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New Thread my niggas
first for vore fetish
coil me senpai ~~
>>333106451
post your best.
Finally no more shitty update
>>333106451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvlohQWDKR8
Senpai noticed me!
>Get to top ten
>Huge fucking lag spike
>Watch myself get cannibalized by reddit snakes
It hurts /v/.
>>333107542
It was a good run.
>>333107606
>top ten
>smaller reddit snake tries to take me down
>easily juke and kill him instead
reddit snake genocide best day of my life
History repeats itself.
First time playing, is this game super laggy or is my internet shitting out on me?
I was chilling with my rival in the outlands when i got greedy and went for a corpse and died ramming another snake in the ass. was in like 4th
>>333108386
It's the game servers. THere's probably some fags from russia and australia shitting it up for everyone.
>>333107542
>racing another giant
>we shit out like a thousand points before splitting
Did he ever add new puzzles to Cursors?
>>333108602
>he thinks the game is p2p
>little runt tries to content with my massive girth
>crashes into my side
>don't even eat him, let him rot
I don't need your defective energy
It's unplayable again. What the fuck?
>around 10k, ready to break onto the leaderboard
"We Wuz Kangz" spawns literally 10 pixels in front of me and I die
Love it.
Game is still way too fucking laggy to be playable.
>got killed by mexico
make sure to put [/v/] before your names so we can be brethren
How do I do skins?
>laggier than ever
>growing takes longer
What the fuck m8s
>tfw keeping someone hostage
Fuck you Ayy Lmao
>>333109153
The growth was fixed but shit is even more fucked than it was earlier.
Was fun while it lasted, never been on leaderboard till now. Grats to whoever got my shit.
>Try to kill a snake
>He tries to kill me
>Both keep failing, end up rivaling up
>Stop trying to kill each other and just slither around
>We end up accidentally colliding after a while
It was meant to be.
>tfw potentially good game is ruined merely days after its conception
>>333108065
RIP
Better play it while we can.
>stay in the middle
>wait for people to fuck up
>steal their shit
>people in these threads saying "OH ITS SO HARD TO GET BIG"
Now's the easiest time to get big. I feel like a nigger during the baltimore riot.
>>333110214
it was patched earlier to make growing harder, and was reverted like an hour ago
>Cresta 2500
>Hit leaderboard
>Die minutes later
ahhhhhh :^)
BLOOD ORGY
>make it to the top 10
>find #1
>lag and run into him
JUST
>Capture 4 smaller snakes
>One huge ass snake captures me and the 4 snakes
>One GIGANTIC snake captures us all
holy shit
are the servers big again yet?
>>333110467
How does this game work? I see huge snakes get taken out easily by smaller snakes, how does that work?
>Top the leaderboard for 5 minutes before deciding to slam headfirst into someone
My reign will be longer next time
>>333110871
if you face touches another snake you're dead
its literally that simple
>game puts on bullet time
At least reddit snake is doomed
>>333110871
If you run into another snake you die. Think of it like the lightcycles from Tron.
>>333110986
yeah
a small snake spawns literally right in front of you and you lose all your progress
it's literally that simpe
got up to #5 today and died due to forgetting i can't turn on a dime like a smell snek anymore
was a good run
If one of you is Storm fuck you I almost had your titan snake
>>333111015
>snakes overlapping and not dying
what is this sorcery
>playing as Trump 2016
>see this cuck
>know what must be done
>spend far more boost than i will get back to coil him
>don't even try and end him, just let him squirm
>eventually he is forced to kill himself
>>333111063
cry more, bitch nigga
Some people stay on the Top 10 for hours. I did. Never happened to me.
>>333111063
Get away from the middle.
Problem Solved.
Was at 40,000. Twice the size of the second place guy, and a fresh spawn killed me. This is truly life.
this game is laggy as complete fuck all, between the fps and the servers
how are you enjoying this at all? fuck this shit game for redditors.
>>333111653
You're storm? Fuck you.
>>333106451
>Enemy snake moves over and out of me again
>if i come within 3 miles of another snake's tail I die
>>333111770
Nah, was MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
>>333106451
>tfw i've been enjoying this game more than the last triple A titles this year.
>>333111862
Never mind then, same thing happened to the #1 in my server
>>333111786
>try to pull a 180 to avoid getting cut off
>keep barreling forward to my doom
This is some source level bullshit.
>when you spawn in the middle of a bloodbath
>>333112297
that shit is the worst.
Is it just me or is movement faster since yesterday?
If so it's made the game worse because latency matters more.
>>333111870
Simplicity is always enjoyable.
