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How to git gud?
>>333173154
meme magic
>>333173154
Bait people.
Coil up, wait for someone to circle you, boost out when circle is almost full.
Works everytime.
>>333173154
Make other worms hit your worm. Don't hit other worms.
Do you play aggressive or friendly? Why?
>>333173581
I just try to stay small and surprise assassinate the large sneks.
What is this laggy piece of shit?
esport competition when
Play it like you would play Tron.
Move alongside, then, unpredictably, speed in front of them.
Like taking candy from a baby.
At work, playing on mobile is a bitch
Don't bother.
No matter how good you get, the lag will still find a way to fuck you
I encircled the biggest guy in the game,
Feels Good
I then promptly press the Forward button on my mouse and accidentally left the game
Feels Bad
>playing this laggy trash
>>333175443
I only play it because I hate myself but I cannot find the courage to kill myself.
>when your nickname is "die reddit" and the guy understands he had to kill the reddit worm to escape certain death
>freshly-spawned baby snek
>happen upon a huge snake coiled around three smaller snakes
>ram straight into his head, killing him and freeing his prey
>>333176057
Fuck off lag shitters REEEEEEEEEEE
Would this game be improved if there were teams, and it wouldn't be possible to team-kill?
Why so much lag? Shit game.
>>333176415
It would be improved if it wasn't laggy
>>333177040
This.
>>333173154
>nickname is set to "the fighting pit"
>circle multiple people
>they fight to the death
>I always let the winner leave alive
I finally reached first on the leaderboard for awhile.
Name was BUILD WALL BUILD WALL
>drifting along outer rim
>find big reddit snake
>tries to charge at me
>boost
>suddenly super snek racing
>race along the very edge
>proceed to inch ever so slightly to grind his face straight into the border
holy shit was that satisfying
>tfw boosting in a feeding frenzy
Fucking turn it into a demolition derby
>when your game lags so hard it breaks the app
>>333177898
play on pc
>>333178003
At work famalam
>>333178049
>slacking off at work
when the slow mo hits hard
>spawn in center
>gigantic fucking massacre of giant sneks
>rise to rank 11 in fucking moments
>die for no reason, didn't run into anything
ok
i was THE GIGANTIC HYPER BENIS if anyone was there
>>333178425
looks like one of those ebin anime moments
>>333178425
It's like one of those moments in the Fast and the Furious where everything slows down for a split second before shit hits the fan lol
R8 me
>>333178425
I think everyone stopped at the same time. I did.
>>333173154
>How to git gud?
Not boosting into the clusterfuck with wild abandon.
When you get large enough(top20 or so) you can form a huge circle and stay within your tumblr safezone without risking encirclement for a moment of peace.
>>333179178
8/8 m8
>>333174323
How the fuck were you able to get away with grazing your eyes INSIDE OF HIM
but if i even touch a tiny pixel i die.
>>333179178
>doesn't know how to compress
2/10
>>333174956
>no lag
hi dev, epic shilling
>>333174323
>>333174956
>>333176043
>>333178425
webm settings?
>Name is 'LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG'
>Everyone thinks you can't react for shit
>Act sluggishly in the outskirts
>Actually no lag at all
>Surprise attack maneuvers
>???????
Come and chill at the outskirts bros
>>333179793
haha good job
>>333179214
>Not boosting into the clusterfuck with wild abandon.
I don't know why anyone would want to play any other way. God I love crashing a bunch of snakes at once.
Too bad it's not practical as a giant snake because their turn speed is so shit.
>>333176043
>no lag again
fix the game for everyone you worhtless piece of shit of a dev
>>333179903
this desu honest fampai
>>333179560
Probably Chrome, runs fine of that for me but pure shit on FF.
>>333179992
I'm using chrome. Still lag.
>>333179992
lag != frame drops
>>333180091git gud :^)
>>333180304
The shitty framerate really hampers responsiveness making it feel more like lag than there actually being lag (there still is regardless).
>When you make it onto the leaderboard for the first time
>>333180775
Feels like you've wasted your life, huh?
>>333180838
Yes. Especially when I'm immediately thwarted by a tiny snek before making it higher than #10
>>333180775
>when you made it onto the leaderboard but forgot to make your name dank enough
Jesus fuck the lag on this is a hundred times worse than agario.
Ribbed for your pleasure.
Aggressively coiled any smallfags that got close. Then trap another one before I'm done with the first. Then another. I keep expanding to trap more, and the first guy has to wait to die for 5 minutes.
I don't care if you're not worth the boostloss to trap, I'm still coiling you.
>guy runs into my side
>i die
great game
Are you okay, anon?
how fast does your internet need to be to not have a 2 second delay on every action?
>>333181676
it's shit servers
see the retard dev has smooth gameplay
>>333174323
>>333174956
>>333176043
>>333181091
Why do 9/10 people calli it agario?
Did you say "cursorsio" for cursors.io? Do you call this game "slitherio"?
>smaller snakes are way too fucking fast
Love this meme. My favorite is when people are obviously completely fucking oblivious to how hard they fucked you. You don't DESERVE to feast on my corpse you braindead fucking barrier.
>>333181920
yes.
>>333181676
It will run like shit as long as you're not playing in the server itself
FUCK OFF WITH THIS LAG AAAAAAAAA
>>333181920
Don't you call this site 4chanorg?
>>333174323
>>333174956
>>333176043
add a low quality mode because I genuinely do not know what fucking computer this issupposed to be able to run on
I'm getting bored of sitting around for 5-10 minutes waiting for an even bigger snake to fuck up (while I'm already on the leaderboard) so I'm just gonna start going hyper aggressive constantly.
>>333179192
Look at the big ass reddit snek on the top, it also stopped.
>>333181014
>cut off the NIS from THE GIGANTIC HYPER BENIS
i feel ashamed and i hope no one saw it
>>333182305
it's posted by the dev, literally everyone is complaining about massive lag
>Names are censored now
Seriously nigger?
