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>fembots/dudebots still aren't real
fuck this gay earth
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someone tell me the reasononing behind human and machine relationships
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>>333097204
BOTTED
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>>333097204
this hawt boy > tracer.
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>>333098029
It's metal as fuck!
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>>333098029

Robots have personalities are you're attracted to the personality.

Pretty much it, try not to hurt your stormfront brain.
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>>333098284
>Robots have personalities
no, they dont
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>>333098029
They are mentally ill people.
People have relationship with animals, corpses and god knows what else. A bot is nothing in comparison to what the mentally sick already do today.
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>>333098029

I want to fuck Glados
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>>333098590
so blizzard is encouraging mental illnesses..
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>she would rather bone a robot than you
feels bad man
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>>333098864
Look at her. She's just in her rebellious "I hate my parents and the man and whatever else the generation of people who came before me liked!" phase. Eventually she'll get her clit pinched by the not-sealed crotchplate of her cold-dicked lover and be over him.
Though then she'll just go for someone other than you anyway, but I guess you can take solace in the fact that she'll still be attracted to your species.
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>>333098386
In this universe they do.

Does /v/ hate non-white non-christian values so much that fantasy worlds where Robots are sentient and are monks and speak are thought to be 2016 real world robots?
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>>333099930
>where Robots are sentient and are monks and speak are thought to be 2016 real world robots?
nigga did your brain stop functioning?
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>>333098649
They became rich through psychological exploitation and transforming people into virtual methheads so no surprise there.
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>>333099930
>Does /v/ hate non-white non-christian values so much
Seriously?
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What is this from? A game? What?
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>>333098029
you will understand once Wife bots are made
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>>333100049

Did yours? Because the guy he replied to quite clearly was under the assumption that Overwatch robots were still retarded hunks of moving metal like they are now. They aren't. In Overwatch the robots in question are sentient and even fucking religious to some extent since one of em is a god damned monk.
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>>333101167
>In Overwatch the robots in question are sentient and even fucking religious to some extent since one of em is a god damned monk.
and thats retarded
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>yfw /r9k/ got laid before you
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>>333100993
It's from the latest cinematic trailer for overwatch.

Basically, machines have advanced to the point where they can be manufactured as "blank slate" robots that learn and develop a personality after being turned on, able to produce a range as wide as human diversity in terms of characterization.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyBUMabtslI&feature=youtu.be
One of them, pictured in this video, has become a notable leader and advocate of peace and prosperity with unity between man and machine in all things.
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>>333101259

No. That's like a cornerstone of science fiction. Which you'd know if you weren't fucking stupid.
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>>333101470
>cornerstone of science fiction
by making machines into people and those machines into monks..
i only want to know how and why
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>>333101579
The how is as follows:
1. Design robots that can develop personalities in the same range as humans from living their lives.
2. Get lucky and get one who "realizes" a path to greater enlightenment
3. Make him an icon of this enlightenment path
4. Get lucky and people like it and it spreads like wildfire
5. You now have robot monks.
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>>333101579
The why is much easier.
Cause Blizzard decided "why not, let the fans fill in the gaps."
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Who was in charge of writing and directing this trash?
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>>333097204
who watches the overwatchers
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How can someone hate a robot? Are you all fucking niggers?
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>>333101915
oh you mean like this loser >>333101806 ?
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The voice actor for Widowmaker is awful. I always hate it when a trailer or short starts and ends with the same sort of speech.
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>>333099930
>Does /v/ hate non-white non-christian values
/pol/ is not /v/ and never will be.
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>>333102435
Both are me, I just fill in the gaps cause fag asked how.
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>>333102706
liar, they are all me
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>British girl
>Robot undoubtedly has a middle-eastern name

Oh-hohoho

What delightful enrichment.
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>>333102745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckZlj2p8W9M
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>/v/ is so anti-sjw that they want to dumb down science fiction which has always been progressive and anti-human centrist
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>>333103032
try again
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>>333100313
What else would cause someone to hate no matter what a human/sentient robot relationship in a fucking fantasy sci fi game?
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>>333103467
Context.
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>>333098649
They pander to SJWs so yes.
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heads up: this game like 99% of media is new world order propaganda

please keep an eye on AI in the future.
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>>333102874
You retards will make a big deal out of anything that isn't a white male being with some 1950s female subordinate.
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>>333103581
And what is the context for this to be hated?
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>>333103849
I know right, soooo problematic.
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>>333101338
>>333097204
was i the only person who thought the animation was *especially* bad for that NOOO scream?
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>/v/ now hates relationships with robots

did i accidentally go to bizzaro /v/?
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>>333098590
Adjustable dicks. Huge, small, thick, thin, barbed. It can be anything, because it's a robot dick.
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And here I thought everyone wanted a sexy robot girl of their very own. Whatever more for me.
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>>333104406
Me hate robooty!
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>>333098590
a robot is much more emotionally closer to humans than all of these
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>>333097204
before the speaker came out I thought the crowd was protesting

who people really bring signs and chant at speeches?
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>>333104636
/v/ has been so cucked by shitposting on /pol/ that anything that even resembles SJW or "different from a 1950s american nuclear family" is met with huge disdain.

More robot pussy for us indeed
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>>333097204
Better a robot with a white girl than a nigger
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>>333104406
Women aren't allowed to have relationships with robots

men can
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Have they stated which of the cast is gay yet?
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>>333097204
Damn robosexuals! It's a sin!
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>>333098649
Well, they supported WoW for how long?
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>>333104260
>bad because of one scene

you're just retarded, anon-kun
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>>333103929
This is a company that recently removed a sexualized pose from one character, with a trailer that showcase no female robot and which has a narrative about interracial relationship with a female being a stereotyped female protester.
If both sides were shown (male - female robot) everyone would be in this thread putting attention to that. Instead, female empowerment.
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>>333098029
>Not fucking a robot
Get the fuck out of here you disgusting plebeian
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>/v/ is so cucked that things that used to be a fetish are now considered sjw pandering
kek
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>>333104474
>thin
What a beta.
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What the hell did widow say after tracer asked her why she did it?

Listened like 3 times and cant make it out.
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>>333104636
>>333104986
>>333105337
you know furries behaved this way too

just saying
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>>333098029
Humans are fucked up and will attach themselves to anything.
What makes less sense is why a sexless robot would want to be in a relationship with a human when they are clearly independent thinkers and not sexbots in OnlyWatch. Was it programmed to be a sexual deviant? By who?
They can imply interpecies relations but not show a butt? They can show political assassination? Semi realistic gunfights? Tobacco use?
Think of the precious SJW nuchildren.
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>>333097204
What's the allure? I would understand if the brobots were human looking, but they're literally just droids.
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>wanting to fuck robots

You're not progressive.

You're just weird.
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>Animated short to show us more of the character and their backstory
>All it shows of Widowmaker is her ass, and that she is a psychopathic killer.

Pretty mediocre desu, Winston was much better.
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>>333105468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG3H0oNW46c
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oh exploitable.

Does anyone know when this game will get enough hype to win awards?
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>>333105383
adieu cherie
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>>333105370
/pol/ really does hold tremendous sway over /v/. I remember the only thing /v/ hated back in 2007~2010 was furries. In 2007 there was almost a constanst trap thread on page 0 with little to no sage. Now it's basically anything that isn't white male on white female.
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>>333105540
>What's the allure?
SWAPPABLE
VIBRATOR
COCKS
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>>333105686
/v/ has always been a christian board.
We shun everything that is not allowed in the words of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.
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>>333105686
>white male on white female

I haven't seen any of that. I've seen more gay and trap threads recently than ever before.
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This reminds me of that one comic where the scientist invents a robot waifu and the woman in the comic starts screaming rape, misogyny, etc.
Except this time it's the opposite
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>>333105856
the space pope says you can't date robots, but jesus never did.

robot-dating protestant master race
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>>333105540
But human-looking robots and aliums are lame. You're better off fucking the real thing if you're that fucking vanilla.
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Robots can't feel they are just machines. Robots don't feel love and if you are in a relationship with one it is like being in a relationship with your desktop. That being said I still want a robo waifu that I can fuck.
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>>333098029
Perfect Immortal machines>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Imperfect mortal meatbags
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>>333105946
it's an edit, in case you don't know
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>>333105929
I'm saying /v/ freaks the fuck out over anything that isn't that.