I murdered two dudes in the top 10. Death to USA
>tfw became number 4 before the number 1 snake died and everyone ate him
What do I win?
>>333112296
I think 90% of the #1 are killed by small guys suicide bombing.
>my worm is so big I barely can see the new players
>>333111490
Lag magic.
>>333108065
Can some one explain why people are voting for Option 1 rather than option 3 or 4 (or even 2 or 6)?
>kill one reddit snake
>two more appear
why do we fight?
>>333112668
Nothing.
The only reason to get that high up is if you have a meme or racist name, so youtubers are forced to put up censors for our shits and giggles.
This is, after all, just another sensationalist game.
>have 7000 points
>friend messages me over skype
>check skype for a sec
>some faggot whose been trailing me darts in front and kills me
I can't even play this, the lag makes it jerky as hell.
>>333113167
Because shooting venom to slow people down would absolutely ruin this game.
Its fine as is.
help
i see lines of colored dots when i close my eyes
never even heard of this game before but its garbage.
Lag up the ass. You have lag entering and exiting warp drive. You have lag when turning. And worst of all, is the fucking phasing in and out of players. absolute bullshit when a player phases in front of me and we both only have nano seconds to respond to each other.
Spawn points are garbage. been playing for 2 hours and i managed to spawn right in front of the 6th leaderboard player and kill him as he was warping in. shit like that shouldn't happen.
Found the best play style was to just bumrush mid at start, get to about medium size, then just roll over yourself in a nice rhythmic fashion and pick up food from other reckless idiots. Once you get to about 30th place, work your way out to outterrims and just cautiously 1v1 someone. managed to get on the leaderboard several times in the past 2 hours by doing this.
agario is better.
>>333113736
Why are people voting for option 1 rather than the other options then?
>>333113785
>calls the game garbage
>plays it for hours anyway
>>333113936
2 hours isnt alot of time.
>>333113927
Because they are shitters and think they'll be able to snipe big snakes. It'll just ruin the game and increase the power gap.
so much lag tonight
Is it supposed to lag like it's hosted in russia and proxied in austrailia?
>>333113936
At least he gave it a fair shake before he called it shit, you faggot.
anyone else dislike the ad banner on the side now?
and so ends my time as #1
Was racing some other titans up north when a random snake no more than 1000 boosted in front of me
i dont get it i became bad again ? what the fuck
my regular run was 8-20k yesterday, now seems everyone still plays like this afternoon where it was a madness but with more points
the game is fucked forever?
>circle two snakes
>reddit snake dies
>let the other go
>reddit snakes
Seeing them upsets more more than it should.
>>333114212
>having ads
>>333113936
>play game for a little bit and call it shit
>wow look at this faggot who doesn't even play games calling them shit, try playing it next time friendo :^)
>play game for a while and call it shit
>lmao if you think it's shit why are you playing it faggot?
Fuck you.
>>333114184
this man speaks the truth. 90% of games would be garbage if you judged them based on the first 5-30mins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEP0Jpe6WMU
>always one of these fucking people killing my at 20k size
>have 20k score
>small snek charges head on head against me
>he kills me
what the fuck? bullshit
>>333111708
Works on my machine!
>>333114358
need to learn the pleasures in life
The middle is crazy right now
had a good run at 7th place
>>333114756
just keep it going until they commit sudoku
Am I supposed to get intense feelings of arousal when I coil a significantly smaller sized snek
Or is that a fault?
>Circling a snek thats circling a smaller snek.
Satisfying
>>333115031
just coil and wait for greedy/overconfident idiots.
>>333114948
It's pretty good coiling someone. I was a 10k snake and caught a guy, someone smaller than me tried counter rotating to catch me. I coiled him too and ate both if them.
>always lose head to head
What the fuck.
Just died...
>>333114440
i would have never spent 5 years of my life playing wow if i had judged by the first 5 mins.
feels good brahs
>>333115002
>someone circles you while you are doing that
this fucker tried to take me out for like 10 minutes before i squashed his bitch ass on the wall
lmao if someone just got saved from being encircled by a huge snek from a smaller one outside that was me
hopefully my sacrifice was not in vain
How do you do that thing where you move fast and your snake glows?
Too laggy to even enjoy
>>333116049
App or browser
>>333116067
this tbqh
>>333115886
It's circling snakes all the way down
>>333116067
quitting for now, cant even get past 1k when earlier most runs i get around 10k
>>333115948
i saw some rainbow fag giving you problems earlier so i helped ya out
>>333115802
>gears reference
Really, once you get around 40k, or even 30k, it's practically impossible for you to die if you're playing safe, while still being able to accumulate size. At the 32k mark, I decided to play offensive, and got this score before dying. This game feels much laggier than yesterday.