The servers are in Brazil you morons, it's just brazilians posting, not the dev.
>>333179536
compressing is the sub 10k plebians mistake
>>333182356
i'm way better as a small snake, i can usually fuck a big snakes shit up but once i'm big i choke
Can someone explain the controls other than mouse and boosting?
>>333182616
What name you trying to use? You can get around the censor for most names.
>>333182759
There are no other controls.
>>333182759
that's all
>>333182626
>damage control
>>333182818
I just meant that I don't remember the dev doing shit like this for his earlier games that he shilled on /v/ and I assume he's gone full twitch shekels now
>>333176043
>inside a big worm
>eat snek so you get bigger and reduce your available room
>>333182576
>Have a high-spec Gaymin computer
>Only have lag in occasional spikes/when bignigs die
Upgrade your PCs m8s, I even have pretty shitty internet
>>333183212
>worm
>snek
?
>>333183632
snek is worm spirit
FUG i managed to get to #3 as anthony burch than died.
>>333177238
your pretty gud
Slither? More like SHITTER
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
>>333183621
>Have a high-spec Gaymin computer
to run a shitty minimalist game that should run on a phone
>Upgrade your PCs m8s
sure retard, I'm going to buy a $1000 PC just to run a Commodore64 tier game
>Coiling around 3 smaller sneks and forcing them to fight to the death
>Letting the victor go free afterwards
I feel so powerful
>voar.io with just the moon is gone forever
>actually about to get to leaderboard
>Everything is goin fine
>Suddenly lag
Every damn time
>used to make simple, fun, stupid games
>introduced usernames
>introduced flags
>introduced Reddit
It's not fun anymore when everyone is just an attention whore.
>>333184180
Well alright, your loss.
>>333184189
what size is your snake when you do this?
>>333184402
>MOON SOON
I miss it.
>>333184728
I can't remember my size but I was about 35 on the leaderboard
>>333184642
Not my fault the dev can't code for shit.
>name Self WITNESS ME
>Do nothing but suicide into the biggest snakes
>don't even go after their dots, just watch everyone rush in and also die
SHINY AND CHROME
How go I git gud
Was VOAR really that good? It seems boring to me.
>>333185195
just play smart, for fuck's sake i'm a shitter who's done countless fotm's and this is the first one i've ever hit top ten on.
Playing on mobile can get confusing at times
>>333185126
>big plays going down with big sneks
>small crevice inbetween ~6 sneks
>everyone's trying to stay away from eachother
>mfw rush the fuck in zipping everywhere inbetween with zero fucks given just to see what comes out of it
>crash 4 players and die in the process
>>333185195
Be agressive but know when to back off and curl up in defense.
Never let somone form a loop around you
do >>333185126
and kill a huge guy to create a cluster fuck of idiots diving in to get orbs.
Don't be an idiot that dives in to get orbs.
>>333184620
lagspikes arent fun either
What was the goal in voar?
Why does this game lag so hard in particular?
>>333186003
Orbiting. Rocketfags are just jelly.
>>333186105
shit server in Brazil
>BERNIE SANDERS IS A KEK
>make it to the top of the leaderboard
>the "KEK" part is cut off
fuck
>Tfw lag works in your favor
>>333186306
Then
>Tfw it doesn't
When you start you should be aggresive and kill big sneks so you can get some headstart. You can restart immediately, so don't hesitate to go for much bigger sneks. When you gain some length you should be more passive and cautious. Don't engage in fights. If two people are fighting, just wait until one of then ultimately dies, so you can collect blobs and grow. Be wary of little sneks, because they may fuck you up. Try to coil around others and slowly suffocate them. Always be cautious and don't risk if you don't have to.
>decide to check out agar to see if there are still people playing
>see this
What the fuck happened?
>>333186731
well, these games are made by a literally autistic brazilian
what did you expect?
>>333180775
Ive gotten to #1 atleast 5 times in 1 day famalama.
yall just nees to git gud i guess
>>333186731
What did you expect honestly?
>>333186731
It became profitable
>>333185126
WITNESS ME
>>333175397
thought i was the only one fighting the good fight against 4chan cucks
>>333187448
Do you actually have to pay to get the leddit skin?
>>333187746
yes
$3
>>333187874
Wow. That's just sad.
i was #7 for a second, tried to go between 2 bigger guys and they teamed up on me
>>333187448
So you're on 4chan posting about how much better reddit is.
lol fucking pathetic desu senpai.
>>333187874
haha what a cuck
post your high scores
>24k
>>333187874
>>333188164its free
>tfw found my calling as Chat Snek Get Banged
Now jsut need to git gud
>>333187874
kys famalama
lel
ez af
>>333187874
don't forget to Ctrl+R to activate custom skins
>big snake dies
>several smaller ones feast on his corpse
>I attempt to trap them all since I am humongous in size
>one of them notices the impending doom and tries to escape
>it's futile I trap them all
>slowly coil around them
>they kill each other in a mad fight for survival
>I consume them all anyway
an almost sexual kind of feel
>>333188879
Oh. THAT'S how you do it.
Why do I always die to my own stupidity.
>>333173154
daaamn I'm getting old
This is some laggy shit right here
>>333173154
Why is this game getting shilled all the time?
>name myself peaceful muslim refugee
>kill huge snek with german flag skin
reppin the hometown.
>>333189902
new flavor of the month reddit game
>agar.io
>warin.space
>vore.io
>follow a big guys tail for awhile and don't attack
>he tries to kill me but I just avoid and continue following him until he accepts it
>suddenly giant snek appears and tries to trap us both
>quickly dash to his tail to escape
>he hits me right when I get to his backside
>bro snek and I split him half and half and go our separate ways
>>333189982
>4chan /v/ Team
>Perfect 22515
How do we do this?