Lesbian in a game? PANDERING
Robosexuality in a scifi fantasy game? THEY'RE PUSHING THEIR ANGENDA
Trans character? AHSGASDHJWASGDSSXH
(but traps are a-okay... if they're from older games that is, like Poison or Bridget)
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>>333106103
>implying you can't program love

All love is in humans is a chemical response, relatively simple compared to a lot of emotions and feelings.
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>>333101338
>"blank slate" robots that learn and develop a personality after being turned on
That sounds awfully familiar.
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>people in this thread pretend to be progressive because they want sex-bots
>they think anyone who thinks it's weird is from /pol/

You people really, really need to get out more.
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>perfectly replicates any cooking dish

>records all of her kinks/important dates/likes/dislikes

>can work at maximum orgasmic efficiency

>can switch in sex toys depending on what she wants

>keeps budget expertly balanced

>can do just about any job with the right program

>vibrates for her pleasure

Fuck, we can never let robot men exist. It'll mean the end.
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>>333106426
I have no idea what videogame this is. Kindly enlighten me.
If it's one of those "hands-off, watch only" videogames, that's fine too.
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>>333105929
only because it triggers alt-right /pol/tards

i wonder how many of them are self-loathing gays and minorities
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>>333106265
have there been traps in any games from the past few years?
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>>333106210
Not that one you dolt, I think he meant the "miku chan" one.
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>>333106103
Eventually we could make robots feel. All our feelings are is hormones and neuron firing. You could program that.

In the case of overwatch with a super smart giant ape scientist, time rewinding man-made machines, and fantasy sci-fi elements like that, it's barely a stretch to say they can program robots to having feelings and sentience.

Do you freak the fuck out everytime you watch Star Wars at the SJW pandering the robots have due to their sentience? Sure no one fucks a droid on screen in that movie, but I'm not even talking about that. Obviously some of those Droids have personalities, and this is a sci-fi fantasy where there's very little modern technology beyond space ships and bigger space ships seemingly ran by 1950s computers.
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>>333101338
I will never get behind manufacturing blank slate robots

theres too much that can go wrong. you can see all those shitty parents raising shitty kids because they're unready for parenthood or simply dont care about being parents that negatively affect a kid's development.

in the future robots should be manufactured to be a set of personalities and nothing else
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>>333106293
We aren't even close to being able to do that yet.
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>>333105580
>mfw these shorts are better than the game
i dont give a crap about blizzards games but their FMV's are noice
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>>333106550
Well, I mean, I'm gay (and my sexuality is fucked, considering basically all I want is a woman with a penis) so I love the threads.

There's hardly any real straight threads, just grils.
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>>333106543
Plastic Memories
Good luck.
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>>333106653
I agree. But even so, it's a neat concept and given an improvement of humanity as a whole, could be a true possibility.
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You wouldn't love a robot, would you /v/? You're not bio-trators right?
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>anything other than white male + white female
>it's sjw pandering shit
why did this happen to you /v/
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>>333106618
i don't think i've seen that one
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>>333106531

That's how the machine take over.

>humans pair up with perfect robot mates

>stop producing more humans

>humans eventually die out on their own and robo-people take over.
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>>333106676
We're also still trapped on this rock without even a single outpost on any planets anywhere.

We have time, and that's all we need.
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>>333106631
I just meant in real life not Overwatch at least for now. In sci-fi/fantasy robots could be anything really.
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>>333106550
I browse /pol/ to laugh and it's always funny seeing the amount of flags from third world shitholes praising glory to Trump
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>>333104753
Underrated
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>>333105580
Well she's a cyberzombie, she doesn't have much to show.
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>>333106631
>eventually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gOWCVfnN-E
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I don't play Blizzard games.
So are all of their writing this...meh?

Still a bit hyped for the game but I doubt I'll buy their comics or whatever.
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>>333106758
>13 episodes
>On Crunchy
Oh boy... this is gonna be interesting.
Is it a heart-wrencher?
>>333106797
So you consider two snakes SJW pandering? How about bees pollinating plants?
Or anything out of one of the Furry bins?
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>>333106835
>we have time

not with everyone with money and power ignoring climate change. In fact, I don't see humanity surviving into the next century because of the simple lack of focus toward stopping climate change before it wipes everyone out.

We probably might be able to get some dependent research outposts on the moon bu thats it before we go extinct.
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>>333106958

>WHY DID THE BUILD ME TO FEEL PAAAAAAIN
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>>333106832
>humanity evolves into it's more perfect form
The only real path to utopia.
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>>333097204
Did I miss a trailer ? What video is this ?
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So I wanted to start off by saying, I think the development team has done a pretty great job with the cast of female hero's in Overwatch. They are diverse, interesting, and compelling. From Mei to Zarya to Widowmaker the female cast reflects a large spectrum of personalities and player fantasies.

With that being said, lets talk about Tracer. From a marketing standpoint, she's the star of the show. She's a great hero. When we look at the way she's portrayed in promotional media, lore, and art in game we know a few things about her..

She's Fast.
She's Silly.
She's Kind.
She's a good Friend.
Her body seems to be comprised of about 95% spunk.

Almost all of her art reflects this. She's got cool skins:

She's got fun poses:

She's got amazing victory animations


All of this art reinforces the great character you've built around tracer.

Then out of seemingly no where we have this pose

WHAT? What about this pose has anything to do with the character you're building in tracer? It's not fun, its not silly, it has nothing to do with being a fast elite killer. It just reduces tracer to another bland female sex symbol.

We aren't looking at a widowmaker pose here, this isn't a character who is in part defined by flaunting her sexuality. This pose says to the player base, oh we've got all these cool diverse characters, but at any moment we are willing to reduce them to sex symbols to help boost our investment game.

Getting art into a triple A game isn't a small task, it has to go through an implementer, a team lead, an art director, and a creative director. This is a team effort. And I believe the team is responsible for upholding the great example overwatch can set to the rest of the industry for creating strong female characters.

I have a young daughter that everyday when I wake up wants to watch the recall trailer again. She knows who tracer is, and as she grows up, she can grow up alongside these characters.
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>>333106832
gub'mint will never let that happen, they will enforce artificial breeding in humans or something because people will be scared of going extinct.
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>>333106191

>Perfect.
>Designed, manufactured, and programmed by humans.

What's it like being retarded?
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ROBOT LOVERS MUST BE DESTROYED!
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>>333107040
Good luck.
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>>333106797
>Comparing sex with robots to sex with people with different colored skin.
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>>333106931
>Being a cyber zombie
>Not a cyber necromancer
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>>333105580

That's what Talon made her to be. Why would they program anything else?
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>>333106832
Good, humans are a blight to this planet and all other creatures. I'm sure robots would take better care of the earth than we could. And they would basically be our children since we created them.
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>>333107271
If you are a human being you are a sex symbol end of story.
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>>333107325
You know that future AI will probably rely heavily on self learning and thus be more than what it is programmed for
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>>333107325
>Implying they can't perfect themselves once given sapiance
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>>333105383

"Adieu, cheri."

I guess the shippers will be busy, tonight.
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>>333099930
I bet you use rhetoric like that in your university classes to win arguments, don't you?
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>>333106710
i know the feel anon. thanks to trap threads all i want is a feminine tranny to be my gf. it's especially dumb because i don't know any irl

it's also surprisingly difficult to find good porn that doesn't feature disgusting fetishes or man-faces
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>>333107105
Humans will never go extinct.
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>>333106832

What if about cyborgs, then?
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>>333107251
>>333101338

>>333107105
There are some rich fuckers who are planning out possibilities for human race survival in hyper-extreme situations.
>World floods
>There are people working on undersea and on the sea living as well as converting ocean floor to farm land and energy plants if geothermal vents nearby

>Meteors killing Earth covered by Astronomers and company
>Same with if the sun suddenly "fizzles out" or explodes

>Zombie apocalypse and general apocalypse of the same tier covered by some major companies
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>>333106693
I thought FMV meant using actual recorded footage like night trap and mortal kombat
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i was pretty upset about this whole thing until i remembered omnics get BTFO and so do robo fuckers
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>>333107474

>All the new Tracer/Widowmaker futa porn

I am prepared.
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>>333107472

>Something imperfect can just perfect itself.

SUre thing bub.
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>>333107714
Why cant they just make a movie?

id kill for a actual TF2 movie yet valve will never get off their ass and make it.
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CLANKED.
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>>333107346
A white fucking a non-white is literally beastiality.
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>>333107413
>i'm sure these creatures that only think in efficient terms and has no dependency on other living organisms would respect the planet and other creatures much more than us that need all this to survive
The whole world would become a huge factory in no fucking time. They don't need air to breath or water to drink.
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>>333107714
what is she saying "Noooooooo!" to?

Does she see Tracer's bum?
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>>333107742

Some already exists m8

We're only warming up the engine though
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>>333107413
>humans are a blight to this planet and all other creatures
ebin
> I'm sure robots would take better care of the earth than we could
how so?, AI has literally nothing to gain by not squeezing dry this planet
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>>333107493

I do when it involves fucking sci fi fantasy universes which has always elevated itself over petty human beliefs
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>>333107738

AROUND CHROMES

LOCK YOUR HOMES
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>>333101338
come on blizz, this is not tracer, she doesnt need to be sexualized. What if my daughter see this? This need to be changed
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>>333107502
Real gay porn is completely fucked

Shitty twinks who want a "daddy" ruined it completely. They're why I hate 90% of gay people. Them and the sluts.
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>>333101338
What a nice animated short which does nothing but represent the game as thousands of times more interesting and fun than a TF2 clone.
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>>333107848

Mondatta getting BTFO by Widowmaker.
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>>333106653
That and overpopulation
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>>333097204
>all that robo/human porn
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>>333107797
because a full length movie probably won't get enough in return for making it
pretty sure short films like the bread thing is pretty much as far as they can go
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>>333098029
Big, mechanical, and vibrating cocks
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>>333097204
Would a shirt like that be racist in a time where robots became sentient and given human rights?
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>>333107789
>Implying something that can totally change itself and it's offspring can't achieve levels of perfection beyond any chemical accidents like earth life
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>>333107675
Thanks.

