The moon has fallen out of orbit and is about to crash into the earth. Humanity has randomly selected people to hide in underground nuclear bunkers for 6 months until the earth becomes habitable again. Luckily you were picked.
You can only take 5 video games with you into the bunker for these six months. What games do you pick?
Undertale
Clicker Heroes
Sonic 3
Day of the Tentacle
dead or alive xtreme 3
>The moon has fallen out of orbit
Woah woah woah nigga you're doing it wrong. The pasta goes "The sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to crash into the earth."
>>333109347
>1 trillion lions have fallen out of orbit and are about to crash into the sun
>>333109091
that looks like a bunker from stalker
Upside Down Lion or Normal Lion?
>>333109091
>implying the earth would ever be habitable again after something as big as moon hits it
we'd be knocked out of our stable orbit and be fucked
>>333109091
This is some next leveling shitposting. Well done, my man.
>>333109453
>1 trillion suns have fallen out of the lion and are about to crash into the orbit.
I think you mean the earth has fallen out of orbit and is about to crash into the moon.
>>333109524
Upside down lion has control of gravity m8
>>333109091
Okami HD
Wind Waker HD
Pikmin 2
Kirby's Epic Yarn
Super Mario Galaxy
>>333109091
None. Everyone in the bunker will just become a neet and doom mankind.
No anime allowed either
>>333109091
I am not going to pick any games, I am going to kill everyone in that bunker.
If this planet dies, no human should be left on it.
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper.
>>333109091
>>333109537
If we were hit by the fucking moon half of Earth would be blown away, a quarter would be turned into space debris, and the other quarter would be a new moon, there's no amount of surviving, let alone the earth being habitable after
>>333109091
Fallouts 1-4 & NV to prepare for life both in the bunker and on the surface
>>333109537
>not wanting to be a survivor to witness the glorious journey of Earth traveling through deep space
>>333109343
good choice, fellow redditor
have an upvote ↑
>>333109091
>playing video games when everybody on earth is about to die
WTF, even neets like you should be able to get laid when all those grills are freaking out about the end of the world.
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
Persona 2 Innocent Sin - Just so I can motivate myself to actually finish it
Clannad - Might as well have some waifus to keep me company
Sleeping Dogs - I've been meaning to replay it, plus it'd give me something to do stuff in besides a long ass RPG
Theme Hospital - A game that'd probably keep me entertained for a fair few hours
Tekken Tag Tournament 2 - Again, something to keep me entertained
>>333109091
Dwarf Fortress
Civilization 5
Minecraft
Kerbal Space Program
Diablo II
>>333109091
If the moon crashed into the earth literally everything would die
Civilization 5
STALKER Shadow of Chernobyl (with mods)
XCOM 2
Mount and Blade: Warband
Super Deepthroat
>>333109651
Lay the foundation pupper
Civ V
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2
Dragon Quest 8
Power Stone 2
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
>>333109091
dark souls (1 or 3)
super mario galaxy 2
rhythm heaven megamix
pokemon crystal or heartgold/soulsilver
tales of the abyss
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
>>333110149
>>333109794
do you know how small the moon is, and how big the earth is?
>>333109585
1 trillion loins have fallen out of the sun and are about to crash into the moon which is also a giant lion
>>333109091
Sonic's Genesis collection
Midway Arcade Treasures 1 & 2
SNK Arcade Classics
Rare Replay
>>333110258
Do you know how fragile the earth is?
>>333110258
The moon is pretty fucking big
Kek. I'm writing a comic about a bounty hunter who is the last human in the universe after an alien race (which he defeats) crashes the moon into the Earth.
One googlplex of ants has invaded your universe which dragon dildo will you shove up your ass before you're crushed and eaten by ants?
>>333110421
What 5 games did he choose?
>>333109934
>die in less than a day due to no heat and light
wew lad
>>333110553
thats what the bunker is for. you wait out that part
>>333109091
All with shitton of mods
>Mount & Blade: Warband
>Crusader Kings 2
>latest emulated pokemon with some rom hacks
>The Witcher 3//Dark Souls
>Medieval II: Total War
Most of them for eating time, TW3 if it's only 6 months, Souls if it's little longer.