>>333190128
>4chan /v/ Team
>some faggot can't gain points without help
>be ~2000 snek
>go on the outer areas and pick on little reddit snakes
>lag right into one
>>333190128
once you hit 10k, its all about the coiling, otherwise enjoy slow gains.
>people editing their tabs out but not hiding the fact they're using windows 10
>>333190429
>engaging in fights instead of waiting for two faggots to kill each other
>>333173154
>coil around someone
>lagspike makes me go into them
t-thanks
>>333189992
Nigga, the creator himself has been promoting his games here since voar. I think Reddit only really jumped on the bandwagon with agar.
>always play as MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>was on a server where the top guy was Ted Cruz and another in the top 10 was Sanders>Trump
>die
>get put on another server when I respawn
>keep refreshing trying to get back on that server
>can't
this sucks I just wanted to kill those motherfuckers
>finally get to 5k
>start lagging like a motherfucker
>>333191095
STUMPED
Fix the lag goddamnit!
>>333191095
sup senpai, eventually I had to AFK so i boosted straight through the inner city to distribute my points.
Welp, that's my life's biggest achievement right there.
>tfw bullying little shit sneks
>tfw escaping from huge snek bullying.
Anyway to choose server? Keep getting rooms with brs and eastern euros
>>333191601
Those are the only people who play this game.
>>333190479
>the satisfaction of coiling a guy as big as me, if not bigger
>that beautiful explosion that probably made the game stutter for everyone
How do I become Jormungard
>>333193035
You must feast on the corpses of your kin
>>333191601
There's probably a single server judging by the lag
>>333193416
there are different lobbies though, but being able to pick who you can play with leads to agar.io bots.
>>333193416
Nope, there's at least 3.
It seems that if there are 500 people or under the servers run fine, but after 600 big snakes dying slows everyone seeing it to a crawl and after 700 the lag becomes unplayable.
Have not laughed so hard in a while, this guy tried his best for a while.
>coil until someone gets near you
>boost in front of them
>can't react due to lag
epic tactics!!
>>333193787
feels good brah
>playing shit games
Stop that.
>>333193787
>see huge snake coiling around snake my size
>gets smaller and smaller
>coil around coiling giga snake with barely enough room to close the circle
>instant 10k length
Also, try coiling around somone, then letting them live. You can feel their anus clench from across the internet
>>333194313
>Also, try coiling around somone, then letting them live. You can feel their anus clench from across the internet
extra fun when you are a big enough guy that by keeping the loop wide no one can coil your coil
they always try tho, takes some minutes to realise they are too small to confine my massive girth
Died to a good-ole fashioned pincer attack.
a game based around reactions and hitboxes has a full second delay lmfao
>j-just predict the sub 1k worms boosting at you from off screen!
This game is still laggy and unplayable
>>333195008
nuh uh
>>333194986
gitgud loser
Honestly there's no reason not to boost 100% once you're a big snek unless you need to turn in a finer radius.
It's so laggy that a little babby snek just killed me when I was over 2000 points big
>killing and eating a snek ten times your size
>>333195084
Just tried the game out. It is laggy and that caused me to die and not give a shit about the game anymore. just like igar.io
>inb4 hur shit pc
>>333195256
you are retarded
>actually make it to #3 on the leaderboard
>get cocky
>die
>>333195952
let's see your highscore then buckaroo
>>333196012
>getting cocky
I played the shitty mobile app version on terrible wi-fi last night and made it to #4 on the leaderboard before an intense lagspike killed me. That was all in the span of like ten minutes, too. Why the fuck can't my desktop plays on an actually good connection be that good?
>>333194862
Khorne here, you spooked me for a while.
>Clutch sprint 180 kill on bigger snek
>Suddenly unable to turn as I fly into random other snek 10 feet away
>>333196208
because HTML5 is a piece of shit and the dev can't code for shit
Is it just me, or are there rarely ever any big reddit snakes?
>>333177749
>tfw coming on top from the feeding frenzy
I am the biggest nigga on the block now
>>333195287
I can't believe I missed this pacha.
How do you boost?
>>333195256
Tried this. Instantly to #7 place.
name: LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG
>>333196012
Don't get cocky.
>Kill a smaller snek
>Don't even eat it
>>333196615
On my lobbies too. They might get big into the top 50s, but almost never the top 10. They're all a bunch of underage kids with no fine motor control or are playing it on mobile or their parents crappy laptop.
>>333196615
The few big reddit snakes are probably just people from /v/. See
>>333175397
>>333187448
>>333191387
>>333189902
its a brazillian guy who pumps out these games and shills them really hard so that it gets bought by some company when it gets popular enough
then he goes on to the next
I hope you guys kill reddit in priority
>perfect head on collision with a much smaller snake
>I die, he eats me
>get to about 5k
>Some little fag tries to swerve on me
>Coil his ass
>Another snek about the same size as me coils me
>keep on the very edge of his snek body so he can't close the circle up
>tries anyway, fucks up and dies
>Go for his remains
>Another bigger snake comes in and takes the chance to scoop his remains AND coil me
>Little snek still in my fucking coil
>End up doing the same dance again with the other fucker
>Another huge snek dies near us and he goes off to get the mass
>I take that chance to peace out
>Little snek never actually dies from what I can tell
Godspeed you little bastard
>>333197007
they just play too risky too survive to big guy status
see a reddit snek near a big corpse, guarantee he boosts right into it and dies
>>333197186
>tail extends into leddit's face
kek
was a good run though
why server is running on 0.5 tickrate?
it's like playing a slideshow with transition
>>333197551
>Clannad
>when you're a tiny snake and you knock somebody off the scoreboard
>>333197840
3 hours of comfy songs sempai
>>333197551
>>333197840
Is that some more slice of life crap?
>50% of games
>Die sub-500
>30% of games
>Die sub-1000
>20% of games
>Die sub-2000
>10% of games
>Die 15000-20000
Whenever I survive past 2000 I seem to make it to 15000 no problem.