>>333101338
Say what you want about the game being shit and all, the trailer is cool as fuck
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>loving chromes
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>>333102171
Overwatchmen
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>>333101338
What the fuck? I thought this was a multiplayer game not a movie game?
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I wonder how the response would be if it was a male and a female robot?
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>>333098029

Vibration function.
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>creating a creature that has infinite potential
Yep, totally gonna go smooth. We won't become extinct at all.
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>>333098386
In that setting they do. Are you one of those faggots who complains about things not conforming to reality in a fictional setting that may or may not have magic, wizards, robots, aliens, etc...?

When people act that way, although they are trying to be smart, they are actually being incredibly stupid.
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Redpill me on robot-human inter-sentient relationships /pol/.
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>A universe where you can bone sentient robots.
Sign me up.
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>>333097204
Where were you when Tekhartha Mondatta was kill?
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>>333101338
>All the guards are human
WOW
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>>333108435

>animated shorts are released to world-build the setting of the game

>game itself is a team shooter.

I don't really understand your lack of comprehension.
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>>333108524
>inter-sentient
I think sapient might be a better word to use. A Dog is sentient, but not sapient.
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>>333097204
What emotion is this disgusting face trying to convey?
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>>333098029
>An error has occurred
>Please wait while I run a diagnostics
>Thank you for your cooperation
>KA SHUNK KA SHUNK KA SHUNK KA SHUNK KA SHUNK KA SHUNK KA SHUNK KA SHUNK
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>This is /v/ now
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?!?
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>>333098029
Robot
Dick
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So whats the lore on this? I thought Overwatch was formed to kill robutts. Now the robutts are friends?

Please explain.
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>>333108709
>sup /v/ i'm a girl gam-
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>>333102579
Tell that to /pol/.
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>>333108649
Is that a comedian reference ?
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>>333107738

>Manufacturing tools with emotions.
>Right's for robots.
>Things that literally only do what they are programmed to do.
>No fem bots.

What's next. Rights for screwdrivers?
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>>333108709
>Robo abuse
Oh yes
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>>333108459
A lot of people don't realize there's a difference between Sci Fi and Fantasy Sci Fi. They go into a fantasy sci-fi setting trying to apply real world science to it and then get angry.
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>>333107105
>I don't see humanity surviving into the next century because of the simple lack of focus toward stopping climate change before it wipes everyone out.

Lol, YOU and your descendants wont survive, but those with money will, those with money and power always win.

Funny isn't it, the people who are the main instigators of climate change are in the countries best set to weather the storm, no pun intended.

God hates the weak.
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>>333108825
DELETE THIS
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>>333105468
I don't give a fuck, I don't get boners from animals or people dressed as animals, I like robots and you can go fuck yourself
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>>333108774
I don't fucking know or care, but based on that one short I assume that after that assassination the robbuts went full chrome panthers and started wiping people out.
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>>333098029
It gives the game a "controversial" statement without actually having a correlation to real life.
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>>333107738
where is the bottom pic from?
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>>333108774
Maybe after this happens all the robutts rebel and go ultraviolent
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Why don't you humans like artificial intelligence?
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>>333108543
Good riddance
He's actually a terrorist
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>>333108929
J U S T A S B A D
U
S
T

A
S

B
A
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>>333108910
"no"
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>>333108993
Because there's no point of making it so smart it can reach independence
There's no purpose to give it emotion just have it just do the job right
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>>333109027
Get fucked, you opinion will never be more than nosie to me you chimping out nigger
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Does anyone have the rest?
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>>333108709
>he doesn't want to fuck his robo waifu, then beat her and shoot her, then hate fuck her some more
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>>333108709
/pol/ actually influencing retards to go backwards until we're all christian man + woman families living under a police state ran by the oligarchy
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>>333109039
>tfw no robo waifu to abuse
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>>333108825
Why would anyone abuse a robot?
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Shame the rest of the game is fairly fucking unremarkable.
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>>333106870
Isn't that just people looking for the time USA will finally destroy itself?
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>>333109143
You can't abuse a tool.
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WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS?
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>>333109105
and this is how I know robosexuals will become the next furries
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>>333101338
>giving machines civil rights
That is a bad idea. Like an extremely bad idea. They form their own nation and then we've lost all control.
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>>333109092

There's no purpose in a lot things. But humans still do it.
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>>333109129
>>333109039
>>333108825
whats source, i dont know gook
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FUCK.
ROBOTS.
NOW
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What kind of shit robot doesn't have a forcefield?
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>>333109392
How many resources do they drain again?
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>>333109143
that is fucking lewd
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>>333109092
There is a point though, you've reached a point where you can create sentience.

The next hurdle after that is creating organic life.
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>>333109298
Some people see Humans as tools. Slavery is a real thing. Even western economies are driven on the backs of workers who mean nothing to employers.
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>>333109451
He placed his faith on the Iris
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>>333109143
Bullying robots is the future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY&t=1m23s
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>>333097204
>not posting the one with the space monkey
OP is a fag same as usual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3WhdXPaUd8
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>>333109376
Why? I don't force it on people or ruin threads because of that, hell there is even a whole board dedicated to peopel who like robots of all kinds, I just find mahcines better because they don't have hesitation and just do their assigned jobs without bullshit differently from us who have to keep worrying and create new problems to lose our minds, machines are simple and effiecient
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>>333109161
butthurt tf2fag who's going to lose their entire game because of overwatch detected
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>>333109581
also: the whole video is neat but skip to 1:23 for the start of bullying
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these shorts are so fucking cliché. like it's amazing to think how much money blizzard pumps into these and yet they still end up inferior to tf2 'meet the' videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc
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>>333108820
>Things that literally only do what they are programmed to do.
That's completely wrong, though. The robot monks are robot monks in the first place because they're not doing what they were programmed to do.
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>>333109458
Anything that produces energy and everything that produce parts. Robots aren't utopia. If a robot knew a way to improve it's potency, do you think he wouldn't? It would never stop.
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Was anyone else offended by the problematic amount of cleavage Widowmaker was showing? I plan on having my wife's daughter play this game, and I'm sicked Blizzard would allow such blatant pandering. I wanted to play as a hero, not the usual over-sexualized portrayal of women I find everywhere else.
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>>333109662
Because you faggots are obnoxious
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>>333097204
>top notch CGI for short film
>shitty CGI on WoW movie
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>>333109786
I believe I'm the only one you have ever seen
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>>333109736
>wrong medigun
yeah, whole lot of effort there valve
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>>333109392
Thats literally the entire basis of the Anti-Omnic Resistance in Overwatch
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>>333108774
That was the reason they were originally formed, yes. Then they became a general peace-keeping organization and started helping repair relations between humans and robots.
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>>333109764
meh 6/10 could do better there senpai
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>>333098590
This
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How far is Blizzard willing to go with an Overwatch Expanded Universe?
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>>333109820
One is all animation and done in a stylized design while the other is half CGI/half live and tries to make the CGI as realistic as possible.

Ain't hard to figure out.
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>>333109881
And that's how furries started, faggot
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>>333110057
Far enough to do these shorts and some comics.
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>>333105383
adieu cherie

french for 'Goodbye darling'
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>>333109662
>>I just find mahcines better because they don't have hesitation and just do their assigned jobs
You like to think you're a sociopath who is more intelligent that other people, and you try to distance yourself because it makes you feel unique, don't you Anon?
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>>333110085
You are not actually making sense you luddite faggot
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>>333107271

95% sperm
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>>333109581
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>>333110156
No I do not, I know I'm a faggot for just thinking that, I just recognize that machines are better at doing their assigned jobs a lot more than us because they don't have to worry like us
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>>333109563
That part is easy, they already created a bacteria that had all of it's DNA synthesized by a machine and cut the genome down to the bare essentials required for it to replicate itself.
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>>333109737

>It's in this piece of fiction so it must be true.

That's not how robots work.

>Robot monks.

This is the kind of shit a 13 year old would write.
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>>333108543

Fuck you, Toaster-Fucker.
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>>333110395
>That's not how robots work.
It is in this fictional universe where they are fighting for their rights, which you were bitching about.
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>>333106531
Don't worry, once we have fembots with artificial wombs and gene manipulation there will never be any reason to have a baby girl over a baby boy, so it's fine.
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>>333108825
Where is the rest anon
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>>333098386
>Hasn't even read Culture
What's it like being THIS much of a pleb?
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>>333110305
I don't disagree, but there's a difference between appreciating machine efficiency, and anthropomorphizing and personifying them.
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>>333109579
But some robots literally are tools with no real emotions or consciousness.
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>>333110395
>Why isn't fiction like reality
Come on man, don't be stupid
>This is the kind of shit a 13 year old would write
No, that monologue of Widowmaker and spiders is.
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>>333108774

They were designed to combat the Omnic crisis, then later reformed with the intent to stabilize the new peace with Omnics.