Are there any grills in the bunker?
>>333109091
Civ 5
Civ Beyond Earth for when I beat everything on Civ 5
XCOM 2 when I dont feel like playing Civ 5
Fallout 4 with an edited .ini file to keep upping the difficulty past what survival hasStarless because there probably isn't going to be any internet porn
>Moon crashes into earth
>Survivors
>Implying
>>333110624
Also Fallout 4/Skyrim if it's for eternity (instead of TW3/DS) since it's more moddable.
>>333110609
Wouldn't we freeze to death even worse than the ice age?
>>333110541
in the story he has 6 books from humanity that he managed to save.
>The Bible
>Odyssey/Iliad
>5 Rings
>A Complete collection of Poe
>Self Reliance
>Collection of American revolution papers and shit
>>333110421
>which he defeats
By himself?
>tfw you're so insecure about your intelligence, that your only avenue of showing your mental prowess is to correct an obviously facetious post on an anonymous greek marble chiseling forum.
Civ V
Doom II (With Mods)
Dwarf Fortress
Clannad
some long ass jrpg
>>333109347
upvoted
>>333109091
uhhhh omg the moon can't fall out of orbit????/
wow... =/
you people sure are stupid...
>>333110772
Our atmosphere would probably be completely fucked and our planet shattered. we would be exposed to open space. I expect we would all die pretty fucking fast. Bunker or not.
>>333110084
>Persona 2 Innocent Sin - Just so I can motivate myself to actually finish it
If you finish that shit and like it, you're going to be tearing your hear out forever that you decided to forget about bringing along Eternal Punishment.
>>333109091
>moon
It's supposed to be the sun, jackass. Quit tampering with copypastas.
>>333110876
>>The Bible
gay.
>moon crashes on the earth
>earthquakes and disasters everywhere
>bunker gets fucked and cold sea water flows in as giant cracks form around the world
>earth gets pulled out of orbit and everything freezes to death
Delete this thread already.
>>333111081
what if we all wore space suits?
>>333109091
Halo 3
Explorers of Sky
Diablo II
Minecraft
Ape Escape 1
>>333109537
>>333109794
>>333110149
Lmao @ these retards t-b-h
>>333110898
>Implying you aren't OP
>Implying you shouldn't have just used the sun copypasta
>Implying pretending you are retarded isn't more enjoyable than every day is repost day
>>333111087
It's only six months, and for the amount of times I've tried to force myself to play Innocent Sin I don't think I'd be too bothered about not getting to play the sequel until later on.
Civ 5
Skyrim
Minecraft
GTA 5
Kerbal
This could last me for a year.
>>333111219
well it would depend on the oxygen in the suit. People on the ISS would have the longest survival.
>>333110415
Are you fucking being sarcastic? You fucking idiot.
When the moon is out, fucking use your thumb and your fucking finger to measure how big it is, it's not even bigger than your fucking coffee cup you cum into, you fucking idiot.
>>333110896
It's a hive mind robot race.
He leads a team of elite soldiers in the year 2089 (The invasion starts in 2030, and by 2080 only 20 million humans are alive) to destroy what was thought to be the "core" of the hivemind.
Turned out it was a humanoid robot that had absorbed all human knowledge and culture before destroying the planet.
It kills his team and after a long ass battle he barely beats it. He's saved by an alien race.
>>333111185
He's a devout catholic
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
>>333110876
How did he manage to save only those 6 "important "" books and literally no others
>>333109091
For a situation so dire, you'll want to pick up games with high value of replayability and that you can play solo/offline without getting burnt out for long periods of time:
Civ V
Dwarf Fortress
Trackmania
Risk of Rain
Modded Skyrim
>>333110898
>Why would the moon fall out of orbit? Barring a James Bond villian-esque plot with Goddamn Massive Rockets, we'd see the moon's orbital decay coming literally thousands of years in advance
>Nothing on earth would survive, even in bunkers
>If you broke the moon in half and it hit, even then it would take more then 6 months to become habitable again
>why the fuck would anyone from here be picked to survive?