>go towards middle in beginning
>bottom feed, then merc multiple people quickly or get resources from big deaths to get to around #150-100 in size, go a bit more defensive, looking for the bigger kills or deaths to take the resources from
>when around #20 or higher, go to the top right part of the map with the bigger snakes, avoid small snakes like the plague, and try to either kill or steal resources, playing pretty defensive
>when a big guy dies, try to position yourself such that other people will run into you, it's pretty funny how often this happens, and how easily you can rake up resources doing it
>instead of just going for resources, circle around them then get them so others can't get them
Solid tactics?
>>333116067
>>333116186
>>333116250
Works on my machine
>>333116279
also even if it was for a brief moment i was still pretty proud of this
>>333114596
>That music
It's like one of those fucking MLG parodies from 2012.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn2rJW_Gn-o
>>333116186
>>333116067
>>333114102
>>333114119
It was unplayable laggy for me last night but it's fine for me now
wow holy fuck this shit is laggy
i played it yesterday it was much better
I did it for you.
>some long reddit shitter trys to encircle me
>randomly cut out
>kill and eat him
I wish there was a chat.
>>333115380
Game can sense youre a cuck
>follow a big ass snake
>starts shimmering
>moments later bursts into treats
every time
why hunt food when I can just wait for people to be stupid
>>333106451
And AIDS is down :<
>>333116067
pmd you the fix ;)
FUCKKKKKKKK
>>333116351
going to the outside is definitely the optimal strategy
but kinda boring, being a big guy in the middle of the map is way morefun
>constantly fending off suicide attacks from hotheads
>coiling small guys
>causing chain deaths in the frenzy when someone dies
Nobody likes gladiatorial combat. the just make little donuts
>>333116703
>This is Mario Cart Right
lol
>being coiled
>bigger snek almost has me
>another snek comes along and tries to coil him, forcing him to boost and eventually giving me a gap to get out
phew
>>333116351
Basically this.
I've found once you're larger you can play pretty relaxed, just slither along and casually encircle smaller snakes. It's very easy to kill snakes your size by letting them come after you, rather than chasing them. Got bored with being 3 times the size of the server and let some small dude kill me, enjoy the feast little guy
>>333116741
The goggly eyes make everything funnier
Well i got to the #2 spot and ate shit for no reason
>>333116891
I think that was me coiling you. I was MUDAMUDAMUDA. Saw the big fucker getting set up to coil me.
>>333116279
I remember that bro, then I selfishly gobbled down all his bits by myself, sorry
Do you circle the smaller snakes when they try to steal table scraps from your kills? I love doing it.
>>333117398
its ok
just remember the six bajillion
This is the first day the lag has been unplayably bad for me
What are these threads for? All the meme text stories are the same.
>>333117406
>be a big ass snake
>coil around myself to hide my length
>slowly circle around a bunch of small snakes
>about 4-5 snakes caught within me, without noticing
>they have their fight and one is left
>he notices he is trapped withing me
I came.
Literally just killed the green third ranked player as a near child form and stole all his shit.
This shit gets laggier every time I come back
>>333106451
Was 1st for a while, 2nd was around 20k. I'd usually wait for another large snake to die then encircle everyone else going for his body. Trapped 3-4 at a time that way. It was pretty fun to just fuck with the more medium sized ones too. But fuck those small ones, at this size your turn radius is so large you can easily get screwed if you're too cocky or not careful.
Does anyone else get a little turned on when someone skillfully wraps you up and coils you up and eats you?
I'm a little embarrassed that it makes me so flustered...
>>333115948
You're really fucking lucky he didn't turn into the wall or he would have just vanished into thin air.
this game is strangely addicting
I may be autistic but I would shout "Blood frenzy" to myself if I bore witness to a big snake getting rekt and the feeding frenzy that ensued
My biggest length so far is 5.7k, whats yours /v/?
How the fuck do head on collisions work in this game!?
>>333117807
I get turned on when I'm doing the coiling.
>>333117885
whoever is lagged more wins
>be big snek
>about to encircle slightly less bigger snek perfectly
>about to close the gap
>tiny snek jumps right between gap
>mfw
>Be a giant huge fuckoff 10,000+ length worm
>Little shit 200 length worm runs into you head on
>Literally face to face
>You're the one that dies
Great game
>>333117885
failure to properly code hitboxes and lag
therefore, magic.