But a lot of organizations still really fucking hate robots.
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>>333110563
I want to see an entire "robot" 3D printed from human cells (minus the brain) and then controlled by computer hardware. Imagine the fun you could have with that?
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>>333105636
>>333107474
>>333110132
So "Mon Cherie" still a thing over in baguetteland?
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>>333110769
All really.
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>>333110318
Organic sentient life, I mean.
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>>333110704
Ah yeah, about that, I'm not the same ano who wanted to have sex with robots, I jsut want robots so we can see what a race that is literally better than use eolves and surpasses us since they do not have since they don't have sub-races, gender or anything else to distract them
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>>333110395
You are unable to distinguish fiction from reality. You are mentally ill, get help.
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>>333110670
>tfw still no vidya playing as a SC agent for the Culture
Feelsrealbadman.
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>>333109392

>You will never play a 2nd Renaissance vidya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sisvti3wbNk
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>>333110395
>This is the kind of shit a 13 year old would write.

yeah, because adult fiction is trapped in the fantasy world of real life. I'd much prefer things written by children to anything written by an adult at this point.
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>>333108959
Overwatch theatrical teaser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBIwGKDwnWY
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>>333108774
Basically when the Omni's (the robots that have their own full on AI) first became sentient, a good chunk of them did the whole "Fuck you mankind" thing and began smashing shit. The UN stepped in and teamed up with America's "Classified" Super Soldier Program and took the best Augmented Soldiers from the US (and eventually other Nations as the Crisis got worse) to form a new Anti-Omnic task force called Overwatch.

Overwatch ended up being incredibly successful in stopping the Crisis, and suddenly everyone involved in were modern day Superheroes and Celebrities. Kids began buying Reindhart Action Figures faster then anyone could make them.

Two of it's Original Members and one time close friends Morrison and Reyes, eventually began fighting each other after Morrison was promoted to Strike Commander of Overwatch for his efforts in stopping the Crisis(even though Reyes was always his Superior back in the US Army). This caused a massive internal power struggle within Overwatch, which would of eventually left Overwatch permanently shut down by the UN. But before that could happen, Overwatch HQ blew the fuck up, "killing" Morrison and Reyes (in case you don't know, those are Soldier 76 and Reaper respectively).

These shorts are about 20 years since that day, and thanks to Widowmakers Assassination, another Omni-Crisis threat is about to happen, so 76 and Winston are trying to get Overwatch back together. Reaper and Widowmaker (along with Im guessing Junkrat and Roadhog) are now part of another organization called Talon, who seem to want to make sure another full-on Omni-Crisis happens again.
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>>333110883

It's "ma", not "mon", you American barbarian.
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>>333110883
Yes.
>>
It's a video game. Literally anything we want can exist that doesn't currently. It's not pandering. It's not exploitative. It's a game. The truth is you're the loser that thinks a video game is indicative of real life or has any merit beyond that. Maybe it's time to put the jockstrap away and stop making fun of nerds that were raised to hate every inch of themselves.

Anyway whatever. Life is stupid and ridiculous as it is and you want to kill the last bit of fantasy they have left to help them escape the horrors in their real life. That's cool.

Ya'll niggas is really cool. While you're at it make sure to just omit anything sexual or implying so that we all just kill ourselves.
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>>333111292

>You can get an audience to believe the impossible, but you can't get them to believe the improbable
>Realism =/= believability
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>>333100049
Actually the one she was with had a military/camo pattern to his body, and a lot of Omnics used to be war machines before they were recognized as sentient species.

Could be she rebelling by hooking up with some military grade steel.
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>>333097204
BIG

METAL

ROD

LITTLE

MEAT

STICK
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>>333111231
> 20 years since that day
Wait what? Winston and Tracer talk about the good ol' days all the time yet she doesn't look a day over 20. In fact most of the females don't look older then 30 at most maybe.

How does that work?
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>>333111513
>TETANUS
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>>333111292
I just like bullying robots by saying they have no emotions and are nothing but machines. Even if in the fiction they are actually conscious it's just funt o bully them.
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Why do hexagons=scifi in pop culture?
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>>333111516
Tracer's time is weird nigga.
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>>333111060
Why was Animatrix so good? Nearly every segment was both well animated and left a lasting impression. I think the worst and least memorable segment would probably have to be Last Flight of the Osiris, and that's not so much bad as much as it is simply mediocre.
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>b-but robots could never have conscious thought because they're just a bunch of ones and zeroes
At surface level, the human brain is just a lump of flesh with electrical signals running about inside it. Consciousness is a lot more complex than we currently understand.
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>>333111560
Cause they look "high tech."
>>333111516
In Tracer's case, she's dead. Like, completely dead. She's a ghost grounded in this world by the thing in her torso. If you break it, she teleports back to the ghost dimension, lost forever.
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>>333111560
someone threw a dart at a board full of shapes and people just never decided to change it after that.
>>
Who is Iris? Is the Robo-Tibetan shilling Egyptian goddesses?
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>>333098284
I'm still trying to work out how neo-nazism relates to machine/human relationships at all.
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>>333111516
Tracers got some time slowing phenomena stuffed up her pomy cooch senpai. Shes essentially a walking time skip and Winston used his science to help manage the effects of it.
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>>333111516

Tracer's whole thing is that she's out of sync with time, due to an accident with experimental tech.

She could very well be immortal.
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>>333111516
Tracer literally vanished from the space time continuum for like 10-15 years before Winston found a way to save her. Thats why her Bio states her at like 25- when in reality she was born 40 odds years before Overwatch (the game) happens
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>>333111696
>lost forever

Well, they could probably get her back again however they did it the first time.
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>>333111560
because sqaures are for the past and pentagons are now.
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>>333111576
>Tracer's time is weird nigga.
That explains nothing, as well as not excusing for the other females.
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>>333111908
Its already been explained to you nigga read the damn thread
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>>333111696
>>333111830
>>333111852
Oh okay.
Where the hell was that explained?
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>>333101259
Its actually quite interesting. The 'robots' have some kind of special material that doesn't play ball with regular physics. Its kind of like the metatron element from ZOE or etc.

It causes unique formations that are able to replicate a thinking brain which is why you can't just unplug an Omnic and reboot it, a bullet through the core of an Omnic is just as potentially fatal and irreversible as a bullet to the brain.

These AI had real feelings, but were unable to figure out a rational reason to gain equal rights with their human creators... so they formed a religion. Even if humans believed the religion to be bunk, the fact that they turned to it as a self defence mechanism similar to our ancient ancestors proved that they might actually be lifeforms.
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>>333111857

The problem is that her time skips were getting longer and more frequent. Eventually she'd disappear entirely.
>>
>"Humans are Robots are the same in the eyes of my nebulous God-thing"
>Crowd goes wild

Fucking easy pops with that group.
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>>333111843
>she could very well be immortal

Since her other biological processes seem to be happening while she's 'here', like thinking and breathing and generally being alive, it's reasonable to assume she is also aging while she's wearing that harness.
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>>333111859
If anything pentagons were mostly skipped and hexagons are the now.
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>>333111560
It's an Illuminati brainwashing symbol.
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>>333111857
Here's her bio.

"The former Overwatch agent known as Tracer is a time-jumping adventurer and an irrepressible force for good.

Lena Oxton (call sign: "Tracer") was the youngest person ever inducted into Overwatch's experimental flight program. Known for her fearless piloting skills, she was handpicked to test the prototype of a teleporting fighter, the Slipstream. But during its first flight, the aircraft's teleportation matrix malfunctioned, and it disappeared. Lena was presumed dead.

She reappeared months later, but her ordeal had greatly changed her: her molecules had been desynchronized from the flow of time. Suffering from "chronal disassociation," she was a living ghost, disappearing for hours and days at a time. Even for the brief moments she was present, she was unable to maintain physical form.

Overwatch's doctors and scientists were stumped, and Tracer's case seemed hopeless until a scientist named Winston designed the chronal accelerator, a device capable of keeping Tracer anchored in the present. In addition, it gave Tracer the ability to control her own time, allowing her to speed it up and slow it down at will. With her newfound skills, she became one of Overwatch's most effective agents.

Since Overwatch's dissolution, Tracer has continued to right wrongs and fight the good fight wherever the opportunity presents itself."
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>>333111649
Or it's much simpler.