>how are you going to generate electricity to power the lights and your energy-draining vidya with it's 'fuck-power-consumption-graphics cards' for 6 months? if you are stuck for 6 months, energy efficiency is going to be key
Did I miss any points?
>>333111219
Earth would still have natural flooding and tides and shit. Would be worse than Mars.
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
>>333111427
Neat.
>>333109091
>shit bait thread not using original pasta
>people still fall for this
Is the bait saying that this is bait now?
>>333111295
Innocent Sin's pretty hard to get into, but I really got engrossed in it after a while. If the slow pace is your issue, a friend of mine said he found playing the game on an emulator with speedup made the experience smoother.
>The moon would push the Earth out of Orbit
Then why didn't the Mars sized planet that crashed into a younger Earth do jackshit to the orbit but make us a moon?
You fucking idiots can't even recognize an ironic memepost when its so blatantly obvious
The point isn't about the moon or sun crashing into earth, it's talking about which games will give you the longest play value
The Local Supercluster has fallen out of orbit and is about to crash into Earth.
Since no one gives a fuck anymore, you have the chance to have sex with one vidya related person before everyone dies anyway. Who do you pick?
>>333111817
Because people here don't know shit and it's pointless to try and correct them.
>>333111485
I dunno m8.
>>333111426
I almost got mad. Truly a great post
>>333111918
The moon from Majora's Mask
Drakan: The Ancient Gates
Alundra 2
Maximo: Ghosts To Glory
The Witcher 3
Silent Hill HD collection (more games)
Persona 3
GTA 5
Skyrim
Witcher 3Dark Cloud
>>333111873
So why did OP post a picture of a bunker door then? Your an Idiot!
>>333109091
Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3
Street Fighter V
FIFA 15
Civ IV
Rare Replay
>>333112019
We Aussies practice shit posting every day.
I train from 6am to 6pm. Just like the shaolin monks.
The earth is going to crash into a black hole
You must hide in a warp shelter for 5 weeks until the earth emerges from the other side into an alternate dimension
What 3 games do you bring with you
>Its a moot was right episode
>>333112148
it was just a prank bro
ARK
Forza 4
Need for speed to make me appreciate the other games
sim city 4 because it is already installed on my laptop
tetris cause fuck you all
>>333112231
Clearly you've mastered the art
The world is going to fall through HELL
You must hide in a Church for 7 days until all the demons are banished away by Jesus and the firefighters put out all the fire
What 5 Bible verses do you bring with you ?
>>333112248
Shelters are pointless, time stops near a black hole.
Everyone just gained immortality.
>>333111771
I'll give that a try at some point, I had it all set up a while back so it should still be alright.
I don't know what it was about Innocent Sin though, I played Persona PSP just fine, but something about IC just got to me. Maybe it was the battles every two steps or something.
>>333112248
Elite: Dangerous
A shotgun
One shotgun shell
>>333111873
FUCK OFF
The moon crashing into the earth would cause a hugeass shock that would make our nuclear reactors unstable.
>>333110421
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT PREY 2 FAGGOT
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
>>333112505
You're confusing black holes, which are like dimensional doorways (as seen in Interstellar) with the 4th dimension (which is time.)
What would happen if Earth fell out of Low Gaben Orbit?
The sun is about to crash on a desert island. You have to move to the moon for 6 months.
Name 5 lions you'd bring with you while you wait 6 months for the bunker to be habitable again.
>>333112708
id be lion if i said i knew any lions to take
Now that the dust has cooled down, what 5 games do you bring with you until the moon is done smashing into the bunker?
>>333112505
>time stops near a black hole
Is this true or am I being meme'd?
>>333109091
Dwarf Fortress
Deus Ex
DMC HD collection
Sword of the Stars
Morrowind
I'm assuming mods are out of the question.