>other player clearly hits you first
>you die
>>333197995
havent watched the AOTYAY
baka desu sempai
>made it to one.
>pic realte
>got my ass handed to me by a guy who couldnt have been larger then rank 200.
>not even mad
>tfw advertising /v/ in the hiscores
keep clicking/draging out the window when shit gets clutching
go fullscreen cause this game is wonkey enough as is
>live and get in top 5 literally by just eating farts
Who fart gobbler here?
>spawn in the middle of a lagging feeding frenzy
>>333198408
Fuck yeah. Lock on to a redditsnek's tail and eat that shit all day long. They boost everywhere. Occasionally they'll die and you're in prime position to chow down.
there's a fucking reddit snake and the input lag is annoying
>follow huge snake to the border
>he dies leaving no trace
damn shame
Saw you eat shit Reddit Hunter
>>333190679
>LE WINDOWS 10 IS EVIL MEME
>>333198953
shills....
>name is "ur mum lol"
>some other guy named "ur mom" higher rank already
>get to top 10 and just charge into him the next time i see him
godspeed
>>333198652
I was in the top 10, and killed myself on the border to leave a surprise for the next guy to find it. I didn't see any pellets left behind. Now I know it wasn't my imagination.
>>333199143
>FB_IMG_1458758253274.jpg
what crappy mobilefag device makes the filenames like that?
wow I hate Germany now
it's better than agar
>>333197186
dat troll tail
Why are there so many bots in this all of a sudden? It makes the game completely unfun to play.
>>333173154
I like being among the top ten snakes and just casually slithering around. I love when people just run into me.
How big are big sneks when you're a littest sneks?
I like going to the outer areas trying to marvel at big sneks but I always get cucked by some medium snek and by the nature of being little I never have any boost
Was agar literally bought by Facebook?
>>333173154
>mfw someone called FOR MOTHER RUSSIA encircles me
>mfw when I outplay them in their own trap and they get rekt
>mfw I then hit some idiot that comes in to take my prize
>>333199663
They're immense.
>>333199968
thats a sub 10k family the 20-40 give shivers
>>333199493
Kiek in de Kök motherfucker
>>333199837
Worse, Miniclip.
>>333200063
>not slithers
ONE JOB
decided to share game via facebook to get skin. Get the login screen and say fuck it, hit back twice return to game, change skin button unlocked in lower left corner.
/v/ snek has evolved to US colored snek!
>>333173154
STOP, you're reminding me of voar.
F
>Be 4000 snek, eating tiny sneks minding my own business
>Fuckhuge snek gets got near me
>Sudden lagspikes
>Sprinting redditsnek flies through my body and kills me
Fucking shit, at 17k fighting a similar size guy when i accidentally hit the forward button on my mouse. I hope i bursted into treats so you could level up
>>333200179
They're still relevant?
>>333200087
fuck off nazi two time loser
>>333200303
They will be relevant as long as there are 10 year olds googling "free games"
If a big snake dies don't be a retard and speed in to eat. There will be at least several other snakes doing that, someone else will die and it will probably be you. Encircle all the people who go for the big bait instead.
>>333200063
The bigger ones are simply too big to get a proper picture of, though.
>>333200475
So this is what it looks like to be coiled and not even know it
>>333200475
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnpCYparLKA
they are too large to exist, snuff em out!
bros i extracted some of the data from the game and saw the reddit skin snake has a wider mouth area
i.e. its head-area stretches into its body further than no-skin snakes
>>333200885
some kind of metaphor
lagged into a reddit snake...
>>333201234
Nice digits though
If one of you is Vibe that was a hell of a way for #1 and #2 to go out
>>333201234
>01234
such a neat get
>>333200475
>>333201161
I love this feeling 2bqh
>Get so fucking huge that you can coil babby sneks without them even realizing it
>You can feel the panic and despair as they realize what just happened.
>>333201161
>be the little pink snek
>just minding his own buisnes looking if the coil fail
>see a gigantic pink body surrounding you
>boost looking for an exit before is to late
>it was already late
>its a shitty laggy io game gets shilled on /v/ episode
>>333202312
senpai i've been playing this shit 3 days, this game is addicting as fuck
>>333196615
Honestly all the big reddit sneks ive seen have been from here based on their names
>>333202312
Keep crying bottom bitch.
This game is laggy as fuck, wtf /v/
>tfw you will never play voar again
There was a game where you orbited around a planet and the goal was to change your orbit so you collided with other people, does anyone remember that one? I miss it.
Anyone here with lag american?
Because i dont have any. Bar the occasional spike that affects everyone
the cutest shit in this game
>the food that thinks I'll fuck up a coil
>the food that charges at my head when I gain space thinking I can't react
>>333203000
Sounds fun, I would like to know too.
>>333203000
>>333203219
voar.io
>>333203219
I did the research and that is in fact what Voar.io used to be.
Shitty dev said it's never coming back though.
;^)
>>333203426
>tfw you are eventually betrayed by your own wall as you try to chill with it and work together
Dev, make a desktop client. Dont be DICE and be fixated on browsers.
>>333173154
this game is too fucking laggy now and they decide they gotta put a giant bar on the side for adspace and take up even more server resources
>>333203063
I'm from thebible beltand I've got like a 1 second delay. It's impossible to play. It was much better Saturday
Highest score thus far.
Listening to this while coiling is orgasm inducing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MNANgFCYpk
holy shit just sell out already so miniclip can buy better servers
game actually has potential unlike agar
>>333203883
>shittalking agar
>have my name as i hate reddit
>kill a huge reddit snek rushing to get around me
I got into top 5, I can die happy.
>>333204134
Canımı rulokat çektirdin pezevenk
Being #1 is incredibly boring.
Especially at this size.
I was coiling 8+ snakes at a time.