Somehow from "dead" atoms and chemical reactions arises consciousness and intelligence in the human brain and obviously since there is no such thing as a soul you could replicate that process with any "dead" matter arranged correctly.
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>>333112025

http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/tracer/

Try reading her actual bio. A fucking google search could have answered your questions.
>>
So does rowbutt Ghandi just not have a backup of himself somewhere?
>>
DEEPEST LORE
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>>333111516
>>333111231
Overwatch was actually disbanded five years before, not 20. This was mentioned at BlizzCon or somewhere. Morrison and Reyes were apparently killed six years prior to the main story.

http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/blog/19809396/fading-glory-on-the-trail-of-jack-morrison-7-6-2015
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>>333112025
I swear it's in her bio. Basically she was a top gun pilot (that's why she wears an old English Army Bomber Jacket) and she volunteered to pilot a one of a kind jet with some Time Altering Engine. Something went terribly, terribly wrong and both the Jet and Tracer just sort of vanished in mid air.

Winston was somehow able to figure out what the hell happened and found a way to "cure" Tracer's time displacement problem. But it's all kinda temporary, like that harness she wears is absolutely necessary in grounding her to this timeline. Without it she just vanishes again.
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>>333097204
Sjw win again
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>>333107013
I hope you arent looking forward to a future like this. Feminism and Womens right lobbying will ban all of this shit or the robots will have rights in no time. Guaranfuckingteed.
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>>333112291
Long story short, robot Ghandi wants "equality between humans and machines."
To make a backup of his personality and memories and such would be to step above humans, since they cannot do that.
>>
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/zenyatta/

>"After many years of meditation on the nature of existence, they came to the belief that they were more than artificial intelligences and that, like humans, they possessed the essence of a soul."

So Omnic's are basically human-kin? Do they bitch on tumblr, too?
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>>333112179
>>333112326
>>333112345
Huh.
Interesting concept behind some of them I'll give them that.
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>>333112370
Guess I'm going away for robo-rape in the future then.
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>>333097204
my robots son thought this trailer is stupid
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>>333112291
>>333112423
>rowbutt Ghandi
Nah more like the Robute Dalai Lama senpai he even got the shaved head, robes and Buddhist vibe going on there.
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>>333112442

>Go to your station N111033334-Zeta.

>No, Supervisor! I told you, call me Steven! I'm really an accountant in an insurance firm! WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM INSIDE?!
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>>333097204
>CLANKED
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>>333111231
Thanks Metzen
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haha robots
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>>333108709
>they're all niggers chimping out
Seems kinda right considering modern /v/ mixed with a spice of /pol/.
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>>333112616
Irrelevant, the point of they don't want to back themselves up still stands.
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>my gf leaves me for her perfect robot boyfriend

Fucking steely fucks. Send them all home. Make America great again.
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>>333112853
>send them all home

Where? To that factory in Idaho?
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>>333112442
>Robots start believing in souls
>Something that can be disproven by psychically altering someone's frontal lobe to induce personality changes

Artificial "Intelligence"
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>>333112326
Err yeah, got dates mixes up. It was 20 years since the first Omni-Crisis began and then Widowmaker's hit on Mondatta
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>>333112853
>the current year
>still slapping cock/cunt with an inferior meatsack
It was your own fault champ, should have gone for the superior robo waifu first but she clearly beat you to the punch in that regard.
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>>333107738
Holy crap they are the same couple! The bottom picture is taking place during the violent times of anti-Omnics protests after that leader was assassinated.

I wonder if that Omnic was trying to dress more human to try to blend in, or if he was specifically going topless at that speech to make his metal be easier to see.
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>>333113250
That NOT HUMAN graffiti and poster are present in the King's Row map. Also close to the spawn is the Hotel where Mondatta got sniped, and there's a frame picture of him and a bunch of light candles and flowers underneath it.
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>>333111560
chemistry
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Those videos are so fucking bad. You'd imagine that a small cartoon about a talking gorilla would have SOME fucking humor in it but nope.

They are just regurgitating generic tropes of those characters with super generic and flat fight scenes. Like, why the fuck would anyone even care about the robot dude?

SHit looks like it was directed by a 13 year old kid. NOT a creative kind of 13 year old.
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>>333113557
>SHit looks like it was directed by a 13 year old kid.
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>>333113557
>SHit looks like it was directed by a 13 year old kid.

just wait till you see the warcraft movie
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>>333113557
>being this buttmad that people enjoy things
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>>333113250
I guess it's just a preference thing.
There's nothing wrong with robots walking around naked since it's not obscene or anything but some of them might like wearing clothes.
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>>333113557
>why the fuck would anyone even care about the robot dude?

that robot dude is basically this guy. a lot of people in the game universe care about him.
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>>333107738
>muh Omnics morals
>after they single handily plunged the world into chaos and screwed over entire regions of the globe
Australia got fucked so hard by it that the government pulled a Germany and started giving them true blue Australian lands to a pack of clangers. And its because of this they entire country was reduced to something straight out of Mad fucking Max of all things. Clang clang fucking shits deserved everything they got and more for screwing things up for the rest of us.
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>>333113816
I wouldn't live past D3 release if a bunch of blizzdrones salivating over another soulless corporate garbage was enough to make me mad.
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>>333098238
Underrated post.
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>>333109820
One is done by Blizzard, one is done by the studio Blizzard hired to work on the movie...
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>>333113831
Well there was one anon in some thread (don't remember if it was this one) who theorized that the reason the robo lama's assassination was so important was because many of the Omnics likely don't back themselves up because they want to have more in common with humans, trying to prove their worth.

I can see wearing clothing being along the same line. Mimicry is flattering.
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>>333113557

The only 13 year old vibe I'm getting is from you, anon.
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>>333113852
>a lot of people in the game universe care about him.
But I am not in the game universe. You need to establish those fucking characters first otherwise those shitty drama scenes look pathetic.

Would it hurt to make it a tad bit sexier/funnier and not force people to listen to a goddamn security guy talking into his earpiece for 30 seconds?
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>>333113557
>would have some fucking humor
You're just too stupid to actually recognize the humor in the video retard

Shouldn't expect more from someone memeing on /v/
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>>333113950

It was turned into a wasteland by the Australians, though. They caused it by trying to blow up the Omnic's, and it back-fired hard.
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>>333107738
>tfw Omnics are the niggers of the Overwatch universe
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>>333111560
because fuck you that's why
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>>333113950
I assumed that it wasn't all omnics. There are still some omnics fighting humans in Russia while other omnics are just meditating on the wonders of their rock gardens. It doesn't seem to be the entire race up in arms against humanity.
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>>333114362
>niggers of the overwatch universe
Are you even paying attention? Niggers are still the niggers of the overwatch universe. Even some indians take advantage of them.
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>>333114216
>I've never read any stories of any sort in my life
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>>333109319
Because it makes her wet.
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>>333114457
Yeah, some Omnics are still hostile. A noteable example is the fact that there's a massive underwater Omnic that is terrorizing the Japan/Korea in a way not unlike some kind of Kaiju Sea Monster. Fighting that thing in a Mech is how D.Va got really famous.
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>>333114662
>russian
SHES FRENCH
SHES FRENCH
SHES FUCKING FRENCH
AAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>333114216
>I am not in the game universe

You don't have to care about him to understand the weight of what's happening in the short. We get enough information to realize that he's a leader, probably a spiritual leader, and that he's important enough to warrant a team of security personnel and an assassination by a terrorist organization.
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>>333113950
True Australian heroes coming through.
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>>333098284
>try not to hurt your stormfront brain.
>he thinks people are attracted to personality alone.
I bet your best friends with your fleshlight hey.
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>>333114727
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>>333097204
WHERE ARE THE FEMBOTS BLIZZARD
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>>333114814

>Cause a fusion explosion that irradiates the Outback and scatters debris and dangerous shit everywhere

Some heroes.
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>>333114727
baguette nigger pls
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>>333109319
Assassinating important people is what gives her ass expansion abilities.
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>>333114814
Female Songbird from the Mines when?
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now you know how women feel when you choose 2d
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>People in defense of Blizz removing the Tracer pose actually parrot the forum post claiming that it deserves to be removed because it isn't true to her character
>Meanwhile no one bats an eye at the various retarded, unfitting alternate costumes and skins
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>>333114814
their story is so sad
roadhog was literally just depressed and a NEET and junkrat turned him into a monster

fucking junkrat
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>>333114889
that's a fembot in the picture, the human woman is a robosexual and a lesbian
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>>333099202

that was hilarious man
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>>333114727
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>>333114889
in a different game
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>yfw when sapient robots come to exist they are banned for male use
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>>333114889
that would objectify women. literally.
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>>333114662
>>333109319
>Talon turned her into the perfect assassin by programming her to get sexually aroused by killing people

there's no better driver
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>>333097204
what was the point of showing this specific person? why not just show the crowd shocked instead of this one unimportant couple?
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>>333115198
>Talon turned her into the perfect assassin by programming her to get sexually aroused by killing people
Wot?
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>>333115225
because she was also seen in a previous overwatch trailer senpai
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>>333115001