Couldn't we just fap together?
>>333112708
The Lion King
Mountain Lion
Some African lion
Scar
Jackie Chan
>>333112518
I'm confused how you could say that IS has issues with encounter rates but not the Persona PSP. They're both pretty bad, if I remember.
>>333112708
Lion
Lyon
Lieon
lyeon
nigger
>>333112359
moot cant handle the banter
>>333109651
Lay the foundation, pupper.
>>333112848
I don't think it stops entirely.
The closer you get to a black hole (or anything with enormous mass) the more time gets "stretched"
For you, it stays the same of course, but for the outside, it would look as if you're going slower.
This is a literal REAL way that we could travel into the future, by orbiting a very large black hole
>>333113008
Shitposting =/= banter
it has to be savage to be banter.
>>333109091
>can only take 5 games
Why? That's retarded.
>>333109091
Uhhh
Fallout 1,2,3,NV
and BioShock 2
>>333113075
moot cant handle the banter, that's why he quit. Because he couldn't handle the superior aus gene.
>>333113065
Let's say you get close enough for time to slow by half
You orbit the black hole for 6 months, and when you return to earth, you find that 12 months have passed.
>>333113065
IDEA:
>Solar System that orbits close enough to a black hole that time is effected but not killed
>Their race basically is ahead of every other race by billions of years due to the time change
>>333112848
Gravity at the event horizon becomes infinite (and then it becomes inverted as you go even further), which means light speed becomes zero, and since nothing can go faster than light everything is stopped.
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
Fallout 4 (duude, exploring the wasteland is so fun. I like shooting people in the face when they talk, lol)
Skyrim
Dark souls 3 (so hard right xD)
Call of duty: BLOPS 3
And FIFA
>>333113164
No he presumably quit because he was sick of the lawsuits and being attached to 4chan for thirteen years like that is not something I would wish on anybody.
Even after 9 I hate you all.
>>333113237
but what if you went in a time proof bunker?
>>333113237
No, they'd be behind.
Their time would be slower, for those looking on it from outside.
>>333109091
>a nuclear bunker can keep you safe from THE FUCKING MOON
>>333109091
It's a bit unfair since the games I like are my favourite only if they receive new updates over time.
Anyways, here is my selection:
>The Long Dark
>Prison Architect
>Unreal World
>Cities Skylines
>Space Engineers
I would like to bring these too, just for greed
>Cities Skylines - I exchanged this with Unreal World, because I wanted to try something new during those 6 months.
>Banished - Just for the comfy feeling, although there isn't much content
>Subnautica - To try the new items, but it's an unfinished game, what it means, it isn't solid enough
>Terraria - I have it for many years, but it doesn't gave me the feeling of being an addictive game yet, that's why I barely played it. Not even the first boss.
>Neo Scavenger - Because I have to finish it, but I already have The Long Dark for the same feeling, more or less.
Terraria
Fallout: New Vegas
Nuclear Throne
S.T.A.L.K.E.R SoC
Borderlands
>>333113495
>his bunker isn't moon proof
Goof luck with that poorfag.
>>333109091
Super Smash Bros for 3DS
Xenoblade Chronicles
Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mak
>>333113584
Ha I got all those games for free on my hacked 3DS (except M&L BIS)
But really, you wouldn't want anything other than Nintendo stuff?
Do we get DLC? Mods?
If yes to both,
eu4, victoria 2, fallout 4 (Dont hate, only played it once) Kerbal, and a game that makes me not hate myself
>>333113489
How does that make sense
>>333113825
For them to be ahead of everyone else, they would have to experience time longer than everyone else
Going near a black hole shortens time. Nothing can lengthen it.
>>333109347
>a sun made of cold has fallen out of orbit and is about to crash into the earth
>>333112959
I don't really know. It just felt like it was happening a lot more in IS, as far as I remember. I also preferred the movement style in PPSP as well, which is one of the reasons I plan on getting around to Soul Hackers eventually.