>>333204134
>11k
>only top 5
>quit
kys
>>333199663
40k sneks are fucking imposing, even a short segment takes up half of your screen and the boost glow is blinding. I want to see one of those 100k class monsters, I can't even imagine what's it like as a fresh spawn.
>>333204037
>not shittalking Agar
>>333204134
ah i played at 9am today too when everyone was at work
>>333203670
Is that what that void is?
>404
>I'm 6000 long, think I'm hot shit
>Start encircling some medium snek scrub
>Put in my place when I'm encircled by the no.1 player in the game, 30000 big
>Can't even get mad
>>333204597
where is he even at right now I've been trying to find him for like 20 minutes
>smear one guy on the wall
>he hit the wall and not me, so I don't get any pellets
>get 10K
>speed race another 10K+ guy
>we spread out when we see another big snake ahead, conveniently straight and in the same direction as us
>skirt both sides of him, so tight he can't turn around
>once we reach his head, he knows what's about to happen
>he starts haulin ass with us, but too late
>we're a few inches ahead of him
>close the gap, painfully slow, to fuck with him
>he pops
>we can barely collect the pellets, they're overlapping our bodies
Though I'm pretty sure the guy tried to coil on me after that jolly cooperation. Dick.
FIX THE FUCKING LAG YOU PIECE OF SHIT DEV.
GOD FUCKING DAMN.
>>333204675
If his name is Belarus then he hangs out around the left-middle area
So if you're the top snek of the day, it looks like you get to write a message. Time for cooperation?
last confirmed sight of Hodd Toward before a lag spike made it vanish in beautiful purple dots.
>start boosting a full 3 seconds before the other guy
>he boosts super late, makes 5 different turns and still ends up in front of me
nice i like it
>>333197039
>>333196615
This. I like the competition
I get better framerate in the bitcher 3. I get better framerate in arma fucking 2.
>name myself beautiful powerful wall
>spawn
>first person I kill is named Mexico
like pottery
>>333204730
I know how it's feels to be that snake in the middle
>>333205529
>coiling a snake bigger than you
I was number 9 on the leaderboard and coiled number 6, my dick was rock hard the entire time.
>>333204227
>>333204615
>dank foreign reference
>look it up
>chocolate filled dildos
I'm starving, my cheeks are still numb, and I can't eat until the numbness goes away. If that stuff isn't available in the US, I'm gonna be pissed.
The input lag makes it skill based.
>>333206307
this desu
Anyone actually know a fix for the input lag?
I was having so much fun with this like 2 or 3 days ago and since the next day it's been nigh unplayable. Literally like 1.5 seconds between moving my mouse and seeing a response.
I know the thread is filled with bitching about it so I'm sure there isn't actually a solution but I figured I'd ask. I just find it weird that there seem to be a few people without lag.
Highest I've gotten so far
>yuge snek dies
>5 reddit snakes recklessly boost in for his shit
>they all die
>have never been coiled
>coiled like 500 sneks
Why does everyone suck at paying attention to their surroundings and going FAST?
>>333199912
snake graveyards are where shit goes down every time. I've seen humongous bastards rush to their doom even half a minute after the first guy died.
>>333206612
wait until miniclip adds a cash shop and buys better servers like they did with agar
>>333206904
tfw you realize the only ones dumb enough to get coiled are 9/10 a bot snek
Halp
>>333207237
Why ARE there so many bots now? Is it a feature or are people actually botting?
>>333206904
Well one the majority of them are bots
Two because big worms are always gentle giants they never suspect when your head disappears from view that you might come back for them
>>333206687
In the feeding frenzy you either go big or you go home
How do you go sanic fast?
I tried to only kill reddit worms, fight the good fight
>>333207289
the owner added bots just to make it seem more populated than it actually is.
the ones who immediately coil themselves, pic related are actuallybots
>>333207508
alt+F4
>>333207552
>make it seem more populated than it actually is.
actually it was to help with lag
players are split between more smaller servers now and it's filled with bots to make up for that
>>333207508
you have to delete system 32 to unlock speed mode
1. Whenever there's a big one going down in the middle, do not boost in. There are always more casualties.
2. When big, coil around yourself. A lot. This gives you a defensive position to come back to should you get chased.
3. Centre is a fucking battle pit. While it is the most fun, if you want to get bigbadstronk leave there after you've hit 2k
4. The best way to assure you get most out of your kill is if you have run side by side him for a while since your tail will act as a shield.
>>333207642
so how many real players do you think a server has versus the amount of fek sneks?
I'm thinking 60/400
>half-ass my attempt to trap a guy in-between me and another guy
>he sprints out and actually fucking slams himself into my face
>dead
Learned my lesson, next time I'll boost and fuck the little guys over.
>>333207776
>leave there after you've hit 2k
was that a typo
did you mean 20k
>>333206904
I just got coiled before I realized it and my way out was blocked.
>Tfw you realize you can't escape
>>333207776
>leave after 2k
Why? You get like 1k after a feeding frenzy. You want to be atleast 4-5
>>333207874
were you german snake, I was little purple and I was trying to kill myself but somehow killed you
>>333208087
>the purple snake that turned away
That big fucker was greedy as hell and the purple dude couldve killed him easy but he pussied out
>>333208163
>Tenga Egg
>German
nah
>coil a guy bigger than me
>swerve outwards and kill a guy trying to coil me
>get cocky and die trying it again a mediumfag obviously too small to coil me
>bigfag inside me has a feeding frenzy
>Everytime i die its due to lag
fun premise, shit servers
>>333205180
Sleep tight, snekker
>>333208087
>That leddit snek lag crash
What if a snake got so big it could cover the entire outer side and just slowly, slowly coil itself a big tighter every time, knowing that everything will be his eventually?