It's almost as if Blizzard is full of shit and removed it to appease feminazis.
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>>333099930
>Does /v/ hate non-white non-christian values so much that fantasy worlds where Robots are sentient and are monks and speak are thought to be 2016 real world robots?
No, it's more like, we're so sick of this anti-white anti-christian movement that even a thinly veiled reference to interracial (any race on white woman, of course) pisses us off.
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>>333115006
Isn't Roadhog a vegetarian too?
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>>333115109
That game has the absolute worst fucking robot faces.
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>>333115225
Ahem >>333107738
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>>333101259
How is that retarded?
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>>333099202
>she

okay
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>>333103849
We make a big deal out of the consistent effort to attack white people and western society.
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>>333115298
you should return to pol where you can join your fellow white men jacking off to interracial cuckold porn while calling other people cucks
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>>333115225
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>>333115261
talon literally turned a regular girl into a sexual killer through brainwashing

famfam that's certified lore check the site

>>333115314
idk about that, but yeah he was basically a normal dude turned into a monster all because of junkrat
actual abuse going on
meanwhile people cheer for junkrat smdh
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>>333107738
Why even bother having the robots wear clothes when you aren't going to give them something as basic as unique facial features?
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>>333115298
>any race on white woman

I wonder if the reaction would've been less negative if she'd been asian and not a blonde white lady.
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>>333115225

Because they're a good visual example of an Omnic-Human union.
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>>333114216
>You need to establish those characters first

Lets see what we know from the main robot dude just from this short

>Peaceful, passive looking robot
>Looking to unite robots and humans as one
>When told to leave because of assassination attempt, he doesn't scurry, he walks peacefully amongst the crowd.

That's all you need to know about that character, he's a robot with good intentions in mind, and even if you don't care about him, its effective enough to make him at least likable.

It's a short, they don't have 30 minutes of exposition to make brain-dead morons like you understand that the guy is worth caring about, they used the time to show, not tell, which is more efficient for the time-frame they had.

Christ. I thought people learned this entry level shit in high school at the latest.
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>>333105254
This.
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>>333115482
>smdh
Please leave.
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Robosexuals should be banned. Build the firewall and make Silicon Valley pay for it.
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>>333115467

>hopes deleted
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Why didn't Tracer just rewind time?
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>>333115516
the ones living among humans probably want to wear clothes just to fit in
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>>333115516

Precisely for that reason. They probably use them to feel closer to humanity and maintain greater distinction between themselves.
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>>333115656
She can only rewind herself.
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>>333098284
>try not to hurt your stormfront brain
>Does /v/ hate non-white non-christian values
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>>333115656

She can only do it in limited bursts. The window had already passed.
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>>333115757
also probably to hide giant vibrating dicks
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>>333115656
>everyone thinks Tracer can rewind all time, not just her own
>every time Overwatch fucks up, the other agents just blame Tracer for not fixing it
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>>333115757
I just think it's stupid to have humans falling in love with robots that have no human-like features. Even the most hardcore android lovers prefer a little bit of human-like detail.
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>>333115656
Tracer only has control over her own time, not anyone else. She basically has limited teleporting abilities.
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>>333115775
Why didn't she take the bullet and then rewind?
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>>333115825
He's not projecting though.
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>>333106265
But those things ARE all bad and ARE pushing an agenda. The agenda that such things are normal when they are provably not. These things are neither psychologically or statistically provable as normal or common and so putting them is very clearly obvious pandering to a political agenda that seeks to make these things normal (and I'll let you guess the reason why they want to normalise those things. Figure it out keeping in mind who those same people hate the most).

This game, is meant to be a childish game with animated characters that fight eachother. I mean ffs there is a gorilla character. Do we really fucking need political agendas in a game like that?

This is what gaymergayte was all about, this is what all the buttmad is about.

M80 we just wanted to play video games, not be exposed to propaganda. Video games are becoming more and more like TV and we're all sick of it.

I was excited for Overwatch, but if I see a bit more SJW pandering and political propaganda I will be giving it a miss.
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>>333115887
Why not just outfit all of the Overwatch heroes with Tracer's time-rewinding tech?
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>>333115940
because widow was playing chess while tracer was playing checkers

checkm8
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>>333105856
Fuck off back to /pol/ faggot /v/ is definitely not Christian since christfags are part of the video games are evil camp
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>>333115904

They could just be close friends.
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>>333101338
>trying for make me feel bad for a soulless machine shutting down
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Hello, 4chan users. I'm Jeff Kaplan, the game director for Overwatch. Earlier today my team released a brand new animation short featuring Widowmaker and the spunky fan favorite, Tracer. It has come to my attention that at certain points throughout this animation, Tracer's backside was visible to anyone who might have been viewing the video. I just wanted to state how truly sorry I am that this happened. We never intended, nor did we want Tracer's unmentionable places to be view-able by anyone. If anyone has been triggered by this gross act of negligence, I just wanted to apologize to you again. We are working hard to make sure this doesn't happen again. Thank you for your support in this troubling and problematic time. I truly hope we haven't offended you.
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>>333115969
>hes a goobergate poster
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>a woman loving a non-human is sweet and shows she doesn't care about background and looks past appearances
>a man loving a non-human is perverse filth that only indicates men's desire to objectify women/get their dick wet/abandon women etc....
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>>333115980
her tech is explicitly so she can be anchored down in time due to a mistake in the past that altered her makeup so much that she couldn't control that shit until the device was made

brush up on your lore friend
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>>333115940
The bullet would've pierced the contraption on her chest which allows her to not dissapear into the the space-time continuum.
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>>333115940
That bullet was heading straight for her time harness, if that breaks she's toast. Also you can't rewind if you are dead so there's that as well
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Widow maker is doing gods work, getting rid of roboniggers.
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Where was it even implied that people are having sexual relationships with these robots?
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Why didn't Widowmaker just kill Tracer at the end when she was lying there helpless?

She's already a murderer and killed a major public figure, surely killing one of the few individuals who could actually pose a threat to her would've been the smart thing to do.
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>>333115270
Which one can't find it?
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>>333115969
>if I don't approve of a charater it's pushing an ageda!
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>>333116089

Because shut up
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>>333116038
this joke stopped being funny 5 days ago
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>>333116038
Just like my Japanese adult videos!
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>>333115980

Because the tech taps into Tracer's own ability, caused by the accident. It just directs and regulates it.

Nobody else has that power, so the device would do nothing.

Do you just not google anything?
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>>333116089

She gets her rocks off from breaking Tracer's spirit.
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>>333115589
Stop stating the obvious, you stupid fuck. You know damn fucking well what I meant when I said "establish".

You need to spend some fucking time with those characters to care about them emotionally. Hell, the whole fucking reason OP has that picture is because of how stupid and forced it was.

Why the fuck would you waste those shorts on that stupid drama instead of actually fleshing out playable characters the way TF2 did?
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>>333116089
Probably makes it easier to pin it on the loose canon Ex-Overwatch Agent that never plays by the rules if she is alive
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>>333116089

Because the writers don't know what they're doing.

I mean why didn't Zenyatta just use his ult?
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>>333116089
well you see...

if she had a sniper

once the rescue party arrived
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>>333116087
>Please assume the position
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>>333116065
Why doesn't she just wash the makeup off then?
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Why did it fail?
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>>333116083
So she values her life far more then robot Ghandi?
What a cunt
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>>333115467
>her robot bf not giving a single fuck

Alpha as fuck
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>>333116087
pol is afraid of anyone or anything taking their white women from them, even though they are all kissless virgins to begin with
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>>333116275
k
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>>333116236
Zenyatta's ult only makes him invincible, your team mates can still be one shot if they are in the AoE
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>>333115962
he's obviously butthurt over /pol/. so he associates /pol/ with the topic at hand despite almost no relevance.
not that hard to understand, champ.
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>>333116328
Don't blame me for your game's shitty lore.
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>>333116293
>[screams internally]
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>>333116089

You could be here for days counting the ways similar situations have gone down in comics/games/television. It's pretty common. It's just how it goes.
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>>333116087
lets be real here as soon as other sentient beings come to be we're going to try and fuck them
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>>333116236
because he wasn't beside them, he was backstage

keep the fuck up loser
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>>333116286

Well robot Ghandi isn't dead.

Kind of a major facet of robots is that they don't have to stay dead.
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>>333116231
>Stop stating the obvious!
>Stop blowing my entire bait-tier argument apart with 8th grade storytelling knowledge!

yeah, nah. fuck off.
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>>333116089
Because she clearly has no desire to actually kill Tracer.

>>333116236
>Zenyatta
Zenyatta isn't in this short.
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>>333116327
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>>333116275

Five star shitpost.
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>>333115969

That's okay, I don't mind not playing with you

You seem pretty easily salted and that's bad for a team.
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>>333116390
im blaming you for being purposely retarded for laughs honestly m8 its just not funny
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>>333116282
everyone wanted to stand out, nobody wanted to be anonymous, everyone wanted a piece of fame, it was an egofest.
Also they sort of accomplish stuff but there was nothing else to accomplish so they turn against each other
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>>333116087
It's a game made by regressive cuckolds who are afraid of asses. Why the fuck would they not?