STALKER S.O.C.
Spelunky
Binding of isaac afterbirth
Supreme commander forged alliance
Quake 3 Arena
I see we have some physics majors here. Where did you guys study? Netflix university?
>>333113564
>Stand back noob, I'll moonbase this charlie
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8
>go to the moon
>Earth blows up
>everything you know is gone
>worst part isyou're a Chink
A Sun made of ice and a Sun made of fire are going to collide
Who wins ??
>>333113750
Yeah. Assuming we are going by "last minute/grab the least amount of stuff", besides the mandatory needs like food, drink, and some 2-3 books, a N3DS XL will take up the least amount of compartment space as would the games and super light for hand luggage level of transport of crap really does hit the fan. Also I'm a big Nintendo fan, have been since a kiddo.
>>333109091
That I've played:
FTL
Minecraft
Card Hunter
That I've not played:
Dishonored
Dark Souls
>>333109091
Are you fucking serious? When I start these threads no one fucking replies and you get over 100? Go fuck yourself op you cocksucker.
>>333114372
A sun made of moon and a moon made of sun are about to collide. Who wins??
>>333113584
You, I like you.
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
>>333114642
Thanks anon.
>>333109651
Lay that foundation, pupps
>>333114372
They join forces before they crash to take down the metal sun.
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
Dwarf Fortress
Factorio
Terraria
Tribes 2
WoW
>>333115229
>Offline for 6 months
>Picks WoW
All this autism
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
>>333115319
OP doesn't imply that there aren't other people to play with.
>>333115319
Never said anything about it being offline :^}
>>333115319
>not grinding levels so you're better than everyone at the end of the 6 months
>>333113237
There was a Voyager episode like that.
Porn
>>333115584
If not offline, then it wouldn't have any sense to pick 5 games. Because I could just uninstall one and download another one. This thread would be full retard then.
>morrowind
>system shock 2
>deus ex
>return to castle wolfenstein
>arx fatalis
I'd rather burn with the masses and get it over with, then huddle in a cramped bunker and slowly starve with a bunch of smelly people.
>>333109091
-Diablo 2 + LoD
-GTA San Andreas
-Age of Empires 2 HD + Expansions
-Warcraft III + Frozen Throne
-Worms World Party
>>333109091
TES III-V
FO:NV + 4
>>333115527
Offline -> No connection to Blizzard's servers -> Eternal login screen.
>>333109091
Minecraft
GTA V
Garry's mod
Tabletop Simulator
Crusader Kings II
>>333116215
>not bringing private server with you and playing TBC on LAN
>>333116338
>tfw Funes died in my lifetime
>>333116515
That wouldn't have sense either. If you are allowed to bring a computer to use it as a private server, you would be able to add a HDD of 1 Tb full of games.
I give you some credit for thinking out of the box, but the premise is simple: five games for surviving 6 months isolated from the rest of the world.
>>333109347
>>333109651
>tfw live in Florida
lay the foundation pupper
>>333109453
>1 trillion lions have fallen out of orbit and are about to crash into the sun at diamond car per hour
>>333116780
A server can easily run on the same computer you're running the client on.
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
>>333109091
I only need one.The nonary game.
>>333117124
Ok, I give you that. Anyway, client and server should count as different software.
Additionally, too few players would render WoW unplayable in raids, not to mention it would be fucking empty.
>>333113512
You seem like the type of person who would be building the bunker and playing video games on the side, rather than a fuck face who gets to survive the apocalypse in one.
I like you.
>>333109651
Lay the foundation pupper
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
>>333117642
This made me chuckle but I still don't get your meaning
>>333109091
>moon
>>333109091
Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney
Pokemon Crystal
Metal Gear Solid 3
Doom
Persona 3 FES
>Dwarf Fort
>M&B warband
>Total War Rome II
>Terraria
>minecraft
I would only take games with local multiplayer. That way I can play with the others in the bunker and use it as a way to spend time with them. If I'm going to be one of the last people on Earth, you can bet your ass I'm going to spend all my effort fucking bitches.