>>333207336
sleep snug, smug
what are the available buttons in this?
only the directional buttons do something
>>333173154
huedev please leave, reddit is that way --->
i got to 62k once and wondered if i could coil the entire center arena.... never did it sadly enough
>>333207508
press up
or click
FIX YOUR SHIT SERVERS ALREADY
>>333208661
Holy shit
>>333208661
Imagine spawning inside the belly of the beast.
>Go to the center to get hueg
>Conservatively eat some of the other aggresive snakes that die off
>Got pretty big, #20 at ~8K
>Try to leave
>Sneks everywhere
>Try to make my way out without running into anyone or anyone bigger trying to coil me
>Sneks keep dying all around me
>Start eating more and more of the sneks around me
>Finally reach the outside without kamikaze spawn
>#2 on the server at this point ~15K
>See a smaller snek try to follow me
>Coil around and slowly kill him
>Suddenly see #3 in the cornor of my map
>"oh no"
>Try to dash out of his coil with all my might
>But it was too late
>Ran headfirst into his neck
>Rip snikety snek
Never #1.
fug
>>333208476
If I were the huehuedev, I'd code that into the game, letting myself spawn that big, then kill everyone on the server.
>>333180838
On my third try I got to 4th place. Now that I'm reading these posts I feel like 11k is low.
>>333209565
>add their mass to your own
>become so big that you can break into other servers and continue the process with their populations
#MAGA
>have way more fun playing hyper-offensively and trying to get as many kills as possible than i ever did topping the leaderboard
>latency makes it difficult
>start having less fun the bigger i get
>>333209842
how can I subscribe to your blog?
>>333205736
You can get something similar in asian supermarkets, for sure.
t. chang
So people are cheating then? Snakes going right through me and nothing happens until they forcing me to hit them and I die
>be can't stump the trump
>find snek called praise kek
>follow him
>giant snek circle us in
>giant snek dies
>i collect all the orbs and get big and kek dissapeared
>get killed by anthony burch
>>333174323
I did this earlier today :)
>>333210251
I think so. I got ran down by a nigga named snake from Jake farm as #1 in the server Trump. He was clipping through my snake the whole time.
>tfw you're trying to make an .io game
>tfw this game makes you painfully aware of the effects of lag
>tfw you know you're in over your head
This must be the work of an enemy stand.
Who else here hyper-aggressive
>>333179793
most of the snakes you're facing are bots
>>333175059
yeah, at least you had some sense of legitimacy to your defeat in agar.io, this game is just fuckery with how laggy it is.
Also stupid fucking leddit worms and their bobbing dick hats
Is there a better feeling?
>>333209525
I love seeing those faggots fuck it up and die
woo just made top 8. nothing personnel kid
Play a better game
>>333208476
a small snek would spawn in your head and kill you, that's the real reason to migrate out of the center when you get big
>>333210994
yeah, encircling someone else who is encircling a smaller snake
>>333211330
But its a reddit snek anon thats worth double points
Game won't start for me
solutions?
>Coil around small snek
>Big snek coils around me
>Even bigger snek coils around THAT snek
It's the Coil of Life
>made it to 6000 or so as can't stump the trump
Meme magic works sometimes
Is the game up? It doesn't do anything after I press play.
>>333211193
get on my level scrub
>>333211458
I'll give you 4.
>>333211392
reddit snakes are a diamond dozen, a double encirclement is hard
>>333211458
i have the same problem
>Press play
>Sit there for at least five minutes
>Still hasn't connected
Jesus fuck, if you're gonna shill your shitty browser game, at least make sure it fucking works.
>>333208373
>Everytime i die its due to lag
that's my tag
>>333211478
But there's got to be one final biggest snake above them all.
>>333211458
Try a different browser maybe.Chromejust werks.
>>333211489
The snake just got 10 feet longer
>>333210960
Represent.
Only way to get big is to bet big.
>>333211532
I want to but someone lagported into me and I quit
>>333211458
It's no longer starting for me either.
>>333173154
Made it to the top bb
>#3 at 20k
>Hanging out on the outskirts hunting 10k sneks
>Die to a 1k snake that boosted from off-screen straight into my head
>Press play
>game won't start
Nani sore
>reload page
>enter name
>hit play
>nothing happens
>>333189064
pls gib saus
>>333211806
>#10
>top
>someone chasing a pellet
>I snag it
>he goes after my ass for a whole 20 seconds only to get demolished by another boosting snake
No luck, it's not starting for me either.
I think the game finally hit the point where the server just crashed and died instead of lagspiking a bunch
Good job, Brazil.
>>333209525
>cucked by a snek named mike
I love to coil little sneks, its like vore porn.
>>333211578
>diamond dozen
>>333211532
Anything below 30k is babby's first toplist achievement. Try getting to 50 thousand
>just realized map tells you where snakes are
>Finally get into game
>Every movement has at least a second long delay
>Can't dodge shit because of this
Why are people even talking about this game?
>>333212092
>coiling snakes so small they aren't even worth your time
you monster
>>333212129
>1 of 54
Must have been quite easy when there's no medium turbo sneks darting around.
>>333210910
that was quite the battle.
>>333212208
It's a reward for the little snake, though. He gets to live on forever inside the cells of the endless undulating coils of something infinitely bigger and better than he could ever have imagined.
>>333212187
Its fun when it's not completely broken. Unfortunately its broken a lot of the time.
>>333212208
The weak must fear the strong.
damn the lag is worse than ever
>>333212208
It's great when you can get them into a fight club
>>333179178
DOUBLE COIL DRIFTING
Post yfw you kill a leddit snake
>>333212129
>54 players
yes mobile anon, you are so great.
Talk when you get 50k at the BIG DOG table
>>333197186
Killing priorities
1. Reddit fags
2. other skin fags
3. People with faggot names
4. Asshole sneks
5. regular sneks
>>333212450
I always let the winner out, that's how much power I had.
>>333212180
>the mobile app doesnt do this, it just tells you where you are.
Hardcore mode = mobile
Babby mode UAV = PC
>>333212670
Why would you host a fight club and not let the winner out?