Hell, why the fuck would you NOT have sex with robots in general? They are miles ahead of anything a meatbag can do.
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>>333116460
Robot Lama is dead.
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>>333116327
>pol
fuck off newfag
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>>333115548
It definitely wouldn't have been as negative. But that wasn't the case. And it's never the case. It is ALWAYS "x with white woman". Because there is an agenda here.
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>>333116236
IT WASNT FUCKING HIM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>333116348
>Zenyatta's ult only makes him invincible

Exactly what I mean.

>sir we gotta go, there's a shooter on the rooftops
>lol its cool nigga just watch me pop this ult
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>>333098029
Two words anon.
Vibrating
Dicks
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>>333109820

One is done by Blizzard and takes 46 fucking years to complete.

The other is done by one of Legendary Studios CGI houses.
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>>333116236

That wasn't Zenyatta.

I guess you think they all look alike, you fucking fleshist.
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Why does the animation now look like something out of Dragonball Super?

Did they stop giving a shit?
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>>333116282
it made people aware of social justice cancer, finally got moot to leave after it found his gawker non-girlfriend, got phil fish and a bunch of other social justices to quit the games industry, and has gotten tons of games 'journalists' to self destruct their little careers

all of these things are good
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>>333116282
Same reason why feminism failed except at a faster rate. You take a good idea and make a movement behind it, then attach radical idiots to that movement. Then over time the movement becomes so corrupted that it is no longer about the idea.
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>>333097204
>shit was so cash
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I thought the Reaper man was the only edgelord in this game
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>>333116140
No, if it's pushing an agenda, it's pushing an agenda.
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>>333116390

>Jokes on you, I'm only pretending to be retarded.
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>>333116673
and in the end those people were replaced, the industry marches on as normal.

Mission accomplished
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>>333116598
That wasn't Zenyatta that got shot idiot, that was Mondatta, his mentor and leader of the Omnic-Spirtual revolution
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>>333116738
reaper is beyond parody edgelord, while widow is 'I kill because it makes me feel feels" edgelord with a big fat ass

they're coworkers for the same organization though
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>>333116231
Because the whole point of that short is that widowmaker is an assassin? would that not be fleshing out the characters?

Did you miss the entire point of these shorts? All the 'drama' is there to establish the character that the short is focusing on.

>how stupid and forced it was
the animating was stupid sure, but are you seriously implying that when someone is assassinated in public people shouldn't and won't respond negatively?
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>>333116738
No there are multiple of those in this game.
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>>333116525
Enjoy being a minority in your own country faggot. The only team that matters is the one you're letting down.
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>>333114908
>t. actual nigger
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>>333116797
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>>333101338

overwatch actually has a plot?
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>>333115969
>robot sex is pushing an agenda

No wonder you use 4chan, on any kind of actual forum you'd be a laughingstock for such a stupid opinion.
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>>333116834
>coworkers in the same organization
Incorrect. Widow works for Talon, Reaper is a mercenary that uses Talon when needed.
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>>333116738
Whats wrong with being an edgelord?
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>>333115969
>you will never live in a world where blowjob stands are the norm instead of lemonade.
>Jessica down the street sets up a stand to pay off her college tuition.
>stop by on your way home everyday and spend a miniscule ten bucks to get bust 5 loads every single day.
VR save me.
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>>333116826
If it's his mentor, he should have an even better version of the ult
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>>333116932
Yes, see>>333111231
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>>333097204
>Garrotes the soldier only to knock him out with her gun
>Couldn't be trying any harder robot dick lover with her = sign buttons and robot heart t-shirt
>Telltale Blizzard lets hammer home the theme at the beginning and end of our videos
That shot to kill the guy was pretty good though, christ the VA is terrible in this game though. Swapping to jap VA in a heartbeat this shit is way better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T2Xy559BD8
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>>333116673
This was good.
>>333116797
But this is the problem. It's still going. I suppose the main benefit is that people are more conscious of the bias now. Example being this thread. I had given up on gaming media because of it's political agenda long before gaymergate happened, but it is good to see these things damaged and exposed for what they are either way.

Propaganda of the vilest kind.
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>>333116767
So how is it pushing an agenda? Let me guess since the characters are something you don't like they will just inherently be pushing an agenda.
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>>333116834
calling them coworkers seems weird

I'm picturing them both standing at the water cooler trying to one-up each other's edgiest stories
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>>333115516
It might've been a disguise for the one in the bottom pic
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>>333116231
Stop embarrassing yourself. It's clear you haven't read any decent books or stories in years, it's time to stop posting.
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>push videos to build your game's world and give background on your cast of characters
>have day 1 costumes/skins that clash worse than any cosmetic shit TF2 ever saw
Why even bother trying to set any of these characters up when I'm going to be running into retarded disco McCree and punk pink hair Tracer within a week of launch?
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>>333117017
Has it been confirmed that we can use Japanese audio in this yet

I love all of the Japanese VAs so much
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>>333116834

>Reaper is an edgelord

That's kind of the point.
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>>333116767
No you fucking retarded nigger. It's dramaturgy 101. They expose the ongoing relationship between humans and robots in this universe by showing the couple. They're not trying to force your children to fuck niggers.
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>>333098284
>personalities are you're attracted to the personality.
>are you're attracted to

... what? why is this kind of dumbfuckery ok on /v/ all of a sudden? what happened?
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>>333117002
Zenyatta was orignally a combat Omnic, I'm guessing a combat Omnic going peaceful is rare.

Also even if he did, how could he react to that shot.
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>>333116797
>>333117029

just because there's no end in site there's no reason to stop fighting or at least arguing against these stupid fucks

no need to be an anonymoose/berniebot/whatever level faggot, just don't buy indie games unless it's not made by a faggot. it's usually easy since they try to scam customers by making 2 hour $20 games and comparing it to the cost of a movie
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>>333116834
both of them are cartoonishly evil. blizzard couldn't write a villain out of a wet paper sack
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>nobody posting widowmakers fat ass

The hell is the point of having an overwatch thread if you're not even gonna bother?
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I just want to be a robot
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>>333109129
He's playing a dangerous game there.
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>>333116017
"Shutting down"
Imagine if I put a bullet through your hard drive, which you never backed up for some fucking reason.
It's the equivalent of that, but with robot Buddah.
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>>333116932
it's basically
>robots are made and revolt
>an organization thats basically the Avengers+UN (Overwatch) forms to fight them
>they win the war and are dissolved due to drama
>Some people are trying to get them back together

holy fuck captcha squares disappear now this is some next level bullshit
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>>333117192
I really hope so if not i hope for mods. Junkrats VA in jap is so fucking good its insanity that they went with something so shit for english.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXvHOviRpm8
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>>333117254
>Zenyatta was orignally a combat Omnic

Aren't they all?
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>>333117190
>muh skins
who the fuck cares niggerrrrr

worse than TF2 fags complaining about muh purity when it was ruined within the first year
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>>333098284
>being so obsessed with the big bad pole boogeyman you bring them up out of nowhere
Kill yourself, my faggot.
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>>333117190
>have day 1 costumes/skins that clash worse than any cosmetic shit TF2 ever saw

you have to be fucking baiting
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>>333117248
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Everyone stop being faggots and post art.
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>This short has great animation
>Warcraft movie looks like the Star Wars prequels

?
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>>333117447
>Post art
>Past bump limit
Naa, let's just yell at each other until we archive.
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>>333117447
>art that doesn't take into account lore
UGHHHHHHHHH
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>>333117484
Metzen has the high ground.
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anyone else hoping they can start making a bigger game out of the start of overwatch?

add some hub areas, maybe reuse some of the cinematic characters for quests/flavor stuff, make a PVE mode with some omnics they created when the game was Titan, etc
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>>333117447
>This way!
>Nope! keep going!
Context?
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>>333117273
what if I buy a game that is good rather than bitch about who made it? is that too haram for you?
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>>333117447
here's a work of art
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>>333117484

One is made by Blizzard's own small cinematics team, the other is made by one of 50 CGI companies owned by a major Hollywood studio looking to cut costs at all times.

What is hard to understand about this?
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>>333117447
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https://youtu.be/yqIKRL_5f6o?t=60

>Wow, it's an honor to meet a member of the Shambali. Mondatta was an inspiration to me.
>To us all. I miss him greatly.

DEEPEST LORE
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>>333114814
>>333115006

>After the Omnic Crisis, government officials gifted the Australian omnium and the surrounding area to the omnics that had nearly destroyed their country, hoping to establish a long-term peace accord. This arrangement permanently displaced Mako Rutledge and a large number of the Outback's residents, a scattered collection of survivalists, solar farmers, and people who just wanted to be left alone.

Furious over the loss of their homes, Mako and others turned to violent rebellion. They formed the Australian Liberation Front and struck against the omnium and its robot population to take back the lands that had been stolen. Events continued to escalate until the rebels sabotaged the omnium's fusion core, resulting in an explosion that destroyed the facility, irradiated the region, and littered the Outback with twisted metal and wreckage for kilometers around.

Mako watched as his home became an apocalyptic wasteland, and he was forever changed.