>>333108625
>Little arrogant fuck tries to race me, someone over 12000
>He runs out of length while I lost only 1/15 of my length
>Encircle him and gain what I lost off of his corpse
If you try to be cheeki you're gonna get breeki'ed
>>333117807
...I also get turned on when I ride close next to a big, well-fed snake...makes me feel inferior, and they're so strong...
Well, fuck.
what is it about one big snake dying that causes other stakes to die in a chain reaction until the few survivors pick up the pieces
>big snake dies
>just shoot body straight thought its corpse
>4 others fly straight into you
nothin personnel
Ayyy good shit Anakin, I got too cocky.
>>333118406
Because the brightness of the remains make it hard for other snakes to avoid crashing into each other while picking up the points.
>>333118406
Everyone trying to get a piece of the pie and dying in the attempt.
>see bully coiling around a snek
>coil around him and trip him up
>let his victim eat him up before uncoiling and freeing him
>the victim becomes the bully
>get tired of playing
>use my newfound girth to coil around some tiny-ass snek
>just when he thinks i'm going to strike i crash into him
>immediately darts away without eating me
snakes are weird
>>333118402
I had this happen to me once. I tried to coil myself as small as I could while also trying to eat the snake I killed. didn't work out.
>>333109323
I like getting two people at once, and watching them fight it out
>>333118402
THE CIIIRRRRCCCLLLLEEE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEE
>>333118402
top kek
>>333118616
I hope the new challenger fares better than I.
this fucking lag, man
;-;7
who got their shit fucked by me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gah8FnYSypk
>tfw DFC Loli
just died at #2, 28945.5 points
>>333119484
>#10 HHHHWas me, but I wasn't killed by you.
>be a big snake
>surround a medium one
>after a while leave it alone
I'm too nice to kill
>tfw jewest Snek ever and never dash
>ended up as 32nd
>some autistic shit named asriel dreemurr decides to kill me
Motherfucker is gonna get anally fucked soon, cause that shit don't fly
>>333106451
how do you faggots play this laggy piece of shit
>>333119938
Just chill and see how far you get.
>>333119938
by not being in a 3rd world country
>WHEN A FUCKER RUNS INTO HEADFIRST AND STILL KILLS YOU
>>333119905
just 32nd?
>>333119938
I've put countless hours into DaS PvP
Lag is just a mechanic to me now.
>>333119938
by putting the pedal to the medal little bitch
>>333120020
Snake is a game about percise timing and quick reflexes, and the lag makes it impossible to have either.
>>333120056
sorry bub, I'm in the US of A, the only SS ranked country
>>333120056
>tfw in a 3rd world country
>tfw got to 2nd
eat shit
GOD DAMNIT, i got too greedy and tried to claim my kill when i shouldve left it.
Red worms are assholes.
>>333120204
and as a guy that has put the same amount of time into DaS, I never played PvP because of the lag
>>333120280
>not reddit worms
little shits are the jap splatoon players of slither tbqh
>>333106451
literally shit
my cpu shoots up to 92C
also, just another shit copy of shit
>>333120226
>precise timing and quick reflexes
only while you're a little runt
after that its carefully pushing others into bad situations and being the biggest and greediest jew
>Be #9
>~12k
>See a big guy coiling a little guy
>Try to coil big guy
>big guy runs
>Chase after him thinking I can still coil because length
>He runs me into another snake
>>333120418
Any way to change your skin?
>>333120585
click the sign up with twitter, use a 10 minute email to register and then skins will be on the bottom left
What's the most
SHIT GOING DOWN moment for you?
>when you and another big snake are boosting parallel to eachother
>When you actually get a fight club going
>When you let the winner go
>>333120695
you dont even have to register, you can just click the facebook button and do nothing and when you go back to the website the skins will be unlocked
>>333120706
>when you and TWO other big snakes boost half the map
>>333120817
oh ok
i don't have either so i just kinda went with it
>>333120706
I just killed like 3 snakes holy shit
they were all in a bunch trying to get a dead snake's orbs but I caught a few squirming around
>>333120780
this
>>333120706
>big snek gets killed and 5 other sneks immediately boost to get his shit
the carnage
>>333117406
>Be a tiny sub 300 scrapper
>Se a titan snake with a fresh kill
>Make it appear as if I'm taking scraps
>He actually takes the bait and tries to coil me
>BTFO him into oblivion
So fucking good
>>333120706
When you hit the top 10 on the scorebaord and every worm is after your blood
Lol, got what I came for. Held #1 for like 10 minutes. insane lag though, I'm pretty proud of that.