>About to close the loop on two worms atleast 5k+
>Some 200 length worm darts in and fucks me
>>333212450
Mine never fight. they just coil up and both eventually feel the squeeze.
>>333212714
>using the map
literally only useful if you want to be a conservative fuck in one of the corners. Real men are born in the middle.
>>333212906
>not Alaskan Bullyworm
boo, also if they immediately coil like that then they're generally bots. Real people generally try to suicide bomb your head or just kill themselves to not waste time.
>get to #7
>lag out
>run head first into a little guy, I die
At least I learned to bait people into trying to circle me only to be caught in one of my meanders
>>333213054
>bots
Why would people use bots for a game like this?
>>333173154
Wow this shit is easy.
There's no reason to attempt engaging people when they're retarded enough to run into you regardless.
>>333210910
h-hayai!
>>333212894
Just did this to some guy, hope it was you <3
>Some huge snek is trying to circle me
>Boost as fast as I can
>Snakes are dying left and right
>Get killed by some asshole who spawns
>be fuckhuge
>ranked 4th
>see tiny snake
>coil
>keep coiling
>really just enjoying myself with this tiny snake
>coiled into a small ball around tiny snake
>other snake comes in and coils around me before I even pay him any mind
>fuck
I got beaten by the number 1 player while trying to take someone else out.
>>333214120
Nigga as soon as you see a girthier snek around you you better know they are gonna coil your ass
>>333214120
Fuck off leddit
>>333213768
That's the fucking worst. They really should make people who respawn untouchable for a period of time.
slither dev should just allow private server hosting with a main lobby list that you can choose to register on.
this lag is fucking insane, i had to stop playing the game it was that unpredictable.
>Be #3
>coil and eat #2 while hes coiling some other fucker
>fucking oppai loli ruining the followup meal
I know youre here, you suck
>>333210910
damn this made me realize that these are the golden days of this game, like the three days after undertale or besiege came out
Solid snake herefuck you liquid I was #2
>>333212376
>>333212658
That's when the server suddenly exploded and the client froze because of the fuckup update. Otherwise I would've taken a shot of the death screen
This is sort of unplayable
It used to only have 1 second latency, but now it also keeps freezing for 0.5 seconds every 2 seconds
>had to give up this amazing meal because of that red faggot
Reds are always the most cancerous sneks, worse than reddit
>tfw one of three pro-Trump snakes in the 10
>Tfw surviving a 9 snake pileup and eating all the dead bodies
>>333210910
Thrilling conclusion, Cyan out for blood.
>those ADHD bots
>>333215196
>snake dies next to me
>5 snakes come rushing in to eat him and kamikaze me
>>333215105
>>333214669
>>333214120
>not being big enough to break out and kill the faggot sneks who try to circle you while maintaining the coil
Nothing is better than engorging yourself upon another snek"s full body while your prey is slowly coiled to death.
fuck you we did it reddit
im gonna hunt your as and post it here
this game is laggy shit, fuck these web games
>>333215660
>coiling 3 snakes in separate cages while doing sick loops
nothing better
>Find a big ass snake getting eaten up by another big ass snake
Shove it into their faces with my tiny body and gobble up their remains
Better than being #1.
>>333173154
post link
What music do you listen to while snekking?
>>333204335
>get to #3
>still only 9k
how the fuck do yall manage to reach 90k?
>>333198408
>Who fart gobbler here?
>fart gobbler
my sides
>>333216207
kill the guy in first who has all that mass
alternatively eat for 5 hours in a corner
Step up nerds
Protip dont bother with small fry just cut off similar sized snakes forever
Never boost when eating corpses
Play mindgames. Occasionally just sit in a straight line until you see someone coming to cut you off.
>some guy named ebloa is 60k, tries to eat me while I'm 9k
>he gives up after being outplayed
>I manage to fuck him and become #1
>die in a lag spike later
RIP libertarian dream
LAG IS GONE
LAG IS GONE
LAG IS GONE
>Those constant slowdowns
>The fucking input lag
>Sometimes I can't even connect
So is this thread 90% paid shills, or are people here just so bored that they'll put up with a shitty game?
>this lag
holy shit
>>333215160
I did it senpai.
>>333216494
all I can be fucked playing while I'm waiting for Enter the Gungeon, then DaS3
>>333216494
I like the game but it is almost full to the brim with Brazilians and other smelly third worlders that are lagging the server to hell and back.
This game is good but it seriously random chance that you'll get anywhere.
My last 3 deaths have been me at about 2000 hitting the boost right as lag hits and flying into some asshole once the game reconnects a second later
>>333216494
>or are people here just so bored that they'll put up with a shitty game?
This one
>see long ass snek tail glowing
>Explodes into treats a second later
>Eat the treats and grow big myself
HA serves you right faggot, don't go fast if you can't handle the speed.
A DEAL'S A DEAL, ANON
>>333216494
Yes, goy play my free game on your web browser. Then be sure to buy my android version with your shekels, goy.
tfw got outcucked
>>333216860
when a big snek is speeding they almost always die in the center
>tfw a giant WOOORM
I'll give this place a chance again
What features do you all want to see?
Does anyone else here like hunting down the bigger snakes on the outer edges of the map, like you're playing Shadow of the Colossus or something?
>>333217092
a no lag feature
>start game next to biggest wurm
>follow him around eating his farts in the dead zone
>got to 5000 before seeing another snek
>>333217092
Post proof you are the dev
>>333217092
>What features do you all want to see?
The addition ofno fucking lag
>>333217092
Make the top 10 appear as colored dots on the map so you know where to go to take them down.
>>333217140
I'm already working on lag-free premium access for a single one-time payment of $2.99.
Protip: Just play balls to the wall agression until you hit 10k or so
Losing 5k is nothing when you respawn immediately and the right play or even opportunity gets you it back.
>>333217262
kek
>>333217107
That's fun.