Adapting to his environment, he donned a mask and took to the broken highways of the Outback on his ramshackle chopper. Little by little, his humanity was forgotten. The last vestiges of Mako faded away and the ruthless killer Roadhog was born
Roadhog did nothing wrong man he just wanted to get his home back.
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>>333116847
>All the 'drama' is there to establish the character that the short is focusing on.
Look. All I'm saying is:
For something that is there to establish characters, there sure as fuck are too many things that are not said characters.

I fucking hate riot games but both LoL and TF2 did it way fucking better.
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>>333117595
no
i hope they just add expansions for story mode senpai

i dont want an MMO
fuck that nonsense
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>>333117643
I am comfortable with that since they never tend to make good games, but with shit like beamdog retroactively changing baldur's gate, a trend of rewriting old games to be less 'problematic' will drastically change them for people too lazy to pirate an 'original'
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>>333101338

>widowmaker is literally a merciless assassin that kills whoever she is told to kill
>"Why would you do this?"
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For somebody who's supposed to be conditioned not to show emotions, Widowmaker sure does emote a lot.
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>>333117595
You really think a universe modern-day Blizzard made is only going to be a one-off?

At one of the Blizzcons they talked about how Overwatch isnt the only game they'll make in the Overwatch universe, they didnt even sound like the intended to support Overwatch that long before making another game in the setting
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Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?
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>>333117818
but tracer doesnt know that
she literally thinks she's still human inside
which technically she is
but shes numbed to the feelings

keep up m8

>>333117845
shes conditioned to be NUMBED to emotions, not to not show any
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>>333115969
I came in this thread to laugh at you
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>>333117935
>but tracer doesnt know that

Sounds like you're making shit up.
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>>333117756

>Roadhog did nothing wrong

Except blowing up a fusion core and nuking everything, you mean.
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>>333118017
how?
she literally does not know
how would she? widow doesn't keep in contact with overwatch members
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>>333117356
>Zarya is voiced by a man
Fucking kek
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>>333118045
man sometimes you gotta break 6 million eggs to make an omelette
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>>333117768
>MMO

I'm not asking for raids and open world pvp and levelling your guns and shit, I mean like a PVE horde mode where you hold out until the final wave like killing floor using existing assets they probably already have made, a hub with random story characters saying "get x kills in pve mode for a loot box' style challenges, etc

or even some sort of dota mode with for fun upgrades
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>>333117297
If you buy me another hd I'd buy you another robot with human simulator installed.
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>>333117992
you should have come in my mouth
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>>333117725
>WAH MOMMY DIDNT PAY ENOUGH ATTENTION TO ME

fucking grow up Pharah
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>>333118117
>dota mode
*vomits*
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>>333118183
he didn't want to push his agenda on you
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>>333118045
Roadhug is an innocent angel.
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>>333117725
>Zayra is a robo-racist

did not see that one coming
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>>333118045
Nigger lost his home man you would be angry too if the people you were fighting against were kicking back in your hometown like they owned the show. Of course he wanted blood as payment.
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>>333118224
Well I don't want it just on me, I want it in me.
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>>333118207
>your mum was great
>I WOULDNT KNOW
Pharah is the edgiest character in the fucking game
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>>333118082
>how would she?

>international assassin that killed her own husband and works for talon
>has been seen working with reaper as well

Maybe Tracer doesn't know the details but it's stupid as fuck to assume that she was willing to kill her own husband but should have drawn the line at killing Metal Jesus.
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>>333118246
>russia still being assaulted by omnics
>her career and entire life was ruined by an omnic assault
I would be too.
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>>333118045
That was Junkrat.
>>333118118
The point is, Anon, you'd have to rebuild your porn supply from scratch, including some potentially irreplaceable stuff. In this comparison, a robot personality. You can try to emulate it, but it just isn't the same.
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>>333118246
She's Russian, Russia got really really fucked up by the Omnic's. In fact I still think the war is raging over there.
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>>333118225
Nothing wrong with a nice cup of tea after a good time of killin, stealin and burning m8.
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>>333118246
she's fighting against Robots in the present of course she hates them

what I want to see is a human-hating robot hero
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>>333110395

>This is the kind of shit a 13 year old would write.

Confirmed for knowing jack shit about fiction.
>>
>build a charming world with lovable characters and a whimsical setting
>make it a multiplayer shooter with no story to speak of

Wasted.

No TF2's story isn't good. You just like the memes
>>
>>333118309
But she literally does not know. Add to the fact that she's a naive bumblefuck of a person and it's reasonable to assume she actually believes there's some semblance of humanity in Widow.

Besides, it's also a reasonable thing to expect her to ask the question after metal jesus died, it's a pretty common kneejerk cinematic reaction.
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>>333117447
Good idea
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>>333103849
Why is it always "white woman with minority" and never "white man with minority"? Literally 99% of all interracial mixing in media involves a white woman, why is that?
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>>333117725
>Everyone comparing Pharah to her mother

poor Pharah
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>>333118461
tf2's story is non canon
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>>333118461
>Wasted
They're milking it on every fucking medium possible (multiple ways if possible), don't fret nigger.
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Will they try and give an in-universe explanation as to why there can be multiple clones of individual characters fighting each other in a match?
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>>333118461
that's where all these shorts come into play, plus I swore blizzard said something about comics and possibly books.

but yeah a single player campaign would of been nice
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>>333117725
DEEPEST LORE
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>>333117725
>Out of all the voices only McCree is any good
shameful
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>>333118461
it's the left overs from Titan, their MMO shooter with "pixar-like characters"

nobody knows too many specifics outside of blizzard, but overwatch's theme and gameplay line up with the old leaks
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>>333118575
They already did:

The games that players play are not canon in any way.
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>>333118575
cloning tech nigga
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>>333118461
there'll be more games in the setting I'm sure one of them will have a campaign
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>>333118575
TF2 hasn't even done that. The red team never questions why the blue team are exactly like them.
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>>333118476
>But she literally does not know

Overwatch 'rescued' her from talon in the first place. It's also pretty reasonable to assume they know there's some kind of mind control fuckery going on.

>it's a pretty common kneejerk cinematic reaction

I guess. Still should've just tossed her off the roof or something.
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>>333118638
RIP
Why Mercy cant revive him?
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>>333118856
>Overwatch 'rescued' her from talon in the first place.

Source
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>>333118351
Don't worry, you know the saying "There is a remedy for everything except death."
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>>333118856
>'rescued' her from talon
Where?
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>>333118915

Literally her backstory, man.

>She was eventually found by Overwatch agents, apparently none the worse for wear, and returned to her normal life.

Straight from the Overwatch website.
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>>333118617
Yeah, six comics (the first of which stars McCree) and a graphic novel are planned so far.

>possibly books
I hope Greg Weisman gets to write them with him writing those WoW books.
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>>333118952
Widowmaker Bio, literally just Google Widowmaker Overwatch, her page should be result #1 or 2.
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>>333107271
I know you're just pasting the post but like, It falls pretty squarely under the 95% spunk section.
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>>333118856
>Still should've just tossed her off the roof or something.

Even if she had, Widow fired off her grappling hook before she and Tracer finished tumbling along the roof.
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>>333119018
You're retarded, the guy is talking about Tracer, not Widowmaker.
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>>333119019
>High Noon Guy get's a comic
>Not short
god dang it
>>
The old leak from after it got cancelled was interesting, here's a tidbit :

>Players would be able to select from classes with names like Reaper, Jumper, Titan, Ranger, and Juggernaut, each of which had its own special combat abilities and items, according to a source. Jumpers, for example, would be agile scouts with a teleport ability and the ability to quickly leap in and out of combat. Titans were tanks, while Rangers were snipers with cloaking and other abilities (think Nova from StarCraft II and the ill-fated StarCraft Ghost).

So the follower characters were their own classes :

Reaper = Reaper
Jumper = Tracer
Titans = Probably Winston
Juggernaut = Probably Reinhardt
Ranger = Some earlier form of Widowmaker

http://archive.is/SmTy2
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>>333119018
>>333119056
But that line doesn't really validate this anons statement >>333118856

>assume they know there's some kind of mind control fuckery going on.
They had NO IDEA. She killed her husband AFTER they found her and assumed normalcy.
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>>333118896
There's a pretty short time limit on how long someone can stay dead before Rez doesn't work
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>>333119180
The last two shorts look like they're going to be one about 76 and one about Genji and Hanzo, judging by that one behind the scenes video. I'm disappointed Junkrat and Roadhog don't get one.
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>>333118896
The Valkyrie isn't that powerful. Take Genji for example, to fix him they literally had to completely and utterly rebuild him. It may be a completely different process for already-robots.

Or maybe Mondatta had in his will he wanted to remain dead who knows.
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>>333119379
I kinda hope Reaper gets a bit more screentime in the 76 one then he did in Winstons
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>>333119379
They got a semi-short already. It wasn't in the same animation style though, but it was nice.
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>>333119434
Plus, Overwatch the game isn't canon to the story.
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