>when you get so big you get snake orbiters
>>333119804
This
I see them panic and just want to set them free
Damnit I tried
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0
man the lag is too much for me to have fun with this right now
>spawn in
>big worm dies
>feeding frenzy
>people just keep dying
>suddenly 2k 10 seconds in
>>333119640
>>333121194
Yeah, I thought it would be fun to name myself after Initial D tracks and see how long it took for you guys to catch on. My dad's going to be in the hospital for a few days, so this helps me take my mind off it.
Isn't the game less responsive than before?
It literally takes one second to my snake to turn
>get to a big size
>slither around minding my own business
>other big snek comes up to you and won't leave you alone
>boost away and he keeps following you
>end up lagging into a small snek trying to get away
>trapping a teeny tiny snake
>>333121103
kek
>>333106451
Cracked the top 10 for Maud'Dib, bros.
>hueg snek
>bursts into treats
>3 minute clusterfuck
I wish they'd let you spectate after you die
>coil a guy
>Some faggot tries to coil me
>sucks for him I know how to stop a coil
>even bigger snek coils us both
>he freaks out and starts coiling into a ball
>coil have escaped if he didn't get in my way, killing us both
dumb fuck
>>333120706
>Be freshly spawned snek
>Another 10 length snake appears
>Use your tiny boost to kill him
>Another maggot comes to try and eat it
>Kill him
>Two more snakes appear, one kills the other and tries to kill you
>Kill him and eat his remains and kill scraps
>You are now length 300 and have been playing for 5 seconds
>The sole survivor of the brood
BORN
INTO A PACK
Silky smooth.
I was actually running higher numbers an hour ago with 700+ snakes
5664 final length in 9th place. /v/ snek will rise again!
>its a 'Another Reddit Meme Game Viral Thread' episode
Fuck off to your sub already.
I like how the hitboxes can still be shit in a game where youre a snake
>>333120706
>when you are stuck in between two big snakes boosting parallel to eachother
>successfully making your way through the center of the map as a behemoth
>>333120706
>see reddit snek circling small snek
>pic related
>encircle him, closing in slowly, bastard is slick
>Second place snek shows up, tries to encircle me
>I'm almost 2big, small gap left
>rush for it
>our heads collide and I die
>reddit snek escapes
>Be playing defense, not trying to boost or kill people
>Small and big snakes alike are trying to kill me
>They end up killing themselves
>Pick up a few snake orbs while small fag snakes try to cut me off from them
>They die too
Does anybody else know this glorious feel?
Holy shit this game is great, I love how there is actual skill involved in it, and its not just a team fest like agar.io
got 3 killed by worm after coiled the 4
also rate my name
>>333114806
But anon, this is where the fun is.
>Not killing the first snek you see to rush all the way to the warzone to catch titans off-guad
You can't make this shit up.
I won
Nigga thought I didn't know how to squeeze
>>333123449
>get to around 5-7k
>little snakes become to small to even see on the map with all the other shit going on
>>333123617
Boost fags are shit senpai, it's only to be used in extreme cases.
>>333124227
How small is your screen? I haven't had that problem even at 12k.
>Using bait names and moving slow
>People come at you
>Mfw as i charge into their faces and kill them
>>333124176
>DS1 buils
can you paste bin the links
this shit droped to 1fps what the fuck
Hope they fix the lag one day. You have to be psychic to make some of the turns preemptively sometimes.
>>333124438
>Boosting with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gah8FnYSypk playing
>Past 5000k i get to see everything around me
>Slither across titans and rack up kill
Slowfags can't handle the speed.
Why are there suddenly a bunch of sneks with names like satan and mephisto coiling around over and over on the top left?
heres me at 10.
>>333125043
heres me at 3 about 30 secs after that first screenshot.
>number 2
>1k off #1
>get too close to the center
>every fucking snake teams up for my mcnuggies
GOD DAMNIT
>yfw you crash a reddit snake as a sub 100 snake
>>333125165
heres me no more then 10 secs after that. :( fucking snipers
>>333124689
>Be #1
>Get bored
>Decide to gift my girth to a nearby tiny snek
>Run into him and blow up
>Him and nearby sneks start spastically twitching out, blinded by the light of my massive lagging corpse and colliding with each other before even reaching me
I enjoyed that greatly. Perfect way to go.
oppai loli reporting in
220k+
Remember to body press your pray, Anon~
Feeding frenzies are so much fun.
Anybody have other sneks just divebomb into you almost like they are feeding you? I had like atleast 6 sneks just ram straight into me, felt like they were feeding me.
>>333123667
>Little niglet snek kills you because of lag
Who else had this shit happen to them more than once?