Personally, I like to get pretty big then begin holding down the boost button while playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E
>doing nothing but slamming myself in front of small snakes to make their beginning frustrating
lel
>>333217217
better spawning so that little sneks can't just teleport into a big snek's head
>>333217092
i want to see you get good at webdev and spend some of your money on decent servers for once you shitteralso private servers
>have the coral snake skin, im in 3rd place
>have the 10th place guy trapped in a really big coil that's hard to see the end of
>he also has coral skin
>find the end of someone's tail.
>its the same coral skin
>following along of aside of it because im not sure if its mine or his.
>looks about my size so probably not his
>cross it and die
turns out it was the 1st place guy. who also had coral skin
need a better way to figure whose who.
>>333217262
This isn't me.
>>333217201
>>333217140
It's more complicated than it looks like. Also, the game is generating no revenue for me and I need money to buy better servers. I plan to add a few more ads soon. The servers you see right now are extremely cheap for a game that has to support thousands of players, there is one American server and one Brazilian one.
>>333217573
>Brazilian
there's your fucking problem
>>333217323
I don't get it, all your old squad mates are snakes in the grass? Doesn't sound like a very tight nit squad.
>>333217573
move brazilians to the american server and get european one
>>333217653
Is it though? Only South Americans fall at the Brazilian server unless the American one is overcrowded.
>tfw three huge ass snakes die
>GOTTA GO FAST
>everyone flies in for the food
>everyone bursts into treats
You feel it too don't you, Snake?
The adrenaline.
>>333217217
Interesting idea
>>333217431
I plan to make recently-spawned snakes untouchable for five seconds.
>>333217573
blacklist all non american ips for the american server
I play this game on a fucking drawing tablet and wreck ass
Not my best score but finally did it
hey "aay lmao" if you're here, my wife's son says hi.
I'll be back. Have class for a couple hours, then I'm free for the night.
>catch and release same reddit snek over and over again
>he eventually suicides
This game is so comfy when you're 2+x as big as anyone else.
>>333217573
you already have a shitload of money from agar and all of your other lag-erific titles, stop making excuses and just make a decent fucking experience
>find large leddit snake
>feast on the orbs it expels when it boosts
I am literally eating the shit of reddit
>>333216852
what emotion is this image supposed to convey?
>>333217573
>paypal donations
>patreon
all those reddit retards will gladly give you money
>>333218049
Hello there Anon.
>>333217673
That's the point, dumby
>see redditor
>target locked
>proceed to boost
>complete the motherland's mission
>lag gets me into a bigger snake before i can get the spoils.
>>333218382
Jack please
>>333217025
thats me
>>333217092
make it so you can jump for 10/100/1000/etc + 10% size and suffer a speed decreasehead on air collisions cause an explosion of orbs
>tfw feeding off of snake farts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1r5xtV_AUA
i ran into a snake tail that was the same color as me because I thought it was mine. Being the biggest is sometimes disorienting
>>333217092
Please update the mobile version, we dont even get special skins nor can we see other sneks on the map.
>>333173154
>tfw you just spawned and some mega behemoth snek runs right into you and dies
all those reddit snek with the name pro
its like ther are asking kill me please
who here /extremelyaggressiveagaintledditsnakes/?
>Massive lag spikes
>All these stop and go moments
>Clusterfuck of snakes together
>Everything slows down for a good second
>Trying to predict what everyone is thinking and is going to do
>Suddenly unfreeze
>Do some wicked freeze frame anime move
>End up pulling a u-turn and snagging three snakes at once
>All others bail
Once you get these servers fixed, you seriously need to implement slowdown/time freezing as an actual feature.
It makes this shit so fucking tense.
>penis is censored
you've got to be fucking kidding
>Getting coiled for the first time
>>333218758
>tfw can't make #BIGPLAYS because it lags like a motherfucker
>keep crashing into redditors thanks to the lag
>>333218526
I should have paid more attention really but it's 2:00 and I got work a 8:30 so better I gave in now then lose another hour to this.
>Racing other top 10 sneks at the edge without letting up
>barely get them mostly every time
>finally the lag gets to me and I die
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT
>>333218973
fellow britcuck?
>>333219032
Ai, Manchester here.
1v1 me faggos
We can speed up with left click, what if right click can slow down?
>>333218831
I had a feeling someone felt sexual arousal whilst being coiled.
proably some vore fetish thing
>every seven seconds the game freezes for 3-5 second
>there are still near 700 people playing
holy FUCK you guys either have no standards or are bored out of your minds.
>>333218831
Is it extra hot if its a reddit snake?
Finally get THICK
Holy shit this is fun.
Start eating everyone.
on edge of seat with smaller snakes running away.
Start having a Sonic/Shadow race battle and try to get ahead of the other snake to kill them.
>>333219145
Work hard tomorrow anon-kun!
BEST PART OF THIS GAME IS WHEN A SNAKE GOES THROUGH YOUR MIDSECTION AND KILLS YOU
>>333219275
>>333219210
You seem to be fond of vore considering the other posts you've made in this thread.
>>333219281
Thanks. It's my 2nd week at my new Job.
>>333219210
>ALASKAN BULLWORM
>>333173154
AH shi just got to the number 1 spot then was killed by some sub 1000 snake.
Shit I feel dumb. Worst part is it was another small snake that baited me into him.
Felt pretty good killing and eating the old number 1 though, some guy called FF.
alright made it to the top 10
I can safely say this game is fucking shit now, even setting the lag aside
being large is nothing but a disadvantage for anything but coiling
terrible game, 3/10
game just froze
10/10 goty
thank god i wasn't #1
>>333219464
keep it asecret plz
![[takes intense bite].png](https://i.imgur.com/OOSF5GW.png "[takes intense bite]")
![[SPAGHET ME UP].png](https://i.imgur.com/RQJ2ULP.png "[SPAGHET ME UP]")