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
>>333109091
Civ 5, or any really
Fallout 2 with restoration mod
Okami hd
Plants vs zombies
Ff12
>>333109091
Nigger, if the moon is falling no bunker is going to save you.
>>333118227
I only would fuck bitches if they were easy as fuck. But probably I would turn full autistic and start playing those 6 months, or even more, without annoying interruptions.
>>333118535
Might aswell have a waifu
>>333118473
It would be a good time to put all that knowledge learnt by playing Space Engineers into use
>>333109651
lay the foundation, pupper
>>333109651
Lay the foundation pupper
>>333111817
The orbit was probably different, then restabilized after several million years
>>333112505
Not for the person falling through.
Only to outside observers does time seem to slow down. It's on optical illusion if anything
>>333109091
Hyper light drifter
Paper Mario ttyd
Final Fantasy IX
Super Mario Galaxy 2
Dark Souls 3
Come at me moon
>>333109897
>4
>not tactics
>>333119673
Cropping skills are on point
The last video game character you played is about to fall out of orbit.
How many suns would you bring to the moon for 6 months?
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper.
I take my hacked 3DS with a billion games on it.
>>333109091
>moon has fallen out of orbit
>>333109091
the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs off was only 1 km in diameter. if the moon crashed into the earth, it wouldn't be some quick temporary thing, it would be CATACLYSMIC. there would be nowhere to hide and the earth would never be the same
If the moon were made of spare ribs, would you eat it?
>>333109651
Lay the foundation, Pupper!
>>333109091
Dark Souls 3
GTA V
Minecraft
Chrono Trigger
And Skyrim, with mods.
>>333117051
>an unstoppable mass of 1 trillion lions made of fire has fallen out of orbit and is about to crash into an immovable sun made of ice.
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
I feel like grand strategy, rts, or replayable rpgs are the way to go in this situation.
Ages of Empire 2
Crusader Kings 2
Mount and Blade: Warband
Roller Coaster tycoon 2
Baldurs Gate 2
>>333120536
Just in case the worl involves into a post-apocalyptic medieval scenario, we have you to lead us.
>>333109091
6 months? I've been playing basically the same 5 games for years already.
Nox
Diablo 2
Morrowind
Quake 3 CPMA
Minecraft
>implying we won't survive The Moon falling out of orbit
We have a million plus nuclear weapons motherfuckers, and the materials to make a million more. As soon as we see The Moon is on a collision course, we'd just blast the shit out of it until its in pebbles, ride out the falling debris and EMI hell in the bunkers, and then build a new Moon with a shinier surface so we can reflect sponsored ads off of it.
>>333109651
Sinkholes are fucking terrifying.
Lay the foundation, pupper.
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
>>333121491
>america has to save the rest of the world AGAIN
>moon fallen out of orbit
But it is falling out of orbit, away from earth. If you mean in to earth, then we'd be fuck anyway since we have no moon.
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
>>333121491
This wouldn't even remotely work, lol.
>>333122018
You got a better idea, bitch boy?
You're about to confront DIO in his Egyptian mansion. What 1 game do you bring to try and distract him while you break his legs?
If the moon collides with earth there's no surviving no matter how deep your bunker is. The entire crust of the earth would be eviscerated and the mantle ripped away. There won't be an earth left to be habitable. There will just be chunks of it scattered around.
>>333109651
lay the foundation, pupper
>>333122265
Oh! That's a Baseball!
these ones
>>333122265
Doom 2 and all of its wads.
>>333109651
Lay the foundation pupper
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
>>333114372
they collide and fuse and create a sun out of hardened fire and ice
i think that sun is called the earth
Morrowind
Oblivion
Zoo Tycoon Complete Edition
Banjo-Kazooie
FTL
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
>>333109091
>Moon
You had one job
>>333109651
lay the foundation pupper
>>333109651
Lay the Fondue Pupper
>>333109651
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