is one hitbox and you get no specific bonuses. Your experience is a placebo.

ME2 and 3 have bonuses for headshots and enemies take limb damage, like mechs in 2 can have their arms or legs destroyed, I don't think headshots in 2 dropped shields faster and I don't think they did in 3 either.
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>>333192906
You people can't have your cake and eat it too.
>Jacob is a down to earth mercenary distrusting of the Illusive man and wholly focused on his job, nothing is drawn to his race at all.
BOOOOORING LITERALLY WHO but the PRIZE
>Jacob is a Super Soldier who speaks in ebonics and has fought and defeated the Collectors before Shepherd has even heard of him
WOW BIOWARE HAD TO GIVE THE NIGGER THE SPOTLIGHT HUH

But it's okay for Vega right?
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>>333186878
"Reapers"
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>>333193117
>making fun of how stupid ending retcon DLC is
>shilling
Pick one
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>>333193457
>sniper shot to the head kills instantly
>sniper shot to the leg doesn't
Sure is placebo.
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>>333193457
>the entire body is one hitbox and you get no specific bonuses. Your experience is a placebo
Anon, go snipe someone in the chest and see if they die.
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>>333193390
You think that's bad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrekghBHU5o&feature=watch_response
Hard Mode: No Tali singing
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>>333193659
>>333193763
Toe shot does the same damage a headshot does.
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>>333192761
Vega was pretty fun.
Jacob was generic merc with daddy issues and trust issues. He was literally just Black Carth in a series that already had Brazilian Carth.
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So Cerberus are working directly for the reapers in 3? I thought they were opposed or something
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>>333193905
Nah, sorry.
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>>333193880
Easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o4AmXtYVFE
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>>333193880
That's literally placeholder or just straight made up voice acting.
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>>333193905
But it doesn't.
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>>333194043
Wait, I'm confused. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?
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>>333194135
>Citadel DLC
>Someone at Bioware said "Hey guys, I know it's supposed to be the end of all existence everywhere, but what if instead of that we did a big fucking fanservice for no reason?"
>This shit is the result
Who would've guessed?
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>>333177214
Rex
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>>333194123
>>333194178
In ME1, it does.
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>>333194307
wut
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>>333194521
>make super epic conclusion to super duper epic series
>people don't like it and get mad
>make the turd bigger to please them
>most still don't like it
>make dlc filled with epic comedy that creates more issues with the plot
>people love it
Bioware fans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skg2kkCykGE
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>>333194043
Directly? Nope. For them? Yes.

TIM was indoctrinated but we're supposed to ignore that his behavior, etc was completely against previously stated symptoms of indoctrination
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>>333194135
I've never seen a company so reliant on its own memes as Bioware. The whole point about them was that these lines lacked self awareness to how cheesy they sounded. The worst offender was the BIG STUPID JELLYFISH one.
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>>333195076

>Bioware "fans" like a DLC that does nothing but pander to them and their stupid in-jokes

Who would have guessed?!
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>>333195076
Citadel should have taken place after the ending and retooled to fit.
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>>333177214
Play it cool! play it cool Here come the space cops. space cops help, space cops help!
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EEEMEEERGEEENCYYY INNDUUUCCCTTIIIOOONNN POOOORRRTTTT
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>>333195330
Hot memes for sale fresh from Bioware
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlyFidcj1Gc
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>>333195551
I want to emergency induct my dick into her port
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All Mass Effect games are trash. You faggots are mentally ill and secretly love taking Bioware cock in your ass because you still can't shut up about it 4 years later you battered housewives.
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>>333195950
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>>333195950
Holy projection, Batman
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>>333194135
You can't top this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxzKKFejGL4
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>>333195950
Why are you in this thread anon, its ok to admit you like it.
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>>333179842
>le goobergayte is bad
>Allowing a vocal minority to stomp all over a hobby they care nothing about is okay
>Blizzard removed a pose from a game because it upset an autist

You're right, everything will be okay. :^)
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